We watched No Cure For Cancer last night. I have always loved him. I actually laughed until rum & coke came out my nose. That has not happened for awhile.
I remember coming home from school and hearing about James Brown on my bus driver's radio. I could not stop laughing my ass off. PCP, 120 MPH chase (while high), while a vehicular gunfight is going on. That must've been one hell of a dental job.
Omg you have to see all of them! You'll piss yourself laughing so hard. 1. When I become President 2. Lock N Load 3. Coffee and Drugs 4. No Cure For Cancer
this is so so funny!! Im laughing my ass off by myself!! The tho is when he is talking about Elvis drinking Formular 44 to get buzzed. When the show The Job was on he was also drinking cough syrup!! He would go into the station with a green ring around his mouth!!
When I was in the Marines my last couple years I used to get the police blotter emailed to me Monday mornings so I could see if any of my Marines got in trouble with law enforcement over the weekend and decided to not tell anyone........ One particular day, and I swear to God on everything that is holy I'm not lying about this..... There was a Bruce Lee that was arrested, an Aretha Franklin, and a James Brown......I shit you not.😂😂😂..... This was in Kings County, California.
NyQuil warning: May cause drowsiness. It should say Dont make any fucking plans. Say hello to Clouds. NyQuil NyQuil NyQuil...we love you, you giant fucking Q!
1st time in my life I experienced sleeplessness. Went to a dr, gave me some generic Ambien, 1st 3 nights, was awake most of the night anyhow. Nyquil? 1 dose of Nyquil for 4 nights straight? Still sleep through the night to this day.
I have to give Denis Leary credit. He couldn't be stealing from Bill Hicks anymore, because Bill Hicks would never have commentated over a fucking slideshow.
haha Bill Hicks never had a routine about mugshots. That's just absurd. But now that you mention it, I do recall Louis C.K. having a pretty funny bit he used to do about mugshots.... hey, wait a minute...
Yeah but vick's formula 44 tastes like Jaggermeister,. or is it Yagermeister, anyhoo, try formula 44 on the rocks !!! LOL. Better than red bull & vodka......
I wonder who he saw doing this bit first? Leary is a good actor and delivers others material well, I cant believe he even stole Asshole from CK, I lost even more respect. Also.... is pcp a horse tranquilizer? I know ketamine is
"She is so fucked up she is out of focus" Died laughing at that one
"These are thought strands coming out of my heeeeeeaad." LMFAO😂😂😂 Denis is amazing at what he does, very talented.
I agree!! Thought strands.......too much!! He is awesome at everything he does
I have no doubt that Nick Nolte said that once in his life.
Denis Leary is a cool actor he was great as Diego the saber Tooth Tiger in the Ice Age Trilogy
That's voice acting, not acting acting. A better example of acting would of been him as Tommy Gavin in Rescue Me.
@@Jarock316 Hey now voice acting is just as valid as any other type of acting.
@@Jarock316 Voice acting is still acting.
Ohhhhh what I'd do to hear Denis Leary nowadays
We watched No Cure For Cancer last night. I have always loved him. I actually laughed until rum & coke came out my nose. That has not happened for awhile.
I love the name alone, capital N small y BIG FUCKING Q what a great advertising idea, put a huge fucking Q on the box!
@@cyric28 They'll get high and stare at it. "The Q is talking to me! The Q is talking to me!"
@@Jarock316 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You write the songs, we drink the beer out of your head"
This man is a hero
Love Dennis !
Never watch him if your kids are asleep in the house, everyone's gonna get woke up up from laughter.
i was one of those kids bc of my dad-- love this
I remember coming home from school and hearing about James Brown on my bus driver's radio. I could not stop laughing my ass off.
PCP, 120 MPH chase (while high), while a vehicular gunfight is going on.
That must've been one hell of a dental job.
NyQuils side effect should just be "You might wake up late for work".
Emphasis on might...
30 minutes im out
I take NyQuil and nothing happens. I get just a lil drozy but thats about it. It's never worked for me.
Or, as Dennis put in 'No Cure for Cancer', "Don't make any fucking plans."
Dennis Leary's theory of "thought strands" could help explain the anomalous existence of Albert Einstein's peculiar hairstyle.
Typical Boston Irish nut job. Feckin love this guy!
I didn't know he did/had another stand up routine, this is the 1st I've ever seen of this routine. Paydirt.
He did Lock N Load as well.
Omg you have to see all of them! You'll piss yourself laughing so hard.
1. When I become President
2. Lock N Load
3. Coffee and Drugs
4. No Cure For Cancer
@@shannonpierce3838 You are a hero for this. I've had his double show disc of no cure and lock n load and it's cherished. Thank you
me staring at the Green Death on my desk...
Dennis leary for president
Masterpiece
Dat Amy bit made me chew my arm off to prevent me dying from laughter.
PCP isn't a horse tranquilizer lol its a hallucinogenic stimulant, right? Was he confused with ketamine???
It was originally developed as a surgical anesthetic. But trials with humans showed it was dangerous.
@@cumulo25 The more you know
@@NobodysHereOrThere Yeah. Pcp and crack cocaine are completely unrelated drugs. I don't know where Leary gets this bullshit from.
@JohnACorp782 How am I a junkie or offended?
Ket and pcp are both disassociatives.
"What are you shitting on the rug for??"
I'm a Horse! 😆😆
NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil we love you, you giant fucking Q!
The original GREEN DEATH fucking flavor!
Love Denis😂😂😂
I love his rants. Hahahahahahaha
Hell yeh I love a good rant.
RIP Amy
this is so so funny!! Im laughing my ass off by myself!! The tho is when he is talking about Elvis drinking Formular 44 to get buzzed. When the show The Job was on he was also drinking cough syrup!! He would go into the station with a green ring around his mouth!!
It's not a Indian Blanket, it's a horse blanket.
this guy looks like every bad guy in 80's action movies
That was great.
I love that fucking Q...
My mugshots are appalling, I fell off the chair once.
Are we sure that amy winehouse isnt dead in that picture
This man is my broter
Fucking legend
This IS the set of one of his movies, I recognize the scene..... heh
I suddenly like James Brown a lot more now.
When I was in the Marines my last couple years I used to get the police blotter emailed to me Monday mornings so I could see if any of my Marines got in trouble with law enforcement over the weekend and decided to not tell anyone........ One particular day, and I swear to God on everything that is holy I'm not lying about this..... There was a Bruce Lee that was arrested, an Aretha Franklin, and a James Brown......I shit you not.😂😂😂..... This was in Kings County, California.
Oh yeah we are all a little Elvis,,,those days are gone though!!
The mugshots it is great, did you finish rod stewart
NyQuil warning: May cause drowsiness.
It should say Dont make any fucking plans. Say hello to Clouds. NyQuil NyQuil NyQuil...we love you, you giant fucking Q!
AND J.B. SAID ...."I'M SORRY " TRUE ARTIST Greatest news story !
🤣🤣🤣thought strands🤣🤣🤣 well that’s what I’m calling my hair from now on!😆
Along with “Your hairs are your aerials man, that’s why bald men are so uptight” Withnail and I drug dealer.
1st time in my life I experienced sleeplessness. Went to a dr, gave me some generic Ambien, 1st 3 nights, was awake most of the night anyhow. Nyquil? 1 dose of Nyquil for 4 nights straight? Still sleep through the night to this day.
Why is he wearing that jacket? He is sweaty as hell!
I love Nyquil too.... Go to bed, sweat and wake up cured.
...sorry. Brother..had to..
Share. !!! )))
James was related to Geronimo the Apache warrior
This is both hilarious and sad. Amy Winehouse just self-destructed.. and no one really did anything to stop it.
why are you arresting me?
CAUSE YOUR OUT OF FOCUS!
Denis Blurry 😃
St . James Brown and St. Nick Nolte the patreon Saints of Fucked up Mugshots
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I have to give Denis Leary credit. He couldn't be stealing from Bill Hicks anymore, because Bill Hicks would never have commentated over a fucking slideshow.
True, but the Amy Winehouse is blurry is awfully close to Mitch Hedburg's Bigfoot is blurry joke. Always from comics who died....
Amy Winehouse. Now there is a joke that hasn’t aged too well.
PCP is not horse tranquilizer
Very good. First made in 1926 as an anesthetic for both humans and animals is was banned for use on humans in the 1950’s and animals in 1978.
Yes it was.
It might as well be, 'Ariel'. ... ya get it? ...sheesh....
PCP and Ketamine are considered anesthesia
Both are dissociative anesthetics along with DXM
Is this from a special he did or want is it.
Damn I didn’t know Bill Hicks has a bit about mugshots.
Shutttt upppp! Yet here you are not only watching but commenting lol
DaMarcoMuzik I only clicked on the video so I could comment that lol this dude is a hack. A joke stealing asswipe
Carl Mustard Damarco comes in flying defending this joke thief...
haha Bill Hicks never had a routine about mugshots. That's just absurd. But now that you mention it, I do recall Louis C.K. having a pretty funny bit he used to do about mugshots....
hey, wait a minute...
No you shut up, this guy steals, it's a fact. Hicks, CK, less famous comedians. It's embarrassing.
4:33 ☠️
Lmfao!! Goddam, so fu#@ed up she's out of focus!! So awesome 👌👏 wow....... cannot make this shit up!!
I dig blurry chicks
Elvis invented Lean
..he's allergic to the gas, what?
James ran out of Byrilcreem 😂
CancerQuil !! LMFAO!!!
😂😂😂
LMAO😆.
Am I Nick nolte or Gary busey? Hahahahahahahahahha
Where's Leary's mugshot for stealing Bill Hicks material?
Yeah but vick's formula 44 tastes like Jaggermeister,. or is it Yagermeister, anyhoo, try formula 44 on the rocks !!! LOL. Better than red bull & vodka......
My parents used to give us Vicks 44 when we were kids! Of course they had to catch us first.
therd
Good thing they don't arrest people for stealing jokes otherwise he could run his own mugshot
Shut up
Who would wanna smoke pcp omg.Leary is Hilarious.Damn what the hell is Amy Winehouse doing,downers Lol
Still doing the same shit but the names have changed from the early to mid 90s to this shit.
I think I am ELVIS --- Big fat gassy bloated high as hell
not that funny, but ok. also, i never thought bill hicks was that good. 🤷♂️ denis has some funnier bits. coffee, smoking, prescription drugs.
He still has no jokes
What in the hell is so funny saying the f word every few seconds
WELL AT LEAST DEN DIDN'T STEAL THIS FROM BILL
Some of the jokes I've heard are carlin's as well.
Leukemia is funnier than Denis Leary.
Joke thief
He's not funny. Not at all. No wonder, his writer died.(yes...I stole that joke)
I wonder who he saw doing this bit first? Leary is a good actor and delivers others material well, I cant believe he even stole Asshole from CK, I lost even more respect.
Also.... is pcp a horse tranquilizer? I know ketamine is
I dont think he did. I think its just similar comedians thinking along the same lines.
painfully_unfunny.avi
Bill Hicks version was funnier
Shut up
No you shut up, this guy steals, it's a fact. Hicks, CK, less famous comedians. It's embarrassing.
Thats not a side effect, that's a fucking PROMISE ladies and gentlemen
PCP and Crack are completely different classes of drugs. No chemical similarities whatsoever.