Pokemon Sword and Shield

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  • This is similar to how I play Dark Souls.
    dunk store dunkeyscastle....
    thumbnail art by aminoapps.com/...

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  • @Shymain
    @Shymain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19803

    The thing that makes this game innovative is new and original lines like "Fuck this game" and "Pokemon is a very low quality franchise"

    • @raym2382
      @raym2382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1068

      You can't forget "Da Fuk!?"

    • @KS-ik9wt
      @KS-ik9wt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

      Really make you feel like mr pokemon

    • @achingbach2904
      @achingbach2904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      Could Pokemon be a higher quality franchise and still be ridiculously profitable? I think yes. So y do they seem to purposefully keep it dumbed down and uninteresting?

    • @Fakie420
      @Fakie420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fudgin' Stalker

    • @Shymain
      @Shymain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      StaySkeptic i am the dictatorial mod of that subreddit, correct

  • @Lazyboijere
    @Lazyboijere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5834

    “the first tool mankind made was a stick” - Hideo Kojima

    • @Mr.Atari2600
      @Mr.Atari2600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      "World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" ~ Albert Einstein

    • @KavinCatastrophe
      @KavinCatastrophe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought nature made that.

    • @Bengy.
      @Bengy. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JODRecaps You are very devoted to this I see.

    • @nekyam5469
      @nekyam5469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "I am Princess Beach"
      -Some Bitch

    • @jager9198
      @jager9198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Schmoygle” - Alexander the Great

  • @PaulBadman
    @PaulBadman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27933

    got all the way to the 7th gym by one hitting everything..........Then the difficulty ramped up and it toook 2 hits to kill every thing

    • @tavotavo0645
      @tavotavo0645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      Ok

    • @greenpigking6974
      @greenpigking6974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Uh I guess I’ll join the trend. Ok

    • @charliecalderon1688
      @charliecalderon1688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Ok

    • @Retribution8
      @Retribution8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1097

      That's like TWICE THE HITS! HOW DID YOU COPE?

    • @doctorrussia
      @doctorrussia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Yeah that's what happens when you over level

  • @ojingoh785
    @ojingoh785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7096

    I love how everything is completely out of order, but you can’t notice because everything is just as easy.

    • @yokoyamavlogs6939
      @yokoyamavlogs6939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Especially the part where Machoke killed all his Pokémon

    • @omegastar19
      @omegastar19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@yokoyamavlogs6939 he was clearly screwing around at that point.

    • @gabeitch9142
      @gabeitch9142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@omegastar19 you think he was intentionally failing to catch him?

    • @TheArrivalCyberse
      @TheArrivalCyberse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      @@gabeitch9142 He was throwing heal balls, now I don't know about you, but I've never seen anyone actually use heal balls until now.

    • @_ikako_
      @_ikako_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@yokoyamavlogs6939 yes, the part where machoke committed mass genocide was a bit excessive.

  • @cornguy1837
    @cornguy1837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5733

    It’s just like Dark Souls:
    Everything dies in one hit

    • @crash-ew6hw
      @crash-ew6hw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@sickly_172 he's trying to make a point

    • @Isol1507
      @Isol1507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or league

    • @Isol1507
      @Isol1507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      League of legends

    • @bramsteenhoek2674
      @bramsteenhoek2674 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sickly_172 he is JOD

    • @Itachi4489
      @Itachi4489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      More like reverse Dark Souls, since instead of YOU getting killed in one hit, you kill everything with one hit.

  • @Jkg71
    @Jkg71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9487

    Gamefreak in a nutshell:
    "This will be a close match!"
    Dies in one hit.

    • @God-kg1lx
      @God-kg1lx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Or being pummeled to ragequit by zubats

    • @ShadowTheDeathhog
      @ShadowTheDeathhog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I try to make the game harder by only using first form pokemon through the whole thing. They're cuter that way anyway

    • @God-kg1lx
      @God-kg1lx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @joz you probably did not experience mt. Silver did you?

    • @ShadowTheDeathhog
      @ShadowTheDeathhog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@God-kg1lx I did but I was like 6 when that game came out. I know I beat Red but I forgot a lot of it

    • @God-kg1lx
      @God-kg1lx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Joz then you have strayed from the path of truth my friend, and you must become righteous once more

  • @mattrenshaw3009
    @mattrenshaw3009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5122

    My gravestone:
    “He died”

  • @Phoenix-iz2ey
    @Phoenix-iz2ey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12667

    double kick animation: *vertically displaces the model*
    headbutt animation: *has the pokemon kick the enemy*
    ok makes sense

    • @gwiiwzens
      @gwiiwzens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      My guess is they made this game disappointing because they want people to give maximum appreciation for what they are planning on making which (according to my completely imaginated theory) a freeroam rpg style offline game that makes you feel like a real pokemon trainer for their next main series release...

    • @gwiiwzens
      @gwiiwzens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      I also think they tried to make this game playable for people who love pokemon and have grown to have low standards over the past 5 generations in pokemon's main series history

    • @shizukousapostle1stapostle710
      @shizukousapostle1stapostle710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +696

      @@gwiiwzens na I am pretty sure they are just testing the limit of horse shit the community will tolerate so they can reduce the effort more and more until they have exactly the lowest effort needed to make a game that will turn out a profit

    • @Baron0009
      @Baron0009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@gwiiwzens pretty sure THIS is their maximum effort

    • @bogdweller27
      @bogdweller27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      remember guys they sacrificed over half of the pokedex for these top quality and highly accurate animations.

  • @kreekkidproductions2847
    @kreekkidproductions2847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4851

    I still can’t believe Reggie got to keep all the Pokémon they took out as an apology for him not being able to play the game on his new Nintendo 3ds.

    • @LucidProtean
      @LucidProtean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      This is the best explanation I've seen

    • @Horzinicla
      @Horzinicla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Actually, Reggie is playing Animal Crossing on his Nintendo 3DS

    • @STOPPEDINCOLORADO
      @STOPPEDINCOLORADO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You mean his new Nintendo 3DS or his NEW Nintendo 3DS?

    • @nicholaswhite4021
      @nicholaswhite4021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      is there a full syory on this somewhere?

    • @reggiefils-aime9798
      @reggiefils-aime9798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Okay, i need to know RIGHT. NOW who broke our NDA.

  • @breloommaster12
    @breloommaster12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4740

    *"oh man Combee's evolving, it's gonna get like six honeycombs"*
    Well he's not wrong.

    • @LucasPucas
      @LucasPucas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      Vespiquen has seven honeycombs.

    • @gamesmasher7120
      @gamesmasher7120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@LucasPucas extra combs equals extra gamer

    • @CodfishJoe
      @CodfishJoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@LucasPucas yeah, and seven is like six.

    • @cubeofmeat4982
      @cubeofmeat4982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *comber*

    • @YuyuHakurei
      @YuyuHakurei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts It's easy up to the champion who can destroy you if you don't expect him to be that strong. He'll easily outlevel you too if you don't train at all.
      I trained to the level I thought he was gonna be and it was pretty close. With my post game team he's a joke though.

  • @BlueBlaze99
    @BlueBlaze99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5833

    "You can't throw a Pokeball it won't let its guard down!"
    Machoke: *has No Guard ability*

    • @zacey3574
      @zacey3574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      It's because that machoke was one of the "very strong looking" pokemon from the wild area.

    • @abcdefgheat1888
      @abcdefgheat1888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@zacey3574 r/woooosh

    • @zacey3574
      @zacey3574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

      @@abcdefgheat1888 Imagine linking subreddits outside of Reddit lol, now go post this for your 2 updoots soyboy.

    • @zacey3574
      @zacey3574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@abcdefgheat1888 Also how am I meant to know if this dude has played SW/SH before?

    • @jacobegaca409
      @jacobegaca409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Zacey r/redditflame

  • @prmrise
    @prmrise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15377

    Donkey really just sent his machoke into a fight against a fairy flying type

    • @Egyptianloverr
      @Egyptianloverr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1295

      He hates Machoke

    • @Jack-ot1zq
      @Jack-ot1zq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Sdgsdfg im so old I don’t think anything you just said is in English

    • @aaronsegal6052
      @aaronsegal6052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Oh no

    • @voutideixarumoco6318
      @voutideixarumoco6318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Donkey likes uncharted what you expects 😁

    • @whitehorse8558
      @whitehorse8558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Jack-ot1zq What?

  • @footbroke
    @footbroke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2566

    "Pokemon is a very low quality franchise. It has a little something for everyone. 9/10."
    -IGN

    • @Eeter26
      @Eeter26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Biff Buttcus too much water LOOOOOLLL HAHA

    • @Zashzila
      @Zashzila 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      9.3

    • @EmeraldCave1
      @EmeraldCave1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Eeter26 I mean tbh, too much water is kind of a bad thing, 1. You're super slow in water and 2. You're constantly getting random attacks and there's no way to stop it other than a repel which is pointless.

    • @grundersmash7891
      @grundersmash7891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      10/10

    • @JAlchemist
      @JAlchemist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So I'm guessing that is a 2/5 in dunko points

  • @vascap8264
    @vascap8264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7013

    Now imagine how easy it would be if dunkey wasn’t wearing his blindfold.

    • @Kordikk696
      @Kordikk696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Vascap now imagine if it was actually doonks, not his little brother...

    • @maxley.
      @maxley. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      and if he was awake

    • @neemis7796
      @neemis7796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      what if he had his controller plugged in

    • @ShadierStream
      @ShadierStream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      If he actually had power in his house

    • @Raddish57
      @Raddish57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      what if he actually had a house

  • @Avossk
    @Avossk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2360

    Blipbug looks like he's about to ask you to play Bookworm Adventures Deluxe

    • @knightmarecx2069
      @knightmarecx2069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Avossk I’d play it

    • @jeffffff
      @jeffffff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ehhhhhhhhhhh according to my calculations

    • @kinglsddd4164
      @kinglsddd4164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Grookey, kill Blipbug."

  • @hewhomainsness9189
    @hewhomainsness9189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5247

    _"Hit him with a tree branch: The Game"_

    • @ericb.1384
      @ericb.1384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Not even hit, but poke.

    • @hewhomainsness9189
      @hewhomainsness9189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ericb.1384 ah yes

    • @uwnbaw
      @uwnbaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hehe The Game

    • @mr.bubaluba1065
      @mr.bubaluba1065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Don’t forget the dlc
      “Whoops I picked razor leaf, oh nvm that works too”

    • @mollychankawaii
      @mollychankawaii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This also describes PointCrow beating Breath of the Wild with only a stick

  • @Masamatt90
    @Masamatt90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2553

    Death stranding: "all you do is walk"
    Pokemon: "all you do is whack pokemon with a branch"

    • @Ballsdeep-xs5ls
      @Ballsdeep-xs5ls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *poke

    • @zachmontminy
      @zachmontminy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      All you do is press the A button.

    • @mic01851165
      @mic01851165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tbf later on grass type attack e is ineffective against so many typing and you'd not use it as much.
      Also Pokemon story mode is always purposely made to be easy since the target demographic is kids.

    • @Star-Eyed-Ocean
      @Star-Eyed-Ocean 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zachmontminy omg so true

    • @kjk607
      @kjk607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pokeman really outdid themselves this time.

  • @Timotainment
    @Timotainment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8279

    can't wait for when he gets to the fighting gym where when the trainers lose they start talking about 18th century philosophy

    • @hereil
      @hereil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +698

      "To lose or not to lose, that is the question.
      ...
      I fucking lost didn't I"

    • @fish8298
      @fish8298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      No, I dont want that

    • @Saben.C-Spoon
      @Saben.C-Spoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I want dont this

    • @MC-oi2pb
      @MC-oi2pb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      for real?

    • @themetagamer7862
      @themetagamer7862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      He's past that. He made it to Opal's gym. Possibly further.

  • @lucamoretti2549
    @lucamoretti2549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1889

    “I don’t really care about Pokémon”
    Adds Dogi-o to the game
    “Pokémon has always been one of my favorite franchises”

    • @dreadknightftw7217
      @dreadknightftw7217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This game makes you really feel like Pokemon Sword and shield.

    • @dustinbeecher1987
      @dustinbeecher1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Story time 🕛🕛 sisters 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish ❤️❤️and my headphones got unplugged 😩😩 and it played bad guy out loud 🔊🔊so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls 👭 👭 were completely vibing to it💏💏 and they were like slayyyyy🔪🔪sisterrr☠️☠️and i was gonna say something back when a boy🤮🤮approached me and said🗣️🗣️ "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" 🧐🧐 and i was SHOOK 😳😳and completely flipped the F OUT 🤬🤬 i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life 🙏🙏 i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella👴👴 and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie rose up from it🧖‍♀️🧖‍♀️ and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful 💣💣" and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path🧕🧕 until shariah law was implemented world wide" he then was like I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn 🧞‍♂️🧞‍♂️ in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytan👹👹well i wasn't going to let blasphemy😡😡go unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell🔙🔙 and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billie🤩🤩she said "i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls"😜😜but then i felt an evil force rising😳😳it was xxxtentacion😲😲 he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh"🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ and then allah and X fought and of course allah won 😉😉 and spread World peace ✌️✌️ so anyway that's the TEA sisters ☕☕stay tuned for my fenti beauty 💄💄 giveaway 🎉🎉and remember praise allah everyday🤗🤗

    • @kfoley275
      @kfoley275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dustinbeecher1987 WTF does that copypasta have to do with our conversation

    • @user-pr6zj9du9t
      @user-pr6zj9du9t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dustinbeecher1987 beautiful

    • @ezrac704
      @ezrac704 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adds funny blue guy

  • @eddsauceplz
    @eddsauceplz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1203

    I'll be honest. the dynamax and stadium vibe during the gym battles actually make it feel like it's something special...until u oneshot their pokemon with your starter

    • @gamingyoshi2280
      @gamingyoshi2280 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      i hated dynamax its useless and the animation took ages

    • @frogloti6319
      @frogloti6319 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@gamingyoshi2280fr

    • @TheElino
      @TheElino ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​@@gamingyoshi2280 Yeah they literally removed mega evolution for an objectively way worse and way less interesting mechanic that sucks ass

  • @TheDoc377
    @TheDoc377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1505

    squirtle/10: This game really makes you feel like a low quality franchise

    • @Babyluigikarting
      @Babyluigikarting 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      This game is the Dark Souls of low quality franchises

    • @gulermo
      @gulermo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      this game really makes you feel like an unfinished game

    • @nicerhabara
      @nicerhabara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@gulermo IGN:"9.1: It has little content for everyone"

    • @maxley.
      @maxley. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he said it not me

    • @danhouse1989
      @danhouse1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tfw it's the fastest selling Switch game because it's so bad

  • @dswizz7926
    @dswizz7926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12182

    Man, Dunkey really doesn’t like this stranding game.

    • @manthedan4828
      @manthedan4828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +570

      To be fair, you need a pretty high IQ to comprehend a Strand-Type Game.

    • @yesok4244
      @yesok4244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      This game is the dark souls of the death stranding franchise!

    • @giraffe7753
      @giraffe7753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      This is the second strand type game.

    • @PerishAndRuin
      @PerishAndRuin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He prefer the easier ones

    • @zelexen
      @zelexen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      wow so now the title holder of bowser big burrito is playing digimon!?

  • @TwistedAttitudes
    @TwistedAttitudes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    Was not expecting the power rangers "make my monster grow" joke

    • @Daehpo
      @Daehpo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @The main cause of warps in all of reality It's Inferno Cop you degenerate!

    • @gribberoni
      @gribberoni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @The main cause of warps in all of reality
      Poyo!
      (Do you know where you will go when you die?)

    • @Daehpo
      @Daehpo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The main cause of warps in all of reality That is understandable, the internet corrupts all it touches. I pray you do not stumble upon greater horrors and advise you not to seek them. Shadman is awful, but worse characters reside on the web.

    • @PelagicPunk
      @PelagicPunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So THATS where I’ve heard that before!!

    • @brettpierce5225
      @brettpierce5225 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I knew I heard that from somewhere!

  • @GD_Zimmeh
    @GD_Zimmeh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3834

    This game is so easy that Dunkey doesn’t even need his blindfold

    • @nugoatt
      @nugoatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      GD Zimmeh no it’s way to easy that dunkey’s doing it with a blindfold on with his little brother playing and the controller is not plugged in and he’s using a USB steering wheel and on top of that it’s lagging and he doesn’t even have a little brother

    • @alexholiday441
      @alexholiday441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@nugoatt and don't forget that the TV isn't even turned on.

    • @nugoatt
      @nugoatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alex Holiday oh yeah can’t forget that

    • @buntongngy2287
      @buntongngy2287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And he didn't even exists.

    • @totallyahuman5055
      @totallyahuman5055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexholiday441 that's because he is playing I handheld mode.

  • @broskiproductions49
    @broskiproductions49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1622

    I thought for a second this entire video would be him capturing Pokemon and saying "Ya gotta have _________"

    • @MagorTuga
      @MagorTuga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ngl I actually skipped ahead in the vid just to make sure.

    • @dustinbeecher1987
      @dustinbeecher1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So my cat, Franki, recently came down with a pretty severe stomach virus. The vet gave me some anti biotic drops to put in his food but when I’d do that Franki wouldn’t touch it. So, the vet suggested using a small dropper tube to insert the medicine directly into his anus. The first time was absolute hell, my cat fought me the whole time but once the tube was in and the medicine pushed out he seemed to calm quite a bit. Well the next day he was acting strange, he has always been an independent cat, rarely coming around, never wanting to be held, but as I sat on the couch he started walking back and forth meowing and rubbing my leg. He then went and jumped up on the table where we’d done the application the night before and meowed louder and louder until I decided I guess we will go ahead and do the medicine treatment. This time he didn’t fight me though, and when I inserted the tube he closed his eyes, stretched his neck, and let out a noise that can only be described as a moan of pure ecstasy. Maybe the medicine made him feel better, I supposed. That night he slept on my bed curled up right next to me, which he had never done before. For the next week he’d do the same thing every day, meow on the table until he got his ‘fix’... But then the medicine ran out. Even though I had no medicine he’d still cry and beg for it, I thought maybe if I insert it without medicine he will realize it doesn’t make him feel better anymore and forget about it. Well that was 2 weeks ago and he is only getting worse. He walks around me all day with his tail up presenting his rectum and trying to entice me. He is demanding insertions more and more often. Yesterday I caught him looking longingly at the turkey baster... When I sit he jumps in my lap purring and rubbing me affectionately. It was then in horror I realized my cat thinks I’m his gay lover, and that I’ve been sexually pleasing him for weeks now. Needless to say the sexual tension between us is palpable. How do I let my cat know that I’m not gay, but still like him as a friend?

    • @Cosiek7
      @Cosiek7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least you know what you are getting into watching this channel...

    • @tajicbladeofthelegion5474
      @tajicbladeofthelegion5474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dustinbeecher1987 Is this a sad attempt at humor?

    • @AvengeTheBlade
      @AvengeTheBlade 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Captain Lolburgers Haha?

  • @denizena.40
    @denizena.40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3705

    They still can’t even make characters face you without doing the awkward full body turn around

    • @aegisfate117
      @aegisfate117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +416

      They still can't even make Pokemon fun unless you're 5-10 years old.

    • @Realblack_m0nster
      @Realblack_m0nster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@aegisfate117 Rip I guess I'm 10 again

    • @kleenexwarrior6061
      @kleenexwarrior6061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol true

    • @paleface171
      @paleface171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Or allow people to climb UP ledges.

    • @fructuous7242
      @fructuous7242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      >joke video
      >actual criticism
      Oak: *"NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO USE THAT!!!!"*

  • @shinonitta3455
    @shinonitta3455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1991

    “Hey Pokémon, say your classic line.”
    “DA FUK?!?!!?!?”

  • @MHCJV
    @MHCJV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9515

    Ah yes, rock paper scissors.
    ...Except you know what your opponent's picking.

    • @MinMaxerGaming
      @MinMaxerGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      Very apt description

    • @n0dash18
      @n0dash18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +521

      And you’re allowed to switch what you picked at any time.

    • @Golemoid
      @Golemoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I mean it is a game for 9 year olds.

    • @ozanozenir2503
      @ozanozenir2503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

      @@Golemoid 9 years olds are not this braindead

    • @Moud_M
      @Moud_M 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

      Bolek Lolek Did anyone say that 9 year olds deserve shitty games?

  • @seankobarg7244
    @seankobarg7244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    Most famous last words
    “OH NO”
    - Machoke

    • @dustinbeecher1987
      @dustinbeecher1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha yeah I'd never touch hands, thighs or feet with you during the prayer lol😅.... unless there's no one in the mosque other than us🙄🙄🙄..... Haha jk I would just pray alone in the corner😔 and feel lonely.... unless you follow me outside the mosque🏃‍♂️.... Lmao jk, even if we exchanged numbers it would be just to help each other with reciting Quran😂😂... unless one night during Ramadan.... I feel very lonely and nobody's answering my texts and then I text you: "I can't forget your smell".... Haha I'M JUST Joking wtf that's a really weird message that would make you block me immediately and tell everyone that I'm gay and tried to hit on you!!!... unless you reply: "I was bending over really hard while praying on purpose, to let you get a whiff of my butt".... ROFL THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN it's gay and homosexuality is a sin in Islam.... unless we find a liberal Sheikh who issues a fatwa that homosexuality isn't a sin and we start dating.... Hahahaha it's so dumb I'm literally laughing so hard rn, like even if we started dating, our relationship would go nowhere since gay marriage is illegal in Islamic countries.... unless we move to the US and start a new life and adopt a child and name him Saddam.... OMG that's so dumb our families would disown us and we'll lose everyone's respect.... unless we don't tell anybody and we build a mosque and become Imams and everyone in our community will love us for being God's men and building a mosque in a western country.... Lol what a stupid idea hahaha like how are we even going to live together afterwards, everyone will suspect that we're gay... unless we buy houses that are next to each other and build an underground tunnel that connects them.... LOOOOL I'm such a goofball, like that's not a good environment for raising our son Saddam!!!.... unless that's the point of having a son named Saddam, he will have a damaged childhood that will lead to him becoming a merciless dictator just like Hitler...... Lol noooo I would never do something that will lead to a second holocaust
      unless???....😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

    • @velo836
      @velo836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sean Kobarg but it wasnt machoke saying that

  • @amirgarcia547
    @amirgarcia547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1069

    “It’s Squirreltle.”
    Only a second in and there’s already a great joke.

    • @TROBassGuitar
      @TROBassGuitar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I actually nicknamed mine something like that

    • @felixclark7272
      @felixclark7272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Excellent joke gyro, it’s really gonna be a big hit in Europe

    • @dshadow01
      @dshadow01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i genuinely can't tell if this is sarcasm or not

    • @jean_yves
      @jean_yves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@felixclark7272 was that a motherfucking pizza mozzarella reference?

    • @ATheSeller
      @ATheSeller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jean_yves rella rella rella rella

  • @Vendetta162X
    @Vendetta162X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    "Come on! You can't tell me being poked by a tree branch didn't hurt!"
    -Literally every water Pokemon

  • @Yourunkbob
    @Yourunkbob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    I love how the creators of pokemon games are so fiercly committed to extremely underwhelming attack animations.

    • @Rickle_Pick23
      @Rickle_Pick23 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Even still lol
      I love Scarlet/violet tho

    • @Daniel-kx3zz
      @Daniel-kx3zz ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Somebody must tell them they aren't in a nintendo 64... And even with that, animations in pokemon stadium were better

    • @leonhardable
      @leonhardable ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They could legit reuse the stuff from the gamecube era and it would look better than what they have today.
      collosseum and... XD were such great games
      naming aged poorly in retrospective

    • @backlogbuddies
      @backlogbuddies 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I always forget XD was the name of a game. I thought you were laughing at first

  • @protonjones54
    @protonjones54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4591

    "Pokémon is a very low quality franchise."
    -literally Gamefreak 2019

    • @sumphatguy
      @sumphatguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Thatsthejoke.jpg

    • @fokii9880
      @fokii9880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Children today have access to smartphones.

    • @takamichinoku4167
      @takamichinoku4167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      I'm annoyed at the fact many fans still bought this game... even after complaining and SEEING visual evidence beforehand on how little effort was put into this game. Gamefreak got these hardcore Pokemon fans by the balls.

    • @roamingkh4595
      @roamingkh4595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@takamichinoku4167 Its a great game. It deserves to sell a lot more than its already selling. You're just salty because you didn't get what you want

    • @fernidadaviles3686
      @fernidadaviles3686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

      @@roamingkh4595 Very dim, smooth brain, drooling consoomer

  • @zolahsession
    @zolahsession 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5647

    Every day is a day closer to Dunkey's Best of 2019

    • @Protendo
      @Protendo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      _s u p e r m a r i o b r o t h e r s 2_

    • @ABeans07
      @ABeans07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I heard supermario bros 2 might make the cut.

    • @STRNGquark
      @STRNGquark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      OOOOO _thats mah jam_

    • @sunnaiko
      @sunnaiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Protendo UHHHH PLZ DONT GIVE SPOILERSSSSS??!!!!!

    • @megashark1013
      @megashark1013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If Sekiro isn't top 5, I will be ANGERY!

  • @MrHouse1657
    @MrHouse1657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1385

    I was prepared for the whole vid to be “Ya gotta catch this Pokemon” 😂

    • @Tigatron1448
      @Tigatron1448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha, same

    • @EdgyPuer
      @EdgyPuer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "Damn I can't wait to catch bulbasaur..."

    • @kingjensen8091
      @kingjensen8091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EdgyPuer may he rest in peace

  • @ascendedcat260
    @ascendedcat260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5806

    I'd be fine if this was just 5 minutes of Dunkey going
    "Oh, it's _____, gotta get _____"

    • @arthurmorgan4546
      @arthurmorgan4546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      *:O BIG ASS SQURITLE*
      *you gotta get the big squirtle.*

    • @SomeFreakingCactus
      @SomeFreakingCactus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      “Birdo first appeared in Super Mario Brothers 2.”

    • @cjawesome9386
      @cjawesome9386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      ...grookey kill blip bugk

    • @donkeykong4983
      @donkeykong4983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      -

    • @TheCookieCook
      @TheCookieCook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      “Oh, it’s *shit* gotta get *a refund* ”

  • @Veo87
    @Veo87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2939

    Pokemon: Sword and Shield really makes you FEEL like you're barely animated.

    • @1spidog
      @1spidog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      hilarious

    • @andreshukha437
      @andreshukha437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Makes you feel like spiderman

    • @Eeter26
      @Eeter26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Kyle Hendricks i feel my animations being recycled as i watch

    • @nolifejohnson5129
      @nolifejohnson5129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cry some more

    • @louismccormick3263
      @louismccormick3263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Nolife Johnson imagine getting mad at somebody making fun of a Pokemon game

  • @samuraispartan7000
    @samuraispartan7000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3621

    Pokémon Sword and Shield: Where you humiliate and embarrass a twelve year old child so badly that he completely gives up on his dreams and decides to work as an intern at a research lab... Ran by millennial with no scientific degree.

    • @zane4535
      @zane4535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Shit was depressing fr

    • @DantesInferno96
      @DantesInferno96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      OK boomer

    • @KhaosKingo
      @KhaosKingo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      OK BOOMER

    • @PrimeGamator
      @PrimeGamator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Can't think of a better description of the game than that

    • @tsukipon74
      @tsukipon74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      we did him a favor. he was a shit trainer

  • @patrickzhu9121
    @patrickzhu9121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    "pokemon is a very low quality franchise"
    As a Pokemon fan, I agree

    • @kiwo579
      @kiwo579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I played the ds games too lol

    • @salemb9961
      @salemb9961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Try to play a "hacked" version , i am playing one using emulator on my phone -NDS emulator - they basically modify the game to be harder , way harder .

    • @hsalfesrever3554
      @hsalfesrever3554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Except for the spin offs, like I had more fun with New Pokemon Snap more than every mainline game starting with Gen 6

    • @straightbusta257
      @straightbusta257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well at least starting 2013
      The spin offs and manga are still good/decent though
      And the anime is never good

    • @kohaku_amba
      @kohaku_amba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It sucks now. The only good game to come out in who knows how long is New Pokémon Snap.

  • @fokii9880
    @fokii9880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2542

    He probably doesn’t realize how insanely lucky he was to randomly run into a female Combee.

    • @carlypark7562
      @carlypark7562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Fokii I was thinking the same!! 😂

    • @SirHippolord
      @SirHippolord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      I’m pretty sure they upped the rate, every one I have encountered in the game has been female. Same with Salandit, actually. I could just be lucky I guess, but it doesn’t feel like 12.5% or whatever.

    • @bonglord420
      @bonglord420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      you can see whether or not its female in the overworld lol

    • @nucx0
      @nucx0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@JODRecaps no u

    • @LatinaCreamQueen
      @LatinaCreamQueen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@JODRecaps wow, you are very unpleasant and you aren't very funny or original.
      Please stick to being a Dunkey Clown.

  • @rodrigopeloni6432
    @rodrigopeloni6432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2574

    "Pokemon is a very low quality franchise"
    Dunkey's words of wisdom

    • @robertpalmer8080
      @robertpalmer8080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +479

      What are you taking about, Game Freak said that in the game, Dunkey just read it...

    • @rodrigopeloni6432
      @rodrigopeloni6432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      @@robertpalmer8080 True, my bad. Fake news

    • @classicgamer7247
      @classicgamer7247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      His words not mine

    • @NeroAngelo616
      @NeroAngelo616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Pokemon's current state of quality is the majority of Japanese exclusive merch and card art.

    • @Phoenix-qv9hg
      @Phoenix-qv9hg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@NeroAngelo616 Which is also how they make 80% of their moneys. The games are just advertisement.

  • @normalpersonlivingtheirlife
    @normalpersonlivingtheirlife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    You know, I thought he was gonna make the “Leon’s unbeatable” joke

    • @zacross8504
      @zacross8504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Leon is unbeatable translates to Leon’s Pokémon actually have moves they are effective against the types they are weak too unlike everyone else in this game

    • @MrForteIV
      @MrForteIV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As someone who beat Leon first try while being under leveled I’ll never understand the joke

    • @muguelcydhhd1941
      @muguelcydhhd1941 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrForteIV that's a lie

    • @KyrkRTG
      @KyrkRTG 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrForteIV Weird flex, but okay.

    • @breadisarting4044
      @breadisarting4044 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@muguelcydhhd1941 Leon is a tough final boss- but he's susceptible to the same strategy all champions are.
      Revive spam.

  • @professorrowan6945
    @professorrowan6945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    “Fuck this game!”
    “Pokémon is a very low-quality franchise.”
    There’s his Dunkview.

  • @merceusg.46
    @merceusg.46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    "Grookey use the leaf thing-" **slap** "he died" i lost it lmao

  • @Nicoarielpkr
    @Nicoarielpkr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2099

    "Pokemon is a very low quality franchise."
    I laughed so hard that I choked and died. Hope you´re happy

    • @jonrite4
      @jonrite4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Nicolas Maldonado he died

    • @ninjaandocean
      @ninjaandocean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He died

    • @Saben.C-Spoon
      @Saben.C-Spoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He died

    • @AKAmrBit-ches
      @AKAmrBit-ches 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I’m surprised they even put that in the game

    • @yesok4244
      @yesok4244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He died

  • @MrNovaStreams
    @MrNovaStreams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +981

    "Make my monsters grow!"
    That was a prime Power Rangers moment right there. Big props.

    • @duckywinks
      @duckywinks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dunkey only makes references to the highest quality material.

    • @yellrfellr2173
      @yellrfellr2173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank god i wasn’t the only one

    • @damiengrief
      @damiengrief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Best part of the video. Really caught me off guard.

  • @ROTOJ_
    @ROTOJ_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    4:56 When he said "Make my monster grow", I really felt it

    • @attaxiaffxi7033
      @attaxiaffxi7033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cheeky Power rangers reference

  • @sacrom5398
    @sacrom5398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    I like how the entire game is out of order but dunkey commentates like it’s chronological

    • @pjdougherty6442
      @pjdougherty6442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s kind of how Dunkey usually edits his videos.

    • @SilverMoshi
      @SilverMoshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts yeah the main story of pokemon got significantly worse starting from generation 6 (2013). i think the best part of the series nowadays is the competitive scene. it's super interesting how deep the battle system can get.

    • @raptoraurion
      @raptoraurion 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SilverMoshi Kappa?

    • @monaonyt7604
      @monaonyt7604 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts that’s not even the final boss + it’s double weak to grass moves

  • @tximistarissole
    @tximistarissole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    "Make my monster GROW!"
    I appreciated that

    • @Lowtendo
      @Lowtendo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Fuckin power ranger baybee

    • @JolteOnWisconsin
      @JolteOnWisconsin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Finally! After ten thousand years I am free! Time to conquer earth!

    • @joeyskar
      @joeyskar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lord Zed for President

    • @Waynerang
      @Waynerang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i was dying, best part of the whole video

    • @4Wilko
      @4Wilko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      4:55

  • @thewatchdog9581
    @thewatchdog9581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1017

    “Pokemon is a very low quality franchise” - Nintendo

    • @Tenebris8444
      @Tenebris8444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      “Pokemon is a very low quality franchise” - Junichi Masuda

    • @NB-qj5ol
      @NB-qj5ol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is that actually real?

    • @bradenbungard9035
      @bradenbungard9035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Nils Bohnenblust yes

    • @psiseven
      @psiseven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NB-qj5ol Probably not

    • @thenurseinblack1810
      @thenurseinblack1810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NB-qj5ol Of course not ya dingus(I'm kidding I'm sure you're actually very smart)

  • @bgeniij
    @bgeniij 4 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    "For my money you can never beat the satisfying simplicity of that one-shot kill"
    -videogamedunkey

    • @j_s_g
      @j_s_g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂 Shots fired

    • @rikovladimir8655
      @rikovladimir8655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG

    • @scarlet6719
      @scarlet6719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      J Gentry It’s different in a game like katana zero where you have to actually think out you actions instead of hit button to win

    • @interdimensionalgoober8769
      @interdimensionalgoober8769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      bgeniig This was in reference to an action game and not an rpg, because game design is actually complex!

    • @SongbirdOfficial
      @SongbirdOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Way shorter and more satisfying in an action game. In Pokemon after the attack animation you have to sit through the HP bar draining, the text telling you the enemy fainted, the enemy faint animation, maybe some failure of a witty line from the other trainer if they're an important character, then them sending out their next Pokemon. It may only be a few seconds but during that time you're not doing anything, not preparing the next attack or running to the next challenge or defending from the next enemy, you're just waiting.

  • @ruttabl1
    @ruttabl1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Pokemon Sword & Shield: Every villain a misguided good guy edition

    • @joelnelson4228
      @joelnelson4228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Anti-Villains are the best kind of villains if they are properly fleshed out and not "Oh yeah I just want to help people" after an entire storyline of them eating babies or something.

    • @xSilentZeroXx
      @xSilentZeroXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@joelnelson4228 Unless they embrace the baby-eating like Terumi did in Blazblue. That guy knew he was a baby-eating monster and went to town with it.

    • @woodyblox7724
      @woodyblox7724 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I kinda liked it :D Its not like everyone is just good guy, they are still villains - honestly, this is one of the only pokemon that really effectively employ these kinds of characters.

    • @DemonLordRaiden
      @DemonLordRaiden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Bob Bobbertson I get where you're coming from, but regular villains aren't compelling, usually. That's why anti-villains started being used: they can have actual compelling character motivations.

    • @yunix2396
      @yunix2396 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bob Bobbertson oh, someone reads Stephen King. Which book in the series was the best?

  • @maxhinman268
    @maxhinman268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2161

    Lessons learned:
    A bonk to the head with a stick will instantly kill anything

    • @mZStarCraft
      @mZStarCraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      *Throws away the master sword*

    • @killking2414
      @killking2414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Try the leaf attack its much stronger

    • @FazeThruWallz
      @FazeThruWallz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some guy: robs my house.
      Me: BONK go to jail he died.

    • @SLNTKNGHT-xj7nl
      @SLNTKNGHT-xj7nl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its funny how this train of thought is what separated human kind from other Sapiens; stik stab stick kill faster

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SLNTKNGHT-xj7nl You mean other homo, or other primates? All of the sapiens (which consists of _homo sapiens sapiens_ and some other subspecies I don't remember) used sticks.

  • @21kHzBANK21kHZ
    @21kHzBANK21kHZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    That thing just cancelled judgement day with a tree branch.

  • @nameforcomments4092
    @nameforcomments4092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    That "make my monster grow" was beyond perfection.

  • @burnthewitch_
    @burnthewitch_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3388

    "This is a low quality franchise"
    They hated the Dankey for he spate the troof

    • @Alienrun
      @Alienrun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      TROOF

    • @NeroAngelo616
      @NeroAngelo616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      outside it's card and merch artists this is it.

    • @nathanielstanford3115
      @nathanielstanford3115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      -pac

    • @mv9370
      @mv9370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Eh, there Is still the first 5 gens and the anime

    • @ktmridmcy7336
      @ktmridmcy7336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      krobie53 i love how this comment just devolves

  • @-nexite-8806
    @-nexite-8806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    * Team Yell grunt sends out nickit *
    Dunkey: Oh its a beaver
    Me: yeah ok why not i guess

  • @kilroy_wuz_there
    @kilroy_wuz_there 4 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    This game really makes you feel like a red enchilada saying "oh no!".

    • @OriginSpeed
      @OriginSpeed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It's me, Fists the Enchilada

    • @GobaGNon
      @GobaGNon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Unlike Sonic I don’t chuckle, I’d rather flex my knuckles.

    • @ThePorygonBoi
      @ThePorygonBoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nathan Brinton Gracious me, Dunkey is a MAGICIAN!

    • @DaBase333
      @DaBase333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im so happy people know these memes, they are my childhood

    • @10yrs.istillcantthinkupawi11
      @10yrs.istillcantthinkupawi11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@OriginSpeed *Nipples the Enchilada

  • @NeonLightning03
    @NeonLightning03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Pokémon has stagnated brutally since XY came out in 2013. In the last 8 years, there has been 4 new main series games and 2 major DLC, yet mega evolution is still the last exciting thing to be introduced in this franchise.

    • @kohaku_amba
      @kohaku_amba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I have been an ardent Pokémon fan for a good decade now and it sucks to see what the franchise has become. I have played and completed every mainline game from Platinum to USUM, but once the national dex controversy hit and after finding out megas would be cut entirely (absolutely the best gimmick and should’ve been a main series stay), I knew something was up. With the series' massive hardware upgrade, there’s no excuse for the games being as ugly as they are. The games are too easy (mandatory exp share and now affection as of BDSP) and the formula, outside of Legends: Arceus (god I hope that game ends up being good, graphics aside) remaining pretty much unchanged since forever. I will forever miss the gen 4-5 golden age and hope Pokémon can get their act together before they remake gen 5.

    • @T_Dude
      @T_Dude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gen 6 was my first game, and I’ve only played it along with Sun & Moon. I loved 6, and thought 7 was alright, but I never played any of the previous games. I’m also hoping that the Gen 5 remakes will capture the spirit of the original, because I would love to experience one of the best entries in the franchise.

    • @PredictableEnigma
      @PredictableEnigma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Rescue Team got a remake in 2020 and it used megas. Because megas are rad. Mad respect

    • @harrydavey9884
      @harrydavey9884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Best pokemon games were gold and silver. Everything since has been about the same level of quality or worse.

    • @johnjohnson1351
      @johnjohnson1351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@harrydavey9884 What was worse about the GBA games from Gold and Silver? What was worse about the DS games from then? It only really started to go down after X and Y, with simplified routes and easy hand-holding gameplay, and overall a weaker story and less interesting characters than it’s predecessors.

  • @aaronskinner4973
    @aaronskinner4973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    “He died. I win....”
    *Bye Bye*

    • @PomLamb
      @PomLamb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Shut the game off."

  • @spelonberry
    @spelonberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2841

    *fox pokemon comes out*
    dunkey: "oh, a bEaVeR pokemon!"

    • @dagbackerud7316
      @dagbackerud7316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It is a rabbit.

    • @Jerben
      @Jerben 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @sukithebean7920
      @sukithebean7920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      congrats for explaining the joke 👏👏

    • @davide.9576
      @davide.9576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's almost as if...he was joking...

    • @SirHolySword
      @SirHolySword 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a paid advertisement by Paul Beemis games for Beaverball: Revenge.

  • @thatcleverfox
    @thatcleverfox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    This is why difficulty settings are sometimes necessary.

    • @TeamHiggins2
      @TeamHiggins2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Being back challenge mode from B2/W2!

    • @SonnyJim173
      @SonnyJim173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is true mario may not need one but Pokemon is no mario

    • @TwistyTreeline
      @TwistyTreeline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Prease undastandu. Making gamu very hardu. No difficurty sriders this timu

    • @holycowwrath
      @holycowwrath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i mean if you look closely he is way over leveled making it much easier and of course he destroyed water gym with grass XD

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And speed up buttons

  • @shutuptravis5609
    @shutuptravis5609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    5:10 you see that mountain over there? Well that’s actually a bigass turtle

    • @mondocool5670
      @mondocool5670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Brings back Final Fantasy 13 memories

    • @SpoonyBard-mx1ve
      @SpoonyBard-mx1ve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mondo Cool that joke is from 15 tho

    • @twzn7248
      @twzn7248 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that the same turtle from the it franchise?

    • @jake_a.lien_
      @jake_a.lien_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice reference. FF15 dunkview is a classic

    • @RazorusR3X777
      @RazorusR3X777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you see all the trees in the background? Well, those are actually j.pegs. Because this isnt pokemon world its j.peg world.

  • @kamikeserpentail3778
    @kamikeserpentail3778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1052

    Dunkey showcasing... well pretty much exactly why I can't bring myself to play Pokemon games any more.
    God the combat is boring.

    • @bevvvy1374
      @bevvvy1374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Doesn't help that they do absolutely nothing to spice it up other than throw shitty gimmicks in there

    • @Elratauru
      @Elratauru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      It has been like this for a few gens now... I grew up with Gen 1 and 2 and that shit was easy at first, and then it really started to get more and more difficult for real, crossing your fingers you didn't get critical hit. And you couldn't overlevel your pokemons too much because then they wouldn't obey you anymore! It was all strategy and planning.
      Nowdays it's just a walk in the park.

    • @062-d8p
      @062-d8p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Play Pokemon Uranium. It's a way better fangame than this garbage.

    • @ajd1527
      @ajd1527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Pokémon reborn is a great fan made game. Hard as balls and has Pokémon from gens 1-7. Super fun

    • @barrettstone5657
      @barrettstone5657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      062 or pokemon clover, the AI in that game is surprisingly fair yet ruthless at the same time.

  • @Derfalken
    @Derfalken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Fun fact: Did you know Squirtle is actually the most powerful Pokemon of them all?

    • @AuraLT
      @AuraLT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i guess thats why hes not in the game

    • @deputydevil6839
      @deputydevil6839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but he is n hte gaem

    • @gavinerickson9392
      @gavinerickson9392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tell that to Squirreltle.

    • @Yenrei
      @Yenrei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Idk man, I think...I think, for my money, Charizard is probably the best Pokémon.

    • @gt5r4w
      @gt5r4w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No man, my money is on Magmar

  • @TheKoreanJuan
    @TheKoreanJuan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3509

    Lol this game is just ripping off of Frozen: Olaf's Quest for the Nintendo DS

    • @user-ch7ti6gq1m
      @user-ch7ti6gq1m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      You mean Hogan's Castle

    • @nagysamuel2575
      @nagysamuel2575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Like come on nintendo...

    • @Minebama
      @Minebama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Don't you mean Donkey Kong Frozen Ape?

    • @johndoejr.7180
      @johndoejr.7180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anyone else actually have that Frozen game lol?

    • @FlithitFlithit
      @FlithitFlithit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Doe, Jr. yeah, my little sister brought the game for £40. I 100% the game in like 2 hours half a year later.
      £40 = 2 hours of game 😬

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    "wherever you go, i'm there" very true for the Ball Guy, he does follow you ALL OVER THE COUNTRY

    • @andrewwojtas8486
      @andrewwojtas8486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi pat

    • @Realperson16
      @Realperson16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hello there

    • @WadeAlma
      @WadeAlma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's the best part of the game though.

    • @shevrett2658
      @shevrett2658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not hard to follow someone down a straight hallway

  • @Whiskeyissues
    @Whiskeyissues 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    "turn it back" literally me throughout the game too LOL

    • @dustinbeecher1987
      @dustinbeecher1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My friend's response to "you can't out-pizza the hut"
      Dude wow ha-ha. Funny. But actually you're wrong. Dominos Pizza clearly "out-pizza"d the hut. Only at Dominos can you get a large 3 topping pizza or medium 3 topping pan pizza for $7.99. Only at Dominos can you get the infamous "Mix & Match" deal, any 2 items for only $5.99. ONLY at Dominos can you get Tate's Chicken. ONLY at Dominos can you get the wonderful "St. Jude Meal Deal" which is an assortment of delicious foods for only $19.99, which INCLUDES a $1.00 donation to the St. Jude charity. ONLY at Dominos will your pizza get to you FRESH out THE OVEN with the newest most innovative technology, the DXP. The hottest and sexiest car on the market, coated in amazing Dominos logos and classic de- signs, this hot rod will have you on the edge of your seat. The DXP is not your average run-of-the-mill pizza delivery car. The DXP is a heavily modified Chevrolet Spark, sporting a 1.2-liter four-cylinder engine pumping out a WHOPPING 84 horsepower. The sound of that might make you all hot and bothered, but not as hot as the pizzas (and other delicious foods) inside the DXP. Inside, the changes are even more transformative. All the seats except the driver's have been removed and replaced by specially built plastic trays and holders that can accommodate up to 80 pizzas. The left rear passenger door has been removed, and in its place is a 140-degree pizza-warming oven with an exterior access door that raises above the roof at the touch of a key fob. The oven can fit four pizzas, and when the oven door is up, a puddle light with the Domino's logo illuminates the area to the DXP's side, showing the driver what they might be accidentally stepping in. So tell me, Mr. Pizza Hut dude. Doesn't it sound like Dominos is "out-pizza"ing the Hut?

  • @carsonmillard5812
    @carsonmillard5812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    “Grukyee use the leaf thing”
    “He died”

    • @Haimgard
      @Haimgard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You forgot the slap sound effect lol

    • @carsonmillard5812
      @carsonmillard5812 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haimgard lol

  • @chrish8111
    @chrish8111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "whos it gonna be this time?" "dead." "dead."
    sword and shield experience

  • @Chuwie
    @Chuwie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Gamefreak should hire Dunkey to make sound effects for Pokemon Gun

    • @Todo776
      @Todo776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Too bad it'll only be localized in Texas and Florida

    • @I0nlyRunFactory
      @I0nlyRunFactory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Todo776 Just take my money

    • @anasevi9456
      @anasevi9456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ummm, sorry sweaty but Game Freak are out to run a business.. not a charity.
      Hiring Dunkey for $50 or so would put development costs well over the 10000000000000% ROI needed to keep the franchise alive.

    • @Mr_Mimestamp
      @Mr_Mimestamp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s going to be Pokémon Trebuchet

    • @M.A.R.S.
      @M.A.R.S. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Todo776 "Florida man 'catches them all' "

  • @goldengoon4073
    @goldengoon4073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    "Hi im leon. Im the undefeated champion"
    Dunkey: *D E D*

    • @skunko1871
      @skunko1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JODRecaps That's dumb. Have my subscription and get out.

    • @YakAlmighty
      @YakAlmighty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh no!

    • @monkeydetonation
      @monkeydetonation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow! That Leon guy is the champion! Wait he's undefeated? I wonder if he has a Charizard

    • @goldengoon4073
      @goldengoon4073 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@monkeydetonation ded

  • @mookymookymooo
    @mookymookymooo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The bit where you just get less and less excited about catching so many different Pokémon is accurate

  • @cosmic1319
    @cosmic1319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2033

    "Pokemon Sword is the best game of all time."
    "Pokemon Shield is the worst game of all time."

    • @andresnavarro853
      @andresnavarro853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Benjamin Bramble I was hoping he was going to do videos like that with this game

    • @1spidog
      @1spidog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@andresnavarro853 stfu

    • @Runoneer
      @Runoneer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      ZReiCe guess who’s salty

    • @poysona
      @poysona 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@1spidog wha-

    • @1spidog
      @1spidog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Runoneer Yall salty I am not the one whos complaining about the game im chillin

  • @jano2298
    @jano2298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Oh of course! I should’ve just killed him in one hit!

  • @jeffbezos3200
    @jeffbezos3200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I beat the whole game with a zigzagoon and it was the closest thing I’ve experienced to a normal difficulty since Black and White

    • @zerekblackford6094
      @zerekblackford6094 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What? Pokémon games have never been hard… maybe when ur 8 years old they seem difficult, but knowing type advantages pretty much nullifies any difficulty… this is objectively horrible criticism

    • @GrandGurple
      @GrandGurple 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pah learning type advantages, what are you some sort of casual, try playing pokemon with only a level 4 magikarp with an everstone. Being able to damage your opponent is baby mode that nullifies any difficulty.
      This is objectively horrible criticism.

    • @jeffbezos3200
      @jeffbezos3200 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@GrandGurple that sounds pretty subjective to me, man

    • @GrandGurple
      @GrandGurple 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@jeffbezos3200 nitpicking and biased, checkmate atheist

  • @imaginaryfanboy
    @imaginaryfanboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    pokemon sword and shield really makes you FEEL like a digimon

    • @maplemiles3381
      @maplemiles3381 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ but better then Digimon
      Please don't kill me

    • @Maceyoshiman
      @Maceyoshiman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      9.5/10
      " it has a little something for everyone"

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth is better than this game.

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@R3GARnator I do not doubt that.

    • @bigbiggie3642
      @bigbiggie3642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Digimon is better than pokemon.. digimon can poop..

  • @wavyflac
    @wavyflac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    AH SO I SEE YOU'VE LEARNED TYPE MATCHUPS ALREADY

    • @gavinerickson9392
      @gavinerickson9392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Look man, it's the championship game...

    • @Sparrow_Bloodhunter
      @Sparrow_Bloodhunter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      so... Grookie beats everything?

    • @saafi9723
      @saafi9723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Hard to forget them when it's written on the attack.

    • @jacooosthuizen3593
      @jacooosthuizen3593 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahahaahaha

    • @JWillicus
      @JWillicus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your pfp matches your comment

  • @Martin-ts7co
    @Martin-ts7co 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    I can't believe hideo kojima dissed his own game by saying it's a low quality franchise

    • @somerandomname3124
      @somerandomname3124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I can't believe Hideo Kojima quit gaming to become a mukbang channel.

    • @Krakkokayne
      @Krakkokayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like Kojima

  • @M9_Lu
    @M9_Lu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1612

    “Terrible, no Scottish trainer jokes. A little something for everybody.” -Ign: 9.dunkey/10

    • @ticktockbam
      @ticktockbam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Let's be real here, those jokes are pretty lame

    • @M9_Lu
      @M9_Lu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      TickTock Bam is tha watchu thank ey? I’ll fookin shew ya fooney.
      Srry

    • @centuzezaim7471
      @centuzezaim7471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Probably the worst video I've ever watched. Resolution is good though" - 9/10 IGN

    • @M9_Lu
      @M9_Lu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Criminal Investigation Command now that’s some top tier reviewing. Almost as good as the review on dented shins-i mean death stranding!

    • @centuzezaim7471
      @centuzezaim7471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@M9_Lu I know, right? Doing monotonous tasks repeatedly while walking from point A to point B? Easily a 7/10.

  • @Brawlgoblin
    @Brawlgoblin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "Thats one bigass squirtle"

  • @ray_b0mb
    @ray_b0mb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I still cannot believe that despite them removing Pokémon, still did not make good animations. Such laziness

    • @lottiye
      @lottiye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      and a majority of the animations were already made??? dude fuck game freak

    • @deleted5745
      @deleted5745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@purpleprawler9286 if you're still playing any pokemon game after this abortion of a game i think you're the one who needs to grow up

    • @deleted5745
      @deleted5745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@purpleprawler9286 ok i started with the left foot on this one, sorry for that i am going to keep this respectful.
      I think the problem is that when you see "behind the magic" and you discover the developers of something you loved so much don't care about it at all, and just want to make a quick buck with it makes every pokemon game have that thought in the back of your mind
      "Did the developers really did this out of love?"
      And then pokemon lost its magic to me
      I will forever remember the fun moments i had with this franchise, but for me at least, party's over

    • @deleted5745
      @deleted5745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@purpleprawler9286 what i mean is that when i see things like hollow knight or other indie masterpieces, it makes the game feel lazy, like the corners were cut everytime it was possible, that combined with me just growing out of it and the easy difficulty makes all of the pokemon games unappealing and lackluster for me

    • @lebensmann6528
      @lebensmann6528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@purpleprawler9286 "grow up" is not an excuse for making a shit game.

  • @theverylastkorok7080
    @theverylastkorok7080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    This game makes you *FEEL* like a small inde Company

    • @mittensfastpaw
      @mittensfastpaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The very Last korok That is insulting to many Indis who do far more.

  • @aleksanderzaremba9695
    @aleksanderzaremba9695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    The whole video felt like another episode of one punch man

    • @melodyborg6164
      @melodyborg6164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      aleksander Zaremba One Branch Grookey

    • @TwistyTreeline
      @TwistyTreeline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Machoke was genos

    • @nedinnis6752
      @nedinnis6752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TwistyTreeline Machoke was a mosquito

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That last pokemon, the turtle Pokemon, razor leaf was 4 times effective against it. It's water rock. With a stab bonus it took 6 times more damage from Razor leaf...and it lived. That was Boros right there. Except for the part where it did damage. Saitama would have never taken damage.

  • @jacobsilvey21
    @jacobsilvey21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Pokemon logic: Hopping = Double kick and kicking = headbut.

    • @Brain-washed2
      @Brain-washed2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Jacob Silvey
      TPC/Gamefreak toe suckers be like:
      >they had to cut down the dex to make quality animations bro it'll be fine.
      >they would have had to make like 7583957668725943 animations not counting dynamax and gigantimax dude. they did their best.

    • @slowburgundyy574
      @slowburgundyy574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Brain-washed2 This but unironically

    • @Brain-washed2
      @Brain-washed2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Admiral Bonnso the joke is that dyna/gigamax is just a placeholder for actual work being done.
      at least for competitive it's an interesting idea since it only lasts for 3 turns but still

    • @diode_wow
      @diode_wow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Funny thing is, most Pokemon have appropriate animations for their moves, they're just unused or used for a different move...as we saw here.

    • @agathajohannbuenorosa175
      @agathajohannbuenorosa175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually,i think that makes sense to Dubwol using headbutt as a kick,in the dex says that his horns are never used in battle

  • @brunch7659
    @brunch7659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The fact that the design aesthetics of the game is so simple,you could easily fake everything like dialogues and stuff flawlessly

  • @darkjet5053
    @darkjet5053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    If the tree branch is so good why isn’t there a sequel?

    • @fartingasmr7636
      @fartingasmr7636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *sequoia

    • @achair7958
      @achair7958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I mean there's the prequel, wood hammer

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      There is a sequel, its called 'tree."

    • @tapshyon
      @tapshyon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      four branch?

    • @cuboniac123
      @cuboniac123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Treequel

  • @sendylie1774
    @sendylie1774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1048

    "Pokémon is a very low quality franchise."
    Most Pokéfans after Masuda snap ever.

    • @OilFreeFeathers
      @OilFreeFeathers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Too bad those Pokéfans didn't realize it years ago.

    • @blaster.m1943
      @blaster.m1943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Been like that since 2013

    • @heinrichdubloon3139
      @heinrichdubloon3139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Fun fact: the first Snap happened in Ruby and Sapphire, what with a different Dex and not being able to transfer mons from Gen 2 to Gen 3

    • @zenmogamesa
      @zenmogamesa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@heinrichdubloon3139 the difference being fire red and leaf green existing that had the original 151 and some

    • @miklepickle5375
      @miklepickle5375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      To be real I felt like that the series was going downhill after B&W2 and I hope that they can some how turn this around.

  • @Flamelance_Accendo
    @Flamelance_Accendo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Dubwool: - uses Headbutt by using it's legs. -
    *Wait, that's illegal.*

    • @Bladehound83
      @Bladehound83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Nah see, when Dubwool uses Headbutt, he's hitting your head with his butt.

    • @adrianclup4993
      @adrianclup4993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Bladehound83 you just Big Brained the fcking universe dude

    • @lucasbozzo4978
      @lucasbozzo4978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s street rules for you

    • @ElainaMaruyama
      @ElainaMaruyama 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Raichu thunder punches with its tail. I could go on forever.

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Sword and Shield were the first games I ever returned and exchanged for something else. What atrocious pokemon games.

    • @andymcclurg9916
      @andymcclurg9916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol, I'm happy I never got them.

    • @blueraspberry2317
      @blueraspberry2317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I remember when I thought these games were going to be really good because of te character designs and gym things, but after the 6th gym I just stopped playing and regretted buying the game digitally

    • @obad7633
      @obad7633 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had lots of fun with them you do know not every game has to be dark souls right especially one marketed for kids and teens

    • @Lamorakc
      @Lamorakc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@obad7633 The game has a lot of issues other than difficulty, especially as one of the biggest game series in the entire world. Also, play an older pokemon game. Games can be aimed at kids abd still be hard, and teens especially like harder games

    • @godminnette2
      @godminnette2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@obad7633 I'd be fine with easy games that are fun. I had an okay time with SwSh but most of it was due to nostalgia and the bare minimum of being a Pokemon game on the Switch. They were disastrous from a quality perspective.

  • @stopsign606
    @stopsign606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    The Galar region seems to be the home of the worst trainers in the Pokemon universe.

    • @jigglypuff452
      @jigglypuff452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah imo they’re all overrated. Especially Marnie, Leon, and Nessa.

    • @iguanaboi3921
      @iguanaboi3921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @Voltage, dragon guy personally I found the halved Pokedex has given me the opportunity to use Pokemon I've never used before, like Steelix, Abomasnow, VikaVolt, and Dusknoir. Plus if we're being honest. Pokemon was always pretty easy. There are dozens of videos going over the game breaking glitches in generation 1, like how to get a level 100 Nidoking before Brock, and how Psychic types Were insanely broken. From what I've found, the fun of Pokemon comes from using a variety of Pokemon to see what works, and with the cut dex, it's forced me to be more creative as I've said. You can think what you think, I was just giving my opinion.

    • @Doomshroom8
      @Doomshroom8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @Bob Villa Is it really so hard for GF to add a hard mode? It's almost like they rush these games out once a year.

    • @shortcb
      @shortcb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Very thematic as its based off Britain

    • @shanebennett7028
      @shanebennett7028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Any pokemon battle is easy when you spend hours leveling your pokemon team to be 10+ levels higher than the trainers your fighting.

  • @solaireofludomedia1323
    @solaireofludomedia1323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    "Pokemon is a very low quality franchise"
    True story

    • @Xarthery
      @Xarthery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Always has, I don't know why people are just realizing it and being mad about it.

    • @nkoonkukoo
      @nkoonkukoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @Robert Gonzalez Yeah... I'm not reading this.

    • @natecruz7114
      @natecruz7114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Krauser Past Generation 4 the franchise really went down in quality and the games were just dumbed down for kids who do not even play Pokemon.

    • @danielhernandez2575
      @danielhernandez2575 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@natecruz7114 battle frontier, stop saying stupid shit.

    • @solaireofludomedia1323
      @solaireofludomedia1323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Xarthery Nope, it wasn't TBH
      It just went fucking downhill since XY because Game Freak can't program a fucking game without the help of Satoru Iwata

  • @TIMxisxHERE
    @TIMxisxHERE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is why I reommend RomHacks to anyone who wants to play Pokémon but dislikes the ridiculously low level of difficulty and excessive handholding.

  • @JoeyLemon
    @JoeyLemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Pokemon: Branch and Pokemon: Stick would've been more accurate titles

    • @GareWorks
      @GareWorks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Maybe Carrot and Stick would have been better, considering how these games turned out.

  • @timeismichael
    @timeismichael 4 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    “balancing for new Pokémon with new abilities has become very hard”
    -Game freaker
    I see no balanced in this, so can I have my all my Pokemon now.

    • @lardassbutternut3060
      @lardassbutternut3060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      theyre balancing competitive

    • @legandaryprinnygamer8886
      @legandaryprinnygamer8886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@lardassbutternut3060 no their not

    • @lardassbutternut3060
      @lardassbutternut3060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@legandaryprinnygamer8886 *they're

    • @legandaryprinnygamer8886
      @legandaryprinnygamer8886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@lardassbutternut3060 I know what said I've

    • @4ngelbl00d9
      @4ngelbl00d9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@lardassbutternut3060 It's a lot more unbalanced now than it ever has been. Certain Pokemon are almost necessary to use now. I didn't like 7th gen that much, but it was a lot easier to use the Pokemon you wanted to instead of what's meta. Instead of balancing things, they just made things a lot more uniform, and that's kind of a cop-out. Some new things they added were cool, yeah, but we'd be far better having a meta with more power creep than a lazy attempt at balance by removing characters, instead of just improving old ones, or fixing issues with new ones. I mean, they got close last time. Pelipper, Dodrio, and Dugtrio all got a lot more play after their buffs in 7th gen. I don't see why they couldn't just sit down and do that again. It's annoying that they tried to even use competitive as an excuse to not finish their game, and continue to have the gall to not even fix the problems with it. I wasn't arguing with you or anything, I was just giving you my perspective as a long-time competitive player.

  • @ArnoldGLZ
    @ArnoldGLZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "Pokemon Sword and Shield really makes you feel like Agumon. 10/10."
    -IGN

    • @purpleduckk8261
      @purpleduckk8261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a little something for everybody

  • @jimmyobvious1651
    @jimmyobvious1651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Make my monster grooooow!"
    I, too, am old.

  • @zenxmizuki
    @zenxmizuki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "DA FUK?!?!?!"
    -Pokemon Breeder Bradley

  • @henmar1845
    @henmar1845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I still can’t believe that Dunkey played through this whole game with a blindfold on

    • @Fahel14
      @Fahel14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And it was his brother

    • @ChrisxRomano
      @ChrisxRomano 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      On a usb steering wheel

  • @walter2877
    @walter2877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    This game really makes you FEEL like a low-quality franchise