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My best high story was sneaking out my window as a teenager, smoking with friends, coming back at like 2AM, and RANG THE DOORBELL. I just stood there for a few seconds and then sprinted away after I realized what I did lmao
There always used to be a couple guys who never put down 5 or sparked up, there was one time one of them asked where the blunt was. I rolled up a gram of catnip and told them light it up and they must have smoked half of it before realizing something was off lol😅
Ah man, this reminds me of one of my funniest high stories as well. I was seshing with the boys, we hotboxed my buddies garage, and his stepbrother comes out of nowhere and joins up in the sesh. We all freak out because we weren’t expecting it so we all doubled down on the smoking and drinking and we all got obliterated. During the sesh, one of my friends looks over to the bong that my other friends stepbrother was holding and says “you know what would be hilarious? If we filled the bong with jack daniels and arizona and then take tokes out of it.” All of us started dying because that was such an absurd idea and none of us were willing to try it. Out of nowhere, we see the stepbrother take the bong outside, dump it out, rinse it, grab a can of arizona and the 26r of JDs and then he fills it up to the normal water level. Naturally we all pulled out our phones and started videoing, as this mf ripped a huge ass toke, held it, chugged the bong and then exhaled after he was done chugging. We were fucking dying and freaking out, it was hilarious. I will never forget that night. Buddy was ruined after that one😂
Today I tried to roll up my joint inside our chicken farm and one of our chickens took the joint paper away from me and ran as if it was a food 😝😝😝 Unfortunately that was my only paper remaining.
I accidentally dabbed a crumb of a fry on a nail and rig thinking it was a crumb of wax. That was a couple years ago, but just recently I accidentally put a crumb of a poptart in my wax pen thinking it was the wax I had (it looked very similar lol)
I 100% guaranteed a Cocoa Puffs bong rip challenge is now going to happen. If you can’t keep people from eating Tide Pods then what hope do you have for this.
Got so baked we went to Sonic Burger and came across a teleporting crackhead. Bro was askin for money but halfway through stumbled eyes rolled back and was just starin at the sky for like 3 minutes with us just watching dude. Bro came to then went to ask others for money, we literally saw him all of us saw the dude as we were driving away. Driving down the street saw dude again and shit was not that close to Sonic. Bro so high he astroprojecting or something.
I remember when me and my friends would go down to the woods with a lighter and rap leaves up with leaves and light it. this isant weed this is just random ass leaves in the woods that we would just smoke probably not the safest either don't ask.
My funniest story was eating too many brownies with friends. My buddy spent like 2 minutes looking for exact change at circle k to make his purchase. After he made his purchase the cashier told him to have a nice day. My friend said, "wait, what about my change?" the cashier replied, "you paid with exact change." My friend said, "so you're telling me I don't get any change?"
I thought he was gonna eat the cocoa puffs with bong water, that would have been savagelly taking a joke way too far . Smoking a cocoa puff is tame TBH
Dude that was actually quite tame. Some of the stuff my friends group did as kids was absolutely wild. It's no wonder half of my childhood friends are dead or in prison now
@@aayy9540 I got more stories then hair follicles lol one night we uprooted all the road signs within a 3 mile radius of where we were throwing down and left them in a big pile downtown, that one made it on the local news 🤣🤦
one time while i was high, i was inside of the house and went to the balcony, saw my friends sitting. i grabbed a chair and sat there as well, we talked, laughed and stuff. then the balcony door opened and my friend said "dude, what the fuck are you doing here we're all inside" and i turned around, no one was there. i just literally talked about 1 hour and got so shocked when i found out i was actually talking to my inner thoughts
This made me remember that one time in school were we inhaled green tea. Yes, just like you imagine, snort it all up the nose because we were bored ASF one day the teacher was gone. Don't do it. I had a headache that tasted like green tea. The fucking headache TASTED like green tea, a headache with a TASTE. Don´t do it.
one time when i first started we were tryna make a makeshift bong which wasn't working so my high ass looked at a tree with some really thin paper bark and thought: "why don't we just roll it with this" jokingly of course. little did i know it would work a little too well and we rolled a mean ass joint with some tree bark and probably ended up giving myself cancer in years to come.
I once heard a story about a guy who was high and decided he absolutely had to get coke, so he got up and just walked like 2 miles to the nearest McDonald's. He confidently went up to the counter and said "a coke without the drink".
There was one time a few years ago when I was alone at home at night, I decided to hit a blunt and then started playing some video games, after a while I got hungry but I didn't want to cook while being high so I just ate a whole loaf of bread with two sticks of butter, somehow it was the best bread I've ever eaten.
Reminds me of a guy I shared a house with in college... we had no money, nothing basically to eat and one day he REALLY got the munchies and I saw him eat a whole 500g block of cheddar cheese in one sitting, one mouthful at a time. He was 'like you wanna bite?' I'm like 'nah I think it's yours now bro...'
So some years ago on a school camp a friend had these coffee bags. It's like a tea bag, except for coffee. Very strange. I can't remember why, but for some reason someone thought it would be really funny if he smoked it. Did I mention all of us were completely sober and not smokers? So basically: He'd never touched a cigarette, but tried to smoke coffee. He coughed and soon he felt regret, just screaming "Don't look at me!"
My friend once replaced the bong water with strawberry milk to see if it would change the taste. I can't even remember his review, I just remember laughing SO goddamn hard at him trying to pull the bowl through MILK 😂😂😂
Shout out to girls who are also "just guys being dudes" out here. Once, I let someone pass me a blunt right before going in a mall and I got lost as fuck in a Bath & Body Works just wandering from one wall to another, smelling candles, which is how they found me about an hour later. Also, never let anyone talk you into snorting Pixi Stix candy like a like of coke. Not that I've ever... uhhhh just don't do that. :)
In my defense it was like, not your typical B&BB it was a big store with like multiple areas almost like a mini Ikea. Not your regular mall booth B&BB that's just like, a box with three walls. It was like the labyrinth of Minos in there if you're high and lost in the sauce of smelling lots of nice candles you can't afford. Maybe I shouldn't have put this story in the internet....
@@otakuribo Damn, sounds like you had the time of your life! I've never snorted sugar, but I knew a guy that did, when I was younger. Pixie Sticks is for girls. ... though, pixie sticks have citric acid....... oh no.
I smoked a whole bag of Dollar store beef jerky during a ice storm one year. I hadn't had anything to smoke in a week and I noticed that it broke up kind of like Bud. It was pretty damn tasty I won't lie. I still haven't decided if it was a waste of beef jerky or not.
I watched this and thought “there’s no way that’s true, like you can’t smoke coco puffs” so I tried it. And as it turns out, you really can smoke coco puffs. It taste like burnt marshmallows.
I remember smoking coffee grounds at a friend's house with a pipe and might have sucked it really hard cuz I was already high af ,then choked on it for a good 5-10 minutes 🙂🙃
My favorite memory from smoking was taking a trip to the local gas station to use it's bathroom and get snacks ( apartments water wasnt running ) we get to the counter and my knee hits the display shelves for packaged donuts, and they clatter all over the floor
Most of my weed stories are not funny in themselves, but that remarkable plant gave my friends and I the creativity boost to write some of the most hilarious comedy material you could ever see. Great times, good music, so much laughter and productivity.
One time, just to make my baby mama laugh, I put some red pepper flakes from the lil Caesars pizza in the bowl and hit it. immediate regret. my lungs have never felt so fucked
@@mxdwnfrcemdia Minecraft is probably my fav game of all time. don't play anymore but boy did I. PoopenSchloopen is just a silly nickname I gave to my daughter when she was a baby. Believe it or not I'm 24
This made me laugh out loud!😂 The first vid I ever watched was "Stages of Being High" with my bf when we were absolutely cooked!🌿 Had to sub, and haven't regretted it!!✌
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np dude
W chasin the bag
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How much has your channel grown in a years time?
bro did you check what manscaped was 💀💀💀
My best high story was sneaking out my window as a teenager, smoking with friends, coming back at like 2AM, and RANG THE DOORBELL. I just stood there for a few seconds and then sprinted away after I realized what I did lmao
Wait a second, I'm not supposed to be here *runs like hell*
Damn I did that too, but it was the neighbour's bell, and I was alone. Luckily they weren't home.
My mum showed me a video of me and my mate Liam sneaking in at 2am baked af 🤣 thought I was on some spy shit frr
@@classunknown nahh😭😭
that’s funny asf 😭😭
There always used to be a couple guys who never put down 5 or sparked up, there was one time one of them asked where the blunt was. I rolled up a gram of catnip and told them light it up and they must have smoked half of it before realizing something was off lol😅
Ah man, this reminds me of one of my funniest high stories as well. I was seshing with the boys, we hotboxed my buddies garage, and his stepbrother comes out of nowhere and joins up in the sesh. We all freak out because we weren’t expecting it so we all doubled down on the smoking and drinking and we all got obliterated. During the sesh, one of my friends looks over to the bong that my other friends stepbrother was holding and says “you know what would be hilarious? If we filled the bong with jack daniels and arizona and then take tokes out of it.” All of us started dying because that was such an absurd idea and none of us were willing to try it. Out of nowhere, we see the stepbrother take the bong outside, dump it out, rinse it, grab a can of arizona and the 26r of JDs and then he fills it up to the normal water level. Naturally we all pulled out our phones and started videoing, as this mf ripped a huge ass toke, held it, chugged the bong and then exhaled after he was done chugging. We were fucking dying and freaking out, it was hilarious. I will never forget that night. Buddy was ruined after that one😂
I haven't had coco puffs in a while but from the amount of times you said it I gotta get it after work. I can't wait to rip a bowl and eat some.
Mine was driving my car to dollar general, walking home, eating my snacks and then walking outside to think my truck was stolen.
This guy is just a more Chaotic version of Sam O Nella
I’m loving the subtle callbacks to other videos
Lmao ‘boof ketamine’ written on the notepad got me
I enjoyed the little story before the almost 2-minute-long advertisement.
Today I tried to roll up my joint inside our chicken farm and one of our chickens took the joint paper away from me and ran as if it was a food 😝😝😝
Unfortunately that was my only paper remaining.
I love how the plug is 1/4 of the video and I don’t even care cause he’s funny
Smoking coco puffs has a whole different meaning in my dialect lmao
Please come back I need my favorite high stickman
My man! You got Arizona Green Tea in your vid. I'm watching while drinking Arizona Black and White tea! Love your vids bro. Keep it up sir!
I was worried he was gonna put cereal in the bong water
I have a hankering for coco puffs now
Literally had the exact same thing happen on New Years but with a single cheeto puff
What mostly true intended to be:
The next samonella
What he became:
Fun animation story channel
This is what the algorithm does
This video took away 3:42 minutes of my life. You had one coco puff bong hit. xD
The real combo would be coco puffs in the bowl with milk in the bong
As someone who works at a dispensary I’ve turned it into my career 😂
I'm really happy this channel is blowing up
I really love the way he presents a story
No one here is a true stoner if they can remember their best high story
The depressed kids in school who make friends by trauma dumping
I though he was gonna eat the cocoa puffs with bong water
I accidentally dabbed a crumb of a fry on a nail and rig thinking it was a crumb of wax. That was a couple years ago, but just recently I accidentally put a crumb of a poptart in my wax pen thinking it was the wax I had (it looked very similar lol)
this was the best thing ever😭😭
I'm shocked that my brother, ex boyfriend and I never caused a fire making food while we were high.
What's funny is I got high and happened upon this. Lmao.
love ur vids man would not mind if they were longer
As somone who isn't high, I'm glad to know I have the same mental train to figure out that he was gonna smoke coco puffs.
I 100% guaranteed a Cocoa Puffs bong rip challenge is now going to happen.
If you can’t keep people from eating Tide Pods then what hope do you have for this.
I wanna see him in the anime drinking games
OMG i remember the shoes from the levels of drunk!
It'd be so funny if this video was sponsored by Coco Puffs™
Friends in college smoked a bowl of Kool Aid
Been at party’s were there’s been a been a few cocoa puffs smoked wasn’t the cereal though lmao
You were really coco puffing 🍫 💨
This dude the new sam on ella fr
Getting paid to talk about weed stories. We made it, boys.
Got so baked we went to Sonic Burger and came across a teleporting crackhead. Bro was askin for money but halfway through stumbled eyes rolled back and was just starin at the sky for like 3 minutes with us just watching dude. Bro came to then went to ask others for money, we literally saw him all of us saw the dude as we were driving away. Driving down the street saw dude again and shit was not that close to Sonic. Bro so high he astroprojecting or something.
psa: watch high
i was tryna find your channel and i forgor the name and i looked up “almost true” 💀💀💀
I remember when me and my friends would go down to the woods with a lighter and rap leaves up with leaves and light it. this isant weed this is just random ass leaves in the woods that we would just smoke probably not the safest either don't ask.
Nice video
That was hilarious
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Good evening mates
Please come back, I miss you
I like how you referenced the levels of drunk with the shoes in the fridge
Thank god someone else noticed💀
All the stories are from the same party.
All part of canon in the MTU
@@frankbailey7460 lol
it proably WAS this same party that the levels of drunk shoe story was from XD
My favorite stickman storyteller back at it again
Sam O Nella lost his spot
@@OfficialNinjaSkillz yea he’s just dropped off the face of the planet
The man who started the whole stickman movement
@@heinkorbee1459 I would say GradeAUnderA
You clearly don't know Sam O Nella
This sounds like the average Tuesday in Ohio
Ohio isnt real though
As an ohioan I can confirm
Classic ohio
Fr? On God?
As yet another Ohioan, I can confirm
My funniest story was eating too many brownies with friends. My buddy spent like 2 minutes looking for exact change at circle k to make his purchase. After he made his purchase the cashier told him to have a nice day. My friend said, "wait, what about my change?" the cashier replied, "you paid with exact change." My friend said, "so you're telling me I don't get any change?"
I totally thought he was gonna pour the bong water in the bowl, as the most evil prank to ever go down in history
That's where my mind went as well.
Me too
I thought he would put the CoCo Puffs in the Bong with the water to have a nice choco flavoured smoke
@@Molybdan42oh see this was my thought process too
same
Bro this is the best channel I've found in a long time. Keep it up, those stories and your storytelling are golden.
same here. i'm glad i found him quite "early", he's basically just starting. can't wait to see what he'll come up with in the future. 10/10.
I thought he was gonna eat the cocoa puffs with bong water, that would have been savagelly taking a joke way too far . Smoking a cocoa puff is tame TBH
That’s exactly what I thought omfg
That's what I thought as well
same boat my guy.. same boat
I thought the same thing with where it was going but nah both of these are devious af lmao
my homie once wanted to use milk as bong water, hit it and then drink it, imma say i didn't go through with it.
Dude that was actually quite tame. Some of the stuff my friends group did as kids was absolutely wild. It's no wonder half of my childhood friends are dead or in prison now
Oh my...
Well, that took a turn for the worst, what did you guys do tho
😦
My god bro
@@aayy9540 I got more stories then hair follicles lol one night we uprooted all the road signs within a 3 mile radius of where we were throwing down and left them in a big pile downtown, that one made it on the local news 🤣🤦
We now need a "Boofing Ketamine Story "
Oh shit
Give him time, it wasn't checked yet
and whatever the hell "decorate" means
Indeed we do or some wild trip stories
@@alicewhite_1818 I think it refers to his white background whenever we see him talking 🤣🤣🤣
one time while i was high, i was inside of the house and went to the balcony, saw my friends sitting. i grabbed a chair and sat there as well, we talked, laughed and stuff. then the balcony door opened and my friend said "dude, what the fuck are you doing here we're all inside" and i turned around, no one was there. i just literally talked about 1 hour and got so shocked when i found out i was actually talking to my inner thoughts
*aliens*
@@tokyosmitsubishi probably
Was yu on acid or shrooms😂
@@Chaztwiz.2880 both 😈
@@Chaztwiz.2880 yes.
This made me remember that one time in school were we inhaled green tea. Yes, just like you imagine, snort it all up the nose because we were bored ASF one day the teacher was gone. Don't do it. I had a headache that tasted like green tea. The fucking headache TASTED like green tea, a headache with a TASTE. Don´t do it.
Reminds me of how a lot of kids at my primary school loved to sniff chalk. Ah, good times, lots of nose bleeds though
one time when i first started we were tryna make a makeshift bong which wasn't working so my high ass looked at a tree with some really thin paper bark and thought:
"why don't we just roll it with this" jokingly of course. little did i know it would work a little too well and we rolled a mean ass joint with some tree bark and probably ended up giving myself cancer in years to come.
Eh. People use corn silk to roll tobacco. Tree bark ain't the worst thing
I once heard a story about a guy who was high and decided he absolutely had to get coke, so he got up and just walked like 2 miles to the nearest McDonald's. He confidently went up to the counter and said "a coke without the drink".
Tame. You ever heard of a Hot'N'Spicy no ice?
There was one time a few years ago when I was alone at home at night, I decided to hit a blunt and then started playing some video games, after a while I got hungry but I didn't want to cook while being high so I just ate a whole loaf of bread with two sticks of butter, somehow it was the best bread I've ever eaten.
Hahahaha
mood
Reminds me of a guy I shared a house with in college... we had no money, nothing basically to eat and one day he REALLY got the munchies and I saw him eat a whole 500g block of cheddar cheese in one sitting, one mouthful at a time. He was 'like you wanna bite?' I'm like 'nah I think it's yours now bro...'
bro snortin gravel hits different💀💀💀
BRO WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭
BRO WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭
Goes hard
Try Benadryl next, it’s next level 😤
I guess that's fitting for a stoner 🗿
So some years ago on a school camp a friend had these coffee bags. It's like a tea bag, except for coffee. Very strange. I can't remember why, but for some reason someone thought it would be really funny if he smoked it. Did I mention all of us were completely sober and not smokers?
So basically:
He'd never touched a cigarette, but tried to smoke coffee.
He coughed and soon he felt regret, just screaming "Don't look at me!"
‘Don’t look at me’ - 😂
I mean , no pressure but its been 2 mounth dude ... do a patreon ,lets us pay you for content but dont stop please!
I have no words for how entertaining this channel is, he could talk about a day at home like it's a 5 month trip through Alaska
Where'd you go man 😭
Even the ad read was entertaining. love this guy
Dude he’s been gone for 3 months where is he
Whole new meaning the the term “Cocoa Puff”
This reminds me of the time that one of my friends snorted a hot cheeto. I think I can still hear him screaming in the distance lol
Nice reference to the shoes in the fridge story hahaha.
Did something happen to our man? I want more high stories!
My friend once replaced the bong water with strawberry milk to see if it would change the taste. I can't even remember his review, I just remember laughing SO goddamn hard at him trying to pull the bowl through MILK 😂😂😂
That's my kind of milkshake 🙃
Shout out to girls who are also "just guys being dudes" out here. Once, I let someone pass me a blunt right before going in a mall and I got lost as fuck in a Bath & Body Works just wandering from one wall to another, smelling candles, which is how they found me about an hour later. Also, never let anyone talk you into snorting Pixi Stix candy like a like of coke. Not that I've ever... uhhhh just don't do that. :)
In my defense it was like, not your typical B&BB it was a big store with like multiple areas almost like a mini Ikea. Not your regular mall booth B&BB that's just like, a box with three walls. It was like the labyrinth of Minos in there if you're high and lost in the sauce of smelling lots of nice candles you can't afford. Maybe I shouldn't have put this story in the internet....
@@otakuribo Damn, sounds like you had the time of your life!
I've never snorted sugar, but I knew a guy that did, when I was younger. Pixie Sticks is for girls. ... though, pixie sticks have citric acid....... oh no.
i once snorted koolaid off of a garbage can. this was back in 8th grade
@@weaseeel Trash
@@weaseeel Yep, I think that's about the age i was when the Pixi Stik incident occurred. :)
My favorite stoner with a good upload schedule.
I smoked a whole bag of Dollar store beef jerky during a ice storm one year. I hadn't had anything to smoke in a week and I noticed that it broke up kind of like Bud. It was pretty damn tasty I won't lie. I still haven't decided if it was a waste of beef jerky or not.
ew. I think eating it would've been the better idea xDDD
“I blamed it on that one time I smoked coco puffs” 3:01
“Mostly true”
I watched this and thought “there’s no way that’s true, like you can’t smoke coco puffs” so I tried it. And as it turns out, you really can smoke coco puffs. It taste like burnt marshmallows.
I remember smoking coffee grounds at a friend's house with a pipe and might have sucked it really hard cuz I was already high af ,then choked on it for a good 5-10 minutes 🙂🙃
Damn, your poor lungs
PLEASE DROP A NEW VID
Dude the way I laughed at this. You are the best storyteller on the site, so f funny.
My favorite memory from smoking was taking a trip to the local gas station to use it's bathroom and get snacks ( apartments water wasnt running ) we get to the counter and my knee hits the display shelves for packaged donuts, and they clatter all over the floor
Where did you go Mostly True?? I need them new vids
Most of my weed stories are not funny in themselves, but that remarkable plant gave my friends and I the creativity boost to write some of the most hilarious comedy material you could ever see. Great times, good music, so much laughter and productivity.
Some funny writing comes from being high, but comic timing is non existent
Dabbing right now lmao gotta love the timing
DAMN these weed stories must really be feeding that dollar dollar for manscaped for them to sponsor again goddam
700k subs and posts once a month. Begging for more content fam
High school to went i school high to went guys you
Now read it backwards
Love the shoes in the fridge reference
I got high at the studio and started watching your videos. You’re mad entertaining AND relatable KEEP GOING! (Im zooted af🚶🏿♂️)
That'd be me, lmao
I once made a joint with bamboo leaves so...
Have'nt laughed like this in a long time. Thanks bud
One time, just to make my baby mama laugh, I put some red pepper flakes from the lil Caesars pizza in the bowl and hit it. immediate regret. my lungs have never felt so fucked
Do you have a newsletter? I'm super into your life choices.
bro really smoked red peppers. just to impress his woman. W in my book
says the guy with a minecraft profile pic, and the name "poopen schloopen"?
@@mxdwnfrcemdia Minecraft is probably my fav game of all time. don't play anymore but boy did I. PoopenSchloopen is just a silly nickname I gave to my daughter when she was a baby. Believe it or not I'm 24
@@PoopenSchloopen oh ok, i figured you were some edgy 12 year old trying to seem tough or sum shit.
This made me laugh out loud!😂 The first vid I ever watched was "Stages of Being High" with my bf when we were absolutely cooked!🌿 Had to sub, and haven't regretted it!!✌
Awesome video, keep it up. I’m so glad some youtube animators have survived the algorithm
I’d hate to see you do a dab after these stories