Coming this Autumn, its Key's Cafe! Staring Josh Widdicombe as Mark Watson, David Mitchell as Little Alex Horne and Romesh Ranganathan as Tim Key! Only on Dave.
@@schwasareeh There's an editor, I believe, who does things like add pineapples to the amusement of us penguins. I don't know if they choose the music.
I've got the day off work. NMJ was going to be my treat so I'll have a cake please but a full episode would be the best treat. It's such a miserable day. By the way - you all rock.
20 quid for a bag of rotten 18 month old cakes? I'd bite Horne's hand off at that offer. Congratulations on getting married though, Key. I always thought it was odd that a prize catch like you hadn't tied the knot yet.
Did you guys watch taskmaster minnesota yet? It's not only truly excellent, but if you ignore the crappy audio the tasks and contestants are incredible. Maybe you should do a reaction video? Yeah, please do!
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Would you like any of our cakes?
I would. But can you check with your grandchildren if you accept AmEx?
@@unclejibjab I would. But can you check with your cousin if you accept Crypto?
Any of *your* cakes?
This comment is 3 weeks old, i don't want 3 week old cakes. Thank you.
No thanks, just here for some weed and a cry.
Unsure why Watson is having so much trouble thinking of what he wants to order.
I'd like a bizzaro day where horne, key and Watson take over the off menu podcast and Ed, James and benito play no more jockeys
Dinky Donk = Bleeeeeeeasdaaaaaale
This would be lovely. No More Jockeys and Off Menu are my two most favourite things in life.
surely it'll happen when watto gets on off menu. he'll be on any week now.
No more jockeys special Friday 1st April 2022…
Benito can't play as I'm fairly sure it has been established that he doesn't have a face
I love the occasional interjection from Watto about how wrong his next pick was about to be.
I’d be worried that in Tim’s café you wouldn’t be allowed to order anything that any of the previous customers have ordered.
"Hi, can I have a slice of the battenberg please?"
"Sorry, someone came in earlier and ordered some Victoria sponge - no more royals"
Don't look at our counters. Don't look at our plates!
@@danielcooper8964" You could try our lemon drizzle cake?"
"I like what you've had to bake. No more weather."
@@Raggaliamous ok, what about a Belgian bun - no more non UK europeans
@@danielcooper8964 Red velvet cake - no more fabrics
Coming this Autumn, its Key's Cafe! Staring Josh Widdicombe as Mark Watson, David Mitchell as Little Alex Horne and Romesh Ranganathan as Tim Key!
Only on Dave.
I absolutely love the fact that you've used the music from the Stardrop Saloon!
I hadn't put together why it was so familiar, thank you!
Key does kinda resemble Gus
@@gko18 Too true!
And the next episode of no more jockeys will take place.....after Tim key has raised a full family to adulthood
This man is playing Stardew Valley soundtrack. He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.
Knew it instantly! Who chooses the music?!
Is one of them a Stardew Valley player? I would love to know!
@@geekhomesweethome2299 is there a producer?
@@schwasareeh There's an editor, I believe, who does things like add pineapples to the amusement of us penguins. I don't know if they choose the music.
@@geekhomesweethome2299 Haiminh Lee
Hearing Stardew Valley music in NMJ was such a hard turnaround for my brain to take in.
I think all cafes need to start using this 2-3 year plan before serving cakes to people
This lot are what you'd describe as nuisance penguins.
So Horne can get his coffee and cakes, I volunteer to be Key's date. I'm sure there will be a long list.😊
You should ask him 😊
The beauty is that you can have cakes from the cafe for your weddingday as well. Key, I know you read the comments, give Kirsty here a chance! ;)
Not me getting distracted and yelling “That’s Stardew Valley music!”
Does Laura Marling work in the cafe?
What do you mean no video today? I'm gettin' the shakes man. I NEED IT.
I've got the day off work. NMJ was going to be my treat so I'll have a cake please but a full episode would be the best treat. It's such a miserable day. By the way - you all rock.
The entire buildup made the punchline a work of art, got nowhere near the reaction he deserved
"Ah" is the response that all the best NMJ jokes get
@@mcsjenkins1 "Ah, are we doing prepared work today? I don't mind it, really" - Watto
Just Key casually in that wig and glasses
i see key has a very dutch interpretation of a coffeeshop
watto’s silent face scrunching stole the show
Incredible content. Thank you. Over.
Nuisance penguin reporting for duty.....and standing down disappointedly.
This was brilliant
I'd like a Jammy Dodger with my coffee please, but only if it has a heart.
Bellhop upon the line is always open for a left handed old blue Horn.
Lovely visiting key
So, is Haiminh Le a fan of Stardew Valley?😁
"We don't take cash..." only books for bookshelves
I'd love a Belgian bun with no walking required
I love you guys so much lol
I’d be up for all of that Key to be fair 😂
Bit. Of. Fun.
Don't mind it at all.
I will not be challenging this.
Am tempted to give control over to key - at least he can plan ahead
If Horne has them all, do you do biscuits with the coffees?
How long have you got?
20 quid for a bag of rotten 18 month old cakes? I'd bite Horne's hand off at that offer. Congratulations on getting married though, Key. I always thought it was odd that a prize catch like you hadn't tied the knot yet.
Brilliant use of Stardew Valley music.
May I have a Key Lime Pie, please?
So they gave Mark approximately 5 years to think of something and he still didn't have one ready to go. ;p
I almost skipped this video after realising it wasn't a new round... I'm glad I didn't ...
They also have cider, but only Strongbow. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Joe more knockies wedding cake served by Penelope Pitstop wearing job-gloves.
What was all that bit about cakes about?
Can you only run a cafe if you're married and have a daughter ?
No, you can run a cafe unmarried but if you want to sell cakes, need wife's approval; if you want to accept cards, need daughter's approval
Just give Horne his cakes for pitys sake
hey if I want to contact you for video creation how do I contact you ? because there is no contact that you leave here thanks before
Stardew Valley saloon music!
I can't understand why Key isn't married yet.
The wedlock would just keep becoming loose
All that matters is if he's happy.
One Key Kake pls
Did you guys watch taskmaster minnesota yet? It's not only truly excellent, but if you ignore the crappy audio the tasks and contestants are incredible. Maybe you should do a reaction video? Yeah, please do!
Where's today's suppliment of No More Jockeys? Surely it's not no more no more jockeys?
Key's Cafe: th-cam.com/video/koz_U2T-F5M/w-d-xo.html
really good, thanks!
I...I just came to get a coffee and some cakes
is that stardew valley music?
just checked description IT IS