I'm just out here like :00 hE SAID DAVID BOWIERBZEBJEJSSNJAnneujeje As you can tell my pfp and name I'm a huge David Bowie fan so I'm kinda like "Damn, Chilled's amazing- favourite youtuber"
+MysticHero That is actually a good point. If you are omniscient, then you would also know a practical solution to prevent your death, otherwise you wouldn't be omniscient if your solution didn't work because you didn't actually know a practical answer, since the one you thought up failed, hypothetically.
+MysticHero 7:38 Although, if you had to die 100% the next day. Then the answer is easy! Basically, I'd either invent a time travel machine, or find a worm hole, then make a mind uploading helmet to transfer my mind into a robot body or to myself in a parallel universe, so my previous body would technically cease living which would fulfill the requirements through a loop hole. OR use the other loop hole which is using my infinite eldritch knowledge to either revive my dead body after I die tomorrow. Or most likely use a combination of all the above for maximum loop hole abusing!
+MysticHero I would NOT pick the second option for 2 reasons. 1st, If you know everything then you know how to live forever, so the 2nd choice's incentive is pointless. Second, It's not guaranteed your life will be enjoyable even if you live forever and chances are, since you're very ignorant, it's likely many people will try to kidnap you, perform experiments on you, or harvest you for organs because you're immortal, but you can still feel pain and aren't smart enough to prevent people from taking advantage of you.
Ok. That first question seriously has me shaken up. I know it was about having a kid have something happen to them at 18 but it seriously hit a sore spot with me because I had my girlfriend die at 17 from cancer. . .
As a person who hasn't seen the effects of sex trafficking but HAS seen the effects of cancer, it's a whole lot harder to choose from. Cancer is seriously a horrible process and it can turn a person who has lived a healthy, active life into a husk of their former selves. There is no "quick and peaceful" in cancer.
Beanbags can be pretty deadly though. Internal bleeding, broken bones and all that jazz. Getting tazed has its dangers too, but puncture wounds from a thin needle is the least of your worries.
+Felix Asterix (ZickAsterix) it's still a thin needle and any wounds will close up with minor bleeding, no real danger except for your eyes. It's like at the doctor, the needle doesn't hurt, but you might bruise a day later.
Every Halloween, it's the same every year. Young girls wearing close to nothing knocking at your door for candy, followed by an afterparty to smoke weed and engage in the consumption of alcohol which leads to bad choices. This neighborhood has no kids. But as a warning to future generations of how life can be cruel, I'd punch them in the face. But if I get some girls and guys dressed as a nurse, or a "Busy Bee", or a milkman, the only thing I'm wearing is the candy bowl, with a King Size "Milky Way" at the bottom.
3:40 I know it's a game, I'd like to make a fair point on Chilled's purely vain excuse for mass murder. It doesn't matter to me which choice someone picks, because they are entitled to their choice for 3:40. But If you pick the second option and make an excuse for yourself for causing the hypothetical death of 10k people while claiming your life is superior to them then you're a hypothetical huge douchebag compared to simply justifying it out of a need for survival. Basically Chilled makes an unfair comparison and egotistical excuse compared to doing something out of a need in order to live. Although it's probably just be for comedy, so don't take my comment too seriously!
I would punch trick or treaters in the face. Think of it this way, if you go to court, you can say you were so scared by there costume you punched them
+Dante Glory Can a different person afford her then. They would have to set a price that people can afford due to the people who would buy a sex slave would most likely not be a million/billionaire. You would most likely be able to buy her back
+Mini menace Could you be the highest bidder though is what I think he's asking? If there's a wealthier person than yourself you have no chance of getting your daughter back.
ok find true love or cure cancer ok true love would be amazing and I'm a guy I'm on my gfs account so I'm no all perfect lovey dovey but true love is amazing and won't happen for most people so it's a rare chance cancer will eventually be cured there's cutting edge technology coming out and most cancer if caught early isn't that dangerous as lead on and a cure for cancer isn't possible u can't control cancer is a genetic mutation and u can't stop genetic mutations it's impossible u can find a way to eliminate it as soon as it happens but curing it isn't possible
"I would say that my potential is more than 50% of the people."
And here you are on TH-cam, Chilled. Reeeeeallllly using your potential there, bud.
+The SilverSnake See, that's how you address Chilled's egotistical jokes. Savagery, not being offended. :3
Chilled: you have to drink this much. *holds up huge bottle* lol
Alan Rickman and David Bowie...too soon Chilled lol.
+ms hmeecill kkk in the video URL.
I'm just out here like :00 hE SAID DAVID BOWIERBZEBJEJSSNJAnneujeje
As you can tell my pfp and name I'm a huge David Bowie fan so I'm kinda like "Damn, Chilled's amazing- favourite youtuber"
In the Quiet area of a university library and as soon as Ze started the "little Suzy" speech my lungs almost exploded from holding in the laughter
Ze is so cute when they were talking about "find true love".. I just want to hug him. :D
20 minute Ze videos are amazing
1:35 The best part about this is that I'm watching Taken at the same time as watching this. XD
I like how ze was more worried about needles than the shock of a taser
If you know everything wouldnt you know how to avoid dying afterwards?
+MysticHero That is actually a good point. If you are omniscient, then you would also know a practical solution to prevent your death, otherwise you wouldn't be omniscient if your solution didn't work because you didn't actually know a practical answer, since the one you thought up failed, hypothetically.
+MysticHero 7:38 Although, if you had to die 100% the next day. Then the answer is easy! Basically, I'd either invent a time travel machine, or find a worm hole, then make a mind uploading helmet to transfer my mind into a robot body or to myself in a parallel universe, so my previous body would technically cease living which would fulfill the requirements through a loop hole. OR use the other loop hole which is using my infinite eldritch knowledge to either revive my dead body after I die tomorrow. Or most likely use a combination of all the above for maximum loop hole abusing!
+MysticHero I would NOT pick the second option for 2 reasons. 1st, If you know everything then you know how to live forever, so the 2nd choice's incentive is pointless. Second, It's not guaranteed your life will be enjoyable even if you live forever and chances are, since you're very ignorant, it's likely many people will try to kidnap you, perform experiments on you, or harvest you for organs because you're immortal, but you can still feel pain and aren't smart enough to prevent people from taking advantage of you.
You become smart enough to realize you can't cheat death.
How much pee does Chilled think that a cat can produce??? To fill up the bottle he suggested you'd need a lot of cats.
Is no one going to talk about all of chilled's BB-8 things
RIGHT, I've just been staring at it...it reminds me of my BB8 bank.
Pirated love just makes me think: "you wouldn't download love, would you?"
These are very funny please make more Ze.
To solve Ze's idea of making cat urine taste bareable, use Kool-Aid Flavor-Packets.
There is a catch to flashing the kids, dont answer the door
"what if i was under the 10000 people" the correct response to that question is "that would be a dream wouldn't it"
I fucking love these either gameplays!!
i just now noticed ze's amibo collection in the background holy damn that's a a metric fuck ton of amibo's XD
16:45 i laughed so hard i choked on my own spit
At the first question I immediately thought about Liam Neeson and the Taken series! lol
no like tumblr laughter, so like real crying
3:11 🎵let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
i love your videos and chilled's you guys are so funny >3
Goddamnit Ze why you pick all the selfless options
Thanks for the ASU insult Ze.. 😂😂
Ok. That first question seriously has me shaken up. I know it was about having a kid have something happen to them at 18 but it seriously hit a sore spot with me because I had my girlfriend die at 17 from cancer. . .
at 5 minutes ... nice math skills ze
ze, just thought id ask beings how i don't know, you still working with the creatures?
What a start?
Taken 4:
Ze's revenge.
"No one wants to be contained to their house."
Yep.........
For the marry the 64 year old, you could use those survival pee filters to make it not taste like piss.
Taken 4
Ze's revenge.
Tasers would fuck with your heart. Beanbag easily
A random 10 thousand, you could be one of them
As a person who hasn't seen the effects of sex trafficking but HAS seen the effects of cancer, it's a whole lot harder to choose from. Cancer is seriously a horrible process and it can turn a person who has lived a healthy, active life into a husk of their former selves. There is no "quick and peaceful" in cancer.
Beanbags can be pretty deadly though. Internal bleeding, broken bones and all that jazz. Getting tazed has its dangers too, but puncture wounds from a thin needle is the least of your worries.
+Toastalicious thin needle you are mistaken dude is its about half an inch edit:in thickness
+Felix Asterix (ZickAsterix) it's still a thin needle and any wounds will close up with minor bleeding, no real danger except for your eyes. It's like at the doctor, the needle doesn't hurt, but you might bruise a day later.
+Felix Asterix (ZickAsterix) in thickness? Surely, you mean length. A half inch thick needle would be impossible.
oh sorry man thats embarresing i mistook it for the bottom section of the needle
Just putting it out there that we don't need you that much Ze ;p
Thug life ze lol
I'd cure cancer. I might not get true love but doesn't mean I'll never get any kind of love.
Thank chilled
O-O CHILLED SAID THIS IN ONE OF HIS VIDEOS
It's just 4-5 seconds of pain...
Every Halloween, it's the same every year. Young girls wearing close to nothing knocking at your door for candy, followed by an afterparty to smoke weed and engage in the consumption of alcohol which leads to bad choices. This neighborhood has no kids. But as a warning to future generations of how life can be cruel, I'd punch them in the face. But if I get some girls and guys dressed as a nurse, or a "Busy Bee", or a milkman, the only thing I'm wearing is the candy bowl, with a King Size "Milky Way" at the bottom.
Did anyone else notice the possessed hanging light in the background of Chilled's Webcam
Choose to know everything, you now know the secret to eternal life.
Have you ever thought that maybe there is no secret? Same goes with curing cancer, maybe it cannot be cured?
14:17
i would pick the red because i already found true love
and she's just amazing
You could only do one. Like before you were born. You get to choose what you do in life. So you wouldn't of found true love. Unless you chose it
+Random Guy ohh well i woud chose love
+Random Guy ohh well i woud chose love
+Random Guy ohh well i woud chose love
Have you ever seen Jackass? Well, Johny Knoxville too a bean bag to the gut. 1 month later and his wound was green and infected.
The beanbag or taser one .... just watch one of the Jackass movies. Johnny Knoxville gets hit with one.
Beanbag testee, nothing like breaking your ribs every single day, eh?
I have a phobia of needles so Isay break any bone you want bro.
20:05 that's not a choice. That's one and the same.
What’s the name of this instrumental
What is with the possessed blanked behind Chilled at 5:05?
LOOK AT ALLTHE BB-8'S
I think it's pretty disturbing that most people would rather have their child DIE for the first one D:
more derp crew
ignorance is bliss
"Parents reeeeaallly don't like penises"
Obviously you'd sacrifice yourself instead of losing 10,000 people.
does ze have a girlfriend if so how did he meet her.
does ze have a girlfriend if so how did he meet her?
Ignorance is BLISS
You wanna DECIDE do be Asexual? O_o Its not a decision... its actually a really hard thing to live with...
Anyone notice the loophole that is the lifespan of a cat?
Why did Ze choose to cure cancer after putting his daughter in the sex trade instead of having terminal cancer?
What about a doorbell
cure cancer does it mean multiple people or just you?
hi
GG ez the answer is ZebraJammies.
3 wishes u can get more
3:40 I know it's a game, I'd like to make a fair point on Chilled's purely vain excuse for mass murder. It doesn't matter to me which choice someone picks, because they are entitled to their choice for 3:40. But If you pick the second option and make an excuse for yourself for causing the hypothetical death of 10k people while claiming your life is superior to them then you're a hypothetical huge douchebag compared to simply justifying it out of a need for survival. Basically Chilled makes an unfair comparison and egotistical excuse compared to doing something out of a need in order to live. Although it's probably just be for comedy, so don't take my comment too seriously!
+Jackboy019 I agree (hypothetically!)
THE WORLD IS SO SELFISH. GOD.
hey +zeroyalviking when you do this video again look up the would you rather by Shadowclone99 its pretty bad!
I would punch trick or treaters in the face. Think of it this way, if you go to court, you can say you were so scared by there costume you punched them
Sir Ratman But if you flash them, you can claim they scared your robe off.
Wait... I am older then Ze? He looks older then 24.
ZE IS 22? WTF WE'RE THE SAME AGE.
What a fucking coincidence.
why u skip things in ur videos?
Transitions, off topic things that might not be as entertaining maybe. Ze wants the best content for us
You want skipping check out chilled or God seananners videos. His are like 4 minutes long.
+Chase B sea has finally sarted long videos
So when do you think you're going to get a wife and have a daughter, so she can get kidnapped and everything?
Real talk, I would rather have terminal cancer than be in the sex trade.
Couldn't you Brutally assault a dirty cop ?
Second
Kinda triggered about the police officer one.
couldn't you just buy her off of the slave trade?
How much do you think they'll cost.
Dante doesn't matter it's your child can't put a higher enough price
Noah Lawrence But do you even have the money they'll cost is what I'm asking?
+Dante Glory Can a different person afford her then. They would have to set a price that people can afford due to the people who would buy a sex slave would most likely not be a million/billionaire. You would most likely be able to buy her back
+Mini menace Could you be the highest bidder though is what I think he's asking? If there's a wealthier person than yourself you have no chance of getting your daughter back.
Lol imagine u chose true love n she had cancer
Tasers are barbes not needles
ok find true love or cure cancer ok true love would be amazing and I'm a guy I'm on my gfs account so I'm no all perfect lovey dovey but true love is amazing and won't happen for most people so it's a rare chance cancer will eventually be cured there's cutting edge technology coming out and most cancer if caught early isn't that dangerous as lead on and a cure for cancer isn't possible u can't control cancer is a genetic mutation and u can't stop genetic mutations it's impossible u can find a way to eliminate it as soon as it happens but curing it isn't possible
second
The Movie Was Click I Think.
jahah none of you
LAST
18:20 hey it could also be bxxbs. not just dxcks
I need to stop spamming comments with my answers sorry
6th
Srry my wifi is dumb and i couldnt send anything
under 301 club I'm the 301 view
First
Nobody gives a fuck
+Trevor “trevorplayz” Feilding except you, apparently
OK...............
Oh look, he liked his own comment
+Not Important How do you like a comnent?
I like how ze was more worried about needles than the shock of a taser
at 5 minutes ... nice math skills ze
Taken 4
Ze's revenge.
a random 10 thousand, you could be one of them