Ze "I think differently from the rest of society and that makes me special" Chilled "that used to be a stand out thing but now you get chastised for it" 1 minute in and chilled is already dropping them massive truth bombs
16:39 Damn it Ze/Steven, The Iliad was before The Odyssey. They were part of the war between the Greeks & Trojans. The Odyssey covered King Odyseus' return home.
Plus you can’t use electronics underwater, and all your friends would be still stuck on the shore. I guess you could swim around looking at all the pretty fish, but that would get boring after a while, not to mention that mermaids might not be immune to the venom of some of those fish, and they’d almost certainly be vulnerable to predators. Meanwhile things on land like beds and chairs can be adapted for centaurs, it becomes socially acceptable to not wear pants (so less laundry), no one in their right mind will assault you because they don’t want to get kicked in face by a horse, you’ll never need a car again, and you don’t have to search for a bathroom anymore because you can use the excuse of “I can’t fit in the bathrooms, therefore I had no choice but to use the grass, and also I’m half horse so what did you expect” until ADA starts enforcing centaur-friendly buildings. If you’re big enough, you could even use it to get on disability because how can anyone expect you to get a job when you can’t fit through the doors?
This is for Chilled specifically. We actually have had $1000 bills in the U.S. because of the Dust Bowl and the Stock Market crash back in the 1930s causing extreme inflation of prices leading to a need for larger bills. So technically we wouldn't need new bills we would just need to bring back old bills
C: "So for me, i would rather move my head down to the banana because im use to it" that confirming hands on the hips and head nod made me spit my OJ out. THANKS now i gotta pause -write this- and clean this up
Do people forget that the portal gun actually needs moon dust paint to work? The portals only open on surfaces painted with moon dust, meaning that for it to be practical you'd need to have access to bits of the moon.
As a woman with a toddler is pick the 10lb for weights. Holding my 30 pound 2 year old even a few hours waking around kills my shoulders, I can't imagine having 40 pounds constantly sitting on my shoulders.
@@katie85705 It was very regular at my high school for people to have backpacks of roughly 50 pounds because imagine having more than 3 minutes to get from 1 class to the next so at minimum we had the materials for 3 classes at the same time. While the bags weren’t on our shoulders most of the time, they were still on often enough that we got used to it. Definitely manageable though.
@@wolftamerwolfcorp7465 I personally never got used to it, in fact I blame a lot of my back, neck and shoulder problems on it. I also know a handful of people who ended up with back problems from having to carry heavy backpacks in school.
They are probably referring to the recent The Ship game session that they played where Smarty was AFK for most of a video and no one knew where he went.
oh i have those dreams all the time :/ how do you not have lucid dreams? ....then again I like my dreams x_x i just cant remember A SINGLE ONE.....actually thats a lie i remember 25% of them.......oh well i still remember enjoying them! ......though i still dont know why i made a machine dedicated towards dipping waffles in surrup in one of them dreams :/
2:24 Ze, I don't think you've ever seen or held or used a nailgun. It doesn't shoot the nails you use a hammer for. The nails are smaller, and fed into it in the form of a coil with a bunch of other nails attached to the same coil. They're much smaller in diameter than galvanized nails, and are shot with compressed air. They also leave a much smaller hole than regular nails. Plus, the only way to get shot in the foot by a nailgun is to have it done intentionally, since both the trigger needs to be pulled, and the barrel pressed in (by pressing it against the surface you want to nail). And with how far your foot is from your hand, you'd have to bend over and consciously _try_ to nail your foot. 3:50 Chilled, you clearly don't understand how a nailgun works either. You don't _just_ pull the trigger, you also have to push the barrel against what you want to shoot. It's a built in safety to avoid accidentally shooting. That's also probably part of why the swat showed up, since it has to be much more intentional. If you're not paying enough attention, you can miss (just like when you're trying to hit a nail with a hammer and miss and hit your thumb instead), but the abdomen would require more screwing around than proper use. And the foot would have to be completely intentional. Or you've tapped the barrel back because you were an idiot who decided to ignore the standard built in safety, and therefore deserve to get shot in the foot.
I'd choose the 40-pound weight on my shoulders because - when I'm driving, ten pounds on my foot is going to make it extremely hard to control the acceleration of the car
Have to laugh loudly every thirty minutes scenarios Colonoscopy appointment " does anyone else smell gas? " Seal Team taking how HVT * GF trying on dress * * gets sent to heaven and arrive at the pearly gates *
I love it when you upload this early. When you usually upload later, I'm asleep and I don't see it until the next morning. It's great being able to see the video as it just comes out, so thank you for that.
uhh, is it concerning that my grandfather shot himself in the foot with a nailgun while he was roofing, then continued to work with a nail in his foot for abit then got off the roof pulled it out bandaged it and went working. Earlier that day his Workers were complaining about being tired and hot because it was summer.
Yes. If you get shot in the foot with a nail gun you don't just keep working you go to the hospital (preferably the ER) to get it looked at, it could just be a "flesh wound" or you could have a cracked/broken bone or you could need stitches.
I can say with 100% conviction that 40 pound on your shoulders would be way better than 10 pounds on each foot I have walked with 40 pounds on my back and it sucked but I was able to walk easily 10 miles that day and the days after which is farther than most people will walk in an average day and I still felt like I could continue walking but weights of that caliber on your feet would make walking so much harder
OMFG The nostalgia! I actually kinda loved The 13th Year, because it was about a merman, and I liked the representation. Also, like, Blank Check, Richie Rich, gah! All those ridiculous but good movies.
I'd totally go with not having to sleep. It doesn't say you can't, just that you don't have to. Not having to go through the effects of being tired? I probably wouldn't have dropped out, haha.
I don't know why, but my ears got attuned to the music in the background. It's oddly sounding like the music from Universe Sandbox 2. Is it, Ze? Is it that music?
10lbs on each of your feet is WAY better than 40 on your shoulders. your legs can quite quickly adapt to the weight difference, I know this because I once tried having 5 lb leg weighs on at all times for about a month straight. But that much extra weight on your shoulders would cause severe balance issues and cause back problems over a long period of time.
Chill is totally right about the tac vs nail gun thing. At least mentally, it’s harder to purposefully slam your hand down on a sharp object vs just pulling a trigger. Your instincts will try and stop you, sending your anxiety thru the roof. Like stand by a door and purposefully try and stub your foot as hard as possible...you’re brain is gonna freak out lol
Nail guns arent as simple as pulling a trigger. Theres a safety mechanism on them that prevents them from shooting unless they are pressed against whatever is being nailed.
Maybe but you don't have arms long enough to clean it. Also you have to have metal shoes hammered into your feet, always need help washing your own body, have people look at you funny, have kids want to ride you everywhere you go, and won't be able to sit in a car or any other motor vehicle or ride a bike. Also women will not ever be interested in letting you literally tear them a new one.
For centaur vs merperson, I'd choose centaur because I love horses but there are disadvantages to both. If you're a merperson, then you're stuck to water but if you're a centaur, we'll foals can stand almost immediately after being born and can gallop within an hour, but babies can't support their necks, so a newborn centaur will be a foal who can run and do stuff and a baby who can't do anything including sitting upright.
Just came from the pokemon stream, I have to say ok boomer lol. The 3rd graders question really depends on how strong the 3rd graders are! Like, are we talking athletic kids that are in karate or something? Cause that would change the question dramatically!!
14:05 I'm familiar with another Disney Channel original movie, some kid who's mom was a mermaid, he never met until he got older and at the end of the movie. However he had to keep his "power" a secret because if he ever touched water, parts of his body would turn into a mermaid... weird coming of age movie, thing is I only saw it once compared to whole bunch of Sky High, Spy Kids, and Holes... lmfao. EDIT: OMFG, 23:24 Bruh, so long time ago last year I had found a f'ed up joke about 9/11: who are the fastest readers in the world? Someone responded with "9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds." Another person replied with "I didn't see that coming." Another said "Neither did they." I still have the post as a screenshot to this day.
I think the point of the last question was "which do you think would be more (less) traumatic for you" 🤣🤣 ...and I think being on the fucking boat would be the most unpleasant.
20:05 Portal gun only works on surfaces coated with moondust, and that apparently don't move (relative to the rest of the world that's also moving, but doesn't count for some reason?). Unfortunately it seems it would be useless without substantial investment IRL.
2:35 - As someone who lives in America that story is depressing as hell. Canada thinks a guy got shot with a gun: "QUICK, HELP THAT MAN AND STOP THE PERSON SHOOTING!" (Hears about another shooting on the news in the US) Me: "Alright... time to play 'Unarmed black guy following the rules shot by a cop' or 'white guy trying to shoot *everyone'* again..." Back on topic, the other issue is that if you tear a tendon in your hand then you might have to say goodbye to finger movement for at least one of them, or possibly even your thumb. Which means restricted typing at best, and no video games at worst (assuming we're talking about twitchy shooters and the like). Whereas with your foot, yeah, you might lose motor control of some of your toes, but unless you're a goddamn chimpanzee or something you weren't using them much if at all to begin with. 6:49 - I didn't even know that was a thing... Also, I too would just deepthroat the banana because I hate making eye-contact with people by default. 10:00 - Ah, yes of course, who *wouldn't* chose being woken up *every half hour to laugh loudly at night* over having to grin? Especially considering if things are somber you can just wear a bandana so you don't appear disrespectful. 13:41 - The hell kind of dumbass question is this?!? Would you rather the lower half of your body (including genitals) get turned into a goddamn fish along with possibly needing to be partially/completely submerged in water (so say goodbye to browsing the internet or using a smartphone) or be a centaur. Uh, Centaur!? Obviously!? 20:08 - I feel like reverse-engineering the technology of the portal gun would be *WAY* more valuable than the gravity gun. In addition to being more interesting as a novelty if nothing else.
21:43 Either way, if I eat mold, I'll be dead that same night or the next day. I've breathed the wrong pollen in before and one of my tonsils swelled up for a while, so if I eat mold, that is life ended. Not like i'm of any use anyway. lmao
3:45 also if you didn't know there is glue on the nails of a nail gun when its shot in the wood it heats up and resin starts to adhere to the wood so have fun :D
“Be able to control your dreams or never have to sleep” Well I don’t even really remember my dreams at all so it wouldn’t be as fun to control them... Plus never needing to sleep just gives you more time to do anything you want in life because sleeping usually takes up your night (or day)
One thing about the portal gun is that you can only put a portal in a specific surface made with lunar dust, so you could barely use it (unless you were on the moon).
Ze mentions a totally unrelated Disney movie and all I can think about is a certain wall that was in a certain building that belonged to a certain TH-cam group.
Ok I have to ask because this basically addresses the point of the would you rather of controlling your dreams or never sleeping again. Has Ze ever heard of the medical condition that prevents you from sleeping normally? Because that’s basically the hidden question of that would you rather its asking if you want something that makes you wish to never wake up from or eventually die because your body physically cannot function without sleep.
Ze: "Roast me at my funeral.."
That's called a cremation, Ze.
Or a Viking funeral.
@@deadlock9174 nice.
C: “wait is jess in this equation?”
Z: “oh yeah, then those instincts kick in”
my hEART
Right it was his immediate thought 🥺
Who's Jess?
@@horseluver4ever623 his girlfriend/wife. Can't remember if he got married or not.
@@crazy338866Gotcha
@@crazy338866 fiancé
*Chilled talking about his tied-tongue*
Me: Poor Jess...
Just realized that XD
At least his fingers arent tied lol
So glad someone else was thinking this
"I can spend that time pursuing Emma Watson".....Ze.. that's called stalking..
Its only stalking if you get caught. 😉
@@The_Keeper no even if you don't get caught it's still stalking... it's only illegal if you get caught!
@@KitKatHexe No, no, it’d illegal/stalking if they’re not into it when they find out, until then it’s gaslighting.
6:26
Z: "Like that bird dipping into the cup"
oh ze, you're so innocent...
Next few minutes he's talking about photoshop
"You have cancer."
*_silence_*
That's basically Ze's channel summarized.
Ze "I think differently from the rest of society and that makes me special"
Chilled "that used to be a stand out thing but now you get chastised for it"
1 minute in and chilled is already dropping them massive truth bombs
The pistol shot edit made me flinch. Holy shit Ze 😅
It made me jump way to hard
Good I wasn't the only one. My stomach turned inside out
He has some dark humour. That's what I appreciate from my more preferred TH-camrs. Open minded individuals are rare these days.
That's why we love him so much!
It got me on Chilled's channel and it got me here too.
16:39 Damn it Ze/Steven, The Iliad was before The Odyssey. They were part of the war between the Greeks & Trojans. The Odyssey covered King Odyseus' return home.
Just for the future. Someone/something that isn’t nocturnal is diurnal.
Matrixster ain't dat da thing u piss in
@@unofficialhotel that's a urinal
Sybato ahhhh
That statement is not entirely accurate. Some animals, like domestic cats, rabbits, and deer, are crepuscular.
For funsies, the term for an animal active around dawn in matunial and for dusk it's vespertine.
“I’m a good person”
**this game exist**
“I’m not a good person”
Seems legit
“Science!”
“HEAVEN!”
Handed Hamsters +1 vote for science
but my religion believes in god and science!
"I'm gonna be straight with ya, I only deep throat" -ZeRoyalViking
5:36 I haven't flinched/reacted so much to something in a while. Good job Ze you got me.
14:26 Ze with all the trash and pollution in the water if you did turn into a mermaid youd probs be dead by 2021
Plus you can’t use electronics underwater, and all your friends would be still stuck on the shore. I guess you could swim around looking at all the pretty fish, but that would get boring after a while, not to mention that mermaids might not be immune to the venom of some of those fish, and they’d almost certainly be vulnerable to predators.
Meanwhile things on land like beds and chairs can be adapted for centaurs, it becomes socially acceptable to not wear pants (so less laundry), no one in their right mind will assault you because they don’t want to get kicked in face by a horse, you’ll never need a car again, and you don’t have to search for a bathroom anymore because you can use the excuse of “I can’t fit in the bathrooms, therefore I had no choice but to use the grass, and also I’m half horse so what did you expect” until ADA starts enforcing centaur-friendly buildings. If you’re big enough, you could even use it to get on disability because how can anyone expect you to get a job when you can’t fit through the doors?
I don't know why I always got the impression these two lived really far apart from each other, but they both live in Texas XD
Ze used to be in cali and chilled used to live in new york. 90% of the derp crew mobed to texas last year
Ze: Ever watch the 13th year?
Me: *begins to vibrate st increased speeds*
Softly yeah, I got excited when I heard he saw that. I grew up on those old dcoms. 😍😊
Loved that movie. Remember once I was at blockbuster with my grandpa trying to describe it to the guy cause I wanted to rent it and forgot the name.
I initially did not understand the connotative meaning of the word vibrate. Ope.
This is for Chilled specifically. We actually have had $1000 bills in the U.S. because of the Dust Bowl and the Stock Market crash back in the 1930s causing extreme inflation of prices leading to a need for larger bills. So technically we wouldn't need new bills we would just need to bring back old bills
10:01
Also known as "Would you rather be Jack Nicholson's Joker or Joaquin Phoenix' Joker?"
I didn't like Jack's Joker. So definitely Joaquin.
C: "So for me, i would rather move my head down to the banana because im use to it" that confirming hands on the hips and head nod made me spit my OJ out. THANKS now i gotta pause -write this- and clean this up
Do people forget that the portal gun actually needs moon dust paint to work? The portals only open on surfaces painted with moon dust, meaning that for it to be practical you'd need to have access to bits of the moon.
Does it need to work like in the game?
It didn’t say it was any different to the game, so I’m assuming yes.
But that would be greatly inconvenient, I’d assume if a portal gun were released to the masses it could work on most surfaces
That's my point. Portal guns are inconvenient, and there's no way around it
C&Z: yeah 40 pounds on your shoulders we can handle that!
Every woman out there: haha no.
that's their chest not their shoulders.
and some woman are *flat*
As a woman with a toddler is pick the 10lb for weights. Holding my 30 pound 2 year old even a few hours waking around kills my shoulders, I can't imagine having 40 pounds constantly sitting on my shoulders.
@@katie85705 It was very regular at my high school for people to have backpacks of roughly 50 pounds because imagine having more than 3 minutes to get from 1 class to the next so at minimum we had the materials for 3 classes at the same time. While the bags weren’t on our shoulders most of the time, they were still on often enough that we got used to it. Definitely manageable though.
@@wolftamerwolfcorp7465 I personally never got used to it, in fact I blame a lot of my back, neck and shoulder problems on it. I also know a handful of people who ended up with back problems from having to carry heavy backpacks in school.
10:24 the amount of times Smarty has been AFK in Shellshock...
They are probably referring to the recent The Ship game session that they played where Smarty was AFK for most of a video and no one knew where he went.
you two need a podcast haha "ZeChilledVikingChaos" This video was so awesome
6:57
Weird fact that weird tendon under your tongue, they cut mine off when I was five
Probably because it had grown too big to allow proper linguistic abilities later in life
Mine at 1, its pretty small now so i have good range, though i wonder if not having it affects accidental tounge biting..
@@livedandletdie Could it be fully removed though?
TartarusOfHades yeah that’s what happened with mine. They cut it anyway but my speech only slightly improved
TheRandm1 - cut my mine last year and I was 15
That control of your dreams thing already exists. It's called lucid dreaming.
oh i have those dreams all the time :/ how do you not have lucid dreams? ....then again I like my dreams x_x i just cant remember A SINGLE ONE.....actually thats a lie i remember 25% of them.......oh well i still remember enjoying them! ......though i still dont know why i made a machine dedicated towards dipping waffles in surrup in one of them dreams :/
The Thirteenth Year was such an amazing movie. I wanted to be a mermaid after watching that movie lol.
-Kaylin.
2:24 Ze, I don't think you've ever seen or held or used a nailgun. It doesn't shoot the nails you use a hammer for. The nails are smaller, and fed into it in the form of a coil with a bunch of other nails attached to the same coil. They're much smaller in diameter than galvanized nails, and are shot with compressed air. They also leave a much smaller hole than regular nails. Plus, the only way to get shot in the foot by a nailgun is to have it done intentionally, since both the trigger needs to be pulled, and the barrel pressed in (by pressing it against the surface you want to nail). And with how far your foot is from your hand, you'd have to bend over and consciously _try_ to nail your foot.
3:50 Chilled, you clearly don't understand how a nailgun works either. You don't _just_ pull the trigger, you also have to push the barrel against what you want to shoot. It's a built in safety to avoid accidentally shooting. That's also probably part of why the swat showed up, since it has to be much more intentional. If you're not paying enough attention, you can miss (just like when you're trying to hit a nail with a hammer and miss and hit your thumb instead), but the abdomen would require more screwing around than proper use. And the foot would have to be completely intentional. Or you've tapped the barrel back because you were an idiot who decided to ignore the standard built in safety, and therefore deserve to get shot in the foot.
I'd choose the 40-pound weight on my shoulders because - when I'm driving, ten pounds on my foot is going to make it extremely hard to control the acceleration of the car
Have to laugh loudly every thirty minutes scenarios
Colonoscopy appointment
" does anyone else smell gas? "
Seal Team taking how HVT
* GF trying on dress *
* gets sent to heaven and arrive at the pearly gates *
The gun shot was absolutely great. lmfao
I've used both a "handgun" and shotgun when I was younger, more for recreational use than anything else. 5:50
Makotokei Satoruko I've legally shot a man to death with a 22. Pistol before😁👍
@@unofficialhotel With those emoji's I am not sure if I should be afraid of a psychopath or not o.o
I love it when you upload this early. When you usually upload later, I'm asleep and I don't see it until the next morning. It's great being able to see the video as it just comes out, so thank you for that.
Oh, this is a new video..
I though it said 6 months ago not minutes lol
The keyword is you laugh every thirty minutes, even in non-waking hours. Laughing in your sleep is scary.
Also I love Chilled’s reply, “When your in Texas everything’s legal!” 🤣👍.
You can get surgery for the tongue thing, that’s what I had done since I was told I had to.
maYbe you can tell chilled that on his channel that is not ze's channel XD since chilled doesnt commonly read ze's chat, twitter is also an option x_x
I am here after watching their among us videos. I like them both more now after seeing this 😊
YAAASSSS!!! I love Ze and Chilled content! Ya'll are one of the best duos, woohoo!
Entrance to heaven sounds like a strip club
"You're such a fuckin Disney princess"
-ChilledChaos
uhh, is it concerning that my grandfather shot himself in the foot with a nailgun while he was roofing, then continued to work with a nail in his foot for abit then got off the roof pulled it out bandaged it and went working. Earlier that day his Workers were complaining about being tired and hot because it was summer.
Yes. If you get shot in the foot with a nail gun you don't just keep working you go to the hospital (preferably the ER) to get it looked at, it could just be a "flesh wound" or you could have a cracked/broken bone or you could need stitches.
Adrenaline probably kicked in. When that happens, you can't feel much. But yeah, he probably should've went to the ER right away.
Yeah I figured the nail gun would be less bad because it’s the top of the foot which means you’re not stepping on the wound
I love watching these two
That background music!
Ze played it in his first 4 Universe Sandbox videos!
I love your guy’s friendship! 🙂
"Have to smile every waking hour"
The line that immediately popped into my head was "This is Bob."
I can say with 100% conviction that 40 pound on your shoulders would be way better than 10 pounds on each foot I have walked with 40 pounds on my back and it sucked but I was able to walk easily 10 miles that day and the days after which is farther than most people will walk in an average day and I still felt like I could continue walking but weights of that caliber on your feet would make walking so much harder
OMFG The nostalgia! I actually kinda loved The 13th Year, because it was about a merman, and I liked the representation. Also, like, Blank Check, Richie Rich, gah! All those ridiculous but good movies.
I'd totally go with not having to sleep. It doesn't say you can't, just that you don't have to. Not having to go through the effects of being tired? I probably wouldn't have dropped out, haha.
20:56
Chilled: Think about the epic pranks you can do (with the portal gun).
Oh, you would know Chilled. You would know.
I don't know why, but my ears got attuned to the music in the background. It's oddly sounding like the music from Universe Sandbox 2.
Is it, Ze? Is it that music?
10lbs on each of your feet is WAY better than 40 on your shoulders. your legs can quite quickly adapt to the weight difference, I know this because I once tried having 5 lb leg weighs on at all times for about a month straight. But that much extra weight on your shoulders would cause severe balance issues and cause back problems over a long period of time.
OMG, I just found out that I'm "tongue tied"! I mean, I know I can't stick out my tongue, but I didn't know there was an actual medical term for that
Same with me!
Chill is totally right about the tac vs nail gun thing. At least mentally, it’s harder to purposefully slam your hand down on a sharp object vs just pulling a trigger. Your instincts will try and stop you, sending your anxiety thru the roof. Like stand by a door and purposefully try and stub your foot as hard as possible...you’re brain is gonna freak out lol
Nail guns arent as simple as pulling a trigger. Theres a safety mechanism on them that prevents them from shooting unless they are pressed against whatever is being nailed.
_"Is Jess there?"_ when they were talking about the shotgun. I do like that.
This just guaranteed there is a heaven and you’re going to it!
"It's a movie prop!" What a poor choice of words, two years later with the Alec Baldwin situation.
I love ur guys color coordination to the game
Nocturnal and Diurnal.
I only know this because I Love reptiles.
WYR Portal gun / Gravity gun?
DUH, the portal gun. It incorporates a gravity gun !
Oh my gosh! Someone else remembers that movie!!! I used to love The 13th Year!
But, Chill... Sirens are traditionally birds with the faces of women.
I honestly like shooting handguns more than shotguns but riffles are way more fun to shoot
11:03 it would make for a great Joker cosplay
If you're a centaur you get to have the horse co..[pg censor].
Maybe but you don't have arms long enough to clean it.
Also you have to have metal shoes hammered into your feet, always need help washing your own body, have people look at you funny, have kids want to ride you everywhere you go, and won't be able to sit in a car or any other motor vehicle or ride a bike.
Also women will not ever be interested in letting you literally tear them a new one.
Have to smile every waking hour.
Or
Have to laugh loudly every 30 minutes.
Barenaked Ladies: *"I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral..."*
17:03 Chilled's face from that comment XD
5:36 amazing editing right their
Slam your hand on a thumbtack.
Me: Easy! *Sticks thumbtack in a pin cushion and slams my hand on it.*
For centaur vs merperson, I'd choose centaur because I love horses but there are disadvantages to both. If you're a merperson, then you're stuck to water but if you're a centaur, we'll foals can stand almost immediately after being born and can gallop within an hour, but babies can't support their necks, so a newborn centaur will be a foal who can run and do stuff and a baby who can't do anything including sitting upright.
Can't wait to for the next would you rather!
40 pound weight on your shoulders or 10 pound weight on your feet. People want to be Rock Lee guys. How could you two forget about Naruto haha!
Just came from the pokemon stream, I have to say ok boomer lol.
The 3rd graders question really depends on how strong the 3rd graders are! Like, are we talking athletic kids that are in karate or something? Cause that would change the question dramatically!!
Centaur or Merman. Easy choice: centaur, Reason: horsecock.
Thing to know Ze, in an accident, a smart car is no different from a soda can.
Oh cool! I've had swat team show up at my high school too! They thought there was a sniper outside. Got national news.
"Normal-turnal" made me laugh so hard
opposite of nocturnal is Diurnal, and the ones who sleep at dusk/dawn are like crepuscular
Lmao Richie rich and the fuckbois. Also who would choose pooping like a horse over getting freaky with the little mermaid!?!?
14:05 I'm familiar with another Disney Channel original movie, some kid who's mom was a mermaid, he never met until he got older and at the end of the movie. However he had to keep his "power" a secret because if he ever touched water, parts of his body would turn into a mermaid... weird coming of age movie, thing is I only saw it once compared to whole bunch of Sky High, Spy Kids, and Holes... lmfao.
EDIT: OMFG, 23:24 Bruh, so long time ago last year I had found a f'ed up joke about 9/11: who are the fastest readers in the world?
Someone responded with "9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds."
Another person replied with "I didn't see that coming."
Another said "Neither did they."
I still have the post as a screenshot to this day.
I think the point of the last question was "which do you think would be more (less) traumatic for you" 🤣🤣
...and I think being on the fucking boat would be the most unpleasant.
18:23 This is the second time I've heard Ze talking about a knife in this childish voice and I am disturbingly into it.
The last one results was actually insane
the 13th year is one of my favorite movies. like how h2o is one of my fav shows
20:05 Portal gun only works on surfaces coated with moondust, and that apparently don't move (relative to the rest of the world that's also moving, but doesn't count for some reason?). Unfortunately it seems it would be useless without substantial investment IRL.
This video is undescribable, other than hilarious lol
11:47 thats is the definition of we happy few
2:35 - As someone who lives in America that story is depressing as hell.
Canada thinks a guy got shot with a gun: "QUICK, HELP THAT MAN AND STOP THE PERSON SHOOTING!"
(Hears about another shooting on the news in the US) Me: "Alright... time to play 'Unarmed black guy following the rules shot by a cop' or 'white guy trying to shoot *everyone'* again..."
Back on topic, the other issue is that if you tear a tendon in your hand then you might have to say goodbye to finger movement for at least one of them, or possibly even your thumb. Which means restricted typing at best, and no video games at worst (assuming we're talking about twitchy shooters and the like). Whereas with your foot, yeah, you might lose motor control of some of your toes, but unless you're a goddamn chimpanzee or something you weren't using them much if at all to begin with.
6:49 - I didn't even know that was a thing...
Also, I too would just deepthroat the banana because I hate making eye-contact with people by default.
10:00 - Ah, yes of course, who *wouldn't* chose being woken up *every half hour to laugh loudly at night* over having to grin? Especially considering if things are somber you can just wear a bandana so you don't appear disrespectful.
13:41 - The hell kind of dumbass question is this?!? Would you rather the lower half of your body (including genitals) get turned into a goddamn fish along with possibly needing to be partially/completely submerged in water (so say goodbye to browsing the internet or using a smartphone) or be a centaur. Uh, Centaur!? Obviously!?
20:08 - I feel like reverse-engineering the technology of the portal gun would be *WAY* more valuable than the gravity gun. In addition to being more interesting as a novelty if nothing else.
21:43 Either way, if I eat mold, I'll be dead that same night or the next day. I've breathed the wrong pollen in before and one of my tonsils swelled up for a while, so if I eat mold, that is life ended. Not like i'm of any use anyway. lmao
YAAY I love your variety content :D
ooh would you rather COOL! i like the things like this
3:45 also if you didn't know there is glue on the nails of a nail gun when its shot in the wood it heats up and resin starts to adhere to the wood so have fun :D
Oh boy! Picturing Anthony using a gun is more scary than the actual gun! But haha here in Texas we sure love our guns!
No need to be scared. If he got competent instruction on saftey he'd be fine.
“Be able to control your dreams or never have to sleep”
Well I don’t even really remember my dreams at all so it wouldn’t be as fun to control them... Plus never needing to sleep just gives you more time to do anything you want in life because sleeping usually takes up your night (or day)
One thing about the portal gun is that you can only put a portal in a specific surface made with lunar dust, so you could barely use it (unless you were on the moon).
14:08 Oh My Gosh YES! It also had me want to be a merman!
william norris I’d rather be a dragon 🐉
That would you rather with the laugh- i'd chose the laugh. That's an actual medical condition if I remember correctly
Ze mentions a totally unrelated Disney movie and all I can think about is a certain wall that was in a certain building that belonged to a certain TH-cam group.
This is my 3rd time watching this because, I fell asleep the first two times trying to watch it on accident...
Homer's Iliad is about the Fall of Troy.
Ok I have to ask because this basically addresses the point of the would you rather of controlling your dreams or never sleeping again. Has Ze ever heard of the medical condition that prevents you from sleeping normally? Because that’s basically the hidden question of that would you rather its asking if you want something that makes you wish to never wake up from or eventually die because your body physically cannot function without sleep.