Games That Make the Console Look Weak 2 - Game Sack

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  • @GameSack
    @GameSack  3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    What games do you feel make a console or platform look significantly weaker than it really is?

    • @AirknightTails
      @AirknightTails 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The PS1 version of Shadow Man comes to mind with this question

    • @cormano.
      @cormano. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bill Laimbeer’s combat basquetball on snes, what
      an awful game

    • @sam_64
      @sam_64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Probably any black box nes game, except gum shoe

    • @JoeyJ0J0
      @JoeyJ0J0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beyblade for the PS1

    • @wolftickets1969
      @wolftickets1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vanishing Point for PS1 (no relation to the movie), despite coming out a year after Gran Turismo 2, had horribly dated graphics and floaty controls at least as bad as Hooters: Road Trip. Not to mention the shallow game content. The only positive quality is the techno/trance soundtrack.

  • @poble
    @poble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    11:27 “welcome to georgia” but her shirt says “phoenix, az” lol

    • @homiedclown
      @homiedclown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      No one ever claimed that them Georgia Hooters girls were all that bright.

    • @blogrovic3138
      @blogrovic3138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I salute your dedication to details, while I was … distracted.

    • @12ealDealOfficial
      @12ealDealOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol sir I would have never even noticed that. At least her accent, if incredibly overdone, is accurate. Though no one says "howdy."

    • @zombiegeorge749
      @zombiegeorge749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that lady dated Hugh Hefner

    • @Iliek
      @Iliek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@12ealDealOfficial Plenty of people say howdy.

  • @nickcolbert9615
    @nickcolbert9615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Thumbs up for that F-16 skit alone. Move over Rex Vyper! 😂🍻

    • @wulver810
      @wulver810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think I want to buy it now, sounds bad ass!!

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rex Viper Rex.. Still the best in the game.. Even though this one isn't bad at all..
      Edited: Yeah we got trucks - Rex Viper Rex

    • @kbbbb7
      @kbbbb7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wanna PLAY with POWER by playing THIS GAME on YOUR Genesis/Mega Drive POWERBASE CONVERTER? you're s*** outta luck, only the MASTER SYSTEM can HANDLE THIS EXPERIENCE!

  • @recorderdude
    @recorderdude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    The best part about F-16 Fighting Falcon is that it's SO powerful, not even the SEGA Genesis Power Base Converter has enough power to play it!

    • @osurpless
      @osurpless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wonder if the Cockpit on the Sharp X68000 had a similarly lesser known handicap...

    • @NotABot55
      @NotABot55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@osurpless There was _F-15 Strike Eagle II_ on the X68000, but no F-16 game. Even with the low-res polygons, it looks better than this dot frame mess on the SMS.

    • @glyph241
      @glyph241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Extreme!?!
      Extreme!!!

  • @slopesgameroom
    @slopesgameroom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I have been trying to get hold of the people that made hooters road trip for ages but nobody wants to talk about it... No idea why

    • @JohnnyMatherson
      @JohnnyMatherson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bc they were too drunk when they made it and noone remembers now

    • @Boonehams
      @Boonehams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      11:26 - That's Holly Madison from The Girls Next Door. Maybe she remembers something about it...?

    • @Blueflag04
      @Blueflag04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      maybe the game was made by accident

    • @MixologistMilo
      @MixologistMilo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      probably in jail

    • @rossvegas7
      @rossvegas7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fancy seeing you here!!!

  • @egg64
    @egg64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The knockoff brand names in Mike Piazza's Strike Zone were hilarious. AT-AT and Office Deorts

  • @Somnifuge
    @Somnifuge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Console ports of Doom? At this rate, you're going to summon Uncle Derek.

    • @osurpless
      @osurpless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “I wonder when Uncle Gael will bring the pigment. Colored like the Dark Soul of Man...” The Painter Girl - Dark Souls III
      Maybe it’s just me, but seeing Derek called an uncle only works in a honorific type way like the above example.

    • @nicksrandomreviews
      @nicksrandomreviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They say you can only summon him by making a pentagram with Doom ports.

  • @Ashura96
    @Ashura96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "The Japanese version of Doom runs better" - I think this came from someone who was playing the PAL version which I can only imagine is naturally worse than NTSC versions.

  • @mazda9624
    @mazda9624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I died when the announcer saying "Woah! Hardcore!" sounded exactly the same as when Joe said it.

  • @AgsmaJustAgsma
    @AgsmaJustAgsma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The Sega Saturn port of Doom really is a tragedy. I hope that the old prototype resurfaces anytime in the near future.

  • @AzraelsEntertainment
    @AzraelsEntertainment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Funny story... When I was roughly 8 - 10 one of my brother's "friends" pretended to lose one of his master system games when they stayed the night and then stole our copy of F-16 Fighter as compensation.

  • @bananonymouslastname5693
    @bananonymouslastname5693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You know, I've been happily watching Game Sack for years, but finally just subscribed thanks to Joe yelling over F16 Fighting Falcon.

  • @JSCG12
    @JSCG12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    14:10 "picture yourself actually liking baseball" lmao that's pretty tough.

    • @MR.AIRWALK
      @MR.AIRWALK 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did the game get past Nintendo seal of excellent quality????

    • @JoshuaJacobs83
      @JoshuaJacobs83 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly I don’t have that much creativity

  • @jamesclark9380
    @jamesclark9380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Interesting story with how the 3DO version came about. The developer who created it, Rebecca Heineman, shares the story of its nightmare development on her channel. Very crazy story!

    • @SleepingCocoon
      @SleepingCocoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      100% a story worth hearing, it's utterly batshit. she kicks ass

    • @avalond1193
      @avalond1193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Link to her channel?

    • @homiedclown
      @homiedclown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As bad as the 3DO port is, it's actually a miracle that it was as good as it was

    • @ClassicDOOM
      @ClassicDOOM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@avalond1193 Links tend to get comments auto-blocked. Search YT for channel Rebecca Heineman, then search that channel for Doom 3DO

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IIRC the guy running the company that hired Rebecca to do the port had no idea how game development actually worked and thought adding stuff like new weapons and enemies was as simple as dragging-and-dropping. He DID however know music, and that's why the soundtrack is so awesome and the only redeeming factor of the port. Doom on the 3DO is bad, but it's a miracle that it even came out at all. Much like Doom on the SNES or Street Fighter Alpha 2 on the... SNES. Weird how the majority of people only use the "yeah it sucks but it's impressive" card when it's a Nintendo game, huh.

  • @nickelousf
    @nickelousf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    You. Those two controllers. That skit. My week has been made. Thank you.

  • @sonicmario64
    @sonicmario64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    One thing's for sure, I can never get enough of Joe's loud voice whenever he advertises bad games that makes them worth playing! XD

  • @tasosrizopoulos868
    @tasosrizopoulos868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    SNK NEO GEO tech explainer coming (with regard to RIDING HERO): For all the excellent stuff the machine can do it has a big flaw when compared to every single console from the NES and Master System up to the Saturn and almost every arcade of that period: The NEO GEO has ONLY sprites to draw the screen. A LOT of HUGE sprites. This would not be a problem in most cases as instead of background tiles you just move sprites. However you cannot really do RASTER effects with sprites. The classic 8 bit and 16 bit ROAD effect (Out run, hang on, or even the floor in Street Fighter 2) is done by moving the background at a different pace for every scanline. However this appears to be something very tricky to achieve with sprites (the ones in the NEO GEO are thin and tall, as tall as the whole screen height). Riding Hero and that nice Golf game are the only NG games even attempting this and it is obvious that the approach is different.

    • @Prizrak-hv6qk
      @Prizrak-hv6qk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks for that!

  • @retrojustplay7426
    @retrojustplay7426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Best way of starting the day....new Sack.

    • @XYtoTheDoubleG
      @XYtoTheDoubleG 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's 11pm where I live...
      Bout to fall asleep

    • @aawwmm
      @aawwmm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      9am cest

    • @opaljk4835
      @opaljk4835 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ugh it’s 330 am. I wanna go to sleep. I’ll put Joe on the tv

    • @adamlewellen5081
      @adamlewellen5081 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best way to pass out. Sunday night...

    • @palkiaspamer
      @palkiaspamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love having a new sack every week

  • @smugshrug
    @smugshrug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    that F-16 Fighting Falcon ad was so hardcore it melted my face off.

    • @FallicIdol
      @FallicIdol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I quit my job, left my wife and joined the air force after seeing it. America!

    • @osurpless
      @osurpless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait till you see the Cockpit from the Sharp X68000 episode!
      Don’t expect to have a working skeleton afterwards...

    • @epicboomshine6595
      @epicboomshine6595 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woah… hardcore!

  • @CalrissianSteele
    @CalrissianSteele 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    @16:18 OMG the guy knocking himself out when he hits the wall was hilarious.

    • @JSCG12
      @JSCG12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As someone who has played this game it truly is the best part. I spent maybe 50% of my play time just doing that.

    • @homiedclown
      @homiedclown 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Karl Burnett That was always a nice touch in Super Monaco. I loved injuring a player and getting the ambulance on the field in Madden, it would just barrel onto the field and run over any players in its way.

  • @doodoobrn
    @doodoobrn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I hope John Carmacks tombstone reads "The guy responsible for the Saturn version of Doom"

    • @nattila7713
      @nattila7713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      no worries, he is working for facebook! (if it's not a punishment I do not know what is... working for the evil, as a kind of genius)

    • @stabinghobo57
      @stabinghobo57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      John Carmacks punishment, is now him working for Facebook.
      How dare he tarnish the SEGA Saturn!

    • @gozinta82
      @gozinta82 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stabinghobo57 I thought he worked for Oculus.

    • @stabinghobo57
      @stabinghobo57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gozinta82 Facebook owns Oculus.

  • @kupokinzyt
    @kupokinzyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Please keep making GameSack. I have been watching you since I was a teenager, I'm a full adult now. I know it's been thru some ups and downs, but this is my favorite channel on youtube :)

    • @Iliek
      @Iliek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You might have aged past your teen years, but you are not an adult if this is how you spend your time.

    • @ryballs4569
      @ryballs4569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Iliek yeah real adults spend their time drinking tea and reading newspapers

    • @kupokinzyt
      @kupokinzyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Iliek What else am I supposed to do? Your wife doesn't last as long as she used too.

    • @GoldenPickaxe
      @GoldenPickaxe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kupokinzyt where'd you get that insult, Usenet?

    • @sidearmsalpha
      @sidearmsalpha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't recall GameSack ever being down. Yeah, Dave left but that wasn't necessarily a setback. He's missed but Joe has been able to keep this channel going as strong as ever.

  • @rayrosini8907
    @rayrosini8907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That F-16 voice over had me LMFAO!!!! One of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. 😂😄😜😅😆

  • @latenightretro7689
    @latenightretro7689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Powerslave on the Saturn 🪐 is a perfect example on how it can run a DOOM Clone at high a frame rate.

    • @Prizrak-hv6qk
      @Prizrak-hv6qk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Duke Nukem too. Not to mention the Doom 32X Resurrection mod proving once and for all that even the 32X can run the game great.

  • @grindhousefan80
    @grindhousefan80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Hooters game handles like that because before the race you drank like 3 pitchers of beer and ate about 10 pounds of hot chicken wings. So you're constantly shitting yourself while drunk driving.

  • @JohnRiggs
    @JohnRiggs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Anything that kicks off with music from Quartet rules in my book.

    • @bowshockgalaxy
      @bowshockgalaxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Riggs!!!I'm a subscriber!!!love ur videos,ppl get riggs to one million!!

    • @ni4ni775
      @ni4ni775 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      RIGGS!

    • @c7po457
      @c7po457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't know who you are, Riggs, and I haven't seen any of your videos, but I just subscribed to your channel because that guy told me to. It better be good! Lol

    • @TheLastLineLive
      @TheLastLineLive 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Btw gotta love that cameo that you made on Shadow Succession of War, didn't know that was your first video game appearance. 😂

    • @davesmidnightgamingenterta3523
      @davesmidnightgamingenterta3523 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love Quartet

  • @JoshuaJacobs83
    @JoshuaJacobs83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Picture yourself loving baseball.”
    Hold on. I have a good imagination but not THAT good

  • @GregsGameRoom
    @GregsGameRoom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jaguar Doom is one of the best and programmed by the mighty Carmack himself. It really puts the Saturn and 3DO versions to shame.

  • @billschlafly4107
    @billschlafly4107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @15:35 - That's not a collision detection issue. In that situation the rules of baseball require the runner to be tagged with the glove/ball...tagging the base isn't sufficient. Why? If the previous base is unoccupied the runner has the option to return to the other base. If the previous base is occupied the runner has no where else to go so the base can be tagged.

  • @andrewbossie6976
    @andrewbossie6976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    ... Welcome to Georgia, wearing Phoenix shirt, double eye wink.... q u a l i t y

  • @ckjuicyj82
    @ckjuicyj82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how the guy in the truck @ 30:47 just sits in there and doesn't even move while you thrash his vehicle to the point of it looking like he got into a bad accident :D

  • @bmwolgas
    @bmwolgas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Seeing an SMS cover grid supersized and in a Neo-Geo case made me laugh more than it should have.

  • @tgheretford
    @tgheretford 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I do hope one day that someone will release an optimised Doom port for the Sega Saturn so we can see for real what the Saturn was capable of with Doom. Shame in hindsight Lobotomy Software didn't handle the conversion and id Software wasn't told to reverse course on their decision to not use a custom engine. While Doom was a slideshow, Lobotomy managed to port Quake, a game that was considered impossible for the Saturn to handle, to the console.

  • @timbaldwin8271
    @timbaldwin8271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Joe, I know you've said that so and so went to the school of voice acting from Game Sack but I will say, the mega power voice makes me want to hear you commentate a wrestlemania

    • @ryanstewart4444
      @ryanstewart4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Whenever I switch over to "TATE MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" in a game I always hear Joe's mega power voice announcing the change.

  • @rikikunio
    @rikikunio 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    16:12 I wasn't expecting the bounce against the wall! Thank you for including that 😂

  • @FiendTheKing
    @FiendTheKing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Man, Ashita no Joe is one of the best manga ever. That game hurts my soul.

    • @wolfboy527
      @wolfboy527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The real kicker: another game based on Ashita no Joe appeared on the Super Famicom
      a few years later. It played much better AND followed the manga's storyline more closely
      by comparison to the Neo-Geo game.
      No wonder SNK held off releasing it to the West.

  • @SlippyMcDervish
    @SlippyMcDervish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Game Sack somehow captures my nostalgia better than any other retro channel for me (Sega Lord X as well). Joe is just a nice honest host.

    • @orderofmagnitude-TPATP
      @orderofmagnitude-TPATP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed.

    • @avalond1193
      @avalond1193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love Sega lord X channel but yes I think game sack is a lot better

    • @besotoxicomusic
      @besotoxicomusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like Sega Lord X but it feels like he recycles the same games over and over again.

    • @SlippyMcDervish
      @SlippyMcDervish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@besotoxicomusic there are only so many Sega games.... Maybe he will become PC Engine Lord X

    • @besotoxicomusic
      @besotoxicomusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SlippyMcDervish yes there are so many sega games. I wish he covered more of them.

  • @catoblepag
    @catoblepag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    12:18 Joe turns into Mike Stoklasa from RedLetterMedia... 😂

    • @trailersic
      @trailersic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is Plinkett replacing Dave?

    • @catoblepag
      @catoblepag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@trailersic Ohmygaaaaawwd

    • @tetsuo3k
      @tetsuo3k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I always got a RedLetterMedia vibe from Game Sack, especially when Dave was on. That bit was hilarious.

  • @JohnnyProctor9
    @JohnnyProctor9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Actually A LOT of games make the Saturn seem underpowered because most devs didn't know how to program for it's second processor and hence couldn't even achieve transparency effects...check out the Saturn port of Symphony of the Night for example.

    • @wolfboy527
      @wolfboy527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eurgh... Yeah, even the transition rooms needed to be loaded, despite its existence to help offset the time
      needed for different areas to be loaded.

  • @TheLupineOne
    @TheLupineOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So glad to hear that VIRTUAL HYDLIDE voice again!

  • @terencehill2320
    @terencehill2320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:39, he was safe, there was no force play at 3rd and the 3rd baseman clear tagged him late. You dont get an out for stepping on a base on a non-force play.

  • @Redonepunch
    @Redonepunch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You really do have a great voice for 80’s toy commercials

  • @MrJechgo
    @MrJechgo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That F-16 game segment cracked me up so much 🤣🤣🤣 Hope Joe didn’t destroy his throat while recording 😅

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Later on he says his voice hurts.

  • @tgheretford
    @tgheretford 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    F-16 Fighting Falcon is so powerful that not even the Genesis/Mega Drive Power Base converter can handle its raw power!

    • @homiedclown
      @homiedclown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All hail the unsupported mighty SG1000 graphics modes!

  • @ninjapants7688
    @ninjapants7688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Digital Foundry did a segment on DOOM Saturn for it's DFRetro Doom segment. Saturn Doom runs from about 11-23 FPS. They ran the Japanese and NTSC version through a framemeister and there was no discernable difference between the versions.

    • @GameSack
      @GameSack  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I dunno who thought there was a difference. Probably just some guy who happened to import it and wanted to justify the purchase.

    • @ninjapants7688
      @ninjapants7688 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GameSack Pretty much.

  • @TheProgressiveStyle
    @TheProgressiveStyle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Today is a sad day, the creator of your favourite game of all times “greendog” just died :(

    • @irfanafendi4837
      @irfanafendi4837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who is that creator?

    • @eof6270
      @eof6270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RIP

    • @Blueflag04
      @Blueflag04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      F

    • @KillThad
      @KillThad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      For context, producer Michael Latham passed away April 10th, 2021.

    • @DrCorndog1
      @DrCorndog1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only got into Game Sack recently, so I'm not sure what the joke with Greendog is.

  • @theharvardyard2356
    @theharvardyard2356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:27 that complete failure to wink never fails to slay me

  • @jamessnedeker4799
    @jamessnedeker4799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I only watched about 40% of this video as F16 FIGHTING FALCON melted my eyeballs.

  • @TheArmchairCorsair
    @TheArmchairCorsair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love the show, and I'm glad it's still going. Much respect for the consistency and years of entertainment!

  • @MJFallout
    @MJFallout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can only watch maybe 5 minutes of this episodes of GameSack at one time because of how grating the graphics and sound of these games are.

  • @RazoE
    @RazoE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Been binging on all your videos past and present while I play breath of the wild. Keep it up, Joe! 👍🏻

  • @djdil5149
    @djdil5149 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That wall collision sound at 16:20 is the best!!!

  • @BigRedNY
    @BigRedNY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Runner touched the base before your third baseman bent down to tag him. SAFE!

    • @stabinghobo57
      @stabinghobo57 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This 👆🏼

    • @jbfarley
      @jbfarley 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you have the ball, with your foot on the base, and the runner touches it, they're out. Tagging is not needed

    • @BigRedNY
      @BigRedNY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jbfarley Only time a foot on the base results in an out is if theres a Force Out at the base, which there wasn't in this case. You have to actually tag the runner with the ball if theres no Force Out situation

  • @hardkoregamer1981
    @hardkoregamer1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The players in mike piazza's first strike zone walk like they're all pinching a loaf lolz!

  • @englishwithphil42
    @englishwithphil42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Games that make the console look weak: pretty much every Unity Indie game that looks terrible while still managing to have frame drops

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know a game that makes the Master System look weak? The Cyber Shinobi. That one is absolute choppy _ARSE._

  • @rars0n
    @rars0n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    True story: the actual F-16 is controlled using two Sega Master System controllers.

  • @Sinn0100
    @Sinn0100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man I love this channel! I have been watching for years and never has the content dipped in quality once. From one avid hardcore collector to another, thank you Joe for keeping this channel alive.
    Worst looking games in no particular order. I stopped at 12 but could have gone on for weeks...
    1. Wipeout- Saturn
    2. Rastan 2- Genesis
    3. Desert Strike- Snes
    4. Double Dragon- 7800
    5. Trevor McFur- Jaguar
    6. Golden Axe 3- Mega Drive
    7. Total Carnage- 32X
    8. Deadly Towers- Nes
    9. Moto Roader- TG-16
    10. Street Fighter- TG-16 CD ROM
    11. Dirty Pair- Famicom
    12. Alf- Master System

  • @areallystupidguy630
    @areallystupidguy630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:12 Lmao. Carmack is a Greendog fan

  • @javierespinazopagan3172
    @javierespinazopagan3172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Zoomed in graphics in the Neo Geo didn't pixelate because the console actually zoomed out graphics. The real size was the biggest, the normal size was a scaled down version

    • @GameSack
      @GameSack  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly. I don't think the Neo Geo can even natively upscale. I could be wrong though.

  • @danielfatfingahs5649
    @danielfatfingahs5649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:28 my cousin and I used to pretend the 2nd controller was a vitally important part of the game where I'd yell "countermeasures!" And he'd press the button

    • @danielfatfingahs5649
      @danielfatfingahs5649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's 1235 and I'm still taking screen shots to send to my cousin

  • @elpato54
    @elpato54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Check out those production values at 11:26. Hooters Girl welcomes you to Georgia but is wearing a shirt from Hooters in Phoenix, Arizona.

  • @ArgusArray
    @ArgusArray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If only SNK had pulled a HOOTERS on the Neo Geo CD loading screen... Hey, a man can dream, can't he?

  • @UNIRockLIVE
    @UNIRockLIVE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    U r the best gaming retro channel man... Never stop

  • @TonyLikeGames2
    @TonyLikeGames2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Shadow: War of Succession also tells you to finish your opponent if you win, but they didn't include any finishing moves.

  • @ChaseMC215
    @ChaseMC215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3DO Doom was only done by one person, all because the owner od the studio that published that port outright lied about the game being in production.

  • @LockeTheCole
    @LockeTheCole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It would be nice if someone would actually release a disc image of that mythical Doom port for the Saturn.
    Actually, that might be a good episode idea, unreleased games we'd like to see someday.

  • @chrisbraun2789
    @chrisbraun2789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The runner was safe. It wasn't a force-out. By the time the 3rd baseman's tag animation started, the runner was already on the bag. Great video as always though.

    • @CoachTabe
      @CoachTabe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed. Runner was definitely safe.

    • @GameSack
      @GameSack  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      His foot was on the base as he caught the ball.

    • @CoachTabe
      @CoachTabe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GameSack That doesn't matter. In that situation, he had to tag the runner not just have his foot on the base.

    • @chrisbraun2789
      @chrisbraun2789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GameSack Dave would agree with me...

    • @jbfarley
      @jbfarley 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you have the ball, with your foot on the base, and the runner touches it, they're out. Tagging is not needed, from what I reca

  • @chexmixkitty
    @chexmixkitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damn, Joe went hard on that F-16 Fighting Falcon game lol

    • @Godsgood111
      @Godsgood111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fart sounds really kicked it up a notch

  • @paintbox9899
    @paintbox9899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    29:24 I laughed hard at him stuck behind the truck and then the AI just passes right through it like it's nothing.

  • @outrun9951
    @outrun9951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just woke up and now having breakfast. Great video to wake up to new Sack

  • @preamstrikbiz0
    @preamstrikbiz0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh joe you like the doom 3do music , but you wouldn’t mind it on the Saturn. There is an image out there that somebody redbook audio patched the 3do music into the Saturn version lol

  • @PortableXombie
    @PortableXombie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Now I know what why my toaster was talking smack to the 3DO and Saturn this morning.

  • @strain42
    @strain42 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was laughing so hard I couldn't even breathe during the whole F-16 Fighting Falcon segment. It reminded me so much of the classic Power Thirst bit. Dunno if that's what you were channeling, but you absolutely knocked it out of the park with that whole section. Bravo!

  • @quibquatch3975
    @quibquatch3975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think you're a legend of success, Joe.

  • @DrCorndog1
    @DrCorndog1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like F-16 Fighting Falcon is the victim of an over-ambitious developer working on an underpowered console.

  • @yittmashups
    @yittmashups 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:52 - This band is at the wrong gig.

  • @ShinyShinyIsAlwaysBeingSerious
    @ShinyShinyIsAlwaysBeingSerious 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes another Game Sack, favourite gaming vids on TH-cam.

  • @AnemicPenguin
    @AnemicPenguin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The world needs broken pixels back, I could only imagine what sean baby would say now lol.

  • @NickJaime
    @NickJaime 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember NFL Quarterback club for the N64, that game actually made use of the expansion pack. Which helped make the helmets look very shiny and the extra memory helped the player models.

  • @Screwy
    @Screwy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Honestly a lot of the Saturn’s library can go here, it’s kinda unfortunate

    • @juststatedtheobvious9633
      @juststatedtheobvious9633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Watch Pandemonium's interview with the developer of VR Racing, in his review.
      It's no wonder why they're all so bad. Sega of Japan intentionally sabotaged 3rd parties.

    • @AltimaNEO
      @AltimaNEO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@juststatedtheobvious9633 Sega of Japan was just too busy screwing over it's US wing, and in turn itself

    • @markwebster4996
      @markwebster4996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sega screwed itself. It’s kind of remarkable with all of the blunders they are still around today

    • @kekeke8988
      @kekeke8988 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AltimaNEO
      How so? Whose stupid idea was it to release the Saturn early or not to release 95% of the games in the US or to cancel the system early?

    • @cj694x2
      @cj694x2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kekeke8988 Yeah, it was Sega of Japan who panicked and forced the early release of the US Saturn. And honestly, 95% of the games that stayed in Japan would not have sold well in North America anyway, and certainly wouldn't have saved the Saturn.

  • @TomTom-bc8ez
    @TomTom-bc8ez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Learned to love this channel for its auditory meditative trudge thru games.

    • @TomTom-bc8ez
      @TomTom-bc8ez 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awesome finds and enjoyed it

  • @FPS2020
    @FPS2020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i'm watching game sack for about 5 years and now i strongly starting to suspect that Joe enjoys plays video games...

    • @eof6270
      @eof6270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Interesting theory

    • @Godsgood111
      @Godsgood111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In russia, Game Sack plays you!

    • @BDayGhostie
      @BDayGhostie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Godsgood111 in game sack you play russia

  • @Subfightr
    @Subfightr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every single episode he makes is a total masterpiece. Always entertaining, so much effort and love clearly goes into these. Always be sure and watch after the credits people! Thank you for sharing your talents and efforts with us.

  • @johnnada6855
    @johnnada6855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wasn´t that second "hooter chick" the one on the "Playboy mansion reality show"??., does anybody still remembers that Hugh Hefner reality show where he had 3 girls that were his girlfriends or something?., man even 2000´s stuff are too old for this age

    • @noobcomicsmx
      @noobcomicsmx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holly Madison is her name

  • @blogrovic3138
    @blogrovic3138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The world NEEDS more Hooters licensed games!
    "Hooters Conflicts" an 1 on 1 fighting game? YAEH!!
    "Hooters Tactics" a complex strategy game with exciting scenarios and interesting units? TAKE MY MONEY!!
    "World of Hooters" a vast MMO in the Hootersverse? WHERE I DO SIGN FOR SUBSCRIPTION!?

  • @Mystemo
    @Mystemo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You should check out the TH-cam Chanel of Rebecca Heineman who handled the 3DO port of Doom. She has a very indepth video about the nightmareish development of that port.

    • @ClassicDOOM
      @ClassicDOOM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed. For those interested, her channel is under the name Rebecca Heineman and do a search there for Doom 3DO. It was uploaded in July 2015.

  • @myflyisopen.8732
    @myflyisopen.8732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    F-16 Fighting Falcon was programmed in the SMS' legacy mode... aka SG-1000 mode.

  • @awake4ages
    @awake4ages 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    28:37 when you bring your date into the bedroom for the first time

  • @RetroSega
    @RetroSega 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love love love the quartet music remix at the start of the vid

  • @Jamesamong007
    @Jamesamong007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Have a suggestion for a future episode, how about bad games that have really good soundtracks. Thinking about how games from Ocean Software often have better music than the game itself, thought it would be a good topic for you to talk about.

    • @hugobombok9391
      @hugobombok9391 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bomberman Hero on n64 comes to mind. Average game, top tier soundtrack!

  • @MortimerZabi
    @MortimerZabi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact that Quake ran much better on the Saturn really puts into perspective how badly executive meddling kneecapped its Doom port.

    • @lutherheggs451
      @lutherheggs451 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean Quake that practically had to be completely redesigned to work on Saturn hardware, unlike Doom that was trying to be something of a port.....Not everything is "executive meddling" no matter how much some people love to fart that out about every game...Sometimes games are just designed or ported badly

    • @MortimerZabi
      @MortimerZabi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lutherheggs451 I know they used the Powerslave engine for the Saturn Quake and that it didn’t run the Quake engine. I humbly opine that's not relevant. The point is that a much more serviceable version of Doom, regardless of what engine it used, could have been made but in a rare moment of shortsightedness, John Carmack blocked it. Not a knock on him, he is a far smarter man than I will ever be. Sometimes people just don't make the best decisions.

  • @Duke_Togo_G13
    @Duke_Togo_G13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hooters girl: Hi! Welcome to Georgia!
    Shitty southern accent while wearing an Airizona shirt. 🙄

  • @mx3fto
    @mx3fto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    F16 fighting falcon is so powerful it turns you into Alex Jones!

  • @zeroyagami7753
    @zeroyagami7753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    am i crazy or is the lighting really nice in this episode?

    • @homiedclown
      @homiedclown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's the true power of the mighty Neo Geo

    • @Blueflag04
      @Blueflag04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      8 MEGA POWER

  • @oxwah
    @oxwah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My friend's dad actually made a dual-controller holder out of wood for F-16 FIGHTING FALCON. It worked surprisingly well.

  • @slopesgameroom
    @slopesgameroom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bubsy bubsy bubsy busy bobcaaaaaaaaaaaat... 3D

  • @Carsonj13
    @Carsonj13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's funny is you're right in that ironic F-16 Fighting Falcon segment. The audio WILL light your ears on fire.

  • @MatSpeedle
    @MatSpeedle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man I really want to play F-16 on the master system now! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! >

  • @TMS5100
    @TMS5100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @0:58 fully 100% of the blame for the saturn port of doom being bad lies with carmack. he dictated the rendering had to be entirely software as he didn't like the warping from the hardware's affine texture mapping. they did as good a job as carmack would allow them. 15 fps is a pretty good effort for being done entirely in cpu. carmack's ego ruined this port.

    • @AlexvrbX
      @AlexvrbX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You were spot on until you got to the "as carmack would allow them" part. The issue was time. When he told them no way, they had to scrap their codebase and shove something out the door in a short timeframe. This was accomplished in part by using code from... wherever they could pull it. The 32X version was rushed, the Saturn's final released version was SUPER rushed and sloppy. If they had fully utilized the twin SH2's and carefully optimized the most demanding parts of the renderer with inline assembly, they could have done a hell of a lot better... even without taxing the VDPs.
      The Quake port on the other hand was pretty decent. I think other efforts are better (including recent homebrew like Z-Treme engine demos), but still for the time it was pretty good.

    • @TMS5100
      @TMS5100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AlexvrbX So much misinformation in your response. The Saturn version was NOT rushed. Not only that, it did use BOTH SH2s. Here's it is direct from the developer., Jim Bagley, who has responded multiple times on this topic on forums, websites, magazines, even here on youtube.
      "When I started the project, I had to do a demo for id Software to approve. I started by extracting all the levels and audio and textures from the WAD files and made my own Saturn version of this, then got an early version of the renderer working using the 3D hardware. This got sent off and a couple days later I got a call from John Carmack, who stipulated that under no circumstances could I use the 3D hardware to draw the screen. I had to use the processor like the PC. Thankfully I enjoy challenges, so it turned out to be a really enjoyable project, using both SH2s to render the display like the PC did it, using the 68000 to orchestrate them both.
      However, it kneecapped the game and the speed-framerate suffered greatly."

    • @AlexvrbX
      @AlexvrbX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TMS5100 ​ @ms3bani ​Well then he did a questionable job because even the rushed 32X version is better overall. If nothing else the 32X port is playable despite the lower clocked SH2's and slower RAM. The Saturn version is unplayable. I've tried it on real hardware, it's awful. He could have literally just used the shoddy 32X codebase and bumped the resolution slightly and it would have been better. I was under the impression he was strapped for time... knowing that he worked on this for any great length of time and let it get released like that? Oof. Also, I never meant to imply he wasn't USING both SH2's. I meant to imply he wasn't getting the most out of them. Runs worse than a 386 DX 40 I played it on at one point.
      Also, REGARDLESS of what Carmack said, he should have been using the VDPs to at least handle the backgrounds and sprites, to take some of the load off the SH2's.

    • @TMS5100
      @TMS5100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AlexvrbX no he didn't do a questionable job. go back and actually LOOK at the goddamned ports for fuck's sake. the 32x version is a heavily cropped and low res pixelated shitstorm. the saturn version is full screen and the renderer is about double the resolution of the 32x. yes the saturn version is choppy, but it's also rendering ~3x more pixels. if he cropped it and lowered the resolution to the 32x it would be running FASTER than the 32x, but it would still look like an unbelivably pixelated mess like the 32x.