What if it’s almost midnight, you can’t drive and you’re not allowed to be up let alone leave and siri turns on by itself and picks up something saying -is trying to betray us
There are actually lots of blonde final girls, such as sally hardesty from TCM, ginny field from friday the 13th part 2, pam macdonald from the prowler, alice hardy from friday the 13th, sarah palmer from my bloody valentine, etc
Good list, but the safest way of surviving a horror movie is to read the script. On the day your character is scheduled to die, don't show up on set. 😂
Horror movie rules from Scream 1. You can never have sex 2. You can never drink or do drugs. 3. Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances say- " I'll be right back". Cause you won't be back.
Don't investigate! If you hear something weird, don't slowly walk over there only to get killed like a chump. Call out, go get the others, or just leave!
I KNOW. I think the worst part about them falling is they don’t get back up. If it’s a girl they’ll do that weird backwards crabwalk, if it’s a guy he’ll just pull himself forward while still on the ground
With the "don't contact the spirit world"- at least don't use a Ouija board. I've never seen anyone use oracle cards and have something horrible happen. Anyone seen bad things happen because using tarot cards in a horror movie?
My tips 1: have something sharp on hand at all times 2: be prepared to beat someone up 3: don't investigate loud noises 4: if you know what attracts the killer(s) don't use or do that thing (looking at you protagonist of 'the birds') 5: don't call out 6: don't hide that corners you and makes you easy prey 7: never open the door without checking through the blinds discreetly (Venetians work best) 8: have an escape route planned 9: never split from your group 10: if your group are idiots, start planning their funerals
What's wrong with people sometimes its frustrating. Sometimes I forget to be afraid while watching these movies, because I'm busy yelling at these people not to do whatever thing their doing.
What's wrong with them is they're being persued by a homicidal maniac. Act like a veteran survivor if you really want, the second anyone is put in real situations like this, common sense goes right out the window.
Yeah but also, don’t be a black guy, just be the smart girl who’s most likely is gonna be the final girl, so you die if you’re a guy or you’re black, or if your dumb.
Here are some good ones you left out: Be sober Don't hide under the bed Have your cellphone on silence (they always ring at the worst possible time) Fight Back (When possible) If shooting doesn't work RUN! Don't waste your ammo! Always listen to the person who clearly knows more about this stuff than you
If a friend came to my house saying an evil spirit is after them and I warned, I'd kick them out and say "Your problem, not mine dumb***" and slam the door in their face.
Wait they said no sex, and also said stay in a group because it’ll help with everything else on the list. If there are multiple people around you wouldn’t that make it easier to have sex? WatchMojo haven’t you read Stephen Kings book ,”It.”
"If something seems off, it probably is" isn't just a good horror movie survival tip, it's a good general tip for life. Always trust your gut about situations and people...if alarm bells go off, it's best to just get out of there, even if you're not quite sure why you feel that way. You wouldn't want to end up in a horror movie-esque situation because you didn't trust to your gut feelings.
Only split up in groups of three or more, so only consider it if the full group consists of at least six people. That way, if one person gets picked off, the remaining two will have each other's back or at least have a shot at running away to warn the others. Splitting up into pairs will only result in one victim and one soon-to-be victim.
For the "call the police tip" some horror movie characters actually do try this, like Saw, but either the phone is dead or incapacitated, or the operator thinks it's just a prank call.
hi watchmojo i'm a huge fan, and i think i have 2 good top 10 lists1. Top 10 Songs Used In American Horror Story2. Top 10 Licensed Songs Used In Horror Films
When u said put the camera down, it reminded me of a time I played fortnite with my friends. We were in a sniper fight on playground mode and I pulled out my grenade launcher I found and my friend was like “PUT DAT NADE LAUNCHER DOWN!”
#6 is very true, particularly as for rooms in a house or flat. If you do not want to get creeped out, avoid bathrooms, attics and especially basements. Even in horror games, rule #1 is - do not go to the basement. (But without the characters going there, what would the film be actually about, huh...)
I can think of 2 tips that's pretty helpful to survive. 1. Always think first before acting. 2. Always check your surroundings. Also, some horror movies, the police do get called, but even the police gets killed as well
Finish the Job. Sometimes they never really ensure if the villain or evil are really dead or not. Some of them, sometimes by just stab in their neck like this (6:45) it doesn't kill them enough, even fresh blood bursted out from neck. I still remember all the characters. They are: Jackson Rippner (Red Eye), David Harris (The Stepfather), and Alex (Clinical).
#1 Don't trip over irrelevant objects
I don't think you know what irrelevant means
lol irrelevant
#1 leave the damn place
fierce tooth gtfo
Don’t go there in the first place
Listen to your black friend's warnings!!
STATiX J it's actually is a stereotype in scary movies.
STATiX J what black friends? They died first
Andrew Irrelivant exactly their death is a warning.
True
ahahahah perfect!
#1 don't be in a horror movie
But where's the fun in that
You don't need to follow all the tips since you're not in a horror movie.
Raiterio Patterson i just thats how u survived a horror movie
I was just making an ironic answer
But what if the horror movie comes to you???
1-don't be an idiot
Agreed
That doesn’t always work. I mean look at the movie “the thing”
oh yeah thats because they were dealing with an abomination that could take on other forms but horrific looking.
#1 if you hear a noise don’t go towards it run the fuck away
Yup. That's what happen to the kids from the new IT.
or if the noise is coming from the exit use everyone around u as a human meat shield then check tgt with ur shield
That's a good one.
Adam Bass I do that in real life
If you're in your home with your woman and children, you will look up.Life is not a movie.You young kids think about movies and games all the times.
#1 be the killer
Doesn't always work. There have been times where the killer is offed for good.
Chaos89P Scream movies, original Friday The 13th, Psycho 2, list goes on
Mr Love N stuff best answer ever
THE MOST LOGICAL REASON I KNOW!!
if its one where the killer gets off scot free in the end in a movie where everyone dies.
#1: if something strange or paranormal happens, get out ASAP
What if it’s almost midnight, you can’t drive and you’re not allowed to be up let alone leave and siri turns on by itself and picks up something saying -is trying to betray us
Ben Wasserman what does asap mean?
Kenma Kozume "as soon as possible"
Maramek 1356 thx
Ignacio TOLMOS DUEÑAS ok thx
I think one of these rules is that whoever is always suggesting "Let's split up" does _not_ get to be in charge.
This should apply to Scooby doo too!
Don't say 'I'll be right back.'
When on a road trip, don't take the alternative road the creepy guy at the gas station warned you about.
THE. HILLS. HAVE. EYES.
ya, drive on the street paved with actual street
Andy Jeepers Creepers characters could’ve used that piece of advice
Gregory House Friday the 13th
Damn do I really gotta stop doing that?
Number 1 tip to survive in a horror movie: *Don't get casted into one.* Thank me later
Hawie Rivera you should get a Nobel Price for that advice
Yeah, because you’ll stop having common sense.
😂😂😂
#1: if you happen to be blond, dye your hair pronto.
that didn't work for the girl in cabin in the woods
There are actually lots of blonde final girls, such as sally hardesty from TCM, ginny field from friday the 13th part 2, pam macdonald from the prowler, alice hardy from friday the 13th, sarah palmer from my bloody valentine, etc
Zanclus Cornutus I guess I need to brush up on my horror movies! 😅
Alice hardy was red head and she died in part 2.
Yep
#1 Be in a comedy movie
Rafael Leria What about a horror comedy?
I have Assburgerz Brenda has died in each scary movie film and has come back
"this is not a comedy. this is a horror movie. people live people die, and you better start RUNNING"
Good list, but the safest way of surviving a horror movie is to read the script. On the day your character is scheduled to die, don't show up on set. 😂
Call the police? You know all the phones magically stop working in a good ole horror movie!
And when it does work, the police are likely the worst in the world.
Horror movie rules from Scream
1. You can never have sex
2. You can never drink or do drugs.
3. Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances say- " I'll be right back". Cause you won't be back.
Hmmm... Randy I loved that guy too bad he died.
Peter Productions no. Steve died, not randy
Can you re-watch Scream 2 please?
Peter Productions oh. I only watched the first one
Number 1: Be the camera man.
Paranormal activity, Blair witch project.
The camera man died in those films
That doesn't always work
Don't investigate! If you hear something weird, don't slowly walk over there only to get killed like a chump. Call out, go get the others, or just leave!
Eh?
Choose your weapon wisely.
Learn basic first aid.
Dress for survival.
Finally, some good frickin’ advice
Don't trip on air.
I'm fucked then lol I choke on air.
I KNOW. I think the worst part about them falling is they don’t get back up. If it’s a girl they’ll do that weird backwards crabwalk, if it’s a guy he’ll just pull himself forward while still on the ground
Another honorable mention: not be black and not be hot blond
kevindagame Or the smart guy, or the tough guy
kevindagame racist
Black people got better surviving than White people plus all we do just pull out our guns or just run faster as sonic the hedgehog
You can be hot blonde as long as you are a virgin
Robert Gipson I’m Black myself. But it’s a common stereotype in horror flicks. Black dudes and hot blondes usually get gutted in horror flicks
*DON'T FUCK!*
_Probably the only rule I'd break_ 😂😂
Probably the only rule you'd never break.
We meet again ;D
a lonely spoon well said😂
in general only virgins talk about how will they have sex or how they have sex but...
#1 Get a ghost tazer
With the "don't contact the spirit world"- at least don't use a Ouija board. I've never seen anyone use oracle cards and have something horrible happen. Anyone seen bad things happen because using tarot cards in a horror movie?
11: Get a lot of guns and ammo
“do not be a violent personThe killer will out Violent You because the more violent you are The more violent your death is going to be “
- Ryan Higa
Don't be the Black Guy???
Evandro Costa but they are smart
I hate the people who say the infamous line "first" which is stupid.
SUN TAN to take it up the ass, its common.
My tips
1: have something sharp on hand at all times
2: be prepared to beat someone up
3: don't investigate loud noises
4: if you know what attracts the killer(s) don't use or do that thing (looking at you protagonist of 'the birds')
5: don't call out
6: don't hide that corners you and makes you easy prey
7: never open the door without checking through the blinds discreetly (Venetians work best)
8: have an escape route planned
9: never split from your group
10: if your group are idiots, start planning their funerals
What's wrong with people sometimes its frustrating. Sometimes I forget to be afraid while watching these movies, because I'm busy yelling at these people not to do whatever thing their doing.
What's wrong with them is they're being persued by a homicidal maniac. Act like a veteran survivor if you really want, the second anyone is put in real situations like this, common sense goes right out the window.
People in horror movies act dumb.
Yeah but also, don’t be a black guy, just be the smart girl who’s most likely is gonna be the final girl, so you die if you’re a guy or you’re black, or if your dumb.
Nice contingencies lol
JaxBlade Love your videos but can you do Jojo Bizarre Adventures Workout plans?
Were you in Bronies React: The Perfect Pear? And if you were, did you cry?
Don't think being handicapped will help you. Jason, Freddy, and Leatherface have all killed someone who was physically disabled.
I would've thought that 'arm yourself' would've been on the list.
Here are some good ones you left out:
Be sober
Don't hide under the bed
Have your cellphone on silence (they always ring at the worst possible time)
Fight Back (When possible)
If shooting doesn't work RUN! Don't waste your ammo!
Always listen to the person who clearly knows more about this stuff than you
If a friend came to my house saying an evil spirit is after them and I warned, I'd kick them out and say "Your problem, not mine dumb***" and slam the door in their face.
the evil spirit would probbaly come after you first
Without watchmojo I wouldn’t wanna learn as much thank you for inspiring me to wanna learn and realize my love for horror movies food travel etc
#1 Never EVER, under any circumstances say “ I’ll be right back.” Cause u won’t be back
YES!!! They got one I've been preaching for years. (#2 Finish the job)
That's a rule: Double-tapping.
Wait they said no sex, and also said stay in a group because it’ll help with everything else on the list. If there are multiple people around you wouldn’t that make it easier to have sex? WatchMojo haven’t you read Stephen Kings book ,”It.”
"Upstairs! The only logical escape!" 😄 I loved that show.
Don't say I'll be right back.
#1 Call GhostBuster
1) stay with a badass girl
2) as soon as something strange happens, run fast as flip
Excellent advice! Thx WatchMojo
#1 don't be a fat guy
I really love this channel its so fun to watch and some may save your life this is a very good channel I subbed and turned on all notifications
Love this list! Especially number 2. Rule number 2: double tap.
Good tips in surviving horror movies. You can really question the characters in these types of movies or anything revolving around horror.
Drop the 📷, run outside and then call the 🚔..
Never say I'll be right back.
3:42- If you're bored and looking for something to do, go play mini golf.
😄
#1 Watch the video on here called "If Veterans were in Horror Movies" to see how it's done right.
Since we’re all together let’s split up. That cracked me up.
Definitely will use this information in my life
Make sure the word "token" is not in your horror movie role.
Don't be a teenagers who are having sex
#1 Bring any weapon you can find.... Advise the frying Pan is the BEST weapon
#1 Don't live in a house in the middle of forest or near lake, alone. Especially you're a hot lady in there.
Great tips!
Never under any circumstance say “I’ll be right back” because you won’t be
"If something seems off, it probably is" isn't just a good horror movie survival tip, it's a good general tip for life. Always trust your gut about situations and people...if alarm bells go off, it's best to just get out of there, even if you're not quite sure why you feel that way. You wouldn't want to end up in a horror movie-esque situation because you didn't trust to your gut feelings.
4:31 I mean if the couple are married at least it was "Til death do us apart" lmao😂😂😭
I dont know about you guys but Brenda sold it for me! She is the best that happened in the scary movie franchise.
#1 Don't pick up the phone
#2 Don't let em in you have to kick em out again
#3 Don't be his friend
Let's all split up and not grab weapons!
Said no one ever.
I ALWAYS check and clear my backseat before entering a car. Especially at night.
Only split up in groups of three or more, so only consider it if the full group consists of at least six people. That way, if one person gets picked off, the remaining two will have each other's back or at least have a shot at running away to warn the others. Splitting up into pairs will only result in one victim and one soon-to-be victim.
I hate it when they keep on holding the bloody camera. 😂
What if I'm in the group of people, but all of them are going to the dingy, creepy, abbandoned for mistery reasin villa? Which rule should I break?
The Ouija board is like a spiritual version of Twitter and Facebook, you'll find the angriest individuals using it.
IMO Regina Hall as Brenda Meeks is the funniest one in Scary Movie series...😂😂😂😂😂😂
For the "call the police tip" some horror movie characters actually do try this, like Saw, but either the phone is dead or incapacitated, or the operator thinks it's just a prank call.
I think that hiding works in some cases .. do it together with the running
Good video Watchmojo
I love this list on how to escape.
hi watchmojo i'm a huge fan, and i think i have 2 good top 10 lists1. Top 10 Songs Used In American Horror Story2. Top 10 Licensed Songs Used In Horror Films
i also suggested them on watchmojo.com, really hope they get made :)
When u said put the camera down, it reminded me of a time I played fortnite with my friends. We were in a sniper fight on playground mode and I pulled out my grenade launcher I found and my friend was like “PUT DAT NADE LAUNCHER DOWN!”
#6 is very true, particularly as for rooms in a house or flat. If you do not want to get creeped out, avoid bathrooms, attics and especially basements. Even in horror games, rule #1 is - do not go to the basement. (But without the characters going there, what would the film be actually about, huh...)
- Never say "I'll be right back" because you won't be back.
- I'm getting another beer, you want one?
- Yeah, sure!
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
1:40 Actually yes. As Above, So Below... and one other movie I cant remember the name of.
I can think of 2 tips that's pretty helpful to survive.
1. Always think first before acting.
2. Always check your surroundings.
Also, some horror movies, the police do get called, but even the police gets killed as well
If you stab or mame the killer finish them off!!!!!!!!! Dont hit it stab or shot once and run. You make sure the oricle is dead and go!!!
Me taking a bath in a horror film: I’m washing me and my clothes
Sydney Prescott and Laurie Strode that they both showed for #10 both survived though going up the stairs.
Wait, keep your pants on. what if you have to poo?
Clench.
Lock the bathroom door
I said "what the f*@$" the same time 0:37 he did lmao XD.
Now I wanna watch Ernest Scared Stupid!
#1 don’t move
I agree with number 7 they never checked if someone is in the car before getting in
Number 1: "Listen to your black friend's warnings!!" (@STATiX J) ahahaha
Finish the Job. Sometimes they never really ensure if the villain or evil are really dead or not. Some of them, sometimes by just stab in their neck like this (6:45) it doesn't kill them enough, even fresh blood bursted out from neck. I still remember all the characters. They are: Jackson Rippner (Red Eye), David Harris (The Stepfather), and Alex (Clinical).
I think saw 2 broke that cliche of “splitting up”
all ways listen to the highest one. RIP Marty
1# watch your step or else...
That was great.
I actually HAVE seen a found footage film where the person holding the camera lives: Earth To Echo.
This video is basically Randy’s speech from Scream.
I like how #1 is also the biggest tip for a d&d campaign.
#1: Never say, "I'll be right back"
0:40 well at least if you run upstairs while the killer is downstairs, you have the high ground!
*getting chased by killer* wait wait wait hold on a second dude , let me watch this video real quick
Number six is unreasonable.🙂