Villain mom: I will make you talk and when I do I will- Her son: Mommy! Mommy! Look! I made a Dinosaur! *Starts verbally stimming* Villain mom: Aw very nice Hero: What the Fu- Villain mom: WATCH YOUR MOUTH
When the kid suggested capturing and torturing a second hero, I was just sitting there thinking, "Holy shit were a sadistic little one." But I can't get the thoughts of the kid just being sat in a little villain costume and causing mischief with their powers on those meant to be watching him every time they leave the room and trying to get the heros autograph out of my head.
@Lapide Voice the kids, like what 5, right? When I was 5, all I could think about was playing pokemon Platinum and watching my favourite cartoons. I was a relatively simple creature, tho sheltered to high hell.
@@Bilther_ash The listeners supposed to be the child of a super villain sadism would probably be a prerequisite and they would probably have a very different childhood
I think 💭 the villain 🦹♀️ is showing their child 👦 torture superhero 🦸♀️ because she wanted to show him how to be a great Super villain 🦹♀️ like her when he Grows up
@@LapideVoice imagine how awkward dinner at the end of the day would be. “So what did you do today?” “Got thrown through a wall because I tried to stop mom from flooding the subway.” “I gave you to the count of three sweetie” “And jumped right to three!”
Very cute and silly concept for a story, I love it. Her talking so sweetly about taking over the world and making the listener a royal was adorably fun
@@bailey6304 Well, there is a part 3 to a popular character coming up after which I have some very fun, and fierce, individuals who would love to meet you!
I'm just picturing her being like I've tried everything I can think of, every conventional method. Every cruel and unusual punishment I can think of. When the listener comes along. And just says. Have you tried playing baby shark on loop? and she is just like. I'm not sure if this will work, but I've tried everything else. And by some miracle, it works.
Mother: *trying to get info out the hero* Me who secretly got the info out of stitcher by threatening to steal and keep his dog: birthgiver i have aquired the necessary info I have now sent 90 death squads to each members exact location
Mommy... I had a bad dream... *The little girl would be holding a stuffed golden retriever hug plush. She was very shy and quiet but there was tears in her eyes.*
@@Squiggles01 *softly strokes her back* shhh... shhh... its okay you are okay now... mommy will protect you .. lets go somewhere more comfortable *leaves the room with her daughter in her arms, leaving the trapped hero looking at the scene baffled*
Kid villain: Wowie, Mr. Stitcher! You’re the bestest superhero ever! Can I get your autograph?! {ten minutes later} Kid villain: MOMMY, LOOK! I GOT STITCHER’S SIGNATURE! NOW WE CAN FORGE SEVERAL DOCUMENTS UNDER HIS NAME AND FRAME HIM FOR TAX EVASION OR MORTGAGE FRUAD. Mom villain: Good work, my little royal spy! **thinking of how to explain that autographs aren’t legally binding** Have a non-poisoned cookie!
I’m just imagining this kid older in their 20’s, superhero asks them why they’re evil, and then they say something like, “my mommy is evil and it’s very cool” XD
Imagine how juxtaposed it would be to hear what this is like when mother retires. To hear wiser things coming from a supervillain such as: "Assume makes an a** out of me and you." (I learned that one from my mother lol).
@@xamuelo256maverickhunter9 this video is not set in the MHA universe, seeing as I usually prefer to work in my own universes rather than ones that already exist. So it isn't them, though personality wise it could be
*from outside the lair a squad of german pioniere from the 7th g cav schutzen div then as the assault on the lair begins everyone inside hears* "LOS ATTACKE" (GO ATTACK)
"SOLDATEN! HEUTE WERDEN WIR BIS ZUM LETZTEN MANN KÄMPFEN, ABER WIR WERDEN KÄMPFEN, DIE MENSCHHEIT VOR DIESER BÖSEN BEDROHUNG ZU BEWAHREN" *a speech from the lead officer of the seventh G CAV SCHUTZEN DIV, this speech will go down in history, up there with the D-DAY speech given by Eisenhower or the Gettysburg address.*
@@LapideVoice what about a series where listener is growing up like possibly 3 videos of each stage of their life or just 2 or 1 but I really want another episode with baby child listener and the next episode can be listeners idea to torture the heroes friend in front of him and/or the other way around like torture the hero in front of the heroes weakest hero friend
Hi mommy I know you turned down my last Offer to get the hero to talk butI have another request for making the hero talk! I like to call it the “the face”. You simply stick out your lower lip start to fake cry and then the most important part. In a very sad sounding voice say, “Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeas, tell me where the other heroes are I won’t tell anyone you can whisper in my ear if you want. I just want to have a tea party with all of my stuffies and the hero’s in a place where no one can find us!” I do it to daddy all the time and he always believes me. It’s just a thought mama, but I got to go before daddy finds out I stole his phone! (I’m just trying to stay in character 😂)
I... will keep it in mind for when i go to, intarrogate him again. Also me and your father need to have a little chat about how much you get away with. Now hand in his phone or you are in trouble little one
What makes these audios hit more is how much the parent sounds like a child themselves makes me image the interrogation at the start being a eight year old dangling a neighbor from the loft bed
HEY THATS OFFENSIVE THE BRAIN OF A MONKEY IS SMARTER THAN YOU oh btw is she flashing him like the person posing are they like flashing them cuz like thats sus
*while villain mother is on the phone* Can you please just give mama the information she needs? It would do good for all of us involved. For you, maybe not as much as mama and I but here's the good for all of us as I see it. For you, mama can let you go sooner rather than later and you can extend the time where no one else has to be hurt . For mama, she can finally rest because, despite her thinking I haven't noticed, she's almost always up all night with her planning every little detail of a scheme because she wants everything to be perfect. And the good for me is I could play and have fun with mama earlier than if you keep silent. So please tell her all the info she asks for 🥺. Also, I think you're really cool.
Villain I will decimate everything you love once I get my information... Rambles on how evil she will be Villian kid Heya mom I drew a flower Villian aww that's so cute don't you agree hero. Whilst staring into the heros soul
The hero just watching how a mini human comes in the room like "mommy I'm boreeed" 😂
Just a little longer sweetie, when I get my information we will be able to play
@@LapideVoice just chop of a finger >:C I wanna play nowwww
@@Lexiissad I cannot do that darling. We need to stay within the rules of being a villain.
@@LapideVoice but then just knock him out until tomorrow or somethingggggg
@@Lexiissad ... fine
Villain mom: I will make you talk and when I do I will-
Her son: Mommy! Mommy! Look! I made a Dinosaur! *Starts verbally stimming*
Villain mom: Aw very nice
Hero: What the Fu-
Villain mom: WATCH YOUR MOUTH
YES XD
And the moms like. You got into the genetics lab again, you little Rascal.
Hero: Rich, coming from someone who cusses on a daily basis.
When the kid suggested capturing and torturing a second hero, I was just sitting there thinking, "Holy shit were a sadistic little one." But I can't get the thoughts of the kid just being sat in a little villain costume and causing mischief with their powers on those meant to be watching him every time they leave the room and trying to get the heros autograph out of my head.
You are the child of a supervillain, do you think you wouldn't be saddistic?
Also that is EXACTLY the vibe they have!
@Lapide Voice the kids, like what 5, right? When I was 5, all I could think about was playing pokemon Platinum and watching my favourite cartoons. I was a relatively simple creature, tho sheltered to high hell.
@@Bilther_ash The listeners supposed to be the child of a super villain sadism would probably be a prerequisite and they would probably have a very different childhood
The conversation between her and the wee one was so cute that I actually teared up.
Aww.. need a hug?
@@LapideVoice 😆
@@LapideVoice part 2
Hero: why is this villian showing their child torture me?
Us as a little kid: thinks of it as a show
YES
EXACTLY
I think 💭 the villain 🦹♀️ is showing their child 👦 torture superhero 🦸♀️ because she wanted to show him how to be a great Super villain 🦹♀️ like her when he Grows up
“Do you want to fight mommy?”
Teen rebellion is a b word isn’t it?
XD
Yes it is
@@LapideVoice imagine how awkward dinner at the end of the day would be.
“So what did you do today?”
“Got thrown through a wall because I tried to stop mom from flooding the subway.”
“I gave you to the count of three sweetie”
“And jumped right to three!”
@@shadowfang269 XD that would be so funny though
Very cute and silly concept for a story, I love it. Her talking so sweetly about taking over the world and making the listener a royal was adorably fun
Ikr! I live to play with story concepts and twisting them around and I thought this would be fun, cute and just silly
@@LapideVoice I'm glad you did! And I'm excited to see what you come up with next
@@bailey6304 Well, there is a part 3 to a popular character coming up after which I have some very fun, and fierce, individuals who would love to meet you!
I'm just picturing her being like I've tried everything I can think of, every conventional method. Every cruel and unusual punishment I can think of. When the listener comes along. And just says. Have you tried playing baby shark on loop? and she is just like. I'm not sure if this will work, but I've tried everything else. And by some miracle, it works.
Pfft XD that would be very funny
That would be funny, most people older than 8 hate that song
Believe it or not, a study conducted last year or so actually listed playing Baby Shark on loop as a form of torture
“Now I will be, a supervillain!” -Gru
XD
"so, why did you come into the room?"
Me: "I ate all the cookies and now there's none left :("
... you are a little glutton aren't you?
I just really like cookies! :D
@@BobbyTheBritishGuy yep, my little glutton
*Does cheeky laugh*
"kids am I right" amazing! lol
Great video :D
Yes!
Mother: *trying to get info out the hero*
Me who secretly got the info out of stitcher by threatening to steal and keep his dog: birthgiver i have aquired the necessary info I have now sent 90 death squads to each members exact location
Birthgiver? you can just call her mom yknow xD
But I think she would be VERY impressed with her little villian kid
Mommy... I had a bad dream... *The little girl would be holding a stuffed golden retriever hug plush. She was very shy and quiet but there was tears in her eyes.*
Oh no... darling it'll be okay.. come here
*immediately drops everything and walks over to her daughter hugging her softly*
*She would sniffle and softly cry into her mother's shoulder. Hugging her plush even harder.* Y-Y-You weren't here... I was so scared and alone...
@@Squiggles01 *softly strokes her back* shhh... shhh... its okay you are okay now... mommy will protect you .. lets go somewhere more comfortable *leaves the room with her daughter in her arms, leaving the trapped hero looking at the scene baffled*
@@LapideVoice Me: Mommy, I want cuddles ( asking shy 🥺🥺
@@jamailwhite5158hero: Hello?..... I'm still here..... I NEED TO PEE!
This is a hilarious concept I hope this becomes a series
I am working on a part 2. But it's not easy ^^;
Great because I love this video so please make part 2 soon
Can you imagine sticher telling the other heroes about this
Absolutely! It would be hilarious
And imagine if one of the other heroes is like. He sounds like that one kid in my son's math class.
@@sharksam8583Lmao that would be hilarious
She a lovely mother for a villan
Yeah she is!
please make a part 2
@@LapideVoiceby the way is the F4a supposed to be child enything hents why it's a non capital a
@@BloodMartenni34 nah its just cause im to lazy to do captials
@@LapideVoice OK love u 💖
Am I the only one who's thinking that when the villain said "i think they're cool too" the hero thought "wait she thinks I'm cool"
LMAO
That would be funny
Hands up if you laughed from
“Oh Ya, TORTURE!” 😂 because man I was! ✋ 🤣
I am glad to hear it made you laugh!
@@LapideVoice thxs it’s just my kind of humour!
@@AlexNight16 nice! Its a great sense of humor too
@@LapideVoice thank you, for you making/saying that short sentence I’d have to say that you have a great sense in humour too
@@AlexNight16 Aww, thanks I do appreciate hearing that!
Kid villain: Wowie, Mr. Stitcher! You’re the bestest superhero ever! Can I get your autograph?!
{ten minutes later}
Kid villain: MOMMY, LOOK! I GOT STITCHER’S SIGNATURE! NOW WE CAN FORGE SEVERAL DOCUMENTS UNDER HIS NAME AND FRAME HIM FOR TAX EVASION OR MORTGAGE FRUAD.
Mom villain: Good work, my little royal spy! **thinking of how to explain that autographs aren’t legally binding** Have a non-poisoned cookie!
LMAO!
this here is the whole reason we need fanfiction
let me take a child civilian group member just messing about with people :P
I’m just imagining this kid older in their 20’s, superhero asks them why they’re evil, and then they say something like, “my mommy is evil and it’s very cool” XD
YES XD
Mom, you were a villain THIS ENTIRE TIME?!
... surprise?~
@@LapideVoice Me: mommy , I'm hungry ( cute face) 🥺🥺
The Listener talks with the Hero while the Villain Mom was talking on the phone.
... yes- yes they do ^^
@@LapideVoice Then that’s means a Anti Hero would be born😎
Cookies?!
If You give me cookies, I'll stay in that room!
lol
XD just, please stay there, it's dangerous..
$10 says I could get the hero to talk in 3 hours just by taking them to hell and showing them their worst nightmares
Oh, well euh... go ahead?..
Ya don't even have to take them to hell, just introduce them to me
@@Rifle-in-fire ... I don't think that would be a great idea. Would you leave afterwards...
@@LapideVoice leave hell or leave the room they're locked in?
Cause I can mentally torture people, cause I'm not completely sane, it's a helpful superpower of mine that I'm not proud of but it can be useful
I knew you were a villain, mother
Of course and I'm the best there is
Mom the heroes side kick kidnapped my brother
Oh... did they now?
I really liked this, i like this kind of villains.
Oh same! These type of villains are amazing
I love villain mommy
I'm glad you do!
This is so cute!
I am glad you think so!
Jesus even the kid's a psychopath just watching they're favorite hero get tortured infront of them😂
I mean... with a mom like that? Absolutely XD
I think that would be a prerequisite if you're the child of a supervillain.
@@sharksam8583 well when mommy an daddy don't mind what is there to tip you off this is not a good family thing
Imagine how juxtaposed it would be to hear what this is like when mother retires. To hear wiser things coming from a supervillain such as:
"Assume makes an a** out of me and you." (I learned that one from my mother lol).
LMAO
So adorable and funny)
It is! I loved voicing this script!
Villains are cooler than heroes imo 💯💯
Agreed just look at oto octavius and norman osborn
Agreed!
I complete agree, i bet the one being interrogated is todoroki or endeivor, strong will and he not be given up easy.
@@xamuelo256maverickhunter9 this video is not set in the MHA universe, seeing as I usually prefer to work in my own universes rather than ones that already exist. So it isn't them, though personality wise it could be
@@LapideVoice ok it was just my imagination, but anyways a really good audio as always you never disapoints. 😎😎😎
that was very different, and very cool
Thank you!
I legit have a novel idea with the working title, "My Mom's a Supervillain?!" so this is golden xD
OMFG THATS AWESOME!
I hope you are well Lapide Voice, take care of yourself, your health is the most important 🤗
You too Toro! I hope you are doing splendid
Have you tried splashing water on him and then electrocution? I’ve heard that can make that pain 10x worse.
... oh! Good idea thank you ^^
*from outside the lair a squad of german pioniere from the 7th g cav schutzen div then as the assault on the lair begins everyone inside hears* "LOS ATTACKE" (GO ATTACK)
O_O
Uh oh....
"SOLDATEN! HEUTE WERDEN WIR BIS ZUM LETZTEN MANN KÄMPFEN, ABER WIR WERDEN KÄMPFEN, DIE MENSCHHEIT VOR DIESER BÖSEN BEDROHUNG ZU BEWAHREN" *a speech from the lead officer of the seventh G CAV SCHUTZEN DIV, this speech will go down in history, up there with the D-DAY speech given by Eisenhower or the Gettysburg address.*
@@idiotofthenorth I do not speak german, help XD
@@LapideVoice "SOLDIERS! TODAY WE WILL FIGHT TO THE LAST MAN BUT WE WILL FIGHT TO SAVE HUMANITY FROM THIS EVIL THREAT"
@@idiotofthenorth ohh! That's cool!
mOmMy cAn I gEt RoBux- OH OH SHIT SRRY MOM!
... no. No robux. That's not what you have an allowance for
@@LapideVoice Can I talk to the hero at least?
@@Vikki_Kun ... no-
@@LapideVoice Awww 😩
@@LapideVoice whyyyyyyy???
Part two please 🙏🏻
There isn't going to be a part 2 to this one
I want more villain mother
I don't think there is much more I can make her do
@@LapideVoice what about a series where listener is growing up like possibly 3 videos of each stage of their life or just 2 or 1 but I really want another episode with baby child listener and the next episode can be listeners idea to torture the heroes friend in front of him and/or the other way around like torture the hero in front of the heroes weakest hero friend
Hi mommy I know you turned down my last Offer to get the hero to talk butI have another request for making the hero talk! I like to call it the “the face”.
You simply stick out your lower lip start to fake cry and then the most important part. In a very sad sounding voice say, “Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeas, tell me where the other heroes are I won’t tell anyone you can whisper in my ear if you want. I just want to have a tea party with all of my stuffies and the hero’s in a place where no one can find us!” I do it to daddy all the time and he always believes me. It’s just a thought mama, but I got to go before daddy finds out I stole his phone! (I’m just trying to stay in character 😂)
I... will keep it in mind for when i go to, intarrogate him again. Also me and your father need to have a little chat about how much you get away with. Now hand in his phone or you are in trouble little one
@@LapideVoice little do the parents know they're doomed
Mom is good mom
I the child am being a kid
Stitcher confused as hell
Hehe, stitcher would be the having the confused Pikachu face
I wonder if her husband is a normal dude
Yep, he just works an office job. He loves his wife though and knows of her job. Just doesn't want to join in
Like a gender bend of Red Death from the Venture brothers xD
Forgive me, I hit the wrong button the first time. And lol! I can only imagine!
What makes these audios hit more is how much the parent sounds like a child themselves
makes me image the interrogation at the start being a eight year old dangling a neighbor from the loft bed
LMAO that would be adorable!
i liked that so much
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
i want a part 2 TnT😭so cute
Sadly no part 2 will be given..
@@LapideVoice darn this cute listener is adorable
I just wanted say I burned down the hero HQ…
... wow that's amazing! Good job
@@LapideVoice o-o-o and to top it all off the heroes are in the basement
This is funny 😄
I'm glad you thought so
Mother I am hungry I crave chicken nugges
Then chicken nuggets you will get
More parts of this? Please
I'll think about it if I have ideas
seconded
@@superstyle4088 Okay okay i get it, you guys want a part 2 XD
HEY THATS OFFENSIVE THE BRAIN OF A MONKEY IS SMARTER THAN YOU oh btw is she flashing him like the person posing are they like flashing them cuz like thats sus
I am aware she is and that is kind of the point of the picture ^^;
That “Monkey” sounded like a certain galactic tyrant I know
hmm? Which one?
@ a certain being that terrorized green people on a different planet for 7 separate orbs to become immortal. Does that ring a bell?
I need more 🥺🥺🥺
There sadly isnt more..
I know I couldn't be a villain, it's a full time job with no breaks and if your not a big time villain you're nothing...
Nice idea though
You can also be more like the dad, just a 100% normal dude no powers nothing
I think 💭 Nickelodeon should make a new nicktoon about a little boy Who lives with his Super villain 🦹♀️mom Learning to be a super villain like her
I would love that but sadly, idk if they will...
Yeah I wish nickelodeon was allowed to take a suggestions for shows fans
*while villain mother is on the phone* Can you please just give mama the information she needs? It would do good for all of us involved. For you, maybe not as much as mama and I but here's the good for all of us as I see it. For you, mama can let you go sooner rather than later and you can extend the time where no one else has to be hurt . For mama, she can finally rest because, despite her thinking I haven't noticed, she's almost always up all night with her planning every little detail of a scheme because she wants everything to be perfect. And the good for me is I could play and have fun with mama earlier than if you keep silent. So please tell her all the info she asks for 🥺. Also, I think you're really cool.
That is so cute!!
Part 2 PLZ
Maybe in the future
What are we? The joker?!
A kid of a supervillain
that was funny
Good! Cause that was the goal of the video!
Interesting family will there be another part of this?
Not really... Though I agree they are interesting!
@@LapideVoice oh ok :(
This is the firsst time i am actually a child 😂😂😂😂
Whoo! A first time for anything
Mother I am cold.
Just go grab a blanket ..
@@LapideVoice the blankets are cold
@@Strawb4rri3s ... what do you want then? You can ask for a hot coco
@@LapideVoice there’s no more powder for hot coco
@@LapideVoicethere’s a spider on your arm
It's better to be a villain
Absolutely!
How old is the listener supposed to be in this scenario?
4, 5 years old at most
What am I doing anymore?
Idk what are you doing?
@@LapideVoice the question was rhetorical, but I wasn’t doing anything good that’s for sure
@@user-ii2jo4nh4j oh.. I see
this is kinda like ProZD villain is a good father skit
Oh?
Please make a part 2
No part 2 to this one
Is this how Gru started 🤔?
Maybe
Well Mommy, since I know everything about Stitcher Man, I could tell you about the woman he loves and you can use her to try and get your information
Ohhh! Thats awesome
I am guessing out powers are super speed.
Who knows, that is up to you all
Can there be a part 2
Sadly no part 2
How the heck you fail hypnosis🤔🤣
.. by being a bad villain?
Is she villian or mommy?
She's both your mother and a villain
I want cookies 🍪 too
... hmmmm.... no, i mean yeah but.. euh... *sighs* okay fine!
Villain I will decimate everything you love once I get my information... Rambles on how evil she will be
Villian kid Heya mom I drew a flower
Villian aww that's so cute don't you agree hero. Whilst staring into the heros soul
Yes! 100% true