Jake Byrd at the Flat Earth Conference

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ม.ค. 2020
  • There are many people who believe that the Earth is flat. They're called 'Flat Earthers,' and they have conventions and talks and shirts, the whole deal. Jimmy is always interested in this, so we sent our pal Jake Byrd to a Flat Earth Conference in Dallas, Texas to do some unearthing, and flat earthing.
    Buy Jimmy’s new children’s book The Serious Goose! All of the money he makes goes to children’s hospitals across the country.
    rhcbooks.com/books/592304/the-...
    Tiffany Haddish on Her Bat Mitzvah, Gift from Beyoncé’s Mom & Working at LAX • Tiffany Haddish on Her...
    SUBSCRIBE to get the latest #KIMMEL: bit.ly/JKLSubscribe
    Watch Mean Tweets: bit.ly/KimmelMT10
    Connect with Jimmy Kimmel Live Online:
    Visit the Jimmy Kimmel Live WEBSITE: bit.ly/JKLWebsite
    Like Jimmy Kimmel on FACEBOOK: bit.ly/KimmelFB
    Like Jimmy Kimmel Live on FACEBOOK: bit.ly/JKLFacebook
    Follow @JimmyKimmel on TWITTER: bit.ly/KimmelTW
    Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on TWITTER: bit.ly/JKLTwitter
    Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on INSTAGRAM: bit.ly/JKLInstagram
    About Jimmy Kimmel Live:
    Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy-winning "Jimmy Kimmel Live," ABC's late-night talk show.
    "Jimmy Kimmel Live" is well known for its huge viral video successes with 5.6 billion views on TH-cam alone.
    Some of Kimmel's most popular comedy bits include - Mean Tweets, Lie Witness News, Jimmy's Twerk Fail Prank, Unnecessary Censorship, TH-cam Challenge, The Baby Bachelor, Movie: The Movie, Handsome Men's Club, Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective and music videos like "I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum" and a Blurred Lines parody with Robin Thicke, Pharrell, Jimmy and his security guard Guillermo.
    Now in its seventeenth season, Kimmel's guests have included: Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, Halle Berry, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston, Will Ferrell, Katy Perry, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, George Clooney, Larry David, Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg, Kobe Bryant, Steve Carell, Hugh Jackman, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Bridges, Jennifer Garner, Ryan Gosling, Bryan Cranston, Jamie Foxx, Amy Poehler, Ben Affleck, Robert Downey Jr., Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah, and unfortunately Matt Damon.
    Jake Byrd at the Flat Earth Conference
    • Jake Byrd at the Flat ...
  • บันเทิง

ความคิดเห็น • 8K

  • @TheRumbles13
    @TheRumbles13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2650

    Its funny, until you realize they can vote

    • @TheRumbles13
      @TheRumbles13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @Just Riss aaaand I suppose you think there's less idiots on the Democrat side?
      Thats the problem. Theres idiots everywhere

    • @michaelz6870
      @michaelz6870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@TheRumbles13 Right, the libitards and Rtards both have their share (however, the R'tards do have more).

    • @TheRumbles13
      @TheRumbles13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@michaelz6870 depends on your perspective.

    • @TheRumbles13
      @TheRumbles13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michaelz6870 population wise? Libtards have it made. At least in Canada

    • @arnise77
      @arnise77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wow it all make cents, like two of them

  • @seanmcseanson
    @seanmcseanson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2488

    I love that they think he’s crashing their interview but he’s the only reason why the camera is even there 🤣

    • @santosic
      @santosic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I really hope they later realized that even the camera/interview was fake LOL.

    • @theatheistbrony9332
      @theatheistbrony9332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      The only thing that made me laugh is that this guy's parody is way more coherent than most flat earth arguments.

    • @captainbofa1854
      @captainbofa1854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@theatheistbrony9332 True

    • @kenea3226
      @kenea3226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thats my favorite part as well.

    • @tonysolar284
      @tonysolar284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@santosic They found out after the segment aired.

  • @tnebgirl
    @tnebgirl ปีที่แล้ว +263

    That guy is the definition of epic...he committed to the madness 1,000%. I love it

  • @mrbiggs36
    @mrbiggs36 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    "He's trying to make us seem stupid". Nah you're doing a great job of that all on your own!

    • @titusdaniel
      @titusdaniel ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That guy was pissed about the dogs question, but Jake actually brought up a good point. How thick is the earth, in their models? I don't care enough to look into it, but how do they explain gravity, polar magnetism, GPS, tides, etc?

    • @insectwarfare8681
      @insectwarfare8681 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@titusdaniel They don’t have explanations for any of that. They dismiss all science as misinformation and the main speaker of the event even said “if science can’t go further than this then we don’t have to either”. They have no way to explain any of the nonsense they believe so they just denounce science as a whole because it proves how blatantly stupid they all are.

    • @paulybeefs8588
      @paulybeefs8588 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@titusdaniel Trust me buddy, you don't want to get into it. For every question you might have, there's half an answer that will leave you with 10 more questions. You're better off digging a hole in the ground and seeing how deep you can go.

    • @Tangerine47
      @Tangerine47 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @titusdaniel it’s like Minecraft. You dig down to level -60 or so, then you hit bedrock and that’s it.

    • @swgame2511
      @swgame2511 ปีที่แล้ว

      And that's the point😅🤣😂

  • @msimpson9455
    @msimpson9455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +931

    I love how everything came full circle back to Earth, Wind and Fire.

    • @ThomasJHorrego
      @ThomasJHorrego 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      very very clever! great job, jake!

    • @Jason918114
      @Jason918114 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As it always does.

    • @otisgt
      @otisgt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Full circle not full sphere. Therefore the earth is flat.

    • @aro3275
      @aro3275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Except friday the 13th is jason. Not freddy.

    • @billkeithchannel
      @billkeithchannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@aro3275 Yeah, the flat earther had it right and the Kimmel troll was wrong. Go figure.

  • @AussieTVMusic
    @AussieTVMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

    "Stop acting like I'm stupid" -
    "I'm not acting"

  • @janettorres8738
    @janettorres8738 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    WHY don't we have more of Jake Byrd??? This guy is HILARIOUS!!!

    • @earthsucks9555
      @earthsucks9555 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Watch Windy City Heat the movie

    • @lprofessor9948
      @lprofessor9948 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Great great comedy for a change. Go BYRD GO more more truth to truth

  • @VeritasGames
    @VeritasGames 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    That is, hands down, the most incredible acting I've ever seen. He NAILS the frantic lack-of-self-awareness whack job schtick flawlessly, while under pressure, improvving, instantaneously. I'm speechless. I want an entire series with this guy!

  • @k4w4iilover
    @k4w4iilover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    “We’ve been called everything; morons, illiterates, paint drinkers, clear evidence that there’s a broken foster system, *fetal alcohol syndrome boys choir* ” I’m cackling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @badmandansanchez1823
      @badmandansanchez1823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Did you have a head injury too?😂😂😂

    • @Dr-Curious
      @Dr-Curious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@MightyDamion
      Th problem is, your inability to understand doesn't make an argument. It doesn't make you smart and it CERTAINLY doesn't make you a "questioner in search of truth".
      You asked your question because you IGNORE answers that you don't like. That's all.
      And that isn't courageous or noble.
      It doesn't prove that the things that upset you don't exist - nor that you are interesting for having special knowledge.
      See, people ask questions when they DON'T have knowledge. Why wouldANYONE build a belief system on not having answers?
      Gravitation's action is proportional to distance and mass.
      It's THAT simple.
      Can you understand the implications of that or do you need more, or do you want to run away screaming about freemasons?

    • @dang223434
      @dang223434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@badmandansanchez1823 😕"not yet" lol

    • @rockydee7499
      @rockydee7499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@MightyDamion i have never seen a flatard engineer. why? because yall cant to the math

    • @zaynab2085
      @zaynab2085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      E. S LMBO

  • @wiezewee
    @wiezewee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2140

    This whole thing and his commitment to this bit was masterful.

    • @ThomasJHorrego
      @ThomasJHorrego 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      masterful is a perfect word!

    • @abrahamcb
      @abrahamcb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All of his bits

    • @SkemeKOS
      @SkemeKOS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yup. A perfect example of how desperate and retarded globers are.

    • @TheFizzyGenie
      @TheFizzyGenie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@SkemeKOS found the flatty!

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      When he committed so hard he convinced another man that Freddy Kruger was from Friday the 13th

  • @dave3197
    @dave3197 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    My heart sank when I spotted a few kids in the audience at the 5:28 mark. I didn't have the best childhood, my parents made a lot of mistakes, but at least they never took me to a Flat Earth Conference. Holy moly.

    • @diddsdaddiddsdad6865
      @diddsdaddiddsdad6865 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah but did they take you to church 🤔

    • @AGENTOFDARWIN
      @AGENTOFDARWIN ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@diddsdaddiddsdad6865 nioce..

    • @deusvult8251
      @deusvult8251 ปีที่แล้ว

      they are not kids, they are not children of Satan you disgusting moron LIKE YOU... they are Little Children and its none of your business, the fact you exist makes my heart sink

    • @dave3197
      @dave3197 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deusvult8251 Lol, you remind me of the mother character in the Stephen King novel "Carrie" except you seem less stable.

    • @deusvult8251
      @deusvult8251 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dave3197 Im not suprised you read the books of a wicked devil like that Lucifarian!!, no wonder you are messed up and unholy

  • @xiaowei1
    @xiaowei1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    @5:50 "Quick question - How can i talk to my kids about the Earth being flat when I can't legally talk to my kids?" Absolute gold!
    That guy had me in stitches.

  • @aval3487
    @aval3487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1911

    “If science can’t go further than this, we don’t have to either” lmao😂

    • @rockon795
      @rockon795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      While we are discovering planets that can support human life, they debate if Earth is flat...

    • @A_M_Bobb
      @A_M_Bobb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But...it does?

    • @jaqnjc1101
      @jaqnjc1101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Science knows more about space than the planet we live on

    • @A_M_Bobb
      @A_M_Bobb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Goodluck Jonathan No they don’t. Space is so much bigger than Earth. Also, Fun Fact, Earth is IN space.

    • @thenostalgiabusiness
      @thenostalgiabusiness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      That attitude is pretty indicative of the problem. “Science” isn’t some organization to align yourself against; it’s just a methodology, a way of discovering and verifying knowledge. To proudly state that knowledge is your enemy is gloriously stupid.

  • @ProdbyJason
    @ProdbyJason 4 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    “How am I supposed to tell my kids the earth is flat when I can’t legally talk to my kids”

    • @beccaangel7155
      @beccaangel7155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂 for reals, how he was like No, nooo! Go away😂

    • @agentj182
      @agentj182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No reason you shouldn't be able to talk to your kids in the first place...The smartest people in the room are always those that have broken their programming and realized the big lie...There is no curve, NASA cannot go to the moon, Water always finds its level, Gravity is a theory, not real...

    • @KL-lt8rc
      @KL-lt8rc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@agentj182
      You don't know what the words level or theory mean.

    • @julesdomes6064
      @julesdomes6064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Justa Wuurm - You are just a victim of a bizarre TH-cam scam, that's all.
      Denying simple facts does not make you superior. It just makes you look like an imbecile.

    • @agentj182
      @agentj182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@julesdomes6064 I dare you to name a simple "fact" that you think supports a round earth or landing on the moon...Its amazing how boomers love sticking to lies to make themselves feel better...

  • @markd390
    @markd390 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    OMG Jake Byrd rocks! That bit with the string of facts that begins and ends with Earth, Wind, and Fire was Epic!

  • @braindedpxl
    @braindedpxl ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “I got 3 flats on the way here, so that’s a sign!” That is the only opening joke I needed to know how the rest of this clip is going to go. 😂

  • @elisays3226
    @elisays3226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    "How can I tell my kids that earth is flat when I can't legally talk to my kids?" Lmmfao

    • @markh1434
      @markh1434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @White owk thanks Captain obvious

    • @markh1434
      @markh1434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @White owk A lot of idiots who believe there Earth is flat might. But for the rest of us who have at least a few brain sells it's obvious

    • @sideboob4276
      @sideboob4276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@markh1434 "brain sells", lol

    • @markh1434
      @markh1434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sideboob4276 lol thanks just noticed that.

    • @gerryp3628
      @gerryp3628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @White owk Jeeze did you figure that out on your own?

  • @laur-rose-kind2718
    @laur-rose-kind2718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    “Thank you for confronting NASA, Not Always Telling Truths” had me rolling 😂😂😂

    • @lionlight777
      @lionlight777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The look on the guy's face was priceless..

    • @karaitejudaism8618
      @karaitejudaism8618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You CANNOT have (Gas Pressure) without a CONTAINER (Dome) ...an Open System Next to a VACUUM is NOT SCIENCE - SPACE IS FAKE...Come see my TH-cam Channel

    • @danlebich
      @danlebich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr I almost died laughing

    • @karaitejudaism8618
      @karaitejudaism8618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danlebich I'm laughing at all the Globe defenders
      ...You cant have an open system 🌎 next to a VACUUM ...NO GAS PRESSURE WITHOUT A CONTAINER! PERIOD...THE GLOBE IS FAKE

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Karaite, it is called atmosphere.

  • @lr6884
    @lr6884 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The look on the speaker's face when Jake says that NASA is an acronym for "Not Always Telling Truths" is priceless.

  • @darkhoursofday6250
    @darkhoursofday6250 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    This dude is the best troll in the universe.

    • @jlobiafra
      @jlobiafra ปีที่แล้ว

      Not even close. Sacha baron Cohen is

  • @wesbrumbaugh7121
    @wesbrumbaugh7121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +929

    Everyone at the conference is exceedingly round

    • @debbiedoodiedandi
      @debbiedoodiedandi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @whiteowl4097
      @whiteowl4097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      They are also exceedingly stupid.

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Round, yes. Spherical even. And they have no bottom.

    • @I21oIoIl3
      @I21oIoIl3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How Ironic...

    • @calm_compost
      @calm_compost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @ty22guy
    @ty22guy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    "How do I talk to my kids about flat earth if I can't legally talk to my kids?" That's gold baby, GOLD.

    • @lukerichardson2404
      @lukerichardson2404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      GOLD Jerry! GOLD!

    • @joshuakulkarni7437
      @joshuakulkarni7437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Dragon82657 nothing just a joke. ( he cant talk to his kids about the flat earth, cus he has a restraining order against him thus he cant speak to them anyways. thats meant to be the funny part) Niche humour, if you get it you get it

  • @eschwarz1003
    @eschwarz1003 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Im surprised there aren't more people crashing in like this out of curiosity and comedic material

    • @scottd7222
      @scottd7222 ปีที่แล้ว

      what's so funny about knowing you have been lied to about where you live?

    • @thatonefonz
      @thatonefonz ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@scottd7222 Uh oh, we've got a live one.

    • @scottd7222
      @scottd7222 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thatonefonz a critical thinker is rare these days I know. You think you are spinning on a ball with people and water stuck to it as it spins and orbits at hundreds of thousands of miles per hour through An infinite vacuum with no barrier. Cool story bro.

    • @hulmad
      @hulmad ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Barrier is called the atmosphere. Sorry the education system failed you bud

    • @billyboycinci
      @billyboycinci ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@scottd7222 "critical thinker".. that's rich.

  • @johnktejik9847
    @johnktejik9847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    That monologue about Earth Wind and Fire was amazing. Monty python level of genius

    • @aineomalley6431
      @aineomalley6431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Harry Potter Satan lived in a flat in September- illuminati-earth wind and fire 😂😂😂👍🌎

    • @theworkethic
      @theworkethic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It pretty much explains their level of reasoning. It was hilarious.

    • @GrandmasterBBC
      @GrandmasterBBC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ni!

    • @petyrkowalski9887
      @petyrkowalski9887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It all made total sense to a conspiracy theorist… probably

    • @nineblessednineadorednined9214
      @nineblessednineadorednined9214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm not exaggerating: I almost died. I haven't laughed this hard in many, many, many years.

  • @bobzombie2710
    @bobzombie2710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    " if science can't go further than this, we don't have to either..." Did he actually say that?? 😂😂😂

    • @fatcatpeople
      @fatcatpeople 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol he's wrong, but makes a point. Why throw a punch if someone won't punch back. Easiest way to get out of a fight and that's what he did. Took the easy road. Why show proof. Lol funny as he'll. I love this nonsense.

    • @minnesotaflats
      @minnesotaflats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The burden of proof is on the one making the claim. Flat Earth isn’t an assertion, it’s an observation. The claim that the earth is an oblate space pear which spins at 1,000 mph however...that’s on the globeheads to prove.

    • @TripleIProductions
      @TripleIProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@minnesotaflats wow, are you a real flat-earther?

    • @fatcatpeople
      @fatcatpeople 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@minnesotaflats but they will just turn away from what they give them as evidence and say the math is wrong. Now if you say something is wrong give me the right answer please. What next after that.

    • @minnesotaflats
      @minnesotaflats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Triple I we’re all flat earthers, most of us are just too programmed to realize it.

  • @rotcod2886
    @rotcod2886 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    How can I talk to my kids about Flat Earth when I can't legally talk to my kids?

  • @onlyme9254
    @onlyme9254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    "surely the second pee is more sterile than the first!" man next to him thinking 🤔he's got a point! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @syedhasanmohiuddin827
      @syedhasanmohiuddin827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🤣🤣🤣 While watching that bit , I took a look at that man's face and lost it right away !!

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Urine is the second most antiseptic body fluid, but drinking it puts so much salt back in your body it wreaks havoc on your kidneys.

    • @teo5836
      @teo5836 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chunkboi neeeat.

    • @travismailsa1
      @travismailsa1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I saw that hey, lol, blew his flat mind

    • @Cod4Wii
      @Cod4Wii 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the look on his face tho!

  • @joshwilson1759
    @joshwilson1759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    This was the best trolling of flat earthers I've ever seen. He played the part so well.

    • @M0UNTAINEER
      @M0UNTAINEER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      funny thing is they knew he would be there, just because their views are different doesnt mean theyre not smart

    • @jamesw9971
      @jamesw9971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You’re gonna find it hard to cope when you see the truth. Search how engineers use water as a tool to get a perfect level...

    • @Richmetal05
      @Richmetal05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@M0UNTAINEER uh, yes it does. You can't be smart and think the Earth is flat. Specially when the evidence is right there, all you need to do is look at our beautiful Moon and stars and realize. If you can't understand how looking at the Moon is evidence the Earth is round then you're not smart.

    • @M0UNTAINEER
      @M0UNTAINEER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dude really, if you see the moon on a super clear night it looks like a light (as described in the bible). Never has anyone here on earth reflected light off of dirt to create such light. theres no REAL pictures of anything, that doesnt strike you as odd, come on

    • @Magnum-Farce
      @Magnum-Farce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@M0UNTAINEER
      The moon's surface has been spectroscope analysed for decades and is exactly consistent with sunlight reflected from rock.
      There's no weather up there, so when the moon developed it was covered in fine, hard edged particulates smashed out of its surface by meteorites. They act much like reflective materials. You also are missing a GAPING fact. light sources dont have vast shadows on them. Next time you see the moon in the sunlit day, pick up any small ball and hold it in the sun. You'll see the shadow position on that ball will NEVER be different to the one on the moon.
      This is all rudimentary logic.
      "theres no REAL pictures of anything,"
      But you can't falsify the images using any evidence. The best you get from a conspir at@rd, is "You must be blind, its self evident" because they don't even know appealing to self evidence is a fallacy.
      "that doesnt strike you as odd, come on"
      Whats always odd, is seeing people with zero astronomical experience deciding they understand ideas they have no knowledge of, and deciding to lecture about them.

  • @laythadrian5705
    @laythadrian5705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The fact that Mark took the dead dog question seriously just goes to show what type of people attend these things

  • @akmoss3092
    @akmoss3092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    "do you have a head injury too?" 😂😂😂

    • @schmivig
      @schmivig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "No, not yet" The perfect response.

    • @titooyus6788
      @titooyus6788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I believe you had, you are here right?

    • @titooyus6788
      @titooyus6788 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      AK Moss how does it feel, just asking🤔🤔

    • @akmoss3092
      @akmoss3092 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@titooyus6788 you should know. Just saying

    • @titooyus6788
      @titooyus6788 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@akmoss3092 thought you had it first, hhmm

  • @joshbee5901
    @joshbee5901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    “ how can I talk to my kids about the earth being flat if I legally can’t talk to my kids “🤣🤣

  • @NoTimeForLies
    @NoTimeForLies ปีที่แล้ว +27

    That was both hilarious and insane. Jake Byrd, you are a national treasure! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @glenn6583
      @glenn6583 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, and he is a gift from our creator too!

  • @TheCosmicFreeway
    @TheCosmicFreeway ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Andrew Callaghan low key chillin in the background....

    • @hannahwalker3958
      @hannahwalker3958 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was wondering if anyone noticed he was there 😂

  • @wizardsuth
    @wizardsuth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    The best part is Mark Sargent trying to keep Jake out of the shot because he's in the middle of an interview, without ever realizing that the people conducting the interview came with Jake to cover him.

    • @LosAngelesWeedSmoker
      @LosAngelesWeedSmoker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Omg I'm doing an interview with your people. 😂

    • @FlatEarthReset
      @FlatEarthReset 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mark, Robbie and Rick hummer knew what was going on..... They knew he was part of the skit thats why Rick Hummer was wearing his nasa jacket for his role.... Rick Hummer is a on air PBS media personality... You are easily fooled....

    • @True_Christian
      @True_Christian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No, actually the best part, Wizard Suth, is when yourself and your fellow 137 ignoramuses (that number is as of the time of me writing this comment) believed that Mark Sargent is actually a flat earther who represents us --- even though we actually despise & renounce him, and he's an actor, fictional character, and controlled opposition agent whose main purpose is to make FE look stupid - *just like* Jake Byrd.

    • @FlatEarthReset
      @FlatEarthReset 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@True_Christian LOL sup amazing you found a post i commented on. Why isnt RV, Mark, Robbie, Rick and the others on here defending FE since this is such a great thing for FE..... I was going to do a video on it today but had a terrible nights sleep.. This sleep apnea isnt fun even with a machine to help you breath at night...

    • @True_Christian
      @True_Christian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FlatEarthReset Great to see you here. I hope you feel better soon. Looking forward to the video when you are able to get it up. I'm sure it will be amazing as always.

  • @jalight27
    @jalight27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    "You're trying to make us look stupid."
    No sirs, you are all doing that allll by yourselves 😂

    • @spooky2k10
      @spooky2k10 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Señor Ham you look stupid because you don’t understand simple science

    • @guacamole6213
      @guacamole6213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@spooky2k10 mhhh dont tell me you think the earth is flat,its only a comedy show pls

    • @carlfrups948
      @carlfrups948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@spooky2k10
      Everyone can conduct a 30 minute practical and repeatable experiment, using empirical and testable data to disprove a flat earth. Why are you so scared of reality?

    • @dreia2405
      @dreia2405 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😅

    • @coreycunninghammusic
      @coreycunninghammusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carlfrups948 since when does simple science, or any science, prove the earth is flat?

  • @Liberal_US_Army_Vet
    @Liberal_US_Army_Vet ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Jack Byrd is hilarious, it baffles me the fact that he can stay in character without cracking up

  • @DanielleBaylor
    @DanielleBaylor ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Oh my gosh, I love that a few of them realize they've been outcrazied 😂

  • @biggdogg1975
    @biggdogg1975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    “If you eat too many eggs it will turn you into a Jewish”
    What a line

    • @frankscott1708
      @frankscott1708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      listened to it 10 times LOL!

    • @benbernanke2
      @benbernanke2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And how is that ok to say on tv? Where is the mob?

    • @tarrynlea
      @tarrynlea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@benbernanke2 Because playing a character who's a bigot is not the same as actually being a bigot, Ben. Ever watched a film?

    • @dogwaffles
      @dogwaffles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tarrynlea I immediately had a borat flashback with how hard that made me laugh.

    • @vernonzehr
      @vernonzehr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@benbernanke2 And did you see the racist homophobe who was asked to give a talk at the conference? He was so bad other flat earthers complained to the organizer. He had to give a public apology on stage. This guy from Kimmel show wasn't even remotely as bad as the racist loon that was a legitimate flat earther claiming to represent flat earth AND Christians of all things. The really sad part was that people in the audience were applauding and cheering some of his worst jokes.

  • @mrblonde432
    @mrblonde432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    This is weapon's grade trolling right here.
    "We are tired of the scientism lies, o.k. The lies that the earth is round and my pink eye is contagious."

  • @leonidlemburg1148
    @leonidlemburg1148 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Go to settings" has to be the best comment ever 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @catjudo1
    @catjudo1 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm in the Roundie camp but I love that "Flat Outta Hell" shirt Jake is wearing.

    • @jaimemartin6704
      @jaimemartin6704 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want one of them flat earth clocks...

  • @sunside79334
    @sunside79334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    its both hilarious and disturbing how well he blends in.

    • @journeygang149
      @journeygang149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ferze001 earth is flat. Globe is a paid for lie. Haven’t you ever researched the power of elite groups in history such as freemasons and secretive societys?!?! They literally put this stuff in writing and yet everyone is deceived.

    • @julesdomes6064
      @julesdomes6064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@journeygang149 - You would obviously blend in perfectly as well.

    • @barnabyaprobert5159
      @barnabyaprobert5159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He should go to a Trump "Love Me!" rally. He'd blend in beautifully.

    • @StundieAward
      @StundieAward 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@journeygang149 where in the bible, Genesis specifically, does it say it's flat? Since that's when earth was created.

    • @journeygang149
      @journeygang149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It says its Geocentric in genesis and not heliocentric. Doesn’t mention space or us on a moving planet once. Just says earth is dry land and water is the oceans

  • @edforest6344
    @edforest6344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    “You can’t eat too many eggs or you’ll become a Jewish” omg lol

    • @ThomasJHorrego
      @ThomasJHorrego 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i was cryin.

    • @musicfan789
      @musicfan789 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is funny here?

    • @edforest6344
      @edforest6344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      MusicFan the statement isn’t funny it is the lunacy behind what it asserts and how many people there would actually believe it. Is it that hard to see that I have to draw you a picture?

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I am “a Jewish” (princess), and I eat a lot of eggs - salad on rye! ALL TRUE! 🌏🌎

    • @MADKIDD623BHN
      @MADKIDD623BHN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i died. ...!!!

  • @edwardreilly9098
    @edwardreilly9098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Go to ‘settings’…”. Pure genius.

  • @marty.mcflux
    @marty.mcflux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Google earth should have a flat earth mode on april's fool day

  • @TheInstitution
    @TheInstitution 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    ''The flat Earth society has members all around the globe.'' ⚡

    • @muhammadsmith5792
      @muhammadsmith5792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Every flat earth "official" website and social media page spread false information about what flat earthers believe

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's a touchstone joke.

    • @titooyus6788
      @titooyus6788 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow you people are so interested you come along...

    • @akmoss3092
      @akmoss3092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@titooyus6788 you don't make sense flat brain

    • @titooyus6788
      @titooyus6788 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@akmoss3092 did that come from your flat brain too....

  • @JanMichael-Vincent
    @JanMichael-Vincent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    “Am i just dropping a garbage of dogs into outer space?”
    Incredible

    • @petepistachio8229
      @petepistachio8229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To not risk this from happening, wouldn’t you just cremate them on your BBQ grill?

    • @carnyzack
      @carnyzack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OH, YOU’VE NEVER BURIED A DOG BEFORE, SCOTT?

    • @tripwire4727
      @tripwire4727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We need more jan freakin Micheal Vincents!!

    • @willrothfuss8470
      @willrothfuss8470 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I died a little.

  • @Nanorox
    @Nanorox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The seriousness when he said: "Long live Flat Earth" 🌎 😄🤣😂

  • @WarRior-rn4kb
    @WarRior-rn4kb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    i love his type of comedy. make something so crazy even the crazy people think he's crazy. I love it.

  • @stark_313
    @stark_313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    I don't know man,
    He made some solid points when he was talking about the record

    • @carlj7466
      @carlj7466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      His moms sex friend was over so it makes sense

    • @cgrdreamer
      @cgrdreamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think it was one of the best and most solid arguments I have heard in my life. At least concerning this matter.

    • @calsarchandler6851
      @calsarchandler6851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I never knew that the “Satanist” Harry Potter lives in a flat in London. I’ve learned so much today!

  • @pocketsizeforyourtravelcon3325
    @pocketsizeforyourtravelcon3325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "How can I talk to my kids about flat earth when I can't legally talk to my kids?" LOL

  • @dreia2405
    @dreia2405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Jake is hilarious, one of the best trollers ever

  • @sarahherbert85
    @sarahherbert85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This had me laughing so hard, I am literally on the floor crying 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you!

  • @David45183
    @David45183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    6:36 you can see All Gas No Brakes in the background, glad there were a few funny guys there to report on this 😂

    • @NimbleBard48
      @NimbleBard48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh wow, nice catch! :D

    • @Totone56
      @Totone56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I was looking for this comment, i saw him straight away :D

    • @Vinlyguyx420x
      @Vinlyguyx420x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Flat Gang!

    • @ec5838
      @ec5838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Vinlyguyx420x Yea! Flat Gang baby. Its flat! XD

    • @TheMarcnaundorf
      @TheMarcnaundorf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He uses jakes car in the intro for his video haha

  • @WoeBringer1195
    @WoeBringer1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "NASA Which we all know really stands for Not Always Telling Truths!"
    Lmfaoooooo!!! I died on that..

    • @SoulJourneyMagics
      @SoulJourneyMagics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had to literally stop the video I was laughing so hard! 😂

    • @ansh6370
      @ansh6370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NATT is my favourite space agency. NASA? Never heard of it.

    • @HasnainSyed
      @HasnainSyed 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was crying with laughter. This guy is soooo sharp!!!

    • @BenYork-UBY
      @BenYork-UBY 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love Marks reaction. He be like "wait....what did he just say?"

  • @vedadalsette1453
    @vedadalsette1453 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jake Byrd is a flat-out genius!

  • @josephgibbons1631
    @josephgibbons1631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    I’ll bet that those attending used their GPS to get there.

    • @eSelle88
      @eSelle88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lol! So true!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jrod1575
      @jrod1575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What does GPS stand for🤔

    • @dldeanlong77
      @dldeanlong77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      satellites don't exist.

    • @neinbruderja7519
      @neinbruderja7519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@dldeanlong77 so magic navigates you. I think it should be punished not to believe in science by not letting people use anything science gifted us with so far. No medicine, no car, no computers smartphones no electricity NUTHING just you guys and your book. See how God will help you there, piece.

    • @seaislevel7233
      @seaislevel7233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes what you refer to as GPS is the same old loran system , just updated and upgraded land based towers. Of you don't know this then you ignorantly have not done much research and have no right to speak on such matters.

  • @sonniemcstay7344
    @sonniemcstay7344 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Jake is a national treasure!

  • @rickc2102
    @rickc2102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    "My mom's sex friend Randall"
    One of the best strings of words I've ever heard, the "cellar door" of awkward non sequuntur.

    • @loganstover5094
      @loganstover5094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "And where is my moms sex friend Randall now?... I think in Fort Lauderdale"
      I lost it... haha

    • @vicariouschism86
      @vicariouschism86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Non sequitur

    • @beccaangel7155
      @beccaangel7155 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂💀

    • @evansolomon169
      @evansolomon169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fetal alcohol syndrome boys choir.

    • @ZobethC
      @ZobethC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don’t forget to add the second best part of that line “....after I fell and hit my head on the mini fridge” 😂. I swear I never thought I would witness in my lifetime another comedian as quick and manic on his feet as a Robin Williams was. Jake is giving Robin a run for his money.

  • @anne8511
    @anne8511 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jake Byrd has balls! He is so funny. I would love to see him and Jordan Klepper do something together. My dream team.

  • @comradewolf4901
    @comradewolf4901 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Imagine being able to get paid to mess with these people?? OMG

  • @Ken.-
    @Ken.- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    The crazies don't want the crazies at their crazy convention.

    • @themodsify
      @themodsify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Comicon is cool though right?

    • @Name-ev8pr
      @Name-ev8pr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@themodsify They know they're playing pretend. Flat earthers don't.

    • @PervertedThang
      @PervertedThang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Richk lowell Nice trolling, bro.

    • @MilesStoner
      @MilesStoner 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Couldn't of put it any better

    • @julesdomes6064
      @julesdomes6064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Richk lowell - Of course. It's the rest of the world that are deluded. Always a popular theory in the loony bin.

  • @irongiant775
    @irongiant775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "Like you never buried a dog before." DEAD.
    Also, I need Jake's shirt.

  • @Fubeman
    @Fubeman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "How can I talk to my kids about the earth being flat when i can't legally talk to my kids?" Jake is a god!!

  • @brcarter1111
    @brcarter1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "'Think of how stupid the average person is, then realize half of them are stupider than that."
    ~ George Carlin

  • @sebasrojas00
    @sebasrojas00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "... and who's the bad guy in Friday The 13th?"
    "Jason?"
    "No, Freddy."
    LMFAO 😂😂😂

    • @Gitsandshiggles1113
      @Gitsandshiggles1113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Even tho it is in fact Jason

    • @yamesbirdproductions8748
      @yamesbirdproductions8748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Everyone knows Jason’s mother is the original killer

    • @teo5836
      @teo5836 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yamesbird productions exactly.

    • @chapterjason
      @chapterjason 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly.

    • @KevinMorales-do5on
      @KevinMorales-do5on 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yamesbirdproductions8748 And his mother's name is Freddy 🤯

  • @peach495
    @peach495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    I've always wanted to attend a flat earth conference. So for once I could be the smartest person in the room.

    • @peter12246
      @peter12246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Freewheelin' Franklin 😂

    • @orangexylem
      @orangexylem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Idk I'm sure there are a couple sociopaths there pretending so they can find some imbeciles to do their work for them.

    • @peiling826
      @peiling826 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

    • @Sanxioned1
      @Sanxioned1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@orangexylem Oh for sure. A co-worker of mind once admitted to me that he has a side gig where he prints flat earth shirts and logos with neat diagrams and such on them. Sells them for like 40 bucks a pop, costs him maybe like 4 dollars to make a shirt? People at these conferences will buy em no problem. Same guy went to the anti-vax trucker thing in Ottawa, sold 1200 dollars of anti vax shirts.
      Plenty of people there know better but also need to make a quick buck.

    • @repent.sinner
      @repent.sinner 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You would be the dumbest.

  • @Imnotplayinganymore
    @Imnotplayinganymore ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I absolutely love his connect-the-dots rants. Spot-on baby!

  • @llandy123
    @llandy123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You're trying to make the movement seem stupid".. He really doesn't have to do anything for that.

  • @galahadgarza6905
    @galahadgarza6905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    “Oh you’ve never buried a dog, Scott!” That one phrase put this segment over the top.

  • @AyeCarumba221
    @AyeCarumba221 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    How the hell does Jake remember these monologues? Incredible.

  • @rizzo316
    @rizzo316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    OMG, who is this guy? He is friggin hilarious. The Earth, Wind and Fire part was genius!

  • @animalntelligence3170
    @animalntelligence3170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Controlled Opposition: "Like you've never buried a dog." No better fodder for comedy than fools who take themselves seriously.

  • @MrKarmapolice97
    @MrKarmapolice97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That Earth, Wind, and Fire thing was genius!!!

  • @gein2287
    @gein2287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "Controlled opposition... You're trying to make the movement seem stupid." Too late. Lol

  • @TheVivianable
    @TheVivianable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Is there any journalist awards we can give Jake?

    • @mnmp90
      @mnmp90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ngau Nguyen he’s awesome

    • @TheVivianable
      @TheVivianable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      = Sharp, on point while remain being hilarious

    • @deangulberry1876
      @deangulberry1876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Biggest turd award

    • @LYCANSS777
      @LYCANSS777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@deangulberry1876 Flat butt hurting?

    • @deangulberry1876
      @deangulberry1876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LYCANSS999 Jake Turd is so obnoxious and annoying that he makes the flat earthers look reasonable

  • @ievgengolskov1611
    @ievgengolskov1611 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    - Did you have a head injury too?
    - No, not yet
    😂😂😂

  • @fld9266
    @fld9266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And these stupid people can buy assault rifles ! Scary

  • @Romanceguru
    @Romanceguru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "Am I just dropping a garbage bag of dogs into outer space?" 🤣
    Definitely the best line! I love absurdist, satirical humor.

    • @meirbergstein4526
      @meirbergstein4526 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      laugh it up. jokes on you.

    • @danejurus69
      @danejurus69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@meirbergstein4526 Earth is round, moron. Get over it.

    • @Romanceguru
      @Romanceguru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Meir Bergstein It’s really not.

    • @syedhasanmohiuddin827
      @syedhasanmohiuddin827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This guy is phenomenal !! 🤣🤣🤣 First time watching him !

    • @irishlad4723
      @irishlad4723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Clifford D. Latham II we can measure seismic s and p waves through the earth, from one side to the other. The core is actually solid and has a liquid outer core around it. The iron heavy core Doesn't allow the p waves through. That is how we know there is a core
      :)

  • @fimspeeway
    @fimspeeway 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    This guy's trolling level is 'Sasha Baron Cohen'

    • @Name-ev8pr
      @Name-ev8pr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @Timothy Newitt sounds like he hurt you.

    • @donpettyandthespacefakers1798
      @donpettyandthespacefakers1798 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sasha baron cohen that’s who you came up with you need to get out more

    • @fimspeeway
      @fimspeeway 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@donpettyandthespacefakers1798 Ahh, the irony of using the TH-cam comments section to slander others for not having a life. At least I have used my time indoors to learn how to apply punctuation to make myself more coherent.

    • @donpettyandthespacefakers1798
      @donpettyandthespacefakers1798 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      fim speeway ...... what’s that matter if you don’t have a life lol so i don’t punctuate in the youtube comment section and i also do not believe the crazy idea that we live on a spinning water ball that would be impossible enjoy believing that nonsense and i’ll enjoy not putting comas and periods in my comments

    • @fimspeeway
      @fimspeeway 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@donpettyandthespacefakers1798 You're just trying to make the movement seem stupid!

  • @twocyclediesel1280
    @twocyclediesel1280 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This guy is amazing, absolute comic genius. He captured the conspiracy mindset perfectly.

  • @JonnoPlays
    @JonnoPlays ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If you ever want to prove a flat earther wrong just show them the Redbull high jump video here on TH-cam.

  • @Olddeadleadfoot
    @Olddeadleadfoot ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Only in Dallas would this happen. What a hell-hole. Thank you, Jake!
    🙂👍

  • @uhhhhNick
    @uhhhhNick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    “You’re trying to make the movement look stupid.” We don’t have to try buddy

    • @FeedYourMind2
      @FeedYourMind2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yet your the one who believes you are living on a ball flying through outer space.

    • @uhhhhNick
      @uhhhhNick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Found the flat earther

    • @SumoCumLoudly
      @SumoCumLoudly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mark sergeants job is to do that full time. Every single mainstream hit piece on flat earth you will find Mark sergeant front and center, including this one. I'd be very surprised if Mark wasn't aware of Jimmy kimmels film crew well in advance. He's a figure head for the type of people who watch Jimmy kimmel to point and laugh at, unaware that no serious globe doubters give him a shred of credit.

    • @dwb3150
      @dwb3150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Feed Your Mind 2 no we know we are on a planet orbiting the Sun not flying. Just because you couldn’t comprehend basic science doesn’t mean science is wrong only that you are.

    • @dwb3150
      @dwb3150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jovial Nonce lol serious globe doubter is a great oxymoron.

  • @juliana93399
    @juliana93399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    This is one of the best things i've ever seen. Jake is amazing.

    • @rcook2608
      @rcook2608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Juliana Discipio If that’s true, you have an extremely low standard of best things. Research flat earth globetard

    • @gamer24xSeven
      @gamer24xSeven 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And you're the best thing I've seen here... You're amazing

    • @theodore6548
      @theodore6548 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can he possibly be extemporizing? If so he's even more amazing. Utterly hilarious.

    • @joship2000
      @joship2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      R Cook is that Mara Sov in your profile pic? A character from Destiny, a video game where you spend half your tome orbiting spherical planets lol!

    • @MonsieurDrobot
      @MonsieurDrobot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Juliana Discipio Jake is awesome for helping expose the sci fi space ball delusion!!! That form of comedy is going to get people to eventually realize Earth is stationary!!!🥂

  • @TheRealMake-Make
    @TheRealMake-Make ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:33 is brilliant, the whole ramble!

  • @jsharps1000
    @jsharps1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really really hope that guy at 3:35 took a moment and thought about that encounter then looked at himself and thought what the hell am i doing here.

  • @Vizenzo187
    @Vizenzo187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "You want the organisation to look stupid..." As if they need help with that! 😂😂😂

    • @lightbeforethetunnel
      @lightbeforethetunnel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Society seems to think they need an awful lot of help. Have you ever, once, seen anything about Flat Earth on mainstream media that wasn't trying extremely hard to make it look stupid? Perhaps if you could provide just one example in which this isn't the case, maybe then you might have a point.

    • @willmangrum3686
      @willmangrum3686 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lightbeforethetunnel 🤷 Discworld.

    • @braesidebikes4344
      @braesidebikes4344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lightbeforethetunnel they don't need to try to make it look stupid. it just is. a friend of mine put effort into sneaking into a scientology building to mock their creepy brochures once. do his efforts mean scientology isn't already creepy?

    • @jekblom123
      @jekblom123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lightbeforethetunnel I was told by a flat earther that he thought the world was flat.
      And that was from his own mouth. I didn't need anything more to make it sound incredibly stupid and sad.

  • @iluvdobiesdotcom
    @iluvdobiesdotcom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    "Friday the 13th"
    "And who's the bad guy in Friday the 13? Freddy Kruger"
    Hahaha 🤣👌

    • @billkeithchannel
      @billkeithchannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Flat Earther had it correct and the Kimmel troll was wrong.

    • @tonedowne
      @tonedowne 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I don’t think you are really getting the whole shtick

    • @billkeithchannel
      @billkeithchannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tonedowne It was lame. Logan Paul's movie had moments that actually made me laugh. This was just sad and pathetic.

    • @bobzombie2710
      @bobzombie2710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@billkeithchannel OoOO yay! Finally one thing the flat-earthers got right... yay team...

    • @bobzombie2710
      @bobzombie2710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@billkeithchannel kinmel 'troll' was -wrong- trolling...

  • @SchatzieJR
    @SchatzieJR ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I remember when that doc. they put out proved the earth was round at the end.
    absolute gold!

    • @fododude
      @fododude ปีที่แล้ว

      Well ... a tortilla's round.

  • @FIDIOT-cringe
    @FIDIOT-cringe ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Why don't we see WAY MORE Jake Byrd? Why!!??!!

  • @andrewnyberg5726
    @andrewnyberg5726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    "You're just trying to make the movement look stupid."
    Sorry to break it to ya pal.....

    • @alfredoalcantar8691
      @alfredoalcantar8691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Andrew Nyberg because it is

    • @jbusa6630
      @jbusa6630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That ship has sailed

    • @Nyberg1283
      @Nyberg1283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@alfredoalcantar8691 um...that was the point...

    • @ericostrowski6855
      @ericostrowski6855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Can't make them look stupid they did DAMN good job on there own 😂

    • @sinnahj
      @sinnahj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Flat earth 💪

  • @jakobcase86
    @jakobcase86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “Thank you for confronting NASA which everybody knows means Not Always Telling Truths.” I literally fell out of my bed laughing at that line.

  • @dogman4100
    @dogman4100 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jake Byrd never disappoints. He is a rapid fire comic and a masterful troll.

  • @menswear2112
    @menswear2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    These people are the reason why it says « do not eat » on dishwashing liquid

  • @Penguinssss
    @Penguinssss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Best troll ever.

    • @shhwine
      @shhwine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He seriously is.

    • @majeedhd5767
      @majeedhd5767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@shhwine no he wasn't because he made it too obvious that he was a troll even they figured out that he's not actually a flat earther.

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If trolls were actually like that, I'd find them much more enjoyable.
      Is it odd that I just want to hug that guy?

    • @shhwine
      @shhwine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sindollx666x please watch all jake byrd material, so cringy. Love ministry.

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shhwine well this one i enjoyed

  • @19stalkern
    @19stalkern 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “Go to settings!”
    LMAO! That was funny AF!!

  • @devonlockwood1477
    @devonlockwood1477 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thean is absolutely brilliant! Perfect answers instantly 👌

  • @mcesarey
    @mcesarey ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This guy has a special talent...

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I dunno what Byrd just convinced me of.. but he's convinced me of something....
    Oh, yeah. That the human race is doomed. That was it.

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And that you can drink the pee when it comes out the second time. Its more sterile. 🤣

    • @NotRJ001
      @NotRJ001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This video shows me....maybe another World War is probably not that bad at all.

    • @Pistolsatsean
      @Pistolsatsean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NotRJ001 Hopefully Iran wins...

    • @NotRJ001
      @NotRJ001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Pistolsatsean nah just a large casualties but not win

    • @ansh6370
      @ansh6370 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pistolsatsean
      I'm gonna root for Iran if it agrees it'll only take trump and the flat earthers and leave everyone else alone.