Mercedes' Mishaps
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- #Mercedes #FireEmblemThreeHouses #ThreeHouses
Mercedes - Dorothy Elias-Fahn
Dimitri - Chris Hackney
Music Used:
From Fire Emblem: Three Houses Soundtrack:
*A Gentle Breeze
*God Shattering Star
*Life at Garreg Mach Monastery
Cooking with Zess T. - Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Outro Music:
Buoy Base Galaxy (soft remix) - Super Mario Galaxy
• New Outro Music - Buoy...
i almost thought dimitri was going to loose his eye there
EYE SEE what you did there ;)
Same
Talk about a “eye” scream, sorry, trope reference.
Same here
Likely would have been far far less painful than him using that super strength from his crest to pull it out himself....
Mercedes gasses the entirety of Garrag Mach trying to cook something that isn't a dessert.
More at 11.
Yay, favorite Blue Lions girl is here. Mercedes is so sweet it's practically impossible to hate her
Actually one of my friends say that they hate Mercedes because of her so calm voice
@@taylorlisowskimusic8063 :(( I think it's so cute and suits her well, and it shows she's quite soft spoken
Yeah!
@@sofiadavies5424 I know I don't think her voice is a bad thing
Strange I hate her because she's nice
1:38
Death Knight: “Sister...what have you done?”
I thought jeritza was her father?
idk though I haven't done CF route yet.
Overforest 119 if you don’t know why are you commenting?!?!
@@overforest1195 Jeritza is her younger brother.
@@totallynotafanficreader7850 where do we learn this, Paralogue or CF
@@alexanderharrison7421 I can't quite remember, but I think its said in their supports together in the CF route, and I believe (SPOILER FOR AM)
Mercedes mentions it when the death knight dies.
Everyone: WHO KEEPS PLACING YOU ON COOKING DUTY!?
CAPAE also everyone: ^places Mercie on cooking duty to recruit her^
@@Mute14_ This sounds like a good idea. She can bake right? This is just going on top of the oven...
Byleth: "Muahahahahaha"
@@CAPAE this is NOT how cooking works *explosion*
1:34 I just noticed Sylvain isn't shocked but rather amused, nice detail
Seems like emotional support isn't the only thing he gets from being with her
*Ingrid Smacks Sylvain*
Wait,YUCK Sylvain,why?!
And Felix looks downright offended and it kills me.
I thought Balthus would have been the winner for the Punch Machine. Looks like the King of Grappling has gotten rusty.
his score was incalculable due to him breaking the machine
More importantly, how do you figure Hilda won anything? And 225 squat record? Raph gotta work on the legs, and everyone else for that matter
JMagicd
...there was a one-minute time limit.
J Dawg 25o I suppose it could be a subtle reference to Hilda’s episode
JMagicd
Oh, I was making a joke to rationalize the 225 squats... meaning Raphael was doing roughly 3.8 squats a second, a mental image that makes me laugh.
The Physical Fitness Report is Gold
Looks like Ike has really gotten some good Basketball practice in. It must be thanks to that Path of Radiance x Space Jam crossover.
Ike just uses Aether to dunk
Balthus holding a Plank for 3 and a half hours is incredible
Dorothy Fahn voice is so calming and sweet.
She was a great choice for voicing Mercedes.
That explains why I love (platonically) two characters she voiced and like another.
0:24 she throws the sword at dimitri.... god shattering star starts playing Lol
*Physical Fitness Records*
Push-ups: _Raphael_ (145)
Sit-ups (1 min): _Raphael_ (103)
Pull-ups: _Hilda_ (32)
Plank: _Balthus_ (3h 45 mins)
Bench (10 reps): _Raphael_ (300 lbs)
Squat (10 reps): _Raphael_ (225 lbs)
Mile Run: _Byleth_ (4.59)
100m Swim: _Petra_ (0.53)
Punch Machine: _Catherine_ (139 pt.)
High Jump: _Byleth_ (10m)
Long Jump: _Byleth_ (7m)
Slam Dunk Contest: _Ike_ (10,000pt)
So.... Raphael is jacked, Hilda can pull, Byleth is Mario, and modern fitness equipment exists at Garreg Mach.
Also in case you're curious, based on my brief research, most of them don't break any world records (not counting Ike).
Petra does come very close to beating the Woman's Olympic 100m Swim record though, which is 52.70.
The only one I think is a real world record is Byleth's High Jump, as he crushes the current record, which is 2.45m.
As consolation though I do believe most of them, especially Raphael, are nearing Olympic standard lol
Needed more Felix
well, Petra would hold the women's world record until the 2000 olympics though
Byleth did have some Smash training, so it kinda makes sense.
Also Fodlan already has PCs, Minecraft, McDonalds playplaces, Uno and interactable dialogue boxes. I swear Three Houses takes place in modern times
I'm surprised Dimitri doesn't have any considering his strength-growths.
@@gabrielrussell5531 Never had the time. Too busy contemplating his own existence.
God Shattering Star over Dimitri barely dodging that sword throw... That is hysterical.
*WRYS TO THE TOP*
Hello
@@nintenbotgacha5517 owo
Ummm, that sword is not a kunai Mercedes...
Mercie is so sweet honestly, I've grown to like her a lot more over playing more and more three houses
How can nobody notice death knight except Constance
Cuz Constance and Jeritza are boning. Duh.
Drew Daniel Jeritza’s s support is the best one actually
Drew Daniel and Constance is part of DLC
She literally promised him a Rose Garden
So you're telling me there WASN'T any grip measurement that Dimitri could have won effortlessly?
Death Knight:"This place sucks, not enough death."
Mercedes:"I can fix that." *Starts cooking*
Can't wait till we see one of the 4 house leaders, especially timeskip Dimitri
0:55 HER FACE JUST CASUALLY SMILING WHILE THE ENTIRE DINING HALL IS FILLING WITH SMOKE LMAO
Mercedes: There, there Felix. Let big sister dote on you. 😊☀️🌈s
That Wrys poster is both motivational and beautiful.
Wasn't planning to like initially but the wrys to the top killed me. Well done good sir
0:37 I love how Ike is has the high score for slam dunk... AETHER!
Geekboy how did he get there tho
@@zwillscoopchannel9689 he air jordan’d all the way to fodlan
*Wrys to the top*
Soldier, you've learned well.
Ya know, blue lions was my first route and it didn't take me very long to realize that Mercedes is the blue lions mom
I honestly thought Mercedes would be a boring character. Glad I was proved wrong and she is now one of my top favorites, she’s such a goddamn gem.
1:35
Felix: DO NOT WANT!
Sylvain: DO WANT!
Ingrid: Don't know if want...
Hold up-
Hilda: “ugh, you’re making me work”
Proceeds to get a fitness record
0:29 🎵Yousa reach past the gooch.
Now reach that ass and grab!!!🎵
I can’t be the only one who heard that, right?
Mercedes is my 2nd favorite member of the Blue Lions. I just wanted to acknowledge how sweet & polite she is to other folks.
Ah, Mercedes. One of my favorite FE3H characters. Thank you for this.
Headcanon:
Dmitri and Mercedes' support line is the reason Dmitri gets Royal Lineage+ post-timeskip.
(Royal Lineage+ grants Dmitri 1.2 EXP gain and it grants him 20 AVO when at full health)
P.S. Yes. I also write Dimitri as Dmitri.
Lost my mind when I heard the Zess T cooking music!!!
I didn't know that Ike was studying at the academy
Yeah I noticed as well
Correspondence school. He does it all through messenger owl.
Rhea was apprehensive about him being on campus knowing he fights dragons
Damn, It would be great to get Marth, Roy, Ike, Robin, Lucina, Corrin and Chrom via Amiibo. To bad they only give one song to use during a normal fight
@@byronvonedmund I forgot who it was but someone made a vid on if certain fire emblem characters were in three houses with their own personal Skills, growths, and magic skills
Seriously, if Edelgard wanted to conquer Garrag Mach, all she had to do was use Hubert's stealth to get Mercedes assigned to permanent cooking duty without anyone noticing. Place would be bankrupt from the repair costs in a matter of weeks.
I was mostly expecting it to be about her love for ghosts while we have 3 characters who are afraid of them. This works better.
*sees Death Knight and Constance*
This does put a smile on my face.
Mercedes is looking like a dagger unit with how she threw that sword
Balthus Dialogues are so funny and Hapis interactions on Monastery are great! You should make them!
Nice, the paper mario cooking music fantastic!
Awww, big sis is here :D
Poor Dedue has to deal with way to much
I still cry when I remember how her timeskip design got rid of her beautiful flowing hair
Well, on the other hand, that hairstyle is the infamous "dead mother" hairstyle.
And she decides to show something else of beautiful.
Haha! Great work! Always love your 3H vids!
Hehehe! The look on Dimitri's face!
Quite surprised Hilda has the pull-ups record, but not squats
Thank you for doing a video on the ultimate big sis waifu😍. I replayed Azure Moon just so I could marry my precious Tsumugi, I Mercedes.
I'm guessing from your last poll that Yuri is next?
_Marry into the despair._
@@MidnightCapricorn2696 I shall give you dis pair
Theres something you're animations that make me nostalgic
Mercedes. This will be fun
Dimitri was about to get his eye patch early
Mercedes has a *very* powerful mommy vibe
This almost makes me want to make a swordmaster mercedes.
Omg! Paper Mario cooking theme! Bring back great memory.
I never understood that support with Ashe because she's one of the top cooks.
Also, #remasterThousandYearDoor
Shes the top *baker* .
She said so herself that she can't cook with spices as much because she doesn't like spicy foods. She's good at baking though.
Yeah, but she's got the up arrows for when you bring her to the kitchen.
Tbh i dont think ttyd needs a remaster the graphics have held up and also im afraid there'll be moaners if they give the game white outlines on characters
Drew Daniel probably because she *likes* cooking, doesn’t mean she’s good at it
Love the new outro!
Clever Death Battle reference with the rally poster lol
I like how you snuck Ike into the contest in the training grounds.
Cinnamon roll much :3
Mercedes confirmed to be a dagger unit
A Summer Mercedes alt?
Swinging Swords, Blowing up kitchens and... Crest babies?
I thought the game was bugged when it said she was good at cooking and then she set the pan on fire with that expression
heh
I find God Shattering Star fits better how you use it here than how Nintendo did.
Clearly an archer. Maybe even Nameless Archer style
So nostalgic hearing Zess-T's theme.
Just look at Dedue at 1:43!
D'aww~
Somehow Ike holds the record for the Slam Dunk contest. Now I’m imagining Ike just traveling through different worlds just fucking around
God-Shattering Star? In a Blue Lion house? clicked like button
The part where she threw the sword caught me off guard lmao
Oh gods, the Legendary Wrys
I lost it when god shattering star played
0:24 That face XDDDDDD
1:38 Mercedes: Lala~ Cooking is fun~
Annette: MERCIE STOP!! YOU'RE DESTROYING THE WHOLE KITCHEN!!!
Dedue: MERCEDES WHY ARE YOU BURNING THE WHOLE KITCHEN!!!
Constance: MERCEDES WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!
Jeritza: ...What... I don't remember my sister being a bad cook...
I look Dimitri face....😂
When she cooks, Ashe, Annette, Dedue, and Constance panicking except Death Knight.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Using swords as projectiles... Get on my level.”
-A certain edgy archer
Actually satan?
@@floricel_112 Yup. The Actually is important.
Mercedes is too innocent and pure for a war!
Everyone: JUST STOP F**KING COOKING!
1:38 I'm surprised no one passed out from the smoke and shock.
I died at God Shattering Star part 😂
Dimitri is scarred for life-
0:18 Pause right here. I can't believe Ike beat every 3H character in slam dunking.
He does have a Dwight Howard-esque Superman Cape
The one mishap she doesn’t have is baking
Slam Dunk- Ike. Heh.
Ike dunks for his friends 🏀
Dimitri lost his eye in training with Mercedes
I lost it when i heard god shattering star play!
1:40 I personally feel Jeritza unmasked would’ve been better placed here.
Mercedes in all cut scenes : :3
1:42 Well here’s another “This is fine” meme.
I loved the training daily poster. Why is Mercie on cooking duty!?
Byleth's long jump: 7m. Byleth's high jump: 10m. HOW?
Dimitri-Shattering Sword
Ike's score... *IT'S OVER 9000!*
Petra is an Olympic level swimmer. If that 53 seconds for the 100m freestyle is 53.00 seconds, she would have placed 4th in the 2016 Olympics. And if that 53 seconds is 53.99 seconds, then she would have placed 10th instead.
this is made me laugh so hard i almost choked on my spit lmao
1:38 OMG THE SCHOOL IS ON FIRE!😱
1:33 DAMN YOU MOSAIC CENSORSHIP!!!!!
1:38 Dedue: "YOU'RE COOKING IN A BURNT PAN, YOU ****ING DICK!!!"
Aw geez! Can somebody give this girl an instruction manual!
This is so good xD