7:26 Things that got done 1. Got husband out of the house 2. Got the kids out of the house 3. Got Dad to spend time with the kids 4. Got the kids to spend time with Dad 5. Got alone time for yourself 6. Reduced a source of temptation for the whole family And most importantly, 7. Reaffirmed a cat's role as The Center Of The Universe! The laundry can just wait.
I chose Happy Land to start my morning instead of reading current news. I am filled with positive energy and plan to spread a few smiles to those I might encounter today. Thank you Happy Land!
That was soooo wholesome, thank you! (note this comes from a repeatedly burnt out mom of three having a few hours to herself getting the chance to reminiscent how she ended up with her very dark humour 😅
Our four-year old went to get her favorite marker from her dry-erase/chalk art easel, which had been in the kitchen. However, I had moved the easel into the garage earlier in the day to make room for a party we had had. She stood in the kitchen, confused for a moment, then said, "I know where I put it, but I don't know where where I put it is."
3:46 When my brother was going to turn 5, he told our parents that he was going to become a "salad eater" on his birthday and only wanted to invite salad eaters to his party. They talked him into doing a veggie optional taco bar. Lo and behold, he did not become a salad eater overnight.
Yeah, it's pretty good. My bet is, the shorter, cuddlier duelist -- the challenger -- will lose by default, being unable to rise in time for her Date with Destiny.
My sister is grandma to Luke (8) & Alice (6). Whilst staying with them (& their parents of course!) she agreed to play Minecraft with Luke in the morning & My Little Pony with Alice in afternoon, both of them on the computer. Minecraft went...so-so but my sister struggled a bit with it. Then came M L P with Alice (!). My sister didn't realise the importance of bunnies & ponies etc and after a while, Alice turned to Gran & said (very seriously) "I don't think you're *quite ready* for this, are you Gran?" We think Alice *may* survive into adulthood...🙄
me, when a scary horror movie started on the TV: I think we’ll watch something else now. 7 year old: mum, it’s only a piece of drama, it’s not real you know Me: changes channel anyway
The hamster story! I never had children, but my wife wanted a hamster. Well, we ended up with 3 dwarf hamsters. The demon spawn one killed one of her sisters, bit off one of the other one's foot, then escaped. The room was cat-free, normally, but she could have gotten under the door to the rest of the house. Then there came a day when we had a doctor appointment and the smart cat got into the cat-free room with the escaped demon spawn hamster. I assured her that we would either come home to a dead cat or a dead hamster. Well, the cat wasn't dead. We also didn't find a dead hamster. A few days later the wife saw the hamster, grabbed it and tossed it into a cage before she bit her. I had hoped the smart cat had gotten the hamster, but I guess he was too smart for that!
What's wrong with a half-eaten chicken nugget in a cup of coffee? The kid never sneezed straight into his Dad's mouth or wiped his snotty nose all over his Dad's clothes? 😂 Never puked on his Dad? 😂😅😂
2:15 Though hilarious and cute on the kids part, why I'd the 'driving around the block several times' NOT including a sea seatbelt on the giggling luggage? 😅
I doubt the last one is real but it was funny anyway. I can picture daughter saying " dad, I can't go home with you because you didn't give me the password" !!!!
Don't be too sure. I know a pastor who was on a trip abroad with his young son, and the pastor's passport was in German, where he was born, and his son's was written in English. Some official questioned them because of the different languages. When the boy was asked if that was his father, he simply shrugged without saying anything. They were apparently detained for quite some time. If the father had never been to the ballet studio, I can see why they would have taken that precaution if they didn't recognize him. As a daycare worker, I know that if an unfamiliar person is scheduled to pickup, the management has to be notified, and the pickup person may have to bring a photo ID. You can't be too careful in this day and age.
7:26 Things that got done
1. Got husband out of the house
2. Got the kids out of the house
3. Got Dad to spend time with the kids
4. Got the kids to spend time with Dad
5. Got alone time for yourself
6. Reduced a source of temptation for the whole family
And most importantly,
7. Reaffirmed a cat's role as The Center Of The Universe!
The laundry can just wait.
I chose Happy Land to start my morning instead of reading current news. I am filled with positive energy and plan to spread a few smiles to those I might encounter today. Thank you Happy Land!
That was soooo wholesome, thank you! (note this comes from a repeatedly burnt out mom of three having a few hours to herself getting the chance to reminiscent how she ended up with her very dark humour 😅
Hiding allowance in missing shoes! Give that parent an award!
Our four-year old went to get her favorite marker from her dry-erase/chalk art easel, which had been in the kitchen. However, I had moved the easel into the garage earlier in the day to make room for a party we had had.
She stood in the kitchen, confused for a moment, then said, "I know where I put it, but I don't know where where I put it is."
"I don't have servants"
"Exactly "
Boom, done
These are all fantastic but I laughed the hardest at the identical twins calling each other ugly 🤣
3:46 When my brother was going to turn 5, he told our parents that he was going to become a "salad eater" on his birthday and only wanted to invite salad eaters to his party. They talked him into doing a veggie optional taco bar. Lo and behold, he did not become a salad eater overnight.
Thoroughly enjoyed this!
"How is the cheese situation?" Very important
Yeah, like if there's any at all in the house, that's too much. Foul stuff.....
@@christopherdean1326 You're very weird, did you know that?
4:16 my son said he had hot flashes and googled his symptoms ... menopause ...
.. ya well technically not wrong LMAO 😂😂😂🤣🙃
The duel one is worth a million.
Yeah, it's pretty good. My bet is, the shorter, cuddlier duelist -- the challenger -- will lose by default, being unable to rise in time for her Date with Destiny.
My sister is grandma to Luke (8) & Alice (6). Whilst staying with them (& their parents of course!) she agreed to play Minecraft with Luke in the morning & My Little Pony with Alice in afternoon, both of them on the computer.
Minecraft went...so-so but my sister struggled a bit with it. Then came M L P with Alice (!). My sister didn't realise the importance of bunnies & ponies etc and after a while, Alice turned to Gran & said (very seriously) "I don't think you're *quite ready* for this, are you Gran?"
We think Alice *may* survive into adulthood...🙄
me, when a scary horror movie started on the TV: I think we’ll watch something else now.
7 year old: mum, it’s only a piece of drama, it’s not real you know
Me: changes channel anyway
Knowing the cheese situation before going to the grocery store is an important life skill, tbh.
My coworker sews the bottoms of her daughters’ jeans closed if they leave them on the floor.
Wow, she has a lot of free time! 😅😅😅
So funny!
The hamster story! I never had children, but my wife wanted a hamster. Well, we ended up with 3 dwarf hamsters. The demon spawn one killed one of her sisters, bit off one of the other one's foot, then escaped. The room was cat-free, normally, but she could have gotten under the door to the rest of the house. Then there came a day when we had a doctor appointment and the smart cat got into the cat-free room with the escaped demon spawn hamster. I assured her that we would either come home to a dead cat or a dead hamster. Well, the cat wasn't dead. We also didn't find a dead hamster. A few days later the wife saw the hamster, grabbed it and tossed it into a cage before she bit her. I had hoped the smart cat had gotten the hamster, but I guess he was too smart for that!
Special Leaves=Salad! Mom win!
I would’ve drank that coffee and then eaten that chicken nugget.
4:16, Just a caution:
Don't be taking a sip of tea while reading this one.
I am completely scared of kids, but these stories, man they crack me up. 😂
What's wrong with a half-eaten chicken nugget in a cup of coffee? The kid never sneezed straight into his Dad's mouth or wiped his snotty nose all over his Dad's clothes? 😂 Never puked on his Dad? 😂😅😂
2:15
Though hilarious and cute on the kids part, why I'd the 'driving around the block several times' NOT including a sea seatbelt on the giggling luggage? 😅
11:47 😂
I doubt the last one is real but it was funny anyway. I can picture daughter saying " dad, I can't go home with you because you didn't give me the password" !!!!
Don't be too sure. I know a pastor who was on a trip abroad with his young son, and the pastor's passport was in German, where he was born, and his son's was written in English. Some official questioned them because of the different languages. When the boy was asked if that was his father, he simply shrugged without saying anything. They were apparently detained for quite some time.
If the father had never been to the ballet studio, I can see why they would have taken that precaution if they didn't recognize him. As a daycare worker, I know that if an unfamiliar person is scheduled to pickup, the management has to be notified, and the pickup person may have to bring a photo ID. You can't be too careful in this day and age.
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That pic of Denzel underneath. Chef kiss dear editor.
6:30 😮🤯😨😰
Many of these are clever but PLEASE stop inventing clever dialog for your 2 and 3 year old geniuses!
Well, the music is good.