An elderly nurse I knew that if asked to assist Male patients was told by the sister to produce some large forceps with serrated edges, after which the Male patient would suddenly realise he could wash himself after all!
A former friend of mine was on work experience in an old folks home when she was fifteen or sixteen. She told me there was an old man that she had to help get dressed whenever she was there who demanded that she tuck his vest into his underpants, and she did it. I would have bluntly refused to help the old pervert.
Having met Danny DeVito and his wife Rhea Pearlman while working at a theme park, I can tell you that they are indeed the antithesis of most of the characters they have portrayed. A thoroughly nice and polite couple who were quite friendly to all the workers. Their teenage (at the time) son was very polite as well.
9:41 To be fair to the marathon guy (Philippides), he didn't just run 26 miles, he did so after fighting an entire battle, which is an exhausting experience all on its own.
@ 7:11 :D Anyone remember the movie Groundhog Day with Bill Murray? I read a joke years ago where somebody suggested that a "remake" of Groundhog Day be widely and thoroughly advertised and when it hit theaters *everywhere* excited people would go and all they'd see would be a repeat of the exact same movie we saw back in 1993. LOL.....
9:46 Yeah, Phidippides died after running to Athens from Marathon, but he had first run from Athens to Sparta, from Sparta back to Athens, then from Athens to the battlefield at Marathon, then fought a battle before finally running back to Athens. Is it any wonder he died!
I clicked on the video thumbnail, and an ad started. It was about sending a care package to a depressed friend. The logo and font on the box looked a lot like that on a bottle of Southern Comfort. I thought damn, that's brilliant! 😂
@robstockton911 I've seen that ad since, and the product is dry soup mix. If I sent that to depressed friend, they would probably think it was a mean practical joke and demand a bottle of the real thing.
I have to say it... this is probably the best compilation you have done so far in my opinion. I had quite a number of laughs along the way ... and to top it all, THE MUSIC WAS OK! (except last 2 mins when reverted to bad) First time like ever when I could watch unmuted!!! Well done guys 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
1:20 That’s Canadian. Vancouver BC to be exact. Tesla owners are tesla owners regardless of country. 8:14 If person could set up the math problem better, person might have more money for the down payment. (5x7x52x10=$19,100)
If they are just talking weekdays, they are closer, but still off. $25/week is right. But they assumed all months have are February without leap day (28days). $5*5days/week*52weeks =$13,000
Steve Buscemi later played a God who stayed in heaven and almost shut down the Earth project because it was going so badly. That TV show is called Miracle Workers, and it stars Daniel Radcliffe
0:34 Danny DeVito is a great man, very thoughtful and generous with his time and attention to those around him, so this little snippet does not surprise me. The epitome of goodness. 6:45 I know what they call him now. (Insert Steven He voice) Faayyliure. DISappoooiiintment. Stoooooopid. 12:02 Yes. And all four of them were from Texas. 12:43 Marina sould have included the weight she lost. 13:18 A simple yes or no would have sufficed.
One of my ex -wife's friends was going out with a car guy like myself. We were good buddies for years, even after the divorce. Unfortunately he moved out of state and we lost touch.
5:00 Unfortunately, Fyre Fest wasn't really rich people suffering. It was a bunch of regular people who got convinced by the value proposition of a 700$-1000$ for a week-long island paradise vacation and scraped together the money for it. There's no solid evidence that any of the crazy-expensive deluxe packages for the idle rich (that would have made up for the expected costs) were ever sold. Just a douchebag scam through and through.
Nothing, but perhaps if you are so young you mainly know Danny devito as the gross character on Its always sunny in Philadelphia any association with wholesomeness is a shock
I've often said we need many more male nurses.... really big male nurses. (35+ years of nursing and weirdos)😂
An elderly nurse I knew that if asked to assist Male patients was told by the sister to produce some large forceps with serrated edges, after which the Male patient would suddenly realise he could wash himself after all!
A former friend of mine was on work experience in an old folks home when she was fifteen or sixteen. She told me there was an old man that she had to help get dressed whenever she was there who demanded that she tuck his vest into his underpants, and she did it. I would have bluntly refused to help the old pervert.
Having met Danny DeVito and his wife Rhea Pearlman while working at a theme park, I can tell you that they are indeed the antithesis of most of the characters they have portrayed. A thoroughly nice and polite couple who were quite friendly to all the workers. Their teenage (at the time) son was very polite as well.
Rhea Perlman once said in an interview (I’m paraphrasing), “I wish actress was just another job title, like teacher or nurse.”
9:41 To be fair to the marathon guy (Philippides), he didn't just run 26 miles, he did so after fighting an entire battle, which is an exhausting experience all on its own.
It's a shame the horses had not yet been invented.
@@mkvv5687 Fit humans can run longer than horses.
@@DuchessofEarlGrey Thanks. I did some research and found all kinds of reasons why to use a runner. It makes much more sense now.
@ 7:11 :D Anyone remember the movie Groundhog Day with Bill Murray? I read a joke years ago where somebody suggested that a "remake" of Groundhog Day be widely and thoroughly advertised and when it hit theaters *everywhere* excited people would go and all they'd see would be a repeat of the exact same movie we saw back in 1993. LOL.....
You just know we'd all go . . .and LOVE it!! LOL
I would go and not be disappointed.
I would so go to a theater and watch Groundhog Day on Groundhog Day. And the day after. And the day after.
9:46 Yeah, Phidippides died after running to Athens from Marathon, but he had first run from Athens to Sparta, from Sparta back to Athens, then from Athens to the battlefield at Marathon, then fought a battle before finally running back to Athens. Is it any wonder he died!
Love the Pavlov one.
I clicked on the video thumbnail, and an ad started. It was about sending a care package to a depressed friend. The logo and font on the box looked a lot like that on a bottle of Southern Comfort. I thought damn, that's brilliant! 😂
😂😂
@robstockton911 I've seen that ad since, and the product is dry soup mix. If I sent that to depressed friend, they would probably think it was a mean practical joke and demand a bottle of the real thing.
Way to go, Sarah Silverman! 😂
She does a lot of stuff that I don't laugh at, but name a comedian whose everything I laugh at, but, boy, did I laugh out loud at that one.
Way to go, Jeremy Parish!
Yessss, Sarah Silverman, seize that moment! 😅❤
I have to say it... this is probably the best compilation you have done so far in my opinion. I had quite a number of laughs along the way ... and to top it all, THE MUSIC WAS OK! (except last 2 mins when reverted to bad) First time like ever when I could watch unmuted!!! Well done guys 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
thank you Happy Land, you cheered me up after my breakup
I understand that at the Last Supper, Jesus said to the waiter, "Separate checks."
Timing of the slides was bang on with this one👍
I relate to so much of this ❤
Very very funny. 😂
I guess we should start expecting bald eagles to show up at the presidents speeches and elections now. :)
1:20 That’s Canadian. Vancouver BC to be exact. Tesla owners are tesla owners regardless of country. 8:14 If person could set up the math problem better, person might have more money for the down payment. (5x7x52x10=$19,100)
If they are just talking weekdays, they are closer, but still off. $25/week is right. But they assumed all months have are February without leap day (28days).
$5*5days/week*52weeks =$13,000
he was thinkin' of a 5 day work week and you don't stop by the espresso stand on your days off.
Steve Buscemi later played a God who stayed in heaven and almost shut down the Earth project because it was going so badly.
That TV show is called Miracle Workers, and it stars Daniel Radcliffe
Tickled at the MOT one....Met my husband at an SCCA race.
Thank you, Abby Govindan... forwarded to one of my fave DJT critics... just PERFECT. 8-)
Sarah Silverman put the icing on that cake😂
3:20 The guy with the worst grade didn't graduate, but us waiting for his second try for his courses.
8:25 Most of the Minecraft players are adults.
1:47 my guy talking about not liking his "not so modern-day" problems when his pfp is looking like he belongs in the bible.
His name suggests he’s straight out of Old Norse Mythology.
12:36 This person’s friend sounds exactly like my roommate.
10:34 Cut and pasted the eyes AND hair from a monk😂
1:57 DUDE, YOU'RE A VIKING!
13:15 this sounds like something Amy Santiago would say from Brooklyn 99 🤣
0:34 Danny DeVito is a great man, very thoughtful and generous with his time and attention to those around him, so this little snippet does not surprise me. The epitome of goodness. 6:45 I know what they call him now. (Insert Steven He voice) Faayyliure. DISappoooiiintment. Stoooooopid. 12:02 Yes. And all four of them were from Texas. 12:43 Marina sould have included the weight she lost. 13:18 A simple yes or no would have sufficed.
Good
As a former deli clerk I can totally relate to 13:21. Worst job I’ve ever had.
0:38 how is this all new information to me?????
One of my ex -wife's friends was going out with a car guy like myself. We were good buddies for years, even after the divorce. Unfortunately he moved out of state and we lost touch.
5:00 Unfortunately, Fyre Fest wasn't really rich people suffering. It was a bunch of regular people who got convinced by the value proposition of a 700$-1000$ for a week-long island paradise vacation and scraped together the money for it. There's no solid evidence that any of the crazy-expensive deluxe packages for the idle rich (that would have made up for the expected costs) were ever sold. Just a douchebag scam through and through.
What's funny about the Matilda one?
Nothing, but perhaps if you are so young you mainly know Danny devito as the gross character on Its always sunny in Philadelphia any association with wholesomeness is a shock
And of course if you're old enough you know him as the cockroach Louie De Palma.
Nor is it a meme. 🤷🏼♂
Imagining faces when 2:00 happens...
The 6'3 nurse complains about perverts and calls the head nurses ' cute'. Hmm....
Sarah Silverman FTW
By reading my memes in this format, it negates my ability to post an individualized smart ass comment to each meme. 🤷♂️
Maybe you can come up with one that applies to all of them, like “that’s what she said.”
@@robstockton911Or, that's how I met your mother...
and all the internet is thankful 😌
@@Jadzla 😭you hurt both of my two feelings with that one. 😭
❤️😋🧐🤓✌️
@@Sarcasmarkus my apologies, I was only aiming for one 😝🤷🏼♀️😁