His answers are like jazz piano, it never starts where it should, goes real weird then modulates to something even weirder then resolves in a satisfying way, even if you land far away from where you thought you would be.
@@datatsushi2016 you have no proof of that. I’ve seen enough interviews with him and this is pretty consistently his style. Yes, he knows the questions, but so what
@@letsdeduce well, yeah... it's not like Colbert has changed the questions since he started that bit. 😄 The entertaining part is getting to see what their answers are! 😃
@@karimabraham7535 A bit jealous perhaps. I avoid comparing myself for that reason. That Smooth moving Mac daddio dude, is an American treasure and authentically interesting (unique among actors) He's got great comedy chops with a rhythmic delivery likely developed from also being a talented jazz percussionist, during time off from Dinosaur wrangling of course.
So refreshing. I wish more of us were brave enough to embrace our quirk and own it. It’s clear it’s not for attention, he is who he is and it comes through.
It's funny how Stephen asks seriously "Do the pants know that they will be thrown out?", like an adult trying to make a connection with a child as if they have the same amount of imagination, and like an unimpressed child Jeff says "Wtf they don't, know they're pants" XD
I would 100% watch a Jeff Goldblum decluttering show. Not a hoarders-type show as it would be 3 seasons long for 1 home, but a decluttering show for sure I hope they film that remote for LSSC… that would be an amazing treat. I think I’ll ask for that for Christmas I’m also convinced that Jeff actually has almost no clothes of his own and that most of his wardrobe is designer loaners Jeff is the Hollywood version of the large great Craig Sager. I still remember Kevin Garnet verbally dismantling his suit on air 🤣
Since Stephen started doing this I've been waiting for someone to get that scariest animal question right. Finally! Someone who knows the truth Humans are the scariest animals on earth!
Last weekend my husband and I showed our 14yo boy "Thor: Ragnarok." He thought Jeff's over-the-top "character" was a hoot. "No, he's like that all the time, son. That's just Jeff Goldblum on a normal day."
Jeff is *so* magnetic, I literally could listen to him talk about anything for hours... and somebody needs to pick him up for a decluttering show (although god help the editors of that!)
With Jeff, one seemingly simple question becomes an entire episode, lol. He's a great entertainer. Not only would I watch episodes of Jeff cleaning out Stephen's closest, I would watch the two of them sit down with bags of apples and oranges and sample every different kind of nut butter smeared on them.
Who thought Jeff should have received an Oscar for The Fly? Or at least a nomination. His slow transformation from man to monster was terrifying and brilliant.
Yeah, he was robbed. Definitely should've been nominated, but the academy always looks down on certain genres - horror, sci-fi/fantasy, non-white/non-English language films, and comic movies for example. Maybe the only way to fix that would be to add genre categories, but just imagine how much longer the ceremony would be then! Personally I'd prefer it to lose the perceived relevance it had both in pop culture and in the industry. It's always been a deeply flawed endeavour, designed to pat themselves on the back and help market the films and the stars and directors, rather than an accurate marker of excellence in the field - it doesn't even acknowledge huge groups of professionals in the industry, even now!
@@helenl3193 For the most part I agree with you. It bothers me that the only thing resembling a horror movie to ever win Best Picture was a mediocrity in Silence of the Lambs. As for non-English films, that's called Best Foreign Picture which covers non-English language made outside of the USA.
4:50 Colbert was happy coz he's been saying to all his guest that you can put peanut butter on an apple. When jeff say's banana, that was shyamalan level twist for colbert
I still love Jeff when he was in the classic movie, Next Stop Greenwich Village with a young Christopher Walken. Such an incredible movie. Great for actors to see!
JEFF! Oh the memories of my youth!! He and his wife were so cool when he was filming a movie in Wyoming! We had a lot of fun and he scolded me all over the place when I wrecked my car! I wrapped it around a telephone pole,took out a standard gas station pole sign,went across the street and took out the post office. When he and his wife Joan found out boy did I get it. My parents werent too happy either. This was in the early 70's. The Cougar was absolutely totaled.
♥ to the uploader for including 'part 1'/ 'part 2' in the title! (and @ Colbert producers, do make that segment with Jeff Goldblum Marie-Kondoing Colbert's closet, please and thank you)
Jeff is aging quite well, As far as I know he became a father later in life than most typically. I'll have to check if he has any grown children to be sure but I can't imagine how fun it is for his family, and growing up with Jeff Goldblum as your dad!
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His answers are like jazz piano, it never starts where it should, goes real weird then modulates to something even weirder then resolves in a satisfying way,
even if you land far away from where you thought you would be.
This is the shit
Beautifully put
You captured the essence of Jeff Goldblum.
Nice analogy.
@@NimN0ms for real should be the tagline on his fragrance bottle
jeff goldblum: i'm a minimalist:
also jeff goldblum: *wears a tiger-print suit with a tiger-print shirt, a sparkled gold tie and tiger-print socks*
exactly my thoughts. besides, he fits the larger-than-life persona of the MCU's Grandmaster-or so I think-because he just oozes camp.
he did not sound like a minimalist on hotwings when he talked about his obsession for clothes lol.
@@QuickZ_ tbf I am pretty minimalist on everything except camping gear and cars.
@@QuickZ_ everyone has their one guilty pleasure....even minimalists? lol
His minimal may be defined differently.
Intensity like Jeff’s is rare and wonderful.
He’s a truly ‘genuine weirdo’. His sandwich answer was perfection.
True, but this is a show. These answers are written and rehearsed to some extent.
Would be nice to have absolutely no cares in the world off the back of not ever having to do a real job
@@datatsushi2016 you have no proof of that.
I’ve seen enough interviews with him and this is pretty consistently his style.
Yes, he knows the questions, but so what
@@batgurrl No proof? I don't think you understand how showbussiness works.
@@datatsushi2016 sure whatever makes you happy to believe if it enriches your life to insist it was all written out for him
Jeff Goldblum is that favorite uncle you'll never have..
And I’m very bummed out about it
And married with someone your age!
I kinda do have one like him, it’s great
@@martafiord
Are you sure she’s not more like 1/3 his age?
@@noragallivant i think she’s half his age but I still eyeroll
The sandwich answer was brilliant
Hello greetings from Keanu reeves...
Jeff is one of the best combinations of style, class and empathy.
The face Colbert made when Jeff Goldblum made the exact same argument for bananas that he makes for Apples, is so perfect.
He clearly knew what the questions would be...
@@letsdeduce well, yeah... it's not like Colbert has changed the questions since he started that bit. 😄 The entertaining part is getting to see what their answers are! 😃
Oh, absolutely, what a face that was! Then again, the sandwich answer's response 🤝 was _~mwahh~_ perfection, as well!
(Edited my stupid typo)
4:48
Replace the word “perfect” with the word “Goldblum.”
Jeff Goldblum is the shiniest, rarest, and most unusual coin in the fountain! He’s a wish come true that you didn’t even know you wanted! ✨
The world needs more like him, a genuine original.
We are all originals.
But if there are more like him, would he still be a genuine original then?
The Pride of West Homestead Pa.
" must go faster"
Thank you.. And the world need people like you too
Dang. I think Jeff is the first person whose Colbert Questionnaire needed to be broken up into a two-parter. 😂
I didn’t even notice that! 😆
They did for Jon Stewart too.
Was thinking exactly that 😆
Colbert QuestionnERT 😁😁😁
Apple's or oranges?
Jeff - Bananas!
Brilliant.
We may need an entire, 26-week series to get through the Questionert w/ Jeff Goldblum.
Jimmy is forever a Cuomosexual
@@idonthavetime2reply14 wut.
Have you seen his show on Disney plus
Effin Jeff Goldblume is the slickest dude ever.
No he’s not wtf.
@@karimabraham7535
A bit jealous perhaps. I avoid comparing myself for that reason.
That Smooth moving Mac daddio dude, is an American treasure and authentically interesting (unique among actors) He's got great comedy chops with a rhythmic delivery likely developed from also being a talented jazz percussionist, during time off from Dinosaur wrangling of course.
@@Soy_Bomb I do hsve a bad habit of being jealous of other peoples lives but not his old a**
@@karimabraham7535 Different strokes I suppose.
His past appearances on the late show during the Craig Ferguson era are really entertaining.
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So refreshing. I wish more of us were brave enough to embrace our quirk and own it. It’s clear it’s not for attention, he is who he is and it comes through.
You can't help but notice and commend their continuity skills 🙌🏼🙌🏼
Thanks but feel free to let me know
any role I've played that I need to step up my game
Jeff has taken these boring questions and made some magic!
Right!
Goldlum is PERFECT for this.
It's funny how Stephen asks seriously "Do the pants know that they will be thrown out?", like an adult trying to make a connection with a child as if they have the same amount of imagination, and like an unimpressed child Jeff says "Wtf they don't, know they're pants" XD
Man, I love that outfit, but when I saw the socks...that completely killed it!!!
Rewatching to catch the sox.
I would 100% watch a Jeff Goldblum decluttering show. Not a hoarders-type show as it would be 3 seasons long for 1 home, but a decluttering show for sure
I hope they film that remote for LSSC… that would be an amazing treat. I think I’ll ask for that for Christmas
I’m also convinced that Jeff actually has almost no clothes of his own and that most of his wardrobe is designer loaners
Jeff is the Hollywood version of the large great Craig Sager. I still remember Kevin Garnet verbally dismantling his suit on air 🤣
Hey! Thanks for your comments... But feel free to let me know the areas you think I'm not playing the character so well. I'm open to criticism
Jeff Goldblum is such an attentive listener, he listens with his eyes and ears. Amazing to watch.
The look on Stephen's face when he almost went with the peanut butter on apples phrase was hilarious.
Since Stephen started doing this I've been waiting for someone to get that scariest animal question right. Finally! Someone who knows the truth Humans are the scariest animals on earth!
Jeff goldblum is becoming more Jeff goldblumish as he get older
I can feel myself going down a rabbit hole of these questionnaire videos but I have a feeling Jeff goldblum is where it will peak
I'm smashing the like button before he's saying anything, just because of his outfit... classic Goldblum
I love how he's always on the cusp of burping but in a charming way, and the way he constantly removes and throws his glasses around 😀
He's absolutely delightful. I could speak with him for hours n hours. A darling man. Xo
Jeff Goldblum is an excellent model for life long learning, even in our senior years.
Jeff Goldblum has the most creative answers for sure, especially to the sandwich and fruit questions.
"I don't need your fruit Jeff!" Why do I love that remark? ☺️
I just about had the same face Stephen did when Jeff seemed like he was gonna get the correct answer to the "apples or oranges" question
2:54
THE COMMITMENT TO THE OUTFIT *DOWN TO THE SOCKS*
We do not deserve this man.
The answer to the best sandwich question was the best answer ever
Last week, I got a tattoo of Jeff Goldblum, and every time I watch him, I get reminded how great of a decision that was.
Finally, someone had the nads to answer the most dangerous animal question correctly - the human animal!
Still waiting to have Jeff Goldblum and Aubrey Plaza being interviewed together. It would be hilariously off the rails.
What a dream duo!!
Omg that would be sooo awesome to see.
Thank you Jeff! The most dangerous animal is the Human
That’s an oxymoron.
Last weekend my husband and I showed our 14yo boy "Thor: Ragnarok." He thought Jeff's over-the-top "character" was a hoot. "No, he's like that all the time, son. That's just Jeff Goldblum on a normal day."
He is just so entertaining I just love him
when he said...BANANAS! i absolutely lost it
Jeff is *so* magnetic, I literally could listen to him talk about anything for hours... and somebody needs to pick him up for a decluttering show (although god help the editors of that!)
listening to Jeff goldblum talk is always such a journey and I absolutely love it
I didn’t think I could love Jeff Goldblum anymore than I do.
With Jeff, one seemingly simple question becomes an entire episode, lol. He's a great entertainer. Not only would I watch episodes of Jeff cleaning out Stephen's closest, I would watch the two of them sit down with bags of apples and oranges and sample every different kind of nut butter smeared on them.
Stephen: Apples or Oranges?
Jeff Goldblum: Bananas
Who thought Jeff should have received an Oscar for The Fly? Or at least a nomination. His slow transformation from man to monster was terrifying and brilliant.
Wow I can’t believe he didn’t receive an Oscar or nomination I assumed he did until I read your comment.
Yeah, he was robbed. Definitely should've been nominated, but the academy always looks down on certain genres - horror, sci-fi/fantasy, non-white/non-English language films, and comic movies for example.
Maybe the only way to fix that would be to add genre categories, but just imagine how much longer the ceremony would be then!
Personally I'd prefer it to lose the perceived relevance it had both in pop culture and in the industry. It's always been a deeply flawed endeavour, designed to pat themselves on the back and help market the films and the stars and directors, rather than an accurate marker of excellence in the field - it doesn't even acknowledge huge groups of professionals in the industry, even now!
@@helenl3193 For the most part I agree with you. It bothers me that the only thing resembling a horror movie to ever win Best Picture was a mediocrity in Silence of the Lambs. As for non-English films, that's called Best Foreign Picture which covers non-English language made outside of the USA.
Jeff Goldblum won’t die.
He’ll ascend.
"I'm a minimalist".... The suit says otherwise good sir!
Saw him at the Airport. He chatted with us at ticket counter. Very Humble Guy & down to earth. I will never forget this guy…
This gets ten out of ten Goldblums.
This is the best Colbert Questionnaire! I've been waiting for someone to say that the human is the scariest animal!
Hello greetings from Keanu reeves...
I’ve never watched any movies in my life. Ever. So I seriously don’t know who this guy is but maaaan he’s interesting and funny! Really like him.
stephen got so excited about peanut butter and then jeff said banana and the disappointment on his face was so funny 😂
I need that show about Jeff throwing people's stuff away. I've already started a pirate search and I will leave the window open
I really want a Jeff goldblum declutter show
Champion of Life, Jeff Goldblum; I comment this on every Goldblum clip I see lol
I’ve always loved Jeff Goldblum! He’s fantastic.
Jeff Goldblum is a true eccentric artist, a real character, and a genuinely funny guy. The housefly answer cracked me up. That movie was pretty good.
The most detailed answers anyone will ever give. He’s an icon
We need a Jeff Goldblum decluttering! Jeff is right, Navel oranges are so good!
Hah, somebody actually tried to use “human” as an answer! Of course it would have been Jeff Goldblum.
I could feel Stephens heart sink when Jeff said banana instead of apple
I could enjoy every evening talks like this with Jeff.
His build up to answer to Apples or Oranges really got me! I had the same expression as Stephen
4:50 Colbert was happy coz he's been saying to all his guest that you can put peanut butter on an apple.
When jeff say's banana, that was shyamalan level twist for colbert
"Let's Throw it Out!" with Jeff Goldblum... I'd watch the heck out of that
That sandwich answer I kinda knew it coming 🤣
Hello greetings from Keanu reeves..
I'm so happy there are part 1 and 2 on these videos. Please keep using parts in the titles for multi video interviews
Well. This was short lived. One pair of videos with a part 1 and part 2. (Why use that just one time????)
Ooooh that giggle and "interesting question" phrase. He Goldbloomed
Is anyone on this planet that DOESN'T LOVE JEFF ????? Everyone loves Jeff Goldblum even Martians !
I love this idea of Jeff Goldblum coming and tidying up peoples houses. That could totally be a show and very entertaining.
Best. Sandwich. Answer. EVER!!!
Sandwich answer was perfect
I want goldblum to come organize my closet, that’d be so amazing
I love to watch Jeff help Stephen throw stuff out!
6:33
Oh jeeze, that fisting joke just about went over my head......
HE PLAYED THAT SO STRAIGHT.
Couldn’t get through the first question without a story, but it paid off 😂
I still love Jeff when he was in the classic movie, Next Stop Greenwich Village with a young Christopher Walken. Such an incredible movie. Great for actors to see!
wish i love myself like mr goldblum loves himself: with style and wittiness.
Since the first answer I knew this was gonna be pure gold...
...blum.
JEFF! Oh the memories of my youth!! He and his wife were so cool when he was filming a movie in Wyoming!
We had a lot of fun and he scolded me all over the place when I wrecked my car! I wrapped it around a telephone pole,took out a standard gas station pole sign,went across the street and took out the post office. When he and his wife Joan found out boy did I get it. My parents werent too happy either. This was in the early 70's.
The Cougar was absolutely totaled.
This man is so lucky he was part of two beloved childhood movies of mine
He’s soooooo funny & quick witted. Pink Lady 🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎 are my favorite too!
♥ to the uploader for including 'part 1'/ 'part 2' in the title! (and @ Colbert producers, do make that segment with Jeff Goldblum Marie-Kondoing Colbert's closet, please and thank you)
Most delightful being. I watch his interviews for hours!
The first answer was smooth af
I never expected to hear the name Claudia Cardinale on this show but Jeff is a rare man.
I knew this Questionert was going to be a wonderful journey!
Jeff is aging quite well, As far as I know he became a father later in life than most typically.
I'll have to check if he has any grown children to be sure but I can't imagine how fun it is for his family, and growing up with Jeff Goldblum as your dad!
Love out of all the famous people who have done this only the fabulous Jeff Goldblum takes 2 parts to get through the Colbert questionert 😂👏👏
Holy Cow !!!
That is the *all time best* sandwich answer ever!
Hope we can see Jeff help Stephen clean his wardrobe. The madness and fun of that is just too delicious.
"I don't need your fruit, Jeff!"
And the winner of 'the sentence I never expected to hear' is...
Tickled me too!
The constant on & off with the glasses. Glasses when wants to see your face better! So enduring.
Jeff Goldblum is such a talented and interesting person.
I have been waiting ages for domeone to actually say the scariest animal is a human!! Jeff Goldblum is fantastic!
That first answer lets you know you're definitely in and invested
Jeff was on fire . Full throttle . All cylinders running that day !!! How fun is he !
Tidying up with Jeff Goldblum - id pay to watch that
Love Jeff Goldblum in Earth Girls Are Easy.. Fan from Canada 🇨🇦