Germaine Clement doing the voiceover for L&P! I’m Aussie but I think Kiwis have the most phenomenal sense of humour in the world. Hidden treasures! Bloody awesome!
"I've been internalizing a really complicated situation in my head." "What you on about?" "I dont think you should drive." "Nah" "Nah you're too drunk bro, *just crash here* " " yeah just crash here " "...okeh" "Hehe"
Bubba bitty remember that ad when the guy got drunk off hid ass and swung his kid around and accidentally threw him into the wall, that ad was amazing aye
Great ads kiwi cousins didn't know we were mentioned in more of them ,even got shaza in the Marmite commercial ,lynx nz had me rolling around on the floor in stitchers laughing so hard great stuff guys ,
3:45 Y'all notice in this ad, when the girl switches to the other channel, she does an Australian accent. When the lad gives her a marmite toast, she immediatley goes to a NZ accent and comes to her senses. Well played NZ, well played!
As an Australian, I would humbly apologize for all the stuff we stole from you Kiwi's, if I wasn't just an individual out of many Aussies and I had nothing to do with Australia stealing from you lot, nor can I do anything about it on my own. So instead, I apologized for not standing up to my country about this as well as not being able to speak for an entire nation.
@@brendonrookes1151 In the history of New Zealand the Maori people had there own way of living and also had their own langauge. A person signed by the English Crown was to go check what was going on in New Zealand because there was a fight between two Maori men over a woman. Later on the missionaries and wailors came to New Zealand and started teaching Maori people how to speak english and taught them how to trade. This was the beginning of the Maori people being silenced and physically beaten up for speaking their cultural langauge by the white people, this was colonization at its finest. They have had a lot of their rights taken away from them during the 1840 treaty of waitangi and they are still fighting the government for their rights that both parties agreed on during the contract signing in 1840
@@thegreatfairytale5343 im not denying the moari were in nz but alot of moari deny the existence of the mori oari and they were in nz to almost eaten to extinon by the maori ppl
@@brendonrookes1151 I agree as I heard about that as well. Where does this leave the Asians as I believe they were the first ones to discover New Zealand but the New Zealand government and Maori organizations are hiding the thousands of dead bodies of Asians that prove they were in New Zealand way before the Maori's and Mori oari and no one is allowed to enter in to this area where all the dead bodies are buried next to a buddha statue that's apparently been there for atleast up to a million years ago. It's funny how our history has been changed up just to make the government and Maori people egos happy
@@thegreatfairytale5343 2 things 1 yeah that would shock me china isn't exactly far away from austral asia and 2 history is written by the winners i just find it funny its only when its a white nation every one cares no one bats an eye lid when arabs took over the middle east or when africans butched each other for land only a issue when whitey dose it
Why do the NZ people in the State commercial sound more like Americans than Aussies? They're singing rather than speaking but it still caught me by surprise.
Sebastian Turner yeah well when you have ads that are from 10+ years ago.. you'd get a collection. The latest claim Aussie has is that they made Pineapple lumps. Good old morning show gave that info to One Direction 🙄 but what do u expect when Aussie was were prisoners were dropped off too ... Their ancestors are crooks 😂
Germaine Clement doing the voiceover for L&P! I’m Aussie but I think Kiwis have the most phenomenal sense of humour in the world. Hidden treasures! Bloody awesome!
Jemaine
"I've been internalizing a really complicated situation in my head."
"What you on about?"
"I dont think you should drive."
"Nah"
"Nah you're too drunk bro, *just crash here* "
" yeah just crash here "
"...okeh"
"Hehe"
"Stop a mate from driving drunk"
"Legend"
bro monique says you’re dumb
@@n0wsinn space head
"But I could look dumb in front of Monique!"
"You To Drunk Bro Just Crash Here."
"Okay"
*crashes through wall and kills everyone
*"MATE YEA DREAMIN!!!"*
Small country, big talent! Your ads rock, guys! Love from Canada!
Love back from nz!
Those lift plus Ads were so funny back in the day
mate your dreaming my favourite part i miss these ads!😍
bring these ads back!😘
I'm a yank who's never been to NZ (although I'd LOVE to) and I love watching the adverts 💜
nz is sweet as bro, come over
yussssssss
There’s only 4 tv channels mate.
Come on over bro, though while you're here try not to announce you're a yank too much😂
'Aussies' lmfao gold. Kiwis rock ❤ from Australia
Naw kiwis know what's good and that's why they make funny ads that are actually funny
YEAH MATE NZ FOR LIFE as I live in it :3
Bubba bitty remember that ad when the guy got drunk off hid ass and swung his kid around and accidentally threw him into the wall, that ad was amazing aye
we kiwis just know
Madison watson oh god that was sooo funny😂😂
Aussies don't know what they're missing out on!
That guy in the background "Yeah, just crash here" Lol
Kiwis are way funny than Americans
Germanrica Bias thats is kiwis
*us
iceceroc.
True, American humour is based on insult and degradation and is about as funny as a school bus crash.
These ads arnt funny there normal
Germanrica Bias Most of these ads were made by American companies. Also American ads are way funnier then this.
Where's the "On the floor!" ad? I think it was for SKY tv, I haven't seen it since I was little 😂
I was expecting to see it when i watched this! quite gutted lol
NZ can make their ads creative, funny yet effective!!
I'm proud to be a kiwi
Cameron Cumming sai
Camzemin6969 same here
8:17 RIP Pua Magasiva 💛
I tried this spoon game when I was young... It HURTS😂🤔
I'm 7th generation Kiwi, yet I'm living in England, I'll always be a kiwi
Great ads kiwi cousins didn't know we were mentioned in more of them ,even got shaza in the Marmite commercial ,lynx nz had me rolling around on the floor in stitchers laughing so hard great stuff guys ,
“[name]. No surprises there.” is a permanent part of my lexicon.
Ah, the good old 2012 State ad, their ads are so boring now!
"I'm so hungry, let's watch some funny New Zealand tv ads to take my mind off it" *first ad that comes on is McDonald's* "ah for gods sake!"
Alice Grace 😂
*SHE'S PRETTY BIG JOB*
4:30 haven't seen that in ages
Kenzie Polly SAME!!
I used to sing this whenever it was on tv😂 i literally know all the words
Late as fack but I always look for this ad while what ever I was watching goes on a ad break
The Marmite ad reminded of the Snicker's "You're not you when you're hungry."
2:14 "Bloody legend"
These ads sure really got the message out there back in my day
Gosh the first ad. I remember trying to learn the words everytime it came on and eventually only sang LA LA LA LA LALALALA at the end 😂😂😂
리아나 they had place mats with the words on them. That's how I learnt it.
Great memories. Thanks for this. You should make a part 2.
I remember that speight ad. Miss seeing them on tv now esp those two guys cos they appeared in other speight ads too.
I’m fucken glad I grew up watching these ads. New Zealand’s ads are fucken legendary
OMG..The Kid saying at 42: Oh come on Mate.. He looks like B MCcullum..Love it
How he says 'okeh'. Reminds me of the cuzzies quarantine won't let me see. Level 2 on Thursday NZ!
Iv been trying to find this kiwiBurger ad for aaaaaages!! Hahahhahahha
I remember the words to the insurance ad words 😂😂
any want ghost chips?
Snake Goat u know we can't eat your ghost chips
Snake Goat Monique says you're dumb. 😂
XxWildGamerxX // Xayvion "spoon!"
Ashy Lane space head
Luck Dragon fuuuuuuckin leedgend
4:24 is actually soo catchy
That last one though it just cracks me up
3:45 Y'all notice in this ad, when the girl switches to the other channel, she does an Australian accent. When the lad gives her a marmite toast, she immediatley goes to a NZ accent and comes to her senses.
Well played NZ, well played!
Even on the rugby television they watch, the commentator is hinting us with "Troubles for the wallabies"
Boba Fett.
I reckon she'd be a real fun girl if ya gave her some vegemite toast!
And doesnt she whine before she switchs
Can never forget the ghost chips 😂
4:15 miss that ad! Catchy as
The first one needs to come back I like it lol
I dont want none of your ghost chups
Ash Purdie were not Australian it's chips
This and the blazed ad are my favourite things ever. Kiwis at their funniest.
As an Australian, I would humbly apologize for all the stuff we stole from you Kiwi's, if I wasn't just an individual out of many Aussies and I had nothing to do with Australia stealing from you lot, nor can I do anything about it on my own. So instead, I apologized for not standing up to my country about this as well as not being able to speak for an entire nation.
Oh man best bit on the state ad is when he waved goodbye then rear ended someone 😂
These ads are my life
i love the 2nd one
MATE YOUR DREAMING
Daniel SENEKAL no surprises there
I know one of the kids in it. It is so old he is in high school
Anyone who went to MCS in Auckland in, maybe, 2011 will remember Mack and Bo from the 3rd ad lol
I'm just here to watch some ads and think OHHH I REMEMBER THAT
Crickey, I mixed six of those ads
4:40 was the street my old house was lol
omg lmao at the "undies undies undies toggs" add😂😂😂
NEW ZEALAND 4 LIFE
ain't that true
Yeah ya
Seth Booth r u amarican
go to hell usa
ahh its a muslim nation now
NOW KIWI BURGERS STUCK IN MY HEAD >3< ITS WORTH IT THO
The second one is PRECIOUS with those kids. LOL
yep was a hit
some good old laughs in there
4:14 OMG THAT ONE GIVES ME NOSTALGIA
omg these ads bring back memories, love them
lift plus ad , funny as , NZ has some of the funniest ads ever
I am severely disappointed by the lack of "Spray and Walk Away"! in this video
I''m proud to be a Maori
why u guys didnt do shit just coast on backs of white man
@@brendonrookes1151 In the history of New Zealand the Maori people had there own way of living and also had their own langauge. A person signed by the English Crown was to go check what was going on in New Zealand because there was a fight between two Maori men over a woman. Later on the missionaries and wailors came to New Zealand and started teaching Maori people how to speak english and taught them how to trade. This was the beginning of the Maori people being silenced and physically beaten up for speaking their cultural langauge by the white people, this was colonization at its finest. They have had a lot of their rights taken away from them during the 1840 treaty of waitangi and they are still fighting the government for their rights that both parties agreed on during the contract signing in 1840
@@thegreatfairytale5343 im not denying the moari were in nz but alot of moari deny the existence of the mori oari and they were in nz to almost eaten to extinon by the maori ppl
@@brendonrookes1151 I agree as I heard about that as well. Where does this leave the Asians as I believe they were the first ones to discover New Zealand but the New Zealand government and Maori organizations are hiding the thousands of dead bodies of Asians that prove they were in New Zealand way before the Maori's and Mori oari and no one is allowed to enter in to this area where all the dead bodies are buried next to a buddha statue that's apparently been there for atleast up to a million years ago. It's funny how our history has been changed up just to make the government and Maori people egos happy
@@thegreatfairytale5343 2 things 1 yeah that would shock me china isn't exactly far away from austral asia and 2 history is written by the winners i just find it funny its only when its a white nation every one cares no one bats an eye lid when arabs took over the middle east or when africans butched each other for land only a issue when whitey dose it
Classic really enjoyed Bro > Stop A Mate From Driving Drunk _ Speight's _ NZI _State_Stubbies_Trumpet etc
GHOST CHIPS!! Ha ha a kiwi classic
This kiwi burger ad is better than the one on now
"Mate, you're dreamin"
Wow you lot take the piss out of us a lot XD
andrew noble u an Aussie?
Lol yeah but not the ones the have personality like you XD
Ohhh helllllll that first one reminds me when I was little and seen it on tv
this is pretty memeingful to me
This needs the Thirst Is Creepy ads
I am a New Zealander aswell
WHERES the blazing ad?😂😂
ye that one is how funny
Dylan 😂😂 ye
some sweet nostalgia here
The second one is CLASSIC
Haven't seen 4:20 in forever
CrybabysPanicing!attheDiscø Whilebringingthehorizon yay an nz cry baby
Yeah! So many memories
CrybabysPanicing!attheDiscø Whilebringingthehorizon I still remember fairgos pisstake on this.
Fax butha
Bringing me back good memories
Spoon- Spacehead
4:00 you’re not you when your hungry, snickers satisfies
the 3rd brings memories back. crack-up
brings back memories
Im proud to be from this country!
How can they not include Barry Crump's Toyota hilux ads
They’re on TH-cam, search nz Toyota ads 👍
Oml our accents are hurting me XD
I am a proud Kiwi
me too
me too
Lift Plus was funny to watch again
you from Hawks Bay
+BQ TV Yes I am and travel the country
+MG AviationNZ same
+BQ TV Nice :)
+MG AviationNZ I go to taradale int
Proud to be a New Zealander
Why do the NZ people in the State commercial sound more like Americans than Aussies? They're singing rather than speaking but it still caught me by surprise.
this
Jamie Rudd wait so we are meant to sound like Aussies? We have a accent as well!
New Zealand is not part of Australia and have our own accent
Never mention nz and aus in the same sentence (by the way we are nothing like them I would rather smother my face I’m marmite then go back there
Jamie Rudd wow really. Ignorant much about the country
I miss home now!! 😩 Aussie sense of humour is a disgrace to humanity hahaha
best ads in the would
Can I get case of beer 🍻
Didn't realise how obsessed with Australia new Zealand is :')
Sebastian Turner yeah well when you have ads that are from 10+ years ago.. you'd get a collection.
The latest claim Aussie has is that they made Pineapple lumps. Good old morning show gave that info to One Direction 🙄 but what do u expect when Aussie was were prisoners were dropped off too ... Their ancestors are crooks 😂
good on ya mate
quarantine got me
7:44 Togs togs togs. Togs togs togs. Togs togs togs. Togs.
Undeez. Undeez undeez undeez 😂😂😂
Pretty sure that was Rob Brydon (Welsh comic) doing the voice over on this.
these ads make me happy
I love these ads. 😇
Very great ads
All the classics
"Shes such a mole" and "Neckagility"
BEETROOT IN A FUCKING BURGER?!
No wonder why everyone thinks this country doesn't exist
Oh god the Stubbies ad tho
1:24 Funny, I just listened to that.
i live in new zealand XD
same
me 2
I do as well.
:p
Same here