1:49 that girl was so lucky to actually just fall away from the crowd and the stands, if her leg had gotten stuck there, with how the stand was setup, it would have been terrible
The dolphin's bump was pure comedy gold! Instead of a smooth leap or a casual swim-by, he chose the 'asshat' route! 🐬😂 Gotta love that playful mischief!
I’m sitting here watching this, a 62 y/o, knowing that any one of these would cripple me forever. Lmao! Appreciate your young bodies & what they can take.
I played ice hockey as a goalie when I was younger. Let me tell you, pucks are hard, and even with protective gear they hurt like hell to get smacked by at the speeds they go at.
15:41 - There's nothing to "discuss" here. 🤣The word that you're looking for is "discus" (with one "s"). The sport can be traced back to Greece to the Ancient Olympic Games. The thing that you throw, in Greek is called "dískos" /δίσκος/.
Hence why I refused to play any sport after age seven. I got hit in the forehead by a baseball, sending me to the hospital. I still have a slight dent in my forehead nearly 50 years later. After that, I flat out refused to play any sport, which always ended in my parents having to explain to teachers why I wouldn’t participate in sports at school.
1:11 to be fair, probably me my first day as a goalie at his age but just a few months later my team would have won EVERY game if he had been my opponent.
1:02 I have seen several golf club heads fail like an army fail (mostly on the FailArmy, in fact) but this is a first. Usually, the heads just try to follow the ball into the distance, this time it turned into a catcher's mitt!
12:44 I can't tell if this dad's look is because he's mad at the girl (he shouldn't be), or just dead inside because he knows how's gonna have to explain to the wife why he thought batting practice inside the garage was a good idea. Seriously, have you never seen a pop fly before? In what universe was that net ever going to be enough?!
Ah yes, the sport of Discuss. Not to be confused with Discus. Just intense action of conversation
Bonus fail!
I don't know why but I find this hilarious
My parents are both Olympic gold medalists in the sport of discuss. It makes me sad sometimes
Yes
I Saw Carls Jr Logo At 6:59 And Hardee’s Logo At 17:54
The surfer at 14:20 is PURE CLASS !!!! LMAO
1:47 You know you have arrived to greatness when you can get your fan base to fall head over heels for you.
Ahh don't worry, the rednecks are a resilient bunch.
I never understood that phrase, isn't your head always over your heels?
The little kid trying to check the other little kid on the ice was hilarious and adorable!
He is adorable for trying and he deserves an A+ for afford.
Yeah adorableness approved ❤
"the cameraman always survive ... except in failarmy, where his life expectancy is measured in seconds"
Lao Tseu, probably.
Sun Tzu, I assume you mean. Lao Zi (similar pronunciation to Tzu) was the founder of Taoism.
14:13 Amazing!
Mmm
haha
1:49 that girl was so lucky to actually just fall away from the crowd and the stands, if her leg had gotten stuck there, with how the stand was setup, it would have been terrible
The dolphin bump killed me. He totally could have jumped without hitting or even just swimming by, but no, he decided to be an asshat 🤣🤣🤣
I guess he thought the ocean was his turf!
I loved it!!😂
That mfer jumped out of the water sideways to get him then reflected back into the water with perfect form. He's a demon.
Never trust a species that smiles all the time. It's up to something.
That dolphin absolutely did it on porpoise
8:13 The most intense hockey fight of all time.
Least intense Canadian fight
Oh my gosh ,I replayed that over and over. Reminds me of a Tim Conway skit.
@@yeetboiwhatyesplease2095in canada two men fought over who got heads and tails. maybe they werent canadian.
What a hit!
😃😃
The very first vid... it was either gonna be mom's face or the window. How did they EVER think this was going to end well??? lol
Poor Mom...
14:13 Amazing!
You must be american 😂
The dolphin's bump was pure comedy gold! Instead of a smooth leap or a casual swim-by, he chose the 'asshat' route! 🐬😂 Gotta love that playful mischief!
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
4:55 "fencing" is a pretty generous description of whatever is going on here haha
Thought so too haha it’s more like LARPing lol
Nah that’s called swashbuckling
You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. _Curved._ *_Swords._*
ok
this video is so funny
9:43 that's actually a pure win to save it and get back up after that fall.
That dolphin finally took revenge for his grandma who died in a 1988 oil spill 😂😂
lol!
So... he did it on porpoise. 🐬👀
17:00 - ...maybe a sports fail, but still a win 😏😜
💀
That's the video with the most flinch scares ever, I think I've flinched 20 times lmao
OMG especially at 1:30 with the softball lol
1:29 I’ve never flinched to hard in my life 😂😂
I love how the guy sliding in the dirty pool is labeled "SWIMMING" hahaha
YOUR FACEEEEE GODDAMMIT!!!
*I wish I could give this video a standing ovation. Absolutely fantastic!*
I’m sitting here watching this, a 62 y/o, knowing that any one of these would cripple me forever. Lmao! Appreciate your young bodies & what they can take.
I'm only 45 and i already think that most of the time 😅
I appreciate that you have the sports labeled in the corner in case people don’t know what basketball is
Fart
I tried to dodge the softball @1:30 😂😂😂😂😂
Everybody did. Don't lie, people!
The only reason I didn’t, was because I had seen it before. However, I did flinch the first time I watched it haha
I closed my eyes as a reaction, man that got me good
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
@@joeyteter9383 I did too! 😂😂
What’s hilarious is that the pool in the first few clips is my high school pool
the guy's reaction after the wrestling dummy slapped him 💀
"I can't believe you've done this."
Sir, I'm not that kind of dummy!
They turned ordinary moments into joyful memories!
8:34 "Please tell me it's on video!" Some people own up easily. I'm proud of her!
I'm so glad you guys put the names of the sport in the corner, I would never have figured it out
00:42 had me LAUGHING!!! 😂
It’s like a sound effect to a movie
They got some explaining to do
The dolphin bump killed me. He totally could have jumped without hitting or even just swimming by, but no, he decided to be an asshat 🤣🤣🤣
I played ice hockey as a goalie when I was younger. Let me tell you, pucks are hard, and even with protective gear they hurt like hell to get smacked by at the speeds they go at.
I played handball, general rule was face, groin, and only then net.
Super śmieszne 😂😂😂😂
I got two concussions playing ice hockey. It's not a soft sport by any means. Have to be pretty tough to make it far in hockey.
Suck it up sweetheart.
14:13 Amazing!
0:29 Honestly, if that were a belly flop competition, he probably would have won.
bro follow me
Dizzy bat was always my favorite. I remember watching it on Sunday nights on ESPN with my grandpa.
Never heard of Dizzy Bat! Is it an American sport?
The guy getting hurt by a ping pong ball did it for me lol
I love how they call tobagganing 'cross-country bobsled' yes I'm Canadian
Yeah first time I’ve heard it called that too! (I’m British).
Never seen that here in the U.S. either.
I came here to find this comment. Loved the "cross-country bobsled" too.
14:13 Amazing!
Has Canada won the Stanley cup yet lol?😂
Those figure skate girls had me, especially the first one.
The sound of her ice slap just killed me 😂
17:38 The referee had me in stitches. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Yeah he was perfect - not his 1st rodeo 🤣
14:13 Amazing!
THE LAUGH AT 15:54 LMAOOOO
Reminds me a lot of my classmate…
Balls flying into the camera always make me flinch.
Thanks for naming all the sports. I’d had have no idea what I was watching without them.
I LOVE sarcasm! lol!
15:41 - There's nothing to "discuss" here. 🤣The word that you're looking for is "discus" (with one "s"). The sport can be traced back to Greece to the Ancient Olympic Games. The thing that you throw, in Greek is called "dískos" /δίσκος/.
Give it up.
Failarmy can't even get English subtitles for spoken English correct.
I think they hire homeless crack addicts
The exact comment I came here for 😂
I've always been convinced that some IRL sports are the work of Satan
So helpful labeling each sport. We never would have figured it out otherwise.
I just wish they labelled "soccer" as football and "football" as American football
Lol!
Quit acting like an ass for no reason.
They keep labelling hand egg as football though. It’s very confusing
The softball one scared the crap out of me
12:40 you can see the love in the father's eyes. 😂
He chose the worst place for practice.
@@bloodstreamcityexactly, he looked miffed at his daughter but it was his damn fault to begin with lol
Your channel is like a ray of sunshine on even the cloudiest day. So grateful for the humor!
Man getting hitten by a football! Never disappoints ❤
Damn, 5:04
That ball kicked him.
8:13 The most adorable check ever recorded .
😂😂😂
3:46 what a clumsy dive!
Remember the "windsurfers do it standing up" rage? Failarmy does it falling down!
Hence why I refused to play any sport after age seven. I got hit in the forehead by a baseball, sending me to the hospital. I still have a slight dent in my forehead nearly 50 years later. After that, I flat out refused to play any sport, which always ended in my parents having to explain to teachers why I wouldn’t participate in sports at school.
4:56
"That's exactly what I thought was gonna happen"
So did I.
He probably did, too. Internet fame or something.
@@favoritemustard3542 Или безумие
@@favoritemustard3542 But he never thought it would be called fencing!
A minute of silence for all the cameras, lights and windows that where harmed during these videos...
lol!
i think 'athletes' is a generous description for most of these people.
I like the bowling ball in the ceiling 😆. So rarely do they stay up there.
Idk what’s funnier the main video or the people laughing in the background 😂
6:37 was just beautiful! :) Gymnastics is an extreme sport.
Not rly I did gymnastics but when I started horse riding, gymnastics wasn’t as dangerous/ extreme then I thought
I don't understand how the guy dunked the basket and broke the backboard is considered a fail. I see that as a win.
15:40 Discuss? Okay, he fell over. 1.0 difficulty on that. Thoughts?
The type of videos that give me faith in humanity.
0:21 Doing the spinny thing is 99.99% chance of smashing your face.
I believe I've flinched twenty times watching that video, which has the most flinch scares ever.
Those golf swings had me rolling!😂
Me too! 😂😂
That dolphin chest bump is everything!
1:11 to be fair, probably me my first day as a goalie at his age but just a few months later my team would have won EVERY game if he had been my opponent.
It’s SCOTT STERLING
Game of thrones quote, Madness and stupidity 😂
I didn't know there was a sport called "Discuss" 🤣
11:47 the hot shell of the bullet goes into his shirt, his reaction is so funny xddd
3:08 the lady downstairs I'm sure it's her mother😂
If there's a fail Olympics, this video takes the gold. LOL.
THIS is why aliens won't visit us.
What? There just mistakes,jokes,and clumsiness
So I don’t get it (NOT HATE JUST ASKING )
@@demonslayereditz5105bc they all doing dumb shit
Yeah, not the animalistic nature of humans or the thousands upon thousand of WMDs, small moments of human stupidity...
Good thing they don’t exist
I don't know why but diving fails just kills me every time.
God, that softball one literally made me reflexively cringe, as if I was the one getting hit with it. XD
Yes, yes, the softball one.
No way the chick at 3:00 though she was about to dunk off that chair😂
16:02 This little guy cracked me up 😂
14:13 Amazing!
22:22 - Is that woman a zombie?! 😂
Yep!
Priceless clips! One note: it's not "discuss" (meaning conversation) it"s "discus" that you throw in the field event sport.
11:55 this is why we have a "locker room"
Expensive & well deserved lesson.
2:21 God has the most dark sense of humour. Really enjoys the physical comedy.
Thanks for labeling every clip with the corresponding sport, would have had no idea what was happening without them.
I needed the Fencing title
As someone with no knowledge of sports, at all, I do actually appreciate them.
15:14 was not that obvious at first :).
So many try, but no one can replace The Man, The MYTH, THE LEGEND: Scott Sterling!!!😂
5:21 oh that hurts 💀
I love how half of these videos are basically vines I've seen time after time and videos from 2010
I flinched....SEVERAL times.... 🤣
9:38 we know how scared bro was that high in the air
i was watching that thinking holy shi
this clearly shows: the cameraman is, not like in the movies, immune to all dangers
You’d be surprised of how many action movies cameramen get hurt (or sometimes killed) doing their job
The football one looks like a cartoon rebound😂😂
1:02 I have seen several golf club heads fail like an army fail (mostly on the FailArmy, in fact) but this is a first. Usually, the heads just try to follow the ball into the distance, this time it turned into a catcher's mitt!
12:44 I can't tell if this dad's look is because he's mad at the girl (he shouldn't be), or just dead inside because he knows how's gonna have to explain to the wife why he thought batting practice inside the garage was a good idea. Seriously, have you never seen a pop fly before? In what universe was that net ever going to be enough?!
Dad's fault.
nah, he's thinking "damn, you got in the hard way. Let's see you do that again"
12🎉
I almost died at that part! He definitely gave her a look like it was her fault 😂 knowing this was his idea!!!!
This video holds the world's entire happiness!
As a condolence to the guy at 10:03 his pratfall didn't actually ruin the shot.
I know I’m not the only one that flinched when the softball girl hit the camra
Now we know how knocking 2 spoons under water sounds like.
I learned the names of lot of these sports.
Also: you showed
Skiing ✔️waterskiing ✔️, Snowboarding✔️ but no Waterboarding ✖️🤔
Final clip: Sometimes, getting there really is half the fun!
Can we just appreciate how versatile and expressive the word "f**k" is.
So, Golf can legitimately be dangerous, huh?
A failed drive can easily smash a car window, ...or a face
@@franck3279yup
3:04 one of the most awkward falls I've seen. She took it pretty well though. You're supposed to use a mini trampoline not a chair! lmao
Pulling a Sabu lol
That softball one made me jump 😂😂
16:55 literally trying to see if he broke his back. 😅 That hurt my back damn.
Thanks for the titles explaining each sport. I'd never have known otherwise.