"What we're gonna do is go out and capture those people, and force them to test my new Doomfist cosplay, which basically involves me punching them in the face while screaming "Numbani belongs to me" for about 20 hours a day." *im done*
"And of course we as the development team are gonna be watching, so if for whatever magical reason you are able to do something useful as Roadhog. We're gonna fix it, right away!" This fucking killed me hahaha
new tank designed by Kaplan: R-15! Health: 1/1 damage: 1 speed: slow passive: oldness Secondary: fail miserably Tab: lay down Shift: Shatter into pieces ultimate: give up hope
Why are we still here, just to suffer? Every night I can feel my gold guns… and my victories… even good teammates. The games I've lost… The supports I've lost… won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm going to make them give back our SR!
Bamacuber "...jeph..." wtf not a grammer nazi but what and is it a joke having it spelled wrong if so you must enjoy shit normi memes wait is that day boi yep your a shit normi that is a weak its not even funny its just a frog riding a unicycle its like the "i need healing" -genji main joke its dead you cant even bandwagan off it and its not even funny btw its 2am for me lol what am i doing with my life btw bet you wont even read all of it
"We look forward to seeing what you guys have to say because we feel like we're making this game with you guys, even though we ignore pretty much all of your feedback." It's like this was an actual developer update.
Oh snap new Dinoflask video, just in time for the actual Doomfist update video. Fast as always by referencing the latest update while getting great mileage out of slightly older news. Well whatever it is Jeff will do his shenanigans again in a surprising way.
Yeah, they totally listened to people telling them that Bastion was super OP on the PTR but released him anyway. THEN they nerfed him after they realized he was OP.
Actually blizz is a little too good at listening to their bronze playerbase in the forums. They are the reason road got nerfed, because they couldn't bother to learn basic positioning before whining.
The best thing about this is that it was on my TH-cam front page, and I didn't look at the channel name when I clicked on it. So, I didn't realize it was a dinoflask video until the first cut. Talk about your pleasant surprises.
Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking, I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Jeff Kaplan. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful abs. The child bearing hips of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Jeff Kaplan pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would his parents create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
Just got back from the PTR. I love the "Give up hope" and "fail miserably" abilities, really feels like a character I can finally connect to
that sums up my experience trying to get on ptr in general
Sounds like most of my experience with orisa, no need to add an old-r15
That lying in pieces ability tho. Add so much to character. Unforgettable.
8542Madness Jeff was foreshadowing Mercy
Ha noobs These abilities are basically just hacks for scrubs who want to be as good as me.
"Punching them in the face while screaming 'Numbani belongs to me' for about 20 hours a day"
I'm dead XD
"What we're gonna do is go out and capture those people, and force them to test my new Doomfist cosplay, which basically involves me punching them in the face while screaming "Numbani belongs to me" for about 20 hours a day."
*im done*
Panzer Man Kinky
Panzer Man *20 hours, but whatever. Still fucking funny.
Panzer Man Pretty fitting tbh
you can punch people for 40 hours a day if there were 40 hours in a day
Yuu Hyakuya Aw shit you're right
I guess I misheard, but I thought that was the joke, that he said an impossible number of hours in a day.
As far as im concerned these are the real patch notes
I would have loved a free Loot box on April 1st and have it be Jeff saying "Hello, you get nothing."
thegalaxy2012 i mean free coins are better than nothimg
"And of course we as the development team are gonna be watching, so if for whatever magical reason you are able to do something useful as Roadhog. We're gonna fix it, right away!" This fucking killed me hahaha
Best part
KyoPewz I also lost it
If it’s positive you know they’ll fix it 😂😂
*NUMBANI BELONGS TO ME*
Daniel P. NUMBANI IS MY CITY
ZOMBIEschmowzo02 numbani is my swamp
Has it been 20 hours yet????
Daniel P. I was looking for this comment lmfao
*THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT AND I'LL DO AS I PLEASE*
"an infinite amount of zarya goth skins"
10/10
IGN : hmm interesting
N O
M O R E
M R .
N I C E
J E F F
Lil' Corn Jeph*
pisse3000 why jeph
tutuschloto it's an inside joke about how the Overwatch Starbucks spelt his name as Jeph instead of Jeff
No more
new tank designed by Kaplan: R-15!
Health: 1/1
damage: 1
speed: slow
passive: oldness
Secondary: fail miserably
Tab: lay down
Shift: Shatter into pieces
ultimate: give up hope
pa ms difficulty level: 3 stars
no but roadhog is already in the game
Night5225 Lmao
2nd ultimate: Prepare for death
oh i didn't know i am in the game
No more Mr Nice Jeff..... HE"S BECOMING MORE POWERFUL OVER TIME!!!!!
Dear lord, he's coming....
Andrew Hood after all, numbani belongs to him.
Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death
His ultimate is CHARGING
We gotta get on the point guys, it's overtime
Why are we still here, just to suffer? Every night I can feel my gold guns… and my victories… even good teammates. The games I've lost… The supports I've lost… won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm going to make them give back our SR!
Low Def Azura love a good metal gear meme, you could say Jeff played us like a damn fiddle hehe
Leroy Jenkins The world calls for supports and we answer… no greater good… no just cause
Leroy Jenkins Blizzard sent us to hell but we're going even deeper. Take back everything that we've lost!
Plat player, I'm already a demon
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN BRONZE!
I am simply following my programming. Give the SR back. This isn't right it was ours! We built it damn it!
"Old R-15"
"OLD R 15has a lot of amizing abilities,such as *fail miserably,lay in pieces* and *give* *up* *hope* "
Wow,just like me!
Alessandro Testi *Same*
me too thanks
Alessandro Testi me tho
That's so me to
Alessandro Testi - I think hanzo mains will be able to transfer their skills well into this hero
the fact that this was released right before the doomfist Dev update is fucking amazing
2:25 Jeff still dropping the dope rhymes
Cesar The Salad #bars
Yeet y33t
1:57 now i want a jeff skin for mercy
majorjay18
nnuuutttt
*jeph
Otso Hiipakka are you new everybody calls him Jeff😒
zogo mogo clearly you are new when jeff went to a starbucks they spelt his name ''jeph''
*NO👏MORE👏MISTER👏NICE👏JEFF👏*
this is the comment I was looking for
He's T H I C C! He's a MEME-MEME-MEME!
Jeff Kaplan is my city.
Its our Kapital.
we built this city
we built this city on salt and trolls
Overwatch is selling like a god church
Hey I got a loot box,ima open it!
"you get nothing"
"No more mr. nice Jeph"
Bamacuber my nama Jeph
Bamacuber "...jeph..." wtf not a grammer nazi but what and is it a joke having it spelled wrong if so you must enjoy shit normi memes
wait is that day boi yep your a shit normi that is a weak its not even funny its just a frog riding a unicycle its like the "i need healing" -genji main joke its dead you cant even bandwagan off it and its not even funny
btw its 2am for me lol what am i doing with my life btw bet you wont even read all of it
A simple FISH I'm so confused as to what I just read?
A simple FISH I read all of it. I can't understand you.
*jeff
"We look forward to seeing what you guys have to say because we feel like we're making this game with you guys, even though we ignore pretty much all of your feedback."
It's like this was an actual developer update.
*NO MORE MR. NICE JEFF*
*jeph
*jeph
*jeph
Jeph Caplan*
Jeh-fuh-fuh
He fucking posted this on the day Doomfist came out.
Lmao I subbed
I will put out a video when I hit 100 subscribers I subbed to you because I wanna see what kind of vid you will put out xD
*DINOFLASK IS MY MEME*
Jax Cai mine too :O
tutuschloto Utah is my hotel room.
tutuschloto Dinoflask is my spirit animal
tutuschloto Uranus is my living room
Trivago is my hotel
> OldR-15's abilities are "fail miserably," "laying in pieces," and "give up hope"
Finally, an Overwatch character I can actually play!
Jeff is Doomfist confirmed
Fuck they knew
he just got confirmed no lie
YOU KNOW WHAT go on the ptr
lol that coincidence tho
PTR bro
he's got a lottt of amazing abilities, such as *FAIL. MISERABLY.*
ohhhhh, i watch your vids dude! lol, yeah, he never needs any balancing, that's how great it is
Dinoflask challenge: try not to nut in 5 milliseconds (IMPOSSIBLE)
woah there boi watch out our ill nut in ya
Y.Smokez your life sure is...
Does pulling out a peanut out of my pocket count?
Quackie 99.99999% FAIL GUARANTEED
Looks down at lack of penis. Cries.
_No more Mr Nice Jeff_ *activates ultimate*
“Wrestle with Jeff, Prepare for Death.”
See you Jeff, thanks for everything.
Two developer updates in one day? Sweet
Do you just have a separate hard drive filled with half second clips of Jeff
Rilivi
Maybe
Yes along with a terriabite of "homework"
As an editor this made me laugh cus this is exactly what usually happens
1:30 "For whatever magical reason you do something good with Roadhog, we're gonna fix it"
*HELLO, YOU GET NOTHING*
tutuschloto spamming comments to get attention sounds pathetic yes?
anderson teo I think you should add a comma between "pathetic" and "yes." Without it, you're saying "sounds pathetic yes?"
you LOSE!
*GOOD DAY SIR*
anderson teo cry me a river
tutuschloto wish i could, but it's not enough to drown your ego
Oh man, I miss being dissatisfied with lootboxes. I want to be dissatisfied with lootboxes again.
I want Dinoflask's lijiang tower.
"Even though we pretty much ignore all your feedback." LOL!!!
Oh snap new Dinoflask video, just in time for the actual Doomfist update video. Fast as always by referencing the latest update while getting great mileage out of slightly older news. Well whatever it is Jeff will do his shenanigans again in a surprising way.
"even though we ignore pretty much all of your feedback"
SO FUCKING TRUE.
Maybe for [DE]...
Yeah, not really though, lol. Blizzard is actually really good at listening to their playerbase.
Yeah, they totally listened to people telling them that Bastion was super OP on the PTR but released him anyway. THEN they nerfed him after they realized he was OP.
Blizzard were bought by activision.... Now it's one of the worst company
Actually blizz is a little too good at listening to their bronze playerbase in the forums. They are the reason road got nerfed, because they couldn't bother to learn basic positioning before whining.
"even though we've ignored all of your feedback" ahaha such a great ending.
They stole the OldR15 ability set from me! Rude!
Ely Gold he didn't, look closer
Great job! I didn't expect much going in. I am crying laughing and sharing this with my people now.
4:02
"you get NOTHING. you LOSE!"
GOOD DAY SIR.
Omg I just found this video today, that troll control measure had me on the floor at 2 Am, friggin genius!
WRESTLE WITH JEPH, GET PUNCHED TO DEPH
Just A Padparadscha YEPH
That little pause at 3:23 is incredible
"which is forcing you to do my doomfist cosplay, which is basically me bunching your face while screaming 'numbani is mine!' for 20 hours a day" lmao
OldR15 sounds like me playing against a pharrah
The best thing about this is that it was on my TH-cam front page, and I didn't look at the channel name when I clicked on it. So, I didn't realize it was a dinoflask video until the first cut. Talk about your pleasant surprises.
oh MY GOD the ending killed me im still dying holy shittt
vanilla salt you will be remembered.
hey, nice pp
This is the most Funniest Thing in a While
The Editing Skills are Brilliant
GO OUT AND CAPTURE THOSE SUB HUMANS! CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!
The quality of these has only increased. Please never stop. These are the best things going right now lol
Numbani belongs to me! Numbani belongs to me! Numbani...
Mon az *BELONGS TO ME*
I really miss these.
What an editing nightmare! You have way more patience than I do
This channel is not pure gold, it's pure diamond. Every single sentence is a comedy masterpiece.
Love you dinoflask
OldR15 is my spirit animal.
I don't know how your churn these out so quickly. Awesome stuff. Please don't stop! X-D
Doomfist was recently exposed to originate from the city of England
damn, didn't know biggie watched dino flask. Are there more kripperinos like you?
Biggierino Cheeserino Kripperino You get a like just for that name.
Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking, I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Jeff Kaplan. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful abs. The child bearing hips of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Jeff Kaplan pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would his parents create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
this is beautiful..... you have such a way with words
DSPStanky Wannabe Hentai?
extra T H I C C
DSPStanky Wannabe You need to go out more
do you think jeff kaplan ever reads the comments on these videos
Came out just an hour before Doomfist was announced. Best day.
Holy shit, that stuff about Roadhog was killing me XD
ʐXavier Xavierʐ It's true
"Add an infinite amount of Gothic Zarya skins" I died
Possibly the best 4 minutes of my life
Micah Pace *and 5 seconds
You never cease to amaze me.
Three to the one to the one to the three...
This is Jeff from the Overwatch team.
Derino Making changes you wouldn't beleive
BigDragon gonna take you out with a long range beam
build that ult for me
I've been to the forum made my IQ drop
"you get so angry, to the point where you want your whole team to implode."
Jeff hasn't taken me to his bed
The fact that Jeff sounds so bored when he speaks and is remixed while still sounding calm in these astounds me
Bravo, dinoflask
Just before doomfist reveal
"Ultimate is ready."
"GIVE UP HOPE!!"
*DEFEAT*
This warmed my cold dead heart.
Best Dev Update I have ever seen.
"But enough is enough, no more Mr. Nice Jeff. The days of getting cookie crazy one shot kills as Roadhog are over" I laughed my ass off holy shit
I want a 'Kooky Krazy' Kaplan..... something.
plz
I dunno...what if he decides to make like a mug or something with those initials on it? You still want it?
:thinking: ...
ggwp
Man, Jeff is the master of auto-regulated beard control. It auto-shaves and grows seemingly at will!
Overwatch is my city.
iAlexM Overwatch is an organization you fucking casual.
#NumbaniMyCity
england is my city
Europe is my town
iAlexM Its everyday bro
with the Disney channel flow...
Omg this was the funniest one yet Dino! Thanks so much for the laughs!
MFW I don't get Doomfist trying to sell me Oldspice odor blocker body wash because he isn't voiced by Terry Crews.
this might be your best one yet.
msde me laugh out loud 5 times
OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR RETURNS!
NO Only jeff
rafly r
Jeff is the lord. Dino is the prophet.
Dinoflask, you are a legend! Never stop! I will watch every one of these at least five times.
Great content
Faker
Jeff Kaplan pretty sure both of you are the fakes
@@arslanow9917 wooosg
I can assure you the quality hasn't suffered at all, dinoflask. This was hilarious!
I wanna see Doomfist Cosplaying Jeff
I wanna see Jeff cosplaying Doomfist
winnie alula Legendary Jeff skin for Doomfist!
I REALLY hope Jeff sees these, because these are just awesome.
*NO MORE MR NICE JEPH*
I thought he'd say 'so in the next update we'll be introducing infinite number of portraits, but you'll still be able to use one'
Wow, this is ridiculously timed.
I absolutely love these. Please keep em coming.
Big daddy jeffoflask
I just Can stop Laughing at
"No More Mr.Nice Jeff"
The best part is always in the end lmao 3:57
You mean the whole thing?
Duuuude! You really nailed it with this lane! Busting up laughing at the road hog segment!!
Wrestle with Jeff prepare for death
This is so well put together it hurts.
No more Mr Nice Jeff
I don't easily laugh out loud at videos. You're a genius mr. Dinoflask
*NO MORE MR NICE JEFF*
*WRESTLE WITH JEFF PREPARE FOR DEATH*