Secondary ability: -Changes his Shirt faster than the speed of light, invisible to the human Eye. Name: Jeff Did Something (but you were to slow to see it)
"You can treat Bob like a teammate, you can target Bob with a stream of abusive chat until he disconnects" AHAHAHAHAH poor bob i know how this feeling too well
Hey man, life is life. Your content is extremely detail-oriented, funny and passionate. I don’t expect a video every week and I’d much rather let the artist take the time to make his art. Thank you for bringing a smile to the face of the Overwatch community!
@@TheIceEnder I agree bob is a god or something, at a minimum he is self aware because every time I am looking one way and tell him to go there he falls from the sky majestically and runs 90 degrees to where I was aimed, and often is right off a cliff or down a hole, so he is definitely at a minimum self aware since he is always making his own decisions on where to descend from the heavens and run to.
yea i really got hungry from the eating geoff goodman part! and ofcourse we would never do anything against our daddy jeff he is as he said untouchable!
Your videos never let me down xDD. But god, making this must take hours upon hours of watching the developer updates. You must have already seen him during more time than even his own parents xD
I imagine he has the transcription of each update and just searches for a word he wants to use in text form, plus he's done this so many times I bet he has compound words figured out in some way as well.
There are programs out there that look for sounds in audio/video files and returns related matches, like a Google search but for sounds. That's how the music companies are able to shut down unofficial uploads of their songs so damn fast.
Stopped playing Overwatch some time ago but dinoflask is always pure gold. It must take ages to put together each one of these videos but they're always hilarious. Thanks for all the great work.
@@dinoflask hes just going to ban you when he uses his "inclusive" powers to force youtube to make users attach their blizzard account to their channels
Wait... this isn't a dev update? Damn you're right... Dinoflask's channel... but where's the parody? He really slacked on this one, everything in this video is true... :^>
- *Wrestle* (0s cooldown; Briefly wrestle with any target hero[including ally], after 3s delay they are killed and cannot respawn regardless of game mode or rules)
"you can target Bob with a stream of, you know, abusive chat for example until he disconnects from the game in tears" That cracked me up! Great video man, made me laugh a lot :)
@@mostcertainlynotmiguelprob4216 should we report this behavior that doesn't match our community standards? its CLEARLY shapeshifting humans!!! such a SHILL
"Jeff, do something!" I hear you cry; But even my power level is not high enough to stop what's happening, uhm, here at Blizzard. Hahahaha I was fucking dying at all of this.
Really impressive sound bite video splicing! From commentary on the current state of the game to erotically spectating Mercy and Winston. I was laughing pretty hard throughout - thank you - I needed that.
he probably has an alphabetical list of all the words jeff ever said in his dev updates. he can then write the script however he wants, and just go and select each individual clip for each word and compile everything. If one of the script words has never been said by jeff, he can work around it by wording the sentene in a different way while keeping the meaning and using the available words he has.
He did step down at an appropriate time, though. The vibe was definitely in the "Yknow what, fuck you Blizzard, you have destroyed my dreams" kind of way. At least that's what I tell myself, I would be super sad if Jeff turned out to be the type of bastard that that company fostered. Imagine watching something you loved burn in flames as you just had to walk away. It sucks.
I just think that’s the funniest shit. Ashe screaming for bob to do something, bob charging in from another dimension, crashing into a wall and before he can even get a shot off, he’s immediatly getting bombarded with abusive chat from the rest of the team, making him quickly disconnect in tears.
Don't beat yourself up over 4 months, I appreciate your consistent quality more than spamming shit out and I think this one is your best work yet I loved it
I haven't played Overwatch for years but it's so great to be kept updated on the evolving Jeff meta
Prepare to Cry > The fall of Overwatch
VaatiVidya wooo vaati big fan!
Is that VaatiVidya on DinoFlask's channel!? Hell yeah!
i used to watch your videos while eating dinner
@@dinoflask I used to watch both your videos on the toilet :(
Recover a fat Zenyatta from the recycle bin
That got me good.
@@fluffier **thicc
@@jebediahhonker-tonker5901 C H O N K Y
@@H4LOM4ZT3R I N A W E O F T H E S I Z E O F T H A T L A D
magmablock BOB DO SOMETHING
"in tiers" is used for "in tears"
dinoflask you amazing bastard.
*"LITERALLY UNTOUCHABLE"*
Forgot the ™ after every word...
*PapaJeff - Abilities:*
- *Literally Untouchable* (Passive; Complete Immunity from everything. Literally.)
- *Gasping Breath* (10s cooldown; PapaJeff remembers to breathe, gasping a lungful of air, preventing death)
- *"I'm Jeff from the Overwatch™ team"* (reminds everyone that he is literally untouchable)
Secondary ability:
-Changes his Shirt faster than the speed of light, invisible to the human Eye. Name: Jeff Did Something (but you were to slow to see it)
Anything for you Jeff.
"we think it's really fun watching the South Korean team win the world cup every single year"
Oof
"Maybe if I keep saying it. One day it might actually happen." Savage.
"You can treat Bob like a teammate, you can target Bob with a stream of abusive chat until he disconnects"
AHAHAHAHAH poor bob i know how this feeling too well
You sound weak.
Avery you sound toxic
@@mindremote That's exactly what a weak person would say.
Wind salty from bans bb?
Now, that's why he disappears randomly. XD
“absolutely gorgeous Mercy upskirt shots” 😂😂😂
LevelUpLifting nice to see you here. Great content btw
dat Ashe doe! in amazing 4K quality
Sexy
Does anyone in the overwatch universe even notice mercy's beauty?
And the first time Jeff got his first 4K 60fps glimpse, he cried.
Honestly I'd cry too.
"Now that over half of the development team has been moved to making mobile games that uhm nobody really wanted in the first place" hahahahahaha
Cuts too deep.
That’s the most true statement I have ever heard
Pure Gold
There's overwatch mobile?
Antony O. Nope, they’re referring to diablo mobile which was announced at blizzcon which...nobody wanted lol
You’re getting even better, the flow is more fluid
Marcello Micheletto
That's a lot due to the fact that there is more and more Dev Update
@@thiebautjoel nice profile pic
Hahahaha
I'm so dead
This is his greatest work to date
You can abuse chat with a stream of abusive chat for example until he disconnects in tears lmao
that's the line
@Pabensil yes sweet child papa jeff is real
the part with the professional hots player made me cry
Hots PepeHands
We all cry on the inside.
i will respond to every single comment on this video
edit: top level comments only obviously, aint nobody got time for replies
dinoflask ambitious
Nice video my man
Even this one?
dinoflask but you didn’t
Rip bob you were to pure
This is a mastapeese. I love that Bob is basically a Big Zenyungus.
zenyungus lol
@@dinoflask your content is great, I'ma sub now pap
"Recycled fat zenyatta"
Hey man, life is life. Your content is extremely detail-oriented, funny and passionate. I don’t expect a video every week and I’d much rather let the artist take the time to make his art. Thank you for bringing a smile to the face of the Overwatch community!
GAYYYYY! Wait no, that's Soldier
These videos went from funny, to truth.
RagebrosINC Does this mean I’ll be able to verbally abuse B.O.B in the next patch?
@@nostop2769 U insult boob = u insult meh
BOoB is a god, don't you dare to abuse a god. Or he will leave the chat w tears on his eyes :
@@TheIceEnder I agree bob is a god or something, at a minimum he is self aware because every time I am looking one way and tell him to go there he falls from the sky majestically and runs 90 degrees to where I was aimed, and often is right off a cliff or down a hole, so he is definitely at a minimum self aware since he is always making his own decisions on where to descend from the heavens and run to.
*You can get some absolutely gorgeous Mercy up-skirt shots at a really high level of detail.*
Well, I mean shit. He sold me.
He says that he cried when he did it for the first time
@@SaltyIdleBoi
Me too
@@balazsdusek it's because she's trans!!!
Aww yeah...
The message at the end was really inspiring, Gamers rise up!!!1!
it's now or never
BOTTOM TEXT
We live in a society...
yea i really got hungry from the eating geoff goodman part! and ofcourse we would never do anything against our daddy jeff he is as he said untouchable!
BOTTOM TEXT
*GAMERS RISE UP!*
"If I say it often enough, maybe one day it will happen..."
I always imagined that the constant changes of Jeff's clothes are like scrolling through his skins.
The amount of trademarks in the subtitles is hilarious.
Mobile games that no one even wanted in the first place
that is also the line
@@dinoflask is it tho
Don't you have phones?
@@NikeLikeMike Thanks Activision Blizzard.
I stopped playing ow but i'll never unsub from dinoflask
Ditto
Your videos never let me down xDD. But god, making this must take hours upon hours of watching the developer updates. You must have already seen him during more time than even his own parents xD
I imagine he has the transcription of each update and just searches for a word he wants to use in text form, plus he's done this so many times I bet he has compound words figured out in some way as well.
There are programs out there that look for sounds in audio/video files and returns related matches, like a Google search but for sounds. That's how the music companies are able to shut down unofficial uploads of their songs so damn fast.
How does he change his shirt so fast
Toaster its his ability ingame
Jeff is in his own spawnroom, all he does is spam H and quickly switching skins.
It`s his ultimate =)
He shaves and gets a beard really fast too
Forget his shirts... mind his beard
Stopped playing Overwatch some time ago but dinoflask is always pure gold. It must take ages to put together each one of these videos but they're always hilarious. Thanks for all the great work.
Holy shit, these things keeps getting better and better. Haven't laughed out loud to a youtube video in a looong time.
The best part about not watching dinoflask videos' for a while, is you get to laugh at them all over again.
I have no idea how long this takes to make but I know it takes a lot of work. I can appreciate that. Keep this up.
I absolutely died at "Fat Zenyatta" Great job man! X-DDD
"Ashe's ultimate ability allows her to recover a fat Zenyatta from the recycle bin and unleash him onto the battle field" Aaahahahaha! Amazing!
I feel like these become more and more true true after every update..
Way to go Dinoflask lmfao theres no way Jeff didn't piss himself laughing at this one, good job man, quality over quantity
I hope so, maybe I was too mean
@@dinoflask naw Jeff's a big boy, he was born before all the sjw PC culture bullshit and I'm sure Goodman loved the namedrop as well
@@dinoflask Im sure its fine, thx 4 the vid ;)
@@dinoflask hes just going to ban you when he uses his "inclusive" powers to force youtube to make users attach their blizzard account to their channels
"We're making it so Bob will join team the voice chat" lmao
I tought this was a developer update and i was really excited, but then i realized it was a dinoflask video and i was even more excited
Wait... this isn't a dev update? Damn you're right... Dinoflask's channel... but where's the parody? He really slacked on this one, everything in this video is true... :^>
I lost it at fat zenyatta from a recycle bin.
Someone left the zenyatta there too
But then he'll be killed when gamers riseup.
_ gamertron23 it was the one widow maker killed
To make Overwatch a more inclusive gamespace, Soldier 76 has been buffed and his biotic field makes everything in it gay.
I approve of these changes
To counteract this they've made it so his tactical visor only targets males
Soldier 76 on victory: "I have achieved my mission. *Everyone gay.*"
"I have you in my ga...ze!"
Theyre putting chemicals in the healing that turn the friggin heros gay
Bob left the chat
Wow Jeff can not only change his shirt at will but also his facial hair! A truly incredible wizard.
Well he is over 30.
But never his dead eyed stare
Jeff will open the gates? Ok, I'll escort him to safety, while you swarm Blizzard.
new map where you have to escort jeff the payload out of blizzard hq
ZERG RUSH
@@Hammerdown24 golden comment!
this idea is too good lol
@@vynonyoutube1418 Just take out the one supply depot on the side of their wall and that'll be good enough to swarm lings in.
*PapaJeff - Abilities:*
- *Literally Untouchable* (Passive; Complete Immunity from everything. Literally.)
- *Gasping Breath* (10s cooldown; PapaJeff remembers to breathe, gasping a lungful of air, preventing death)
- *Show em who's boss* (5 sec cooldown, Can nerf any hero and completely make it useless)
- *Overwatch Esports* (Ultimate; Does Nothing.)
- *Wrestle* (0s cooldown; Briefly wrestle with any target hero[including ally], after 3s delay they are killed and cannot respawn regardless of game mode or rules)
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Can we get a customisable ass slider in the settings?
max it out on zenyatta
"I'll let you guys inside."
Thanks, homie.
L0L The Bob scene got me laughing
Report bob for toxicity.
Fat Zenyatta represent!
Proof that Jeff is in fact Dinoflask. Trying to secure his escape route from angry players.
4:43 .... ahead of his time. dinoflask called it before everything went down at blizzard
I wonder if we can make automated Jeff text-to-speech with similar technique...
That would be awesome
And it would be not that hard cause he speaks like one anyways
@@balazsdusek Well, I could do it, if there is some interest, but I doubt there is much :D
Welcome back dino!
"you can target Bob with a stream of, you know, abusive chat for example until he disconnects from the game in tears"
That cracked me up! Great video man, made me laugh a lot :)
"you can eat Jeff Goodman for all I care"
DEAD
Dinoflask, your creativity and absolute savage burns are incredible. This is truly the peak of 2019.
“White widow maker” 😂😂
With the ass slider set to the very low end.
thank you dinoflask, very cool
This is the best one dude. Im dead.
Is good. But it's definitely not the best.
I hope noone will cut this video to make it sound like Jeff is saying something ridiculous..
I burst out laughing at the Zenyatta line, then my dad cracked up behind me. 10/10 from this house.
I missed you Starting Captions.
I missed you. :'(
I'm back for now, let's hug
@@dinoflask (づ￣ ³￣)づ
We all missed you. :) Always happy to see a video from you.
Where are you?
And I'm so sorry!
I can not eat, I can not sleep ton-
Sorry ...
I love how the ending presicted the 2021 riots outside of blizzard
The last blizzard employees disliked the fact Jeff said we gamers can have them
The others went developing Diablo immortal
I feel like Jeff owes his street cred to you, you need to leverage this into a top job at Blizzard, even if you're overqualified.
I don't think Blizzard is exactly taking on new employees at the moment.
@@Taliesin_ it quite literally says in the launcher that they are
But they are paying support guys for leaving
@@balazsdusek Only in Ireland. They haven't laid anyone off where it matters.
You don’t wanna work for blizzard man 😂
The most honest Jeff from the Overwatch team that i ever seen
Blizzard employees going to mobile games? I guess that's just how mafia works.
probably well over 50% of the work on diablo immortal will be done in china
I have never hated mobile games, but recent events have led to me despising them.
*local man goes insane after responding to over 1000 comments*
send help
@@dinoflask keep up the videos, man. I appreciate the effort.
If you pay close attention to the video you can notice that his glasses keep changing while he is talking.
Yeah and if you look real close you can see his clothes change to.
@@joarcrazyboi If you are just going to make stuff up like that I feel you shouldn't really be posting comments.
@@TheTootyFrooty 😆
@@joarcrazyboi yeah get out
@@mostcertainlynotmiguelprob4216 should we report this behavior that doesn't match our community standards? its CLEARLY shapeshifting humans!!! such a SHILL
5:03 xdd
what is up, fellow content creator?
@@dinoflask Nothing much just chillin 😎how about u?
2 memes interacting
Tell Jeff to release more cinematics so Justin can make more videos
Juston fuck you
"Jeff, do something!" I hear you cry; But even my power level is not high enough to stop what's happening, uhm, here at Blizzard. Hahahaha I was fucking dying at all of this.
4:46 we did not realize that he was foreshadowing the disaster that is overwatch2 and it's pve
well, you called it, jeff is untouchable, damnit
finally back with another one .
also let BOB join the voice chat
Really impressive sound bite video splicing! From commentary on the current state of the game to erotically spectating Mercy and Winston. I was laughing pretty hard throughout - thank you - I needed that.
What's your video preparation/editing process? Do you have a script planned before or do you just wing it?
The process probably involves hiring activision to disrupt the flow of enjoyment and respect.
he probably has an alphabetical list of all the words jeff ever said in his dev updates. he can then write the script however he wants, and just go and select each individual clip for each word and compile everything. If one of the script words has never been said by jeff, he can work around it by wording the sentene in a different way while keeping the meaning and using the available words he has.
Joe The Fancy Tuxedo he also uses different syllables from other words to make some words that Jeff has never said
@@danieldriscoll2155 like "f*cking"
@@pietro6227 sounds really complex. Dino sure puts a lot of work in these.
“until he disconnects in tears” IM IN TEARS
Sentence mixing is an art and nobody can tell me otherwise
One like for throwing Jeff goodman under the bus.
Good thing he didn't throw Geoff Goodman under the bus. That could've been bad.
@@HiIeric117 Geoff dodged a bullet.
When Jeff calls in sick on shooting day
if Jeff isn't in, you get the hell out
Dude this is incredible work. I can't even imagine working on something so hard like this for so long. You are amazing.
Edited to perfection. Great work my dude.
Lmao that entire part about the camera.
Can I just say, I love this. Jeff's voice is so monotone, this works too well, but the cuts are amazing as well. Good video man.
2019 Over watch: We're all gay bois now
No U
Soldier 76 wants to know your location
Yeah, we have so many gay characters, like Ana, Widowmaker, Torb, Reinhardt...
🅱️oldier: 69
2 gays 2 many
Can we talk about how dinoflask predicted Jeff leaving and Blizzard going to shit?
He did step down at an appropriate time, though. The vibe was definitely in the "Yknow what, fuck you Blizzard, you have destroyed my dreams" kind of way. At least that's what I tell myself, I would be super sad if Jeff turned out to be the type of bastard that that company fostered. Imagine watching something you loved burn in flames as you just had to walk away. It sucks.
Jeff is watching this alone i know he is 😂
Dinoflask is Jeff. Everyone knows that.
This is how he warms up before all those mercy upskirt shots
God damnit dinoflask, now I have omelette all over my laptop. I should have known better than to try and watch this whilst having dinner.
omlette is a breakfast food you degenerate
@@dinoflask breakfast for dinner is fucking fantastic, what you mean.
I just think that’s the funniest shit. Ashe screaming for bob to do something, bob charging in from another dimension, crashing into a wall and before he can even get a shot off, he’s immediatly getting bombarded with abusive chat from the rest of the team, making him quickly disconnect in tears.
The true Overwatch Developer Update is here.
P.S. This video was savage. I love it.
Given what's been happening these past few days, that angry mob outside of the Blizzard campus might be forming sooner than Jeff had expected.
I love the ending message so damn much. I mean your videos always bring me joy, but that last bit pure gold.
"You can eat geoff goodman for all I care..."
Laughed so hard
oh man! you never disappoint!!
Absolutely amazing. Thank you for sitting through all those clips for our amusement.
As a HotS players, Jeff will be spared once he opens the gates to us.
"Recover a fat Zenyatta from the recycle bin"
Simply brilliant.
This might be the best one yet. Happy new year
THE LEGEND HAS RETURNED
Man, this is too real now in 2021
Don't beat yourself up over 4 months, I appreciate your consistent quality more than spamming shit out and I think this one is your best work yet I loved it
Bob will join the team voice chat and we can target bob with abusive chat until he disconnects in tears lmao