@@Victoria4000 "PTR philosophy" length 14:23 with roadhog on the thumbnail. Reference is at 9:26, hes quoting a video of dinoflask, dont know which one it was though.
Just won another wresting match. I'll be making the decision on nerfing every single character in Overwatch, plus making the game very unbearable to play. Everyone will now have 100 health, and respawn times are now extended by 5 minutes.
"Hey, if any of you pick Sombra, I will pick Mei and none of you will be leaving the spawn room until late 2017" i've started doing this but with hanzos too
As entertaining as these are, I sure hope Jeff knows these are sarcastic exaggerations of the forums. Most of the changes implemented are all steps in the right direction.
Roby599 She was too strong. I don't think she needed changes to her weapons and I thought her armor should have been set to 300 not 200, but none the less, she needed changes hence still step in the right direction.
Stan V Yeah she needed a few tweaks, not to be completely kneecapped. Now it's gonna be back to "pick a real tank" when playing comp and picking D.Va.
Casey James the problem is that you see the same comment so much that it gets unfunny, if you want to show appreciation, come up with something original
Dinoflask, you are a god of editing. Each time one of these comes up I have to show it to everyone and I'm crying tears every freaking time. Thank you man. Thank you :')
Yeah but at this point she is so useless if you pick her everyone on your team instantly thinks you're throwing. No character should be in that position if they're balanced, and 0.2 seconds faster hacking isn't going to change anything...
True, but her Kit in general is really boring and not interesting at all, just like DVA. Even tho DVA is a little more crisp because of the flying and her Ult. (My opinion)
ive actually been playing sombra in comp and havent gotten flamed surprisingly. And 0.2 seconds faster for hacking is actually pretty useful for hacking heroes that reload, so you can hack when they reload.
It's a good thing you keep posting these; the official updates are always so complicated and confusing. Thanks for taking the time to break them down and put them in a format that the common man can understand.
"If you pick Sombra I will pick Mei and none of you will be leaving the spawn room until late 2017" I fucking chocked on the blueberries I was eating. Oh my god. Never have I squealed with laughter. My sides hurt.
"join the team voice chat and say hey, if any of you pick sombra i will pick mei and none of you will be leaving the spawn room until late 2017" 0:55 LUL
I've missed good youtube poop sentence mixing for so long, thank god for dinoflask and jeff kaplan's consistent cadence. eagerly awaiting the capture the rooster video
big thanks to all my subscribers for helping me reach 100k!
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This is my second video I have seen by you and this made me subscribe! hahahahaha this is great! ^__^
dinoflask you deserve a million for this art
Proposition 421(should be 420 :C)
dinoflask I don't get why people would dislike these videos they are so amazing every one of your videos I keep on laughing SO hard it's so hilarious
hey I main sombra
"If I'm going down I'm taking Blizzard with me" really hits different now. Aged like wine.
"Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death" xD
best part!
And meme was born.
I died when it happened
this guys videos crack me up lol
Lapis Lazuli 😂😂😂
Plot Twist: dinoflask is Jeff Kaplan and these are his true thoughts.
Xialoh Dinoflask speaks engrish, Jeff ALSO speaks english... Coincidence? I THINK NOT
lol it's kinda like that one kid that use to fart in class and everyone knew, but didnt say anything to try to be nice
Dat incredibles reference
Read the new AMA.
Answers your statement. (yeah)
Xialoh Jeff even said once that Dinoflask makes him say what he really wants to say sometimes
"Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for Death"
I lost my shit
"If you pick Sombra I will pick Mei and none of you will be leaving the spawn room until late 2017"
That Antonio they'd be leaving about now.
It’s sad that it doesn’t really work anymore :(
Oh man 1 year later and it still makes me cry hahahahah
"Our goal is not to make Sombra useful in any way"
I
AM
FREEEE
"And I'll lock you in the base until Late 2017". Yes.
Not even close
Yeah Ik, it was the late 2017 part that made it for me anyway, and didn't want to spoil it if someone dropped down to the comments early.
sure.
It was late 2017.
Fleming Okay the last bit was kinda a lie, but the late 2017 is truth I swear lol.
wrestle with jeff prepare for death! holy shit that's fucking perfection!
Tyrodin Oh. Hi tyrodin. Do you think you can turn that into a meme?
Tyrodin Greetings!
Tyrodin what are you doing here?
Tyrodin ikr, this guy is a genius xD
Tyrodin 666 likes
These are the best Overwatch videos out there
Where are OW lore videos, Vaati?
too ez 4 me
VaatiVidya holy shit, you play games that aren't soul/borne games!?!
xZXY101x Did you really just ask that?
"gg report this vaati guy please, he's been afk at the eichenwalde bonfire all game"
"some developers want the heroes to be balanced while other developers want a pinwheel with 4 different sprays." LMFAO!
LunarChibi guess we know who won that wrestling match
Banana Cream it was Jeff.
LunarChibi "I tend to win"
"If I go down, blizzard goes down with me"
He's right, you know. He's involved in Blizz's most successful stuff.
He was the dev for Vanilla through Wrath WoW. Hes pretty much right.
Noah Kirkland No doubt that's true lol
It'll be live on WWE when it happens too.
Jeff Kaplan LMAO
Honestly I get more excited for these than the actual update videos.
EmeraldEyeProductions right lolol
I don't even play Overwatch but these are gold.
same
then how could you possibly know what hes talking about?
I'm more excited for these than the actual game.
"i will pick Mei and not let anyone leave the spawn point until late 2017" LMFAO fucking dead!!!!
Arthur Canet if ur dead how did you comment it
He died after he posted this coment
OR
he posted this coment in his way to heaven
Can't breathe I'm laughing my bass of while commenting
Nightwolf gaming no treble?
Or he is a zombie or another kind of undead creature.
As the saying goes here at Blizzard, "Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death."
AlleeCat2 holy shit I died
"Maybe you should choke on my Lijang Tower" - Jeff Kaplan 2017
xMrOink *2016*
NiceMemeBroxD *2009*
xMrOink when?
give timestamp
EmeraldMaster its not in the video -.-
These are seriously so freaking good dude. I can't breath from laughing.
"If I go down I'm taking Blizzard down with me"
ScarlettFever "As the saying goes here at Blizzard: 'Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death'"
LMFAO
I can't imagine if the official Overwatch TH-cam channel actually respond to your video.
TheDamnGames Jeff referenced the Roadhog hook from Dorado to point 2 of Ilios
Sanik Nyoom I can't imagine the expression of Jeff when he's watching this
TheDamnGames Probably fear. Dinoflask is predicting the future of Overwatch
TheDamnGames Probably fear. Dinoflask is predicting the future of Overwatch
Sanik Nyoom or maybe laugh his as off
At this point I just wanna see Jeff's reactions to whenever he first sees one of these.
Dual Wield He referenced the last one so his reacted would have probably been priceless
fr where
He mentions getting hooked from Dorado to "Point 2 of Ilios" in the last update video, which is a reference do Dinoflasks video on Roadhog's hook
The community wants to see Jeff's reactions from watching these vids!
Dual Wield I said that this video is how they can improve the ptr.
"Please keep buying loot boxes in the store so I can afford to buy a new jumper for every developer update video". No problem Keff Japlan.
Kevin The Skeleton jeefee japanni
"if i go down I'm gonna take blizzard down with me"
Jeff Kaplan
also 2017
"Wrestle with Jeff prepare for death."
If he goes down, blizzard goes with him.
Hana Song im into that if yaknow what I mean ;)
That part was gold
Same
e-e-e-e-e-e--e
"If I go down, I am taking Blizzard down with me"
Hits different now
"Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death" may be the best line yet.
CaptainSauce my favorite TH-camr
I have to imagine that Jeff himself actually looks forward to and watches these.
Max Bernhardt he does, he referenced one of these in the latest developer update
Emperor Naga he did? Which one
Emperor Naga
?
@@Victoria4000 "PTR philosophy" length 14:23 with roadhog on the thumbnail.
Reference is at 9:26, hes quoting a video of dinoflask, dont know which one it was though.
"If I go down I'm taking Blizzard down with me"
And here we are, three months after he left...
"Player tears region"
"As the saying goes here at Blizzard; wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death."
you're a fucking artist
"None of you will be leaving the spawn until late 2017." I'm dead XD
Just won another wresting match. I'll be making the decision on nerfing every single character in Overwatch, plus making the game very unbearable to play. Everyone will now have 100 health, and respawn times are now extended by 5 minutes.
so counter strike
Jeff Kaplan zy
Jeff Kaplan Thanks for making great changes to the game.
are you the real jeff kaplan?
i got 300% weapon accuracy whit phara.
I absolutely lost it at "Won't be leaving the spawn room..."
Actual tears in my eyes. Unreal. So funny man, thank you.
That's why Mei was created.
We need people to learn their lessons.
The other Players wouldn't skip the cut scene at the start of Uprising?
They will learn in the starting Tunnel.
Rory mercury I hated that fuck
wrestle with jeff, prepare for death....fam youre killing me lol
Kelvin711 o shee waddup kelvin
Kelvin711 hi Kevin
Shit, we even got Kelvin in here!
"if I go down, I'm taking Blizzard down with me" hits different in 2021
"our goal is to not make sombra usefull in any way"
Seems pretty accurate in my opinion.
SaltyOrisa A C K S H U I L Y
Basilo “that’s not really what we’re interested in”
"Hey, if any of you pick Sombra, I will pick Mei and none of you will be leaving the spawn room until late 2017"
i've started doing this but with hanzos too
"I just wanna let you know that if I go down, I'm taking Blizzard with me" 😂😂😂😂😂
How on earth does Dino script these?
We shall see now!
This line has aged beautifully 👌
Ready up, bois. This will be one hell of a fall, right through the bottom of the barrel.
Visionary! Fortune teller! Dino didn't script these, they just saw the future!
"I just wanna let you know that if I go down, I'm taking Blizzard with me" truer words have never been spoken.
3:25 he wasn't lying
He wasn't lying not in Overwatch but literal all Blizzard
Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death.
That was too amazing, I never thought I'd die like this.
"I just wanna let you know that if I go down, I'm taking Blizzard with me" Why did you lie to us jeffry whyyyyy T.T
"If I go down I'm taking Blizzard down with me"
-Jeff Kaplan 2017
:(
"I will pick mei and none of you will leave the spawn room until late 2017" XD
As entertaining as these are, I sure hope Jeff knows these are sarcastic exaggerations of the forums. Most of the changes implemented are all steps in the right direction.
Stan V I'm pretty sure he referenced these parody updates in the newest update video.
i can't say I agree with the D.Va changes though :(
Roby599 She was too strong. I don't think she needed changes to her weapons and I thought her armor should have been set to 300 not 200, but none the less, she needed changes hence still step in the right direction.
Stan V Yeah she needed a few tweaks, not to be completely kneecapped. Now it's gonna be back to "pick a real tank" when playing comp and picking D.Va.
Roby599 d.va has the most health out of any tank by far though. you are a dumbass
"quote the video, get free likes."
Finn Morgan ikr its kind of making these comments uncreative if there just repeating a sentence over and over
TheBoss4 GT whats wrong with showing appreciation to great comedy.
Casey James the problem is that you see the same comment so much that it gets unfunny, if you want to show appreciation, come up with something original
"If I go down, I'm taking Blizzard down with me."
This was supposed to be a funny joke, not a premonition.
3:23 Jeff Called it 4 years early.
"We just feel like she's too much fun right now" LOL
this one hits very different now
"If i'm going down, i'm taking blizzard down with me." With recent events uh... uh oh....
3:23 "if I go down, I'm taking blizzard down with me" :(
"If any of you pick Sombra, i will pick Mei and none of you will be leaving the spawn room until late 2017" got it
You are the fucking hero this community needs.
Wrestle with Jeff prepare for Death. best line ever
"If I go down, I'm taking Blizzard down with me"
The time has come... monkaS
3:09 is the best quote from Jeff.
No mention of the fact he legit referenced you in his last update? (The hook to point 2 of ilios thing) :(
Corlwow :)
he did?! whats the timestamp of when he mentioned him? I gotta see this
FunWhileTubing 9:15 ish
funwhiletubing he makes a reference to the 2nd point of ilios joke from the last video
Here is this moments, both, parody and answer from Jeff: coub.com/view/oq5js
'Wrestle with Jeff,
Prepare for death.'
Jeff Kaplan 2k17
"I just wanna let you know that if I go down, I'm taking Blizzard with me." 👀is blizzard going down now
We can no longer wrestle with jeff , sad
3:15 to be fair, he did warn us
"We like to do a coin toss to see what heros we wreck this month" you can't kill me so early in the video XD
"If I go down, I'm taking blizzard down with me" now that is hilarious 😂
How do you make these that fast?
Order & Chaos that's an oversimplification
Probably a programm with many clips of him saying words
when he needs a word he searches it and creates a video
Jeff just talkes, what do you mean?
Transcript every Jeff video, CTRL + F
Still a lot of work though.
Officer Sauer that would create a lot of manuscripting holy sjit
"Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death!"
I'M SO DONE
IM LYING ON THE FLOOR
SEND HELP
I just came here to bid a last farewell to Jeff Kaplan. You will be missed forever.
"Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death".
Lost it. 10/10
Jeff: "If I go down, I'm taking Blizzard down with me"
Uh oh...
oh no
"Which heroes will we R-r-r-r-r-rek this month" HAHa
Anyone coming from "Play Nice: The Rise, Fall, and Future of Blizzard Entertainment" the funni part is at 3:23
Dinoflask, you are a god of editing. Each time one of these comes up I have to show it to everyone and I'm crying tears every freaking time. Thank you man. Thank you :')
I have been waiting for this the moment I saw there was an update
lol same
Funny yet true as usual. Poor Sombra. Her gun needs buff, or at least minimize her bullet spread.
I don't think Overwatch needs another DVA tbh...
Angelo ;3
Yeah but at this point she is so useless if you pick her everyone on your team instantly thinks you're throwing. No character should be in that position if they're balanced, and 0.2 seconds faster hacking isn't going to change anything...
True, but her Kit in general is really boring and not interesting at all, just like DVA. Even tho DVA is a little more crisp because of the flying and her Ult. (My opinion)
ive actually been playing sombra in comp and havent gotten flamed surprisingly. And 0.2 seconds faster for hacking is actually pretty useful for hacking heroes that reload, so you can hack when they reload.
Jeff was literally the end of Blizzard being a good company.
Legend has it None of them have left the spawn room yet
"wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death" this phrase occasionally pops into my brain and makes me cackle, thanks dinoflask
These are getting better and better. I appreciate that!
Wrestle with Jeff. Prepare for death.
"Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death"
Think I'm going to cancel my application.
3:23 Prophetic.
3:22 Today is that day :(
"I just want to let you know that if i go down, i'm taking Blizzard down with me" Jeff Kaplan - 2K17
i don't even know what an Xbox one or a game station 4 is
I heard about something called the Nintendo Light Switch. I really don't know about that either.
It's a good thing you keep posting these; the official updates are always so complicated and confusing. Thanks for taking the time to break them down and put them in a format that the common man can understand.
0:33 This is the part I keep coming back for.
Fuck Yeah! been waiting for this since last developer update
"D.va, we feel is too much fun right now"
You sure this is edited?
Nope, it wasn't. I checked.
1 minute into the video and I'm already in tears...this is hands down my favourite TH-cam channel
Love this one! Probably my favourite so far. I really hope someone has shown Jeff these. I'm sure he'd have a laugh over them.
I'm still waiting for the Torbjorn and Reaper fantasy update
But does Torbjorn have the hardware to please Reaper?
this is the best one yet
Jamie Miller Are you serious??? I liked Symmetra and Jeff as hero more.
Tomáš Janoušek yeah this one was cool but I watched the two you mentioned sooo often and still hilarious
Tomáš Janoušek now I think about it, the Jeff the hero one was probably better. These are always great though
"If you pick Sombra I will pick Mei and none of you will be leaving the spawn room until late 2017"
I fucking chocked on the blueberries I was eating. Oh my god. Never have I squealed with laughter. My sides hurt.
I wonder if Jeff ever gets a laugh outta' this, lmao.
TyggzyYT he says he hates it and has to go to therapy every other day to cope with it.
I think he commented on this during a Twitter response video on WIRED's channel...
TyggzyYT
Jeph said that dinoflask says what jeph wants to say
"Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death"
I almost spit out my sandwich holy moly that's exactly what I needed today. Thank you
''if i go down, i'm taking Blizzard down with me''
-Jeff Kaplan, 2017
"Wrestle with jeff,prepare for death." Lol.
These get better every time. This one had me dying at the "wrestle with Jeff" line
I absolutely love everything about your videos, for the love of god do not stop making these.
"Wrestle with Jeff prepare for death" - Jeff Kaplan
"join the team voice chat and say hey, if any of you pick sombra i will pick mei and none of you will be leaving the spawn room until late 2017" 0:55
LUL
Heth BH Its 2017 lol but this is great
Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death 😂😂 that line killed me
Whoever made this... Thank you, that was beautiful
I've missed good youtube poop sentence mixing for so long, thank god for dinoflask and jeff kaplan's consistent cadence. eagerly awaiting the capture the rooster video