Same thing happened at a Gabriel Iglesias show here in Adelaide last year. He'd been talking about how much he likes the McDonald's Fillet of Fish and someone in the front row, very rudely, said "ew" VERY loudly, so it got picked up by the video camera and we all heard it. Fluffy was not having anyone diss the Fillet of Fish. Plus, if you grow up eating fish fingers as a kid and liking them and say you don't like the Fillet of Fish, which is literally just a large fish finger in a bun with cheese and tartar sauce, you are a literal liar!
@@nj.7325 Sam said something about pussie juice... so I think the person who called out "she was looking at her partner sitting next to her" did the audience a favour in not hearing that repeated.. which means Randy was wrong about the "allowed to ask a friend" and "gaslighting" comments, she was giving a PG description of what Sam said. Probably ruined her night him doing that. Say sorry Randy.
There's a site where you can enter a type of nuclear weapon, the detonation altitude, wind direction etc, and it will show you on a map the blast radius and fallout pattern. If you dropped a 50 Megaton bomb on Auckland, and the wind was blowing in a certain direction, you could irradiate the whole country. But one of the benefits of living here is that nobody has any reason to nuke us.
If Randy had a nickel for every Mayor bit where the resident asked to have the town wiped from the map, Randy would have several nickels. It's odd that it's happened multiple times, but it pays better than most gigs, so yeah.
I watch Taskmaster New Zealand Apparently most people in New Zealand have a poster in their shed on different species of fish that live in the New Zealand waters
Yeah, I believe that. In Australia there are 2 stickers, one fresh water, one with salt water. They are both easily a metre long and have the fish size and limits next to a picture of the fish. Everyone has them on their boat. By law you have to have something to measure the fish. You used to get them for free when you get a fishing permit. They are in every fishing bait and tackle shop.
@@FrietjeOorlog It's about a 2 hour drive from Waikato (specifically Hamilton, the largest city in the region) to Auckland. 10 hours would be if you're trying to get to Northland from the Waikato and hit Auckland traffic
He didn't film his show in Berlin and said he stopped doing it. Then the audience member gave him gold about wedding cake bites and he then said he wished he was recording it. It was so funny.
I'm from new zealand and in the 70's my dad wrote a legit whole book on what governments and shit should do post nuclear-disaster, then the government got him to update it recently a couple years ago, so we are ON THIS SHIT and READY I ASSURE YOU
Well Auckland is where half the population lives & if they are jumping off that tower that is right in the heart of downtown, probably the most logical hotel to stay at given how bad parking is there.
In case you're still here and no-one has told you yet. Go to the Fairlie Bakehouse! Their pies are unbelievably good even by the already good standard of Kiwi pies..
@@zackgravity7284 He's a big Nuclear Power enthusiast, and even explains as to why it's actually FAR safer nowadays. You should look him up. He looks kinda like Chris Hemsworth, too.
Randy! For your Greensboro, NC shows you might want to look up Guilford College and look into their Serendipity Festival. That'll give you some good stuff to work with.
I'm just sorry about the bad hecklers he got in Vienna, they really tried to drag the show down, fortunately Randy still managed to keep it sweet. Was worth driving 3 hours after work 😂
St Randy, martyr of crowdwork, after almost a minute in, tells the *punter* that two hours travel is commitment. Not like two minutes from RANDY! Now THAT is commitment. Minute forty and that purple sumabeetch still digging. Someone buy hima drink for me.
An hour is commitment? That's a decent car ride in the states and the average public transit time where I am. To get halfway across town, it can take up to 2 1/2 hours. Anyone who considers an hour ride *commitment* has never been in an 8-9 hour car drive to cali.
Most of the time its a 2-4hr drive between most cities, on a consistantly curvy, hilly roads, so it feels a lot longer then it is. In NZ we also don't normally have long commutes so its not something we are used to.
These videos where you talk to the audience are incredibly funny. But some of them could really use subtitles because the audience isnt always easy to hear. Like if that is possible i would love to have that implemented. (btw the auto subtitles from youtube dont do the job cuss they tend to also be confused at the moments i need them xD)
I was at this show! I sat close to the lady gaslighting Sam and she didn't laugh the ENTIRE show, we felt so bad for her kid next to her who was having a great time
Was it just me? I couldn't hear the audience member. It was like watching a politician take questions from the gallery with no audience mic, and you have to decipher the question from the short answer.
"Sorry to the person I just destroyed" LOL. Well, if you yell out during a comedy show you really ought to be ready for it I suppose
*a comedy show where he insults things
Same thing happened at a Gabriel Iglesias show here in Adelaide last year.
He'd been talking about how much he likes the McDonald's Fillet of Fish and someone in the front row, very rudely, said "ew" VERY loudly, so it got picked up by the video camera and we all heard it.
Fluffy was not having anyone diss the Fillet of Fish.
Plus, if you grow up eating fish fingers as a kid and liking them and say you don't like the Fillet of Fish, which is literally just a large fish finger in a bun with cheese and tartar sauce, you are a literal liar!
What did that person say? I didn't hear them
@@nj.7325 Sam said something about pussie juice... so I think the person who called out "she was looking at her partner sitting next to her" did the audience a favour in not hearing that repeated.. which means Randy was wrong about the "allowed to ask a friend" and "gaslighting" comments, she was giving a PG description of what Sam said. Probably ruined her night him doing that. Say sorry Randy.
HAHA what?? Sam said "I'm a primary school teacher" in response to what gets her out of bed in the morning. That is a CRAZY thing to mishear lol
Randy nails the Kiwi accent at the end when he says, ‘It’s worth it, it’s worth it.’
I refuse to accept that we sound like that
@@Swamp72 I'm afraid that we do
@@Swamp72 Yeah, it would seem we do, sorry m8
My Swiss friend finds it funny when I say alright. 😢
@@towelbasketOOORRRRIIITTTEEE
Love it. Just wish there were captions so we could understand the people in the audience to get the rest of the banter.
Ikr! I can’t figure out what that one women yelled out 😭
She said “she was looking at her partner next to her”
Yes, its hard to understand the kiwi's hardened proper pronunciation of vowels over the sound of clapping and murmurs.
@@AM-uw3gp Thanks.
🤔 How is that gaslighting?
Yes
His crowd work is so damn impeccable OMG 😂 Also the "myehhhhh" of jumpers and the drunk personification of toddlers is sending me 😂😂😂
Well, now we know why New Zealand banned nuclear power and weapons in the eighties.
Good old Kiwi do-it-yourself attitude!
Banning nuclear power is stupid. Banning nuclear weapons is smart.
@@ltpinecone 100% agreed.
@@ltpineconehave you ever heard the term "dual-use technology"?
@@ltpinecone yea, stupid, in a country that is virtually one big long fault line with volcanoes- add a few nclear power plants, what could go wrong?
There's a site where you can enter a type of nuclear weapon, the detonation altitude, wind direction etc, and it will show you on a map the blast radius and fallout pattern.
If you dropped a 50 Megaton bomb on Auckland, and the wind was blowing in a certain direction, you could irradiate the whole country.
But one of the benefits of living here is that nobody has any reason to nuke us.
Narrator: Until NOW...
Never count the penguins out
I believe you meant to say penwings
@@antimotors5429 Nobody *intentionally* says Pengwings! 😉
Your ex PM "Horse Mouth" was one good reason.
If Randy had a nickel for every Mayor bit where the resident asked to have the town wiped from the map, Randy would have several nickels. It's odd that it's happened multiple times, but it pays better than most gigs, so yeah.
I watch Taskmaster New Zealand
Apparently most people in New Zealand have a poster in their shed on different species of fish that live in the New Zealand waters
Yeah, I believe that. In Australia there are 2 stickers, one fresh water, one with salt water. They are both easily a metre long and have the fish size and limits next to a picture of the fish. Everyone has them on their boat. By law you have to have something to measure the fish. You used to get them for free when you get a fishing permit. They are in every fishing bait and tackle shop.
You'll frequently find them in fish & chip shops here too. Usually sun faded but still readable.
Literally every single takeaway shop has that damn poster faded over 20 or 30 years
@@alexb5548 A lot of the newer take away shops in chch don't have them.
Alternatively, on the inside of the toilet door. Sit and learn.
"2 hours?"
*straight into mic* "That's commitment" "That's fucking commitment"
Pretty sure she said "10 hours".
@@FrietjeOorlog I heard *him* say "ten hours".
@@FrietjeOorlog It's about a 2 hour drive from Waikato (specifically Hamilton, the largest city in the region) to Auckland. 10 hours would be if you're trying to get to Northland from the Waikato and hit Auckland traffic
@@camelopardalis84 Ten hours from Auckland would be about half way across Cook Strait.
@@HatstandTuesday That's possible. I have no clue about New Zealand cartography.
As someone sitting in the audience in this exact show, this part was freaking glorious 😂
I love that Randy is always filming his shows, so we can see moments like this.
He didn't film his show in Berlin and said he stopped doing it. Then the audience member gave him gold about wedding cake bites and he then said he wished he was recording it. It was so funny.
@@tiernanmcveigh4102I was also there and felt sad about it. That crowd work changed my life.
I freakin knew New Zealanders were secretly Mandalorians.
Isn't the Man Himself from NZ?
@@talscorner3696Yep, old mate Tem is my first cousin once removed
This is the way
@@talscorner3696 Yup, he is. The Clones are Kiwi (except in the tv show, where they’re Australian for some reason)
@@JahJah-CleverHandlewait I’m a clone?
I was at this show! This had me in tears! Never thought I'd have so much fun spending 2 hours laughing at a purple puppet!
I'm from new zealand and in the 70's my dad wrote a legit whole book on what governments and shit should do post nuclear-disaster, then the government got him to update it recently a couple years ago, so we are ON THIS SHIT and READY I ASSURE YOU
What's the book called?
@@hakopa_nt "New Zealand after nuclear war" by Wren Green & Tony Cairns
"and then you were like just f*cking nuke it"
🤣🤣🤣
Having lived in the Waikato I have to agree. Radioactive wasteland would be an improvment.
would it fix the roads?
@@thelegoman1176probably be an improvement
I live in Waikato too, and this is about right.
@@thelegoman1176 Roads made of glass? Yeah, probably.
I was sitting in the front row with my sister and he actually asked my sister. But she was too scared to answer. So Sam did hahah
I think it was Alan Carr who once mentioned that same hotel with the bungee jumping. Must be a go to for comedians playing NZ.
Well Auckland is where half the population lives & if they are jumping off that tower that is right in the heart of downtown, probably the most logical hotel to stay at given how bad parking is there.
Dude you can sit at the bus stop in downtown Auckland and watch people do a slow bungee jump from sky tower.... people at the bus stop dont even care
@@InsanityPlusOnenot half, like 1/5th of the people live there
@@TheBeaverDeaverit’s like a 1/3
@@jacqueslerocques It really is quite boring to watch, it's like they're falling in slow motion. 😂
As an American studying in Wellington, this feels exactly like us and Canada.
Come for the scenery, stay for the pies
WHAT ABOUT THE ICE CREAM??
@@crumbledcookie27 That is *precisely* the appropriate tone of text.
In case you're still here and no-one has told you yet. Go to the Fairlie Bakehouse! Their pies are unbelievably good even by the already good standard of Kiwi pies..
As much as New Zealand seems against nuclear ANYTHING, they sure do seem to love the concept.
A kiwi was actually the first person to split an atom, fun fact.
Oh and yes we love nukes and bombs
Im a kiwi who supports nuclear energy
@@zackgravity7284
Do you know Kyle Hill here in TH-cam?
@@Naurdagnor not sure
@@zackgravity7284
He's a big Nuclear Power enthusiast, and even explains as to why it's actually FAR safer nowadays. You should look him up. He looks kinda like Chris Hemsworth, too.
I was there! I remember after this bit saying to my mate “god I hope he filmed this”
That is the most new zealand answer you could have asked for.
Petition for Randy to post the Hamilton episode of his time in NZ!!
Randy! For your Greensboro, NC shows you might want to look up Guilford College and look into their Serendipity Festival. That'll give you some good stuff to work with.
I expected Randy to end by pressing a huge invisible "launch" button.
The most most talkative Auckland crowd I have ever heard
Arguably one of the best countries in the world, and I've never been able to go there.
Cheers…
This guy cracks me up
I'm just sorry about the bad hecklers he got in Vienna, they really tried to drag the show down, fortunately Randy still managed to keep it sweet. Was worth driving 3 hours after work 😂
Randy never fails to make me laugh till my stomach hurts
Randy going "YAAAAAY" at the end is the closest we'll every get to Kermit reincarnated.
ikr i cant believe kermit died...at least it was a peaceful death in his sleep
Brilliant as always
I WAS AT THIS. I WAS WAITING FOR THIS CLIP TO COME!!
Just got my ticket for his show in my hometown in November and I am PUMPED.
OMG i am sad i missed you in New Zealand!
St Randy, martyr of crowdwork, after almost a minute in, tells the *punter* that two hours travel is commitment. Not like two minutes from RANDY! Now THAT is commitment. Minute forty and that purple sumabeetch still digging. Someone buy hima drink for me.
To be fair Randy, it took me Roughly 3 hours to get to your show in Indianapolis
Goodbye, New Zealand.
It's embarrassing that the audience is laughing at this... 'comedy'.
funny purple man
UMMM Why wasn't this advertised in Auckland????? I would have 100% come to this
"New Zealand is odd." ...say the purple guy who isn't THE Purple Guy X3
Only FNAF fans will get this reference 😂😉
Randy IS The Original Purple Guy. FNAF came out almost 10 years after Randy started stand up.
Was such a great show!!! Loved it
I haven't laughed this much in such a long time
I saw this live LOL It was brilliant. I have never laughed so hard.
3:42
THATS THE IDEA!
An hour is commitment? That's a decent car ride in the states and the average public transit time where I am. To get halfway across town, it can take up to 2 1/2 hours. Anyone who considers an hour ride *commitment* has never been in an 8-9 hour car drive to cali.
Most of the time its a 2-4hr drive between most cities, on a consistantly curvy, hilly roads, so it feels a lot longer then it is. In NZ we also don't normally have long commutes so its not something we are used to.
WOW! That is so lifelike! Well done!
What did the woman yell out?
I think he said he is facing her partner
I once stayed at a hotel in Auckland outside of the Sky Tower, and the parking was the most cramped I've ever seen!
1:21 griffin moment
These videos where you talk to the audience are incredibly funny.
But some of them could really use subtitles because the audience isnt always easy to hear.
Like if that is possible i would love to have that implemented.
(btw the auto subtitles from youtube dont do the job cuss they tend to also be confused at the moments i need them xD)
cant wait for randys next nz tour
Seen you in Nelson last year, we sat in the front as well ,and Randy picked on myself and my son ,I was the joiner making cupboards all day.
Ahh I wish I hadn't missed the opportunity to get tickets to see him in CHCH 😭
Love his crowd work
Farken hell Randy was in town? I missed out!
I'm from NZ!
The fact that this man might have seen me jump off the sky tower
Ever since they filmed Lord of the Rings, New Zealand has changed
Your comedy is so funny 😂
Actually, most of NZ doesn’t like Orcland
I was at this show! I sat close to the lady gaslighting Sam and she didn't laugh the ENTIRE show, we felt so bad for her kid next to her who was having a great time
"Two hours, that's commitment."
Shit in America that's a commute.
Damn right we're odd :D
I was all in on Randys campaign.
UNTIL.
THE END!
Lol, I needed a good laugh
I WAS AT THIS SHOW!!! GOD THAT WAS A GOOD NIGHT!
I MISSED THIS?!
Brilliantly done
I was at this auckland show
when was this? I'm sad to have missed it
@@DJBeast1718 like about a year ago nearly was a good show
HE WAS IN MY COUNTRY!?!?!
Yes randy
As a Kiwi, top tier idea
I have asked three people from New Zealand where "old" Zealand is, but they don't know. WHERE IS IT?!
The Netherlands
We will never share our secrets…
@@DeflatedPumpkin that's what I was afraid of 😂😂
@@rogerdriver-burgess9227 If you follow history, it is!
If you follow (bad) spelling, then it's Denmark
I’m it.
Waikato is the Logan of New Zealand
poor waikato 😂
I did not know you were in the NZ recently DAM i missed it
Only way to be sure…
I tell people outside NZ that the Hobbits are extinct
At least One country needs to survive with culture 😊
i went to this show
Ughhh i didnt even know he came here 😭😭😭😭
it was last year
Algorithmic Punch!
Audio Tec @0:33 Seconds. Please be mindful of Mic Dumps.(poorly edited for timeframe)
Ah New Zealand….the little brother of Australia
Yeah, but Australia was adopted......
i love him :)
Nuku roa e hare he kino
Something I've learned is that everyone really fucking hates their own place.
Really would be worth is, Waikato has Huntley in it
Roasted like some boiled peanuts or boiled like some roasted peanuts.
oh hello home what are you doing on my youtube home page-RANDY FELTFACE???????
Was it just me?
I couldn't hear the audience member.
It was like watching a politician take questions from the gallery with no audience mic, and you have to decipher the question from the short answer.
Nah what do they have against the Waikato XD
And we thought the person who wanted to burn down Merthyr was bad.
we are odd
Can someone tell me what the person said that Randy destroyed?
bruv it takes me 5 hours to get to my home town in whangarei from tauranga
Hahaha
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