Turbo Dismount - Part 4 | JACK TRAFFIC JAM
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Outro animation by the amazingly talented James Farr:
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Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
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8:38 "How come I always get hit by the things with snowplows ???"
And that's when it all started...
Snowplow hell incoming
The Snowplows and Grey Guy are in cahoots with one another, or worse, Grey Guy is the one driving the Snowplows seeking revenge. Doesn’t help that they’re both coloured grey either.
The origin story
'Mommy? Where's my mommy?" *INSTANT DEATH*
Undertale IsBestWaifu Why u here again?
You're with her now, Billy
plot twist: *it was her*
It was her who ran him over.
Are you my mummy
7:44 just need to put that here so i can click it a thousand times and rewatch it
Jacob Leuthardt ad there
Yep
7:45 is better
yes 7:45
7:58
damn i remember waiting for these videos to come out back in 4th and 5th grade. and now watching them again as im a year from graduating, they are still absolutely hilarious
I missed his old videos. So many memories are flooding back into my head
@@aidenvaldez121 me too. When he actually ENJOYED playing games.
Where are y'all at now? 🤪
"Mommy? Where's my mommy?"
*proceeds to grind into the ground*
11:29
Jack: IM ALIVE!
*Truck smashes him*
Jack: DUDE!
Jack: CRUSHED BY A BUS!!!!!!
that killed me
3:35 Jack, the camera can fly through everything.
6:48
WRONG DIRECTION
haha that picture made me lmao
Same 🤣🤣
Mr. Bean
9:33 "it was at this moment jack knew, he fucked up."
I liked it when he put the black screen on and it said listen without the video I cried when that happend
IronKangFTW I was like wtf
It sounds dirty for me
Cool Playz thats why he put it
IronKangFTW yooo I forgot how to breath
7:45 I needed to time stamp this part 🤣😂🤣😂
Your profile is creepy as fuck
I remember the first time I ever saw that part when I was like 9 years old i remember BURSTING OUT LAUGHING 😂
@@whoasked6744 you arent allowed to judge dude
G mod death”
Mommy!? Where’s my mommy!?
(CRUSHED UP)
"Ah its big face coming ahh!!" That made me die
Same🤣🤣
7:49 PARTY LIKE NO ONE WATCHING!!!
That one pose on the top of the truck-
That's how you fuck shit up, Mettaton style.
"OH YES!!!!" (Cue Death by Glamour)
can you go som moy stak bound games
OneWithTheDreemurr Well put.
**DEATH BY GLAMOUR INTENSIFIES**
😎
7:48 Jack's face is priceless.
11:32
I guess you can say he got... *BUS-TED*.
That's what I call the Magic School bus
Arnold:pls let's this be a normal field trip
Kids with the Jack Friz NO WAY
On second Mars on the Magic School Bus
The creators of Dismount murders Miss Frizzle or knocked her our cold and hijack the Magic School Bus
RIP magic school bus from 1991-2014 🚃🚌🚆🚍
R/comedy heaven or cemetery
Brad Henderson stop making puns or u will get a PUN-ishment
Oof
@@kaelengooseman8481 no, you'll get *fired*. hehe... right? ok ill stop now
9:51-9:57 Oh Jack, I was having a really bad day until this part came up. I played it over and over and over and over.. Thanks for making my day better. ;)
this is probably the 10th turbo dismount video i've seen and i've got to say IT NEVER GETS OLD
11:25 the timing of the bus cutting off the music is flawless comedy
DUDE! Crushed by a bus!
11:30 When u Haven a good day but life be like...
I couldn't stop laughing that's how it was
That just the fucking funnyiat thing that I have seen
DUDE! Crushed by a bus!
Yep. You have a good day and then you get flattened by a bus. I hate when that happens.
@@Cosmos6745 always happens at the worst times tbh
5:53 I was drinking milk, he hit the wall and I'm still washing milk out of my computer til this day.
ThatOneGuy you still cleaning that milk?
NightMagicGaming no she now has no family after watching this video. R. I . p a comment person.
ThatOneGuy idek how that was funny
ThatOneGuy wow dude RIP your social life you’ll be washing FOREVER
the wrong direction thing killed me
Hardcore Fps me too
Hardcore Fps
Hardcore Fps Yeah that scured meh 😭💀
I died after the vid
RIP:me died to a nuke(of laughter)
Oooooo WRONG DIRECTION!!!!!
6:47
11:26 His reaction was pretty.🤣
The "listen without the video" part at 9:53 is great lmao
The accent just adds so much...
I lost it at 6:48. *Wrong Direction!* XD
XD
it happens.....wrong turns that is....
if jack 2019 sees 1:47 :
jack 2014:my beatiful moneymaker...
jack 2019:HE DAAAABED!!!!!11!!
Is it just me or does jacksepticeye cuss slot🤯🖕👌👆👌👌👆👌👆☠️😁
9:12
Now that's what I call a hood ornament
I think I'll go to sleep to the sound of Jacks gentle SCREAMING!! Hell yeah!
6:49 One Direction's tour bus went in the Wrong Direction! yay!
BA DUM CHH
Jackeeeeeeeeeee333eeeejo😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴⌚🏠🗾♒♓⛎:-) ;-) m
Now i wanna make a band and call it "Wrong direction" or "The Beat Less
It was the best pun ever
#WRONGDIRECTION
This was the first video I've seen of jacks and I've been watching him since!
8 years ago man 😢😢 that’s crazy
6:50 I exploded !!!!!!!!!0
+Levi Flanagan,absolutely perfect😂😂😂so funny
Levi Flanagan
Levi Flanagan I know right
Yelbro I
Yelbro than how are you here? huh?
7:50 That is the hardest I've laughed at any video, ever.
Scratch that, this entire video is HILARIOUS!
11:19 Jack sees a bus leaning three fourths off a ledge and a dead chicken car and says" OH MY GOD, what is this!???!!!?? My chicken is completely destroyed!!!". Yet a bus braking physics isn't noticable. Yup, pour bus.
I'm always coming back to this series every now and then. Now is one of those times.
I almost died watching this. Eating chocolate and watching jack is a bad combo. Well, jack WITH chocolate I fine though. I'm not kidding about dying tho
At 7:49 I almost died
swegymuffin47 will you eat cereal and watch jackepticeye
+Rebecca Purcell yes i would. but the thing with the chocolate would probubly happen again
WHO WANTS A MUFFIN!
Bodied *7:48
I cant stop laughing at the 'Wrong Direction' thing XD
lol me neither!
it reminds me of mr bean
HAHAHA
hi
Me too
i know lol
Who says birds don’t fly.
Angry Birds: 11:48
8:48 captions said
Oh dude my Freddy's
I laughed at That part
He said “oh my face” not “oh my Freddys” idiot
@@Xavier-rj4uu you are dumb
I was talking about the captions not what he said
"I GOT CRUSHED BY A BUS" more like "I GOT CRUSHED BY A BOSS"
The subtitles said that bc of his accent
lol
MaxFrequency9000 I got crush by a boss so funny😄
ikr
MaxFrequency9000
"MOMMY! WHAT THE FUCK??!?!?!?!?"
hmmm whatcha doin there jack
mommy? where's my mommy? *bang* *bursts into laughs*
Zac Stan p
Zac Stan o
AYA fggdgfftrghfb555555555555555555555555555555ýy 5 the same time as
Guillermo Umana și 🚲🏴🚮🚰🚾🚣🚵🚴🛃♿🚻🚽
10:19 that moment when you notice an 18-wheeler landed a corckscrew
7:47 plot twist the mom hit him
Christopher A Tajudeen dun dun DUN!
Top 10 Anime Plot Twists.
Christopher A Tajudeen You're Right!
Kid: mommy why😭, also SNOW PLOW
Wow that was so funny though.
2:33 "I must go, my people need me"
11:30 WAS THE BEST BIT EVER!
DUDE!
One of my FAVOURITE series from Sean, time really does fly…
For some reason this is one of my favorite videos ever and has made me laugh unnecessarily hard countless times
Mainly because of 6:44, 7:45 and 11:28
10:58 perfect landing
GREAT!
I LOVE THIS GUY BETTER THAN PEWDIEPIE!!!
Everyone is better than PewDiePie. (And here come all of the hate comments.)
Two days later...*cricket, cricket*
VillarrealStudios FUCK U PEWDIE IS BAWS!
are you happy now?
Renato Orteaga?
I had to copy and paste that name lol
Nooooooooo!
MWHAHAH
because of all the stress of the world i really needed the laugh this video gave me, im happy to see how far jack has come since then :)
Roses are red
Clowns are near
It would be safer if harambe was here
I liked my self
"Monday might be to late. I'm kinda missing some legs."
The funny thing isn't even the vid to me it's just his facial expression when he see what happend to him lol
LOL😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂💕💕💕💕
Lol 😆😂
Lol
+Freddy Fazbear are you the real Freddy Fazbear
freddy dosnt exist
Am I the only one that still yells happy wheels when ever he says welcome back to another episode of...
9:45 nice one Jack XD
11:25
I'm okay! *SPALT!*
...Spalt?Sounds like a drug.
Pootis Pencerhere Oops. Uh...yeah. Thats what you get for trying to type and hold a conversation at the same time...And it does sound like a drug.
MrMaradok yeh
5:05 it seems like Markiplier would say that. It sounds just like him
I died when he said "mommy wheres my mommy"and crashed.Jack is so good at acting and he always make my day
My favorite part of this video is
Jack:mommy where's my mommy?
*gets hit by a car*
Jack: Mommy wtf!
Seriously, that wrong direction picture was awesome. do more jumpjokes!
11:25 - 11:32, I almost literally pissed myself/died laughing!
DUDE! Crushed by a bus!
5:21 oh my god your nuts went flying
8:36: the beginning of the snowplow enemy
Actually, the very first car that killed him in the game back in the very first episode was a snowplow. This rivalry started at the very beginning.
Turbo Dismount: Physics Sold Seperately.
i lost it 7:46 i even fell on to the floor XD
Same here XD
Alex j. wuskie fox i think thats the funnest crash taht i have ever seen with Jack X3
his face reaction was even funnier
Imagine how much funnier it would have been if he were in first person view with the occulous rift
So funny
I watch your videos when I have family troubles but you always make me laugh 😂 thx
7:01 jerry aint helping you again
7:45 Q__Q'" I almost spit my drink all over my computer!!! GOD.
RC 414 Jack has a dirty mind :D ... we all do ;D
I almost spit out CHEERIOS
"Woo! Wrong Direction!" lol
hu
"Why am i always getting hit by snowplows?"
Me: That's how it began.
7:50 looks like a mimic from edge of tomorrow
Best chicken joke EVER!!!!!!! 6:25
I can't stop laughing he got smashed by a bus
me to
Same😂😂😂
+robyn thomson same
g up with you to see the status is a very much appreciated yyyyyyyy yyyyyyyy
+robyn thomson same
9:39 yes of course! simulator dying..
7:34 When he said good parking, the car absolutely had a seizure.
I just had my headphones on almost full Volume, then there was a highfive, then there was a heartattack, and then there was a deaf guy sitting in front of his desk
i see you are new here. DO NOT make that mistake again.
HavingFun ISKEY
I am not New.
I just forgot that my Headphones were configurated like that :/
Kevin Commentates ok
Lol
captions say "crushed by a boss"
a that boss is jack
and it says little bit of a huge instead of nudge
OMG!! at 7:10 he said "not skate three" but with captions it says "nice gay three" do it
I like the little detail you mention in the replay.😀😀Keep it uuuuuuuup!!
Jack, your videos are awesome and really entertaining!! :D
1: Get a screen video capture device.
2: Record yourself being as annoying as possible by SCREAMING every word.
3: Profit.
1. Get a youtube account
2. Leave a highly judgemental and negative comment
3. Try to sound cool and better than other people
Sure... I did all of the above. Yet, I don't find someone screaming about playing a game to be entertaining. Yelling out everything we clearly see on screen, while being neither informative or funny; is just annoying. Sorry if I am not brain-dead and part of the population that is easily amused by content made for such. Having an opinion is only human.
ehill1536
Okay then, if you dont like this video go somewhere else bitch..
ehill1536 Just because we are amused by things other than you, does not mean we are brain-dead. As you said, having an opinion is only human. We are human, and thus we that watch him have the opinion that he is funny. Just because our opinion is different from yours, does not mean it is less valid, or that we are all idiots.
Honestly, the OP totally true, except for the opinionated bit (use of the word annoying). ehill1536 just finds the style of commentary used by Sean annoying. I honestly think that this style is rare, and therefore memorable and unique. Memorable and unique can be either good or bad, its just preference. I enjoy such high energy commentary.
"TRAFFIC EVERYWHERE!"
Manila in a nutshell.
No that's Boston
That bus really said “screw you guys I’m going home”
5:47 WAS HYSTERICAL!
Renegade Gamer I agree
Announcer: So mr dismount what was the last thing that went through your mind when you died?
Mr Dismount: My ass
Going hysterical right now.
Good parking! at 7:31
All of this video would make a great magic school bus dank meme. :)
That had to be the funniest one so far!!! 😂
The funny part is when I was recording it I thought it might have been bad. It turned out much better in the end than I expected :)
ooh i could just see it coming its big face and right ... ... oohoho
haha
Hey how you know where are you how awesome are you who in Oregon RRP online classes
free Z fb
Jingle all jingle bills
jingle fuck jingle all the dick
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"WELL HE FUCKIN DIDN'T, HE GOT STOPPED!!"
jacks vid timeline is separated into two time periods: Pre-hat, and Post-hat.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
HE DIDN'T BECAUSE HE GOT FREAKING STUCK!!!
XD
Ohh my fucking god I only just started watching the turbo dismount videos (due to thinking they where not what I now know what they where about until now) and I'm lying in bed laughing OUt LOUD literally I'm scared my dads gonna hear me and wonder wtf I'm doing 😂
same here
+Killerguy 662 same I just want to say if anyone that is reading this is going through hard times please I hope you know that there are people including me that care about you.
if you are going through tough times then there is also multiple websites that you can go to that will help you go through this.
That's ok. it's May of 2016 and I'm just now watching them. Had a 24 hour stomach virus and felt nauseous all day. Started watching this playlist and I can't stop laughing. Feeling much better now :p
This episode was so funny I legit started sweating cause it was so funny
Jack: JACK TRAFFIC JAM
Me: more like jackraffic jam😏
my mom thought i was high cause i would be quiet and then... BURST OUT LAUGHING!!!!
LULZ LOL LULZ LOL LULZ LOL LULZ LOL LULZ hehehe
I don't remember commenting on this one either
When he says "Lets see an isntant replay tom!" Is it a Family Guy reference?!
11:25 Jack: Oh, my body is fine!
Jack still: * Smack from a bus * Shit.
DUDE! Crushed by a bus!
This is the first video I ever watched of you, when I continued watching you, I was so happy.