it is what I thought when I saw giant land octopus. Thank gods that red wolf was the opponent. Anything with lower damage output would make this battle last forever
Really ? I can't count how many times more I died to rats compared to giant crabs. Their damage is out of this world, like From Software wanted to make it up for all the weak rats in all RPGs ever :)
Bear vs Octopus Fight (Bear) *Roll up and stand up like a boss* “What you got sushi roll!” (Octopus) *Screams* “That’s My Purse! I Don’t Know You!” *crotch shot* (Bear) *Falls in agony and begins to yell* “Ahh what’s wr…” (Octopus) *Silent quick anime throat slash* “Kimi wa sudeni shinde iru…”
Things to learn -size isn't always an advantage -speed means nothing if you can't take a hit -defense is key -multi hit attacks shred -the AI malfunctioning and Murphy's law is always deadly
Man, I don't understand anything about the game and I've never played it, but I have to say, it's AMAZING DESIGN AND ANIMATIONS!! and I'm laughing at the crab killing the boar
Bro that boar was like one of those hunks who think they're better than everyone else and start showing off their strength and stuff, and the crab is the nice guy who just had enough and delivered the fatal blow, frickin' one shotted that swine 😭
Camera guy is me if I was a nature doc guy instead of a St. Francis As someone who never played the game, GIANT ENEMY CRAB MENTIONED The snails are snakes? What an epic world I'm just glad the death animation spares me from my necroentomophobia
Thank you for these videos! I like drawing creatures for zoology practice (and fictional ones too) and I cant really have the creatures stay still in ER, and I exported their models to see them better but they fuck up bad in Blender, so seeing them in this video in good quality (that and the caelid dog one) helps me see the caelid dogs better so I could use your vids as refs for art!! Also these are really entertaining
red wolf having the side character redemption arc, but got defeated because of plot and directors
It’s cuz his honor was too high so he couldn’t hit an enemy while he was down. Otherwise he wins.
Turns out rune bear was one of the producers’ daughters…
@@fizz_time7003😂
Damn, I didn't expect the small crab to kill the pig in one shot. Lmao
That was definitely brutal af😂😂
@@s8theninjawarrior916Yeah 😂😂
Small crab finally gets a W
Hajaj wtf😂
Definitely need to see how many enemies the crab can one shot lol
The moment I saw the dragonfly, I thought, “this could take awhile”
I just run if I see a dragonfly 🤣🤣
Miyasaki saw monster hunter freedom and was like "The vespoid... Perfect......"
Everything else just dies of old age while trying to land an attack.
it is what I thought when I saw giant land octopus. Thank gods that red wolf was the opponent. Anything with lower damage output would make this battle last forever
@@TsukiRaiki 0:53
*Small Crab* might’ve lost the tournament but he won all of our hearts with his one, stunning victory.
I like how all the crabs have a flawless victory for their first round
@@weebcraft6829 i wanted him to win it all
@@weebcraft6829flawless is an exaggeration here for sure
@@weebcraft6829 I dunno Big Gold Crab let down the team losing to Rat
2:01 The bear took that nut shot like a champ.
Took it better than I would have. How the FU¥K did that octopus have that good of aim…FromSoftware…that’s how. 🤣
Bear got slammed in the nuts and the bitch smacked in the face back to back and then died lol. Play it in 2x speed
I cannot believe it happened that way lol
damn critical shot
Then got bitch slaped and k.o. lol
"Yes, I, too am an animal, nice fellow animals."
-Death Rite Bird
Still cant beat the runebear
@@ellen3871 13:54
They mean the elite runebear.
*demonic tweety bird flying upon ethereal wings of literal death* HOW YOU DO FELLOW ANIMALS
Ah yes. The avatar of the death god
Australian hunger games
Fr agree,I see that every day I look outside
Dogs pulling out swords of light 😂?
@@JermaineFrazier-f7h yeah exactly! Normal sight 🤣
Not a single normal animal here but possibly a bear. Everything else is a hell spawn
That poor bear took it right in the clackers!
😂procedes to gets slapped in the face😂😂
Bear "grrr! Fear me!"
Octopus *veemos his ass to the next life*
Thats gotta hurt!
@@Jm-ki4su Kills all of his children with one move
666 like 😈
The red wolf of radagon defeating a lion guardian, there's some kinda symbolism there
Fighting like dogs and cats
yes the symbolism of Radagon cucking Godfrey
Green losbster should have won
Except a big cat cant lose to any dog period.
@@Stance1988Cope
Eagle without knives > Eagle with knives, I didn’t expect that
Makes sense if you think about it, birds would be better with their talons then swords
How that little octopus hit the bear in the nuts and then slap the cr.. out of him 😂
DISCOMBOBULATE
crud?
I love how about a third of this is just Red Wolf decimating the competition.
i really thought the giant octopus was gonna kill it early, but it was too slow and too much of a p*ssy
In the defense of its opponents, most of them did well against them it's just they don't have heat seeking attacks when dodging.
I know, I really wanted Red Wolf to go all the way 😅
Bro literally stung everyone every 12 seconds
I wouldn't say decimating, Deathbird , Lion Guardian and Large octopus had him on the ropes
Red Wolf went on the TEAR bruh. I think if he had attacked instead of circle the bear when it was down, he coulda got the W
WHAT WAS THAT PLOT TWIST @ 0:27 LMAOOOOOOO
I was sarcastically cheering for the crab
😂😂👍🏻
2:30 rat just killed a giant crab, never even imagined that
2:52 crab made a very quick payback 😂
Red wolf was on a rampage
Battle royale taking place in the dumpster behind PetsMart be like:
indonesian trafficked animal fighting drug rings be like:
Loll
I was rooting for the Red Wolf so hard, it actually felt like watching a player
Red Wolf - Lion Guardian very interesting one
That was probably my favourite fight ngl
The big dog vs the big cat
Elite runebear killing bird: "For my family... and my FRIENDS"
Red Wolf has main character energy
It was kinda cool how the dogs fought each other like actual dogs, circling, warning nips, snd back pedals.
The rat killing the giant crab… did not see that coming
Really ? I can't count how many times more I died to rats compared to giant crabs. Their damage is out of this world, like From Software wanted to make it up for all the weak rats in all RPGs ever :)
Lobsters vs monstrous dogs were seriously brutal :0
yes
Moral of the story here:
Giant godly death birds and fire wolves cannot stop a bear, however a nut shot from an octopus can
1:53 Octopus vs Bear was hilarious af
He played dirty, but he played smart
@ the bear really stood up like: BEAR WITNESS!
Boar: I'm a surgeon! I'm a surgeon! I'm a surgeon Mr Crab!!
Crab: 🦀
0:24 one pinch Crab
*YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!*
What I took from this:
Don't fuck with crustaceans.
Don't fuck with shit that looks dead.
Don't fuck with Red Wolf.
And don't fuck with octopuses
Don't fuck with RUNE BEARS
@@namethis658 Everyone know that already
Unless you’re a rat, apparently
I won't lie, birds are pretty stacked in terms of power
Bear vs Octopus Fight
(Bear) *Roll up and stand up like a boss* “What you got sushi roll!”
(Octopus) *Screams* “That’s My Purse! I Don’t Know You!” *crotch shot*
(Bear) *Falls in agony and begins to yell* “Ahh what’s wr…”
(Octopus) *Silent quick anime throat slash* “Kimi wa sudeni shinde iru…”
I never noticed the snail with a snake head. From Soft's designs are the craziest in the biz
That crab struck the heart on the pig instant kill
Red wolf having that much poise is criminal
2:00 That bear is restarted 💀
Crossed my legs after that
Redwolf vs deathbird was epic . Great matchup
5:19 honestly best right wow. The double claw for the final blow while knocked down dam
Poor bear took a tentacle whip to the glizzy
2:01...Damn, for once poking the bear had a positive outcome😂
Things to learn
-size isn't always an advantage
-speed means nothing if you can't take a hit
-defense is key
-multi hit attacks shred
-the AI malfunctioning and Murphy's law is always deadly
Red wolf was too cocky on that bear
Ngl if it was any other red wolf, it would’ve beaten it
But it was the normal one not red wolf of champion or red wolf of radagon
Red wolf poise is the true MVP
I cannot express how fucking beautiful the programing and dynamism behind the fighting behavior of these things are
Bear: "Behold! I'm big and scary, you're better back off!"
Octopus: "Here goes your nuts..."
as someone who’s never played Elden Ring, this is one of the most entertaining things I’ve ever watched. Even though it’s spoiling everything for me
Bladed Talon Eagle is a genius of tactical combat
the opening strike of Bear vs Octopus was hilarious lmfao
That crow vs lobster fight was so intense
Green Lobster became my favorite. Thing looked like it was actually strategy with its moveset against the monsters
that ocotpus slap across the face was hysterical and the nut shot, ouch. also that red wolf was tearing it up!
The red wolf, what a formidable creature
The red wolf was perfect 🔥🔥🔥
Man, I don't understand anything about the game and I've never played it, but I have to say, it's AMAZING DESIGN AND ANIMATIONS!!
and I'm laughing at the crab killing the boar
Now I understand why the Romans liked coliseum fights between animals so much
You missed the little crystal crab from the academy
oh, he will be so cool.
The dragonfly hawk dual was legitimately so good 😂
that rat did so well 🥹
Ah, yes, fire skeletal antrhopomorphic bird, my favorite animal.
Bro that boar was like one of those hunks who think they're better than everyone else and start showing off their strength and stuff, and the crab is the nice guy who just had enough and delivered the fatal blow, frickin' one shotted that swine 😭
Camera guy is me if I was a nature doc guy instead of a St. Francis
As someone who never played the game, GIANT ENEMY CRAB MENTIONED
The snails are snakes? What an epic world
I'm just glad the death animation spares me from my necroentomophobia
It is strange that Godfrey is not among the animals🤣🤣🤣
After what he did to Serosh, I think it’s best he stays away from animals.
@@DuncanMaisonneuve-kk3vf true😅
He’ll rip all of them into pieces, its not fair for all the animals
Red wolf vs lion guardian was fire tbh
That squid whipped that bear in the nuts then smacked him in the face. Complete disrespect!
yes
Bro some of the final hits are just beautifully connected!
thanks
@@EldenRingFights No, thank you for putting this together!
2:35 BRO YOU THREW, WHAT WAS THAAAAT?!
I’m cackling 😂
Seeing the Red Wolf and Lion Gaurdian fight was crazy
epic fight for red wolf vs lion guardian
Dude the fights between even NPCs feel alive. Elden ring is awesome.
The bear and the octopus fight had me dying 😂😂😂
13:17 i cry
I was hoping that small crab would win the tournament 😢
Simply the most epic battle I've ever seen in a fighting game.
Watching a bladed eagle struggle to hit something is so damn cathartic
Pokemon has been really quiet since this dropped.
I know nothing about eldenring but this was fun to watch, also the death bird looks terrifying
I love how the Talon Eagle kills Crystal Snail in such a cinematic way
Red wolf vs lion guardian was some shonen anime level fight, id watch 5 more of those for sure
a little generous to call a grim reaper bird an animal. might as well of added the elden beast or godfrey
May as well of thrown dragons into the mix.
Red Wolf v Lion Guardian is so epic
This is the kind of stuff people bet on in sci fi settings in holograms
Imagine if we could get the red wolf or the runebear as ash summons. Beautiful beasts.
Bro, when i saw the title i already knew that fucking bear would kill anything in front of him, hes just completely OP
That green lobster looks delicious
yes
Mohgwyn Monstrous Crow vs. Green Giant Lobster was the most Matrix ass “oops, I missed you” kind of fight. lol
Kinda love that the bear just stanced up on the octopus.
Octopus: "you know what month it is?"
Bear: "no?"
Octopus: "No Nuts November!" *punches his bearsticles*
The red wolf fights went off 😮
The game is so well made that random mobs can fight each other using combos and even dodging
That Giant lobster just spat in the crows face xD 8:35
15:48
Nice finisher by the elite rune bear
Red Wolf vs Guardian Lion match was epic!
The crustaceans on another level 😂
Bro the crab tackling the bird is the most badass thing ever. W crab
Yes! The little crab wins!
Mad respect for the lil' snibber
Biblically accurate Pokemon battles
I'm glad giant lobster and monstrous dog got a proper best of 3 in. That was quite a set
6:09 actually impressed at how the rat fits under his legs, nice hitboxes lol
It’s nice to know the dragonfly is a nightmare to catch even for a bird
That ending omg
BEAR WITNESS
Lion Guardian vs. Red Wolf looking like a legendary Pokémon fight.
Thank you for these videos! I like drawing creatures for zoology practice (and fictional ones too) and I cant really have the creatures stay still in ER, and I exported their models to see them better but they fuck up bad in Blender, so seeing them in this video in good quality (that and the caelid dog one) helps me see the caelid dogs better so I could use your vids as refs for art!!
Also these are really entertaining
Wasnt expecting all the animals to hit like trucks, thx ng+7.
I’ll tell you what nothing killed me more on my very first playthrough than those damn eagles with the blades on their feet. A nightmare.
Never played Elden Ring but i enjoyed this