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Fun Fact: Eltharion recently came back in Age of Sigmar and he duel wields his sword from his Eltharion the Blind backstory and his sword from his Eltharion the Grim backstory.
So you're saying there's something cool in AoS now? Sounds suspicious. By the way is a half of his face unable to smile and one eye blind? It would be even cooler
@@Sk0lzky Thanks to Arkhan, he's a soul trapped in a armor, because the Curse of Ages is so powerul that Teclis was able to bring back his soul but backup bodies keeps crumbling to dust.
"Knowing the Witch King would counter attack and try to reclaim his old throne, Eltharion met him with Duel of the fates blaring over on his elven loud speakers" Instant like.
Funny you should mention that since i am reading the 4th end times book (yes, yes, i know, but i must) which pretty much concludes the end of the war for eight peaks, (ps i already know everyones fate, but i still wish to read)
Eltharion the grim is also 7th and 8th edition, he only existed as the blind in 6th edition. Then GW realized that maybe having one HE who's story doesn't revolve round the DE is a better idea
Hey man, that heart is like a badass wearing a tutu. It isn't going to save you, but at least you can laugh at it before they tear your spine out through your ass.
@@SPG377 I later recognised that many half elf melee units have the heart-shaped ruby on their helmets, so not only the legendary lords. Still looks weird to me and now I cant unsee it :D
*I actually like Eltharion.* He is a powerful mage who is still a solid fighter. The spell "flaming concave" (think it was that) sends in a line of fire that burns any battle line. Teclis can do this twice, Eltharion can do it as often as he wants to, what makes him more powerful in my view. His elite units are strong but balanced and get buffed by the faction skills of interrogated prisoners. "Groms Waaagh" for example makes his average swordsman quite powerful. In a battle they slaughtered over 100 Chaoswarriors - not bad. When you imprison a legendary lord, the faction is headless and much weaker. And he can give one out of 4 buffs to his heroes when they reached level 15. The mists of Yvress really hurt any army trying to invade Ulthuan. He can reduce the building time for garrison buildings down to 1, which is pretty gangster He can recruit global units in 1 term and his units heal for a few rounds after tearing down a greenskin settlement. After all, he is really cool !
Nah. Rorscach's ugly and unhygienic. Eltharion is dapper and cleanly. Rorschach lives in a shitty apartment and spends his spare time judging single mothers. Eltharion lives in an underground fortress and spends his time ridding his city of green scum. Definitely more like Batman.
Noobs guide to Vlad would be awesome, but I’ve asked for that already, so for variety’s sake I’ll say we need a noobs guide to Durthu, the pissed off treebeard of the warhammer world But seriously, I don’t actually care, as long as these noobs guides keep coming, I’ll keep smiling from ear to ear when I see the premiere announcement
"He became the first High Elf in history, to succesfully raid Morathi's back door" Yeah, no innuendo here at all. "...which for some reason, Malekith was rather put out by". ^^
Yeah... Eltharion should REALLY avoid Arkhan the Black... But on the plus side if he doesn't he gets to eventually come back as a soul inhabiting a magic suit of armor.
Rewatching this after Eltharion did something that helped me very much on my Norsca campaign. He confederated Eatine and got me the Long Victory at last.
Love your analysis of Elf Punisher. Elftanamo Bay is always looking for vic- I mean suspects. The cats are so good. I am so close to building the Doom Cat stack.
I like the comment about a mechanic that affects the campaign and battle maps. I always wanted the ability to destroy bridges in the face of the enemy advance to slow them down on both maps.
Noob's Guide to Khalida? The only tomb queen stuck between a Kroq and a Queek place to start, plus for lore she has some bloody beef with her better looking cousin and she got Gotrek to run her errands by threatening to give his boyfriend a poisonous purple nurple knowing full well that the snakes needed to do it hadn't taken their little blue pill in a long while. Interested to see what take you have on her.
Another excellent vid my dude, I think my favourite is still tied between Setra or Imrick, but thoroughly enjoyable non the less, no suggestions on whose next from me, just looking forward to it.
Also, next Noobs guide to be either Karl Franz or Gotrek & Felix. I know Gotrek doesn’t have his own faction, but he’s a general and immortal, so he counts as a Legendary Lord, and you can’t do Gotrek without Felix because you know why.
So random lore note about Eltharion. In the End Times he gets killed by Arkhan the Black when Arkham uses the curse of years to literally disintergrate him. Then neither him or Nagash enslave his soul so his back in Age of Sigmar leading the newest Elven... sorry Aelven faction the Lumineth Realm Lords as a possessed suit of armor because Arkhans curse of years is still effecting him so anybody his soul gets put in gets reduced to dust. Also in the End Times after dying, as a ghost he gave his living family members his sword to carry on his legacy but they get killed two books later because they didn't like having a Dark Elf High King.
i think he is a little bit cruel or psycho for badman or have you ever heard that batman pinned all of joker henchmen to a wall so they die and all can see them?
@@codybonds thanks to you I decided to check the warhammer lore and the end times the only 2 good things that I can are 1) karl franz is a badass and 2) imrik is also a badass
There is only one true Phoenix King, descendant of Aenarion, the witch king of Naggarond- Malekith! I bet set of his titles maybe enlisted in background as was already done with Sethra
If you think about it Eltharion is basically a Dark High Elf. He’s got fetish for capturing and torturing people the only difference between him and little old Mally is that atleast Maleketh enjoys it
It's funny you say Teclis is Doctor Strange, as in the Skaven Scribe reacts to TWW2 Trailer video, the scribe does refer to him as "Benedict Cumberelf..."
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Can you do one for archeon ir sigvald
Nice, came down to the comments to find out where that model could be found.
Always did like Eltharion The Blind more.
Nice I didn't know about this.
Can you make a noobs guide for the vampire counts please?
Fun Fact: Eltharion recently came back in Age of Sigmar and he duel wields his sword from his Eltharion the Blind backstory and his sword from his Eltharion the Grim backstory.
Because all lore is subjective in the eyes of GW.
So you're saying there's something cool in AoS now? Sounds suspicious.
By the way is a half of his face unable to smile and one eye blind? It would be even cooler
@@Aredel wood elves conquered the Empire and destroyed gods of chaos when
@@Sk0lzky Thanks to Arkhan, he's a soul trapped in a armor, because the Curse of Ages is so powerul that Teclis was able to bring back his soul but backup bodies keeps crumbling to dust.
@@Yashagaru ok that's shit, I knew something fishy was going on
I really want a noob's guide to one of the following:
1. Wulfrik the Wanderer.
2. Balthasar Gelt.
3. Arkhan the Black.
Mostly the last two but yes!
I'm hoping for one for Alarielle at some point
I thought he had already done 2 and 3, and Alarielle.
If a noobs guide to Gelt comes out, it'd better open with WELCOME TO ESTALIA, GENTLEMEN.
@@KevinMacku god yes.
"Knowing the Witch King would counter attack and try to reclaim his old throne, Eltharion met him with Duel of the fates blaring over on his elven loud speakers"
Instant like.
I can't wait for the conclusion to the Good Bad and the Ugly of Eight Peaks!
Funny you should mention that since i am reading the 4th end times book (yes, yes, i know, but i must) which pretty much concludes the end of the war for eight peaks, (ps i already know everyones fate, but i still wish to read)
@@amandag.6186I read somewhere that Queek had a Marienburg head that he spoke to but smashed it because it was rude?
Same, I'd like to see a Queek Noobs guide.
@@codybonds Yeah. He keeps that guy's hands now, instead.
"I don't know where Grom is, I swear to Mork!"
"SWEAR TO ME!!!"
**executes**
“Shares an animation with Teclis”
Shows a Tyrion animation.
“Captain McWaterboard” is by far the greatest name I’ve ever heard for Eltharion
Noobs guide to Heinrich "Bad Gandalf" Kemmler next?
Nah man, Kemmler's clearly an older Gargamel that finally attained immortality after eating the Smurfs.
AND KRELL!!
We still need-desire Queek Headtaker.
@@darthralin This joke is mine now. I have claimed it. It's the perfect crime, no one will suspect anything.
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a winner.
One of the Empire Legendary Lords you haven't done.
Balthazar (money money money golden boy) gelt.
Welcome to estalia, gentlemen
@@Dudenob123 a great new golden skin for his horse just released. Which does tempt me...
Tostig **some of you may die,**
@@codybonds Dew it
Eltharion the grim is also 7th and 8th edition, he only existed as the blind in 6th edition. Then GW realized that maybe having one HE who's story doesn't revolve round the DE is a better idea
Alith Anar: *pulls out bow*
Teclis: not yet Alith
I cant take Eltharion seriously with this giant heart-shaped gemstone on his helmet 12:08 :D
@Blayze47 No it's because it's cute.
Hey man, that heart is like a badass wearing a tutu. It isn't going to save you, but at least you can laugh at it before they tear your spine out through your ass.
You know that pretty much every helf LL has that heart somewhere on themselves right?
@@SPG377 yes because cute.
@@SPG377 I later recognised that many half elf melee units have the heart-shaped ruby on their helmets, so not only the legendary lords. Still looks weird to me and now I cant unsee it :D
"Da punny elf that gives a proppa fight"
That's a quite accurate description.
"Just watch out forArkhan the Black, trust me on that one"
Cheeky
Actually he said watch out for Archaeon the Black, which leaves me with questions.
*I actually like Eltharion.*
He is a powerful mage who is still a solid fighter. The spell "flaming concave" (think it was that) sends in a line of fire that burns any battle line. Teclis can do this twice, Eltharion can do it as often as he wants to, what makes him more powerful in my view.
His elite units are strong but balanced and get buffed by the faction skills of interrogated prisoners.
"Groms Waaagh" for example makes his average swordsman quite powerful. In a battle they slaughtered over 100 Chaoswarriors - not bad.
When you imprison a legendary lord, the faction is headless and much weaker.
And he can give one out of 4 buffs to his heroes when they reached level 15.
The mists of Yvress really hurt any army trying to invade Ulthuan.
He can reduce the building time for garrison buildings down to 1, which is pretty gangster
He can recruit global units in 1 term and his units heal for a few rounds after tearing down a greenskin settlement.
After all, he is really cool !
I'd absolutely love to see some of the older DLC lords covered by these guides, they're endlessly entertaining and honestly informative!
Batman?! He plays more like Rorschach..
I'm not trapped in the Badlands with the Greenskins....THEY ARE ALL TRAPPED HERE WITH ME!
Nah. Rorscach's ugly and unhygienic. Eltharion is dapper and cleanly. Rorschach lives in a shitty apartment and spends his spare time judging single mothers. Eltharion lives in an underground fortress and spends his time ridding his city of green scum. Definitely more like Batman.
@@mphylo2296 No, his methods are more like Rorschach than Batman.
@@CallanElliott Because sometimes the permanent solution is the best solution.
Noobs guide to Vlad would be awesome, but I’ve asked for that already, so for variety’s sake I’ll say we need a noobs guide to Durthu, the pissed off treebeard of the warhammer world
But seriously, I don’t actually care, as long as these noobs guides keep coming, I’ll keep smiling from ear to ear when I see the premiere announcement
I feel like I have to do Vlad and Isabella together. Are you okay with that? Or should they be separate
@@codybonds i think together would be the right Choice. ^^ Great video as always :)
Vlad is to die for, 😁
@@codybonds as long as the video is slightly longer to get full length out of both lords. Or not we honestly wouldn't care much. We just want MORE. :)
Together would be best for Vlad and Isabella.
"He became the first High Elf in history, to succesfully raid Morathi's back door" Yeah, no innuendo here at all. "...which for some reason, Malekith was rather put out by". ^^
First time on this channel?
@@codybonds Oh, no. ^^ I just was surprised I had found no one else in the comments who had pointed this out. :)
@@codybonds Also, was the 'throne' being referred to Morathi or Naggarond?
Yeah... Eltharion should REALLY avoid Arkhan the Black...
But on the plus side if he doesn't he gets to eventually come back as a soul inhabiting a magic suit of armor.
That Age of Sigmar model is really cool. They designed it to look hollow and float in midair. It made me want to start painting minis.
What do you mean? I'm sure that if Eltharion got his rematch with Arkhan, that incident in the end times won't happen twice.
@@amandag.6186 I just want to point out that its confirmed The duel is happening again in Age of sigmar
Yes I have most definitely watched this video before the premiere
Rewatching this after Eltharion did something that helped me very much on my Norsca campaign. He confederated Eatine and got me the Long Victory at last.
The Noobs guide series are pure gold, but this one is a masterpiece.
"Da pointy head what gives a proppa fight" line killed me lol
Love your analysis of Elf Punisher.
Elftanamo Bay is always looking for vic- I mean suspects.
The cats are so good. I am so close to building the Doom Cat stack.
Hey Tor Yvtanamo ain’t gonna fill itself to pay the rent to Cu-I mean Ulthuan.
I have never heard such an accurate description of the High Elf legendary lords.
"Cuz all High Elves are Douchbags."
Yes, yes they are. This is even lore accurate.
High elves: Politician douchebags.
Wood elves: Archaic treehugger douchebags.
Dark elves: Douchebags. Just douchebags. And BDSM. Lots of BDSM.
I was about to start an -Asurmen- Eltharion campaign and this is good to know!
Asurmen?
Morathi deserves a Noob's Guide. Poor girl has been through so much.
6:40 "Not as good as Magic at Teclis" 😂
I was curious if anyone would notice that. I was running a 101 degree fever while recording this. You can hear my nose stopped up the whole time.
@@codybonds hopefully nurgle doesn't claim your soul yet, you still have a bunch of legendary lords to make noobs guides of
@@amandag.6186 you-you give twisted god-thing to much-much credit. Horned rat and PESTILENS claim Cody-thing's soul and body-corpse!
I loved all the memes you put Into this “staunch line of spears”
classic
12:05 I only realized that Eltharion has a heart on his forehead
His hand model holding the spear is still wrong, c'mom CA fix it already.
I’m really interested in ‘The Blind’ honestly. But if it wasn’t for ‘The Grim’ we wouldn’t have gotten ork update.
Cant wait to see a noobs guide for at least one of each faction. Looking at you, beastmen, wood elves. Norsca.
Beastmen and Wood Elves need a tune-up first. There's no way their mechanics aren't being worked on for a future update.
I like the comment about a mechanic that affects the campaign and battle maps. I always wanted the ability to destroy bridges in the face of the enemy advance to slow them down on both maps.
Noob's Guide to Khalida? The only tomb queen stuck between a Kroq and a Queek place to start, plus for lore she has some bloody beef with her better looking cousin and she got Gotrek to run her errands by threatening to give his boyfriend a poisonous purple nurple knowing full well that the snakes needed to do it hadn't taken their little blue pill in a long while. Interested to see what take you have on her.
Finally! These Noobs guides crease me up! Do one for Malekith and his mum!
Man great vids all around, you keep out there safe as well, cheers.
I laughed pretty hard at "...or one of the other random, useless bow guys."
I freaking lost it with hiding in the forest covered in blood like shia labeouf
🎶 *Normal Tuesday Night for Eltharion the Grim* 🎶
Hearing him say smörgåsbord was the best thing in this guide period
"Eltharion The Grim"
From DareDevil to BatMan to Punisher
Durthu! And we need a "Tree Hitler"-reference somewhere in there as a nod to his AI behavior at release!
Another excellent vid my dude, I think my favourite is still tied between Setra or Imrick, but thoroughly enjoyable non the less, no suggestions on whose next from me, just looking forward to it.
mmh... Krog-Gar, Alith Anar and/or Isabella would be nice
"Tyrion is Captain America"
After reading what happens to him during End Times, I'd say he's more Lex Luthor. Or Injustice Superman.
Maybe Dark Empire Luke Skywalker? It's hard to find characters who become so thoroughly corrupted seeking power to destroy evil.
'The toyota camry of warhammer" well you got my like for the video
Also, next Noobs guide to be either Karl Franz or Gotrek & Felix. I know Gotrek doesn’t have his own faction, but he’s a general and immortal, so he counts as a Legendary Lord, and you can’t do Gotrek without Felix because you know why.
@5:55 That thought ending with "High elves are still douchebags" was epic
QUEEK!
True Master-owner of Pillar City!
You forget-no mind vote-pledge...
Bring show-display, now now, no fur!
First thing I noticed is CA still hadn’t fixed the bug where the character awkwardly holds their weapon without actually closing their hand
That seems to always happen with new dlc
0:46 this was masterful, bravo.
So random lore note about Eltharion. In the End Times he gets killed by Arkhan the Black when Arkham uses the curse of years to literally disintergrate him. Then neither him or Nagash enslave his soul so his back in Age of Sigmar leading the newest Elven... sorry Aelven faction the Lumineth Realm Lords as a possessed suit of armor because Arkhans curse of years is still effecting him so anybody his soul gets put in gets reduced to dust. Also in the End Times after dying, as a ghost he gave his living family members his sword to carry on his legacy but they get killed two books later because they didn't like having a Dark Elf High King.
I can't get over that Eltharion and Homelander look alike. I can't unsee that now.
That ability to release a prisoner and take a portion of their faction income sounds perfectly balanced...
"Pointy hed what gives a propa fight" had me rolling
Love the Dune OST
Nice vid, as always!
My request for the next Noob's Guide remains the same as ever: Wulfrik the Wanderer.
I always thought alith anar fit the batman mold more. Stealthy guerrilla who strikes fear into the hearts of his enemies
i think he is a little bit cruel or psycho for badman or have you ever heard that batman pinned all of joker henchmen to a wall so they die and all can see them?
Alarielle is the Everwaifu.
We want MALEKITH
"Hmm, let's see how his campaign is now in IE 3...oh...oh fuck...hi, Mr. Skarbrand with actual units."
Eltharion is not a cop. He is vengeance. he is the night. He is BATMAN!
I have never enjoyed playing dwarfs or elves but this noobs guides inspired me to give them another try
I love your videos please keep making these guides
You never seem to miss with these.
I certainly try not to. There's alot of work that goes into the writing, and I'm lucky to have a creative spouse to bounce ideas off of.
Cody: Just watch out for the Arkhan the black Invasion
Me: PTSD kicks in
Ohh the memories. I needed to know am onth ago man! :D
The End Times claims the sanity of another. Truly it is the will of Tzeentch.
@@codybonds thanks to you I decided to check the warhammer lore and the end times the only 2 good things that I can are 1) karl franz is a badass and 2) imrik is also a badass
Can't wait till we a guide for Grombrindal.
Amazing vids keep up the great work
He gets messed up by random anti-large lords^^ Even vampire-pirats.
I require a noobs guide to malekith please
How many gold coins do you wanna bet that he does at least one Darth Vader joke?
@@amandag.6186 Quite a bit
@@amandag.6186 Oh and btw Malekith is way too easy target for various kind of jokes: Sweet home alabama, edge lord incarnate and oathbreaker
Love your work as always! How does a noobs guide to Alithe Anar sound?
Noob’s Guide to Karl Franz!
Not until I have a clip of Henry Cavill saying "Summon the Elector Counts"
There is only one true Phoenix King, descendant of Aenarion, the witch king of Naggarond- Malekith! I bet set of his titles maybe enlisted in background as was already done with Sethra
Everyone's favourite drunken mammoth wrestling viking next, please? Because the only chaos faction that's bearable to play needs some love.
2:21 It's actually holding A when the ball is right above the Pokémon, common mistake.
Be careful especially Arkhan the Black......
Agent 47 is getting wild with the disguises
CHANNEL IS BACK!
If you think about it Eltharion is basically a Dark High Elf. He’s got fetish for capturing and torturing people the only difference between him and little old Mally is that atleast Maleketh enjoys it
In fairness to that fog, it does a TON of attrition.
"Raid Morathis backdoor." Aaaahhhh i see what you did there :D
If I could figure out a way to make every single line and double entendre I would
That moment when he says he is crazy and you see eltherion one eye just wink at you ;)
as a great detective once said. " hammer of justice is unisex!" :D
Damn he really does look like homelander tho
Wow it just so happens I started this campaign on the 9/11 20 year anniversary lol
Noobs guide to Balthasar would be great please and thank you.
It's funny you say Teclis is Doctor Strange, as in the Skaven Scribe reacts to TWW2 Trailer video, the scribe does refer to him as "Benedict Cumberelf..."
That's because the internet already made that meme due to his look in the cinematic trailer so CA just rolled with it
Eltharion and the Goblin Slayer would get along so good
please do a noobs guide to sigvald
Qeek headtaker still needs his guide to complete the 8 peaks trio of videos. After that Arkan the black needs a guide!
A noobs guide to Balthazar gelth must be next
YES! YES! PRAISE WHATEVER GOD GAVE YOU THIS IDEA!!!
Thank you
how about a noobs guide to the old cops and robbers? karl and grimgor
I just wish my computer could handle the final battle ... even after I already went through the rest of his campaign
A Noob's Guide to Goldmember
11:50 I understood that reference.
Noobs guide to Squids McGee aka Lokir Felheart
I love that you also see Mel Gibson when you see Orion.
I see Freedom.