HOW TO ANNOY A READER

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  • @emmmabooks
    @emmmabooks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2578

    "so like twilight"
    THE AMOUNT OF TIMES SOMEONE HAS SAID THIS TO ME WHILE TALKING ABOUT A BOOK OMFG

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      +emmmabooks and ALWAYS with the books where they are nothing like Twilight!

    • @hamdaarif9947
      @hamdaarif9947 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i swear!!

    • @spaminator8965
      @spaminator8965 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      If you're talking about a love story everyone just says-so like Twilight?-

    • @thebookphantom398
      @thebookphantom398 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do u mean ?

    • @phantom3252
      @phantom3252 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      emmmabooks dear god yaaaaaaaas

  • @evergreen8949
    @evergreen8949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1611

    “Throw one out.”
    THROWING AWAY A BOOK IS LIKE THROWING AWAY YOUR KID-

    • @msmjsbeaulieu208
      @msmjsbeaulieu208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Exactly!

    • @juliagranger9651
      @juliagranger9651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Milleycorey AJ except it’s a bad book 😂

    • @Cookiesncreambiscuit
      @Cookiesncreambiscuit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr. Like-

    • @procopias7571
      @procopias7571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol my life got so much easier when I learned to detatch from some of my books and give them away, or sell them to a tallow. Books that aren't necessarily bad but I kind of don't care if I have them or not and know for certain I won't read them ever again.

    • @smolopossummaxwell9624
      @smolopossummaxwell9624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I Would rather throw away my little cousins than throw away a book

  • @bridgidthepirateelf4135
    @bridgidthepirateelf4135 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1535

    Parents: why do you stay up so late?
    Me: you put books in my room and gave me a book light.

    • @pemmialcantara8040
      @pemmialcantara8040 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ahahahah, so true

    • @karas4009
      @karas4009 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Bridgid Frost haha. my grandma gets annoyed when i dont turn the fairy lights in my side of the room. because im reading. we sleep in the same room. hahah. and when i go downstairs there is my brother, playing his PS4. so i cant read there. hahah. my house is small so i dont have alot of choices to read. unless outside. i sometimes read outside. lol

    • @karas4009
      @karas4009 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      /\EchoSong/\ lol. also cant. 😂😂

    • @timothythehuman3977
      @timothythehuman3977 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn right you are.

    • @eijirokirishima3765
      @eijirokirishima3765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EXACTLY

  • @evelinaanmar2571
    @evelinaanmar2571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1373

    *Others* : “Why read the book when you can watch the movie?”
    *Me* : “Why breathe when you’re going to die anyway?”

    • @TheJimJaspers
      @TheJimJaspers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I would definitely say that to someone

    • @clouddrxpzii375
      @clouddrxpzii375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      BECAUSE THE BOOKS ALWAYS THE ORIGINAL.

    • @baconhair4042
      @baconhair4042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i guess i’m just like the others.

    • @dishabalaji3088
      @dishabalaji3088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How to make me cry in 3 words: Percy Jackson Movies

    • @venlajunnikkala2938
      @venlajunnikkala2938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dishabalaji3088 did you mean Perry Johnson?

  • @julietgore5940
    @julietgore5940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    Person- What's that book about?
    Me- *brain has exited the chat*

    • @whaat279
      @whaat279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Juliet Gore at that point I just shrug and keep reading

    • @negativenuss
      @negativenuss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Same. I CANNOT describe the book, it's so annoying 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @danidopolous
      @danidopolous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just hold up the back of the book and keep on reading does the job 😂

    • @weirdbookworm9383
      @weirdbookworm9383 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@negativenuss oooh yeah. When I describe any book I read it sounds so cringy

    • @mysterytime5200
      @mysterytime5200 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah my mum often asks me to tell her what I'm reading and I end up just talking gibberish

  • @bayleesilverwolf3756
    @bayleesilverwolf3756 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3811

    I absolutely hate it when people say
    -so like twilight
    -like the hunger games?
    -stop reading so much
    -what's the point of reading when you can see the movie
    -it's just a book
    -reading sucks
    -what's the point of buying a book when you can just go to the library

    • @WafflessGaming
      @WafflessGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      me: reading any ya book in public
      person: oh what're you reading?
      me: oh it's this ya book by--
      person: sO iTs LiKe tHe hUnGeR gAmEs??

    • @meili4777
      @meili4777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Linksthebest
      Same, but then I contradict myself by saying things like, "YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MOM! I NEEEEEEED IT."

    • @koobikei
      @koobikei 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      -do u get tired of reading??

    • @piperxox739
      @piperxox739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Baylee Silverwolf same

    • @firebow2810
      @firebow2810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      "What's the point of reading books when you can just see the movie!"
      "What's the pointing of breathing oxygen if you're just going to die anyway?"

  • @helenaalexandria4912
    @helenaalexandria4912 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2881

    My ex hates reading.
    Key word: ex.

  • @reddoesstuff6220
    @reddoesstuff6220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1104

    Me: *talks about how horrible the Percy Jackson movies are*
    My dad: it’s seriously just a book. You need to stop getting so worked up over this
    This is why I don’t talk to people about books.

    • @Em-rg2wg
      @Em-rg2wg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      THE MOVIES ARE SO BAD THOUGH! THE BOOKS ARE UNIVERSES BETTER!

    • @nithila9243
      @nithila9243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      THANK YOU ANOTHER PERCY JACKSON FAN

    • @evergreen8949
      @evergreen8949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yes! Ok, I’m on the first book. Almost halfway through. My friend made me watch the trailer for the first darn movie so she could torture me. Keep in mind, I’m not finished the book. As soon as I watched that diddly darn trailer, I could tell they got *everything* wrong. And when I say that I was angry-

    • @Anna-ol5ji
      @Anna-ol5ji 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Guys you should hear musicial. It's PERFECT! Musicial even has references to other books! Dam I love it so much!

    • @Emily.Russell
      @Emily.Russell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      YES SO TRUE! And none of my friends don't like percy jackson so I can't talk to them about it so my parents have to listen to my rants about the movies

  • @cloudy9779
    @cloudy9779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    Book: “Annabeth's blond hair and stormy gray eyes... ”
    *Movie: I like brown better*

    • @birgio1363
      @birgio1363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I wonder who will miss the reference

    • @carolineteague1927
      @carolineteague1927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      y does Annabeth look like the female version of Percy???

    • @emilyterrell9493
      @emilyterrell9493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The bad thing is that Percy and Annabeth are technically cousins and they kiss 😖

    • @cloudy9779
      @cloudy9779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@emilyterrell9493 As long as they don't come from the same god, they can date. Cause the gods don't have Dna which is how the demigod children can date.

    • @emilyterrell9493
      @emilyterrell9493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      [ C l o u d y ] Trueeee I didn’t think about that 😂 it just still makes me feel weird lol

  • @iikittydr8503
    @iikittydr8503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1183

    How my dad annoys me:
    Tells me that my reading habit is really good, but I should read nonfiction instead of fiction

    • @willowofhoax
      @willowofhoax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      KittyD Roblox THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE... I HATE IT WHEN MY PARENTS DO THAT

    • @grayracha_beats2512
      @grayracha_beats2512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I thought this was only my parents yay 😀 I’m not alone but I’m still annoyed that my parents do that

    • @shadowheart2267
      @shadowheart2267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YEEEEEESSSS

    • @bethxnytxmlin
      @bethxnytxmlin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My dad literally said that to me yesterday!

    • @msmjsbeaulieu208
      @msmjsbeaulieu208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm so sorry

  • @rebeccatandy9786
    @rebeccatandy9786 7 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    Non readers don't understand the emotional pain of reading and getting attached T-T

    • @courtnrysalamone7677
      @courtnrysalamone7677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was gonna like but it already has 69 so...

    • @anna.claire5755
      @anna.claire5755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And then when one of you’re favorite character dies ;...(((

    • @evergreen8949
      @evergreen8949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *cough cough* Dobby *cough cough*

    • @emilydubs147
      @emilydubs147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      iTs juSt A bOok, a fiCtIoNaL cHaRacTeR. jEez sTop SoBbiNg yOuR eYes oUt! = 🤡🤡

    • @ridealongwithnicolle1581
      @ridealongwithnicolle1581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@emilydubs147 I HATE THOSE WORDS! I be like:🔫💣🔪💉💊🔌 choose you're choice of punishment!

  • @martaramirez8669
    @martaramirez8669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    I hate when people say:
    " That book looks soooo boring!!!"
    And they havent even open it🤦‍♀️

    • @choocli
      @choocli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      IKR THESE PPL ARE DUMB ASF

    • @67otters
      @67otters 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Then the conversation goes like this. Reader: No it's not boring! Them: What's it about? *Explanation* Them: Meh. Still sounds boring.

    • @annvik3772
      @annvik3772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      O M G

    • @goodnight-moon564
      @goodnight-moon564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My friend to Percy Jackson. It annoys the hades out of me. She refuses to read it, or even give it a chance, and I’m like “BUT YOU HAVEN’T EVEN READ THE BLURB!!”

  • @crowdotcom
    @crowdotcom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    I was reading the maze runner a long time ago and my friend said "Oh, isn't that like hunger games?"
    "No."
    "Oh, but isn't it the same author?"
    *"N.O."*

    • @Diana72910
      @Diana72910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kirishima The Cinnamon Roll did you enjoy maze runner?

    • @estherdenholm9584
      @estherdenholm9584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr

    • @crowdotcom
      @crowdotcom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Diana72910 dude yee

    • @fiashlightyear9004
      @fiashlightyear9004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi kiri

    • @sebsbeehotel
      @sebsbeehotel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eijirou Kirishima o m g 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @jennamercer8056
    @jennamercer8056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    When your rereading Harry Potter for the 394th time and some say “oh is that Harry Potter in grade 6 I watch 20 minutes of it so yeah I know what it’s about”

    • @nithila9243
      @nithila9243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Omg I hate when that happenes

    • @madysend.82
      @madysend.82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They think they know everything so basically when someone does that to me and says they know what its about I give them trivia on the book or movie

    • @thelilfox7604
      @thelilfox7604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I actually havent seen or read harry potter. I want to finish the Twilight series and then read the harry potter books

    • @jennamercer8056
      @jennamercer8056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      TheLittleEmoGirl the Harry Potter it’s so freaking good

    • @madysend.82
      @madysend.82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thelilfox7604 that is a sin to read twilight before Harry Potter.

  • @breeahnalovebooks3312
    @breeahnalovebooks3312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Why did I feel so proud when I recognised the books she was reading.

    • @alecbrown7413
      @alecbrown7413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same tho

    • @goodnight-moon564
      @goodnight-moon564 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Breeahna Lovebooks
      So did I! And I have no idea why I felt that!

    • @baconhair4042
      @baconhair4042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao i never saw these books ever in my life

    • @ethanwashbourne1608
      @ethanwashbourne1608 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol same

    • @yeetplayzroblox211
      @yeetplayzroblox211 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same the first time I watched this I understood nothing now I understand most of it so I’m proud

  • @fangirlfiles3
    @fangirlfiles3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I literally gasped when she said why don't you just throw the books out.

  • @jessethereader
    @jessethereader 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1591

    ZOE THIS WAS SO GREAT APPLAUSE ALL THE APPLAUSE

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      +jessethereader THANK YOU JESSE! :D

    • @firebow2810
      @firebow2810 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Omg, Jesse, you are my fav! You recommend the perfect books!

    • @shatteredgreenbean2004
      @shatteredgreenbean2004 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      jessethereader hey I know you won't read this but
      I love your channel although most kids my age would say "nerd"or Evan "miss or mister dumb nerd" I still read they still get to me but I still read and I don't ever want to give that up they say what they want but one day they will learn about how we are all different and how we love books or games sports or cooking we still do what we want so I will say this now you are one of my favorite TH-camrs so here are a few books that you may like
      1:number the stars
      2:glory be
      3:me and the pumpkin queen
      4:Real friends
      Though real friends is a comic still really encouraging
      And finally 5:me and the devil
      Hope you like what I selected and hope you don't find me a creep or Evan ugly but I hope you read this and read some of my favorite books for you to read
      Sincerely
      The book phantom

    • @catabchi6930
      @catabchi6930 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow. My 2 fav readers.

    • @eliastta437
      @eliastta437 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      jessethereader OMG I found ur channel two days before I saw this video

  • @potatolover228
    @potatolover228 7 ปีที่แล้ว +999

    The real question is: How did bret get the trumpet?

    • @tahaali3424
      @tahaali3424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LMFAOOOOOO

    • @crowdotcom
      @crowdotcom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Maybe from Brittany?
      -The world may never know-

    • @anna.claire5755
      @anna.claire5755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s all I was thinking about the whole rest of the video

    • @gracie8332
      @gracie8332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kirishima The Cinnamon Roll
      Probally not
      Jaxon he's been missing his trumpet he always thought it was Beth

    • @mariannamacisaac2438
      @mariannamacisaac2438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

  • @slcatnip
    @slcatnip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Normal mom's: Get a book or something! You are hanging out too much with your friends.
    The kids: Reading is boring!
    My mom: Stop reading just for one second!! Hang out with your friends or something! You need some social interaction!!
    Me: Friends? Social interaction? What's that for?

    • @angelbarajas9180
      @angelbarajas9180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂 true

    • @mollykt21
      @mollykt21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      social interaction? what’s that? who’s he?

    • @Emma-eg7gy
      @Emma-eg7gy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My mom once got really mad at me because I was reading and needed to interact with other human beings or something

    • @Meow-d7w
      @Meow-d7w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same!

    • @lea3598
      @lea3598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      r/notliketheothergirls...

  • @elle-anakin
    @elle-anakin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Life is easy for me.
    I see a Rick Riordan book, I click.

  • @megangilmore9355
    @megangilmore9355 8 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    There was one time where I cried so hard about a book that I got sick

    • @harmonizing8627
      @harmonizing8627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me when I read mocking jay!

    • @FirstnameLastname-es1ko
      @FirstnameLastname-es1ko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t think that’s possible. Most colds, bugs and flus, are from air carried viruses, bacteria etc. Not from being cold or crying. Sorry to be that one annoying person buttt😂

    • @forestmint213
      @forestmint213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@FirstnameLastname-es1ko I think she means she threw up lol, crying really hard can actually make you sick in that way

    • @FirstnameLastname-es1ko
      @FirstnameLastname-es1ko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lucky Cat fair point, sometimes on my period I get like that, you know, crying until you want to vomit haha

    • @psycho5815
      @psycho5815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What book?

  • @Mellowg1rl
    @Mellowg1rl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    One time this random girl game up to me and said,
    "Hey, what are you reading?:
    *Holds up book so she can see the cover*
    "What's your favorite part?"
    "Uhhh I dunno I didn't finish it."
    Like would she even understand if I told her a random part?

    • @Senacesn
      @Senacesn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      TalesofTetra You're all trying to be over dramatic about stupid things. It's obvious that she was starting a conversation couldn't you answer at least with something?

    • @NA-uz7qv
      @NA-uz7qv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      sena x
      If you were engrossed in something then a complete stranger comes up and tries to start a pointless conversation while it's clear you're busy, would you be completely cheerful just cause they were trying to be nice?

    • @sai-bi2rh
      @sai-bi2rh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@NA-uz7qv I think, no matter how much you love books, it is still necessary to maintain courtesy at all times. So, at best, it is alright to say that you're busy politely and get back to books than just condemning or shooing them away.

    • @peytonwade8925
      @peytonwade8925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm a reader and I've never done this. You sound anti social she was just trying to be nice.

    • @iloylunabellaterrispiky5735
      @iloylunabellaterrispiky5735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe she read it before like

  • @akshatasheth651
    @akshatasheth651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "You better stay up there, rain"😂😂💕

  • @newchanneljustthatericidv129
    @newchanneljustthatericidv129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    i always get told ''why are you reading in claSsS?!''
    like WHY DO YAH WANT TO KNOW

    • @Stiixell
      @Stiixell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The sttrugles xd

    • @leavemebe7341
      @leavemebe7341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I had a friend who would just read her book whist the teacher was teaching in Primary School. Pretty sure that teacher was half blind, she only noticed once and after my friend just went back to reading. I did it only sometimes, because I was afraid of getting caught.

    • @adelaheath4221
      @adelaheath4221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If the teacher says "Why are you reading while I'm teaching?" say "Why are you teaching while I'm reading?" THE TABLES HAVE TURNEDDD

  • @koshetchka
    @koshetchka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Why are you screaming, crying, and throwing tantrums? It's just a book."
    "Yeah, and hell is just a sauna."

  • @clareandaudrey1451
    @clareandaudrey1451 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "don't you dare finish that sentence " lol that scene was my favorite

  • @floraguildford1268
    @floraguildford1268 8 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    'WE WILL CONVERT YOU'
    Um well then.. that ending took an interesting turn hehe

    • @steveprice5607
      @steveprice5607 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please get off my web site

    • @PinkPlague666
      @PinkPlague666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@steveprice5607 my web site?
      Ummm what?

    • @celine_cielo
      @celine_cielo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not like she's lying! 😅 true true true

  • @kyleer6191
    @kyleer6191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    This is my worst one “get your nose out of that book!” That annoys me so bad 😂

  • @kingdomcomeundone
    @kingdomcomeundone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "just walking in general is a challenge in and of itself"
    me having a flashback to the time when i accidentally walked up to the sixth floor instead of the fifth where my classroom was and almost walking into a class of ninth grade students busy with their class: *YEP IT SURE IS*

  • @garrettdelhommer6061
    @garrettdelhommer6061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The most heartbreaking thing I experience when reading paperbacks is when the spines break! 😔😭😫

  • @RhiannaVarney
    @RhiannaVarney 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "It's just a book."
    That is like a knife to the heart to a reader haha.
    Loved this video, it was so funny! Your acting is on point

  • @AlylovesDP
    @AlylovesDP 8 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    my Dad said to get rid of books to me like 20 min ago i was all
    *staring * don't even say that.

    • @bayleesilverwolf3756
      @bayleesilverwolf3756 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +BlueHeadphonez the comment had me laughing but that made it so much batter

    • @bayleesilverwolf3756
      @bayleesilverwolf3756 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +BlueHeadphonez sorry I meant better

  • @OfTheseDaydreams
    @OfTheseDaydreams 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Another thing that drives me mad, "Well I saw the movie so I don't need to read the book." or "Ugh I hate reading." LIKE JUST OPEN SOME DAMN PAGES MAN. Especially since I proofread so many people's essays for university, you can tell within the first sentence who reads and who doesn't.

  • @bree3534
    @bree3534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Whenever I read at school everyone comes to me just to talk
    Me:😐😡

    • @adelaheath4221
      @adelaheath4221 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like when you're not reading, everyone ignores you, then you start and suddenly you're the most popular person ever

    • @natalyaporter5730
      @natalyaporter5730 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used to read in school BECAUSE I didn’t have anyone to talk to.

  • @phoebem.2547
    @phoebem.2547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Random person: “The movies were so much better than the books”
    Me: *triggered!!!!* “what did you just say?”🔪

    • @leavemebe7341
      @leavemebe7341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The movies are always way worse than the books. Like in Divergent Tris doesn’t even die in the movie, and Cara didn’t exist.

    • @jae7475
      @jae7475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@leavemebe7341 It's sad because Cara is one of the best characters!

    • @leavemebe7341
      @leavemebe7341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hiccstrid_Marichat I used to love ASoUE! Some movies are really good, even if they remove a lot, but some movies based on books I just hate. A lot of people say The 100 series of episodes were better than the books, but I’ve never watched them. Also, your comment’s not that long, but it probably feels long since everyone keeps things brief online.

    • @goodnight-moon564
      @goodnight-moon564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sydney Minotto
      *cough cough* Percy Jackson

    • @DC_-dh9wq
      @DC_-dh9wq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sydney Minotto the movies leave out all the details and sometimes put in different ones or switch them up which is SO ANNOYING

  • @michellelim7849
    @michellelim7849 8 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    "You better stay up there rain" omg wahahaha

  • @padfootandprongs07
    @padfootandprongs07 8 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    LOVED THIS. Also yesssss the ending! I dressed up as Napoleon Dynamite for Halloween once and instead of saying "trick or treat" I just said "can I have your tots?" AT EVERY HOUSE. YES IT WAS AWKWARD.

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +padfootandprongs07 Thanks, Barbara! AND I CAN SEE IT NOW, awkward baby Barbara and her tots hahaha

    • @padfootandprongs07
      @padfootandprongs07 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      readbyzoe **it was so beautiful**

  • @Pesar2938
    @Pesar2938 7 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    mom: why are crying
    me: (crying so bad)
    mom: what is wrong
    me: Dumbledore died

    • @parentaladvisory4176
      @parentaladvisory4176 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      POTTERHEAD I couldn’t care less about that overrated series of books.

    • @onlyasleep2721
      @onlyasleep2721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Dank memes Broken dreams I could care less about them too, because I care about them so much my care levels are pretty high so I have some care to lose. *series. Unless you mean....sirius??

    • @piperxox739
      @piperxox739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I cried about Sirius and Cedrics death

    • @oliviagilbert1559
      @oliviagilbert1559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      OMG literally me when I read that part

    • @mallikasuresh5218
      @mallikasuresh5218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was going to comment that. And i still sob when i remember about it.

  • @Hi-ou4qt
    @Hi-ou4qt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    “It’s just a book!”
    Me: chuckles in dedicated warriors fan who gets too attached to the cats

    • @alicesquinoa
      @alicesquinoa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oop me

    • @madi2004
      @madi2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @ravenclawthestral3964
      @ravenclawthestral3964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stargaze TV You can't get too attached because they are all going to die in the next series or two.

    • @Hi-ou4qt
      @Hi-ou4qt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ravenclaw Thestral I try to acknowledge that but it’s too hard when the cats have good personalities

    • @alicesquinoa
      @alicesquinoa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ravenclawthestral3964 l i t e r a l l y

  • @mugglepuff
    @mugglepuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "I was gonna buy more but the books were hurting my arms" this cut me deeper that the book edges cut my arms when I carry them at the bookstore.

  • @jennamercer8056
    @jennamercer8056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “You’re getting another book but your already read like 5”

  • @scarredxangel
    @scarredxangel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    My fiance is all of these. He tries to talk to me when I read all the time, he purposely tries to torment me if he has nothing to do. He likes to poke my face. Also, the "It's just a book." is the worst. Everytime I finish a book that I loved he say it to me. Like when I finished Illuminae, I couldn't function around books for a week because I didn't want to move on from the book and he just didn't get it.

  • @kaitlingerber1261
    @kaitlingerber1261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    What I get asked the most:
    Someone from my class: “Why do you read?”
    Me: “Why don’t you come back to me when you’ve taken the time to read one. Also. Because for some people it’s fun.”

  • @yfkejongsma2082
    @yfkejongsma2082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Every time is see your bookshelf it makes me happy because Harry Potter are on it.

    • @button.house101
      @button.house101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Every time is see 3:36 it makes me happy as I see wonder. Such a great book so I definitely recommend

  • @Ashley-rc9hi
    @Ashley-rc9hi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Me: *Looking in the Background* see’s PERCY JACKSON Books...
    Also me: *starts smiling* :) :) :)

    • @charlesbehensky1339
      @charlesbehensky1339 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      did no one else see Little Woman? It may just be me because I own three copies of it, but I am almost certain I saw the cover of Little Woman by Louisa May Alcott!

    • @duskii_rxse9746
      @duskii_rxse9746 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ashley 2003 I think it’s the Heroes of Olympus not Percy Jackson

    • @fiashlightyear9004
      @fiashlightyear9004 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too lol

  • @lejlabaj3470
    @lejlabaj3470 8 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    😂when I'm reading and someones like, what r u reading? I don't look at them and show them the cover, and keep reading. then theyre like what's it about? I show them the back with the synopsis😂 NO ONE CAN BOTHER ME WHEN I READ. I literally get so pissed. (BTW, love ur channel! new subbie! ^_^)

    • @sarahemmons4160
      @sarahemmons4160 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kanna Ishida I do the same exact thing! Then, if they keep bothering me, I give them the look that says "I'm busy reading, don't talk to me" and then continue to read.

    • @tibakhalid5328
      @tibakhalid5328 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kanna Ishida IKR! So relatable! The anger that boils my blood when someone interrupts my reading...

    • @jennagrossmann6101
      @jennagrossmann6101 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same girl same.. I just lift the cover up annoyed... but my friends take my book and I just flip out and get enraged

    • @witchesmortuary235
      @witchesmortuary235 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is so me ahaha

    • @thomasblack-slytherin2886
      @thomasblack-slytherin2886 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol that’s exactly what do. At lunch, when I’m supposed to be talking with people. One of my friends actually moved to a different table and we had a huge fallout because I didn’t talk to her during lunch. Then I sorta just glanced up from my book, shrugged, and returned to my book.

  • @lucy3837
    @lucy3837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I hate that moment:
    Someone: What are your Hobbys?
    Me: Reading
    Someone: Haha that's so uncreative everyone say that when they don't have hobbys...
    Me: 😑

    • @adeladybughowell1703
      @adeladybughowell1703 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ive never heard anyone say that

    • @lucy3837
      @lucy3837 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adeladybug Howell well they don't say it like that but i've heard that a lot...

    • @adeladybughowell1703
      @adeladybughowell1703 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      louxellex well geez thats not nice

    • @nerdgeekcosplay909
      @nerdgeekcosplay909 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me: I write angst for fun !
      People: * reads my pieces * WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
      Me: * spaces out and goes into my fictional world * Zanderland here I come :3

  • @sarahswati8768
    @sarahswati8768 8 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    Random unnecessary person: "so... What book are you reading?"
    Me: it's called clockwork princess by Cassandra Clare
    Random unnecessary person: oh that's the book with the kingdoms and the girl who's a princess who makes watches and clocks for a living!
    Me: yes, that's exactly what it's about.

    • @jinpluskenequalsheartattac3290
      @jinpluskenequalsheartattac3290 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I told my friend I was destroyed after Will's death scene, even though it was peaceful, and she said it was only a book. Point of the story is I'm short a friend.

    • @tamarzakay265
      @tamarzakay265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      SkulduggeryLikesPoodles hey thanks for the spoiler

    • @skittles696
      @skittles696 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SkulduggeryLikesPoodles Where was Wills death scene? What. There was technically no death scene

    • @sallydagger19
      @sallydagger19 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SkulduggeryLikesPoodles make spaces in the beginning so we can't see it and write spoilers at the top.

    • @okayso4869
      @okayso4869 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sarah Swati I'm a book worm who asks people what book there reading because I'm genuinely interested and would like to read it aswell

  • @hipeople9856
    @hipeople9856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:58 when that's the book that you just started reading like 10 minutes ago and it's right next to you and you gasp and you say "oh my god" and then you type this comment and then you post it, and then no one reads it cause they don't want to, and then you're alone and then you are a failure and then you die
    _cries_

  • @sugarmiilk1250
    @sugarmiilk1250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “You can’t really read that, you just want to seem smarter.”
    - Ms. Jones.

  • @rdc1893
    @rdc1893 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    When people see you reading and that you want to be bothered but still they're like WHAT ARE YOU READINGGG OMG I HATEEE READING.
    orrr when they took the book out of your handas and lose the page you were in. :(

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rita Ruiz woah! People do the latter?! That’s just plain rude! What if we started doing that to people with phones in their hands?!!

    • @Miyahonsatrn
      @Miyahonsatrn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      exactly at my school there are so many peeps like this I hate reading omg ur a nerd its soooo boring

  • @alexia3529
    @alexia3529 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The scariest thing of my life
    Me: reading at lunch with my mom dad grandpa and grandma
    Dad: put that book down
    Me: ok (hides it under the table and keeps reading)
    Dad: (discovers you) I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE BOOK DOWN
    Me: but...
    Dad: give it yo me
    Me: WHAT NOOOOOOO (screaming like ina horror movie)
    Dad: don't make me take the book away from you
    Me: (Starts crying) NOOOO NO NO DO NOT DARE
    Dad: (slowly walks away from me)

    • @cerpiper
      @cerpiper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The scariest thing to me is my teacher seeing me reading book and take it from me and don't give it back until a week later 😭😭

  • @literabby
    @literabby 8 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Oh my god. Where's your oscar?

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  8 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      +literabby I KNOW! Me and Leo DiCaprio have formed a club

    • @jewelsims8805
      @jewelsims8805 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Is it lonely in the club?

  • @RitCore
    @RitCore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Person: Oh my god what are you reading
    Me: **Holds the open book in front of my face**
    Person: WHAT ARE YOU READING?!
    Me: THE TITLE IS LITERALLY IN YOUR FACE!

  • @emmaparker
    @emmaparker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The marauders map shirt is amazing! And I *hate* when people ask me about books.

  • @Jellafy
    @Jellafy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    that trumpet convo #dead

  • @Esma2Kov
    @Esma2Kov 8 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    My brother hates reading and i love it. I hate when he tells me "Why are you reading a book?You are so stupid. Why don't you just watch a movie." DUDE I DON'T WANT TO!

    • @linasburrow
      @linasburrow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ha..THE QUESTION! I've been asked this for like forever! why don't people understand 😖

    • @elvenzodiac8595
      @elvenzodiac8595 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      THE BOOKS ARE SO MUCH BETTER. *cough* Eragon...

    • @princessrocketship5856
      @princessrocketship5856 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just say to him, "Im not stupid, because the book makes me smarter"

    • @sallydagger19
      @sallydagger19 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elven Zodiac I hated that book. the series was trash.

    • @randomfantasy9523
      @randomfantasy9523 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hayley Grace absolute the same shit in my house!!!!

  • @ri4803
    @ri4803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    When a good book ends:
    **Cries for infinite**

  • @kingsdisguise
    @kingsdisguise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    A non-reader doesn’t know the struggles of internally screaming when a character dies.

  • @KingdomHeartsFan3211
    @KingdomHeartsFan3211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    0:31
    "You better stay up there, rain!"
    Lol. So true.

  • @thebraxtonater8466
    @thebraxtonater8466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "you have enough books so throw some out" at that moment Zoey's twin sister realized she fu** up

  • @notmary1119
    @notmary1119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When mom just bough me a book like yesterday and I just casually tell her: "yeah I finished the book you got me" and she just stares at me deadpan, and sighs: "and you wanna buy another?"

  • @xoxogarden2452
    @xoxogarden2452 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "It's just a boo-"
    "Don't you dare finish thats sentence"
    My friends and I 100%

  • @berlize481
    @berlize481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When I need to return a book in 1 week
    Me: Are you challenging me?

  • @justsomefemboywithinternet5625
    @justsomefemboywithinternet5625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    tip: stack thin books on top of each other, it saves space.

  • @TheBookLeo
    @TheBookLeo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I love sketch video's like this! ;)

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is kinda old, but I love your version of this as well!

  • @a.mushroom8257
    @a.mushroom8257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That moment when your reading and someone starts reading over my frikin shoulder. I’m just like move your nasty breath away from my ear

  • @ilaydabogaert1643
    @ilaydabogaert1643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    When we go to the library
    Littarly everyone: getting the smallest book of the whole library
    Me: getting 10 books of 800 pages
    Like snape it says: ALWAYS me 😂

  • @nickiminaj664
    @nickiminaj664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    when your hanging out with your friends and they insist on watching a movie that’s based off of a book you haven’t read yet 😡😡

  • @thaismagalhaes5928
    @thaismagalhaes5928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "maybe you shouldn't buy so many books"
    Me: WHAT?

    • @NY-tn2ip
      @NY-tn2ip 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And my family's favourite: There's a kindle y'know.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck em

  • @carolinehuynh2656
    @carolinehuynh2656 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Omg I can so relate! I am a book lover and when people talk about book like it's nothing... I get so angry. They just don't understand!

  • @bookishblues922
    @bookishblues922 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    oh my gawd! I laughted so hard at the ''bookhaul'' part xD

  • @TheApplesauce1992
    @TheApplesauce1992 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I am that book hoarder that has no room on my bookshelves.... until I need room on my bookshelves. By then I have defied all laws of physics to put that one book in a space that is too small and I will never be able to get back out unless I remove every book on that shelf. :) #sorrynotsorry

  • @kalebbradburn5298
    @kalebbradburn5298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    What I hate THE MOSTT is when someone asks “what are you reading?” and you have to awkwardly hold up the cover and just sit there.

    • @KMXC17
      @KMXC17 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same!

  • @analynthomson2396
    @analynthomson2396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Me: Reading
    My friend: Bothers me
    Also me: Gods of Olympus what’s your dam problem

  • @jaceyjayceereads3406
    @jaceyjayceereads3406 8 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Omg this was so funny, Zoe, and so freaking true!!!

  • @sophiemontecalvo7503
    @sophiemontecalvo7503 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I am a Twihard, but it drives me crazy when people think Twilight is the only YA novel out there.
    An amazing video, btw! You have earned a subscriber!

  • @sammylever7175
    @sammylever7175 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "If I played the trumpet, my lips would be so plump and kissable"😂😂😂 I'm a trumpet player does that mean my lips are kissable?

  • @maliahrenee
    @maliahrenee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm 11 and I *ALWAYS* reads and I hate it when my friends are like
    -Why are u always reading?
    -reading is stupid
    -stop reading
    -what is the point of reading?
    But the good thing is that I'm a 9th grade reading level so like yay!

    • @Creatorsan
      @Creatorsan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice. I'm 14 and I've been reading since 5th grade.
      When I was 11 I had a higher reading level than my entire class. I'm in 9th grade and I still have a higher reading level than my class. How? Well when the teacher gets people to read they always sound so choppy and can't pronounce simple words they should know right. Gee I guess reading does help with everything.

    • @gaybowser4648
      @gaybowser4648 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kawaii Universe absolutely. I have read a lot since I was about 7( all thanks to my brother) and we read Macbeth in class. I didn’t enjoy it honestly, I prefer King Henry the sixth, but any time I would read, I would put on voices, change the way I said certain words to match with the scenes and speak really loudly for everyone to hear. Everyone else had a really monotone, hushed voice and would ask me to read a lot of the time. Some didn’t but, reading really does help.

  • @mochiattoart514
    @mochiattoart514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm fine with people not getting my references, cuz I love slipping in random book/movie quotes in conversations and get overjoyed when they get it

  • @kevinkelly_
    @kevinkelly_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My mom told me to throw out some books to make room! And I just looked at my books and said "I won't let anything bad happen to you" XD

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Irish Reader Your own MOTHER?! You can't trust anyone these days.

    • @kevinkelly_
      @kevinkelly_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      readbyzoe I KNOW RIGHT!!! If anyone would have understood my addiction its her!

    • @stefansbooks3986
      @stefansbooks3986 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg same😂😂😂 and she's like you shouldn't buy any more books because you don't have any more space (which is kind of true) but I managed to make my uncle bring me 2 more bookshelves so Stef wins😂😂😂😂😂📚📚📚📚

    • @kevinkelly_
      @kevinkelly_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stefan's Books hahaha you do win

  • @Hollyheartsart
    @Hollyheartsart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I had to share this on my Facebook.. spot on Zoe. SPOT. ON!

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Holly Hearts Art Thank you SO much!!

    • @holistic7980
      @holistic7980 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +readbyzoe lol your hilarious in the video.

  • @charlottesreadsthings211
    @charlottesreadsthings211 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "You better stay up there rain!"
    I've said that so many times!

  • @Gamlinessa
    @Gamlinessa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ve mastered the art of
    TUNING PEOPLE OUT

  • @fantasy7764
    @fantasy7764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can relate to the getting so upset one. I can have emotional breakdowns when one of my favourite characters dies in a book and my brothers are like, ‘It’s just a book.’
    *gasp*
    betrayal..

  • @NY-tn2ip
    @NY-tn2ip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "i need a personal day" dude SAME when i read Me Before You I had exams, so I was basically crying in the exam hall during my math exam.

    • @liaadler8987
      @liaadler8987 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      After reading your comment I decided to read that book. It took me 1 day and I was sobbing the day. Undoubtedly one of the best books I have ever read

  • @yfkejongsma2082
    @yfkejongsma2082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Also something nonredaers wont understand, when they call you to come. But you have to finish the page because otherwise the bookmark is on the wrong page!

  • @queenofquacksons2745
    @queenofquacksons2745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Your book collection is my new aesthetic.

  • @eijirokirishima3765
    @eijirokirishima3765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was reading a book in 5th grade and walking back to class. Long story short, I walked into my 4th grade classroom
    Also, I legit LOVE Percy Jackson books!

  • @finn8332
    @finn8332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is literally my comfort video 😌🤌

  • @irock2231
    @irock2231 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    omg this was soo good!! I was smiling the whole time! loved it.

  • @mika-ek2ui
    @mika-ek2ui 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm crying at how true this is...

  • @marianamurgueitio9556
    @marianamurgueitio9556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When she said: you should throw some out
    I was like : how dare you?! These are my babies

  • @girlonfire6405
    @girlonfire6405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I. LOVED. THIS!
    I especially loved the ending lol the switch up, though.
    Also, 10/10 for the Marauder's Map t-shirt.

  • @natalyaporter5730
    @natalyaporter5730 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The whole: *struggling to find enough space for the books you own* thing is very relatable. I had a book drawer under my bed but the books were so heavy that the bottom started sagging so I had to find another place to put them. I don’t have a book shelf anymore.

  • @heyyitsmel
    @heyyitsmel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    me a trumpet player: "i wish"

  • @satiricwriter
    @satiricwriter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That "moms" Wig weirdly reminds me of Effie from Hunger Games

  • @fintrevelyan6337
    @fintrevelyan6337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    They tell you to throw out books.
    Tell them to throw out their clothes.
    Look at their reaction.
    Revenge is sweet.

  • @hayley_24b
    @hayley_24b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What I hate is when I tell someone the title of the book I’m reading and then they assume things about the book based off of the title, like when I read to all the boys I’ve loved before and red queen my mom had to google wether it was appropriate for children. I’m 14.

  • @RichaSingh-em5hb
    @RichaSingh-em5hb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg!!! The moment you clutched "Fangirl" !!!! I love that book❤❤