I love how he looks so cool on the AM era while performing and posing but the moment he starts talking for more than 30 seconds he becomes so awkward or just weird.
@@shrustipatil4446Cause artists try to make their albums as good as possible and it’s just the way that he’s so confused about it being purposeful or not 💀
for me i think id understand whatever he said for the most part, i actually look forward to having a conversation with him one day his ideas make sense even if you dont understand the way he puts them in a phrase as well, thats something i kinda relate to lol
“Who came up with the song name the worlds first ever monster truck front flip?” “Well, the guy who flipped the f***ing truck” Criminally underrated Alex Turner quote
Why do you give credit to Alex instead of the guy who flipped the f***ing truck?! Alex only shared the news. Here is the truck flip by the way, it's bizarre: th-cam.com/video/6ALgf2_tIPc/w-d-xo.html
@@glebkoshelevOmg, someone actually did it! I forgot about that, but he did mention it once upon a time and it being the inspiration for the song title, lol. Thanks for the video link. I hadn’t seen it before now. That’s wild.
I know it's a weird take to have on Arctic Monkeys but I feel like 2007 Alex is the exact energy I imagined Harry Potter to have when I read the books (looks shy but gets sassy when he runs out of patience)
2:07 “and i just wanted to ask you about the difference between those two performances?” “i mean i never really watch tv. i think i was there?” IM CACKLING.
The ghost cookie joke has now been spread around my school. Some of the grades make school newspapers and they had a meme page and me and someone younger both liked the arctic monkeys so we put the ghost cookie joke in and it’s been legendary lmaoo
@Maxwell _4K Instead of saying, "They're selling like hotcakes," he said, "They're selling like ghost cookies." They're selling like hotcakes is an expression used when something is selling particularly fast. It's funny because it's not the best joke, so it made it funnier, in my opinion.
I was waiting also for the time that the band stopped this comedic genius from unfolding his talent. When he started with the "I was paying for my lunch" and they started playing 😁
He seems sooo chill and confident. Like definition of confidence. Sooo relaxed. And he seems not being afraid of looking awkward and stupid I want to receive that level of consciousness and sorta wisdom😅 or stupidity, whatever
Honestly, this is probably how I look when I feel awkward and am not sure how to respond to something, so I just go with what pops into my head and hope that other people find it charming, lol.
Alex has definitely gotten funnier and more comfortable socially as he's gotten older. I actually think him not being in the spotlight so much has helped a lot.
the "take it easy for a little while" + banjo part is hilarious and has been stuck in my head for a month now. I have spent time to find this very video just to hear it again. Love your stuff really amazing
It's currently 1 a.m. I have school tomorrow But instead I'm watching Alex Turner do stand-up comedy Any regrets? HA PLEASE THE ONLY THING I'LL REGRET IS BURSTING OUT LAUGHING bc of a joke cause it's so bad or actually good during a serious situation
im so tired of people saying this shit. intrusive thoughts arent silly goofy quirky. theyre shit like "what if i kill my family and sexually assault my dog"
Me: **makes in appropriate jokes during awkward and serious moments** Me attempting to do stand up comedy while feeling awkward and nervous: **Can't think of any jokes**
I literally love this man so much. He looks so badass and he def is but when he speaks it’s like my last two brain cells talking to each other and I love him so much more for that!
4:30 Alex and goblets this relationship lasts more than all of his girlfriends together I don't remember which song from Glastonbury 2007 but he kept talking about goblets for 30 seconds making everyone wait for him to start the music lmao
I love how he looks so cool on the AM era while performing and posing but the moment he starts talking for more than 30 seconds he becomes so awkward or just weird.
Lmfaooo
I love him
es verdad hahaha
NEGROGAYMER NO SABÍA QUE ERAS FAN DE AM ❤❤❤
Relatable
“A.M. is sort of a perfect album”
“…I think that was deliberate”
I’M DEAD 💀
I died at that ngl
I didn't understand what did that mean
@@shrustipatil4446Cause artists try to make their albums as good as possible and it’s just the way that he’s so confused about it being purposeful or not 💀
he's my only braincell
He's my everything fr
Same
Do you mean "briancell"?
Which is incredible considering how many he has compared to us plebs 😔
@@humanbeing4841 im sorry my mistake 😩
if netflix doesn’t get their shit together and make this a show then i’ve lost all hope.
We don’t need anymore A-list celebrity movies, we just need Alex Turner Standup
@@Wheres_Bunnyliterally no more 2 hour documentaries about world tours. ALEXANDERS STANDUP BANJO SHOW WOULD BE GLOBAL NUMBER ONE FOR WEEKS
Need it so badly
He isn't a black lesbian disabled refugee so they won't make it
Yes please!
“what do the dancers mean” in his serious tone goes through my head atleast 84 times a day
What do they mean tho .. really lol
IKR HAHAHA
@@totoro_0__0_3 I think it goes "what do the dancers mean when they say 5, 6, 7, 8? 1, 2, 3, 4"
@Majinsky Porterhaus lol i wouldn't be surprised really
And are friends electric?
Oh my god, I don’t think I could sit through a conversation with this man, I’d come out questioning the English language itself 😂
i've spent too much time listening to the man talk, i think i got to understand his language
for me i think id understand whatever he said for the most part, i actually look forward to having a conversation with him one day
his ideas make sense even if you dont understand the way he puts them in a phrase as well, thats something i kinda relate to lol
I talked to them when i was younger and they wernt like that, hes just a pretentious arse now
“Who came up with the song name the worlds first ever monster truck front flip?”
“Well, the guy who flipped the f***ing truck”
Criminally underrated Alex Turner quote
Why do you give credit to Alex instead of the guy who flipped the f***ing truck?! Alex only shared the news. Here is the truck flip by the way, it's bizarre: th-cam.com/video/6ALgf2_tIPc/w-d-xo.html
@@glebkoshelevOmg, someone actually did it! I forgot about that, but he did mention it once upon a time and it being the inspiration for the song title, lol. Thanks for the video link. I hadn’t seen it before now. That’s wild.
@@BriannaBanana1 reality is crazier than art 😄
"How do you think it will be different this year?", Alex: "Emm, different songs." 😂😂
STOP THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD
I know it's a weird take to have on Arctic Monkeys but I feel like 2007 Alex is the exact energy I imagined Harry Potter to have when I read the books (looks shy but gets sassy when he runs out of patience)
ok but how is this so accurate
No way! I was thinking exactly the same nonsense!!
"There's no need to call me sir, professor"
Yess
I THOUGHT THAT WAS ONLY ME
4:38 i know its super stupid but its so funny to me how he says the ''Its not an F''' on beat and then proceeds the song InTeRstElLaR gAtOR sKin bOots
Alex is not only the greatest frontman, a comedian too
I LOVE Alex but please don't ever call him the "greatest" frontman again 😭
@@bruvhellnah it's an opinion
@@Tyler-uo7rf lol i don't even remember making that comment. In hindsight, OP could just as well have been joking lol
@@bruvhellnah Brian Setzer (Stray cats) comes to mind as one of the greats not as successful financially as Monkeys but prowess higher level IMO 🤘👍
Ghost Cookie has no idea how much these subtitles mean to me lmao😅
he speaks his own language
@@ghostcookie tru
the way alex says "well thats not for you to say" never fails to make me absolutely lose it tysm for including it in this work of art
the audience laughing at the incoherency gives me life
give this man a comedy show, honestly his jokes are under appreciated
The fact that this is 5 minutes long makes it so much better
As a Englishman.. Alex turner is.. one of a kind.. to say the least
2:07 “and i just wanted to ask you about the difference between those two performances?”
“i mean i never really watch tv. i think i was there?”
IM CACKLING.
1:40 all the jokes about Nick in basement makes me laugh everytime
It will never not be funny
The ghost cookie joke has now been spread around my school. Some of the grades make school newspapers and they had a meme page and me and someone younger both liked the arctic monkeys so we put the ghost cookie joke in and it’s been legendary lmaoo
Hey! I never really got the joke about the ghost cookies, i speak a different language. Could you explain it to me?
@Maxwell _4K Instead of saying, "They're selling like hotcakes," he said, "They're selling like ghost cookies." They're selling like hotcakes is an expression used when something is selling particularly fast.
It's funny because it's not the best joke, so it made it funnier, in my opinion.
You go to the coolest school ong
@@maxwell_4k916 It's not even really a proper joke which is what makes it funny
Woah😂
The banjo version of Four out of Five killed me 😭
I was waiting also for the time that the band stopped this comedic genius from unfolding his talent. When he started with the "I was paying for my lunch" and they started playing 😁
Nick, Jamie and Matt simultaneously the second Alex said "I was paying for me lunch the other day-": Absolutely not.
So uncomfortable to watch, yet so iconic and relatable😀👌
‘can you be funny as well’ ‘no’ 😭
these are actually so funny, thank you for posting all these videos and also taking the time to link all the sources!! happy new year :D
I always watch them at school
“How did this start?”
“With the introduction”
Alex, you’re doing amazing, sweetie
HELP
Matt laughing at Alex's goofing off on stage gets me every time
i love him and his weird humor
"invoice me for the microphone if you need to" what a fucking icon
He seems sooo chill and confident. Like definition of confidence. Sooo relaxed. And he seems not being afraid of looking awkward and stupid
I want to receive that level of consciousness and sorta wisdom😅 or stupidity, whatever
yeah tbh i get what u mean😭
@@itssaxv2455 😅cool
Honestly, this is probably how I look when I feel awkward and am not sure how to respond to something, so I just go with what pops into my head and hope that other people find it charming, lol.
Alex has definitely gotten funnier and more comfortable socially as he's gotten older. I actually think him not being in the spotlight so much has helped a lot.
Oh dear god, that banjo bit killed me.
This video needs and award of some sort, I swear
I LOST IT 💀💀💀💀
I just wanna say I literally love watching your videos so much like there’s not one vid I cannot laugh at 💀😭
0:53 he looked so proud of himself for that one LMAO
the "take it easy for a little while" + banjo part is hilarious and has been stuck in my head for a month now. I have spent time to find this very video just to hear it again. Love your stuff really amazing
0:48 not his hair perfectly cascading around his face all the time i...
i would pay good money to see him do a comedy special
LMFAO I FELL OF MY CHAIR AT 1:02 THE NOVEL
It's currently 1 a.m.
I have school tomorrow
But instead I'm watching Alex Turner do stand-up comedy
Any regrets?
HA PLEASE THE ONLY THING I'LL REGRET IS BURSTING OUT LAUGHING bc of a joke cause it's so bad or actually good during a serious situation
3:22 ah yes i love this mechanic-chic look
the thing you did at 3:58 is nightmare material
3:35 through 3:50 is precious! 🤣 Another gem of a video, @ghostcookie!
You can't get more Alex Turner than this, only the best clip compilation!
Edit: I would also unironically buy the "Do You Bum?" Novel.
1:02 Ahahha “Do you bum - a novel” crying😂😂
This is the best compilation I never knew I needed😂😭
“I’ve never watched either of them… I think I was there”
HELP
THE FACT HES ACTUALLY SERIOUS IN SOME OF THESE LMAO I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
4:23 I love this one
I was just watching one of your videos "dancing monkeys part 2" and then BOOM!!!! YOU POSTED ❤🔥✨😭
you have summoned me 😌
@@ghostcookie hahaha yes! I wish I could summon "Milex" too 🥺🙌
Wowwwww I love them too and hello fellow Indian😀
the introduction..a classic start” GETS ME EVERYTIME 💀
the banjo version of four out of five (3:48) 😭😭
💀💀
Not the banjo 4/5 😭😭😭
THE BANJO HAD ME CRYING
The banjo 4 out of 5 was amazing hahah
The book called “do you b u m” is genius 😂😂😂
"i think that was deliberate" will forever be hilarious
He always looks like he's internally panicking to try and look sober.
best comedian of all time. IMAGINE we get a documentary though throughout AM's career.
Thank you, I really needed that today :) Al and his quibs, man - love!
the banjo edit had me howwwling
Alex Turner is definitely one of the comedians of all time
if Miles and Alex wrote a book I would definitely read it, and especially if it included what the fook goes through their heads on a daily basis.
A prime example of letting the intrusive thoughts win.
im so tired of people saying this shit. intrusive thoughts arent silly goofy quirky. theyre shit like "what if i kill my family and sexually assault my dog"
NOT THE FOUR OUT OF FIVE BANJO COVER I NEED A FULL RELEASE OF THAT NOW GOD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Everytime he jokes the only thing that goes in my head is ‘there ain’t no way he isn’t drunk’
Me: **makes in appropriate jokes during awkward and serious moments**
Me attempting to do stand up comedy while feeling awkward and nervous: **Can't think of any jokes**
Gosh I bloody love him. He’s so literal it’s pretty funny. Ghost cookies are iconic
1:40 THE BASEMENT- 😭
I love how he is confused by the only child comment like he isn’t peak only child energy
I WHEEZED AT THE 4 OUT OF 5 BANJO😭😭
the money i would pay to see his standup show
DHAWJKDA I CANT THE GOBLET ONE😭😭 WATCHING UR VIDEOS IS LITERALLY SELF CARE
I love your videos so much! Thank you for posting this one, I'm going to work in a better mood :) Thank youuuuuuu
This is hilarious. I love Alex Turners writing and witticisicismsmsicisiscciicicsmsmsmsms
I love your videos, they always make me laugh!
THE BANJO HAD ME WHEEZING😭😭😭
This is actually your best video
"Well, there's that 15 quid we put on One Direction to win darn t'drain int it?' 😂
Why does he just always seem like he’s had a bit too much to drink, especially on the late late show 😂
you are the one person keeping arctic monkeys content alive
truly posting more than them these days
I literally love this man so much. He looks so badass and he def is but when he speaks it’s like my last two brain cells talking to each other and I love him so much more for that!
I'm just reading the comments and liking every single one because they are so funny and accurate😭😭
Why is he actually so funny. The perfect man fr
this video is all amazing and i don't know how to thank you for putting the sub
THIS IS PERFECT, I LOVE U
how did 2:34 look so adorable. I want a plushie looking like that.
I feel like I can live again with your new post I was like YAY GHOST COOKIES BACK
4:30
Alex and goblets this relationship lasts more than all of his girlfriends together
I don't remember which song from Glastonbury 2007 but he kept talking about goblets for 30 seconds making everyone wait for him to start the music lmao
This amazing vídeo made me realize how good of a sense of humor i have
Chuffed this account is still going strong lmao
for the missing subtitles at 5:07: I believe Alex is saying "'The Picnic' did not have the same [ring] to it for an album"
thank you bestie
I've been saying "Invoice me for t'microphone if ya need to" for years and totally forgot who said it
4:14 Miles says it like its not enough of James which just breaks me up everytime
We're living in a world where they're flipping monster trucks forwards now
these videos are giving me life
he’s my favourite person istg
held it for the whole video, then started crying on the banjo version of four out of five
He is everything I imagine when I imagine the word quirky as a mammal.
Great picture there by Matt Helders. Yea there's a car in the middle of it
"So where, how did this start?"
"With the introduction. Classic way to start."