“Silence father, your words fall on deaf ears. As a cat it is my duty to sit wherever I please, no matter your pleas for me to stop. For if I fits, I sits.”
"You're about to fits into a shoe box on the front porch if you shush me one more time." Me if I owned a cat, but then I wouldn't because said cat would be cute and animal abuse is terrible.
Unfortunately, I learned the hard way that you shouldn’t do that while training a puppy. While teaching them single phrase commands, mixing in other words just confuses them and makes training take longer.
Do it enough and they can. Not quite to the degree we can, and they obviously don't have the vocal structure to talk back, but they 100% can learn your language and understand you. Won't mean they'll listen through, they're still cats
Easy. Us cat owners have to explain stupid things to our cats, we have learned we cant show them any more emotion than frustration or else they enslave us
The first time Jambo did that to “Schlatt” when he showed off him getting Jambo, Jambo did the exact same thing, and “Schlatt” couldn’t keep a straight face that time.
It’s not just Jambo, cats fr do that as if they’re all thinking the same thing. If you don’t touch them they will stare off into space and ignore every word you say, and if you pick them up or otherwise get close to them to force them to listen face to face, they’ll listen for about a second and then shush you with a hand to the mouth while making full eye contact as if to say “idc bro shut up”. And then they’ll keep doing it over and over until you give up and they can go back to ignoring you. Little bastards collectively have an attitude as a species. Genetics let them keep the instincts and pride of a big cat and only gave them the *annoyance* of being small pets, which they seem to accept begrudgingly.😂
He should try putting one of those heating pads people use for strays next to him in the computer room so that Jambo has a nice warm place to sit that isn't the computer lol
I had a dream last night that I was doing some sort of competition or something and schlatt was sitting in the crowd ridiculing me and I had to find creative ways to make fun of him to bully him back
you can’t- 😾 you can’t sit-😾
🤫
Get Pawe'd
@@Nevrits🧏♂️
@@lemonloafbye bye
Jambo really hit the paws button on Schlatt's dialogue
Cat got your tongue.
Little nightmares 2 fan spotted
@@r0achm3atwhat?
@@r0achm3atwhat are you talking about
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@@r0achm3at True.
“Silence father, your words fall on deaf ears. As a cat it is my duty to sit wherever I please, no matter your pleas for me to stop. For if I fits, I sits.”
"You're about to fits into a shoe box on the front porch if you shush me one more time."
Me if I owned a cat, but then I wouldn't because said cat would be cute and animal abuse is terrible.
i imagined MeatCanyon's voice when reading this
your writing is amazing hahah
"Your only purpose is to entertain me."
I read this in the voice that Chapelle did impersonating Prince…thank you
I love talking to my cat like they can actually understand a word I’m saying
Unfortunately, I learned the hard way that you shouldn’t do that while training a puppy.
While teaching them single phrase commands, mixing in other words just confuses them and makes training take longer.
Do it enough and they can. Not quite to the degree we can, and they obviously don't have the vocal structure to talk back, but they 100% can learn your language and understand you. Won't mean they'll listen through, they're still cats
They know languages
they understand they just dont want to pay taxes
Jokes on you, their actually know what you talking about
Jambo said "shut up 'Shlunt'"
Shlilence
thats why hes named shclatt
Good thing Jambo took down Schlatt in '99
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THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER idk how he contained a straight face through all of that
That's because "schlatt" doesn't experience human emotion
@@InTheMindOfficialschlatt is merely just a social experiment
@@harlowe4126schlark
he was entirely focused on berating poor innocent jambo
Easy. Us cat owners have to explain stupid things to our cats, we have learned we cant show them any more emotion than frustration or else they enslave us
I have no idea how he kept a straight face when Jambo did that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The first time Jambo did that to “Schlatt” when he showed off him getting Jambo, Jambo did the exact same thing, and “Schlatt” couldn’t keep a straight face that time.
He got used to it. The cat does all of that even when the cams are off probably twice as much.
Jambo just wanted the yappinator to stop
Schlyappinator
So sad Jschlyapp has passed away, he'll be remembered
0:27 The little ear flaps 😹
Bro is like 'dude what was the air for im tryin to do somethin'!
Lol I thought he spit on him but then I realized he blew air at him
Jambo: yeah now schlutt up
Underrated
Underrated 2
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Underrated 5
The rage in schlatts face
He got that dad rage
The rage of '99
"You cant-"
Hush
"You cant sit-"
HUSH
He said 🤫🧏
THERE'S AN EMOJI FOR THAT!
😐
Bye bye
I hate you i hate you i hate you
@@nopenope-ds5rf🤫🧏
This made me miss my cat. He aint dead just 200 km away.
What he doin out there
@@smeetho on holidays obviously
Hope you reunite soon
Cats are our lil dudes and bros
150 km away
75 km away
He may have kept a straight face, but you could see the fondness in his eyes. So wholesome.
"SILENCE MORTAL"
Jambo really is trying to “silence.” “Shlumt.”.
Little did Jambo know about what "Schipotle" did in "99"
Jambo don’t wanna “hear” what “Shlungus” has to say
love how he treated jambo the opposite of how he treated those poor souls in 1999
edit: when the 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the and when the man got the the
@VeraBrightfeather 🤣
The good old days 😎
The bombing of Yugoslavia
You mean 09 11 2001?
@@meemmeem8429 yo chill, i hink we agreed to not talk about this
"get your hands off of me"
i am sensing a double standard lmao that cat was just YOINKED
0:25
The way Schlatt's eyes widened as he's staring at this adorable ball of fluff for silencing him in his own stream is so fucking funny. 😂
Jambo did the most schlatt thing ever 😂😂😂😂😂
Shouldn't you be watching over the contained SCP's?
@@kelmirosue3251 yea I should but you know how long we had a condiment breach.... (Oh shit) uh back to watching Rambo and Shitt
I love how the chat is absolutly melting
His aggressive "Get your hands off of me." Seals it for me.
He, of all people, is trying to reason with something incapable of reason. The sheer irony...
Hey it's worth a shot if it means he can sit on the warm comfy thing
The look on his face when Jambo put his paw on his mouth
jambo's little paws omfg i'm gonna die...what a good little creature
I love how half the chat goes "JAMBO!" and the other half goes "SOUP!🍲"
“You can’t sit-“
“Personally, FATHER, I disagree with that statement you are trying to vocalise”
3D print a little rack for the top of the computer that allows him to sit on it but also allows airflow out of the sides. Problem solved.
Someone get on this, this is genius
@@kaden-sd6vb thanks :)
jambo should lecture rizz classes
I like the chat erupting with a torrent of "AWWWWWWW"'s
Normal orange car behaviour
“No. Stop. Shut up. I sit where I want, dad. You can’t make me do anything.”
Honestly I'm surprised how well jambo kept his claw in, I think most cat would be... Tempted...
“Shush father, I’m all mighty, hush….”
-Jambo
I was just waiting for him to grab the paw in his mouth like: NOW WHAT
blud said "hush..." 💀
I liked how chat also froze for a second there in shock
The way his head retracted when schlatt blew in his face sends me
“Silence human, for I am higher rank than you peasants.”
- Jambo
"You cant-" "🤫😺" "You can't go on-" "🤫😺"
"Shut up, hooman. I may sit wherever I sit."
I sit where I fit
Truly a jambo moment
Really hit him the "Shut"
bro straight up said
"𝙨𝙝𝙪𝙩"
"SILENCE HUMAN FOR YOU SHALL SPEAK NO LONGER"
You can't🤚 You can't si-🤚
THE WAY HE HAS TO BLOW AIR ON JAMBO TO GET HIS BRAINCELL TO WORK I CANT- 😭❤️
POV Jambo: silent peasant
Jambo: shhhhh I'm a cat. I own everything. I own the keyboard. I own your face. I own your stream. I own your soul. Shhhh
Schlatt: Blabbing
Jambo: Shh, SHH, SHH
Just Jambo casually reminding Schlagussy to silence the prisoners in his basement
I don’t know when or how Jambo found out that putting his paws on Schlatt’s face would get him to stop talking but he did and now it’s normal
I adore how much he clearly loves that cat.
"shut."
It’s not just Jambo, cats fr do that as if they’re all thinking the same thing. If you don’t touch them they will stare off into space and ignore every word you say, and if you pick them up or otherwise get close to them to force them to listen face to face, they’ll listen for about a second and then shush you with a hand to the mouth while making full eye contact as if to say “idc bro shut up”. And then they’ll keep doing it over and over until you give up and they can go back to ignoring you.
Little bastards collectively have an attitude as a species. Genetics let them keep the instincts and pride of a big cat and only gave them the *annoyance* of being small pets, which they seem to accept begrudgingly.😂
Jambo don't care if your computer breaks down.
Bro gotshushed by 1600 calories
"talk to the paw"
He should try putting one of those heating pads people use for strays next to him in the computer room so that Jambo has a nice warm place to sit that isn't the computer lol
Jambo be like "shush human, i do what i want"
Jambo: shhhh, its ok my baby.
Thx for clicking 😄
The way he put his paw on your mouth is so adorable
It seems "Schlop" has been silenced.
Schlatt: *scolds Jambo*
Jambo: Silence
Jambo is so adorable
Jambo: "SILENCE, MORTAL!"
cute doggo
I like how someone in chat said
"He resset him"lol
Ofc its an orange cat 😂
The paws to the mouth, too precious
Schlatt at this point is still trying to figure out the loving indifference that is cats
"Shut up, I'm sitting there"
-Jambo
I love how the chat is split up into 2 pieces of calling him either "soup" or "jambo".
Bro is putting all his will to try and keep telling him to stop, HE IS TOO CUTE
Jambo's turn with the brain cell and he chooses violence. 😂
The only one who ever managed to do it
he's like "silence, peasant!"
I have only known Jambo for 49 seconds and I love him already. Good orange gremlin
Jambo is so adorable❤❤
“Silence your mouth, mortal human.”
"stop sitting on the computer."
Jambo: "Stop telling me what I can and can't do."
I feel like that's something Garfield would do to Jon
Jambo says 'shut up hooman. I can do wut i want'
Jambo be like: Here's MY pause button 🐾
Jambo was spitting straight facts and was getting tired of being spoken over is all
Perfect timing, I was able to show this to my cat who right now is sitting on my mouse.
Shnart rly needs to invest in a heating pad for Jams, I think this would fix this problem
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE I have a little dog that puts his paw in my face because he doesn't want me to kiss him 😭💕
THAT'S ADORABLE 😢
''Silence, human. For ı shall always be rightful in what I am doing and that you have no right to restrict me with your outrageous laws.''
Omg Jambo is already so big, I remember when he was just a lil baby
Like owner, like pet
Jambo "And what are you going to do about it?"
They way Jambo was shushing Shlatt was hilarious
a legendary battle between 2 goobers
I had a dream last night that I was doing some sort of competition or something and schlatt was sitting in the crowd ridiculing me and I had to find creative ways to make fun of him to bully him back
LMFAO this is just like my cat! Cat says "no more talkie!" 😂😂
“Silence human I do what i want
You haven’t even see a fraction of my power”
Your honor, in my client's defense, this cat is orange