Rings of Power Minus Music
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ธ.ค. 2024
- Have you ever dreamed of sailing across Belegaer to the lands of Valinor, with nothing in the air but the sounds of the nature and the soothing lìrë of your fellow Eldar? It might be hard to imagine, what with an epic score manipulating your senses. Fear not, for we have removed said score, allowing you to place yourself in the boat and truly absorb this fine elvish tradition first hand. Relish every moment, for no creature of Middle Earth is meant to experience what you are about to behold.
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Credits
Rings of Power property of Amazon Studios
Edit and Sound design by Craven M
Featuring the Nose blaster Choir
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If you ever decide to branch out with your style of content, please consider doing the LOTR Trilogy. I know ya'll already made some great fixes to The Hobbit, but Gandarf being senile throughout the entirety of the trilogy would be hilarious
Still less awkward than the orignal.
Is that snake jazz lol
add Sonne by Rammstein instead XD
@@2st_duallist Or go classic :D The Beatles - Here comes the Sun
little did Galadriel know, that behind those golden clouds layeth the taco made entirely out of doritos
Lol, Windu & crowd
But only those with high mediclorian level are able to find it
Omg 😂😂😂😂
But the question is, does she have a high enough midichlorian count to find it?
The Jedi High Council died for their dreams of a Doritos taco
You guys are friggin masters at recontextualizing material. Galadriel looking longingly at her dagger takes on a whole new meaning when surrounded by terrible singing.
Galadriel’s expressions actually seem to fit the scene now 😂
@@dumdumer892 The way she looks at the dagger she looks like a psychopath lol
I really hated her in the show, but after seeing this I think can partially understand why she is the way she is
I thought that too lol, i immediately imagined her stabbing herself in the earholes
Galadriel the Benevolent faced with an unbearable amount of cringe, decides against stabbing everyone to death and instead drowns herself. Truly one of the greatest acts of kindness ever put onto film. Thank you Tolkien for your masterful writing that made this possible.
In the next scene, Galadriel starts a new life under the sea. Life is much better down where it’s wetter - take it from me. 🦀
😂😂😂
Maybe she always wanted to be the Little Mermaid??
There'll be no accusations; just friendly crustaceans, under the sea.
@@liveliestawfulness That's your solution to everything, to move under the sea!
Take your life?
Add that song to the weird cacophony of this scene once more, and I *just might*. XD
Somehow this made jumping over board in the middle of the ocean seem like a rational decision. Bravo!
Nah, still looks dumb.
Gave me Midsommar vibes, of all things
When i saw this scene in a YT video (never actually watched the show) i thought to myself "So wait, is she gonna swim back to Middle Earth by crossing the ocean?? Did the writers of this shit ever see a map of Arda?" So she basically had to swim back an entire ocean the size of the Atlantic. I laughed and i congratulated myself for not watching this shit show.
I love the "enh! mnh!" sounds as she's trying to pull the knife away. Like just off screen, she's got both hands on the blade and one foot propped against Galadriel's stomach as she pulls.
What I love is that in the show as it aired, that woman really was trying to take her dagger for like a solid 12 seconds. That sounds short, but it's a weirdly long time to just be trying to take something out of a person's hand while saying nothing. Also, the whole boat goes, so why does it matter if she's holding it or not? Like if the people all vanished and the ship and things stayed then sure this makes some kind of sense, but if it's all going that dagger is just gonna be on the floor when they get there.
"Give it!"
When at first when she goes away saying 'Thank you' to Galadriel, I for one wishfully thought she actually meant to say 'Yo B*#*..FU*K YOU!!'
@THAT Guy -- The sarcastic *"thank you"* after Galadriel released the blade is every customer service rep who ever had to politely thank a customer for stopping screwing up the process they shouldn't have tried to 'help' with in the first place... which makes it even better. Even the ever-gracious elves hate their customer service jobs.
Somebody singing “The grrrrreatest adventure” had me in stitches.
Also the subtle curse at the very end
"God bless the rains down in Africa"
Bro sounded like a Skyrim bard
It's at 01:48 if anyone missed it.
holy shit that was hilarious
Now it looks like she had joined some death cult about to enter some hell or certain doom and this scene is her coming to her senses after some contemplation. The birds making seagull noises was a great touch!
But no bird poop hitting the deck? Slightly disappointed.
you mean it isn’t?
That's the impression I got from the original scene actually, and it was very confusing.
It was a death cult.
@@antonliakhovitch8306 I think it's meant to be Galadriel "rejecting heaven" because she has "become hell" or something idk.
Galadriel's whisper "Shit!" at the very end was great.
Exactly what I was going to say. Just the perfect cherry on top of a perfect Auralnauts edit.
very realistic
"And now on to the next part of my plan, swim 1500 miles back to Middle Earth...
... oh... SHH..."
@@nolster1 well, Elves are remarkably light; if she gets tired she could likely just float until the current carries her to land.
I was expecting it, but it was still appreciated. :)
Brilliant. Best part is still how they just chucked that heirloom dagger on the floor.
"Oh, the single item you brought with you to back to Valinor, you know the one that was made in Valinor? I am going to have to take that and toss it on the floor.
@@nuclearscarab You can’t take it with you. Valinor is like heaven, except it’s real. Uh,
@@MarcosElMalo2 "what do you mean I can't take a dagger from Valinor back to Valinor?"
Well if there's one thing the elves are known for it's not caring about the past.
@@overlorddante Since 9/11 they take this shit seriously.
That actually was kinda peaceful until the singing started lol
the first minute or so was actually better than the version in the real show lmao
@@DoctorDewgong Had the same thought.
It feels like every person is singing a completely different thing
Literally thought the same thing.
@@CabezasDePescadohogwarts school song lol
2:30 God bless the rains down in Africa hits different
I’m in stitches 😂
Props to the voice in the background singing 'I believe in a Thing Called Love' by the Darkness, and 'Africa' by Toto towards the end there 🤣
It is honestly amazing how the only character that looked, acted and felt like Elf was a father of orks. And he left after the first season.
and he was the first one to leave the show.
Who in their right mind wouldn't leave this shit show?
Of course, who in their right mind would have stayed on after they read the script...
So true, he was the only one with actual screen presence the entire damn show
There's gonna be a 2nd season 🤮
@@haidenhill6358 don't worry, it will take at least a year before cringe festival restarts.
You all are masterful at sound design. You simultaneously managed to make this scene hilarious and also much more compelling than in the original show.
Let’s not go nuts here
Thank you! I was feeling this weird combo of sincere awe at the coming adventure and laughing at the all-too-human reactions.
@@pookiepooh idk if i'd call it "masterful sound design" but it really was more compelling than the OG scene.
@@rumfordc No, the original scene is better with the powerful soundtrack.
@@kennethlau8990 nah the music made it feel cheap imo. they didn't build the tension properly so the dramatic song felt unearned and cheesy.
How JRR Tolkien truly envisioned. Thank you for bringing the series back to its roots.
😂
😂😂😂
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I think this is appropriate...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
hahahahaha
It was the dude singing Africa that really got me!
To someone who hasn't actually seen _Amazon's The Lord of the Rings: The Ring of Power,_ this is a really cool Terry Gilliam short film.
Save yourself. Don't do it.
1:50 Love the cover of “The Greatest Adventure”. Good animated hobbit cameo.
It brings such absolute joy to my heart.
Animated Hobbit is best Hobbit
I thought that was south park's rendition of Lemmiwinks quest.
Loved how you could still hear the muffled sounds of the bad singing underwater
Superior Elvish hearing became a curse at that moment. She could still hear them until about halfway across the ocean.
Someone singing "I bless the rains down in Africa" as Galadriel jumps is my favourite part. I haven't watched the series, but seeing these snippets here and there makes me appreciate the og films so much more!
Was expecting at least one of them singing Row Row Row Your Boat.
I was trying to listen for Beat it
I was hoping for the clockwork man sea shanty
@@cowdocjake I'm pretty sure they're not crossing a desert
props to whoever was singing the old hobbit ost on the ship. truly an elf of class. "the greatest adventure is what lies ahead..."
More riveting than the actual show, lol.
A low bar though. Supposedly season 2 is going to be better, but I'm not going to thread water until that comes out.
I hadn't noticed how painfully soundstage the production is until now. Thanks.
I know it's been said, but hearing The Greatest Adventure being sung AND in that slight yodel had me slapping my knee in laughter.
The terrible singing brings so much new context to Galadriel looking back at her dagger/jumping off the boat :D
Reminds me of awkward singing of Christmas carols at my Polish family Christmas with all the grandmas and uncles before the carp and noodles with poppy seed
Sounds lit honestly.
wdym, Polish Christmas carols are all absolute bangers
This is actually much better than the original. At least it kept my attention.
That gormless look into the camera followed by jumping off a boat and realizing you’re about to drown alone in the ocean.
The one guy singing the theme song to the 1976 R&B animated The Hobbit really was the cherry on top of this yummy sundae. I'd love to see more of these moments, please and thank you!
Maybe I'm nitpicking as a sailor here (and I haven't watched the show before), but that boat doesn't seem to be well-trimmed to actually be sailling lol. The sail is just luffing around instead of actually having some tension on it, so the boat is just flailing around in the wind instead of being propelled by the wind.
I love the fact you can hear one of the choir singing The Greatest Adventure from The Cartoon Hobbit 😂😂😂
Given the function of music in Tolkien’s world, especially regarding the creation of Arda, this music perfectly suits this atrocity of a show.
Exactly!
I think the show still showed promise by this scene, and the music in it was beautiful. The series got progressively worse with each new episode.
Gastric noises from eating Taco Bell for a month straight were the foundational notes for the RoP composition.
You guys are so desperate to jump on the dislike wagon
@@bookywooky2259 there's no shame in not liking something that is bad.
That short snippet of Toto during the “singing” cacophony was awesome. I’d jump ship too.
Cacaw!
Lmao
Galadriel muttering "shit" at the end on realizing she's stuck in the middle of the ocean, LOL
They scared the birds back to Valinor haha
If the Elves want to take part in the second Ainulindalë, they really need to step up their game.
There's a moment she glances at her dagger, in this context makes me thinks she's going to use it on herself lol.
the singing part is the best
What a brilliantly thought out plan.
Suddenly her decision to swim back makes a whole lot more sense.
That little "shit" at the end got me XD
This is funnier for me since I haven't seen the original
...you didn't miss much, or anything really.
Haven't seen the original (I don't want to ruin the image I have of the Tolkien universe from the books with this garbage and I'm not giving my money to Bezos for this trash), but I would definitively pays for an entire season remade by Auralnauts!
Maybe you should do an abridged version of the LOTR trilogy next 😂 I’d pay good money to watch that lmao
Oh man... "The Star Wars" but LOTR edition?? PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@JW-qd3ol I don’t think it will work. Only Frodo, Gandalf, and the Balrog have laser swords (and Frodo’s and Gandalf’s only glow in the presence of Orcs). That’s not enough to base a long form parody on. Not even Anduril glows. How are you going to dancefight without laser swords? If you can’t dancefight, how are you going to sustain a long form parody? It would be like a Mad Max movie without cars.
@@MarcosElMalo2 Yeah obviously he’d have to come up with something else but I wouldn’t doubt this channel’s creativity to do so for a second 😂 maybe one day
@@MarcosElMalo2 I think it could work. It could be about the ancient legendary origins of dancefighting, when dancefighters dancefighted with real swords, unlike those modern posers who can't take the heat of a dancefight with a real chance of hurting someone, like that burnt-out loser Anakin. It could be narrated by Qui-Gon Jin and relate in some unexpected but totally coherent way to his quest for the legendary taco made entirely out of doritos.
NO! Don't tamper with real art.
The little "shit" at the end
I especially liked at the last second as she gets smaller and smaller in the darker and larger ocean she says "Sh#t!" 2:55
"God bless the rain down in "
the africa guy singing at 2:33 got me fr
Lmao “I bless the rains down in”
Pretty much sums up the show.
"Featuring the Nose blaster Choir" in the credits, LOL
Oh God, I thought that this show couldn't be made worse...
AND I WAS RIGHT! THIS WAS FREAKING AWESOME! I LOVE IT!
Isn’t valanor like hundreds or thousands of miles away from everywhere else?
Yes but the world wasn't bent yet at the drowning of Numenor. It was close to middle earth up in the cold icy north
Yes
Yes.
Even in the 3rd age, it's not _that_ far away. Going out to sea so far as to be out of sight of land was forbidden, and at times, Valanor could even be glimpsed from the shore by those with farsight.
I'm still skeptical that even an elf could swim that far.
Wrong unit of measure. It’s 50 days ride on a swift horse as the crow flies.
The Darkness -“I believe in a thing called love” ……. Nice
Needs more lasers and Wilhelm screams
And GANDARF
@@JW-qd3ol Gandarf is much needed too! Along with Elrond being fabulous.
And dwarves singing some Jackson in there.
The singing had me in stitches. Thank you.
That was nightmarish! Great job. :)
Swimming for 3 months back to Middle Earth doesn't seem like such a bad idea anymore...
Good god is there anything that isn’t improved with an Auralnauts once-over? (although to be fair, this had a relatively low bar to start with)
@@a-_-a That's because bars only look downward. It's science.
Hilarious work! Better than the actual show, by a vast margin! Galadriel realizing she didn't think things through and whispering "shit" at the end was the cherry on top. 😂
Faith of the heart was gold
Superhero Galadriel, mildly nauseated by an elven acapella slam, embraces the dark side and begins her epic swim halfway around the planet.
And the story ends there with Galadriel eventually succumbing to exhaustion and becoming lunch for a sea serpent.
I still think they should have just had her swim all the way back to Middle Earth, like in Robin Hood: Men In Tights.
Truly the novel Tolkien never wrote
I almost feel bad for the actors. They are like permanently tainted goods now. No film maker even remotely serious about cinema will ever want to go anywhere near them.
@@IllusionSector well lucky for them, most of Hollywood is woke and not remotely serious about cinema
acting is so brave and stunning
"Shit..." at the end.... chef's kiss.
My favorite part was when Thanos took the elder wand from Luke Skywalker's corpse and said deadpan to the camera "You're a wizard, batman." Truly subverted my expectations.
The singing made me snort lmao
Well, you guys made the Rings of power sucks just a tiny bit less with this.
I did not consider the rich untapped vein that is Auralnauts Rings of Power videos.
We need more.
The Jurassic Park T-Rex's fence swaying sound applied to the boat movement and rigging is *chef's kiss*
Toto's _Africa_ before Guy-lad riel dives off the boat makes this a classic.
Ratface the elf looks very concerned about losing her stabby weapon. Just like the real Galadriel from the books, of course.
And then Chewbacca goes "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
This is the funniest thing I've seen in months. Bravo. Well done!
These videos always strike me as closer to how the actors and crew on-set would've experienced it. The singing in this one though... idk about that.
Amazing. So stunning and brave. Even more stunning and brave than it was with music, if that is even possible
first time ive watched any scene/clip of RoP and actually enjoyed it
Where is the cabins for all these passengers? I mean this is like a cross Atlantic voyage and will takes weeks before they reach to Vallinor.
This actually has a tactile realism missing from the episode as broadcast with all the sweeping ethereal orchestral score.
Guys we need you on that new Adam driver film trailer stat. All I can think about is the possibilities for parodies
I bless the rains down in Rivendell.
Crying laughing on my table at Chick Fil A watching this.
Bon appetit!
I'm dead
It is horrible to laugh and lose air.
Whoever thought of singing Africa by Toto was a genius. Thank you for bringing Tolkien to life.
😂
This was a masterpiece. And was I the only one who thought "Galadriel" looked like she considered killing everyone with the knife at 1:57? The way her eyes just kinda looked crazy there for a moment.
This is a nice new direction. Turning this show into a self-aware comedy spoof.
I refuse to watch the New Poop lotr...but this reminds me of the world I imagined listening to the BBC's 'The Hobbit' on cassette as a child.. Noice!
"I praise the rains down in--"
Goddamn it Galadriel, you can't dive a few seconds later to at least let him finish the line?
The one singing “Africa” by Toto at 2:32 almost made me spit my drink 😂😂
The elves singing Toto rofl I'm dead
much better. rings of power could have been freaking awesome if u guys made it.
It was a real missed opportunity not to have the boat explode.
You forgot the last 20 sec of the clip. She drowns, series ends.
Imagine wearing steel armour on a boat
The singing was amazing!
You really got me with the song from the Rankin & Bass movie.
I love you guys so much.