Like an abusive ex. You make us addicted to you, make us go cold turkey, and then in the dead of the night attach 15 nicotine patches to our body and leave a love letter on our pillows. No wonder I can't quit you.
It's been 6 whole months since the last 'Insert Game Name' Experience video and what did Cornhole do? He made for us this *truly blursed & meme-galore 16 minutes compilation* of him & the lads at their finest in Squad. We truly don't deserve this absolute chad but I'm more than happy to know he can still make us some banger vids. Happy New Year to ya bro & thx for the lols too.
I haven't played Squad in a while. The FPS has just been so bad. But I got a new graphics card so I'm definitely gonna play again. What a great way to start the morning as well. A new Corn video.
Pretty sure squad is cpu bottleneck and uses single core performance idk if it’s true but I have a 11900k with a 3070 and getting 60-80fps on all low 1440
@@DCGMatthew1 The optimizations from the last update were actually pretty decent. Bumped me from the low 40-60's to a consistent 80-90 fps in all situations. They're also APPARENTLY "optimizing" it even further in the next update later on this month... but I'm also somewhat skeptical as when OWI says that they're "optimizing the game" they'll somehow manage to make the game even worse than it was before.
I can’t overstate how much Command and Conquer Generals voice lines pair so well with Squad. Another masterpiece by the MaizePitRoute himself. For the GLA!
no crap the intro could really be a legit squad vid/trailer or even the intro o starting the game, great vid!!! PLUS THE EDIT IS A CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE
That "feature presentation" bit at the beginning was so nostalgic. Jesus, I remember seeing that, alongside those Pixar shorts and some movie promotions on my Finding Nemo CD...
YOU NEED A DISCLAIMER ON THIS. I had this running on a stream on discord and my buddy was driving a semi for work nearly DIED, from laughter. pulled over twice once to throw up the other to take a break to smoke. By the End of TWO VIDEOS we were both panting taking ibuprofen from lack of oxygen to our brains. NO one should be allowed this much laughter
I just found your channel a few days ago. Binged your worthy videos and saw against all hope, last upload was 6 months ago... Now you bless us today. Praise be
Like an abusive ex. You make us addicted to you, make us go cold turkey, and then in the dead of the night attach 15 nicotine patches to our body and leave a love letter on our pillows. No wonder I can't quit you.
you motherfucker have been making these outrageous comments since I started... and I fucking love you for them
Not the hero we deserve but the hero we have
@@CornHolePatrol like things attract like things.
Unhinged content unhinged comments.
@@CornHolePatrol I can't stop rewatching I'm gonna straight up just join the USMC at this point
Isn't love beautiful!
A mental flash bang, the true Squad Experience
When tf are u gonna upload then
I got more PTSD from this video than a Vietnam Vet in a rice field
Savage!
HEY SQUIDAS YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE SAVAGE!!!!
Oh sheet. It's Squidder
As someone who went to school in Indiana, Ohio Residents is a pretty accurately titled chapter.
It was actually your server funny enough
potato fields does a little bit of trolling
Nah, Corn knew that intro would absolutely make some ancient part of our brain flair up
THIS DISNEY DVD IS ENHANCED WITH DISNEY'S FAST PLAY!
*THNX*
@CornHolePatrol real talk did anyone actually use fast play
@@CornHolePatrol I'm not sure if this feeling you've given me is PTSD from when times were good or nostalgia.
I think both honestly.
@@CornHolePatrol I cant stop watching that intro its fantastic love your videos
*You can’t possibly comprehend the nostalgia I felt for that old DVD “feature presentation” bumper!*
Came to the comments specifically for this one haha
Vroom slayer had me... excited in unholy ways.
Cornhole AND Medix back? It's gonna be a good year boys.
( o_o)
@@yannic7399 the fact he wants medix back 💀
@ShaLoCFH whats wrong with medix?
GTA 4 squad goes hard, hey Cousin! Let's go build a HAB!
That M2 sequence was pure gold.
It was. I think it tops Nanos "witness me bruthas" rpg/rambo splice."
It's been 6 whole months since the last 'Insert Game Name' Experience video and what did Cornhole do?
He made for us this *truly blursed & meme-galore 16 minutes compilation* of him & the lads at their finest in Squad.
We truly don't deserve this absolute chad but I'm more than happy to know he can still make us some banger vids.
Happy New Year to ya bro & thx for the lols too.
nah you guys deserve way more, i've been lacking horribly. Thank you for the nice words and happy new year to you too!
AMEN
@@CornHolePatrolif only you went fully 100% committed into TH-cam you would get that 1M subs in a week!!!
The C&C generals voices brought memories back from my childhood thank you corn:)
Bolted down and ready! - C&C Generals Technical
The Humvee segment was the most goated piece of cinema ive ever witnessed. Im sobbing.
"Fuck it, we ball!" *gets fucking annihilated*
11:58 has to be the greatest shot ever recorded holy shit
the Humvee with the 50 segment made me think of some good ol Twisted Metal
Lmao I fucking love how these video turn out like the Terminator movies first ones good then it turns into a milked Franchise.
I haven't played Squad in a while. The FPS has just been so bad. But I got a new graphics card so I'm definitely gonna play again. What a great way to start the morning as well. A new Corn video.
Pretty sure squad is cpu bottleneck and uses single core performance idk if it’s true but I have a 11900k with a 3070 and getting 60-80fps on all low 1440
@@michaelrizzo7322 Yeah, I'm still expecting the FPS to be bad, just not 20 to 40 FPS bad when actually trying to play the standard game.
@@DCGMatthew1 remember to clear cache after every update
@@DCGMatthew1
The optimizations from the last update were actually pretty decent.
Bumped me from the low 40-60's to a consistent 80-90 fps in all situations.
They're also APPARENTLY "optimizing" it even further in the next update later on this month...
but I'm also somewhat skeptical as when OWI says that they're "optimizing the game" they'll somehow manage to make the game even worse than it was before.
CornHolePatrol making the most baller stuff is always worth the wait
omg that dvd/vhs intro takes me back
Those C&C: Generals voice lines are godlike in these videos dude. Loved every second of it.
The fact you used the Jarmen Kell sounds in the beginning made me instantly subscribe
Another video that will go into the collection of GREAT VIDEOS folder from CornHolePatrol!!! Love that they added us Marines to SQUAD.
Damn son DeputyDipShit and hitting this window thing had me rollin bro X'D absolute comedy gold
THE PRODIGAL SON RETURNS!!!!
Also I love Tidefighters glad to see it.
This is amazing! The chaotic editing is done so well with no repeated jokes, very well done sir!!
I can’t overstate how much Command and Conquer Generals voice lines pair so well with Squad. Another masterpiece by the MaizePitRoute himself. For the GLA!
dammit that paramore bit kills me
nostalgia neuron activated with agood helping of the funni
Он вернулся! Он и его потрясный улучшенный монтаж вернулся! Спасибо тебе CornHole, я ждал!
I still recount the days that I met and played with you on Squad and Mordhau as if I met a celebrity, it was dope. Glad you're back, Corn!
the end deserved my like
4:46 - 7:04 *corn travels to Ohio, it's inhabitants automatically accept him as their own*
i love this comment so much i renamed that chapter to "ohio residents"
@@CornHolePatrol👍 bitchin'.
no crap the intro could really be a legit squad vid/trailer or even the intro o starting the game, great vid!!! PLUS THE EDIT IS A CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE
Love the GTA 4 Intro, amazing.
Ohio residents part made me laugh like a psycho XD
Thanks for your awesome work and content you are making for us.
Love ya mate
Thats PEAK deadass performance right there boa!
Whatever is fcked up in my head, you guys feed it. I love it.
7:13 “Ayo, check this shit”
*LiveLeak logo appears*
That "feature presentation" bit at the beginning was so nostalgic. Jesus, I remember seeing that, alongside those Pixar shorts and some movie promotions on my Finding Nemo CD...
Hell yeah, this is sick, the classic squad videos. It's been too long. I have a super high fever so I'm not sure I'm not just hallucinating this
Sick video man, surprised to see content as good as this on TH-cam these days
GLA certified
DeputyDipShit has the awareness capabilities of the average squadmate whenever you SL on a pub match.
I got an ad for popsicles about halfway through and watched it for like 5 seconds before realizing it wasn’t part of the video.
the voice at 1:34 reminded me of "I feed on violence! And now... I'm full..." from Hogs Of War.
You made me redownload squad and I wanna personally thank you for that.
YOU NEED A DISCLAIMER ON THIS. I had this running on a stream on discord and my buddy was driving a semi for work nearly DIED, from laughter. pulled over twice once to throw up the other to take a break to smoke. By the End of TWO VIDEOS we were both panting taking ibuprofen from lack of oxygen to our brains. NO one should be allowed this much laughter
i haven't laugh this hard for weeks,thanks for the great content, hopefully next one wont be 2 year, happy new year
About goddamn time, I've been waiting for this moment for so long. The memes are tasty when corn serves them FRESH
the command and conquer generals sound effects are just 👌
I'm a firm believer that squad needs voip like foxhole or Holdfast where you can exchange obscenities with your rivals
The added nostalgia of C&C audio clips *chefs kiss*
Me still waiting for another cornholepatrol vid.
Certified John Moses Browning Moment
I FUCKING LOVE JOHN MOSES BROWNING
BRo these videos are all fucking gems every single one is a blast
9:19 now that brings back some memories
All the C&C Generals references brought a tear to my eye
Loved that intro. Looks like you spent quite a bit of time on it :D
Gotta love all the Command and conquer generals parallels here
I just found your channel a few days ago. Binged your worthy videos and saw against all hope, last upload was 6 months ago... Now you bless us today. Praise be
The Cool Transition throwback is unreal
That intro- chefs kiss. Best gta music combined with sick shots.
Bro came back like a surprise morphine shot.
this is the best thing i've seen on youtube in the last 10 years thank you
3:23 my main goal…😂😂😂 pure gold and very creative!!
i love the intros so much!!!
I love all the little C&C generals references lmao
Squad is a fucking master piece, just make sure you play with friends!
That RuneScape death sound got me so hard 😂
watching these videos feels like mixing nyquil and benadryl
Intro throwing me back the the early 2000’s
woah i think that vbied driver was like COOL
4:37 when the Squad returns from the woods after a week of radio silence and vaguely smell of rotting meat.
The editing is out of the roof , felt like the video just kept on going for hours 🫠🫥
Holy shit this editing was gold I feel like I should have been charged money to watch this. My stomach hurts from laughing
I love the sound of maniacal laughter combined with .50BMG fire in the morning.
I haven't watched your videos for some time but man are we glad you're back!
5:37 gives me the energy of "do the harlem shake"
This energy is on a level comparable with fucking max0r
I hope we get a Squad 44 experience (previously known as post Scriptum) with the new content
Command and conquer generals Jarmem Kell voice was great
im sitting in a Jimmy John’s laughing my ass off rn
That cool transition was a shot of nostalgia :D
The 50 is just a different breed of gun
The Vroom Slayer part.
When I heard the DOOM soundtrack I put volume on headphones to max.
My ears hurt.
I don't regret.
if you aren't using the Humvee like a Halo warthog, you're doing it wrong.
i already know this is gonna be a fucking legendary entry in the cornholepatrol lore
That intro gave me mad GTA flashbacks and now I wanna go play as my boi Niko again
Nice Video. Absolutely loved it. My jam. Living Legend. God tier editing Love the Squad Gameplay. Alright See you in another 2 Years for the next one.
more vroom slayer content. Sincerely, absolutely everyone on earth.
if only that was the real squad loading screen
Take all the time you need Roman, no rush man
Proceeds to spam your number every waking minute
ayyy great video cornhole! That seeding part of the video was funny especially with how squidders was firing his weapon lol.
The CnC Generals and Battlefield voicelines
The surprise appearance from ForgottenWeapons
The GTA intro
This. This is art.
can't i didn't know I missed your content style until just now
Ian McCollum bit had me laughing my ass off.
The most baked thing I've ever seen
The gta squad intro was pretty nutty
"Fuck it, *WE BALL"*
Why did the intro go so hard? That was unnecessarily good. WHY!!????
The GTA goes hard!!! Missed you!