The Squad V17/V18 Experience
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ต.ค. 2024
- nothing but high energy low IQ Squad gameplay for ya! sorry i'm late... planning to get back on track with better uploads for you guys, thank you all for your patients!
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--Music--
God, Syria and Bashar!
• God, Syria and Bashar!
Wild Bratz- Naz3nt
• Wild Bratz
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Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare OST - All Ghillied Up
• Call of Duty 4 Modern ...
Ending Theme - Super Mario: World
• Ending Theme - Super M...
Barracks - Metal Slug 3
• Barracks - Metal Slug ...
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That is not how I taught you to handle RPGs.
you also never mentioned they were sentient!!!!!!
Corn, Hole it tighter it's a fighter, Patrol
@@Squiders i can't tell you how much i hate your comment....
@@Squiders dear god...
But the Hentai manual said so 😅
Alright were going to have some words about that rpg segment
First it was ships, then small arms and now anti tank rocket launchers
cursed af
I need to talk to a lawyer and a counselor
That's basically the appeal of Girl's Frontline
Okay so I read this comment before I got to the rpg segment he's referring to, and so every time I saw an RPG I mentally prepared myself for some shit.
And I was still caught entirely off guard. I may need to see a therapist.
That moment when there hasn't been a Squad update for so long, that Corn can go 6 months without making a Squad video and still be up to date
Jk, luv ya Squiders, don't take away me role
He deleted my comment *whyyy*
Squid we gotta talk about the state of the game soon 😂
@Marchesi Michael ah shit boi have you been holding it in this long? shieet b i'll try and get some streams going soon
SQUIDS remember don't hop in the rotors - professor thicc
can we just talk about the fact, that he had to have a girl he knows, say those RPG lines... like that was a real person saying those things
who said it was a girl :)
Callsign Spartan Airsoft There’s this one girl in my group that likes to do shit like that at random to mess with us. She knows it makes is feel awkward, and how are you meant to respond to that?!
I have some regrets.
@@Ushimama how does it feel to be famous as an anime rpg
@@Squiders I'm conflicted.
*Plays against the British*
"Thats not a creeping barrage."
British Arty-lads: "So youve chosen death, eh?"
It's like the Trenches all over again.
Laughs in matsimus
Canadians: *laughs in Vimy Ridge*
When said he fucked mud... I feel you bro.
Also Jesus that poor rpg
Starcat! Hello.
Now i can't hold my rpg right in evry game when i hear that
GREETINGS COMRADE STARCAT, THAT POOR RPG THO XD!!!
This is like if every military was full of memes
This is literally my life in the Marine Corps. Just filled with depressed 20 somethings speaking only in memes.
@@MrKittycat1337 fr. I did voluntary military service for one year and the retarded humor of our generation is just amplified 10 times in the military
They are
If genZ fought in Afghanistan
That RPG was horrific
Horrificly good!
Stupendous
@The Lexdysic cartographer what if it's voiced by a dude
Terrific*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It's confirmed. Cornhole makes me back blast.
I wish I was RPG-chan
@@RexWort my finest work.
Well we all get our start somewhere. And yours...well... is as a hentai rpg-7. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@daddison6637 I mean... I didn't start as this but... you know what let's not dwell on the past.
SgtFgt It’s a figurative start then
Dammit, I can't reload an RPG without thinking about RPG-chan anymore
Loading it was lewed enough
Shoving a large cylinder down a hole
Now it moans
Should be new sound mod
Now I _avoid_ them.
is that a bad thing
Stop watching porn. Bashar needs you.
you got Assaded
@@fangus3272 stop you are making me assad
NeonIceCube can’t mossad the assad
Brandon Kim ALLAH SOURI OU BASHAR!
@@mario53680 **untuned techno synth recorder starts playing**
For any one wondering, the music at the begining is called (God, Syria and Bashar!
)
yeah i know it
Yeah I know it
Yeah I know it
Yeah I know it
yeah i know it
4:47
"what is my purpose?"
" *ALLAHU AKBAR!* "
Oh my god
When that Nokia Arabic type beat drops 0:23
I laughed on those Arabic toyotas
The fact you got a voice actor for the RPG makes me disgusted
UwU's in rpg
Im actually impressed he got a voice actor for that.
You would happen to know who said voice actor is.
@@baconboi4370 hol up
@@baconboi4370 sgtfgt
That RPG Chan was the most disgusting thing I've ever heard...I love it.
Fbi open up
Lmfao
tough shots: hit
rpg: defying allah with noises
crayons: acquired and half eaten
yup... it's CornHolePatrol squad time.
5:10
...guess that techpriest couldnt work out ALL the kinks in that machine spirit
I guess
Rpg exist
Cornholepatrol: literraly puts hentai noises.
Me an intelectual: A man of culture, i se.
José María Gramajo he didn’t just put the noises in, he got a whole voice actor for that bit.
Oh my God it's MEDIX. We had to kick him from the server
Cameron Machi please for the love of god let me back in
Moises Espejo it’s me TIKIMAN
*9:30** what if we kissed... on the M939 US military transport??? But we're both boys???*
*Haha, I'm just joking, man!*
_Unless..? You want to-?_
*Just a prank bro haha!*
@CornHolePatrol how much time did u take to edit this video? Very cool btw
sbout a month on and on, i work graveyard shift so that didnt help XD
@@CornHolePatrol u have my blessings
maxinhoooooo
Wow, that rpg chan scene makes me want to use a claymore as reactive body armor.
That was really great cornhole, I really appreciated the CPT Macmillan segment.
That RPG segment made me proud to be a weeb........
had to throw some cursed shit in there!
@@CornHolePatrol it's blessed not cursed
"I'll be anybodies friend"
I've never seen Forrest Gump and now I'm sad :(
go watch it
Alright our Agency is having a serious meeting talking about the RPG part of this video and FBI is part of this operation.
Your not alone :)
Yep Anti Anime Association is in too
What are the fucking chances. But don’t lie, one of you is KGB.
3:20 the sounds from Saving private Ryan give me flashbacks to Utah on Post Scriptum when everyone in the landing craft I was in accept me and one other were torn down my MG-42e just like in the movie. And the sounds from that movie are forever etched in my memory
I swear to Lord Jesus Christ, artillery barrages in Squad are the scariest experiences I've ever had in video games... also the most eardrum bursting ones.
THAT RPG KINDA FREAKY DOE 😍😍😍😍
this helps,i got out of a relationship where i was cheated on,feeling kinda down,but ill enjoy this vid
glad you enjoyed it! sorry to hear that, keep your head up my man it gets better.
@@CornHolePatrol Thanks a ton,i thankfully have my friends who try to cheer me up,im feeling a little bit better now.
@@NetiZenpai Keep your chin up king, your crown is falling
This was too wholesome. Goodluck op. Remember. Love is a great thing, and despite being brought down to little more then warm embers from a cold wind, it can always ignite if shown care and given time to rekindle. Take it easy, then go find someone to help rekindle your heart :)
So are we gonna talk about how he acquired the RPG segment or we passing that up to the judges?
He must have gotten a good discount from the weird Japanese store for that RPG 😅
Everyone: Talks about rpg chan
No one: Talks about how nice Forrest Gump is...
That video is...
A. cursed
B. ultra cursed
C. turbo cursed
D. anime was a mistake
E. All of the above X
D
e
Anime was not the mistake, perverted fandoms and echhi anime were
*B L U R S E D*
1:57 Me giving a goodnight kiss to my homies
RPG: you're going to make me backblast!.........
rpg:Aahhh!
CornHole: shut up!
>Lewding an RPG
Wonder if CornHole saw that old photo of two GIs messing around with a panzerschreck (RPG-Chans naughty mother)
Maybe it to soon but Sauce pls...
@@luiskiller2145 it never is too soon for source
Luiskiller214 I GOTCHU HOMIE i.redd.it/t06kd0hrkgx31.png
Who’s her daddy though?
@@zombies4evadude24 some german soldier maybe
You know the vid hits hard when you are sad it ended
5:06
I'm saving this for tonight
Why does "You're gonna make me backblast!" sound so incredibly erotic even out of context.
I dont know how I feel about RPG's anymore....
Glad to see Medix back, he makes my day :)
So glad I decided to put headphones in when I got to the rpg.
Me and the boys at an Ariana Grande Concert:
Csm !
I don't get it :-/
😂😂😂👳🏽♂️☪💥💥💥
@@Ink_25 bruh
@@quarol732 Care to explain it to me?
bro, my brothers were close to me ; -; I had a long conversation after the RPG
Bro I read the comments first and I was like can’t wait for the rpg section omg 😱 my dad was next to me
Corhole were you loved enough as a child, just making sure
"Don't kill me, i am with the science team, AAAAAAAAAAGHHH
I'm not sure if I can look at a RPG launcher differently again.... ever...
Ngl, this is one of favorite videos of all time!
You think you can escape from the kissin bandit huh. imma smooch ya
NO STAY AWAY FROM ME!
5:06 Hi CornHolePatrol, I would just like to say that for this scene, I feel like my phone should have died instead since it was at 1% but no, as this scene played, me and my grandmother were waiting for the elevator and for some reason, I didn’t lower the volume. My grandma didn’t react to it however, it’s either she didn’t give a damn or she didn’t hear it. Whatever, nice video!
The rpg voice actor broke me 😂
that was easily the best Forrest Gump impression i've ever heard lmao
5:06 Well, now I will have inappropriate thoughts about the RPG
5:00 This segment is strangely beautiful
My mom came at the exact same time i was at the rpg segment...good thing i had headphones on!!!😅
I think that *terrifyingly intense Creeping Barrage CornPatrol witnessed* is the underlying reason for 5:06 tbh. 🤣🤪
Yes, everyone is talking about the RPG...
Those barrages are terrifying
Nobody:
Me ant the boys at “the burning man 2021”: 00:00
the battlefield lines just make it even better
Medix: " EVERYBODY BACK UP FOR YOUR HEALTH AND SAFETY"
Everybody: "What ok woah what for man corona?"
Medix: *Executes nearest soldier* "ME"
RPG-chan had me dying
Bro your editing style is literally the best
Bro no one is talking about how glorious that intro is
FBI just called.
*_They want to talk about the RPG-7 scene._*
I'm stealing the motto "I fuck mud and eat squid"
*YOU CANT STOP ME*
6:20 he uses the Saving Private Ryan MG sounds
Loved the part when you we’re running from the barrage had me slapping them knees boi!
It was family friendly until RPG chan makes some noises
MTF Division: "that RPG needs to be Contained"
Doctor Bright: *"HmMm YeS tHe RpG cAn [DATA EXPUNGED] Hm YeS"*
Damn I was worried where cornhole went, thank god ur still alive, your videos are pure art
Jesus the battlefield 3 audio clips get me reminiscing
How was i just listening to god, syria and bashar and now it pops up in a squad vid
FUCKING 10/10 MATE!!! THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN ALL 2020 SO FAR.
After watching the rpg skit: Every day we stray thurther away from god
"Ayo why's he screaming at his rocket launcher?"
.
.
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"Oh..."
As someone who lives in a Lebanese household my family heard the Arabic Music and arabic phrases being said and looked at me rather concerned 😂 I just said straight faced: Allah Akhbar?
The fucking RPG-chan shit killed me
I don’t appreciate being turned on by a rpg mr hole
5:30 that Tourettes Guy meme was Perfect!
LMAO
**Cigar-chomp**
_Hell..._ It's about _time..._
G_Mack Here:
I might not be a smart man, but that looked like me saying that. Thanks for adding me to your videos!!! I laughed my ass of at myself! :)
Oh god now i can't use an rpg without getting some uhhh
Extra "solid shot ammo"
6:31 this is some top tier StarFox 64 reference
6:07 this *N I G G A* got Commando Pro and Dead Silence at the same time
that creeping barrage with the “GET THE WATER JESUS CHRIST” has me literally Crying at 3 am
Omg this is the best thing i've ever seen on TH-cam
0:58 my new favourite vid was crowned
0:02 Are those Assad loyalist? 🤣
That rpg segment has earned my subscription
that was so much fun, cant wait for the next one
That modern warfare segment was genuinly some of the best sound editing ive heard, good job
Yo when is RS2 coming? Nice vid tho
01:03
*APC spotted *
Corn: OH SH*T, OH F*CK
*a frickin artillery round explodes right on top of them *
Everyone: OHH-
This was fire!!!!!
That rpg made me coom
My Lifes biggest bruh moment "I got it" 6:37
This video is absolutely hysterical, disgusting...
Give me more.
*Serious question*
Who was the voice actor for the RPG?
:3c
@@Ushimama hahahahaaaaaa
Now I can’t stop imagining that damn sound when I’m reloading an rpg