This is like when you need to have work experience before getting a job when you are just starting. How can I be happily married if I can't get married in the first place lol
@@colachofcbahaha I dont intend on marriage so far, I just want a relationship we see as a marriage, every relationship is like that for me, it’s more just making a female loyal these days, a lot have 10 ex’s and 50 previous flings so if you aren’t THAT GUY from the jump it’s basically over from day one, the key is to find an innocent as possible woman, if you can’t mould your woman she’s already too far gone but you have to be also a competent and protective man urself to do so, so I just tell men to work on themselves and the women will come
@@davelangford2439it just wasn’t, you’ve never came up with any good insult in your life 😂 but it seems like we have a Astrid sımp, she won’t let you hit, remember that. In fact, no one will🤣
To be fair, I've seen her videos and she's got fuck all rhythm. So he's missing nothing anyway. She's not even fit either, girl hasn't got much going for her
The point isn’t about him being “hurt” it’s about the fact that if a male influencer was doing this then everyone would be crying about it even more than what mark is in this clip
Nah his reaction pretty clearly shows that he was personally hurt by it. Nothing to do with men vs women or whatever bollocks narrative you think it is.
This is one of those comments, you thought it was about the world. It is ENTIRELY about you and your shortcomings. And everyone except you can see that.
@@NefariousbigIt's not about being "rattled", he is appalled that his name has even been brought into the conversation. The guy is happily married and doesn't need random online girls trying to tempt him away.
I was in Tesco a few years back, back when my local one had a fresh fish/hot food/butcher section, which it doesnt any more. Anyway, im approaching the hot food counter and a young boy, about 8 yr old gets there just ahead of me and says to the lady behind the counter "excuse me miss, do you have any crabs?". She says "no son, we dont have any" and the boy points at the two guys on the cheese section, who are buckled in hysterics, and says "those men said you have crabs" 😂😂 She was fuming but it was one of the funniest things man. This just reminded me of it
Wrong. Just by looking at her caption on the video, I’d say he’s absolutely right. Her lower bod looks absolutely destroy so yeah, no normal man would look her up😂
@@JohnB-im3eushe might think she is but wait till her son gets to school… he’s going to have a shit time for 10 years because of her. No man will ever fully respect her. The good old saying. Money can’t buy you happiness is going to fully apply to this sl*t
Goldbridge’s wife must be an amazing woman. I obviously don’t know him personally, but he comes off like he’s absolutely head over heels for her any time he talks about her
Women absolutely hate when they’re the one getting rejected. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve broke up with a girl and they try to gaslight me by saying “I was gonna end it anyway”.
Where is any pictures of his Wife he doesn't share that with anyone his Mrs has never been seen only heard coming into the room to drop him off a Cuppa or tell him something if she is dropping him off a drink or food she is always out of shot and if she is telling him something she probably sticks her head through the door we don't even hear her speak
I don’t think anyone’s been so offended to be passed on a Smash or Pass. We got people in the comments like “YES BROTHA!!” But I’m sitting here like “who gives a shite?” It’s a random no-name onlyfans girl doing a smash or pass.
To be fair ...it's impressive that she was informed about your content enough to have heard your commentary on Chelsea players. She's gone up in my books
‘If I wanted crabs, I’d go to Morrisons’ 😂 That’s a violation!
marks dad obviously doesnt agree....
@@ITSONLYTH-cam-p3pdoes his dad think he has crabs?
''that one there is a violation, personally I wouldn't have it'' lmao
😂😂😂
The @officialmorrisons will have a word to say about this
Mark clapped them cheeks verbally with that fish comment..
😂😂 bro she burned him worse by posting a picture of desk top and said look the new old Trafford 😂😂😂
@@jonathan2755it really is more of a burn to Man United than him tbh. Mark really roasted her alive personallu 😂
@@isiaharellano3789 it's a burn to him ffs. U clearly dont get it.
@@jonathan2755 you fucks clearly have something for Astrid so I don't blame you if you feel that way 😂
@jonathan2755 you dont get it do you....
"I am happily married". We men need this. Stay focused brothers.
This is like when you need to have work experience before getting a job when you are just starting. How can I be happily married if I can't get married in the first place lol
Stay focused on your Wife and Family, Brothers.
@@colachofcbahaha I dont intend on marriage so far, I just want a relationship we see as a marriage, every relationship is like that for me, it’s more just making a female loyal these days, a lot have 10 ex’s and 50 previous flings so if you aren’t THAT GUY from the jump it’s basically over from day one, the key is to find an innocent as possible woman, if you can’t mould your woman she’s already too far gone but you have to be also a competent and protective man urself to do so, so I just tell men to work on themselves and the women will come
It’s not hard she’s absolutely horrible
amen
“If I wanted crabs” bro violated her so badly 😂
No he didn't. This is the most basic insult possible.
Wtf is crabs 🦀
Genital lice. Treated using trimethoprim 5% cream
‘bro violated her so badly’🤓🤓 crınge
@@davelangford2439it just wasn’t, you’ve never came up with any good insult in your life 😂 but it seems like we have a Astrid sımp, she won’t let you hit, remember that. In fact, no one will🤣
Dude's dad really made fun of him for getting passed. 🤣🤣🤣
🤣 he’ll get bullied regardless
Lol bully goldbridge ..ok
That’s actually done me 😂😂😂😂 he’s old man laughing at him for getting passed is comedy gold 😂
He took absolutely no prisoners here, and he did it in such a cold, classy manner 😂😂
Cold maybe...classy is a stretch 😂
To be fair, I've seen her videos and she's got fuck all rhythm. So he's missing nothing anyway. She's not even fit either, girl hasn't got much going for her
Lad he’s clearly triggered that she pied him, heads fallen off 😂 nothing classy about it
@@Pokjhbvcf doubt it mate, I wouldn’t be too fussed if I got passed on by a walking yeast infection.
@BSTVskilo why did he make a response video then?
Goldbridge: "🥶"
Music: "🗿"
Coldbridge 🥶🥶🥶
TH-cam shorts ahh comment
@@cristianmelendez8190 I WONDER WHY
@@cristianmelendez8190 no shit Sherlock
Stone Cold Goldbridge 3:16
Goldbridge who is a dad himself saying “my dad sent me a clip from astrid wett” is priceless 😂😂😂 his dad must be like 60-70+ 😂
Boys will be boys
Bro discovering the concept of a granddad XDDD
I mean yeah, can’t imagine a 40 y/o grandad
@@ThePatrioticScotsman think he meant his dad was really old and still trolling goldbridge with the Astrid stuff
@@ThePatrioticScotsmanu missed the point 😂
"If I wanted crabs, I'd go to Morrisons fish section." SAVAGE!!!!!!! Yet brilliant 😂😂😂😂
Fuckin respect from a city fan I love this kind of pettiness 😂😂😂
This is why we Love Goldbridge
A man of principle
He's an a**hole
Because why? Hes literally talking about someone that has already said no. He just seems pissy he was brought up
Loyalbridge
@@Avnish787 coldbridge 🥶🥶🥶
The point isn’t about him being “hurt” it’s about the fact that if a male influencer was doing this then everyone would be crying about it even more than what mark is in this clip
no one would be crying like mark is in this clip
Nah his reaction pretty clearly shows that he was personally hurt by it. Nothing to do with men vs women or whatever bollocks narrative you think it is.
This is one of those comments, you thought it was about the world. It is ENTIRELY about you and your shortcomings. And everyone except you can see that.
Who cares? She included him in a video, he responded.
Exactly well said
Imagine your dad mugging you off like this 😅
apparently msrks dad is into that scene 😊
You hate to see it
@@markray6113 😂
Your dad is a legend mate 😂😂😂
What's he doing watching Astrid's Wett
Astrid wett after marks finished roasting her she'll be called Astrid dry 😂😂😂😂
What? This makes absolutely no sense. You've jumbled up all your words.
@@winchaeglI really don't give a shit
@@winchaeglclearly you've never put anything in the oven if you don't get what they're trying to say
@@firehatvr1 you mean, you sh*t don't really give I?
This is an evisceration 💀💀💀
Get back to schoool
Mysogyny
Does it always take this long for him to get to the point?
@@joethfc3misogyny???
How?
No, this is literally you getting fired and then yelling "i quit" afterwards lol.
People thinking mark is rattled, Christ lads you lot are clueless 🤣
This is literal video proof of him being rattled lol. Who the fuck goes out of their way to say this if they aren't? Moisty
@@Nefariousbigit's called standing up for yourself as a man. Mark ain't no pussy, nor wants crabs from that pussy. Solid statement.
@@NefariousbigIt's not about being "rattled", he is appalled that his name has even been brought into the conversation. The guy is happily married and doesn't need random online girls trying to tempt him away.
@@matthewb4657 spot on! 👌🏻
@@Nefariousbigit’s called marketing. People unfortunately love drama, drama sells. Ask boxing or the ufc, drama definitely sells.
Gotta love Goldbridge😂😂😂
He was Coldbridge with them insults 🥶🥶🥶
The real menace is the person who asked the question😂
Yooo that's a violation and a half. Didn't expect that 🤣
Goldbridge is a savage tho lol 😅😂
Coldbridge 🥶
No in his feeling
@@BlessMane If she gives insults, then she has to take it.
@@Bpg5012trick mark look like a meth hesd
the hero we don't deserve but we need
The Gold Knight
Oh he's taking no prisoners!!! Absolute king shit 👑
Klopp doesn’t even care anymore 😂 he just wants out
He destroyed her with that comment 😂😂😂
Astrid got cooked like Chelsea's form this season
Chelsea have done anything but cook lol
@@MOONGREEDYwhat a crap word anyway. “Cook” … pathetic
@@MOONGREEDYI mean being undefeated vs man City is cooking if you ask me
@@HowellSzn If only that got them out of 12th
@@HowellSznmid table club
“ I can’t spake”
Or spell
@@marcjohnson7734
That is how he says it..
@@marcjohnson7734 woooshhh
“I caunt spake m8”
She's had the clap so many times, it's more like applause 😂
Bro Clapped her with the fish market😂😂😂
You can keep your crabs 😂😂😂
Don’t mess around with sex workers guys. 😂
Theyre called prostitutes.
I love how sex workers are the first ones to complain about any sort of attention as unwanted and objectifying women when they’re “dressed” for work.
Yeah, leave that to Trump
@@healthymindhealthybody9324Cringe.
I wasn’t expecting that tbh 😂😂😂 mark G with a banger 😂😂
Timo Nunez back at it again
LMAO you can tell he is holding back. Common Mark Goldbridge win.
That right there izza VIOLATION 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Get your jackets cause Coldbridge is ICE 🥶
You never let us down 😂
I was in Tesco a few years back, back when my local one had a fresh fish/hot food/butcher section, which it doesnt any more. Anyway, im approaching the hot food counter and a young boy, about 8 yr old gets there just ahead of me and says to the lady behind the counter "excuse me miss, do you have any crabs?". She says "no son, we dont have any" and the boy points at the two guys on the cheese section, who are buckled in hysterics, and says "those men said you have crabs" 😂😂 She was fuming but it was one of the funniest things man. This just reminded me of it
😂😂😂😂 FFS
I don’t understand
Aaah the young and the innocent 😃🥳
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 @@arathan9305
@@arathan9305 Ask your mum or dad
@@lorddarlo6194 nah u sped
😂👌Goldridge said he wants a new car not the showroom car funny stuff best of Goldridge 😂🦀
This bloke has gone up in my estimation 😂😂😂😂
She does those skits so muppets react to them, giving her the exposure she craves.
She hooked him and he hasn’t even realised
Wrong. Just by looking at her caption on the video, I’d say he’s absolutely right. Her lower bod looks absolutely destroy so yeah, no normal man would look her up😂
The Chelsea squad play pass with Astrid like it's a rondo drill
Well astrid does only fans lool says alot about her
Says she makes bank whilst the rest of us don't. Who's winning really G?
@@JohnB-im3euwhat a stupid comment. These woman deserve nothing but criticism.
@@JohnB-im3eu Money isn't everything. I would never go to a such a low level for money.
@tariqomer4678 right losing ones dignity for that. Is never worth it
@@JohnB-im3eushe might think she is but wait till her son gets to school… he’s going to have a shit time for 10 years because of her. No man will ever fully respect her. The good old saying. Money can’t buy you happiness is going to fully apply to this sl*t
Goldbridge’s wife must be an amazing woman.
I obviously don’t know him personally, but he comes off like he’s absolutely head over heels for her any time he talks about her
"Your days are numbers"🤣
As Goldbridge said, "if i wanted crabs, I'd go down to Morrison's fish section"🤣
He’s so rattled though that she said pass 😂
Well Done my Bro! ❤🎉😂
Women absolutely hate when they’re the one getting rejected. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve broke up with a girl and they try to gaslight me by saying “I was gonna end it anyway”.
My guy goldbridge
Coldbridge 🥶
"Emotional damage" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the happily married part, like he's being persuaded to do something with her. Plus the dad saying haha you were passed is brutal
Mark Coldbridge
Before ye comment go take a look at goldbridge's wife, ol marky boy is doing quite well for himself 👌
his wife at best is a 4
@@ChucklingAwaySo u reckon ur mom's a 4?
@@ChucklingAwaybut astrid is a 1 in looks and personality
Where is any pictures of his Wife he doesn't share that with anyone his Mrs has never been seen only heard coming into the room to drop him off a Cuppa or tell him something if she is dropping him off a drink or food she is always out of shot and if she is telling him something she probably sticks her head through the door we don't even hear her speak
@@lorddarlo6194It COULD be, hear me out, because his content is about FOOTBALL... Plunker...
Oh shit, if i wanted CRABS thats a killa
Goldbridge should be a comedian, he has the talent
Klopp happy that his owner Real Madrid isn’t the ones sending them home from a European competition
A minute's silence for Astrid.
Get your jackets cause Coldbridge is ICE 🥶
Mark taking this a bit seriously 🥲
and she was genuinely rattled by it cuz she wants him😂😂
Goldbridge's dad sounds like a good lad
Missed the chance to say “you pass, I’m fucking clearing it” 😭
Well said Mark 👌😂
I don’t think anyone’s been so offended to be passed on a Smash or Pass. We got people in the comments like “YES BROTHA!!”
But I’m sitting here like “who gives a shite?” It’s a random no-name onlyfans girl doing a smash or pass.
She's not even that fit!!
Yeah, shes bulit like flipping capybara.
Sticks and stones will brake your bones but names will never hurt me 😂 show me ya gash ms wett 😂
Not taking prisoners is war crime Mark🤣🤣🤣🤣
To be fair ...it's impressive that she was informed about your content enough to have heard your commentary on Chelsea players. She's gone up in my books
..for knowing something about a well known football influencer??
Simp
as a liverpool fan i love this guy
He sounds hurt😂😂
Hurt that a bitch said pass?? We are not all simps😂
Loyal to his club and his wife, absolute Goldbridge masterclass.
Absolutely hilarious 🤭
Legend 😂
This is the saltiest thing I've ever seen.
Nah man violated 😂😭😭
Goldbridge was not backing down😂😂😂😂
The real funny part is that his dad somehow found that clip 🤣🤣🤣
Bro got so salty over her 🤣
Marks replies are savage... 😂 king of one liners!
Mark got the best comeback one liners 😂
MG is lethal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
He took that rejection to heart
Your dads a legend 😂😂😂
The fact he felt the need to respond shows his pride was hurt….
More crabs than the deadliest catch!😂😂😂
😂😂😂 its a EviL WurL We Live In; she belongs to the Skrrrrrets!!😂
My face complete changed as soon as he dropped the line. Classic goldbridge🤣
“Haha ya got passed!” 😂
His pops is a proper triple-threat (menace/instigator/fiend) on the internet lol
Morrisons fish section is too funny 😂
Mrs G standing just out of shot with a large pair of blunt kitchen scissors
That crab line was cooold
SAVAGE!!! EMOTIONAL DAMAGE😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Classic comedy!
Like father ….. like son😂😂😂
She got verbally violated 😂😂😂
Mark you are funny sometimes lol
Our guy is coooooold 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aww he's actually annoyed he got passed! 😂
😂😂😂 shots fired. If I wanted crabs.. that got me
Legend😂😂😂
You killed her 😂😂😂😂
Love it mark ha ha!
You crease me up 😂😂😂