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Whoever looked at a 16 yr and thought "yeah, they need a bbl" needs their hard drive checked
Definitely a corner short of a square. 😂
Their parents need their brains to be checked ,
I was coming here to post this....
🤢
Thats nasty AF!!
she mentioned wanting it, so my best guess is that parents thought they were helping her. but it's negligence at best
Getting a BBL at 16 is wild, her parents should be ashamed of themselves.
The surgeon seeing..legit child p- like…and the parents letting it and then the parents funded it.. had the talk.. and then it continued 8 times
@@Roach-ie now please explain to me how a doctor preforming a cosmetic procedure is "child p" regardless of whether the morality of the procedure is questionable you guys need to stop throwing p3d0filia and csam into convos just because.
Ashamed? They deserve jail time for something that serious and hard to be reversed
I had to pause the video. All adults involved are inappropriate. Is 16 even fully developed? Did they try protein shakes, volleyball, drinking soda 😅Shouldn’t she be focused on school, sports, driving, college, first job. A BBL on anyone under 18 is absolutely insane.
They deserve much worse than that. Wtf??
"gifted" a BBL at 16?!?! wtf that is CRUEL
To the parents or to the doctors
Both!
Not only cruel but Perverted asf!!! Shame on whichever parent that gave the ok smh.
@@alenwake3445 Exactly that's just messed up and crazy,and i agree it's child sbuse . A 16 year old has no place getting such dangerous surgery.
Gifted by her unclepimp
I work in the corporate field. When I was 21, in 2021, I had a supervisor who had gotten a bbl in 2020. She’s about 48 yrs old. Every single outfit she wore looked trashy and she constantly had creepy male customers. She’s a very beautiful woman with a naturally slim build, so the contrast between her butt and thigh was drastic. I’ll never forget one day going in her office with a file she asked me for. She was facing her computer so I had a side view of her. WHYYYY was her g string and the top half of her butt out of her pants??? I told her and she didn’t even realize it was showing. Long story short, about 2 weeks ago now I’ve noticed that her butt looks like it’s back to normal. Thank God she removed it. She looks absolutely amazing again.
I wonder if it's just as painful to remove the bbl as it is to insert a bbl?
I wonder the same! She was on a couple weeks vacation before I noticed the bbl was removed. She more than likely had to incorporate recovery time.
Wow, that's crazy. I'm almost her age and So Far from even caring what the 20- and 30- somethings are doing for a stupid trend. 😂 Sad for her but glad she corrected it. It's definitely going to be much healthier.
Can you IMAGINE aging with that?? Being 50+ or 60+ with that?? omg, my natural booty has always been mich bigger than I'd like so of course this trend is EXTRA crazy to me 😂
I have a naturally big butt and thongs want to go up and over my hips versus sitting flush like regular underwear. I usually wear high-waisted bottoms but it's common for them to want to sit at the top of my hips regardless of were my pants stop.
@@Amandy36you must have GREAT glutes! ❤
if you get a BBL then you need to remember one thing - gravity ALWAYS wins in the end.
Yes, and this is also true for boob jobs! And they both require maintenance surgeries and regular check ups to make sure everything is okay. I don’t think many ppl realize this.
@@emmyl487Yes and true for veneers. They need changing every 10 years. Look at Dame Dash. Lord help those people who go their teeth shaved down to pegs. That’s a future disaster.
@@emmyl487this! Many people don’t realize once you get ANY procedure it requires up keep. Bbls, boob jobs, veneers. It’s just not worth it to me. Not to mention many of these influencers have money NOW they don’t know where they are going to be in a few years with all these trends.
Gravity rides everything
Gravity wins even with natural bodies.
The fact that ppl still getting bbls in 2024 is wild smh
It’s crazy!
It seems as this surgery is less popular.
I just read some of the reviews for that dodgy surgeon , when he responds to the bad reviews hw always says " hi you're not in our patient database" , he seems so cringe 🤦♀️🤡. And he keeps making out he has all the credentials 🚩🚩 . Hopefully more people avoid him like the plague.
Right?!? Super gross, sour smelling rotton butt fat. 🤢💨💩🤣🐷🤡🤡🤡 Imagine these two inch long nail having 54 inch butt having sour smelling nastiness.
The fact anyone got one at All is astounding
2013 tumblr thighs 2017 insta booty combo
😭😂😂
That tumblr thigh gap had them in a chokehold
💀😭😭😭💯
@@AlliCatt1231girls Photoshopped with a tiny waist, massive hips and a thigh gap - I called it vase hips. Thet literally looked like a greek vase🏺
Not only are BBLs life threatening, it looks downright fugly. I said what I said.
And even celebrities with all the money in the world ,still look ridiculous after these treatments. Kim K will never look natural 🙄🤷♀️.
And Kim K doesn't even look natural 🙄🤷♀️, no amount of money will make a difference.
I felt so validated when she said it looks like a centaur on its hind legs lmao, me and my mom have been calling Kim K and the likes centaurs for years now
And you said it well 🎉
morons love to slice others open, make folks as rotisserie rooster / how folks cannot see ttruth of this. im in california and 27 yrs i will never approve becoming an experiement rotisseries hen to body experimenting
Putting your LIFE at risk just so you can have a bigger bum is no joke. Lets normalise self-love!!
Let’s normalize the gym too😭
@@tiathetaurustrue. But an hourglass figure and large bum aren’t always achievable in the gym due to genetics. I have broad shoulders and a rectangular figure no matter how many waist trainers or crunches I do I’ll always be shaped this way because of where my ribs sit. And that’s okay!!!
@@lol.3460 yeah… don’t care about your life story. Either go or don’t.
@@tiathetaurus They're just giving their two cents just like you-
@@iknowwhatyouare102 yeah and? Idc so I said I didn’t care. Since they put my handle. They could’ve made their own separate comment. Right? Oh ok.
My mom has a naturall "bbl" booty she hated it. She said she hated the attention it got her from gross men and mean women. 😢
So I’m a natural pear shape Latina, thick thighs and big butt I’m literally shaped like Yorha 2B or Miss Incredible. Yes I eat healthy and go to the gym, my leg muscles don’t show as easily because of the fat distributing there. I hate being in public in certain outfits when I’m not with my boyfriend or someone else, I get comments on my ass just in regular jeans or cargo pants. It’s annoying ngl and forget about shorts or miniskirts or form fitting dresses! Those suckers slide up I use too much hairspray and tape and safety shorts when I go to cons in certain outfits because of the booty. It makes buying pants a nightmare because they always get holes in them from my thighs rubbing together 😂
Im so sorry people make you uncomfortable sometimes :-(. My mom said the same things abiut her shape. She always wore bigger clothes she hated the attention it gave her. She still does, when we go out together dudes always checking her our and shes almost 60 🤣 yall just baddies fr lol @EmiL_from_NieR
I feel bad for her. Never realized how much judgement people get
@@EmiL_from_NieRSimilar here. I still get honked at by men in cars passing by from behind me...
I relate to your mom. I still “try” to cover it from the attn of annoying men 🙄
Breast implant illness ... Women NEED to learn about this before getting implants !! My friend had to get hers removed and she jad an awful hard time finding a Dr. who could remove them properly... She is much better now
Yes I living every day
I had my implanted dec 2016 and by Dec 2020 they were explanted and one was ruptured
Now I have life long complications and autoimmune diseases that medically retire from the army
And I’m 100% disabled and unable to work
And still flat chested
But I’m alive
I had a coworker I’m 2000 that companies about being sick from her implants.. it took over a decade for a doctor to believe & help her
Did she have silicone or saline implants?
Yes. Implants also NEED to be replaced after 10 or so years. It's amazing how this kind of information is suppressed online nowadays-- in the past, it was easy to find truthful information about surgery complications. However, nowadays it all seems suppressed online.
Yes, proof that many plastic surgeons care about your money over your health and wellbeing.
I grew up in Miami 😬 so the amount of girls I knew who got BBLs and/or boob jobs for their 15th or 16th birthday was concerning…it was so normal that I actually felt really jealous. I’m glad my parents said absolutely not!!!!!
I need people to start changing the most broken thing on their body...their mind.
Yes please 🙏🏻
This 😎
💯
Yesssss❤
Amen!!!
that first woman is 22 years old. TWENTY TWO and looks like that, i’m 28 and thought she was much older than me. that shit has me throwed more than anything. i’m not even trying to be funny, it’s just jarring
No I get it. Like people who are supposed to look young end up destroying their bodies and aging way quicker than they should be with these BBLs
I’m 29 and my jaw dropped!! She looks like my AUNTIE.
I haven’t finished the video… I had to take a break when I saw her cleaning her make up… the way she pulled her skin with that wipe… she had me squirming 🥴 Ladies, be gentle to your faces!!!
I was thinking 38! Her voice is mature. She needs to be fact checked!
I'm 29 i thought she was my age cause her face looks quite young 😅
Sometimes I’m glad I grew up feeling ugly because at some point I just began to not care. Now that I feel prettier, I don’t care as much about people’s opinions. I’m skinny with a small butt and a mini fro… I couldn’t care less about makeup, a fat butt or long acrylic nails because that’s just who I grew up to be. I will admit that I don’t use Instagram or TikTok rn because I’m young and not FULLY comfortable with being me and don’t want to be subconsciously influenced to change who I am.
For a young lady it sounds like you have a good head on your shoulders. Natural is beautiful always. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise
Being a fellow ugly kid, I think we really dodged a bullet because no matter how many surgeries you can't, it's never going to be enough. Even if we suddenly looked like Kylie Jenner, it still won't be enough
Even when you much older you don't have to get instagram or tik tok. It's your choice to make.
Continue to glow and love you baby girl. I'm sure your very beautiful on the inside and God's love you.
Good for you. You seem really responsible, respect🗿
The first time I saw an extreme BBL in real life I was 16 working at KMART lol (this was before BBLs were popularized on social media) and I LAUGHED OUT LOUD. I didn’t know what it was and thought it was fake!! Her friend turned to her exasperated and said ‘see everyone is laughing at you!’
The friend is a real one for noticing that shit ain’t it😂😂😂
A natural big butt is well and good but bbls look AWFUL even the non botched ones don’t look all that. They’re so stiff and unnatural. I’d be embarrassed walking around with someone looking like that
Lol 😂
nz/aus?
I still think it isn’t cool to laugh at people for their physical appearance, doesn’t matter how weird or ridiculous it looks.
Wow I get my eyebrows waxed and toes painted in one day and I’m like dang is ALL this effort worth it lol I can only IMAGINE transforming my entire body!
Lol for real been having laser hair removal for months and asking myself is this even worth it? Im spending money every month to do this and not even seeing the results i wanted and i have to go through pain to get it... imagine having a BBL like it doesnt even look good in real life for real...
Literally feel like this just shaving my legs most day😫
@@crystalwillis6758🤣😂🤣😂🤣...Right, I was thinking about laser but since the comment above yours make it seem like it ain't worth it...I'll keep fighting myself to shave
I like having my eyebrows and hands and feet done. It's all DONE FOR ME, though!
Lashes too 😂 I hate it lol
Also what these young girls don’t account for is that women’s bodies change multiple times throughout their life. My body at 25 and now are completely different.
I turned 29 all of a sudden I lost weight and my hips widened out of NOWHERE. Now if I would’ve gotten surgery instead of accepting my body, I would look like a foolish blow up doll.
Those ladies are right about waiting until you’re grown GROWN to start cutting up your body.
Just wait and enjoy being young. Enjoy the awkward stages that comes with it. Don’t try to fast forward development, it will hinder you as an adult.
True, I used to have literal zero hips but somewhere between my older teens and young woman transition my hips widened a little bit. I love seeing my body change naturally 🥰
this is giving me hope at 27 😂 my body has definitely matured and developed from my late teens early 20s and i’ve been working hard at the gym for the past year and it’s definitely paid off but i definitely wouldn’t mind some help from mother nature
The best way to describe it is, you never stop going through puberty ir changes. Whether its for good or bad.
Same. My weight and height has remained the same since middle school, but the fat distribution changed dramatically by the time I was in my 20s. I was more hourglass in my 20s than I was in my teens.
@@MyriamRichardsdotter i think it’s the same thing for me
I was bigger when I was like 12 back in 2023 but I’ve suddenly lost all that weight and I’m starting to develop more
I dunno if it was because I was starving or whatnot but I do remember eating but it’s sad because I used to drastically work out to lose that weight and I would stop eating cuz of insecurities but I’ve learned to just love me for me and I can’t please no one
People kept bullying me for having a small waist but I had a big chest and sorta big rear but idm love ur self
As someone with a naturally big butt (and boobs). I don't know why anyone would do such a surgery. I hate shopping for jeans, have some cellulite and some men make it even more obvious where they are looking. It wasn't great when my mom told me that grown adults are looking at my butt and I was 12 at that time. I am now an adult and very afraid of operations and even with these problems I wouldn't go under the knive. My mom advised me to get a breast reduction because my back hurts all the time, but like I said I avoid operations for as long as possible.
I can relate!
Same its very painful to cary such weight imagine on a smaller frame like this girls....
Momma sounds toxic
My boobs aren’t huge, but I am extremely pear shaped with a big butt and thighs, and I wear mostly dresses pants were such a headache to find any that fit, and I was tired of people commenting on my shape. I still deal with it because I’m built how I’m built, but I do not like being sexualized a lot or treated like an object. I would never willingly sign up for it, let alone pay money.
I totally relate 😢still baffles me why anyone would do that
I had a lady I worked with tell me she would die to get a BBL. She stated she didn't care the risk, and the worst part was she had 5 kids and was a single mom. SMH
It's sad. In a lot of social circles, being s3xually attractive and trendy is seen as the only value a woman has.
Obviously 5 kids shows she has poor decision making skills.
Exactly when people tell them they do not listen so hearing these women lied on video saying I wish people told me....they told them, they signed the hospital forms, as for the 16 year old she would have made her parents life hell and said she would delete herself, etc so they paid for the surgery. People never listen. Both my sisters never listen.
@@marilynseptember21nahhhh her parents were wrong for that. “if you don’t let me get a bbl i’ll kill myself!” plenty of kids say shit like that, as a parent if you think theyre genuinely gonna do that you get them some mental help, you don’t say “okay, you’re in charge, here you go whatever you want so you don’t kill yourself… until the next thing you want this badly”
So who was the brave guy that get her pregnant?😂
I didn’t hear her put the blame on the person who GIFTED the BBL. They were the first ones to blame not only the surgeon.
Agree. I wonder who gifted it...
@@leas7830 VERY suspicious!!!! 🧐
It was probably her parents 😢
Feel bad for the ladies that go through body dysmorphia all because of beauty standards and having to go under the knife just for the CHANCE to feel less insecure (if the doctor even know what they doing). It’s truly a hard world out here yall, stay strong queens 💕
Like makeup doesn’t ruin ur appearance, it only enhances your natural beauty. This…is permanent
But it’s women who make and set the beauty standard. We are creating our own torture. Has anyone ever heard a man say he wants fake eyelashes, heavy contour, or hair extensions? We’re doing this whole mess to ourselves!
@@NikkiFCO This is a very reductive statement. I've heard plenty of gay men say stuff like that and it's becoming more and more of a thing for straight guys too. We got dudes mewing 24/7, people trying to break their face bones to make their jawline better, not an ounce of buccal fat allowed on anyone male or female. Although gender does bring nuance I'd say It's more a capitalism thing than anything else. As long as it's profitable to do so corporations will continue manipulating us into never being satisfied with our bodies. Inventing actually useful products is harder than convincing someone they have a problem when they don't and then selling them the solution
At some point the individual has to decide for themselves that I am fine. I want to be healthy. No one else can pressure you into changing how you feel about yourself.
Sis be dropping these good video back to back. We loving them. I'm blessed thou and appreciate what God gave me.
Yes 🙌🏾 like she’s in my brain .
I just said this !!!❤❤❤
Me too appreciate and love my lil self❤😂❤
As a71 year old woman, I'm so grateful "cheap" surgeries were not easily available when I was young. I thought I was fat and ugly because I didn't fit into the stick- skinny, small breasted, blond mold. I look at photos of myself in my teens and twenties and I was naturally beautiful. Yet I hated myself.
Young ladies- I'm not saying don't get small tweaks. I'm echoing this woman's wise words.
Wait. Wait until you know yourself, wait until you grow into yourself, your skin isn't irritated, your hormones settle.
Then make educated decisions. I'm
TRUE TRUE. If you go back in time, you realize the beauty standards for women were ALWAYS bizarrely unattainable... on purpose... so we all feel "less than" and therefor accept less in life, worse treatment, etc.. it also serves to keep us perpetually distracted, so we don't realize when others are abusing us and exploiting us.
If you do anything, do it for your own self. Only do it because YOU want it, not to please someone else.
@@MyriamRichardsdotterI will never be convinced that ANY type of cosmetic surgery that isn’t for your health is for yourself.
Every woman or man I see that says that makes me laugh. You know why? They ALWAYS get a cosmetic procedure that makes their features more akin to the current beauty standards.
(Big lips, big butt, etc, etc.)
It’s not funny because they have identity issues, it’s funny because it’s ironic.
Thank you for your wisdom ❤ God bless
Yes so good!! My mom is 73 and she looked and STILL looks amazing but she spent her life feeling “fat.” I am about 30lbs bigger than my mom ever has been, but I refuse to spend my energy feeling ugly and fat!! It’s so sad what society has done to us, making us all feel less than for far too long!!
BBLs are no longer a trend, thank goodness. Now let's work on the wigs, unrealistic nails, and lashes.
The new thing is buccal fat removal and injections to get and stay super thin
@@TheJalesa1207And both of these are super bad news, in my opinion. ❤
In defense of wigs, I'm currently using them while I let my natural hair grow out from a pixie cut after a few hairstylists in a row DESTROYED my long, long hair that I intended to never cut short, and it had been long for 12 yrs. 😢 I have ptsd still and it's been more than a year. Details are unimportant and a long story. :)
It's going to be a long time before I ❤ my hair again and shed the wigs. I can't wait though:)
On the plus side, I decided to figure out how to cut and color my hair at home since it was short anyway, and it would be almost to my butt if the hairstylists had done what I asked for and listened to me. I'm paying down debt (almost done!) and saving a lot more.
These expensive af beauty trends and treatments are definitely a way to keep women broke or at least not as well of as they would be otherwise, I'm convinced! ❤
@TimesUp8888 I went 6 years without wearing wigs. But within the past 2.5 Years I've developed scalp amd body psoriasis and constantly hiding flakes is exhausting
Natural hair isn't just pretty long. That's colonizers mindset. That long hair = pretty hair. If straight haired people can be confident in short hair then natural hair doesn't need to be long to be beautiful😊@@TimesUp8888
My friend got one of these, got pregnant shortly thereafter (unplanned), couldn’t use the shape wear and cushion anymore because of the pregnancy, and her BBL literally deflated. It just melted into her thighs, less than a year after the procedure.
😮 whoah. so her thighs got really big, or ... I'm trying to understand how that works, it sounds horrible. 😢
😢
@@TimesUp8888 Since she couldn’t use the faja or the thigh pillow to hold it up while it was still in the recovery period, gravity did what it does, and the fat all went south.
@@Ltlmscrldid her legs look disproportionate after?
@@hannnn5048Not freakishly big but they are bigger and lumpier than they were before the fat was sucked out of them and injected into her behind. Total waste of an expensive surgery that could have had serious complications. Big lumpy thighs are nothing compared to the hell other people have gone through.
thank u for talking about this as a young girl i absolutely despise the bbl culture of today makes girls so insecure and makes men’s standards go in the gutter for realistic body types
What's killing me rn is that it would have Raised my self esteem as a young woman bc I naturally have a proportionate behind, hourglass figure, B-small C cup. I've never looked like bbl bc that's not natural, but I would've felt a lot closer to what was considered beautiful lol 😅
@@TimesUp8888 yes omg the body type that’s in or “trending” atm is always going to change we need to love the body’s god gave us!
same it's so stupid and def one of the reasons I don't use most social medias. People need to realize body types (specifically women's bodies) are NOT a trend!!
Yes it always changes. I’m 42 and when I was young the opposite body was idolized. Heroin chic they called it.
@@TimesUp8888 If females can get all these surgeries then men can get hairline transplants. I sick of ppl talking shit about hairline transplants but let women bbls be normalized
A BBL is mostly done for the male gaze and I wish women would just admit that they are getting it for that too.
They also do it to out do other women! It’s sad
Yes! & to look down on other women
Ironically, most men don't give a flying f. Natural over everything else.
Right, they love to try to say "it's for me not them" ma'am if it wasn't for "them talkin about it and making it as if that's what they want, I'm sure you wouldn't of really known about it
Facts
Yeah, at 16 yrs old her parents were 100% stupid for financing her surgeries 😮.
child neglect at best
Those weren't parents. Imo
Being broke sometimes saves you. I remember i wanted to get so many procedures in my late teens early 20s. But you just grow out of that like a phase. What's concerning is that alot of these girls speaking about regrets are still so young. If they are having issues at 28, it's going to get much worse when they are older.
I was thinking the same thing. I’m grateful for the experiences that poverty gave me. Knowing now that I love my body as is, and avoiding the breast implants. Now mid 30’s and have a more womanly form, I’m so grateful I never had the money to get cosmetic surgery.
Fortunately, I love my money more than my flat back. My legs mysteriously starts at some point
😂😂😂 lollll i used to be the same way. i’d say my back just continues. after a year in the gym i finally have at least a little something something back there, there’s hope for us lol
Gospel message:
Jesus loves you guys, repent, believe He died and rose from the dead to save us from eternal punishment for our iniquities and the cage of sin
😂😂😂
I lost alot of weight and went from 165 to 120. Lost all my cheeks, bbl was thrown around in my face, but thanks to my family's input I started doing squats and leg workouts. Long story short; booty is whole shelf and she was built by me 😁
Healthy and it fits your body.
“Knees creaking while walking” is wild. 😂😂😂
I love what you said about loving yourself and the fact that God made no mistakes. Natural beauty is where it’s at.
Facts
Yes!! Plastic surgery free let's guar!
If females can get all these surgeries then men can get hairline transplants. I sick of ppl talking shit about hairline transplants but let women bbls be normalized
@@cheyennemolinari1164 If females can get all these surgeries then men can get hairline transplants. I sick of ppl talking shit about hairline transplants but let women bbls be normalized
@@Cassie-xx5fb If females can get all these surgeries then men can get hairline transplants. I sick of ppl talking shit about hairline transplants but let women bbls be normalized
I call it the “ bugs life booty “legs not matching and now that they have made payment plans an option you’re seeing them even in the ghetto. Imagine not being able to afford your own home or your own vehicle but you’re out here taking the bus with a BBL make it makes sense.
Edited: that woman must have went out of the country to get a BBL at 16 because here in America that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen.
People are seriously doing that? Why am I even surprised it's 2024? Common sense ain't so common this year at ALL smh. 🤦🏽♀️
She said in the video that the doctor was located in Miami. I find it so weird. Why would any adult do that to a child/teen?
Exactly, imagine all the money these women pay out for beauty surgeries could go to something that would last a lifetime...higher education for example.
I just wanna why don't they do the thighs??? Are they trying to make it look unnatural? Some of them look crazy, but it would be fine if they took a little off the booty and put that into the legs 😂
@@FrozenAlaska777Or a 401k. Or a house down payment. or just a savings account. So many better options...it's so sad. I can't believe women are still doing this when I grew up in the 80s and 90s... and every decade until I hit 40ish only JLo and KimK were admired for this feature. I know my natural shape was way too big by the Heroin Chic and eating disordered standads of those times, no matter what my size (and I wasn't overweight, just normal weight).
So crazy to me that women would do this to themselves, do they not like walking or running or normal exercises of any kind?
Good morning, afternoon and evening.
I am 63 soon to be 64.
5'3 126 pounds.
When I was a teenager I was very thin and muscular. No body fat any where.
I wanted to have hips. I am still narrow through the hips. My grown woman shape didn't develop until I was in my mid forties with the help of birth control .
I had four children and was a size 0-3 until I started birth control.
I went from a size 3 to a 7 in a few years. That was alot of weight for my small frame, and my knees hurt.
😢
I lost the weight over a few years and my knees stop hurting.
My cup size went from an A cup to a DD cup and now a C cup.
Ok, my butt well I don't think is big but my family says it is.
Maybe it is for my frame.I really never wanted a big butt.
They say it sits on my back or as mama would " a high ass'.
I have noticed the sagging butt skin but I embrace it.
It is apart of my bodies natural journey.
My knees have wrinkles and I laugh at them.
My hair is 90% gray and I love the new challenge of taking care of it. I am a natural.
TMI I wasn't ready for my lady to go bald. Dang all the years shaving her and now I want her hair back.
Enjoy your body's journey. You will never have another natural body experience once you start alternating your body.
Man, I would totally sit down and drink a beer or a tea with you, you sound like a bad a** woman lol! I'm 40, and the things that have happened to my body (that I was terrified of in my 20's) don't even phase me. I always thought, "maybe I should put money away for surgery for when this or this happens", and now I don't even care about any of it at this point 😂😂😂 It's so odd. Getting older is a trip, and I love it!
Wait you go bald down there when you get older? 😭😭 I never knew this
Speaking as someone who has a naturally big booty, I just don't get it. I was teased mercilessly for having such a big bum, and I can't imagine why ANYONE would want one. I mean, just trying to find pants that actually fit was always a nightmare (one of the reasons I just started wearing skirts and dresses all the time). I just don't get why anyone would want to have a big booty at all, especially if it's "in fashion". What happens when it's not in anymore? Yikes.
Girls and women who don’t have butts are teased too 🤷🏾♀️ They may not understand why you don’t understand why they want to do something about it (I don’t agree with it, but I have empathy since I’ve seen the disrespect they get myself)
I have the same issue. I wore flannel shirts tied around my waist TLC style all through the 90's.
I'm 59 today, waist is 32 and hips 44. I STILL make sure the bottom of my shirts cover. I get XL which floats on my top half just to make sure nothing is clinging to my lower half. Also have to get size 12 jeans and get the waist taken in 3 inches
Small butts get made fun of too.
My thoughts exactly. I've never watched the kardasiens,but I heard Kim got her BBL removed. So now she has a saggy butt from all that stretched skin?
@@Mhel2023Same here. My hips so big. I've been self conscious sense they first appeared at 14 yo puberty. I use to wear jackets tied around my waste too tgen. Now in 40s I still wear cardigans long shirsts swesters to cover up to this day. Waist 35-36 and hips 48-50.
At the age of 16, my parents wouldn't even allow me to wear heavy make-up or dark nail polish. At the time, I resented them. Now, I adore them for showing me and my sister that we were beautiful without altering ourselves and it has carried over into my adulthood. What parent doesn't see perfection in their 16 year old BABY! I still had baby fat at 16!!
Yes! I had to beg my mom forever just to get my ears pierced!
My grandma raised me ... I wasn't even allowed to wear makeup until I was sixteen 😂
I had family members continuously call me skinny & a stick all while praising women that were born with a larger ass.
It’s disgusting! I always tell myself that “ I am enough.” This helped a lot!
Thank you for the awareness! 💓
Same thing happened to me. Now Im 54 yrs old and Im 50 lbs...Im happy.
@@Misstonyah I’m so sorry this happened to you too! I’m still skinny and happy too! 💓💓💓
Same siz. And i am so confident in my size ❤
As a brazilian woman I HATE the name "bbl", because it sexualizes even more the body of a brazilian woman, most woman here yes they have a larger hips and butt area but also the thighs are allways proporcional to the woman's body (and i'ts not that exaggerated as ppl think) we just usually (because brazilian woman that have a small butt exist) have larger hips,butt and tights
I'm pretty sure it's called a bbl because the procedure originated from Brazil. Brazil is a huge plastic surgery hot spot. So many people there are so obsessed with looks and having the perfect body.
"These bbls are killing y'all... And the thighs don't match" 😔
Nope, I’m working on getting rid of my fupa in the gym 💯
You can totally do it and it will look waaayyy better natural! ❤
You got this💪🏼
you got this sis! i managed to build at least a little booty where there used to be just a vast plain lol
The fact that some are leaving their children home alone to die so they can be modified or die is beyond my comprehension.
Thaaaat part, I just said something like this today like wtw?!
It is very dangerous!A mother of five just died from a liquid BBM. Her death is sad but what's more pathetic is that five little children will now grow up without a mother.
See, what scares the shitiest out of me when it comes to plastic surgery is that the results are dependant on an individual. That risk is not worth it.
Reminds me of that lady whose butt went back to original (flat) after less than 3 months.
So long as it's functioning, I am thankful.
So glad you are covering these topics! In 20 years we are gonna have all these big booty grandmas walking around 😂
Getting a BBL at 16 is wild. Can't even vote yet that surgery is allowed.
Some people that have BBL's just look like cartoon characters
That first woman is 22 but looks at least 5-10 years older than that😮💨
No she doesn’t😭
@@BarbieBizarree Girl yes tf she does
@@TwinBleaksshe most definitely doesn't, you're just trying to get likes on your comment 😂 because what about her features is giving 35-40? i'll wait.
@@BarbieBizarree I'm in my 30s and thought she was my age, AT LEAST, if not older.
These surgeries are hard on your body. And yes, they do make you look older. And not in a good way.
@@BarbieBizarreeshe really doesn’t look like she’s coming off of 18 yrs old.. atleast 30 yrs old. it’s what surgery does. black don’t crack till you make it crack.
Performing a BBL on a minor should just be illegal. (most plastic surgery should, tbh) It's so dangerous, and your body is still developping!
I had C-D cups most of my younger years. With weight fluctuation, having a child and just AGING, I ended up with H cups. Can you imagine if I decided to get implants at 16??
Plus, BBLs is a trend. These girls are out there getting these insane shapes, messing up their bodies, risking their lives and for what? When it fully goes out of style, you'll be miserable because you're not "trendy" anymore...
People will be mocking your huge butt not admiring it.
4:05 she ain’t 22 she my age. She 27 or older. Ain’t no way
These procedures are aging the hell out of these young women. Such a shame.
She looks as if she was a good, 38.
😮
She doesn't really look old. Am I missing something here? 🧐
In my experience, overusing filler and Botox instantly makes you look like a nice 40.
Yellow is your color!
I grew up in a household where my dad never allowed us out the house in shorts.
So getting gifted a BBL at age 16 is so freaking WILD to me.
My parents would have laughed me out of the house!
i cant stop saying “bbl drizzy” the brainrot is hitting me
"makes you look like a wisdom tooth" took me out 🤣😂
Same 😂😂😂😂 but it's also kinda true 😅😅
When I was sixteen girls were literally starving themselves to be smaller and I sometimes can't believe how far the pendulum has swung in the opposite direction.
That was me in the 1970’ and 1980’s
The sad part about having elective surgery to modify your body with foreign chemicals, objects as well, is that by the time you start having medical complications the damage to your muscle, tissues, blood vessels, and organs is already done.
I’m OBSESSED with ur channel! Why tf don’t you have more subscribers??!! ❤❤
BBLs are so unattractive, natural big butts look good but that’s because it’s natural, it looks real and it’s proportional and doesn’t look out of proportion place. BBL are the exact opposite, no looks good with BBLs.
I genuinely think BBLs are scary. They look so creepy, very uncanny valley. I wonder if there’s a phobia for bbls, because if there is, I have it.
WHEN NOT LOVING YOURSELF GOES HORRIBLY WRONG😮
Some of these BBLs are giving loaded diaper(and not the band from diary of a wimpy kid)
If females can get all these surgeries then men can get hairline transplants. I sick of ppl talking shit about hairline transplants but let women bbls be normalized
I work for a gov contractor and there is this young lady who came to work for us in 2021. She was sharp and I was impressed by her. She was slim - but I said to myself, it's good to see that there are still slim sisters who are not ashamed of being slim. Growing up I was always slim and just athletically built, so I always smile when I see someone (especially today) who decided not to give in to the BBL or Butt implant craze. Well - fast forward to late 2022 and I attended an evening event and she walked in and I was so shocked and disappointed. She got Butt implants or maybe butt injections. It definitely wasn't a BBL cause like I said, she was very slim -- and now her behind is huge. Looked odd. Just messed up her body for what?!?! To fit into a form-fitting dress? Or have men or women look at you? I just don't understand.... SMH
I'm 62, & have watched as beauty standards have changed & evolved over the years. When I was young, the absolute standard worry was, "Does this make my butt look fat?" Looking fit, healthy & slim (not skinny) was the ultimate goal. People were appreciated for their unique & varied attributes. No one wanted to look like everyone else.
The absolutely destructive influence of social media is truly evil. It has created such delusional confusion (particularly in women) that it has utterly decimated lives. I truly hope that women wake up to the risks they are taking with their lives and learn to love themselves. Put all this energy & effort into taking care of what God gave them, & celebrate the unique beauty that makes them the precious person that they are meant to be! 💜🙏💜
I’m 50 and when I was a teenager, girls who had huge butts (and lips) were made fun of. Now, there’s BBLs and lip fillers. I have a flat butt and I don’t care!
@@Maki-00 Thruth! 💜
Big butts aren’t in high fashion which was the only standard. IRR are more acceptable so many non BW get big butts because BM likes them. Other men not so much. Rap is way more popular too fueling the desire for a big butt. Women in alternate modeling gets plenty of attention and sponsors just like the high fashion models in glossy magazines from back in the day. Big butts don’t attract the men that matter.
@Maki-00 they’re still made fun of! It’s also associated with giving head.
I bet the girl in the white robe has liquid silicone or industrial silicone on her body. Fillers are only used in really small quantities, and it is an expensive material. It is impossible to remove it completely. The appropriate procedure is to cut out part of the tissue where the silicone is embedded in. If the price is too good to be true don't do it.
Unfortunately, you can say all this, but there is someone right now lying on a table getting ready to receive a bbl. Some people just don't care about the dangers of this kind of surgery.
Just hearing about the awful post op recovery should scare women away! Unable to sit more than 10 minutes the extreme pain the drainage and the life long BBL smell!
You know when you look at a picture of your mamma or your grandmama when they were in their 20's/30's/40's and you think, "dang, they were GORGEOUS 😍"...remember that when you're judging yourself at that age. You don't see what others see a lot of the times...
I love this comment! I am going through that now and I'm only 34. Learning to love myself the way it is while working on the things I can change!
Hope her parents are paying for the reversals. Doing that to a child is abuse. Did they require the therapy and screening? Sixteen is not the legal age for a reason.
I feel like It’s all for sexual attention to be honest. If that’s all they have to offer then hey to each its own.
True. It’s insane to think about how women’s bodies are viewed as some sort of over sexualized object. And that’s the goal ☹️
Many women think that if they follow trends and transform their bodies entirely for men, they'll be able to use their body to get up into a higher class of living through marriage, it's really sad that its seen as easier than getting education or a better job, I have a feeling this is caused by the tragic state the economy is in too
Its not that, but its a reality that many women learn that their self value depends on their beauty and youthness. You cant deny that. So maybe some women thing they will be complete once they have a "great body". Or they think they are less valuable than women they compare to in social media. Or maybe they lack good relationships and think that the attention they can get from that can heal that need.
@@lug358 yeah this too, strict gender roles enforced on our bodies cause us actual distress and grief if we don't meet the standards set by society and can lead to ostracization, I don't blame women who do their best to fit these standards, it's not vanity it's acting like the system expects them to, this sort of suffering for the sake of upholding gendered beauty standards is built into it
I mean, they say that a lot of college kids are on OF, so it's for sure for that to some degree. For some people it's not a "Kardashian" trend, it's a "what do these lonely disgusting old men want?" trend. ugh. It's not going to go away, it'll just be less prevalent, but for a lot of people this is a monetary decision.
Letting your 16 year old daughter get a BBL is child abuse (imo).
Squats are free and aren't deadly. 💁🏽♀️
They don't make the butt soft and jiggly.
@@GreenGorgeousnessthey do trust me😂
60 year old natural and proud. Think before you change your body. Gravity always wins. What you put north now will go south. My life is cheap and happy retirement at 60
I have no butt whatsoever. If I ever want one, I’ll put padding in my pants. All of this danger just for a big bootie is seriously messed-up.
I worked with a woman who bought the padding for her butt. She modeled it for us and she looked fantastic! She has no trouble finding clothes and if flatter butt's come back into style,she's ready.
I have to agree with you. It is a humiliation ritual. Very sad.
Sad and exhausting
agree 💯
1:07 "why does your backside look like it's trying to stage a prison break out of your pants" 💀💀
I feel sorry for these women. Clearly, what they needed is not surgery but therapy.
I'm glad I'm older when this trend happened, so I know better, but I can imagine my young, insecure self being tempted on all these procedures. I hope they all get healed.
8:33 when she said it takes time to like your body after surgery, I thought why don’t you just take the time before surgery to do the same? It’s really just sad like I feel for these women. Comparison is the thief of joy. You become unhappy with yourself when you see all these things women have that you don’t but we’re all beautiful in our own ways.
Getting a BBL before 30 is crazy to me. I promise it’s like you go through a second puberty in your mid twenties as a woman and that’s when you get the body you’re going to have in adulthood. I was 5’7, 130, a 32B and had a regular shape. Some 🍑, but not excessive. I had an hourglass shape but it wasn’t exaggerated. Then suddenly at 24 I went from a 32B to a 36DDD in the matter of 3 months! I got a lot more 🍑 and that hourglass came all the way in. I was about 150 and it looked really good on me. And I had asked for breast implants for my HS graduation gift from my parents. They definitely could have done it financially. But my mom told me, “Girl you’re my daughter. They’re gonna come out to here just like mine!” and she wasn’t lying! I got BIGGER than her in bra size, actually! So I can’t imagine how much bigger I would be if I had gotten the implants! Just wait, young ladies! If you don’t have the body you want by 30, then hit the gym first. If that doesn’t work…they make silicone padded panties that give you hips and 🍑 easily for cheaper and no risk to your health or possible death!
I have had the good luck to be young when slim was popular. 127 pounds and 5 foot 8. When I started to gain weight later I finally got to a D cup and attracted more athletic, handsome men who liked filled out women.
@@sydneyfairbairn3773 The slim era was definitely my “prime” as well. We were teased for having curves when I was young. Wafer thin was in. I was a teenager when Tyra, Naomi, Kimora, etc. were hitting the runways in their teens and early twenties in the 90s, so everyone wanted to be a stick figure lol. I was bullied and called fat! Looking back at my pictures, I had a beautiful figure but it wasn’t “in” yet. I was grateful for the era of curves because my normal body was normal. But the BBL era came in and it’s absolutely crazy to me that people are willing to risk their lives for an azz! I’m 44 now, and disability has led to some weight gain. I’m not obese. I’ve always had a fat face even at my lowest adult weight. I just have a pie face and I’m ok with that. But my figure has stretched out and gravity has taken hold lol. But I still wouldn’t do anything besides a breast reduction just to help with my chronic back pain. I’ve had to have 5 back surgeries because of an infection in my spine and they really weigh me down and pull me forward. But everything else? There’s girdles and padded panties to give me the shape I want under my clothes and I can take it off every night.
18:22 😢 this happens with piercings and other cosmetic things ppl put in them. (Fake horns) stuff like that. They will tell you when you get it done it could reject and get infected. Tragic that people allow this to happen.
Definitely does
even with tattoo ink.
I have a piercing that my body pushed out itself and I don't have keloid skin but in that one place where that piercing was left one.
This, it’s not a boob thing it’s EVERY THINGGG, even kidney (from another patient) your body can just reject.. a body part.. much less a random object or foreign liquid etc.. I thought people know this as a common thing to know and to look for/at when getting things done but apparently not..
The girl who got botched by the uncertified doctor should get in contact with other botched patients and file a lawsuit against him! He should be in prison for doing surgery without certification! 😡
I thought the bbl era has sailed.
Bring back natural beauty 2024
That second woman is speaking truth. I had a hysto via robot and even just four cuts into my abdomen took me longer to heal from than I thought! Even a “small” surgery is no joke, take good care of yourself and give yourself a ton of grace ❤❤❤
Just got home from work, cooked dinner!! Just in time to see your upload. ❤
I live with chronic pain and fatigue. These girls are actually paying to become sick and to have suffrage. So sad 😢
Same. I couldn’t imagine intentionally adding more pain and suffering to myself
Right? I have an autoimmune disease and am in constant pain. I could not imagine intentionally butchering myself to live with pain. It's such an awful thing these women have to live with now
I'm also chronically ill. I don't want anymore inflammation in my body. And ppl are getting inflammation issues from plastic surgery willingly? No thank you! I don't want anyone to have a chronic illness either. :(
Girl i finished my meal right before watching and thank god cause that "honest" section feom the second lady was wild 😂😂
I dont mean to be rude but doesnt suffrage mean the ability to vote?? Im confused
Upsidedown drumstick is WILD, 'Siswa! 😂😂😂😂😂
As someone with a naturally large behind this hurt. I was already self conscious that my legs were too skinny compared to my cheeks. I’ve been called pillow pants and Donald Duck and now I’ve been called all sorts of other things by this woman.
@@Toughmittens you're annoying😂😂😂😂😂😂
I had a breast reduction! I was at the chiropractor 3x/week for back & neck pain for years. I was a a double H cup size, those breasts hung past my waist. BCBS paid the full cost of my reduction. I’m not about going big anywhere let alone having something foreign put in my body. Think long and hard before getting any unnecessary surgery. If you can’t love yourself the way you are and you’re healthy, plastic surgery is not going to magically make your life perfect. There is an entire generation of men who will never know what real breasts feel like. Think about that for a moment. Sad isn’t it? Not to mention the many women who are sick due to implants and don’t even realise it. BBL’s are so unattractive, truly.
implying there's no women whatsoever without implants is wild
also chiropractors are so so so dangerous
So so so many women wonder every day why they feel like crap😮😊
So, u skipped right past the downsides of your breast reduction. I've also had a reduction. I felt like I got hit by a bus. You must get massages or they look pointy in the spots that need more attention. 10 years later and I still have sum soreness on the sides. I was a K and went to a D they removed 5 1/2 pounds. If my shoulders weren't hurting all the time I definitely wouldn't have got the surgery. I like them now but I'd be lying if I said I don't miss them at times. It's like removing a part of you that you've had most of your life. It affects you mentally with cosmetic surgeries.
Why should I care about a man not feeling a real breast? That's such a wild priority. Like the health of a woman and a man not feeling a titty is just 2 drastically different priorities
@@lotuslove3717...Thank you for this comment...my daughter will be 16 soon w/ a petite frame and G cup...she wants a reduction @ 18 to a C cup...I'm going to show her your comment because you answered my thoughts and questions...Tfs
Letting a 16yo get a bbl is not only shocking but everyone who decided that she should go through the surgery should go to jail.
I’m not into like beauty or fashion at all, I wear 5 shirts 2 pants and the same leather boots. But gosh I love how you present your videos
I had Breast implants and BII almost claimed my life 4 times Yes I living every day
I had my implanted dec 2016 and by Dec 2020 they were explanted and one was ruptured
Now I have life long complications and autoimmune diseases that medically retire from the army
And I’m 100% disabled and unable to work
And still flat chested
But I’m alive
I actually knows someone who got her first plastic surgery as a minor. It was not a bbl but lipo on different parts of her body (tho the word itself doesn't appears on her medical file, most likely because the doctor knew this was not actually legal -and yes, it was in the usa...-).
My friend then developped an addiction to plastic surgeries. I don't know how many she had in 10 years but it was a lot and the two worst according to her were buccal fat removal and a bbl. The bbl was considered a huge success according to her surgeon, to the point where he used her pictures in promotional material but she still got an extremely severe infection and almost died. She survived but she has major, major scarring that's very sensitive or even painful to the touch. On the part of her body she uses to sit down...And just to make it really fun, she also developped an autoimmune disease and while the doctors can't prove it, they believe it's due to all the stress her body went throught with all surgeries, infection and antibiotics. All of the plastic surgeons she dealt with were well respected and fully licensed btw.
Now, she'll be the first one to say that she's an extreme case and that most women won't go as far or be as unlucky as she was but seriously ladies, you don't know how your body is gonna react to any of those procedures and you also don't know what's gonna be the next 'body trend'.
I'm not here to tell adults what to do with their lives but I personally believe that bbls are not and will never be worth it.
So. As a guy who *has* had plastic surgery that changed my life (positively), plastic surgery and cosmetic surgery are nuanced subjects to me. On one hand, my “cosmetic” surgery saved my life or at least saved me from disability in my future because of back and rib problems, and even if I lived in a perfect world, I probably would still pursue that same surgery because of the joy and peace I now have (I’m 3.5 years post-surgery and very happy with my results). On the other hand, some people pursue surgery because society keeps trying to shame them for the body they were born with. If we lived in a world that didn’t shame and police people’s bodies so much, a lot of people could be spared from making decisions they later regret, or at least they’d feel less coerced into it and more like they made the choice for themselves, not for the people around them.
I do fully believe, however, that people are allowed to make “bad” choices about their own bodies. That’s what bodily autonomy means-the freedom to make both “good” and “bad” decisions about your body. That being said… information is important to me too. It’s incredibly important to know everything there is to know *before* making a permanent or semi-permanent change to your body. You don’t wanna find out 3 years after a double mastectomy that you can no longer breastfeed, which… alright. For anyone who isn’t aware, like the person in the article I read this in, the reason why you cannot breastfeed is because a double mastectomy removes all breast tissue, including the mammaries, and disconnects the areola from your body. You may opt to have your chest sculpted afterwards, during which the areola will be grafted back on, known as a free nipple graft (free as in freely moving) which you can also choose a location for. You cannot breastfeed without mammaries, that’s where the milk comes from. And even if you had a small bit left, your nipples are now completely cosmetic, they serve no function outside of the visual, and oftentimes are completely numb, as the nerve endings are severed when they are removed. I know all of this bc I was *informed* and although this is not the surgery I ended up going with for my own chest surgery, I still researched all the facts bc I needed to be aware!
Anyway, TLDR: informed consent is my favorite thing, and I think everyone should do their own due diligence bc you know as well as I that some surgeons out here have more greed than morals and will put a knife to anybody for enough money. I think a lot of y’all here on this video would like Dr. youn, he speaks at length about plastic surgery on his TH-cam channel and discusses plastic surgery/cosmetic surgery in a holistic and nonjudgmental way.
14:50 this lady’s advice is so great. I’m glad she’s encouraging people to love their small bodies. As a small petite person, I appreciate that. And I hope other small petite people don’t fell like they need big butt and boobs to be pretty. Your personality is more important.
I have considered so many procedures! I have a big nose and always wanted a nose job. I’m a skinny mini and always wanted to have big boobs! But I always felt that it would interfere with dancing if I got surgery. But BBL were at the height when I was 20 now I’m gonna be 30 and I see so many regret videos, botched BBLs, and reversal of procedures.
Trends on beauty have changed drastically just in the last 10 years! I understand why women do it and I don’t shame them for it. Now I’m embracing the fact that I don’t look like everyone else and I can say I’m natural. Someone is always gonna think you’re beautiful while someone is always gonna think you’re ugly. 🤷🏽♀️ none of these surgeries changes whether you are a good person or not.
Please don't get a nose surgery or bbl. As you mentioned, beauty trends are constantly changing, and who knows a big nose and a small butt might be trendy few years from now.
Especially something like these horrific BBL's in a few years small buttswill be back in style.
@@n.g.6442 It reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode
“Number 12 Looks Just Like You”
I won’t get any surgery but I totally understand the pressure us ladies feel when it comes to all these trends. In the end they are so dangerous and foreign objects in your body always seem to eventually be rejected causing you to suffer and have lifelong health issues.
I want to set an example for others to show you don’t need all those procedures. Uniqueness is what makes us stand out.
I wonder what these BBL ladies look like as seniors???
Well... Gravity always wins 😅
very wrinkly
I love your boldness, and have been learning so much from your approach in spreading awareness in these topics. Keep spreading the word and goodness of God sister.! God bless!
4:14 SHE'S 22??!! I'm 42 and I thought she was genuinely like 35. wow.
That's what excessive ps does to you. You look older trying to look younger
Its sad
Shes doing too much with that face care routine, I was cringing. Shell be spending lots more money in the next 30 yrs
If females can get all these surgeries then men can get hairline transplants. I sick of ppl talking shit about hairline transplants but let women bbls be normalized
@@TinaSaysWhat If females can get all these surgeries then men can get hairline transplants. I sick of ppl talking shit about hairline transplants but let women bbls be normalized
@kevinsamson1693 lol who hurt you baldie? Go to turkey like absolutely no one is stopping you from doing it 😂😂😂
I feel so sorry for all these women who went through these bbls... not just the botched ones.
Girl i LOVE your attitude in this!!!
WHY is this STILL happening?! 20 YEARS of young girls being harmed and dying and this is STILL happening. SMH Despite what media may be pushing out, you are enough and you are beautiful!
"I should not be able to see your butt cheeks coming at me from the front" made me spit out my coffee 😭💀