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Sammy Obeid Stand-Up 09/18/13 | CONAN on TBS

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  • Sammy is very supportive of gay rights; he threw his closeted friend a surprise coming out party.
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  • @ICantFindaNameSoYeah
    @ICantFindaNameSoYeah 10 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    "I lived there longer but he pays more rent"
    That was brilliant.

    • @steveepic2290
      @steveepic2290 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      ***** ..."and we look the same...."

    • @davidshenderov7029
      @davidshenderov7029 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ***** Of course it was. Given that until 1964 the word "Palestinian" was used for the Jews who lived under the British Mandate of Palestine and not the Lebanese and Jordanian Arabs as it is now, it sounds extra funny.

    • @x_boodi9460
      @x_boodi9460 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      David Shenderov Nope. Arabs living in that land where called Palestinians from at least 1000 years. Check Ibn Al-Taymmiyah's books as an example.

    • @PoeticSonic
      @PoeticSonic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      it was called philistine or palestine since before moses.....it is eveninthe bible old testement and the new....

    • @benignuman
      @benignuman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@x_boodi9460 the Jews have been there for over 3000 years

  • @miklein01
    @miklein01 9 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    his "BEAR" joke was smart, and funny

    • @anniecort1759
      @anniecort1759 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marc Klein he stole that

    • @Giorgi.Japiashvili
      @Giorgi.Japiashvili 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@anniecort1759 source or didn't happen

    • @BullC6
      @BullC6 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      EXACTLY@@Giorgi.Japiashvili

  • @burkchub272
    @burkchub272 8 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    "spare change, change spare?!" Lmao

  • @joyyu7753
    @joyyu7753 8 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    conan supporting comedians is dope

  • @blackcat3467
    @blackcat3467 8 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    I want him to do a TH-cam channel called "a gangsta history of... " that would be dope

    • @kristoffmcd6745
      @kristoffmcd6745 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i agree. might i recommend Thug Notes if you havent seen it all ready. they give "urban" summaries and analysis of literature. its pretty great

  • @AndieWalsh333
    @AndieWalsh333 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Of COURSE he was on Conan 10 years ago. Conan knows about everyone 10 years before anyone else.

  • @FrankieMario
    @FrankieMario 9 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    it took that audience way too long to figure out that bear joke hahahaha

  • @bubudread
    @bubudread 10 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    His political references are perfect.

    • @AslanW
      @AslanW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      666 likes
      Noice.

  • @SheldonCooperJT
    @SheldonCooperJT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    The Cold War has never been summarized so beautifully - "Nothing ever happens"

    • @KomamuraSajin
      @KomamuraSajin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Except for all those people that died in proxy wars involving the Western powers vs. the Communist powers. The only thing that did not happen was the U.S. and the Soviets never engaged in open war, but saying nothing happened is extremely ignorant. Funny joke though, and we got a lot of technological advancement as a result of both the arms race and space race, that found applications in civilian uses.

    • @rachitsah8305
      @rachitsah8305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KomamuraSajin don't forget the inflation. That was nice.

  • @94PaulyD
    @94PaulyD 8 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    I wanted that history lesson to go on forever

  • @trippleices1
    @trippleices1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    the bear joke was hilarious!

    • @tommyortiz6114
      @tommyortiz6114 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He did that joke better on the laugh factory

    • @iamsultana
      @iamsultana 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Su Real smart.

  • @willt.9654
    @willt.9654 8 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    That orange soda joke was so subtle

    • @imhellag
      @imhellag 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it just flew by...

    • @CarpeDiem-ko4kk
      @CarpeDiem-ko4kk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i didnt get what it was referring to unfortunately

    • @ellya748
      @ellya748 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      i think he might be referring to "Agent Orange", a toxic chemical herbicide. I'm not sure though, never learnt a lot about the vietnam war.

    • @CarpeDiem-ko4kk
      @CarpeDiem-ko4kk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thanks dood for the help

    • @imhellag
      @imhellag 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Carpe Diem the americans used "agent orange" on vietnam. it was horrible inhumane biological warfare

  • @HiLife4Ewa
    @HiLife4Ewa 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    I've seen this guy live and he's even more hilarious and energetic and engaging! I'd def see him when he comes back around again. I'm glad he's getting more spotlight.

  • @garxgar
    @garxgar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "You give your Somalian homie a sandwich"
    That killed me cause im Somalian XD

    • @karolinalind5724
      @karolinalind5724 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can you explain that one to me I don't get it

    • @ChiccinTendies
      @ChiccinTendies 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Karolina Lind Food aid

  • @teddynguyen9333
    @teddynguyen9333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I'm Vietnamese and his bit was funny as hell. LOL. "splash orange soda" LOL.
    Fact: agent orange is a white powder, it doesn't even turn orange when mix with water. So basically, it's just soda water.

  • @Allaluca
    @Allaluca 8 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    This dude is funny and original.

  • @tommyortiz6114
    @tommyortiz6114 9 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Your like what! he's like what!Nothing ever happens 😂😂😂😂so true

    • @muffinman5741
      @muffinman5741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but in the end the russian dude is like ok man I want no trouble

    • @Tyler-ww6jp
      @Tyler-ww6jp หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mutually assured destruction. Both know what the other is capable of.
      Shows how other wars are basically bullies and propaganda flexing

  • @Billie4Mozzarella
    @Billie4Mozzarella 10 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    This is the funniest one I've seen in my history of watching Conan's guest standups.

  • @gymnasticsgirltg
    @gymnasticsgirltg 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This guy was just at my school. He was amazing!

    • @Hylian1seven
      @Hylian1seven 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      did he teach you history?

  • @somanoma6465
    @somanoma6465 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This material is of high quality. Really great and easy to relate to

    • @shawn.spencer
      @shawn.spencer 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Easy to relate"? So, which part did you relate to, exactly? Throwing your friend a surprise coming out party or the bears making their own country?

    • @somanoma6465
      @somanoma6465 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lina
      The Bears bit

  • @YayaIsSilly
    @YayaIsSilly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The ‘bear’ and ‘gansta history’ were on point

  • @big_vladi
    @big_vladi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    dope. he's different

  • @TheDeathopper
    @TheDeathopper ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lmao the one dude laughing at the orange soda/agent orange joke.

  • @janelleadair
    @janelleadair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Loved everything about this. Best 5 minutes I’ve spent all day!

  • @awesomeworstgamer
    @awesomeworstgamer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Woww!! Absolutely genius! Loved every second of it... I will look for some more of his stand-ups... he killed this one! Bravo Sammy!

  • @kevinflores8296
    @kevinflores8296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “ Spare Change?” “Change Spare?” Dead Dead!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @doejohn2447
    @doejohn2447 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    OMG, these are smart jokes right there. So funny and intelligent

  • @kmanflo
    @kmanflo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    THIS is comedy. Well-done. Thanks for doing this, Conan.

  • @MiotaLee
    @MiotaLee 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love the bear jokes. I never thought I'd say that.

  • @boreduser12
    @boreduser12 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The most effective use of 5 mins.
    Absolutely killed it.

  • @MsKaylachristine
    @MsKaylachristine 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    i think i have a crush on this guy now

  • @tasosgramozis813
    @tasosgramozis813 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a history nerd I loved his last joke, and the one with the bears

  • @sascharosenberg2196
    @sascharosenberg2196 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Wait... nobody got that orange soda joke?
    vietnam -> agent orange?

  • @DonRade
    @DonRade 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't usually check out links that other post but this time I'm so glad I did! What a great hilarious special and glad I found another great comedian!

  • @giri.goyo_yt
    @giri.goyo_yt 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The commercials at the beginning of Coco's vids are so wonderful. In fact, I could almost be satisfied with just watching one and calling it a day - which is in fact how long it almost takes to buffer on an iPad!

  • @doueven
    @doueven 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    A Palestinian and Lebanese are basically like Uruguayan and Argentinian. They are just citizens of different countries that speak the same language (and accent) and are the same ethnic group
    Grandad was Palestinian born Leb

    • @gasolineandwine
      @gasolineandwine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm Argentinian, and that makes sense.

    • @TxRedneckRemovalActMx
      @TxRedneckRemovalActMx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They both think they are European?

    • @awadaawada6738
      @awadaawada6738 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      doueven no very different accents, lebanese is much more classy

    • @awadaawada6738
      @awadaawada6738 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrés Francia so are Palestinian and lebanese

    • @ashadel6902
      @ashadel6902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ronald Reagan
      Haha classy !! Yeah right

  • @coldplayer001
    @coldplayer001 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good material ! great Job

  • @Daviusheart
    @Daviusheart 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Great. And loved that history lesson. :)

  • @thankgoditsfrida
    @thankgoditsfrida 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow, that was hilarious and so sharp. And the fact that Conan went out to greet him :)

  • @harshadpatil7494
    @harshadpatil7494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This guy is talented. Hope his creativity keeps flourishing :)

  • @kebr0903
    @kebr0903 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This dude is great, such a natural feel to his comdey.

  • @KKinTheZone
    @KKinTheZone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow, nice set! That spare change / change spare joke was genius!

  • @AkshaySinghJamwal
    @AkshaySinghJamwal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Haha that change spare joke killed me

  • @Kingofkings112323
    @Kingofkings112323 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Kinda awkward doing standup with out a mic on hand. Having mic on your hand and not on your shirt is tradition

  • @meldeebueno
    @meldeebueno 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This guy has to be the best one I have ever watched from conan.

  • @BlueGlow26
    @BlueGlow26 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great set!

  • @fruitypeebils
    @fruitypeebils 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i like how only a few people in the audience got the "orange soda" joke

    • @Salam99-1
      @Salam99-1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In inclined to agree. Though it's really sad, too

  • @DhaneshMahtani
    @DhaneshMahtani 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great set! Very original!

  • @iloveYOUxYO
    @iloveYOUxYO 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOVED THIS

  • @boblynady
    @boblynady 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved this

  • @joeofnotrades
    @joeofnotrades 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That's your best stuff lad, I was in stitches 😂

  • @Nickohlessa
    @Nickohlessa 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was awesome. Smart , funny and well written.

  • @abelthesaint
    @abelthesaint 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great set bro.

  • @raykazii
    @raykazii 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was so funny. It starts off slowly then funny and then it accelerates to lmao lane. Got funnier and funnier as I watched. Lol. Added es to fav list.

  • @user-563o45
    @user-563o45 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha this was great!

  • @NikkiP421
    @NikkiP421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nothing short of BRILLIANT!!! 👏👏👏

  • @Billie4Mozzarella
    @Billie4Mozzarella 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I haven't laughed this hard at a comic on Conan in AGES. THIS GUY WINS, HANDS DOWN.

  • @drappke
    @drappke 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didn't just grin or chuckle, I genuinely laughed out loud. Great stuff.

  • @yardencalif241
    @yardencalif241 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    omg that last bit was amazing

  • @stefanemanuel5606
    @stefanemanuel5606 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    i loved this !!

  • @DaKona19
    @DaKona19 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg so hilarious! Especially dat bear joke

  • @Metalandspoke
    @Metalandspoke 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The agent orange (orange soda) reference was so subtle and genius.

  • @dylanjones6068
    @dylanjones6068 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome stuff.

  • @MrAwesomeIndieniable
    @MrAwesomeIndieniable 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best Conan stand up yet.

  • @Vytautas4Xfiles
    @Vytautas4Xfiles 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was a really good one! Conan liked it as well.

  • @Oyashio202
    @Oyashio202 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great stuff, great stuff.

  • @Oldschoolrap91
    @Oldschoolrap91 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    totally love that guy...definitely one of the best stand ups I've seen in the last months

  • @LudvigTheGreat
    @LudvigTheGreat 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome. Amazing, the best so far. Awesome.

  • @alfonsonation
    @alfonsonation 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    If Trump wins, I'm moving to Abearica.

    • @lipsohlips97
      @lipsohlips97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Have you moved yet?! 😂

  • @TheGiantBunnysaid
    @TheGiantBunnysaid 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Haha! This dude rocks. The bear and inner city jokes were awesome.

  • @hemmojito
    @hemmojito 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    cold war joke killed

  • @citydak
    @citydak 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just amazing!

  • @Metalandspoke
    @Metalandspoke 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's such a subtle reference. It's perfect.

  • @andreachung396
    @andreachung396 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    O shiet that panda bear joke got me 😅

  • @NikkiP421
    @NikkiP421 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    And the whole party's like dayyyyumn!

  • @rebecca11391
    @rebecca11391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She throws orange soda in your face lol

  • @eidem3363
    @eidem3363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant!

  • @mrawesome2742
    @mrawesome2742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sammy helped me with college homework. Guys super smart w a degree in math from Berkeley

  • @o0oEvoLuTioNo0o
    @o0oEvoLuTioNo0o 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good stuff!

  • @Eric-yp7ho
    @Eric-yp7ho 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Genius bear joke

  • @OfficialPolkaDot
    @OfficialPolkaDot 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    best stand up in all of conan!

  • @NathanRichan
    @NathanRichan 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol, "She splashes the orange soda back in your face."

  • @joelsegovia6971
    @joelsegovia6971 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That bear joke though!!!

  • @anthonygrace323
    @anthonygrace323 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This set was genius! He did good. Hope he can keep it up.

  • @TokunboAdegbuyi
    @TokunboAdegbuyi 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The reaction on that Agent Orange joke ahahahaha

  • @CAMERATOILETSHOWDOWN
    @CAMERATOILETSHOWDOWN 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    that bear joke haha

  • @dikshasabharwal3754
    @dikshasabharwal3754 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome!!

  • @brockobama257
    @brockobama257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Agent Orange joke went over everyone’s head

  • @liliumjade
    @liliumjade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There were so many jokes that went over a lot of people's heads. lol

  • @dubkidznetwork390
    @dubkidznetwork390 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lolol Quality Content

  • @Prensinannisi
    @Prensinannisi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    he is absolutely fricking genius. how is he not viral ??

  • @xYukicore777
    @xYukicore777 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spare change? Change spare (tire)? :D
    That's genius and fucking hilarious XD

  • @SgidlaWaar
    @SgidlaWaar ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His Delivery 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @SensSword
    @SensSword 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This dude is brilliant. I love his mean jokes, especially when they involve averages.

  • @skydiamond3
    @skydiamond3 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow! So good!

  • @lovehatewait8
    @lovehatewait8 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    awesome!

  • @friednoodles1954
    @friednoodles1954 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    How am I just finding out about him? Had to sub to his channel gotta watch some stand up now.

  • @forzaviola9512
    @forzaviola9512 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He had me at "orange soda."

  • @Geno1324
    @Geno1324 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was very surprisingly clever and funny. Usually the Conan comics don't make me laugh. Great job if ur reading the comments man!

  • @zohebsuleman1678
    @zohebsuleman1678 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    u were even awesome way bk then 😂😂😂 big up homie