Sammy Obeid Stand-Up 09/18/13 | CONAN on TBS

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  • @AndieWalsh333
    @AndieWalsh333 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

    Of COURSE he was on Conan 10 years ago. Conan knows about everyone 10 years before anyone else.

    • @h1k0usen13
      @h1k0usen13 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      exactly the reason I was recommended this now.. creepy

  • @miklein01
    @miklein01 9 ปีที่แล้ว +846

    his "BEAR" joke was smart, and funny

    • @anniecort1759
      @anniecort1759 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marc Klein he stole that

    • @Giorgi.Japiashvili
      @Giorgi.Japiashvili 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@anniecort1759 source or didn't happen

    • @BullC6
      @BullC6 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      EXACTLY@@Giorgi.Japiashvili

  • @bubudread
    @bubudread 10 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    His political references are perfect.

    • @AslanW
      @AslanW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      666 likes
      Noice.

  • @ICantFindaNameSoYeah
    @ICantFindaNameSoYeah 10 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    "I lived there longer but he pays more rent"
    That was brilliant.

    • @steveepic2290
      @steveepic2290 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      ***** ..."and we look the same...."

    • @davidshenderov7029
      @davidshenderov7029 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ***** Of course it was. Given that until 1964 the word "Palestinian" was used for the Jews who lived under the British Mandate of Palestine and not the Lebanese and Jordanian Arabs as it is now, it sounds extra funny.

    • @x_boodi9460
      @x_boodi9460 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      David Shenderov Nope. Arabs living in that land where called Palestinians from at least 1000 years. Check Ibn Al-Taymmiyah's books as an example.

    • @PoeticSonic
      @PoeticSonic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      it was called philistine or palestine since before moses.....it is eveninthe bible old testement and the new....

    • @benignuman
      @benignuman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@x_boodi9460 the Jews have been there for over 3000 years

  • @blackcat3467
    @blackcat3467 8 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    I want him to do a TH-cam channel called "a gangsta history of... " that would be dope

    • @kristoffmcd6745
      @kristoffmcd6745 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i agree. might i recommend Thug Notes if you havent seen it all ready. they give "urban" summaries and analysis of literature. its pretty great

  • @joyyu7753
    @joyyu7753 9 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    conan supporting comedians is dope

  • @burkchub272
    @burkchub272 8 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    "spare change, change spare?!" Lmao

  • @FrankieMario
    @FrankieMario 9 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    it took that audience way too long to figure out that bear joke hahahaha

  • @_abdul
    @_abdul 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    10 Years Later This guy's still a freaking Legend. Massive Respect for him.

  • @HiLife4Ewa
    @HiLife4Ewa ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I've seen this guy live and he's even more hilarious and energetic and engaging! I'd def see him when he comes back around again. I'm glad he's getting more spotlight.

  • @boreduser12
    @boreduser12 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    The most effective use of 5 mins.
    Absolutely killed it.

  • @94PaulyD
    @94PaulyD 8 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    I wanted that history lesson to go on forever

  • @SheldonCooperJT
    @SheldonCooperJT 9 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    The Cold War has never been summarized so beautifully - "Nothing ever happens"

    • @KomamuraSajin
      @KomamuraSajin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Except for all those people that died in proxy wars involving the Western powers vs. the Communist powers. The only thing that did not happen was the U.S. and the Soviets never engaged in open war, but saying nothing happened is extremely ignorant. Funny joke though, and we got a lot of technological advancement as a result of both the arms race and space race, that found applications in civilian uses.

    • @rachitsah8305
      @rachitsah8305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KomamuraSajin don't forget the inflation. That was nice.

  • @willt.9654
    @willt.9654 8 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    That orange soda joke was so subtle

    • @imhellag
      @imhellag 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it just flew by...

    • @CarpeDiem-ko4kk
      @CarpeDiem-ko4kk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i didnt get what it was referring to unfortunately

    • @ellya748
      @ellya748 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      i think he might be referring to "Agent Orange", a toxic chemical herbicide. I'm not sure though, never learnt a lot about the vietnam war.

    • @CarpeDiem-ko4kk
      @CarpeDiem-ko4kk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thanks dood for the help

    • @imhellag
      @imhellag 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Carpe Diem the americans used "agent orange" on vietnam. it was horrible inhumane biological warfare

  • @trippleices1
    @trippleices1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    the bear joke was hilarious!

    • @tommyortiz6114
      @tommyortiz6114 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He did that joke better on the laugh factory

    • @iamsultana
      @iamsultana 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Su Real smart.

  • @Allaluca
    @Allaluca 8 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    This dude is funny and original.

  • @teddynguyen9333
    @teddynguyen9333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I'm Vietnamese and his bit was funny as hell. LOL. "splash orange soda" LOL.
    Fact: agent orange is a white powder, it doesn't even turn orange when mix with water. So basically, it's just soda water.

  • @Billie4Mozzarella
    @Billie4Mozzarella 11 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    This is the funniest one I've seen in my history of watching Conan's guest standups.

  • @garxgar
    @garxgar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "You give your Somalian homie a sandwich"
    That killed me cause im Somalian XD

    • @karolinalind5724
      @karolinalind5724 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can you explain that one to me I don't get it

    • @ChiccinTendies
      @ChiccinTendies 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Karolina Lind Food aid

  • @tommyortiz6114
    @tommyortiz6114 9 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Your like what! he's like what!Nothing ever happens 😂😂😂😂so true

    • @muffinman5741
      @muffinman5741 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but in the end the russian dude is like ok man I want no trouble

    • @Tyler-ww6jp
      @Tyler-ww6jp 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mutually assured destruction. Both know what the other is capable of.
      Shows how other wars are basically bullies and propaganda flexing

  • @gymnasticsgirltg
    @gymnasticsgirltg 10 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This guy was just at my school. He was amazing!

    • @Hylian1seven
      @Hylian1seven 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      did he teach you history?

  • @YayaIsSilly
    @YayaIsSilly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The ‘bear’ and ‘gansta history’ were on point

  • @somanoma6465
    @somanoma6465 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This material is of high quality. Really great and easy to relate to

    • @shawn.spencer
      @shawn.spencer 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Easy to relate"? So, which part did you relate to, exactly? Throwing your friend a surprise coming out party or the bears making their own country?

    • @somanoma6465
      @somanoma6465 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lina
      The Bears bit

  • @kevinflores8296
    @kevinflores8296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “ Spare Change?” “Change Spare?” Dead Dead!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @big_vladi
    @big_vladi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    dope. he's different

  • @Tletna
    @Tletna 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    That was a Baby-beid. The jokes weren't as funny/well-delivered but that face was clean and fresh, dang.

  • @kmanflo
    @kmanflo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    THIS is comedy. Well-done. Thanks for doing this, Conan.

  • @TheDeathopper
    @TheDeathopper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lmao the one dude laughing at the orange soda/agent orange joke.

  • @tasosgramozis813
    @tasosgramozis813 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a history nerd I loved his last joke, and the one with the bears

  • @srishefar902
    @srishefar902 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    He’s on Conan 10 years ago? Damn.

  • @sascharosenberg2196
    @sascharosenberg2196 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Wait... nobody got that orange soda joke?
    vietnam -> agent orange?

  • @Prensinannisi
    @Prensinannisi ปีที่แล้ว +2

    he is absolutely fricking genius. how is he not viral ??

  • @doueven
    @doueven 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    A Palestinian and Lebanese are basically like Uruguayan and Argentinian. They are just citizens of different countries that speak the same language (and accent) and are the same ethnic group
    Grandad was Palestinian born Leb

    • @gasolineandwine
      @gasolineandwine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm Argentinian, and that makes sense.

    • @TxRedneckRemovalActMx
      @TxRedneckRemovalActMx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They both think they are European?

    • @awadaawada6738
      @awadaawada6738 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      doueven no very different accents, lebanese is much more classy

    • @awadaawada6738
      @awadaawada6738 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrés Francia so are Palestinian and lebanese

    • @ashadel6902
      @ashadel6902 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ronald Reagan
      Haha classy !! Yeah right

  • @fruitypeebils
    @fruitypeebils 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i like how only a few people in the audience got the "orange soda" joke

    • @Salam99-1
      @Salam99-1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In inclined to agree. Though it's really sad, too

  • @Billie4Mozzarella
    @Billie4Mozzarella 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I haven't laughed this hard at a comic on Conan in AGES. THIS GUY WINS, HANDS DOWN.

  • @awesomeworstgamer
    @awesomeworstgamer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Woww!! Absolutely genius! Loved every second of it... I will look for some more of his stand-ups... he killed this one! Bravo Sammy!

  • @janelleadair
    @janelleadair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Loved everything about this. Best 5 minutes I’ve spent all day!

  • @mrawesome2742
    @mrawesome2742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sammy helped me with college homework. Guys super smart w a degree in math from Berkeley

  • @alfonsonation
    @alfonsonation 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    If Trump wins, I'm moving to Abearica.

    • @lipsohlips97
      @lipsohlips97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Have you moved yet?! 😂

  • @lurx2024
    @lurx2024 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This guy is funny and smart (and he has some math skills as well)

  • @MiotaLee
    @MiotaLee 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love the bear jokes. I never thought I'd say that.

  • @giri.goyo_yt
    @giri.goyo_yt 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The commercials at the beginning of Coco's vids are so wonderful. In fact, I could almost be satisfied with just watching one and calling it a day - which is in fact how long it almost takes to buffer on an iPad!

  • @MsKaylachristine
    @MsKaylachristine 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    i think i have a crush on this guy now

  • @DomDollx
    @DomDollx 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    10yrs ago?? This is good.

  • @kebr0903
    @kebr0903 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This dude is great, such a natural feel to his comdey.

  • @Metalandspoke
    @Metalandspoke 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The agent orange (orange soda) reference was so subtle and genius.

  • @meldeebueno
    @meldeebueno 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This guy has to be the best one I have ever watched from conan.

  • @Kingofkings112323
    @Kingofkings112323 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Kinda awkward doing standup with out a mic on hand. Having mic on your hand and not on your shirt is tradition

  • @NikkiP421
    @NikkiP421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And the whole party's like dayyyyumn!

  • @KKinTheZone
    @KKinTheZone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wow, nice set! That spare change / change spare joke was genius!

  • @drappke
    @drappke 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I didn't just grin or chuckle, I genuinely laughed out loud. Great stuff.

  • @Geno1324
    @Geno1324 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was very surprisingly clever and funny. Usually the Conan comics don't make me laugh. Great job if ur reading the comments man!

  • @mattandrews03
    @mattandrews03 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I watch a lot more stand up comedy than any man should. That guy has his act down like a professional. He's got the content of a young professional comedian. and he sets up jokes so that they aren't offensive, so they give you an excuse to laugh at observations made towards certain groups of people - who by all means need to laugh at their own culture. Perfect.

  • @TheGiantBunnysaid
    @TheGiantBunnysaid 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Haha! This dude rocks. The bear and inner city jokes were awesome.

  • @DonRade
    @DonRade 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't usually check out links that other post but this time I'm so glad I did! What a great hilarious special and glad I found another great comedian!

  • @joelsegovia6971
    @joelsegovia6971 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That bear joke though!!!

  • @andreachung396
    @andreachung396 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    O shiet that panda bear joke got me 😅

  • @harshadpatil7494
    @harshadpatil7494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This guy is talented. Hope his creativity keeps flourishing :)

  • @thankgoditsfrida
    @thankgoditsfrida 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow, that was hilarious and so sharp. And the fact that Conan went out to greet him :)

  • @brockobama257
    @brockobama257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Agent Orange joke went over everyone’s head

  • @coldplayer001
    @coldplayer001 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good material ! great Job

  • @Daviusheart
    @Daviusheart 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Great. And loved that history lesson. :)

  • @xYukicore777
    @xYukicore777 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spare change? Change spare (tire)? :D
    That's genius and fucking hilarious XD

  • @SensSword
    @SensSword 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This dude is brilliant. I love his mean jokes, especially when they involve averages.

  • @anthonygrace323
    @anthonygrace323 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This set was genius! He did good. Hope he can keep it up.

  • @AkshaySinghJamwal
    @AkshaySinghJamwal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Haha that change spare joke killed me

  • @BlueGlow26
    @BlueGlow26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great set!

  • @Oldschoolrap91
    @Oldschoolrap91 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    totally love that guy...definitely one of the best stand ups I've seen in the last months

  • @DaKona19
    @DaKona19 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg so hilarious! Especially dat bear joke

  • @NikkiP421
    @NikkiP421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nothing short of BRILLIANT!!! 👏👏👏

  • @hemmojito
    @hemmojito 11 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    cold war joke killed

  • @Metalandspoke
    @Metalandspoke 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's such a subtle reference. It's perfect.

  • @ButBlackDynamite
    @ButBlackDynamite 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The polar bear joke is from another set but this guy is funny.

  • @NathanRichan
    @NathanRichan 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol, "She splashes the orange soda back in your face."

  • @muhammadomer4674
    @muhammadomer4674 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Its sad he didnt become famous

  • @user-563o45
    @user-563o45 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha this was great!

  • @EljadedCynic
    @EljadedCynic 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Sammy, the algorithms have brought me here and even though you’ve been around a while I’m glad to finally hear your comedy.

  • @MrAwesomeIndieniable
    @MrAwesomeIndieniable 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best Conan stand up yet.

  • @liliumjade
    @liliumjade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There were so many jokes that went over a lot of people's heads. lol

  • @TokunboAdegbuyi
    @TokunboAdegbuyi 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The reaction on that Agent Orange joke ahahahaha

  • @Vytautas4Xfiles
    @Vytautas4Xfiles 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was a really good one! Conan liked it as well.

  • @Eric-yp7ho
    @Eric-yp7ho 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Genius bear joke

  • @SgidlaWaar
    @SgidlaWaar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His Delivery 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @abelthesaint
    @abelthesaint 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great set bro.

  • @bsnxenogear
    @bsnxenogear 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shouldve finished with the bear joke that shit's hilarious.

  • @rebecca11391
    @rebecca11391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She throws orange soda in your face lol

  • @MylotheZooLovingScientist
    @MylotheZooLovingScientist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy was a guest performer at our college orientation back in 2016. I thought he was fine, but he was legit saying while performing how bad things were going. It was off-putting because I couldn't tell if he was just being funny or being serious, but after like the third or fourth time he mentioned it, I realized he was kind of bombing. At the end of his show, he outright said it was one of the worst crowds he'd seen, and I felt kind of bad for him because - again - he seemed alright to me. I took a picture with him and bought his album, and I just found it while cleaning my room and it brought back memories, so I thought I'd look him up.

  • @PeteStegemeyer
    @PeteStegemeyer 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy is INCREDIBLE.

  • @Oyashio202
    @Oyashio202 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great stuff, great stuff.

  • @iloveYOUxYO
    @iloveYOUxYO 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOVED THIS

  • @rosinesaade7421
    @rosinesaade7421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His jokes are a bit too clever for that dull audience 😅 hilarious loved the material

  • @stefanemanuel5606
    @stefanemanuel5606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i loved this !!

  • @YCal-s9w
    @YCal-s9w 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    omg that last bit was amazing

  • @Nickohlessa
    @Nickohlessa 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was awesome. Smart , funny and well written.

  • @kalisederoche
    @kalisederoche 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this man used every single word wisely 😂

  • @dylanjones6068
    @dylanjones6068 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome stuff.

  • @chandru4584
    @chandru4584 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So Conan is 6'4'' and Sammy is almost meeting him at eye line. Damn!!!

  • @OfficialPolkaDot
    @OfficialPolkaDot 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    best stand up in all of conan!

  • @XeroFailGames
    @XeroFailGames 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the bear joke holyshit that was awesome

  • @DhaneshMahtani
    @DhaneshMahtani 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great set! Very original!