@@Miss1Ginger I'm going to give a donation to my local NPR station just to thank MLK for standing up to Pompous Pompeo. She was magnificent! Shout out to Mike Pompeo for starting what will probably be the most successful fund drive in NPR's history!
She not only stood up for herself, but she made him regret trying to call her out. Pompeo should have taken a lesson from Trump: Never try to intimidate someone face-to-face, because they can answer back immediately. Best to insult someone and then hide like a Twitter coward, lest you be shamed by your own opponent.
U.S. presidents (Obama and Bush) used to defend reporters, even the critical ones. Trump is a dangerous breed of authoritarian, it’s time for America to spit out his bones and get back to our customary semi-competence.
"That Lady went to Cambridge and Harvard and has a Master's degree in European Studies. Not only is she qualified for her job, she's more qualified than you are for your job." You're Burnt!!!!
Saje Williams I read a very funny profile about Trump that was written before he ran for president. (I believe it was originally in Playboy.) Anyway, the reporter said he was shocked at how crude, uninformed, and stupid Trump is. They were at Mar-a-Lago and Trump flipped out at a contractor and attacked a sprinkler with a golf club like a complete psycho. He demolished the sprinkler until there was a geyser of water. He then said to the stunned reporter “I guess this is going in the article.” He said “yep, uh-huh.” Like you said, that’s how it works.
Aww, Colbert sounded a little emotional at the beginning from his audiences' cheering. Mary Louise Kelly is awesome. She held her ground against the 8 year old with the temper tantrum that is our Secretary of State. Where can I get that tote bag?
Andrew Grandma if the party nominates anyone other than Bernie they’re dooming themselves. But I bet they’d rather have Trump over Bernie since is more a threat to their corruption than even Trump!
Jewels Star I was wondering also, most likely an off camera joke with the studio live audience. A special nod to them and we are left...🤷🏼♂️ Who knows really?
You mean like Shifty Schiff did during the whole process in the House of Representatives? Not ONE republican was allowed to call witnesses; only democrats. Explain how that is justice. If you were on trial, would you want your side to be unable to call witnesses or ask them questions? That's what happened all through the House side of the impeachment process.
Michael Ritchey - The proceedings in the House were NOT a "trial", but consideration of articles of impeachment, so your analogy is BS. Your trump-bully characterization of Rep Schiff is also BS. I'd have to think if very likely that all you say is petty political BS. Of course you'd assert that wee-donnie is innocent as the driven snow.
@@ritcheymt You clearly do not understand the process. The House decides if there is enough evidence (most of which was blocked by Trump telling his minions to ignore legal subpoenas) Trump was invited to attend - did not. Now the articles of impeachment have been given to the Senate for the trial.- THIS IS THE TRIAL - and now your side can call any and all witnesses to ask questions, but they have REFUSED - So call your Senator and tell him you would like to hear these witnesses ...so we can get the TRUTH and thereby achieve justice.
What we we do without you Stephen,you are a much needed moment of hilarity and sanity in these often depressing and insane times. XOXO thank you Stephen!
@Mistare Anonymouse If we're going to use the Ten Commandments instead of US code, all bets are off and tRump is going to prison and then straight to HELL.
Also it’s funny they’re arguing it’s not impeachable when the House already impeached him. Like trying to argue with a judge that a guy stabbing someone to death isn’t a murder after the jury already found him guilty.
@@chipoodle Oh? Where are you posting from? Please say Canada; I'd be pleased to borrow President Trudeau for a week, just to show Trump how the job is done. Of course, there were many good Presidents from our own history, but since Trump obviously flunked history (and hates reading anyway), he won't have learned from their deeds, either!
Yes Democrats fail, lie and got embarrassed in front of the whole world for LYING. Bravo, bravo! BTW people who promote fake news aren't journalists, they are liars too.
I would love it if Colbert started selling tote bags with "Mike Pompeo is a Douche" with all the profit going to NPR. Someone with the show needs to do this!!!!
Yes, they think if they yell loudly enough, threaten and intimidate, the woman will back down, even though she is right. Mike Pompous Ass even presumed MLK would be as ignorant as he is.
Here we go again another huge nothing burger from left wing propaganda goblin Stephen Colbert. Pathetic ! Are you really that stupid that you get your political news from late shows classified as comedy entertainment. Are is it that you are suffering from TDS and will try to find any reason are way to stop the suffer and the pain you have been feeling since 2016. Bolton book Dems last hail mary. How many times have you heard CNN say breaking news. And 99% of the time it's a nothing burger, every f**king day since 2016. I'll believe it when i see it ! Until then just shut up already it's beyond pathetic ! CNN is a regular guest on the late show so yes you do get your political news from late shows classified as comedy entertainment.
@@bubbles3161 apparently something s triggering you . all that rhetoric that you spewed. Is Steven Colbert bursting your bubbles? Come on , why would trump suppress every thing? Why? If he's inocent? Why would he worry?
@@bubbles3161 100% insult, 0% anything relevant or any kind of debunking of what it's presented. And yes, Bolton saying he saw Trump doing exactly what he is being accused of it's a pretty storng evidence.
Witnesses? That's _preposterous!_ Whoever heard of _witnesses_ at a _trial?_ Next, you're going to tell me that _evidence_ counts for something at a trial.
You're assuming this is a trial, if this were a trial we wouldn't have Senators as jurors. You could maybe say that some aspects are like a trial, but it clearly isn't.
"Okay he was impeached but he won't be removed from office." "Okay he may have been removed from office but he'll just refuse to leave the premises, shouting 'No! You can't make me! OH YEAH I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?'"
@@KMcKee-qn6bo Chode is a slightly derogatory term for either the penis or the perineum, depending on usage. It's an old term, been used since the 1600's. I first heard it on the playground in school some 30 years ago.
Orion Cooper Thank you very much. I’m adding that to my regular usage list. Damn !!!! I am actually considered a word-smith and I didn’t have that one...... how embarrassing. You are a fine man and you have made my day. BTW...? Is that an oxymoron, or are there actually ‘smart chodes’ ???
They even turned McCain into a secret Democrat after he died! McCain! But we see it over and over again, you fall out of line in the GOP, and Trump's base turns on you like piranhas.
@Eileen Farrar I wish you folks would quit labeling people!! Why can't people just be people who hate these Criminals actions, because common sense tells them they ARE criminals????? That's what's wrong with America, everybody HAS to be in some group!! Get Over it!! I don't follow...…….
“People will hear about this.” In another context, it’s like he realized how bad he messed up, thinking he could embarass Kelly with an unmarked map. Yes, Sir, we all heard how ridiculous you are. Such a big man, yelling at a woman and trying to intimidate her.
MrSlanderer He must weigh three times as much as she does. He wrongly presumed she knows nothing, so he had to resort to threats - maybe he could sharpen up his bone saws in front of her.
e . f . you're right . being louder doesn't make you righter . but maybe fix you're cap button or get outside in nature regularly if possible . you're not alone .we will get through this . kcco . God is still on the throne . because we don't do things His way is why we have so many problems . still He will have the last word .
Eileen Farrar I agree with you, but it’s unpleasant to read posts in all caps, especially since trolls tend to type that way. Probably a lot of people ignore comments typed that way. I know you’re mad as hell, but it won’t do any good to blow a gasket. Yes, they’ve always gotten away with intimidation, but that just means more props to Mary Louise Kelly, Marie Yovanovitch, and others with courage to stand up to bullies. Try meditation, pets and nature (as the other one suggested).
@@Cathyblj I bet she accidentally hit her caps lock instead of the shift bar. I've done that. Or else she was *really* mad...either way, I'll give her a pass. This President and his crew of Pennywises are enough to make anyone scream.
Jon Batiste was at The Grammys last Sunday so they gave him the extra day to fly back to New York yesterday (last if you are ahead in day time as I write this) Monday.
I can’t wait to Trumps says “ John Bolton I don’t know him, never met him, I don’t know the guy. I heard very bag things about him but I don’t know him that well.”
Trump: "Why didn't Bolton say something about this before he was publicly fired?" Me: Why didn't you, Trump, "investigate" the Biden's before 2019 if you thought they were involved with corruption? Instead you, Trump, saw Joe Biden as a threat to your reelection that prompted the fake "investigation" With Ukraine.
"Bolton is a liberal hack who is just saying things to sell a book!" - fox news "We are honored that t'rump has picked Bolton as the next National Security Adviser and thank him for his 11 years of employment on our network." - also fox news 🤔😄😆🤣
they would describe a crack head on chump cabinet as "lively , alert and a delight" if he was on chump good grace ... then calls them a crack head after the break up with chump.
@K H Well kind of a Republican hack more precisely he is a neocon hack like Romney for example. Bolton would have much preferred Hllary to win in 2016.
"Get the map boys. I'm gonna make her look like an idiot!" -Proceeds to look like an idiot as he tries to manipulate perceptions. Unfortunately Fox News ran his version of the story.
No need. You can't evoke "executive privilege" to hide a crime. U.S. v. Nixon. The Court gave deference to presidential communications in areas of military and diplomatic affairs, but specifically not in areas of due process and the fair administration of justice.
"People are going to hear about this": Does that mean "she's going to go through some bad things"? Can someone who's more familiar with mob talk help me out here?
To me, it sounds like a threat. "People" might be the higher ups in the news industry and "hear about this" means he will forced them not to hire her if she stops working for NPR.
@@Oyamada13 Pompeo also later released a tweet implying she couldn't tell the difference between Bangladesh and Ukraine on a map (which is absurd to anyone familiar with her educational and work history). So, yeah, he is threatening to do anything he can think if to ruin her career. Because she asked him a valid question. "No actions are too petty nor to cruel for us to enact against anyone who slights us." - The Trump Administration
@@alij7047 ~ DT followed up by praising Pompeo's abominable behavior, because ... of course. Can we please have our old universe back, this one is very, very broken. I'd like to get back to presidents able to at least fake being decent, and for respectful behavior being the norm, not a quaint aberration.
I have only donated to NPR by my work's weird donation program where I get paid a grand that can only go towards donations. But I'd spend my own money on a Mike Pomeo is a Douche tote bag.
Wouldnt you love to smack any of them around? That's the real problem here, none of these guys have been punched in the face for a long time, and they think they're untouchable.
Lev Parnas seems incredibly bright when compared to people who were Presidentially appointed to assist Trump in running the country. Certainly brighter than his White House contact and Trump's personal lawyer, Rudy Giulliani.
“(Too bad) nothing means anything anymore.” -Michael Che Edit: I’m going to admit that I went looking for that NPR bag. Colbert, I’m calling you out! Make the bag! I dunno if I can take this disappointment on top of all the others!
Yes. Did you see her?!Terrifying. She could throw 3 600 ib wrestlers out of the ring....LOL- not really folks. She's a very attractive girly girl. Im sure the combination of her femininity and her intelligence is what threw him over the edge. Next time tell him to find the USA on his damn map..
*slightly educated. The fact that someone in such a senior government position would even think of that as a worthy test to catch someone out is staggering. It's like a child asking you if you can count to 100 like it's some sort of great achievement to them. He probably couldn't locate it on a map before it became a big topic. Crazy
Steven, you always bring a smile on my face so early in the morning with these videos, even though I'm always angry when you go to your endless holidays.
And by "People will hear about this" he means trump. He ran and tattled to his daddy figure about the mean, soft spoken reporter. Did you hear how she respectfully _attacked_ him with a preapproved question and didn't press the issue once he started throwing a tantrum? How terrible.
Late Show: you HAVE to make and sell the Pompeo Is A Douche bags! I'd buy one. Maybe more! I bought 3 of John Oliver's "Make Donald Drumpf Again" hats.
@@SomeRandomJackAss You can order it on Amazon. Unfortunately, the Mike Pompeo is a Douche bag isn't available yet. But I suppose if he does make a failed Senate run in Kansas Kris Koboch will rip off the idea.
Mr Colbert, this is a petition. Please do not leave us in the middle of this time when Trump is President. We need your monologue or maybe being John along the ride too.
@Jan Jansen, if Trump just stabbed EVERY Republican Senator's family member for the fuck of it, the Senators would want to know what their family members did to make Trump stab them.
@Jan Jansen , they might do the right thing if they are left with no other choice. I wouldn't get my hopes up, either, but the momentum is looking better.
Jon Z it’s looking better but I refuse to be Charlie Brown faked out by Lucy with the football. Mitch is up to no good. He too quickly announced they didn’t have the votes. So he has 2 days to break those senators down. Trump will probably invite them to the WH Thursday and Fox News and all of the media minions will be attacking them. By Friday, they’ll fall in line. The dems need a Hail Mary in the next two days to bust this thing wide open.
Trumps lawyers are defending him just like the person he is, that is why he chose those lawyers. The lawyers who defended trump favorites such as, Jeffery Epstein and OJ Simpson, all as innocent as trump is.
Lou Dobbs says Bolton has the same literary agent as Comey, somehow proving that Bolton is in the anti-Trump camp. M Night twist - said agent also represents _Lou Dobbs_
"So Mr. Pompeo, tell me about being a corrupt lackey for Trump" "Well, can you find Ukraine on a map?!" "Yes I can, but it wouldn't change anything about the facts if I couldn't" ...To Mr. Pompeo: *Facepalm!*
What the hell is wrong with Mike Pompeo? It's so easy for me to forget that the government is supposed to represent the people. It currently represents the American Oligarch class. Burn it all down and rebuild with love, equity, and limits on $$$.
I was thinking that was the piece of media that familiarized (or maybe re-familliarized) America with the phrase, and that because of that it was picked up by the current media cycle.
I have come here not to praise Caeser but to bury Caeser... Too bad the senators surrounding Orange Julius Trump are too stupid to realize he will be stabbing them in the back.
Dear Colbert:
Please make that tote bag available for sale with its proceeds being donated to NPR! You can put me down for three bags.
Me too!!! Money for worthwhile causes always a good thing! Pissing off the bad man..."BONUS!"
Pompao would sue.
@@defectiveclone8450 These guys sure know how to humiliate themselves. It would be worth it to have Pompeo sue and get to watch the show.
I'm still laughing, that was damn funny.
I want one!!
Treating a reporter like that, when they didn’t actually do anything wrong, is disgusting. I’m glad Mary stood up for herself during and after!
#NPR_Rocks
@@Miss1Ginger I'm going to give a donation to my local NPR station just to thank MLK for standing up to Pompous Pompeo. She was magnificent! Shout out to Mike Pompeo for starting what will probably be the most successful fund drive in NPR's history!
She not only stood up for herself, but she made him regret trying to call her out. Pompeo should have taken a lesson from Trump: Never try to intimidate someone face-to-face, because they can answer back immediately. Best to insult someone and then hide like a Twitter coward, lest you be shamed by your own opponent.
@@Rabbitsarewonderful Me too! Thanks for the inspiration!
U.S. presidents (Obama and Bush) used to defend reporters, even the critical ones. Trump is a dangerous breed of authoritarian, it’s time for America to spit out his bones and get back to our customary semi-competence.
Stephen, your a national treasure. Seriously, F this administration and everyone in it.
Ms. Kelly has a degree in European History. She's more qualified to be Secretary of State than Pompeo.
Kyle Makes sense. We are ALL more qualified to be president than Trump.
Additionally she is a great journalist.
@@zeusmasterson4117 I'd like to see how you edit maps with Sharpies before confirming that, lol
Thrasymachus Monk POINT !!!!!
@Thrasymachus Monk well, some probably still are. 😜
Please consider donating to NPR in Mr. Pompeo's name.
Like, now.
NPR.org
Doing it now!!
"That Lady went to Cambridge and Harvard and has a Master's degree in European Studies.
Not only is she qualified for her job, she's more qualified than you are for your job."
You're Burnt!!!!
probably the richest comment ever made about a trump toadie!
@@oldrrocr haha
Lol so you plagiarized a quote from a sellout comedian and your greatest moment is somebody liking it.
“People will hear about this.” Yes, that’s what interviews are for.
Saje Williams I read a very funny profile about Trump that was written before he ran for president. (I believe it was originally in Playboy.) Anyway, the reporter said he was shocked at how crude, uninformed, and stupid Trump is. They were at Mar-a-Lago and Trump flipped out at a contractor and attacked a sprinkler with a golf club like a complete psycho. He demolished the sprinkler until there was a geyser of water. He then said to the stunned reporter “I guess this is going in the article.” He said “yep, uh-huh.” Like you said, that’s how it works.
It's a very odd threat - "people will know that you can identify the largest country in Europe!"
@@PsychoSavager289 It shows how rattled he was.
😂😂😂😂😂 exactly
Why would Pompeo say people will hear about this? As though it will make him look good and her look bad? Trump already has big problems with women.
I'd love to see The Late Show sell "Mike Pompeo is a Douche" bags and donate the proceeds to NPR!!!
I am willing to make a purchase. I will GLADLY make a donation to NPR!!!
I'll take one...
And NPR could use the bags as a premium for donations.
I'll also take a dozen.
Ken Tuttle
We’re going shopping; remember to bring the douche bags.
He literally tried to say “she lied to me! She wasn’t supposed to tell anybody that I yelled at her after the interview” 🤦🏻♀️
please release your recording of it.
oldrrocr @9:51 or, you could’ve watched the video instead of trolling the comment section
Aww, Colbert sounded a little emotional at the beginning from his audiences' cheering.
Mary Louise Kelly is awesome. She held her ground against the 8 year old with the temper tantrum that is our Secretary of State. Where can I get that tote bag?
I can almost hear Pompeo's double chin trembling in anger. He is like a meat puppet angrily arguing he's a real man.
He's disgusting, when he talks with that silent, cowardly voice when he's threatened..... 🤮
This... this is good. Also:
Windmills give you cancer.
Sharpie's give you hurricanes.
Pompeeo flipping out and trying to change the subject pretty much is an admission of guilt.
Or a peat muppet :-)
(Sorry, couldn't resist!)
I lost it at meat puppet. Thank you I needed that.
I love when bullies are outwitted. And you Mr. Pompeo, were outwitted nationally. Congrats
This administration is easily the craziest one I’ve ever seen. I don’t think we’ve ever had actual government officials act like this before!
Shows how inept and corrupt the democrats are. They won't expose war crimes or anything substantial
Andrew Grandma if the party nominates anyone other than Bernie they’re dooming themselves. But I bet they’d rather have Trump over Bernie since is more a threat to their corruption than even Trump!
Jewels Star I was wondering also, most likely an off camera joke with the studio live audience. A special nod to them and we are left...🤷🏼♂️ Who knows really?
How many of us, in living memory, have seen a functional U.S. government? Disfunction is our normal, but batshit crazy sure isn’t.
The Foxfires there used to be duels and brawling in Congress-but certainly not in my lifetime.
Pompeo must have thought he was speaking to Fox News instead of NPR when expecting Kelly to not find Ukraine on a map
Most innocent people don't try to block witnesses from testifying.
You mean like Shifty Schiff did during the whole process in the House of Representatives? Not ONE republican was allowed to call witnesses; only democrats. Explain how that is justice. If you were on trial, would you want your side to be unable to call witnesses or ask them questions? That's what happened all through the House side of the impeachment process.
Only when it works to their advantage.
Michael Ritchey - The proceedings in the House were NOT a "trial", but consideration of articles of impeachment, so your analogy is BS. Your trump-bully characterization of Rep Schiff is also BS. I'd have to think if very likely that all you say is petty political BS. Of course you'd assert that wee-donnie is innocent as the driven snow.
@@ritcheymt You clearly do not understand the process. The House decides if there is enough evidence (most of which was blocked by Trump telling his minions to ignore legal subpoenas) Trump was invited to attend - did not. Now the articles of impeachment have been given to the Senate for the trial.- THIS IS THE TRIAL - and now your side can call any and all witnesses to ask questions, but they have REFUSED - So call your Senator and tell him you would like to hear these witnesses ...so we can get the TRUTH and thereby achieve justice.
Eugene Ax exactly. Trump and his ilk clearly have something to hide. Just like those tax returns. Hiding, hiding, hiding.
What we we do without you Stephen,you are a much needed moment of hilarity and sanity in these often depressing and insane times. XOXO thank you Stephen!
He's pretty much just parroting mainstream talking points, although in a more funny manner. I liked Stewart better than what this is
Pompeee-ooooo, reporter come and he wanna go home.
inkooh8 yeah!
I started singing the song after this
@@TheCatWhoAteTheCanary me too. It's 1230 am. Not good LOL
Pompeee-ooooo
NPR and we extort U-kraine.
Come mister Orange man tallis me witholded funds
Sell the tote bags and donate the proceeds to NPR!
Great idea.
I'd buy one!
I never donated before but I'm definetely going to give now.
I'd buy one of those too
Jesse Ellis
I hate to ask but what does NPR. Stand for?
Finally, a journalist with balls. I've been missing them for years
And her balls are so big she wears them on her chest!
Called iron ovaries
She has guts.
Pompous Ass has balls, because he has the nerve to be such a prick.
Thank you Colbert for keeping us sane during these Very Insane times.
Witness' should be allowed or else you'd look guilty AF!!!
Trumps defense: “Even if the crime is true, it is not impeachable” WTF hahahahaha these freaking crooks
It seems none of them learned from Nixon. Not surprising though.
Eileen Farrar That’s why they have Miller on staff, he’s been stealing souls to implant in Trump. The problem is, Trump keeps eating them.
Remember "the truth is not the truth" and "crime is not a crime"
Therefore your comment is moot
🤣
@Mistare Anonymouse
If we're going to use the Ten Commandments instead of US code, all bets are off and tRump is going to prison and then straight to HELL.
Also it’s funny they’re arguing it’s not impeachable when the House already impeached him. Like trying to argue with a judge that a guy stabbing someone to death isn’t a murder after the jury already found him guilty.
Pompeo: "People will hear about this"
Kelly: "Yes that's how radios work"
Hear
I Heard That !!
Husk hear hear .. lmao
Here ye, here ye!
Husk i hered about it.
If I was helping NPR, I would definitely buy that bag.
"People will hear about this" sounds like a threat against a journalist coming from his office.
This is America in 2020.
Sounds like a President in a South American or African Banana republic.
@@AndersJackson Yet, he's your president. Even ours has more dignity and intelligence.
@@chipoodle Oh? Where are you posting from? Please say Canada; I'd be pleased to borrow President Trudeau for a week, just to show Trump how the job is done. Of course, there were many good Presidents from our own history, but since Trump obviously flunked history (and hates reading anyway), he won't have learned from their deeds, either!
@@chipoodle no, he isn't my president, because we don't have any president where I live. :-)
Yes Democrats fail, lie and got embarrassed in front of the whole world for LYING. Bravo, bravo! BTW people who promote fake news aren't journalists, they are liars too.
I would love it if Colbert started selling tote bags with "Mike Pompeo is a Douche" with all the profit going to NPR. Someone with the show needs to do this!!!!
@Jpkrao should be legally acceptable, he is a public figure so he isn't protected from slander
Ever notice this admin has already problem bullying women
thats what happens when you elect a pissant crybaby bully
Yes, they think if they yell loudly enough, threaten and intimidate, the woman will back down, even though she is right. Mike Pompous Ass even presumed MLK would be as ignorant as he is.
Well then you need to read up on harassing a midget in the trump administration.
Whittier a diferent with John McCain😒
They learn from the best.
Strong, intelligent, educated women throw these folks off their game. Too bad, too sad.
Chuck Perego yup. Worst Secretary of State ever. The whole Trump administration is absolute trash. Garbage.
Here we go again another huge nothing burger from left wing propaganda goblin Stephen Colbert. Pathetic ! Are you really that stupid that you get your political news from late shows classified as comedy entertainment. Are is it that you are suffering from TDS and will try to find any reason are way to stop the suffer and the pain you have been feeling since 2016. Bolton book Dems last hail mary. How many times have you heard CNN say breaking news. And 99% of the time it's a nothing burger, every f**king day since 2016. I'll believe it when i see it ! Until then just shut up already it's beyond pathetic ! CNN is a regular guest on the late show so yes you do get your political news from late shows classified as comedy entertainment.
@@bubbles3161 apparently something s triggering you . all that rhetoric that you spewed. Is Steven Colbert bursting your bubbles? Come on , why would trump suppress every thing? Why? If he's inocent? Why would he worry?
@@bubbles3161 hell Colbert tell more truth than your criminal in chief
@@bubbles3161 100% insult, 0% anything relevant or any kind of debunking of what it's presented. And yes, Bolton saying he saw Trump doing exactly what he is being accused of it's a pretty storng evidence.
Kelly has a master's degree in Eastern European relations. Of course she's able to find Ukraine on a map.
Witnesses? That's _preposterous!_ Whoever heard of _witnesses_ at a _trial?_ Next, you're going to tell me that _evidence_ counts for something at a trial.
You're assuming this is a trial, if this were a trial we wouldn't have Senators as jurors. You could maybe say that some aspects are like a trial, but it clearly isn't.
"Did nothing wrong"
"Did something wrong but it's not a crime"
"Ok it's a crime but not impeachable"
What next? This is getting insane.
Next: Republicans "It's impeachable, but so what.... we're not gonna do it, and you can't make us" ...We passed insane along time ago.
Getting insane!🤪 Dude the tRump train went off the rails at day one. What friggen rock have you been living under?😳
Nova hahaha it’s getting crazy
"Okay he was impeached but he won't be removed from office."
"Okay he may have been removed from office but he'll just refuse to leave the premises, shouting 'No! You can't make me! OH YEAH I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?'"
That’s how they argue all of the insane, corrupt sh*t the Pretendisent has done!
NPR’s Mary L Kelly is a “smart cookie!”
And Mike Pompeo is a "Stupid chode."
Mark Pemberton Okay.... I’m stumped...... What’s a chode ? Am I missing something or is it just that I’m a boomer?
@@KMcKee-qn6bo Chode is a slightly derogatory term for either the penis or the perineum, depending on usage. It's an old term, been used since the 1600's. I first heard it on the playground in school some 30 years ago.
Orion Cooper Thank you very much. I’m adding that to my regular usage list. Damn !!!! I am actually considered a word-smith and I didn’t have that one...... how embarrassing. You are a fine man and you have made my day. BTW...? Is that an oxymoron, or are there actually ‘smart chodes’ ???
I love how any person, station or outlet that doesn't agree with trump and his staff is automatically a democratic lie machine. 🙄
If it isn't glowing praise, it's fake news... 🙄
They even turned McCain into a secret Democrat after he died! McCain! But we see it over and over again, you fall out of line in the GOP, and Trump's base turns on you like piranhas.
_this is the way_
interesting to see the same people against big government seem to be wanting state-run news
@Eileen Farrar I wish you folks would quit labeling people!! Why can't people just be people who hate these Criminals actions, because common sense tells them they ARE criminals????? That's what's wrong with America, everybody HAS to be in some group!! Get Over it!! I don't follow...…….
“People will hear about this.” In another context, it’s like he realized how bad he messed up, thinking he could embarass Kelly with an unmarked map. Yes, Sir, we all heard how ridiculous you are.
Such a big man, yelling at a woman and trying to intimidate her.
MrSlanderer
He must weigh three times as much as she does. He wrongly presumed she knows nothing, so he had to resort to threats - maybe he could sharpen up his bone saws in front of her.
e . f . you're right . being louder doesn't make you righter . but maybe fix you're cap button or get outside in nature regularly if possible . you're not alone .we will get through this . kcco . God is still on the throne . because we don't do things His way is why we have so many problems . still He will have the last word .
Eileen Farrar
I agree with you, but it’s unpleasant to read posts in all caps, especially since trolls tend to type that way. Probably a lot of people ignore comments typed that way. I know you’re mad as hell, but it won’t do any good to blow a gasket. Yes, they’ve always gotten away with intimidation, but that just means more props to Mary Louise Kelly, Marie Yovanovitch, and others with courage to stand up to bullies. Try meditation, pets and nature (as the other one suggested).
@@Cathyblj I bet she accidentally hit her caps lock instead of the shift bar. I've done that. Or else she was *really* mad...either way, I'll give her a pass. This President and his crew of Pennywises are enough to make anyone scream.
Shameful exchange! Mary L.K. Is a well-respected journalist who deserves to be treated as such in any interview.
You know its bad when Mitt Romney is hitting the hard stuff.
Colbert!
Where were you yesterday??? We missed you on TH-cam!!!!!!!!!
BroAnarchy IKR!! I so missed him.
It was a rerun
Just guessing, maybe at the Grammy's or the band was?
Jon Batiste was at The Grammys last Sunday so they gave him the extra day to fly back to New York yesterday (last if you are ahead in day time as I write this) Monday.
I would seriously buy a "Mike Pomepeo is a Douche" bag.
it's not classy, but it's true!
Perfect for carrying oranges and impeaches! Donate now and get a fully unmarked world map...
Great NPR fundraiser!
First there was Lev Parnas and then John Bolton. I can't wait to see who will be the next cast member to spill the beans on "The Impeachment"!
Which will lead to nothing in the end so
Or Impreachmint, as Don would call it
👍
How funny would it be if one of his kids turn out to be a whistleblower?
Cant remember his name but the dude who shot his wife in Boogie Nights and murders his wife in Fargo.
He kills it in those movies.
I can’t wait to Trumps says “ John Bolton I don’t know him, never met him, I don’t know the guy. I heard very bag things about him but I don’t know him that well.”
Abanka who? Never met her.
Lol !
Yeah, i can totally see that happening with him saying that
.... So sad, so predictable 🙄
Trump: "Why didn't Bolton say something about this before he was publicly fired?"
Me: Why didn't you, Trump, "investigate" the Biden's before 2019 if you thought they were involved with corruption? Instead you, Trump, saw Joe Biden as a threat to your reelection that prompted the fake "investigation" With Ukraine.
😂😂😂
tRUMP will say he only worked for him for a very short time
They should make and sell those Tote bags and give all profits to NPR.
Give it a week. Bet they do...
Ready with credit card in hand!
It'll be like the Moscow Mitch merch...a huge seller!
Pompeo's a disgrace to West point and integrity in general.
"Bolton is a liberal hack who is just saying things to sell a book!" - fox news
"We are honored that t'rump has picked Bolton as the next National Security Adviser and thank him for his 11 years of employment on our network." - also fox news
🤔😄😆🤣
they would describe a crack head on chump cabinet as "lively , alert and a delight" if he was on chump good grace ... then calls them a crack head after the break up with chump.
"We will bury you!" Till you can't see the light. PHOX NEWS
@Ro G I’m buying his book 🤣
@K H Well kind of a Republican hack more precisely he is a neocon hack like Romney for example. Bolton would have much preferred Hllary to win in 2016.
Bolton,? Liberal?
"Get the map boys. I'm gonna make her look like an idiot!"
-Proceeds to look like an idiot as he tries to manipulate perceptions. Unfortunately Fox News ran his version of the story.
Fox "News"... what is this you speak of? ;-)
Mary Louise Kelly has a masters degree in European studies from Oxford. Pompeo is such a liar.
Thank you for publicizing that NPR segment. That's a fine service you've rendered.
Brody Hill Meyers was on fire! Said that Kelly was not only qualified for her job, but more qualified than Pompeo for his!! 😂🤣😂🤣
”Why do we spend money on this" is what I'm sure is the same thing a lot of people say about the Trump administration
Hey, if NPR would actually sell those bags, I'm game.
Thomas Helms. what colour are the bags? I’ll take a dozen.
Pompeo has an unmarked map of the world because he's trying to teach pumkinhead where countries are.
Lol exactly
Passing out the Sharpies lol
he thought everyone was a dumb as he is.
Nice
Alexander Supertramp Every time I write pumpkinhead, it gets marked as wrong. But not if write pumkinhead. Could it be an English-American thing?
Oh my gosh, I want one of those tote bags to carry my books out of the Coeur d'Alene Library with!! No joke, send it to me with an invoice!
Trump waived his executive privilege when he tweeted Bolton was a liar...Oops
No need. You can't evoke "executive privilege" to hide a crime. U.S. v. Nixon. The Court gave deference to presidential communications in areas of military and diplomatic affairs, but specifically not in areas of due process and the fair administration of justice.
"We got him." - John Oliver
Hit that buzzer again, John!
Wrong show. But I get the idea.. lol.
The other show is MUCH better
@@brighteous1208 Oliver's show has weeks of prep time where as here it's hours
R: Where's the facts? there's no facts!
D: hey look! These people people have facts.
R: NO WITENESSES!
That Would make a great Monty Python-esque sketch, If it weren't true!
who's on first , what's on second ?
Nameless Progressive Clone bullshit alert!
"People are going to hear about this": Does that mean "she's going to go through some bad things"? Can someone who's more familiar with mob talk help me out here?
To me, it sounds like a threat. "People" might be the higher ups in the news industry and "hear about this" means he will forced them not to hire her if she stops working for NPR.
@@Oyamada13 Pompeo also later released a tweet implying she couldn't tell the difference between Bangladesh and Ukraine on a map (which is absurd to anyone familiar with her educational and work history).
So, yeah, he is threatening to do anything he can think if to ruin her career.
Because she asked him a valid question.
"No actions are too petty nor to cruel for us to enact against anyone who slights us." - The Trump Administration
@@alij7047 ~ DT followed up by praising Pompeo's abominable behavior, because ... of course. Can we please have our old universe back, this one is very, very broken. I'd like to get back to presidents able to at least fake being decent, and for respectful behavior being the norm, not a quaint aberration.
@@spammyhell6566 Agreed.
That's unbelievable! In Germany a politician would have to leave his office after one week...at the very latest!
But wait, there's more. Trump's said he doesn't know Bolton, he never met the guy..🤧🤧🤧😂
Doesn't know who he is, doesn't know what he's about, doesn't know where he's from . . .
@Alex M 😭😭😭😭😂
Ya wtf. How low can you do
@BAM BAM I can picture him saying that already.. .😂
😄
I just wrote to NPR suggesting they use this idea and sell “Mike Pompeo is a douche” bags😂I’d buy one for sure
Even a bag that says Mike Pompeo is a ______. We can fill in our fav word!
I would buy one!!!
I have only donated to NPR by my work's weird donation program where I get paid a grand that can only go towards donations. But I'd spend my own money on a Mike Pomeo is a Douche tote bag.
Me too!
Mike Pompeo is NOT a douche bag also is equally sellable. 😂😉
Thanks Stephen AND Mary L K ! You give us hope. Love from France ❤
His henchmen are almost as bright as our dear crime lord in chief.
almost as dim
Wouldnt you love to smack any of them around? That's the real problem here, none of these guys have been punched in the face for a long time, and they think they're untouchable.
Lev Parnas seems incredibly bright when compared to people who were Presidentially appointed to assist Trump in running the country. Certainly brighter than his White House contact and Trump's personal lawyer, Rudy Giulliani.
@@dannythompson1948 "Wouldn't you love to smack any of them around?"
Honestly, no.
@@telectronix1368 That's okay. Most republicans lack courage, Which is the point i was making..
“(Too bad) nothing means anything anymore.” -Michael Che
Edit: I’m going to admit that I went looking for that NPR bag. Colbert, I’m calling you out! Make the bag! I dunno if I can take this disappointment on top of all the others!
If he can get books on Amazon, then dammit, I want the NPR bag too!
I thought I was the only one starting to obsess over the NPR bag! I would wear it with pride --EVERYWHERE!
Pie?
Mary Louise Kelly is amazing 🙌🏾 keep holding these pathetic civil servants accountable
Good point. They are civil servants. They work for us. We pay their salary. Thank you.
I can't bear it when you take days off!!
Really want to see the witnesses.
"Baby" Pompeo cries to daddy Trump that his feelings were hurt by the bully reporter. So sad.
Pompeo aping the motions and emotions of the great orange snowflake. Give him a new boss.
I love that THE SECRETARY OF STATE does not know where Belarus is. >>>I>I
Amazing how the Chump don't hire anyone that's smarter than he. Such a lifetime of success. Blecch!
Yes. Did you see her?!Terrifying. She could throw 3 600 ib wrestlers out of the ring....LOL- not really folks. She's a very attractive girly girl. Im sure the combination of her femininity and her intelligence is what threw him over the edge. Next time tell him to find the USA on his damn map..
Give him a break... Pompeo is used to working with people who can't find their own arses with a map.
I mean, pompeo already lost his own chin in that blubber neck....
Which is why he has a blank map ready at hand.
New Message ...u mean like U.S. Army Officers & CIA officers?
Billy Dee Cig more like trump political appointees and their kids.
GR Wolf DUUUDE, that was a SUPER BURN!😐
One more time..."Hey Mr Flabby man run back to Kansas, Impeachment come and I wanna go home …"
Dear Colbert, you are a huge boost to keeping my sanity through all this. keep up the good work!
I love how he asks Mary to point out Ukraine on a blank map, as if she isn't highly educated.
I love how he asks Mary to point Ukraine on a map, as if that wasn't something 4th graders can easily do...
*slightly educated. The fact that someone in such a senior government position would even think of that as a worthy test to catch someone out is staggering. It's like a child asking you if you can count to 100 like it's some sort of great achievement to them. He probably couldn't locate it on a map before it became a big topic. Crazy
Steven, you always bring a smile on my face so early in the morning with these videos, even though I'm always angry when you go to your endless holidays.
People will hear about this!
This was supposed to be off the record!
And by "People will hear about this" he means trump. He ran and tattled to his daddy figure about the mean, soft spoken reporter. Did you hear how she respectfully _attacked_ him with a preapproved question and didn't press the issue once he started throwing a tantrum? How terrible.
Late Show: you HAVE to make and sell the Pompeo Is A Douche bags! I'd buy one. Maybe more! I bought 3 of John Oliver's "Make Donald Drumpf Again" hats.
I'm sad that I can't find "Whose Boat is This Boat" at my local bookstore.
@@SomeRandomJackAss You can order it on Amazon. Unfortunately, the Mike Pompeo is a Douche bag isn't available yet. But I suppose if he does make a failed Senate run in Kansas Kris Koboch will rip off the idea.
@@SomeRandomJackAss I got mine off Amazon
I imagine he likely would've screamed, "are you being smart with me?!" Putting him on level with Harry Wormwood.
🤣🤣🤣🤣Harry Wormwood!! HILARIOUS!!
“Bangladesh is not Ukraine.” - Yeah thanks genius.
It might be Spain though! Who knows?
do you think the time he spends with don the mobster is making him stupid? Dumb and dumberer.
Mr Colbert, this is a petition. Please do not leave us in the middle of this time when Trump is President. We need your monologue or maybe being John along the ride too.
"people will hear about this!"
"i know, im a reporter. i will report it to them. that is my job..."
Thank you
Tom thecasual Touche!! Lol. 👏👏👏👏
Not to mention Mary Louise Kelly went to Cambridge and Harvard and has a Masters in European studies.
And to imagine that she wouldn't know where Ukraine was on the Map....Pompeo, you Fool!--Resign.
Remember, president bigly smart only gets the greatest people around him... To kiss his ass.
So far Mitch Moscow don’t have the votes to block witnesses 🤷🏼♀️there is still hope to save America!!
@Jan Jansen, if Trump just stabbed EVERY Republican Senator's family member for the fuck of it, the Senators would want to know what their family members did to make Trump stab them.
Jan Jansen agreed. They will not allow witnesses. And this will all happen by Friday. Unless a massive leak happens tomorrow and Thursday.
@Jan Jansen , they might do the right thing if they are left with no other choice. I wouldn't get my hopes up, either, but the momentum is looking better.
Jon Z it’s looking better but I refuse to be Charlie Brown faked out by Lucy with the football. Mitch is up to no good. He too quickly announced they didn’t have the votes. So he has 2 days to break those senators down. Trump will probably invite them to the WH Thursday and Fox News and all of the media minions will be attacking them. By Friday, they’ll fall in line. The dems need a Hail Mary in the next two days to bust this thing wide open.
Even if they have witnesses, it'll just be Kavanaugh all over again.
Mike "Pent Up Aggression Especially Toward Women" Pompeo
And bully
it must be a reaction to the walls closing in on him. Hope they put him in the same cell as the great orange snowflake and let them duke it out.
Trump's lawyers are trying so hard as if they are defending Don Corleone.
He is worse. Even mafia had some moral. This guy is devoid of any. He just wants to be a player amongst the dictators and oligarchs.
Trumps lawyers are defending him just like the person he is, that is why he chose those lawyers.
The lawyers who defended trump favorites such as, Jeffery Epstein and OJ Simpson, all as innocent as trump is.
I wonder if any of those lawyers have favorite horses...
*Who ordered 100 elephant heads on pikes?*
@@jackwells8107
Yup.... Raytheon, MacDonald Douglas, Boeing, Lockheed Martin.
Been a loooong time since I laughed as hard as I did at NPR's new gift, the Mike Pompeo is a DOUCH bag. BRAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
You're wrong Stephen, that scandal would obvioulsy be called Djiboutigieg
Krystof Dayne yeah I noticed they missed that opportunity, glad you caught it.😊
Get em Stephen!
Lou Dobbs says Bolton has the same literary agent as Comey, somehow proving that Bolton is in the anti-Trump camp. M Night twist - said agent also represents _Lou Dobbs_
Stephen needs to do more sing-a-longs with the audience, that was nice.
pompeeeeo is a sniveling coward, love to see him try treating a lady like that in front of me.
Yeah! A good old fashioned ass-kicking is needed. What an incredible piece of shit!
waylander75 You Sir, are a true gentleman ....!!!!
I'm with you... good to see a real man stand up!
I love how she kicked his ass in the most ladylike way - with her brain.
I'll be having one of those bags.
They don’t even have to pick up after themselves... Is this an impeachment trial or daycare?
It must be a Daycare because you can't keep them in their seats. or from falling asleep. Forget "Law & Order"
Abby B AMEN, SISTER!
The current administration has no idea what their doing.
At this point they are barely an administration.
they're, sorry can't help
@@mgilangr9883 I suspect a lot of these spelling errors are just people using voice-to-text and not checking if they were write or knot.
@mochammad - It's "I can't help IT" :p
@@Clystron426 fair enough, my bad, thanks for the correction :D
Every time I hear Mike Pompeo's name I imagine a large volcano going off and killing everyone in the room leaving ash and statues.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pompeo... 1st thought when heard it was, "Pompous a-hole"(?) Wasn't too far from wrong!
Jeremiah buckel Seriously, do you really expect more than a few of these ignorant imbeciles to make that connection?😂
Except that Pompeii was a city, not a volcano.
I freaking love STEPHEN!!! Thank you for all you do and say of course.
They could make enough to run npr for 5 years if they sold those bags.
William Crowley Ohhhh yes-s-s-s !!!!!
I'd buy 100 of them 🤩
"Mike Pompeo is a Douche" bag!!! Genius!! Absolute genius!!
"So Mr. Pompeo, tell me about being a corrupt lackey for Trump"
"Well, can you find Ukraine on a map?!"
"Yes I can, but it wouldn't change anything about the facts if I couldn't"
...To Mr. Pompeo: *Facepalm!*
Jewels Star I would like to know too!
Colbert, your comedy series “OUR CARTOON PRESIDENT” is funny as hell!
What the hell is wrong with Mike Pompeo?
It's so easy for me to forget that the government is supposed to represent the people. It currently represents the American Oligarch class. Burn it all down and rebuild with love, equity, and limits on $$$.
Incredible man. The laughs really help us in this difficult time.
"Pompeyyyy-O. Pompey-ey-ey-O. Daylight come now de tRump go home"
"Run mister flabby man; run back to Kansas!"
I love the little Pompeo singing with the audience. At 9:27 That actually made my day.
He killed me with the “Pompeo! Pompeeeeeo! And the audience singing along 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Colbert is unmatched. Hilarious!
Ironically enough, the phrase "quid pro quo" does appear in the song "The Room Where it Happens".
I was thinking that was the piece of media that familiarized (or maybe re-familliarized) America with the phrase, and that because of that it was picked up by the current media cycle.
No, it's been used with previous presidential scandals.
I love Randy Rainbow. He did an excellent version of “the room where it happened”.
Bolton should release his book on 15th March, The Ides of March, remember what happened to Julius Caesar on that day! Et tu Bruté! 😃
Nice!
I have come here not to praise Caeser but to bury Caeser... Too bad the senators surrounding Orange Julius Trump are too stupid to realize he will be stabbing them in the back.