Black Ops Cold War for meme lords
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 ต.ค. 2024
- gonna be addicted for exactly one week
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you can catch the streams over at www.twitch.tv/theonlyzanman
Yes Mr. Cheddar
@@thermonuclearmememonke9431 yes sir zanny
Zanny which songs did you play??
*father, I crave cheddar cheese*
Where is the Kirin break where is the dog
Adler: We are going back to Vietnam.
*Fortunate Son intensifies*
IT AIN’T MEEEE, IT AIN’T MEEEE
@@dawidnguyen2710 I AINT NO SENATOR SON
Adler: We are going back to Vietnam
nobody:
My brain:start playing sympathy for the devil
😂😂😂😂
Me and the bois in the trees
and then dis *paint it black intensifies*
“Only chads use Iron sights” spoken like a true hero
Snipers: ಠ_ಠ
This logic applies more in Rainbow Six.
Literally only time you should use a sight is on a sniper or a long range gun, people who put scopes on pistols don't exist to me
@@i-dislike-handles *Simo Häyhä KNOWS your location*
@@notjapanese3819 snipers may have dipers but we get all the ladies ay
When Zanny said “I feel manipulated” as he’s playing as Bell is very foreshadowing and he doesn’t even know it
well maybe thats because he records his lines after he played the game?
Same with his theory that Mason was Perseus, considering he is one of the PCs.
@@ZKP314 PC's ?
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Fr😂
President reagan: "you'll never be able to kill him without committing war crimes"
Zanny: "Mr President committing war crimes is my specialty"
Underrated
What about sith lords?
@@Couch-zu9kt thats jfk btw issa joke
Count dooka: sexy jedi are my specialty
But President, I'm a true American! He said while "Dropping five payloads of democracy at the target * American anthem gets louder in the background*"
Zanny: "I am great at stealth"
Also him: Yells STEALTH whenever he kills someone
stelth
Boy got some true Sokka energy. Yelling "SNEAK ATTACK" when executing a sneak attack.
Chad move
Zanny: "I'm joining communist"
*Next Episode*
Zanny: "I serve the soviet union"
him after : FUCK ADLER
69 likes
@@user-ru1jo5rc3t nice
In Soviet Russia: *we* serve the Soviet Union
I love how all your dialogue choices are at the same mindset of:
"Wait, what happens if i choose this one lol"
As they should be
Last time I was this early, Zanny still hadn't met his arch-nemesis, the stationary object.
in this vid, its his greatest friend
“There’s such a thing as too much fan-service.”
*looks towards Rise of Skywalker*
For the Reylo shippers, sure, but not the rest of us. The whole film was just wasted opportunities, and I’m speaking as a fan who liked _The Force Awakens_ and _The Last Jedi._
@@PerovNigma your not a real fan
@Ludimeel Sorbo’s backup its not because of that dumbass
SHHHH! we dont mention that garbage here!
@@domdabomb10138 then what was it then hmm? care to explain instead of replying to him all half-assed? you'r reply didnt really explain much did it? who's the dumbass now.
"Perseus is the single largest threat to the free world"
Zanny: "No that's America."
The CIA disliked that
China has entered the chat.
@@MachineMan-mj4gj
CoD: You mean the Russians.
"..no. i said ch-"
CoD: *THE RUSSIANS*
@@MachineMan-mj4gj LIES
Me to Zanny: That wasnt very freedom of you....
@@MachineMan-mj4gj funny how people think China is a threat, when they never invaded nor destabilized an entire Middle East continent
"The Berlin wall...they put Manuel Neuer in this game"
Spain: *observe*
FICKEN
6-0
haha, was about to comment that
The more you know.
You spelled it wrong it's Manwall Neuer
"Who the Hell is Perseus?"
*PERCY JACKSON*
if you listened hes Mason
@@domdabomb10138 Perseus ain’t even a single person
SON OF POSEIDON
@@haroldboi7 TWO TIME SAVIOR OF OLYMPUS
But mostly he likes to think of himself as just another demigod lucky enough to have found camp half blood
“Dropping 5 payloads of democracy on the target”
Murica “that’s a copy”
That payload consists of five tons of quarter pounders with cheese, freedom fries, and an extra large side of liberty.
@@baroquerookbr3214 Nice job sir Regan would be proud of you 👏
Oh wait this is Vietnam “Mission Failed we’ll get em next time😔
This feels like a Helldivers reference today, but I know it's not
Toby Maguire when he sees Rick Astley in the thumbnail: finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
Monkey typing on keyboard
"These optional missions are completely pointless."
The secret intel puzzles: "Bruh..."
The minutes and few missions until i just looked it up i than became a CIA codebreaker
Ur alexa joke triggered my alexa and proceeded to make me fall out my chair.
F
Ctfu same just happened to me 😂😂
F
F
R.I.P
Adler: "Perseus is dead"
"Yeah ancient Greece was ages ago"
You clever son of a gun
found ya
The ability to grow a moustache is insignificant next to the power of the beard
You watch ZanMan too? A surprise to be sure but a welcome one
You clever father of a knife.
@@justalazydudewithglasses8973 who the hell is this? (I honestly don’t know)
"Could you turn off the rotors I can't hear the music"
Thank you Zanny
seems about as safe as listening to zanny's singing anyway jk please keep sending crack to the inner cities or I'm a goner
Helicopter then goes weeeee
Hehe RPG round go boom
@@timeforpixy9169
Is it time?
"Hey Zakhaev nice arm. Haha what" *has flashbacks*
Imagne that was an actual option
@@mariaealfaro3300 thanks for bringing me back to thic comment didnt realize it got so many likes
@@ryanschmidt877 what you say
Bruh
That happened in 1994 i think when zakhaev lost his Arm and BOCW takes place in 1981
Ah, a Percy Jackson reference. My respect for you only grows.
Zanny *IS* a man of culture
@@comradekenobi6908 yes indeed sir.
@@georgekuttysebastian1412 da
@@comradekenobi6908 THE man of culture.
Don’t let your love for him blind you
"There are optional missions in COD now?" *cries in Infinite Warfare*
Cries in Black Ops 2
And they actually could affect the ending as well.
When a corona gets it lime, a zanny gets his war crime- Sun Tzu
yes
R/cursedcomments
"Yes"
-Sun Tzu, probably
He needs bacta to help him commit more war crimes
" cant wait to be addicted for a week then forget all about it" call if duty has never been more perfectly summarized in one sentence.
I HAVE RECEIVED A HEART FROM THE ZAN MAN
@@natehippe2561 yes you did
Call if Duty. Don't Call if not Duty
The addiction time goes down further and further with each release (besides in zombies)
Dude for real lol
“Single largest threat in the free world”
*menendez has entered the chat*
10 Years later: Zakhaev has entered the chat
20 years later: Makarov has entered the chat
@@goldentechmahroop3935 also 20 yrs later task force 141 is formed
years later task force 141 dies except price
Well Zakhaev isn't part of the storyline in BO, only in the MW series
@@goldentechmahroop3935 Yeah about that.........
@@goldentechmahroop3935 he did appear in the campaign
“Pilot, can you stop the rotors? I can’t hear the music.”
Famous last words.
Must be a trump line
@@joshmacdonald6911 LMAO
@@joshmacdonald6911 lmao
Kobe’s last words
When you are first taking off in the helicopter it does play music
"Your war crime commiting skills are remarkable"
Sun Tzu: we will watch your career with great interest
Edit: this is the most likes ive ever gotten omg
Sun Soo lol
Hitler Stalin and most countries that exist will be . Let’s be honest
@@adamlopez5060 my bad
I just wanna know how good is fruit killing skills are
sun tzu
"That's it, we've killed all the russians"
*rolls credits*
😂😂
because the worlds issues and the cod trilogy wouldnt exist i mean without russians im sorry but no cod😭
I like that Zanny's the only one who doesn't pretend to know everything about the story
Same here. He just plays the game and makes us laugh, I like that he dosent make it seem so dramatic
Well he said he only played Blops 1 and 4. And 4 didnt have a campaign so he was in the dark in terms of story since he never played 2
Is he really? I'm genuinely unsure if he's serious or not.
Why didn't he play COD 2?
He kinda pretended in his Space Marine video. Maybe not on purpose
I want a full release of “baby it’s Cold War outside”
🍞
Yo crap, thanks for the likes and the one from the flank artist himself
🍞🍞
0:47 TSA when someone slipped through the recktum search😂
“ Nice, your warcrime committing skills are remarkable ”
- Gaz
“Knife that child over at the table”
Not gonna lie, totally loled at "The Berlin Wall, this is so cool, they put Manuel Neuer in this game"
You know it's a zanny cod video when he:
Pokes fun at CoD
Plays 'Symapathy for the devil'
Plays 'Fortunate son'
I actually surprisingly liked this game lol, online needs work though
True that.
Same here, just some multiplayer balancing would help a lot...
It needs a lot of work, but I still enjoy the mp more than mw
They need to get rid of skilled based match making.
The maps are tresh
That’s exactly how Americans feel looking over the border to Canada
I can’t get over how good Zanny is at singing
He is actually amazing at it
01:48 *Ronald Reagan:* I know their names. Who do you think approved their last war crim-... I mean _last mission_ ?
Reagan you placed illegal nuclear weapons in my country ~ the Netherlands
I really like that the Idea that Mason still has trauma over *Numbers* and just starts screams at just random times because there's just a clock in the Room.
This game is definitely setting up a “Cold War” universe within the “Black Ops” universe. Canonically there’s still 4 years between the end of Cold War and the beginning of the flashback levels in BOII, and that’s not to say they couldn’t have more levels filling in the time between the flashback levels in BOII
They could also just forget BO2 existed at all. This could still be a sequel to BO1 but also still be a reboot of the series. I think that would be amazing in my opinion. Not that BO2s story was terrible but I think it could be so much better.
@@Shadow-ro3gb I personally was a big fan of it because it was the first CoD story where the writers realized the plot is schlock and just EMBRACED the cheese. (Anyone wanna say Lawrance of Afghanistan?)
@@Shadow-ro3gb MAJOR SPOILER
It completely denys BO2 because one of the endings
@@H20Dev that was just one though
“By order of the black ops” is that a peaky blinder reference
Damn I made the comment and scrolled down and saw yours lol
Not necessarily "By order of .....: can be used in anything really. For instance in Fallout 3, Enclave soldiers, would say. "By order of the Enclave" when trying to kill the lone wanderer around the capital wasteland
5:40 I can’t get over the idea of screaming “STEALTH” during a stealth mission
"They put Manuel Neuer in the game" I'm weak asf
Adler: "Perseus is the single largest threat to the free world"
Zanny: "no that's America"
goddamn Zanny going for the neck
Based af
@@the_blxck_sheep bruh leave the word based out of TH-cam please leave that for tiktok
@@the_blxck_sheep
It's not really an Opinion it's just true.
well said
Nice time to add another reason why America is trash
1:32 yes thats my man!!! Or should I say “ah, I see you are a man of culture yourself”
Zanny using Rick Astley instead of Tobey Maguire
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them.
Lol
Mind: Vietnam is your home country, stop watching the video
Me: *Uncontrollable laughing*
Me holding my laughter in fear of my viet gf
“These Vietnamese, who are very much in range.”
Wait, isn’t lord Zan-Man from Vietnam?
“Perseus is the single largest threat to the free world”
Zanny: no that’s America!
The cia will remember that
Shht...don't say that they might hear you.
@I TH-cam isn’t an American website? Since when
@I Welp if America falls have fun with the Chinese
@I um
@@thegreyeyedcat9142 It's been an American website since it's beginning.
The Berlin Wall
Zanny: oh they put Manuel Neuer in this game!
Literally two days after Germany lose 6-0
Truly the wall has fallen again
pain
@@theonlyzanny zanny is in pain
pain
Pain
Brazil has been avenged after 6 years
9:20 ITS LITERALLY "NO RUSSIAN"
LMAO
Zanny needs to play Black Ops 2, he’s missing a lot.
and 3 lol
@@domdabomb10138 3 isn’t really important
@@syfekyle7666 lol ik i just wanna see him get wrecked
He should play both Hotline Miami games
Atleast the optional missions have an important impact
"what? Tianamen? never heard of it."
-Activision after getting spooked by china
Lol anyone in China that sees your comment gets instabanned from the internet.
@@lukelinville7782 they wont even see this because of their censorship lol
Oh
everyone in China knows about Tiananmen and you guys still think it is a secret? moron
really? how come I'm fine , you idiots haven't heard of a thing called VPN? just continue living in your own dream you stupid shit
Imagine if Zanny plays BO2
"Optional missions are useless nowadays" -zanny playing cold war
Haha, optional missions are not useless!
I lost it when he said" perseus is percy jackson"
Adler: *we're going back to Vietnam*
Mason and woods: *PTSD and rage of a thousand suns*
Zanny: sweet, I'll get the sound-
Yt algorithm: *money money money, give it all to me*
01:37 noo thats america bro that is some gold shit right there
Really wish Zanny would’ve included having to decrypt all that evidence for those side missions.
I doubt he even looked at the evidence.
@@anthonyervin95 that sucks. Solving randomized puzzles to get side missions in a cod campaign is super refreshing
@I yeah, but all of my friends always get the cod games so I usually do as well (the only exceptions are IW, BO4, and MW 2019 because they’re just too cancerous) so I don’t really see a reason why not to play the campaigns. They’re usually dumb fun for a couple of hours with an occasional game that has a good story and/or gameplay
@I also dark souls, titanfall 2, and persona 4 were all developed in 2 years whereas cod games now are developed in 3 so that’s not a good example
Fun fact: The thumbnail is actually a real picture taken on dec. 17th, Rick Astley day. Rick won the war by telling us how hes feeling, and making is understand. This famous speech was turned into a hit single to commemorate his achievements, a song called never gonna give you up. Rick is truly a inspiration to us all.
I’ve been with your channel for about a year now and it’s great to see that you reached 1 million subs, Congrats dude.
Game- *Gives 2 options in cutscene*
"huh, Ill pick second one"
Game- *CHALLENGE COMPLETED!*
0:21
_plays the vietnam mission_
"I feel manipulated"
hmmmmmmm....
Dude Zanny cheers me up so much it’s crazy, I use his videos as background noise to sleep because quietness makes my anxiety flair, and I get lost in his videos, since he plays only games that I play, when he makes inside jokes I actually feel involved, and since i’ve been here for like 3 years it genuinely feels like I am following with Zanny, one of my many inspirations to do youtube, I hope I get a friend group like Zanny has, keep going i’m sure you’ll only grow from here i’ll try to be every step of the way
"He dosn't even use an Instagram filter. Loser."
-Cold War Sun Tzu
"Your war crime committing skills are incredible."
Sun Tzu to his son-
Zoo?
Sun Tzu said that
@@sothasil7716 and I'm sure he knows more about fighting than you do pal cause he invented it! And he perfected in the ring of honor so no living man could best him. Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal. Then he herded them onto a boat, and he beated the crap out of every single one of them. And from that day forward anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place its called a zoo!...
Unless it's a farm!
Sun tzu's son was an absolute madman
8:14 he is still planning his counter attack
Zanny videos in a nutshell:
Introduction
Jokes that transition into a music or singing
Jokes
confused screams
Panic screams
More panic and confused screams
Screams cuz he did something pog
-Tension moment that gets interrupted by a kirin comercial break
More memes
El fin.
“Is this how Americans feel when looking over the border to Canada?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
5:00 They put Manuel Neuer in this game. The berlin Wall 😂😂
I got that reference ⚽🙌🏼😂
"They out Manuel Neuer in this game!"
Not after that game against Spain
The Cheddar joke has aged like fine wine and Cheese
More cheese Gromit!
Zakhaev in modern warfare: *LOSES HAND MAKING ZAKHAEV ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO RELOAD A PISTOL OR OTHER GUN*
Call of duty black ops: *I grow hand epicly*
0:15
"your war crime committing is remarkable"
Germany: *nervous sweating*
WIR SIND DIE GUTEN
*Japan laughs in Unit 731 & Rape of Nanking*
Im just making fun lmao
Is killing younglings a war crime tho? oh wait
Don't forget about Japan. They had that masterd.
"Qasim, is out of the picture"
He's also out of life.
I just watched 12 tons of freedom being unloaded into my brain
Fun fact: everyone commenting right now hasnt seen the video even half yet
Including u 😂🤓
Never been more correct
I havent even watched it
@@m1rtch including me youre right
@@Bloom-jo3hx like ya cut g 😂 I wish I could play cod too poor to afford it 😂 so I have to upload bf2 to my yt 🤣
"When someone dies blame it on a war crime"
-Sun Zoo
This man really played the 5th game, that takes place in between the 1st and 2nd game without any context of where it is in the timeline, and also having not played the 2nd and 3rd game.
I respect how little sense your decisions make
“There is always a fourth guy”
- Tsun zu, the art of war
Sun zoo
Wait. Where’s the Kirin commercial? WHERES THE KIRIN COMMERCIAL!?
* playing as mason *
Zanny : GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
"Dragovich. Kravchenko. Steiner. All must die." Sun Tzu
The idea of _Reagan-era_ CIA classified documents having "non-binary" as a gender option, lol
not knocking the inclusivity, just _for a period peice_ it feels kinda funny. lol
Well especially from a security stand point. I mean imagine leaving that out of a target description. Knowing one or the other literally narrows down half of the human population. I don’t see why the CIA would do that. I understand why developers would do it though.
@Robert Allan wait that wasn’t real? I mean the zombies are real right?
@Robert Allan ohhhh so thats why they didn’t get back up... I mean... what?
@@nj7969
Yeah i was wondering why the entire British Embassy didn't get back up...
zanny : how tf did woods and kravchenko survive
me who’ve played black ops 2 : signature look of superiority
Zanny: "Three tangos. F&%k it."
"Shoots all three without alerting suspicion"
Zanny: AHHHHHHHH!!! (Trying desperately not to splurge himself)
6:20 if you're interested
I screamed with him too, come on that was a dope shot
@@seethenero2555 It was a really good shot. I'd be lucky if I even get two guys without alerting the other guards. Zanny ain't just jokes and memes, the man's got some real skill. After all, he uses the Master Flank for a reason ya know.
Guess who’s back. Back again. Zanny’s back. Tell a friend
5:03 i like the futbol reference, good on ya zanny
“Well I’m here to free you,”
FROM THIS LIFE
8:06 I see through the lies of zanny!
No it’s actually in the game
Ma COD name was Whom the 'Bell" Tolls
6:21 "Jesus Christ...thats Jason Bourne"
Hey, Woods looks like hammered shit. 4:05
"Dropping 5 payloads of democracy on them"
Chancellor Palpatine liked that
I also am a gamer and made a YT channel for that.....
“Black cheddar”
What an intimidating code name
I loved this campaign but I thought the online was terrible.
Zombies is literally carrying the game
The multiplayer is broken but I kinda like it like that
Just like cod infinite warfare
@@ethangamino4740 its a bit funny if someone read this without context not going to lie
"Five payloads of democracy on the target" 😂😂😂😂
There is such no thing as a war crime
Sun Tzu -
Hudson: *the CIA analysts consider him to be the single largest threat to the free world*
Zanny: *no that's America*
*Soviet spy detected*
@I god you evidently can't tell jokes idiot. Woooooosh. Woooooooosh I say
🤣 😅 😂 😂 "Nice to see they put Manuel Nuer in the game"
I love his football references
9:50 hilarious
"Might try if the boys got this game.... I dont think any of them did."