New Fake Pokemon
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ก.ย. 2024
- Sword and Shield might have some cool Pokemon designs, but do they break their necks when they wave?
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I'm sorry for any injuries your experience while watching this video. Have a good one.
Failboat all the bones in my body have been shattered
I'm scared just from the thumnail
why'd you hurt me
*grammar 100*
Now I want to DIE
"I have to remove Lickitung's tongue."
Now it's...Lickinone.
Licki
Nicholas Natale NO
It’s now licki
you mean notung
No longer licks, no longer has a tounge...
*i*
Damn, this new Sword and Shield demo footage makes the game look really promising, Woogoo is gonna be a great competitive poke, slow speed, but makes up for that by make the opponent and their Pokemon cringe to a point where they faint, perfect.
PringleDa Prangle Give it Stench. Every time it attacks, there is a 10% chance to flinch.
Esteban Ramirez
With how it looks I’d say it has a 100% chance of flinching
Screw on how it looks, how it even moves and attack will make every trainer just, drop dead on the spot
Poor Wooloo
PringleDa Prangle
i can tell
“Some of the Pokémon are amazing-“
Subtitles: “well yes, but actually no.”
I mean, Sword and Shield made a Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome Weezing, I'd gladly use these Pokémon too.
When I said it looked like Doug Dimmadome I actually thought I was original at the time but then I saw it trending on Twitter at the day of the trailer 😔
I see you every where,
@@pringledaprangle7480 haha I had the same with galarian zigzagoon, I said to my friends he's a My Chemical Romance member, and then it became pretty popular
@Duck Master same
The perfect pokemon
Tangelank
Me: oh it looks cu-
“OH THE UTTERS ARE ITS FEET”
Me:...
It’s Udder Defeet
Alex Armesto yep, we all knew
Udders*
It leaves a trail of milk as it walks
It’s still cute.
THE PROBLEM:
This thumbnail is cursed.
THE SOLUTION:
There is no solution. Deal with it.
LMFAO xD
LMHO
Why so correct
Feels bad. Or good. I have no idea.
TentaCole why are you copying Failboats words in the beginining
5:15 THE PROBLEM: SNORPIE IS A DOG.
THE SOLUTION: STOP HIM FROM WAGGING HIS TAIL
@Tyrant King 0 *This is my specialty.*
**sharpens knife** 🔪 ✨
@Nelson Rabelo their comment was deleted, you utter fool
extra reply so there's not 4 of them
*AND DO IT OURSELFS*
There was a missed opportunity to combine Stantler and Hitmonlee to create Stan Lee.
Wow 😢
Is it bad that I thought of Hitler first
@@bigfatlumberjack2746 i see you have achieved the feat to become an existence from a higher plain than heaven
Or... Ya know.... Hitler
Hitler
3:29
Being a person who loves Rowlet, this is the bane of my existence
I would use all of these on my team.
To scare the other trainer.
Also the trainers look at you to battle but I don't think they wanna look at these right now
Big brain, Galaxy IQ.
Im sorry for your team
Scare them to steal their money, their pokemon and their dreams.
Failboat, I feel sorry for the opposing trainer.
No one:
The koffing mime: *Mr Grime*
I did mr Krime
Mr. Koff
Terrifying.
That should be any Pokémon created by Failboat’s name, ability, and description.
Illuminati Studios yep
Same here
And all four moves
Sup' cipher. Knew you were still alive. Wanna come and make a deal?
Hey Bill what did you do with Axelotle
They had the chance to name Elechamp “Machode” and that was an absolute missed opportunity
The TFF region is the scariest pokemon gen
rip no likes and only 1 reply (mine)
CanadianMaple Munoz now 5 likes and 2 replies
Ikr
Now 25 likes and 4 replies
Now five replies and 32 like
9:57
Everyone: Awwwwww 💕
That Pokémon was actually cute tho 😅
🤠
The problem,these creatures lives are innocent.
The solution,make them soulless abominations who feel nothing but pain and misery.
*and thats a fact*
*and dismember them ourselves*
Love how everyone BUT failboat makes it look like an actual Pokémon
Fake Pokémon documentary:
"At the time, all I was thinking was AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
4:07
who's that pokemon?
it's...
uUUUUUAAAAAGHHHHH-
uUUUUUAAAAAGHHHHH- is my favorite pokemon!
WTF
0:55 "dont mind me dismembering this snorlax"
-failboat 2019
defenseive kobra Team Rocket changed after the market stock crash
@@xekon14 true, true, so sad they had to go this far, snorlax meat is not even that valuable
After seeing the new fossil Pokemon I became convinced that this video was an actual genuine leak or that Failboat has some sort of psychic powers that predict the future.
The Problem: My opponent just sent out a Lickilord, and there’s no running from a trainer battle.
The Solution: Oh God, please help me
The solution: pray for mercy
The solution: electric type? Maybe?
13:40 fun fact, there actually is a type of parasite that cuts off a fish's tongue and becomes said tongue, Forcing the fish to not be able to eat without it.
Im scared to see his creations, but also happy to know that Failboat is just gonna work for Gamefreak now.
No he failed the job interview he was just to good
He is?
Sarah Bjorgan he for sure has the skill for it, but sadly he was just too good and Gamefreak couldn’t handle his power 😔😔
@@allisonanjelly5478 yes that's what I said
@@karlhyetravelerofworlds *NOT*
I love how there’s just one area in your discord which is just memes
The problem: *A Problem*
The solution: *Create more cursed images to scar everyone*
10:32 its been so long since I watched this. And now I finally get the reference. Pokemon The Movie Mewtwo strikes back. Quote: we dreamed about making the worlds strongest Pokémon, and we succeeded
We had pokémon sword and shield, now we have pokemon preturbing and disturbing.
What about pokemon blessed and cursed.
Pokemon crazy and creepy
Cursed and...
Its just cursed
@@saftoguy2133 cursed and blursset
@@saftoguy2133 cursed and also cursed
Why can I see all the “Pokémon” SREAMING as their attacks
Tell me I’m not the only one that sees this P.S. the move name be “Feelings”
These are the kind of things i see in my sleep paralysis dreams
Indeed
Good for you
*So anyway, I started blasting.*
*W O O G O O*
your demon is a damn good artist
I (somehow) made a Gengar and Gastly fusion. And because I couldn't think of a name, I just chose GENTLY
Edit: DEAR GOD NOOO I HAVE SOOO MANY REGRETS JUST LOOKING AT IT
That Wooloo...
*Where did I keep my holy cross?*
The livestream is singing Revenge by Captain Sparklez. *OKAY THEN.*
Wooloo?
AWWWWW MAN
Lmao
@@anu-cc6jg the new pokemon parody of Revenge
(3:40) Hey they predicted the gen 8 fossil Pokémon's dex entries!
just wait until you find a pokemon that is legit Mario, Sonic, and Pikachu combined... wait pls make that
Marionichu
5:52 Who’s that Pokémon?
It’s Failureon!
THE PROBLEM: Sword and Shield doesn't come out until Nov. 15! That's bullhonky!
THE SOLUTION: Climb into a box with some food, drinks, and my phone....... *AND WATCH THE FAILING FOUR MAKE POKEMON THEMSELVES*
@@cjkirk9061 I was being family friendly:D
10:14
When a Pokémon uses absorb on a poison type...
The Problem:
Pokémon are too cute and don't seem like realistic enough monsters!
The Solution: Go to Chernobyl with the Pokémon
...and release them to the wild OURSELVES
when it was about to show the mr mime here was my reaction.
them: who's that poke'mon?
me: an abomination!
Judah Bentley *_WELL YES BUT ACTUALLY YES_*
Facts with MinMin!
the birds work for the bourgeoisie
Yeet skeet bois I’m first comment
Facts with Harrison
communism is the only answer
I never trusted birds, the only good bird is a cooked bird without it's head.
Overthrow the birdourgeoisie.
Birds just don't fly
I laughed my head off at snorpies introduction😂😂😂
Well boys we did it. Pokefans are no more
Lololol
MandJTV says otherwise.
Curse your profile picture
KirbyFan 123 he did
Ehh
Jaymoji: You thought it was Flareon or the blue one
Vaporeon: I'm actually offended Jay :(
The problem:
Failboat doesn’t do enough of these style videos
The solution:
patience
I have a better solution:
Trap them in basement and force them to make the videos
No im not doing that already heheheh
A new solution only give them the tools to make these videos
The solution:WE MAKE THEM OURSELVES.
5:25 *depressed snorpie noises*
Why does that Pokemon on the thumbnail actually look like one I would use??
*
5:02 snorpy.exe has stopped working
I actually love Goorret? Goomy's adorable face fits really nicely on Furret's body if there were a few more adjustents
Woogoo screams in pain and all he can say is HELP ME
*Didn't You Know?* The most fake pokemon is Failboat. He doesn't even have a Dex entry smh
Neither do I
He was a gen 7 pokemon that doesn't appear in alola
Neither do you
He does they did not add it and put .... instead
R/woosh
When you wiggled around the Snorlax Caterpie it looked like a stiff time in Happy Wheels
My brain cells would be crying...
If I had any :/
I was waching Failbaot and one Day they just gone. No were to be found
i lteraaely hac3 negaticr brian cellos
then how are you alive?
@@shootingstar4468 _i have ascended beyond you pitiful mortals and acwuir3d the ultimate gamer power of negative brwin cells_
Shooting Star and I have *ascended beyond life itself achieving brainless conscientious powers beyond your imagining*
0:01 "wooloo"
My favorite was Woogloo (or Woolgoo or Woogoo, couldn’t really hear during the stream bc low volume and company over and such) because of Fail's whole presentation lol
It's woogoo
Ah yes, Snorpy from Bugsnax (4:42)
WHOS THAT POKÉMON?
*its cursed in a good way*
Edit: 200 likes in 7 hours? Thanks so much!!!
Volchamp: *help*
Its electrode and machamp fused together. Just wanted to correct you
It Pikachu
They look similar.
@@anniethomas239 you misspelled normal in your comment.
5:09 I had to stop the video because I was laughing so hard.
No one:
Bonnie: Whose That Pokémon!
Me: It’s a monster
This was before I knew they would do who’s that Pokémon
Ciaran Walsh who or what is bonnie
"Don't shotgun tangela." Good point, but tangela does look like it would be good with some Spaghetti sauce on it.
WHOSE THAT POKEMON?!
It's *cursed*
WHOSE THAT COMMENT?
*its stolen*
WHAT'S THAT I SEE?!
A series of subpart comments with a boring joke that has overstayed it's welcome.
2:50 that skeleton needs help...
Basically Dragon Ball Z's fusion gone extremely wrong.
Extremely right*
@@bluekirby_64 no
MAN EEG yes
End me please
Fail: " Now to make you scream. "
Jay: " Just call it Weeping. "
Fy: " Now to change all the color of his flesh. "
Gab: " You probably thought it was Flare *ON,* but it's Flare *OFF* . "
*Welcome to The Failing Four everybody.*
13:53 I like to think that it's inhaling it, like kirby.
Ikr
This is the first video that had me hysterically laughing through the whole thing
The Pokémon i saw in the thumbnail is already amazing I saw the wooloo already in a livestream. Lets see what you have in store boat that fails
*walks in area 51 and see these pokemon* excuse me for a moment*walks out and never comes back to area 51* i will never see pokemon the same
Snorlax and Caterpie killed me
This is false you are alive
I had a feeling Whalelord tounge was gonna be a thing when I say whaleloed and lickatounge
Oh gosh oh geez what unholy beings has failboat brought upon us today?
6:30 - Chat has summoned me
*Oh good lord what is that*
Friend: The failing four as failed so much they've succeded.
Me: *WAIT WHAT-*
I can say with pride that Failboat’s Caterpie Snorlax fusion is me on the weekends
*The Problem* Failboat is currently setting his gaze upon the new Pokemon game for the Nintendo Switch. And cannot wait to see the new Pokemon.
*The Solution* Open up Google, type in Pokemon fusion, and make new Pokemon himself... 😓
This will definitely end well.
Why did I get 50 likes for this comment?!
0:55
Big the cat when he sees a big hole
The problem: no national dex
The solution: don’t buy the new games
*but I know you won’t do it*
4:16 is my favorite part!
Failboat,fyrus,and everyone else who is there: “Who’s That Pokemon?”
*seconds later*
Failboat,Fryus,And Everyone Else Who Is There: “It’s- uhhhhhggh!!”
Oh God, my lungs hurt from laughing...
Wooloo: I want u to carry my cofin
Fail:that's no ni-
Wooloo :so u can let me down one more time
The problem: Pokémon napkin on knife are coming up soon and are still coming up with Pokémon
The solution: gather my The failing four up make up new Pokémon sakuri’s new games
Next generation of Pokémon is Pokémon Penny, Chip & Used Napkin
I get the spongebob reference
@@sienna4642 good
When he said voltorb in the beginning I actually forgot what voltorb was and I had to look up “what is voltorb” and was like oh him...
Luci Limbo *_EXCUSE ME WTF_*
THE PROBLEM
WOOLOO WAS TOO PERFECT FOR POKÉMON
THE SOLUTION
OPEN UP PHOTOSHOP
AND DESTROY HIM OURSELVES!!!
Noooo he's a pure boy!!!!
I have been getting into the business of making cursed Pokemon myself and I think I lost my sanity at Forretress and Kabuto
It would be funny if they made these pokemon into a real pokemon. But made in a way where they can explain how and why they are so cursed.
9:45 ok this is the reason my people dont breed with Goodras
I can sum up this video in one singular word! *yes.*
The snorlax and caterpie is litterly the scariest thing I've ever seen,and I've seen scary.
Edit:Actually there all terrifying
You should just have a live stream of you using the pokefusion website
5:38 I like the nice Pokémon theme in the background
No this is the real problem.
The problem: People are really picky with Pokemon designs
The solution: ignore the haters and be someone who appreciates the Pokemon for how awesome, funny, adorable, and/or creative they are
9:56 I think THIS one should have a plushie of it.
8:26 Like so you can laugh!!
Pokemon company: *watches failboat’s stream *
Also Pokemon company: lets take the lickytung idea, but with a bird
14:00 it reminds me of Kirby just sucking the warlord in.
3:48 Failboat predicts the Galar fossils
Giovanni: even I wouldn’t have these Pokémon
Giorno Giovanna
I like how every time they say “who’s that Pokémon” they slowly lose their will to live
Only TRUE failboat fans will remember:
“Well good morning or good afternoon depending on your time zone!”
Tesla Cannon Y E S
I remember
4:43
The new Pokémon is turning out great