I'm an equal opportunity slanderer. I don't care if you're a man or a woman, I will shit talk you all the same (thanks for 5k subs btw). Twitter: / the_dean0_ Podcast: / @kotalksu
*I wanted to be Shirou's wife, but don't misunderstand, there is no homo here, I 100% just wanted to be a god of war with the most famous legend and greatest sword of mankind!* *The greatest sword of mankind: The bone of shirou's Sword*
So your types are Napoleon, Percival, and Muramasa huh. Guess that makes you the guy that loves bro-types that also fantasizes about being saved by a big strong man.
Iskandar: you have severe self-confidence issues and want a big, extroverted man with enough confidence for two of you to bring you out of your shell. Alternatively: you aspire to become that extrovert
Another one for Asterios is "You are in desperate need of aftercare each time you go outside. God knows if Euryale did some irreversible damage to his brain during Okeanos." and you're not wrong, fluffy boi is fluffy AND WE NEED ASTERIOS ALTER.
I will say this as a man who appreciates Jason: He is literally us (as Masters, at least.) A mostly regular person thrust into an *incredibly* ridiculous situation making friends with demigods and having at least one purple girl effectively thrust into a deep committed relationship with us (and we didn't have a choice in the matter) still having to suck it up, do the job, and try not to die because people are counting on us. He's frankly nowhere *near* as bad as some commenters and even the game declares him to be, being instead a consistent and dedicated leader. Oh, and as someone with executive function disorder, being at your weakest when you have complete freedom to chase your dreams and strongest with your back against the wall but instead given clear objectives... *That* is relatable. Jason is not a great person or idealized hero... But damn if he doesn't feel like a real person stuck in a frankly horrific setting and time period, which again... Relatable.
He’s also one of the very few servants who directly tells us it’s okay to run away, and for that I respect him immensely. I imagine it’s something Ritsuka struggles with… All that *pressure*
WHAT'S WRONG WITH LOVING BASIC WHITE MEN?!! We don't even have basic white men in our country!😭 Wait if we don't have them, then they're exotic right? Yes. They are Exotic. White. Men.
I’m a big Arthur Proto lover and despite being vanilla that hit me hard man. I wouldn’t call Arthur ‘basic’ but to each their own. At least I wouldn’t cheat on him with for mister *NTR chanting*.
Some of these were far too accurate, lol. But if anyone tries to creep on Voyager, I can and will fetch the haunted steak knife that the house ghost likes to throw at me, and I will use it to stab any bits that are pointed at the baby. Nobody touches my child, dammit.
dean i want you to know that when you got to Bedivere I started punching my table aggressively so you should feel proud of yourself for that surgical-level callout
Dantes and Oberon lover here, and gotta say, INCORRECT ON ALL FRONTS. I simply love dedicated and broken men. For that same reason, Hans is on my list, but this is fine because a) he’s a grown man in an easily huggable body, and b) I am asexual, therefore, legality of a sexual relationship isn’t even a feature. Like it’s just not happening for either of us for many reasons
The chanting with Lancelot was just perfect 😂😂😂 5:46 Also, not really sure about the sun, but I do appreciate a chiseled jawline that looks as though it was sculpted by the gods 😁
No joke, Napoleon is absolutely accurate and that's the exact reason why he's the first servant I ever grailed And somehow, Oberon is spot on too, and I'm not sure what to think of this...
My grailed MEN. Diarmuid(Saber): Well i am very vanilla. Paracelsius: I do love me some FMA and Horimiya Gawain: I do love himbo's with a "sunny" disposition Achilles: Again very vanilla and very himbo Napoelon: Thank you, you too
I seriously don't get it how the heck this guy nailed me in the head with "i am objectively right" because that's what i always get from people everytime i talk so passionately about karna
Look I don’t really understand it but something about a manipulative asshole later turning into a melon-obsessed, messy, loser hikikomori activates my neurons despite being Aro/Ace. Also when he gets mad and yells at MC, saying rude shit while you have to try and understand all of his dialogue knowing it’s either a lie or going to be interpreted as one is really, really fun, too. Can’t wait for Valentines/White Day or whatever (and summer 2 years from now) to have more content for the stinky moth man.
Muramasa/Shirou: You desperately want a housewife (male) of your own Bhima: You desperately want a housewife (male) of your own...who is also your daddy and best bro all at once. Duryuodhana: You either unironically think "I can fix him." Or you actually read the Mahabharata and and thought "No, he's perfect." Setanta: You're actually Scathach Takasugi Shinsaku: Your favorite anime is Big O and you like watching gunsmithing videos on youtube Tezcatlipoca: You're in love with your drug dealer Kirei/Rasputin: You were that one girl in highschool who was obsessed with Black Butler. Camazotz: You are either a vampire fetishist or a GaoGaiGar fan. Huang Feihu: You have a thing for widowed men and breadwinners. Yamanami Keisuke: You've always wanted to bone a secretary. Tai Gong Wang: You read Xianxia webnovels and have a Royal Road account. Jaques de Molay (Saber): You want to take Jerusalem And that's all the ones I feel like doing.
I read the entirety of the count of monte cristo just because of this one man and I will not regret even one second of having to learn French justo to do so
As someone who tried to build a harem of every single Artoria for my EMIYA to enjoy _and_ reached bond 10 with his entire family back before I quit FGO, this video got me exactly right.
Hey! I do like Voyager and it's not for anything creepy, I see a little bit of me in him when I was younger. Just the starry-eyed adventurer, so wide-eyed to the world, so happy-go-lucky, honest and free. Just seeing him makes me cry sometimes. He's my little guardian angel who can always brighten up my day... And in some cases, he's like Kirby...
I uh,, feel immensely called out!! This video was a joy and thanks for making it for all the husbando enjoyers out there ❤ Also your Napoleon take is imensely based and I am feeling really called out by the Oberon one--
"You are in need of therapy, but for different reasons." YUUUUUUUP! Also I love Andersen's older form more just to be clear. Damn you got me there for hotwheels. For Shi it's more like, "You where given one headcanon about them, and you have never been the same since." the less said the better.
The napoleon one is so fucking accurate that I fucking read the whole gotterdamerung lostbelt just to read every single dialogue of him, never simped for a fate character this much.
surprisingly for edmond, i don't even know heathers nor do i know tsukihime that much either lmao but napoleon, muramasa, and percy? if i were to guess your type, you like big and strong, reliable big brother/fatherly types who would gladly let you hug their milkers as you cry your sorrows away /lh
Heathers is a black comedy musical with some very adult themes (murder is commonplace lol). Tsukihime is the first major success in the Nasuverse, predating Fate/stay night by 3 years.
@@thedean0 that checks out then! thank you for the insight JHSADJDAS plus i think the tsuki ref one was bc of roa being burnt to a crisp by him now that i look at it 😂
@@nuriel7752 real Tsukihime fans dont love Dantes for burning Roa, they hate him for it (well hate might be a strong word, but burning Roa isnt something that gives you brownie points in Tsukihime fandom)
as an oberon enthusiast, i find it amusing because the closest person in my life is almost him, just milder. imagine someone so out of touch with their feeling, bitter, and amusingly blunt. thank god we respect each other which means they feel free showing their true self with me. in front of others? god they're so into the act sometimes i want to slap them. can't help but laugh since the resemblance is uncanny.
Hey, there's an extra subset of Angra fans: ultra depressed people who bottle up all their hatred and sadness and turn it into jokes. They spend their therapy sessions trying to come up with quips when faced with their trauma. Source: me
Also Hektor sells JUULs to middle schoolers, but then gives them a lecture on how smoking is bad after they find out they got empty carts. While smoking a cigarette.
Man, what the hell. I did not get NP5 Tsuna Day 1 (with NP4 Douman out of nowhere), grailed him to 100 with gold fous, and clear all LB6.5 Heian Kyo bosses with him (all videos in my channel) to be told I don't exist. Tsuna's my man yo, I love him so much, see me.
Around the beginning I thought you were pulling these hyper-specific descriptions out of your ass. Then I reached Salieri and Asvatthaman. Now I'm not so sure.
HEY i love my Cu alter more than any other of my setvants because he was with me from Fuyuki and always saved my butt so you being able to almost perfectly call me out on him is kinda scary. Absolutely love the entire video❤
… Well, I sure took a lot of psychic damage at how called the fuck out I was for Dantes, Cu Alter, Bedivere, and especially Oberon. XD Still, this video was absolutely hilarious like I expected; thank you so much!
Okay everyone let's not forget that Oberon is the most relatable character in all of Fate: he wants his fictional wife to be real.
Holy shit true
And he wants to destroy Britain
Man really speaks on behalf of us who has fictional crushes
*I wanted to be Shirou's wife, but don't misunderstand, there is no homo here, I 100% just wanted to be a god of war with the most famous legend and greatest sword of mankind!*
*The greatest sword of mankind: The bone of shirou's Sword*
So your types are Napoleon, Percival, and Muramasa huh. Guess that makes you the guy that loves bro-types that also fantasizes about being saved by a big strong man.
Listen
@@thedean0we ain't listening you. WE'RE WELCOMING YOU
@@thedean0its ok we understand. Now youre one of us
Bro, Muramasa is top tier Husband (Wife).
@thedean0 One of us one of us one of us!!!!
"you are so aggressively submessive-" LEAVE ME ALONEEEEE
The Oberon one hit like an ending of dreams enhanced buster truck
For Archer Gil it could also be "You've actually read the translations of CCC and won't shut up about it."
AUO CAST OFF!
It’s what got me into the series. Gilgamesh x fem hakuno fanart was so good.
Dantes fans could also be turbo into Danga Roppa too, for that matter, or have some _serious_ revenge kinks.
I liked the book
why yes I like nagito.
The Limbo secret is you just need to surrond yourself with people as messed up as you are. Or just never leave the house. Or both.
Totally agree
REAL
He's a sick man and the fact that he can always be worse is just so hot for some reason
Iskandar: you have severe self-confidence issues and want a big, extroverted man with enough confidence for two of you to bring you out of your shell.
Alternatively: you aspire to become that extrovert
Another one for Asterios is "You are in desperate need of aftercare each time you go outside. God knows if Euryale did some irreversible damage to his brain during Okeanos."
and you're not wrong, fluffy boi is fluffy AND WE NEED ASTERIOS ALTER.
I've been begging the fgo gods for asterios alter 😭😭😭
I have never before hated something so much that I one hundred percent agreed with.
I will say this as a man who appreciates Jason: He is literally us (as Masters, at least.)
A mostly regular person thrust into an *incredibly* ridiculous situation making friends with demigods and having at least one purple girl effectively thrust into a deep committed relationship with us (and we didn't have a choice in the matter) still having to suck it up, do the job, and try not to die because people are counting on us. He's frankly nowhere *near* as bad as some commenters and even the game declares him to be, being instead a consistent and dedicated leader.
Oh, and as someone with executive function disorder, being at your weakest when you have complete freedom to chase your dreams and strongest with your back against the wall but instead given clear objectives... *That* is relatable. Jason is not a great person or idealized hero... But damn if he doesn't feel like a real person stuck in a frankly horrific setting and time period, which again... Relatable.
He’s also one of the very few servants who directly tells us it’s okay to run away, and for that I respect him immensely. I imagine it’s something Ritsuka struggles with… All that *pressure*
doesnt Saito also say something similar in the Valentine cutscene for him?@@katzkinder7031
@@tankusvult5253 i wouldnt know since he refuses to come home 😭
As a Dr. Roman fanboy i see this as an absolute win
I literally had to pause and gasp from the Cu Chulainn one. Bro knows too much
The one good thing of having a npc husbando is not getting called out for (laugh) (cry violent) (it's Patxi)
Romani...
Patxi, the best boy
I'm surprised no one said Pepe yet. But it pleases me to be the first 😁
Don't mind me, just a passing through Kadoc fan
Kirsch 😢
Voyager is not my husbando. He is my son. Biiiiiiiig diference.
OUR son.
@@espurrseyes42 All our treasured sons.
Hug the Voyager.
He's our son, our sun, and our sun's son.
As a Muramasa and Percival Lover, he hit the nail right on the head. They make me question my sexuality some times.
At least you can admit it man Lmao
Literally tho
fr fr
They're arts in the sense that they're among the world's marvels
CANT LIE THO
WHAT'S WRONG WITH LOVING BASIC WHITE MEN?!! We don't even have basic white men in our country!😭
Wait if we don't have them, then they're exotic right?
Yes. They are Exotic. White. Men.
"Exotic. White. Men." was not a series of words I was expecting to read this morning
I’m a big Arthur Proto lover and despite being vanilla that hit me hard man. I wouldn’t call Arthur ‘basic’ but to each their own. At least I wouldn’t cheat on him with for mister *NTR chanting*.
Some of these were far too accurate, lol. But if anyone tries to creep on Voyager, I can and will fetch the haunted steak knife that the house ghost likes to throw at me, and I will use it to stab any bits that are pointed at the baby. Nobody touches my child, dammit.
We will throw them into the sun
“Watanabe no Tsuna fans don’t exist”
Me: explodes into a million different particles
I don't care if Caenis is my waifu or my husbando, I just fucking love them
As an Arjuna, Karna, and Oberon lover…this is too real
1:19 but... HAVE YOU SEEN ADULT HANS
dean i want you to know that when you got to Bedivere I started punching my table aggressively so you should feel proud of yourself for that surgical-level callout
:smile emoji:
Never have I been told I have daddy issues twice in a row 😂
Dantes and Oberon lover here, and gotta say, INCORRECT ON ALL FRONTS.
I simply love dedicated and broken men.
For that same reason, Hans is on my list, but this is fine because a) he’s a grown man in an easily huggable body, and b) I am asexual, therefore, legality of a sexual relationship isn’t even a feature. Like it’s just not happening for either of us for many reasons
The Izou one was pretty accurate, i love him so much. He deserves the world 🛐
The chanting with Lancelot was just perfect 😂😂😂
5:46 Also, not really sure about the sun, but I do appreciate a chiseled jawline that looks as though it was sculpted by the gods 😁
That...that Oberon one hit WAY too close to home
I dont think im aggressively submissive(still feel called out lmao), but i do think that Douman is this when Seimei is with him lmao
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The Part When Arthur comes hit me so hard, How can he say something so true?!
I ACTUALLY really like Tsuna. Strictly 3rd ascension only of course
No joke, Napoleon is absolutely accurate and that's the exact reason why he's the first servant I ever grailed
And somehow, Oberon is spot on too, and I'm not sure what to think of this...
Ayyy! Same husbandos 😊
My grailed MEN.
Diarmuid(Saber): Well i am very vanilla.
Paracelsius: I do love me some FMA and Horimiya
Gawain: I do love himbo's with a "sunny" disposition
Achilles: Again very vanilla and very himbo
Napoelon: Thank you, you too
"Oh wow, fun vid. But there is no way this is gonna read me "
*Oberon description a perfect match*
"Huh"
Cú, Gil, Merlin and Douman 💀💀 i feel called out
Yeah i love Karna and *I AM OBJECTIVELY RIGHT* deal with it
Best man fr
I seriously don't get it how the heck this guy nailed me in the head with "i am objectively right" because that's what i always get from people everytime i talk so passionately about karna
Look I don’t really understand it but something about a manipulative asshole later turning into a melon-obsessed, messy, loser hikikomori activates my neurons despite being Aro/Ace. Also when he gets mad and yells at MC, saying rude shit while you have to try and understand all of his dialogue knowing it’s either a lie or going to be interpreted as one is really, really fun, too.
Can’t wait for Valentines/White Day or whatever (and summer 2 years from now) to have more content for the stinky moth man.
Muramasa/Shirou: You desperately want a housewife (male) of your own
Bhima: You desperately want a housewife (male) of your own...who is also your daddy and best bro all at once.
Duryuodhana: You either unironically think "I can fix him." Or you actually read the Mahabharata and and thought "No, he's perfect."
Setanta: You're actually Scathach
Takasugi Shinsaku: Your favorite anime is Big O and you like watching gunsmithing videos on youtube
Tezcatlipoca: You're in love with your drug dealer
Kirei/Rasputin: You were that one girl in highschool who was obsessed with Black Butler.
Camazotz: You are either a vampire fetishist or a GaoGaiGar fan.
Huang Feihu: You have a thing for widowed men and breadwinners.
Yamanami Keisuke: You've always wanted to bone a secretary.
Tai Gong Wang: You read Xianxia webnovels and have a Royal Road account.
Jaques de Molay (Saber): You want to take Jerusalem
And that's all the ones I feel like doing.
Arthur is my fav, shut up
ALSO I FEEL CALLED OUT FOR SAITO, HOW DID YOU KNOW---
liking arjuna is basic now (?)
pack it up lads we somehow won no one hates him anymore i think
I read the entirety of the count of monte cristo just because of this one man and I will not regret even one second of having to learn French justo to do so
My love for Asterios shall remain forever strong, I shall not kneel to these allegations no matter how right they may be
He is a GOOD FLUFFY BOY!
…Wait I might be misapplying the “husbando” title
I hate how much I've been called out by this, I am scared of my future as a nursing student as I heard Asclepius' part
I'm sorry you had to find out this way
That Oberon one hit so close to home I could swear I saw you outside my windows.
As a Douman simp, I have never been exposed so hard in my entire life.
As someone who tried to build a harem of every single Artoria for my EMIYA to enjoy _and_ reached bond 10 with his entire family back before I quit FGO, this video got me exactly right.
Hey! I do like Voyager and it's not for anything creepy, I see a little bit of me in him when I was younger. Just the starry-eyed adventurer, so wide-eyed to the world, so happy-go-lucky, honest and free. Just seeing him makes me cry sometimes. He's my little guardian angel who can always brighten up my day...
And in some cases, he's like Kirby...
Voyager deserves ALL the hugs!
@@kizunechao279 All of them, all the hugs for him.
Chen Gong: You are afraid of commitment.
For Dantes it could also be: You really like/liked(idk) Danganronpa.
Or you really like the Prison Tower event.
EXACTLY (i know nothing about dantes but i love nagito)
My embarrassing entrace into Fate was because of him 😔 (I really liked DR before I got into Fate)
Nothing to be embarrassed abou.t😅 I too thought "Man, this Guy Looks Like Nagito."
@@brucevanbaalen4992 Same artist.
I uh,, feel immensely called out!! This video was a joy and thanks for making it for all the husbando enjoyers out there ❤ Also your Napoleon take is imensely based and I am feeling really called out by the Oberon one--
The Oberon husbando description is even funnier cause that also describes Oberon himself.
"You are in need of therapy, but for different reasons."
YUUUUUUUP! Also I love Andersen's older form more just to be clear.
Damn you got me there for hotwheels.
For Shi it's more like, "You where given one headcanon about them, and you have never been the same since."
the less said the better.
It is indeed like you said, us Moriarty lovers do really like the enemies to lovers trope.
HELLO? The Iskandar one actually had my jaw on the floor… how dare you clock me like that. OMG! 😭
Caster Gil, All of the Cu’s, Ozymandias, Fergus, QSH, Hot Wheels, Asclepius, Percival yes all of these are very true
Play the Gilgamesh route of CCC and you'll add Archer Gil to the mix
the dantes and heathers one was scarily accurate
1:42 It was plastic lightsabers, thank you very much.
Dean putting two breads between my face: WHAT ARE YOU.
Me, the Arthur enjoyer: BASIC 😭
It took him mentioning all the tabletop games for me to realize this wasn't written for the ladies
I wrote it with both in mind as best as I could lol
@@thedean0A for effort 😂
For Astolfo, you like traps.
I did stolf in the waifu video :)
The napoleon one is so fucking accurate that I fucking read the whole gotterdamerung lostbelt just to read every single dialogue of him, never simped for a fate character this much.
I have never felt so personally attacked and agree so much when you mentioned Dantes and Bedivere lol
as the biggest salieri simp this is so real
I too, felt called out at the Salieri part. 😭
after watching this and the waifu video I have concluded that I am in dire need of therapy
Right there with you bro
surprisingly for edmond, i don't even know heathers nor do i know tsukihime that much either lmao but napoleon, muramasa, and percy? if i were to guess your type, you like big and strong, reliable big brother/fatherly types who would gladly let you hug their milkers as you cry your sorrows away /lh
Heathers is a black comedy musical with some very adult themes (murder is commonplace lol).
Tsukihime is the first major success in the Nasuverse, predating Fate/stay night by 3 years.
@@thedean0 that checks out then! thank you for the insight JHSADJDAS plus i think the tsuki ref one was bc of roa being burnt to a crisp by him now that i look at it 😂
@@nuriel7752 real Tsukihime fans dont love Dantes for burning Roa, they hate him for it (well hate might be a strong word, but burning Roa isnt something that gives you brownie points in Tsukihime fandom)
10:53
me and my constant delusional state because of low self-esteem: just smile and wave boys. just smile and wave
What a great video, the way you deliver the comments on each husbando is so true and hilarious.
Well, as a wise man once said: "You can't manipulate me if I manipulate me first!... Wai-"
I’m guessing the furry part is just implied for Edison without needing to state it.
Yes
6:54 Ah yes, King Arthur Camelot.
To be fair, he does have that Jonathan Joestar rizz.
as an oberon enthusiast, i find it amusing because the closest person in my life is almost him, just milder.
imagine someone so out of touch with their feeling, bitter, and amusingly blunt. thank god we respect each other which means they feel free showing their true self with me. in front of others? god they're so into the act sometimes i want to slap them. can't help but laugh since the resemblance is uncanny.
To be fair Proto Arthur is nore than basic, he's hawt and u would want him, muramasa said percival yes their hot
The douman one and the Oberon one really hurt me…..
I disagree with Siegfried's description. It should be, you always tend to apologise for every single thing even when you don't have to apologise. XD
I feel called out by that Douman and Ashvattaman one.
Bruh did Rama so dirty…
And as a Moriarty enjoyer: you are exactly correct
Hey, there's an extra subset of Angra fans: ultra depressed people who bottle up all their hatred and sadness and turn it into jokes. They spend their therapy sessions trying to come up with quips when faced with their trauma.
Source: me
Also Hektor sells JUULs to middle schoolers, but then gives them a lecture on how smoking is bad after they find out they got empty carts. While smoking a cigarette.
Honestly as a Sallieri enjoyer your description is pretty accurate
Man, what the hell. I did not get NP5 Tsuna Day 1 (with NP4 Douman out of nowhere), grailed him to 100 with gold fous, and clear all LB6.5 Heian Kyo bosses with him (all videos in my channel) to be told I don't exist. Tsuna's my man yo, I love him so much, see me.
Reasons why I like first Hassan: humanity can't stop making wars. Everyone ends now
I didn't need to be called out as many times as I did in this video 😂😂
Oberon simp babyyy
Around the beginning I thought you were pulling these hyper-specific descriptions out of your ass. Then I reached Salieri and Asvatthaman. Now I'm not so sure.
HEY i love my Cu alter more than any other of my setvants because he was with me from Fuyuki and always saved my butt so you being able to almost perfectly call me out on him is kinda scary. Absolutely love the entire video❤
This man came into my feed to obliterate me.
Listen Douman and Oberon are based.
I wonder what the description for people that like "Supreme Academy" Hans would be
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… Well, I sure took a lot of psychic damage at how called the fuck out I was for Dantes, Cu Alter, Bedivere, and especially Oberon. XD Still, this video was absolutely hilarious like I expected; thank you so much!
That feeling when you go through the video twice to confirm that Dioscuri isn't in it and it's worse than a roast🙃
I kinda just decided to cover them both in the waifu video
@@thedean0 Thanks for the heads up! I'll go check it out.
I "um actually" for Cae until the day that everyone just sees him like the guy he is
The cu proto one dealt critical damage God Dammit Lmao
Good stuff dude! Needed a good laugh this morning!
Thank you so much! It was funny and it's nice to make fun of our fav. Glad you covered the husbandos too :)
As a proud owner of lvl 120 Napoleon, I salute you and you taste
everyone is gar for archer
Now this is the content I’m looking for. Also I feel attacked
somehow missed my husbando in Romani
Only husbando is arash. Tanned, lean muscular, Harem MC hairstyle, would literally die for you, and on repeat.
Arash is
Lmao at Leonidas being called All Muscle.
Oberon Vortigern: you probably has fictional crush and wished them to be real (but you know they're not)