erad5 Pretty much. They had all just started taking lessons, and figured a "Live on the Lawn" event at a local music store was the perfect place to show off their newly acquired "skills". Sad story, that store is no longer open. The owner didn't know shit about running a business, and his wife had a bad habit of taking money from the register to get her hair and nails done, so any hired help they had running that trainwreck came out unpaid. They weren't even around when it tanked, they made up some BS about needing to be out of state for something and everything from inside that was tossed out on the street was taken by neighbors or people who would actually appreciate and take care of it.
Mox_au I'm with you F lil waynes useless a$$ trying to pretend he can play guitar. Those guys destroyed an amazing song. I wanted to stab my ears with pencils rather then listen to them. But then I realized that was abit extreme and skipped over them. still..... Screw lil Wayne.
Once at an open mike I watched a guitarist do a screaming shred-fest over "all along the watchtower" only to be told afterwards that the rest of the band had retuned back to standard tuning after they had tuned down a full step at practice and he apparently had not remembered to do so. Played through the whole lead guitar showcase of 10 minute solo without realizing nearly every note was garbage. Some people just don't have ears for it
He was actually trying to dictate the beat.I guess the drummer ( if that's what you can call him ) evidently has no clue as to what he's supposed to do...
The balls they have to actually go on stage to play like THAT IS ASTONISHING. I get that folks need to build confidence but they also need to be told ‘come back when you’ve had A LOT MORE PRACTICE’.
he's in a room with three other people rehearsing who are not hearing it either. But they all have equipment. Forced to play the picknick by a wife, or a warehouse/office band thrown together for a function and no one can really play.
I was in a high school band. We wanted to play Metallica at the talent show. I made a lot of mistakes but my band didn't seem to care. On the day of the talent show they told me they found a replacement. They could have told me way before. I knew I sucked back then.
The first show I ever played was a high school talent show. We didn’t make it to the show because there was a tryout first, so the tryout was our first show. Probably like these bands , we rehearsed once and I think we spent that time just getting drunk and not playing. Well anyways we sucked so bad we could have easily been on one of these compilations, but at least I realized how bad we were and I vowed to never do that again. Well it ended up happening with another band years later but for the most part we actually practice before we go out
I love it how the camera zooms in on the vista with the word 'MUSIC' on the building, and the drummers eye peeking out as the guy laughs! - You couldn't make it up!
I see Lil' Wayne is taking the minimalist approach to the guitar solo. It really delves deep into the psychological intricacies of the music industry and says a lot about society. Truly a work of art.
I kind of see what you are saying but to me he sounds like he's just learning and when was that ever against the law? Who knows, it might just be in the future.
5 sounds like something you'd hear at guitar center. 4 trying to be soulful....not going too well. 3 basically the same as four. 2 you know when you've only just learned how to play bends but think you're a master at it? yeah that's what this is. 1..... Someone should have told Lil Wayne that 2 notes with inconsistent picking does not count as a solo.
clowntrooper61 made it ROCK! the blues scale and progression was around way before blacks got a hold of harmonicas and beat up acoustics...it's just a myth...
#5 is kind of amazing. How can your technique be that good when the sound you make with it is that bad? That's impressive in itself. I have never seen a worse performance than #3.
@@helmutswetglanz2590 look up horrorscension youll be impressed. Insane composition and the drums are wild as fuck its tech metal drumming but without regular cymbals and using woodblocks and shit. Super good honestly
Lil Wayne reminds me of those times when I was REALLY stoned and the gap between two strings was like the grand canyon, and the strings themselves were like drapery cords.
You know, I suddenly feel better about my soloing. Also the guys on number 3 are awful at playing but they definetly have some negotiation skills with the fact that they managed to get a gig XD
Lil Wayne's solo was so beautiful. So much feeling in those muted notes, they symbolize his troubles in life and how he overcame them. He's so amazing he only needs 2 notes to show he's the best.
@@josephmarshall6599 thats how my Dad sounded the first time i handed him my Explorer....looking at the right hand real carefully and then the left.... kinda makes you realize how HARD it really IS to do this guitar playing thing.... i take it for granted now after 42 years....anybody can do it.....its EASY, lol
@@edwhite7475 lol. very true. haha. I guess everyone in his little entourage, including mgmt and so forth, were too afraid to tell the mighty star 1) It just looks bad 2) It sounds even worse 3) Even if played by one of us it would still sound bad bc it is a 2 note riff my 2 yr old daughter plucks and 4) you're not a musician. Don't pretend to be one....
The sad thing about number one is that it was part of a professionally made music video that was released to the public. It's so sad what the music industry has become.
What really sucks is when the person who fucks up rips on you for doing fine. I was in a band for a live gig. The rhythm guitarist/singer wanted to do a song we'd not planned on doing, rehearsed once, months earlier, never really had, but he really wanted to do it. Sure. So, I joked aloud - I don't remember the chords, but I'll follow. It was one of our best songs of the night. The lead guitarist didn't remember it either, never sure when to solo. It was just the three of us. I was on bass and playing a heavy rhythm to keep the beat. The audience was clapping along. The irony - the singer had totally messed up. He'd skipped a solo, forgot a chorus, restarted a verse, and didn't know how to end it. Afterwards he ripped me a new one and how maybe I should have sheet music. Yeah, I got the song fine and kept up with him. The lead guitarist held back playing a few times as he was totally lost. But, yeah, blame me.
I've often wondered when somebody plays this poorly how they can tell when they make a mistake or when they improve because there's not even two consecutive notes that sound like they go together. That in itself is rather difficult to accomplish.
#3: The elements combine in this video to create a pure work of genius. -The painfully ironic misnomer of "MUSIC" on the wall behind them. -The smug laziness of each "performer" clearly believing they've got this one "in the bag". -The awkward wandering of the lead singer, with premeditated jeans hole and sunglasses to protect his bald spot. -Lead guitarist clearly hates David Gilmour and freedom itself. -Bass player wakes up, plucks random notes loudly thus inviting lead singer's tuneless plea.
I once left my guitar switched on while I was in the kitchen getting some lunch. Then I heard this death metal guitar solo coming from the living room. When I went to investigate I found the cat slapping the strings of the guitar with its paws. That sounded 10 times better than anything I heard in this video.
Number 3 😂😂😂 My band was playing at that same show! Everytime I drive by this music store (it's closed now) I always smile and pull up the original video for whoever is with me to watch. Good times 😅
Got bad news for you. Limp Biscuit is back. The're doing a tour. This is gonna give "Give Me Something To Break" a whole new meaning as Fred breaks his aging hip while trying to be 20 again.
I used to tell my students - "You don't play guitar with your fingers - you play guitar with your EARS." These people have no ears - they lack the metacognitive ability to realize that they're bad, i.e. they don't know that they don't know. The first guitar player, for example, has arguably plenty of "technical ability" (sweep picking for example), but absolutely NO TONALITY WHATSOEVER
He's creating his own music, If he enjoys it leave him be. Personally if he can play a guitar like that i am pretty confident he can probably learn and play any song you know better than you can.
Maiden Head That's not the point Maiden, so yeah he has the general skills to play songs that were made by someone else but if he has the eventual want-to to make his own music, then it takes an EAR for music as they say. And even when listening to Heavy Metal or thrash metal you can hear a melody in the guitars, in hearing him play that "solo" I didn't hear anything except noise. It's one thing to say your music is good, but its another thing to hear it from someone else.
Jon RT not sure you know what you're talking about either. Let people enjoy what they're doing without being an armchair critic in some kind of ivory tower. What a glorious place to be.
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while! Thank you to whoever put these gems together! I cant get #3 out of my head. I just keep bursting out laughing! My wife thinks im losing it lol.
I've been playing around with a guitar for over thirty years and I never once played that badly. And, until now, I don't think I've have ever felt so good about my own musical skills. Evidently, I Rock!
I was actually at the Pink Floyd cover band show. It was in Augusta, Ga. for the grand opening of a music store about 15 years ago or so. It was hard to watch. I cannot express how happy i was to find this video 15 years later and to able to experience the magic all over again. Thank you internet.
#5 wasn't to bad. 4 i think it had to do with his clothing, 3 i think they were just drunk, 2 Fred needs to stick with using his voice and 1 i don't think lil wayne was even playing! lol
I also cannot even alternative pick without hitting other strings by accident from time to time, and depending on the speed I'm going. Every song I like uses alternative picking and I'm willing to further improve to be able to play with fluidity and make it feel easy for me, just like when I started, playing smoke on the water with bar chords was a tad awkward but everybody learns step by step. Currently learning Walk With Me In Hell - Lamb of God, I've memorized everything but need to work on
I laughed so hard I threw up, and I’m totally okay with that. I always say I support every musician willing to take the state but dang; number 3; exorcist pea soup would be coming out of my nose sitting live at that concert. I’m sorry I wouldn’t be able to control it. As soon as that one dude started laughing in the crowd, done. The hope and dream is over at keeping any composure.
Takes some nuts to tackle what's generally considered one of the all-time best guitar solos and then make such an irredeemable muck of it. And every member of that band was playing awful.
Number 4 is "Nothing Came Out" by Moldy Peaches - the overdubbed double solo on the album is even better. As someone already commented on here, it is a classic.
#3 is what happens when you sold tickets for a live band that bails on you! Hey Bob, run home and grab your kid's guitar! Doug, borrow your uncle's drum set. I can sing. Uh, not when you're sober. Bob, please! Get that guitar, I already spent the ticket money! Besides, how hard can it be!
So, uh, these are obviously fake, satirical videos, like a lot of others out there ('shred videos'). Am I missing a second level of the joke where everyone comments as if these had the actual audio?
That first one isn't bad. Behold...The Arctopus is a form of jazz, meaning improvisation takes place on leads often. They are actually a very badass band doing what they do with only 3 people (the drummer isn't in that video.)
Simeey These are the same fuckers who preferred Lil' Wayne's playing over Yngwie Malmsteen because he has "feeling" in his guitar playing. Really? You're either trolling or you're just that stupid.
The dude at number three just seemed like he had just started playing and he made a band with his friends... the only thing he needs is a few lessons... the vocalist on the other hand... yikes. As for the number two spot... everyone in the audience through up their hands and said "Never mind!"
Number 5 just sounds like what you always hear when you walk into Guitar Center.
while a drummer is off in the distance doing nothing but fills
Ya u hear my horibble 2 week playings
They all do!
@@josh24441 LOL!
I avoid guitar stores because I worked in one for years and had to listen to awful players all day
Imagine the balls to play that shit in rehearsal and then be ok with getting on stage
Didn't look like any rehearsal occurred at all.
Lmao 🤣
😂😂😂😂
Rehearsals? I doubt it.
🤣🤣😂😂
The best part of the Pink Floyd cover is people actually start laughing when he plays the solo.
Lol i heard that too
Maybe they were happy the singer finally stopped.
absolutely hilarious.
l0l
I loved that there was a big sign right behind them that said MUSIC. lol
The guy "singing" Pink Floyd is WAY worse than the dude on guitar. lmao
Yes! Wow! You would think it had to be joke, that they knew they totally sucked. But maybe not . . . .
Tone deaf
Let’s just be glad they are all in that band and not ours. 😂
Saying he was off key is an understatement.
Equally as shitty but not worse.
wow...that whole comfortably numb band....just wow
excruciatingly pained.
Mox_au very good chance that was the first time they actually played together LOL
erad5 Pretty much. They had all just started taking lessons, and figured a "Live on the Lawn" event at a local music store was the perfect place to show off their newly acquired "skills".
Sad story, that store is no longer open. The owner didn't know shit about running a business, and his wife had a bad habit of taking money from the register to get her hair and nails done, so any hired help they had running that trainwreck came out unpaid. They weren't even around when it tanked, they made up some BS about needing to be out of state for something and everything from inside that was tossed out on the street was taken by neighbors or people who would actually appreciate and take care of it.
I missed out unfortunately, but was happy to learn the good stuff was mostly taken by local musicians.
Mox_au I'm with you F lil waynes useless a$$ trying to pretend he can play guitar.
Those guys destroyed an amazing song. I wanted to stab my ears with pencils rather then listen to them. But then I realized that was abit extreme and skipped over them. still.....
Screw lil Wayne.
Once at an open mike I watched a guitarist do a screaming shred-fest over "all along the watchtower" only to be told afterwards that the rest of the band had retuned back to standard tuning after they had tuned down a full step at practice and he apparently had not remembered to do so. Played through the whole lead guitar showcase of 10 minute solo without realizing nearly every note was garbage. Some people just don't have ears for it
you did what to mike???
lead guitarists especially dont have ears for it. They might not have ears at all
@@connormcdonald5075i'm a lead guitarist and have got the best ears of my band and possibly the best of the village
It's 11pm and i'm laughing uncontrollably
I have become uncomfortably numb.
You just predicated a new american football song
I became something....I think...wowed.....NOT in a good way......Kind of like Penny on the BBT when Amy gave her the painting.......wow....
@@jamiecarter5083 Not familiar with the reference.
@@canadianroot th-cam.com/video/PSHV9S43NPQ/w-d-xo.html
@@canadianroot Above average US TV Sitcom.
Good cast.
And as good as 22 minutes, Red Green Show and TPB
Lil Wayne's solo is the exact sound you get when you hand your guitar to someone who has never even seen one in person before.
Lil Wayne's solo is the exact sound you get when you hand your guitar to an intoxicated baboon.
@@scarletturk3892😂😂😂😂
Its fake fyi. Watch the original video
So true!
the bass player in number 3 was tenacious in his quest to find the beat
That drummer couldn't play a fill even if he was presented a check for one billion dollars and a date with the AT&T girl.
not many bass players have the genius to play on 2 and 4 every few measures ... ground breaking stuff
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're giving to much credit for sheer crazy with he Rookie
He was actually trying to dictate the beat.I guess the drummer ( if that's what you can call him ) evidently has no clue as to what he's supposed to do...
The AT & T girl? You mean mommy milkers Milana Vayntrub? LOL (she got super triggered because people kept saying that to her lol)
The balls they have to actually go on stage to play like THAT IS ASTONISHING. I get that folks need to build confidence but they also need to be told ‘come back when you’ve had A LOT MORE PRACTICE’.
he's in a room with three other people rehearsing who are not hearing it either. But they all have equipment.
Forced to play the picknick by a wife, or a warehouse/office band thrown together for a function and no one can really play.
TABS PLEASE !!!
Sebastian Prieto Sorry. I learn guitar by ear... just kidding i don't have any tabs!
Sebastian Prieto haha they using SHIT MUSIC! instead of Sheet Music!!!!!!
Haha this made me die!
Sebastian Prieto best comment ever ,,,jajajaja
GGrunge222 ears are for the beginners use your eyes!
I was in a high school band. We wanted to play Metallica at the talent show. I made a lot of mistakes but my band didn't seem to care. On the day of the talent show they told me they found a replacement. They could have told me way before. I knew I sucked back then.
That's YOUR contribution to music!
The first show I ever played was a high school talent show. We didn’t make it to the show because there was a tryout first, so the tryout was our first show. Probably like these bands , we rehearsed once and I think we spent that time just getting drunk and not playing. Well anyways we sucked so bad we could have easily been on one of these compilations, but at least I realized how bad we were and I vowed to never do that again. Well it ended up happening with another band years later but for the most part we actually practice before we go out
villain origin story
That's the origin story of Megadeth.
😂😂😂😂😂@@klippklar314
The crowd guy laughing at 1:20 gets me every time.
absolutely hilarious.
I love it how the camera zooms in on the vista with the word 'MUSIC' on the building, and the drummers eye peeking out as the guy laughs! - You couldn't make it up!
Haha
Even the singer couldn't believe what he was hearing.
Thanks...I now feel like a guitar God
Seriously. I watch videos of Tim Henson and the like and I'm just like... "shit... I suck". This is a serious confidence builder.
@@TheRealMasonYoung This is GREAT confidence builder for me haha!
Same here bro xD
@@TheRealMasonYoung don’t worry mate, math rock sounds the same
666th liker
"Daddy, is that man killing that guitar?" - The Simpsons.
hahahahahahahhaahha
Gae
I see Lil' Wayne is taking the minimalist approach to the guitar solo. It really delves deep into the psychological intricacies of the music industry and says a lot about society. Truly a work of art.
I kind of see what you are saying but to me he sounds like he's just learning and when was that ever against the law? Who knows, it might just be in the future.
No it's terrible
What’s your subtext bro
Practically Lil’ Wayne’s entire music career says a lot about society. Not much of it good.
An underrated genius in my opinion.
5 sounds like something you'd hear at guitar center.
4 trying to be soulful....not going too well.
3 basically the same as four.
2 you know when you've only just learned how to play bends but think you're a master at it? yeah that's what this is.
1..... Someone should have told Lil Wayne that 2 notes with inconsistent picking does not count as a solo.
1 is just... just... it's... there are no words for number 1.
Oh there are. It's just we can't say them because there are children on this site.
BuzzsawMoviesLtd Since when is that a concern over the internet? :P
Touche
BuzzsawMoviesLtd given that little argument, Lil Wayne's arse-garbled excuse for a "guitar solo" was absolute SHYTE.
Who the fuck gave lil wayne a guitar....
Someone who didn't know how bad he was at playing guitar
Gideon52480 I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS COMMENT
He is black...he stole it.
Joe Bro African Americans invented blues. It was whites who took blues and made it rockabilly.
clowntrooper61 made it ROCK! the blues scale and progression was around way before blacks got a hold of harmonicas and beat up acoustics...it's just a myth...
#5 is kind of amazing. How can your technique be that good when the sound you make with it is that bad? That's impressive in itself.
I have never seen a worse performance than #3.
It’s avant-garde bullshit
THIS ONES CALLED ALCOHOLOCAUST FROM THE ALBUM NANO NUCLEONIC CYBORG SUMMONING
I would go see that band for the entertainment
@@helmutswetglanz2590 look up horrorscension youll be impressed. Insane composition and the drums are wild as fuck its tech metal drumming but without regular cymbals and using woodblocks and shit. Super good honestly
#5 has awful technique, newbies could consider it as a huge skill but he's just hitting the random notes
Lil Wayne reminds me of those times when I was REALLY stoned and the gap between two strings was like the grand canyon, and the strings themselves were like drapery cords.
You know, I suddenly feel better about my soloing. Also the guys on number 3 are awful at playing but they definetly have some negotiation skills with the fact that they managed to get a gig XD
Here here agree, my sucking guitar playing now actually sounds good
Lil Wayne's solo was so beautiful. So much feeling in those muted notes, they symbolize his troubles in life and how he overcame them. He's so amazing he only needs 2 notes to show he's the best.
yeah THAT is called "TALENT"
@@edwhite7475 lol. It's so bad you would think it is intentional. It's unbelievably stupid.
@@josephmarshall6599 thats how my Dad sounded the first time i handed him my Explorer....looking at the right hand real carefully and then the left....
kinda makes you realize how HARD it really IS to do this guitar playing thing....
i take it for granted now after 42 years....anybody can do it.....its EASY, lol
@@edwhite7475 lol. very true. haha.
I guess everyone in his little entourage, including mgmt and so forth, were too afraid to tell the mighty star 1) It just looks bad 2) It sounds even worse 3) Even if played by one of us it would still sound bad bc it is a 2 note riff my 2 yr old daughter plucks and 4) you're not a musician. Don't pretend to be one....
Indeed. When you find the true yin and yang, you need not search further.
The sad thing about number one is that it was part of a professionally made music video that was released to the public. It's so sad what the music industry has become.
He probably played bad on purpose though.
mcrfan343 Shut the fuck up.
Make me, bitch.
mcrfan343 4 months for a reply... i think he did pretty well
mcrfan343 4 months for a reply... i think he did pretty well
What really sucks is when the person who fucks up rips on you for doing fine. I was in a band for a live gig. The rhythm guitarist/singer wanted to do a song we'd not planned on doing, rehearsed once, months earlier, never really had, but he really wanted to do it. Sure. So, I joked aloud - I don't remember the chords, but I'll follow. It was one of our best songs of the night. The lead guitarist didn't remember it either, never sure when to solo. It was just the three of us. I was on bass and playing a heavy rhythm to keep the beat. The audience was clapping along. The irony - the singer had totally messed up. He'd skipped a solo, forgot a chorus, restarted a verse, and didn't know how to end it. Afterwards he ripped me a new one and how maybe I should have sheet music. Yeah, I got the song fine and kept up with him. The lead guitarist held back playing a few times as he was totally lost. But, yeah, blame me.
And, you didn't fight him?
I would have. I'm not an amateur, not being treated like it by one.
Maybe you should speak to him about it 😂
nº 3: can't tell what's worst. the vocals or the guitar
They both make me consider a painful suicide.
Vocals
It sounds like they all just met and all played different songs
or the ride cymbal player.
LOL!!! ..ya that was really bad😆
does lil wayne know how a guitar works
I've often wondered when somebody plays this poorly how they can tell when they make a mistake or when they improve because there's not even two consecutive notes that sound like they go together. That in itself is rather difficult to accomplish.
1:09 I wish I could become comfortably deaf
I just love the singer's grimace at 1:38. He knows.
Well, as if his singing was better :D
😂
He felt that bend in his soul lmao
“We suck so hard I want to laugh at myself 🤦🏻”
Anyone else cringe so hard that your face got a cramp?
No but I did get a mean case of douchebumps.
To quote Frankie Boyle "i cringed so hard i can now clench my face into a fist".
Nathan Gainsborough
ROFL!
NOW THAT IS SOME HEAVY DUTY CRINGING!
ROFL!
hahahahhaha you just said it right
yep
#3: The elements combine in this video to create a pure work of genius.
-The painfully ironic misnomer of "MUSIC" on the wall behind them.
-The smug laziness of each "performer" clearly believing they've got this one "in the bag".
-The awkward wandering of the lead singer, with premeditated jeans hole and sunglasses to protect his bald spot.
-Lead guitarist clearly hates David Gilmour and freedom itself.
-Bass player wakes up, plucks random notes loudly thus inviting lead singer's tuneless plea.
Fortunately the rest of the band members' incredible performances totally saved Comfortably Numb.
I detect a fib.
🤣🤣🤣 You'd think with all the random timing and off-key guitar and singing they'd hit something right by pure accident 😝🤣🤣
I remember when I was 9, got my first guitar and played like Lil Wayne. ohh the memories
the Lil Wayne playing times are the best not know what your doing just fun....
tacicalt3ar yeah, smoke a dubie and just jam
+BudFactorE ahh and dubie would just top it off
I once left my guitar switched on while I was in the kitchen getting some lunch. Then I heard this death metal guitar solo coming from the living room. When I went to investigate I found the cat slapping the strings of the guitar with its paws.
That sounded 10 times better than anything I heard in this video.
This has actually inspired me to go pick up the guitar again. I was never this bad!
I love the laugh at 1:21 when he starts playing HAHAHA
Number 3 😂😂😂
My band was playing at that same show! Everytime I drive by this music store (it's closed now) I always smile and pull up the original video for whoever is with me to watch. Good times 😅
How’d your band do?
Lil Wayne needs to just go away... Durst too
HEY HEY I FUCKING KNOW YOU HEY BRO ANSWER BACK TO ME
Lil Wayne is a good republican. And trump supporter. I have massive respect for that at least.
The funny thing is Durst still plays like this.
He certainly is not a musician!
Got bad news for you. Limp Biscuit is back. The're doing a tour.
This is gonna give "Give Me Something To Break" a whole new meaning as Fred breaks his aging hip while trying to be 20 again.
5 obviously has never driven a car cause he clearly has never seen keys 😅....oknvm
He's playing Z flat Aeolian
I thought it was pretty cool
I used to tell my students - "You don't play guitar with your fingers - you play guitar with your EARS." These people have no ears - they lack the metacognitive ability to realize that they're bad, i.e. they don't know that they don't know. The first guitar player, for example, has arguably plenty of "technical ability" (sweep picking for example), but absolutely NO TONALITY WHATSOEVER
I'm learning it myself, I can't read notes apart from tabs so the only option I have is to do it by ear. Still works so far.
He's creating his own music, If he enjoys it leave him be. Personally if he can play a guitar like that i am pretty confident he can probably learn and play any song you know better than you can.
Maiden Head That's not the point Maiden, so yeah he has the general skills to play songs that were made by someone else but if he has the eventual want-to to make his own music, then it takes an EAR for music as they say. And even when listening to Heavy Metal or thrash metal you can hear a melody in the guitars, in hearing him play that "solo" I didn't hear anything except noise. It's one thing to say your music is good, but its another thing to hear it from someone else.
Jon RT not sure you know what you're talking about either. Let people enjoy what they're doing without being an armchair critic in some kind of ivory tower. What a glorious place to be.
+Ted Hoffman - leave be, leave be. too much study and not enough creativity.
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while! Thank you to whoever put these gems together! I cant get #3 out of my head. I just keep bursting out laughing! My wife thinks im losing it lol.
every time i igo to guitar center this is what it sounds like
These guys make me look like Eddie Van Halen, Randy Rhoads, Brad Gillis, Vito Bratta, Joe Satriani and Steve Vai combined.
you mean lil wayne?
Lmao
Don't forget, SRV, Steve Morse, and Hi-Fye from the Flintstones. 🎸🤘
Was #1 for real? It cant be real life...
Yes, it is real. It is called Leather so Soft. To see this horrific "solo", skip to the end.
0:59 I love the slow pan down, as if the camera guy is silently saying: "Oh and by the way, get a load of this too. Go ahead and take a gander."
Every time I get sad because I can't play a solo or a fast riff I just watch this video and see how shitty are some people confronted to me.
When you accidentally forget to bring your left-handed guitar.
Im so happy my brother is right handed and I got my first Guitar from him, saved me so much pain over the years 😂
Number 2 makes me want to just redo it, because the vibe that would give if done right would sound amazing
These sound like every music store . Behold the arctopus sounds like guitar center's Line 6 Spider section.
Number 4 he is filmed head to toe like he's not from this planet.😂😂😂
Lmfao I love the zoom in on the boots at the end
I think I saw someone like him on the original Star Trek.
Season 2 Episode 7
Kirk circling Uranus in search of Klingons.
I've been playing around with a guitar for over thirty years and I never once played that badly. And, until now, I don't think I've have ever felt so good about my own musical skills.
Evidently, I Rock!
I was actually at the Pink Floyd cover band show. It was in Augusta, Ga. for the grand opening of a music store about 15 years ago or so. It was hard to watch. I cannot express how happy i was to find this video 15 years later and to able to experience the magic all over again.
Thank you internet.
#5 was pretty good if he just wanted to show off his speed.
#5 wasn't to bad. 4 i think it had to do with his clothing, 3 i think they were just drunk, 2 Fred needs to stick with using his voice and 1 i don't think lil wayne was even playing! lol
Stephen McMillan
Agreed
Stephen McMillan number 4 was only bad because of his clothing? Might wanna get your ears checked rofl
Are you kidding they all suck lol
How does number 5 fully suck
I also cannot even alternative pick without hitting other strings by accident from time to time, and depending on the speed I'm going. Every song I like uses alternative picking and I'm willing to further improve to be able to play with fluidity and make it feel easy for me, just like when I started, playing smoke on the water with bar chords was a tad awkward but everybody learns step by step. Currently learning Walk With Me In Hell - Lamb of God, I've memorized everything but need to work on
The two guys at 0:20 sound like Beavis and Butthead
Phrasing is everything.
I think #3 was intentional if I remember right. Bass Player looking to see if he hit the right note 1:35
That Comfortably Numb mess is the best worst thing I've ever seen!
Watched it three times - laughed harder each time
5 isn't bad, its just experimental and strange.
Yea I agree
Hidious Vanity If you're talking about experimental and strange I would say 4 is absolutely better than 5
Hidious Vanity The group is called Psyopus if your interested.
Hidious Vanity I would say it may be experimental and strange, but you can hear lots of messups and bad sounds that could be improved upon.
Glenn Mendoza Actually it's Behold... The Arctopus. Very technical metal band.
The fact is that those "worst" guitar solo are really hard to play for most so its just horrible in sound but to play must be absolutely terrorical
The soloists doing the pink Floyd cover, has a tuner strapped to his guitar so he can play his out of key solo in tune.
I like the way the Comfortably Numb guy thoughtfully switches off the boost button at the end of his "solo." Gotta make sonic room for that vocalist!
I laughed so hard I threw up, and I’m totally okay with that.
I always say I support every musician willing to take the state but dang; number 3; exorcist pea soup would be coming out of my nose sitting live at that concert. I’m sorry I wouldn’t be able to control it. As soon as that one dude started laughing in the crowd, done. The hope and dream is over at keeping any composure.
"How do I make it say niggah?"
I played this in front of my dog. Dog hates me now.
I just finished playing Comfortably Numb (the second solo) and then saw this. This is sad. This hurts.
They should be Shot on site. For trying to sing Comfortably Numb and that god awful solo. Please don't try that again.
I think those guys were fucking drunk. That was horrible.
It wasn't only a bad guitar solo, the whole band is horrible.
I honestly think it's the first time they ever played anything ever.
Takes some nuts to tackle what's generally considered one of the all-time best guitar solos and then make such an irredeemable muck of it. And every member of that band was playing awful.
barrettproduction AaAaA have become comfortably dumb dinga dinga ding
Wow! The confidence it must take to perform that badly in front of that many people and continue on. I envy those guys playing comfortably numb.
I was at this Limp Bizlit gig at Finsbury Park in 2003 when Fred played that. It sounded even worse in person.
Number 4 is "Nothing Came Out" by Moldy Peaches - the overdubbed double solo on the album is even better. As someone already commented on here, it is a classic.
Ive been looking for that song forever man. Thanks
Gracias lo buscaba de años esta canción
I feel so much better about my guitar skills after watching this. Thank you!
idk what's worse, the solo on number 4 or the outfit.
Enlo Marco my fave
#3 is what happens when you sold tickets for a live band that bails on you!
Hey Bob, run home and grab your kid's guitar!
Doug, borrow your uncle's drum set.
I can sing.
Uh, not when you're sober.
Bob, please! Get that guitar,
I already spent the ticket money!
Besides, how hard can it be!
For anyone that wants to play like lil Wayne his guitar is tuned to F-A-G-G-O-T
The guy has a daughter so doubtful.
Being gay and terrible at guitar is two very different things. Checkout Prince's guitar-solo's for an illustration.
A joke that aged like the finest of milks.
So, #4 could be polished and turn into an amazing piece
Wow... that's inspiring... maybe i'm not so bad after all. Yay!
1:30 Comfortably Numb Shitar solo...
Q: Anybody Got Tabs for any of these remarkable Shitar Solos?
Comfortably Numb (number 3) - incredible! One of the most unmusical things I've ever heard.
thats why i dont shred mindlessly
Feels like I just spent three minutes in Guitar Center.
He picks light so he don't piss the sound off!
Not even the Flying Spaghetti Monster (our lord and savior) would approve of the amount of noodling taking place here.
Wassup my nigga
damn the butchering of comfortably numb. At the point i would of just ran random pentatonic licks
I’m willing to bet the guitarist and bassist don’t know any pentatonic licks..
@@patrickmurphy9186 they also seem to have no concept of key nor time.
So, uh, these are obviously fake, satirical videos, like a lot of others out there ('shred videos'). Am I missing a second level of the joke where everyone comments as if these had the actual audio?
00:36 the camera guy inspected this dude like he was from another planet. The last couple seconds lmao.
Also that's The Moldy Peaches and that solo kind of slaps.
mike lerner? more like MIKE LERNER TO PLAY FUCKING GUITAR!
Ohhhhhh
He plays like a lerner
I was literally thinking the same thing and was about to post the same comment, no lie, lol
That first one isn't bad. Behold...The Arctopus is a form of jazz, meaning improvisation takes place on leads often. They are actually a very badass band doing what they do with only 3 people (the drummer isn't in that video.)
I cannot believe that some people said Lil Wayne is better then Kirk hammett *FacePalm*
Obvious trolling is obvious... :)
Lil wayne couldnt play guitar to save his life
***** No some of the rap fans are actually serious about it as they have no idea about guitar. .__.
Simeey These are the same fuckers who preferred Lil' Wayne's playing over Yngwie Malmsteen because he has "feeling" in his guitar playing. Really? You're either trolling or you're just that stupid.
Bryan Reyna Ayt stfu, dont want to start argument with you.
I mean the first one sounded bad but at least he could actually shred the 'wrong notes' , the playing was pretty clean
I actually love number 4, its like some velvet underground noise rock shit
It sounds like they are covering "blinded by the light" (solo)
number 5 really wasn't that bad, that was actually a pretty solid mathcore solo
I was gonna say I could do worse but then those guys pretending to play Comfortably Numb came on and I decided I couldn't. lol
the first is an average buckethead's solo and it's awesome
I have never touched a guitar in my life but i'm pretty sure that i can do whatever it was that Lil Wayne was doing.
I’ve played guitar my whole life and I can confirm, yes you can
The dude at number three just seemed like he had just started playing and he made a band with his friends... the only thing he needs is a few lessons... the vocalist on the other hand... yikes. As for the number two spot... everyone in the audience through up their hands and said "Never mind!"
I dig the number 4 solo. Confessions it fits the song better than the actual solo
what is the name of the song and or band?
#5 is sick. They sound like they would fit in well with a mathcore band, or some technical avante garde metal.
This is the first time in my life I've ever thought, "Fred Durst was the best"
I really like number 4
Number 3 needs more cowbell...
The band on number 3 was the Grateful Dead WITHOUT the drugs.
And that's how Jazz was born.
#1 hahahahaha ! Watching lil wayne play guitar is like watching a fat chick eat celery
LO-FUCKIN'-L !!