This Bonkers Religious Film is Bad and Gross.

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  • @JazzyUte
    @JazzyUte ปีที่แล้ว +767

    Fun fact: For years, only Big Bird could see Mr. Snuffleupagus on Sesame Street, and none of the adults actually believed he existed. But the writers realized that having adults not believe Big Bird was sending a message to children that their parents might not believe them if they were to ever admit something - like sexual assault. So, in 1985, Mr. Snuffleupagus was introduced to the adults!

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum ปีที่แล้ว +74

      This was indeed a fun fact, though for the life of me, I can't figure out what it has to do with this video. I would like to believe that you just wander around TH-cam, posting random facts in comment sections of unrelated videos.

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy ปีที่แล้ว +80

      It wasn't that only Big Bird could see him. He wasn't invisible. He would just always happen to have to leave right before someone else entered the area.

    • @maxsync183
      @maxsync183 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@amityislandchum yeah its bizarre, the only thing this comment has in common with the video is that they both discuss the same topic. aside from that theyre just completely disconnected, cant imagine why they would post it.

    • @ogeid772
      @ogeid772 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      ​@@amityislandchum she mentioned in the video how she found creepy whenever magical creatures in movies tell children to keep their existence a secret

    • @TimeTravelerJessica
      @TimeTravelerJessica ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The difference is that media was made by people that care deeply about the messages they're sending to children

  • @TheWretchedOwl
    @TheWretchedOwl ปีที่แล้ว +646

    Remember kids, when your strange new friend tells you to keep your relationship a secret from your parents because it’s like a special club for just the two of you and they just wouldn’t understand… be sure to do that because you’ll get pizza and everything will work out in the end. What a wonderful life lesson.

    • @divitiae
      @divitiae ปีที่แล้ว +81

      The fact this was featured in a religious movie felt so wrong...

    • @peoplethesedaysberetarded
      @peoplethesedaysberetarded ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s right out of the modern “educational” space playbook. That’s “ruff.”

    • @johnpotts8308
      @johnpotts8308 ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially if they make your mother's life a misery!

    • @Alucard-A-La-Carte
      @Alucard-A-La-Carte ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Almost like it's a feature, not a bug...

    • @derkeheath5172
      @derkeheath5172 ปีที่แล้ว

      And THAT is why criminals LOVE the religious.

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay ปีที่แล้ว +846

    The dad from Wizards of Waverly Place really went down hill, from Disney to this

    • @Animefreakess
      @Animefreakess ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Especially with a Dad like Dom Deluise...

    • @mortua_conjuga
      @mortua_conjuga ปีที่แล้ว +63

      he went from piloting a mech from the future to…this

    • @magicmike191v2
      @magicmike191v2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      A check is a check

    • @TrollDecker
      @TrollDecker ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@magicmike191v2 I can't imagine he's _that_ desperate.

    • @magicmike191v2
      @magicmike191v2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Jo Decker Maybe he knew someone that worked on the movie and did it as a favor

  • @allegedlyfalse6779
    @allegedlyfalse6779 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    I've noticed a strange uptick in "faith-based" family films to have very little to do with religion. I'm thinking either 1. Religious movies have gotten so much of a stigma in being "preachy" (which...yeah) that they've started to take the opposite route and try to have as little of The Message as possible, or 2. Whenever somebody has a bad script, they know they can just throw in some religious references and get sold to a faith-based studio no matter what. Probably both.

    • @Belgand
      @Belgand ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Similar to YA fiction. Is your sci-fi/fantasy novel just a hair above fan fic? Publishers can just slap a YA tag on it and sell the sub-standard writing as being aimed at younger readers rather than simply formulaic and amateurish.

    • @skruffytiger2002
      @skruffytiger2002 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It's wild how some people have sculpted themselves ot be the kind of consumer that buys anything as long as it says it's got a jesus in it

    • @MaliciousCorpse
      @MaliciousCorpse ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Belgand I feel so called out as someone who enjoys that genre, my writing is reflective of it too 😩

    • @Vulpas
      @Vulpas ปีที่แล้ว

      You won't say that about Islam huh.

    • @iang0th
      @iang0th ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@skruffytiger2002 In fairness, you probably have slim pickings if you want a Jesus-focused movie.

  • @sofiyums
    @sofiyums ปีที่แล้ว +522

    I'M SCREAMING. She actually said 'I'll keep my peepers patrolling' when 'I'll keep my eyes peeled' is a legitimate and relatively common phrase! So she coulda said 'I'll keep my peepers peeled' and it woulda made much more sense than what she did say, AND it would've fit the alliteration theme better. Wtf does keeping your eyes 'patrolling' even mean? She's gonna slowly move them left to right constantly throughout her day so she's never looking at any one thing for more than a split second?

    • @EmeraldLavigne
      @EmeraldLavigne ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Or even "I'll keep my peepers on PAW-TROL!" That woulda been sensical

    • @ZappBranniglenn
      @ZappBranniglenn ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe she flubbed her line because she was flustered with this attractive member of the FBDI. An organization that does NOT sniff dog butts.

    • @nicholasrice2933
      @nicholasrice2933 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i was thinking exactly this

    • @JasonOlshefsky
      @JasonOlshefsky ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "I'll patrol with my peepers peeled." ... these folks weren't even trying!

    • @ruaoneill9050
      @ruaoneill9050 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's exactly what I thought!

  • @pusheenqueen519
    @pusheenqueen519 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    When Air Buddies too sinful for your child.

    • @aliciabell6688
      @aliciabell6688 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah...which faith is this supposed to be for

    • @MysticWolf1223
      @MysticWolf1223 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@aliciabell6688 Wealthy protestant families who can't handle the realities of the world and prefer to live in delusions.

    • @BlackOrderAlchemist
      @BlackOrderAlchemist ปีที่แล้ว

      Those sinful dog parents weren't married
      Heathens!

    • @Godsbane
      @Godsbane ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Priest: "Well, I'll be damned. There ain't nothin' in the Bible says a dog CAN'T be a Disciple of Jesus Christ."

    • @Moonhermit-
      @Moonhermit- ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be fair, having to sit through those air bud sequels does make you question if there is a God like nothing else.

  • @d.c1820
    @d.c1820 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    This feels like they went with the first take for every scene. Also that's definitely the dad from Wizards of Waverley Place lol.

    • @ExUSSailor
      @ExUSSailor ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They definitely did not have the budget for re-shoots...

    • @JohnDCrafton
      @JohnDCrafton ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I knew I recognized him! wow

    • @KBWeeds
      @KBWeeds ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup! David Deluise

  • @locuas5601
    @locuas5601 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    10:00 well this is a Christian movie. So chances are they only met for two seconds and decided to marry before they were accused of sinful unmarried behaviour

  • @MissJellyKelly
    @MissJellyKelly ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I wonder how long they had to wait with the dog sitting there for it to yawn for that "Nooo!".

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think they just coincidentally caught the yawn on camera and decided it would be super clever to sync it up with some exclamation, since the dog conveniently communicates telepathically for literally everything else, haha.

    • @evenstoats2639
      @evenstoats2639 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They showed the dog part of the movie, and it happened right away.

  • @Brook_tno
    @Brook_tno ปีที่แล้ว +46

    So, the religious movie tells kids 'hey kids, experiencing something weird? Don't tell an adult! They'll just ruin the 'fun' "
    On a side note:
    Homer: ... And that talking coyote was really just a talking dog.
    Dog: Hi Homer, find your soul mate
    Homer: wait a minute, there's no such thing as a talking dog!
    Dog: BARK! BARK!
    Homer: Damn straight!

  • @TheWretchedOwl
    @TheWretchedOwl ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Also, I wondering the reason it’s so secular for a religious movie is that someone had a script for a talking dog movie and couldn’t get a studio to green light it, and then some religious studio was like hey we’ll fund your movie but you have to make it religious and then the creator was just like fine whatever i need to lay rent.

    • @countluke2334
      @countluke2334 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That implies somebody paid someone something for making this movie, though.

  • @Robocopnik
    @Robocopnik ปีที่แล้ว +251

    The dog being Socrates is so incredibly bonkers and so remarkably underused, it's almost noteworthy for how utterly unmemorable the actual film itself seems.

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And does that mean the film is suggesting that Socrates was the 13th disciple of Jesus? Does the screenwriter know that Socrates died 400 years before Jesus existed, and was also probably an atheist?

    • @neolexiousneolexian6079
      @neolexiousneolexian6079 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@amityislandchum I feel like "athiest" is probably not a directly applicable concept to a society where the norm was old-school polytheism, but yeah he definitely didn't follow Jewish Carpenter King.

    • @nersbabs
      @nersbabs ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure Socrates was executed for being an atheist, that’s what I remember

    • @Robocopnik
      @Robocopnik ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nersbabs Technically for "corrupting the youth" but what I think what actually happened is that a bunch of powerful people got sick of Socrates constantly calling out their nonsense/errors. This was combined with the fact that Socrates seemed to have kind of enjoyed ticking people off, like, when he was found guilty, he was allowed to suggest a punishment, and he suggested "Give me free lunch every day". Though, this IS all filtered through history and translations and such, as anything is.

    • @profezzordarke4362
      @profezzordarke4362 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Robocopnik Yup, he wasn't condemned for being an "Atheist". He supposedly tried to corrupt the youth and make them worship Daimones instead of the Gods. Most of those claims were utter bullshit, which he profoundly debunks in any version of his Apology, (the most famous one being the one of Plato, and probably the most accurate one too), because his only "crime" was pointing out the idiocy of others. It was about the fact, that "I only know that I know nothing, which makes me the wisest person on earth, because I at least know that one thing for sure, compared to everyone else who thinks they are wise but actually don't know anything, and not even that they know". That is to be seen in the context that many people make rash decisions because they assume they know best. He basically showed every class of people in Athens how hubristic they were when making any decision on, let's use a modern word, burgeoise and uninsightful assumptions.

  • @renatocorvaro6924
    @renatocorvaro6924 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "... where I discuss whatever I want, whenever I want."
    Respect.

  • @stuartcastle2814
    @stuartcastle2814 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I watched those opening titles on a phone on a rather bumpy train journey. Oddly that sort of added to the experience

    • @hotlavatube
      @hotlavatube ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hmm, it would be better as a VR game where you get to play the dog. You could tempt people into sin, or guide them toward the light, or some nonsense like that. Alternatively, go old testament on those jerks. (Dog equips frying pan)

    • @samgomez2064
      @samgomez2064 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hotlavatube plz pitch this to someone who knows how to make games

    • @ShintogaDeathAngel
      @ShintogaDeathAngel ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hotlavatube love this idea. The one and only faith based game I’d play!

  • @jonothanthrace1530
    @jonothanthrace1530 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I was almost expecting the plot to be "You were my talking dog when I was a kid and you left me and I've been heartbroken for the past 25 years", and for the lesson to be about letting go.

    • @ashleycampbell49
      @ashleycampbell49 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow, that would have been such a better story…

  • @hotlavatube
    @hotlavatube ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Reminds me of when I was searching Amazon for Christmas movies and went more than a couple pages into the category. I ended up in the low-budget religious films, many of which seem to be competing to be the ultimate trials of Job Christmas carol. I recall one had the plot of man loses job, loses house, starts living in a car, but still has faith. The end. No happy ending. No warm meal, not even a drive through happy meal for the kids. Faith will fill your starving bellies, kids... well, maybe in the sequel. Merry Christmas.

    • @Aelffwynn
      @Aelffwynn ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Damn, that's even more brutal than the actual book of Job. At least Job got rewarded with a good life in the end 😅

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's sadly how they are. They shouldn't be allowed to have kids letting them suffer like that.

    • @anthonyhorn5914
      @anthonyhorn5914 ปีที่แล้ว

      What?!?! Tell me that movie isn't real..... Aaaahhh!!!!!!

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Idk, I kinda like that plot. Sounds like the one rare Christian movie that doesn't lie to you. "Have all the faith you want, but it absolutely will not help you, end your suffering, or change a damn thing in your life."

    • @hotlavatube
      @hotlavatube ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@anthonyhorn5914 I half expected a final title card "That night, a carbon monoxide leak lead to the death of the whole family, save the father. He still maintains his faith."

  • @Charharr
    @Charharr ปีที่แล้ว +115

    The black FBDI guy / Howie sung a great song in Crazy Ex-Girlfriend called "Don't Be A Lawyer", highly recommend listening to it, it's such an ear worm. Looks like life got hard for Jim after he stopped being a lawyer 😫

    • @SpeakingJargon
      @SpeakingJargon ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "It's a guaran-teed soul des-troyer!"

    • @Aelffwynn
      @Aelffwynn ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OMG THANK YOU. I was wondering where I remember him from.

    • @wiselioness322
      @wiselioness322 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’d be great to be on the Supreme Court, but you’ll never be on the Supreme Court, there’s just no chance of that happening!

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The two FDBI guys are by far the best part of this movie (as far as I can tell from this video). They are 100% committed to their bizarre characters, and you can tell they're the only ones who actually know how to act.

    • @TwoMarshmallows1
      @TwoMarshmallows1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes! I was so excited to see him! Love Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, and that song is one of the best on the show.

  • @RosieTheRo
    @RosieTheRo ปีที่แล้ว +41

    yo show of hands, who wants to see Roses re-cut this movie as a horror trailer like she did with the weird christmas angel movie? like, all you'd have to do was imply the dog was actually demonic in nature, causing strife in the family by manipulating the one kid who can understand it and putting a riff between the mom and everyone else, and you've got the animal planet re-make of Amityville Horror right there.

    • @justwaiting5744
      @justwaiting5744 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She could do some color correction and turn that purple dessert into a blood red color.

  • @locnar1
    @locnar1 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    I love how the dog pees on her shoes, yet she feels the need to shower. You could just wipe off the shoes and put the socks/pants in the washing machine.

    • @hotlavatube
      @hotlavatube ปีที่แล้ว +40

      They were knee-high waterproof boots too (not sure if leather or rubber).

    • @UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana
      @UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Some high pressure 🗜 pee to cause the splash 🌊 back to get that high. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @chasethe808
      @chasethe808 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Takes a shower and yet, has full make up when she gets out.

    • @derkeheath5172
      @derkeheath5172 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Baptists have to take a shower if anyone even gives them a pissy look.

    • @evenstoats2639
      @evenstoats2639 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Depending on how fundamental she is, she could have been considered unclean and ostracized for it too.

  • @wtfaiwpodcast
    @wtfaiwpodcast ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Does anybody else get the impression that the dad in this movie is... you know...
    He marries a woman who he seems to barely know, shows her very little affection, and then immediately leaves to spend a week in San Francisco. If you look up the actor, his most recent credit is a short film that seems to deal with gay themes, so maybe it's just the actor giving off those vibes, but I don't know.
    Coincidentally, the actor voicing the dog has a bunch of horny gay comedies in his filmography, and he also co-wrote Sox.
    The director, though, mostly seems to produce crazy conspiracy documentaries about aliens and cryptids and weed.

    • @1rockcrawford
      @1rockcrawford ปีที่แล้ว

      Why not just say gay? You literally said if in the 2nd paragraph?

    • @wtfaiwpodcast
      @wtfaiwpodcast ปีที่แล้ว

      @@1rockcrawford Classical reference.

  • @critter42
    @critter42 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Uh...were those end credits actually in Comic Sans?

    • @dovelugosi
      @dovelugosi ปีที่แล้ว +18

      🤣🤣🤣 Sorry I used to be a graphic designer in a book editing company focusing on children litterature and we were playing the game of "hide the comic sans ms" like a stupide graphic designer private joke (and when we could let a Lorem Ipsum left somewhere we did). So I always appreciate the use of this typography (I even hope to have this font used on my tombstone 😂)
      Édit : I suspect I'm not the only one playing this game because there is a (french, I think) brand of japanese food called Tanoshi and the contents inside (that you're supposed to be mixed in hot water you know) of their miso soup it's all written in comic sans on the packets. So the outside packaging is all nice and minimalist in the kind of black Rick Owens-like and on the inside you have big green comic sans ms everywhere, I can't help but think this a packaging designer private joke !

    • @BlackOrderAlchemist
      @BlackOrderAlchemist ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dovelugosi Maybe it's the lateness of the hour, but something about the idea of a Comic Sans engraved tombstone is absolutely hysterical to me
      Even though the only thing I think I'd be getting from the epitaph is "Here Lies a Clown"

    • @dovelugosi
      @dovelugosi ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BlackOrderAlchemist 🤣 you're so right !
      Imagine this : a tombstone with the clown emoji (well it doesn't have the same meaning now but let's take take it litterally a clown) with the word "clown" in Comic Sans MS and an arrow pointing to the ground 👏

  • @RoseLalonde76
    @RoseLalonde76 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    as a Ghost fan, hearing the sound bite at 5:52 nearly made me spit chicken tendies all over my monitor. i haven't even finished watching the video yet, i had to pause it to laugh and write this comment.

    • @autumns.9722
      @autumns.9722 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I heard it and went "PAPA IS THAT YOU" I love being a Ghost fan. 💕

    • @lisah-p8474
      @lisah-p8474 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg I also LOL'd at the unexpected musical sting from our dear Papa.

  • @KyleRDent
    @KyleRDent ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I immediately recognised Hooger, so I looked him up and realised it's because I used to watch Caroline in the City and I'm now regretting this public admittance.

    • @carn9507
      @carn9507 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hey I liked that show. Even if just cos LEA THOMPSON! Also was strange that it connected Friends with the universe of Frasier/Cheers/Wings by having appearances from Chandler in one episode (Lea played Caroline in episode of Friends that aired the same night) and Niles and Daphne in another. :O

    • @profaneangel2556
      @profaneangel2556 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TY
      That was driving me crazy. I thought maybe suddenly Susan or news radio. Now I remember him. He was useless in that show but from what I remember everyone else was too.

    • @helloitsmesara
      @helloitsmesara ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, I recognized him from that JTT movie I'll Be Home for Christmas so don't feel too bad about it

    • @gwivongalois6169
      @gwivongalois6169 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So that's where i know his silly face from. As Charlie he was much nicer, and on skates, too.

  • @axolotlfairy2473
    @axolotlfairy2473 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I feel like Dale's thing would've worked better if instead of actually kidnapping Sox, he was about to (let's say the family is asleep or out so they don't notice him around) only for Sox to spot him and go "hey, let's talk this out." Then instead of the torture we get Dale spilling his guts, he doesn't get knocked out, and maybe he becomes a family friend/Sox' dogsitter.

  • @nickwaller8063
    @nickwaller8063 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    I feel personally attacked having had 2 dogs named Sam and Max, a cat named Turtle and currently a dog named Rex.

    • @namewarvergeben
      @namewarvergeben ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think they should have asked their quirky neighbour for a name. A nice name like Peter Pants, pious pupper and prime pee producer

    • @emilytopham5069
      @emilytopham5069 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I also have a cat named Turtle!

    • @nickwaller8063
      @nickwaller8063 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emilytopham5069 And here I thought I was original lol

    • @EmeraldLavigne
      @EmeraldLavigne ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@nickwaller8063 basic bitches make the world go round!
      Source: am basic

    • @UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana
      @UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It just got personal.🤺🤣🤣🤣

  • @aaronmartin6108
    @aaronmartin6108 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Pee, farts, and purple explosions. Huh, don't remember that in Veggie Tales. You did a great job highlighting the ridiculous dialogue.

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Veggie Tales did have purple explosions in the "Jericho" episode -- I believe they were using slushies as siege weapons

  • @TomMSTie1138
    @TomMSTie1138 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    MST3K put it best when they said, "Can we have a rule in future that FILMS have to be made by FILM MAKERS?"

    • @immy4104
      @immy4104 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What a dumb sentiment. If someone makes a film, does that not make them a film maker? Also, how would aspiring film makers get to make films? What happens when all the current "valid" film makers die? Do new films just not get made?
      What that statement should be followed by is "and not by people who want to just make products, profits and propaganda".

  • @samtbenjamin
    @samtbenjamin ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Night at Terror Tower Goosebumps review with Dominic Noble!!!! It’s about princes, England and kids horror!!! When will we be getting this long awaited collab?!?!

  • @TimeTravelerJessica
    @TimeTravelerJessica ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The toilet humor honestly really shocked me. All the religious movies I grew up with were absolutely clean in that regard.

  • @pompe221
    @pompe221 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I am convinced Dale was secretly another dog that's been turned into a human. And more specifically, Dale had originally been *dun dun dun* Judas' dog!
    Maybe Sox knew someone in the house was allergic to "purple" and was trying to save them from anaphylaxis? There ya go, movie. I gave Sox motivation for not lying low like he was supposed to.

    • @ToHoldNothing
      @ToHoldNothing ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or Matthias, who's generally who I think of in the 13th disciple, albeit he's only mentioned in Acts and wasn't officially designated by Jesus, since he was already dead at the time

  • @TwoMarshmallows1
    @TwoMarshmallows1 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The overall plot wasn't a bad idea: talking dog teaches family the meaning of friendship and importance of listening/sharing. They just needed to invest in a decent script. But then we wouldn't have had this awesome review. Thank you for another great video!

  • @BluntDunner
    @BluntDunner ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I dunno what it is about your content, but something about it just bring me utmost joy and for that I must thank you. Oh and also the fact that I'm now binge watching Murder She Wrote, now that I'm old enough to not think it's only for grandparents

  • @SplitMaw
    @SplitMaw ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "13th disciple? Jesus Christ indeed."
    Willing to bet that one-liner of yours was funnier than anything in the movie.

  • @blackmumba111
    @blackmumba111 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    David Deluise has made an entire career out of various dog movies…

    • @Flutterbutt225
      @Flutterbutt225 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wasn't he the dad on "Dog with a Blog"? dude just wants every single one of his films/shows to include dogs and I can get behind that 100%

    • @sandrafaith
      @sandrafaith ปีที่แล้ว +9

      His legendary father (Dom) would be shaking his head...

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sandrafaith When I saw the name "David DeLuise" pop up in the credits, I wondered if he was related to Dom! Clearly the apple fell very far from the talent tree. Ironic that Dom starred in the best religious-themed movie about talking dogs of all time: All Dogs Go to Heaven.

    • @claudiadarling9441
      @claudiadarling9441 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's fallen along way from the glory of "Stargate: SG-1".

    • @KaylaKasel
      @KaylaKasel ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Flutterbutt225 No. That was Regan Burns. Different guy. David DeLuise was in Wizards of Waverly Place though!

  • @themusicactor
    @themusicactor ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Christina gets dumped on and I don't understand why"....it's a Christian movie, they don't like women. 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @pushinguproses
      @pushinguproses  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn’t say I didn’t understand why. I absolutely know why.

  • @rhaganadoomslayer
    @rhaganadoomslayer ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This movie reads like a blatant case of "Tonight's Episode: The Writers' Barely Disguised Fetish"

  • @TwiggyHetfield27
    @TwiggyHetfield27 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm sitting here trying to figure out why David DeLuise is in this?? Just, how?! This man is a son of legendary actor Dom DeLuise. He's been on Stargate SG1, Wizards of Waverly Place, 3rd Rock from the Sun. He even had a bit part in Robin Hood: Men in Tights! I'm so confused.

    • @calessel3139
      @calessel3139 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My thoughts exactly!

  • @farewelltimetofly
    @farewelltimetofly ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's killing me that the P lady just said "puppy" twice in a row when she could have said POOCH. POOCH!

  • @rowanatkinson3594
    @rowanatkinson3594 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I can't help but think about how Sesame Street eventually had the adults learn Mr Snuffleuphagus was real because there had been a bunch of high profile cases of CSA in the news and the decided it was important to teach kids that they could go to adults and be believed whenever I see these "kid has to keep a secret from their parents" stories now

  • @retren
    @retren ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I perceive that I am practically pleased to be converted per the plot of this movie. I praise the peaceful and pee jokes from the performing Sox.

    • @CraftyVegan
      @CraftyVegan ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My praise for this practicaly performative paragraph. Pip pip!

    • @stevem.o.1185
      @stevem.o.1185 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm DAVID HOOOOOGER

    • @JinbaHGS
      @JinbaHGS ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Please pause this preposterous pursuit.

  • @Darkthestral1
    @Darkthestral1 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This movie teaches important lessons! Like women need to have higher standards
    Red flags in relationships
    The people who made this movie have messed up ideas about women

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If you want to watch something involving a talking dog that helps out two brothers, involves actual religious undertones, and involves a grown man behaving like a dog -- may I recommend the Supernatural episode "Dog Dean Afternoon"? It's hilarious, it's campy, it's fun, and it is frequently still horrifying. Plus, Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki 😍😍😍

  • @JollyJa5on
    @JollyJa5on ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That bit about Dale getting attacked by a dog (3:45) sounds like they were spoofing an Always Sunny scene. The one with Dennis and Charlie making a false police report with a detective.

  • @JustTheGems
    @JustTheGems ปีที่แล้ว +13

    These sorts of movies are the kind I love to partake in vicariously through TH-camrs like you 😂

  • @dubliners0999
    @dubliners0999 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm so glad you're reviewing family-friendly dog films, PushingUpRoses. Fantastic job!

  • @dharkling
    @dharkling ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In the movie “Dogma”, Chris Rock plays the 13th apostle - back from the dead. Had he voiced the dog instead of discount M J Fox, this would have been a very different movie…. rated “R”. Or “Arrr”. 🐶

  • @KatherineDattilo
    @KatherineDattilo ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is utter insanity, just everything, and that voice? So bonkers! Love your videos, even though this was a little brain breaking, still totally cheered up my day seeing a roses video pop up on the feed!

  • @eddiej3189
    @eddiej3189 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Almost spat out my food when i realized the dogcatcher is Burl Moseley, the guy who sings "Don't Be A Lawyer" from Crazy-Ex Girlfriend. Glad he's gone from this to winning an actual Emmy lol

  • @TheKhal22
    @TheKhal22 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Dale being an evil counter part would’ve made so much more sense in this senseless movie 😂 still hilarious video tho👍🏾🫡

    • @GrimmShadowsII
      @GrimmShadowsII ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I thought it was going to be like The Shaggy Dog. Dale switched himself with Sox, so Sox in Dale's body was trying to find and get back in his dog body. Definitely would've been better then how bad this review makes the movie sound.

    • @rightsarentpolitical
      @rightsarentpolitical ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GrimmShadowsII I absolutely thought this was the direction they were heading too. That would at least have... well, made sense would be going too far, but at least would have been understandable

  • @jackzimmy8461
    @jackzimmy8461 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Named after Dale Cooper but sounds like Gordon Cole. Truly one of the parodies of all time.

  • @1Thunderfire
    @1Thunderfire ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think Sox did them a favour in making that dish of purple spill onto the lady. Because... what was it supposed to be?

    • @TheEmeraldWeirdo
      @TheEmeraldWeirdo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Given the lady's obsession with P words, I'm guessing it was pudding.

    • @Bethgael
      @Bethgael ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheEmeraldWeirdo Or puke?

  • @becuaseimbored3481
    @becuaseimbored3481 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Family Flicks YT: When even Tubi is too good for your film

  • @Milkex
    @Milkex ปีที่แล้ว +21

    the Ghost "Lucifer" sample fucking killed me, Sarah! 10/10 another perfect vid

  • @Pentarax
    @Pentarax ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You have no idea how happy I am that you snuck a Ghost reference in there.
    Yes, I recognized that "LUCIFER" chant from Year Zero.

  • @Dana_Brain
    @Dana_Brain ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This movie actually reminds me of another Religious Based movie with a Talking dog in it. It's called Quiggly. Something about a guy leading a horrible sinful life, so as punishment he gets turned into a dog and has to learn how to love or something. And while that sounds like a good premise on paper, I remember the movie being so boring it gave me migraines. Compared to Quiggly, this movie is actually the king of Dog-based Religious Movies.... which is a whole genre apparently.

  • @ScreamingAllTheTime
    @ScreamingAllTheTime ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I originally read “Burl Mosely” as “Bill Mosely” and I was VERY confused for a second at the casting of this film

    • @canedust
      @canedust ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same. it made me expect a very different ending

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think Paula's favourite song is Sheb Wooley's Purple People Eater

  • @Ravenite456
    @Ravenite456 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I feel like this is another movie that could be recut as a horror film.

  • @zitzle
    @zitzle ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I thought I recognized the uncle, he played the father in Wizards of Waverly Place!

  • @ffnendhgrgd
    @ffnendhgrgd ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Sometimes when I smell other dogs..."
    My brain: oh, he's a shapeshifter. Cool. Moving on.

  • @candidgamera
    @candidgamera ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sox sounds like Breckin Meyer outtakes from Robot Chicken.

  • @TheRetroManRandySavage
    @TheRetroManRandySavage ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:22 I thought I recognized that guy.
    He played one of the college students in 3rd rock from the sun.
    I never forget a smile.😂

    • @calessel3139
      @calessel3139 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes David Deluise, Dom Deluise's son. He plated "Bug" in Third Rock from the Sun.

    • @TheRetroManRandySavage
      @TheRetroManRandySavage ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@calessel3139 no way! I had no idea he was Dom's son.
      Now that you say it I can definitely see the resemblance.

    • @calessel3139
      @calessel3139 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheRetroManRandySavage There's even an episode on 3rd Rock (I think it's in the last season) where Dom Deluise actually plays Bug's father in the show.

    • @TheRetroManRandySavage
      @TheRetroManRandySavage ปีที่แล้ว

      @@calessel3139 I don't remember that episode, but it has been years since I last watched that show. I have been wanting to revisit it. It was a damn good show.

    • @calessel3139
      @calessel3139 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheRetroManRandySavage Definitely!

  • @TheMellowFilmmaker
    @TheMellowFilmmaker ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You know what would have been a good plot twist. Dale and Sox use to be a dog and a human respectively, and then something happened to make them switch bodies. Dale finds out that he doesn't like being a human while Sox is perfectly fine living as a dog since it means no work and no clothes.

  • @EL-jq1sq
    @EL-jq1sq ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wait... Is this dog Judas?? Wasn't Judas the thirteenth disciple???
    Oh when you mentioned you thought Dale was a dog in a human's body, I thought there was gonna be a twist where Sox and Dale had swapped bodies, and the reason Dale was so hellbent on catching him was to get his body back.

    • @JohnDCrafton
      @JohnDCrafton ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Judas was one of the twelve. Fun fact: two disciples were named Judas!

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Judas was the disciple that betrayed Jesus. After he died, the disciples picked a new 12th disciple named Matthias.

    • @ryanfogarty7691
      @ryanfogarty7691 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Gospel of John mentions an "Other Disciple whom Jesus Loved" several times in addition to the core 12 whose identity has been the subject of much debate.
      Apparently according to this movie... Jesus had a dog. And the dog is immortal. And the dog has been to Mars.

    • @JohnDCrafton
      @JohnDCrafton ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryanfogarty7691 I don't know what this "debate" is you're talking about .. bible scholars generally all agree John is talking about himself.

    • @ToHoldNothing
      @ToHoldNothing ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryanfogarty7691 I mean...Christians generally aren't against dogs, Muslims are much more particular and, interestingly seem to have no issue with cats, but dogs, barring certain uses, are seen as dirty and unclean, or at least stuff they lick.
      Companionship is oddly seen as secondary for dogs (versus hunting, protection, etc), while Muhammed himself had a beloved pet cat he freaking cut off the sleeve of his robe to go pray because Muezza was sleeping on it

  • @CharlieFlemingOriginal
    @CharlieFlemingOriginal ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What!? No pineapple peach and plum pie? Perfectly presented on a porcelain plate? WOMAN IS AN AMATEUR!

  • @DaxVJacobson
    @DaxVJacobson ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think this is what happens when Canada pays people to make MEDIA product to keep them employed, Canada make-work production is my guess. The same cast probably has reassembled and made 20 other MEDIA product. Based on scripts from writers who are also in Canada.

    • @lazyhomebody1356
      @lazyhomebody1356 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember Canadian radio stations used to have to play about 80% Canadian artists. So you heard the same songs over and over. I would have preferred to hear new, bad songs!

    • @allanolley4874
      @allanolley4874 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lazyhomebody1356 CanCon rules started in 1971 but were at 25% they were raised over the years and are now about 40% for music radio stations. It was never repealed it just stopped being repetitive.
      The reason you probably think it was like 80% is you were listening to a station at a non-peak time and they were filling their quota by playing all their Canadian music then so they could play other stuff at peak times. Also in the early 70s there was not that much Canadian music but at some point there were enough Canadian recordings to fill things out without being repetitive as the music industry grew substantially.

    • @lazyhomebody1356
      @lazyhomebody1356 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@allanolley4874 Okay, interesting. Anne Murray and Gordon Lightfoot on repeat!

  • @Busch22Fan
    @Busch22Fan หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I once saw David DeLuise in a Budweiser commercial back around early-mid 2003. He played an unnamed news anchor walking up to the house of Dale Earnhardt Jr. (the NASCAR driver Bud sponsored at the time) with a cameraman in toe, to ask Dale Jr. for an interview. Search for it on here to see it for yourselves.

  • @TeamChaosPrez
    @TeamChaosPrez ปีที่แล้ว +22

    god i love weird religious movies; i went to a catholic high school where i was forced to watch christian movies and a fascination with how bad and backwards they were has followed me around since. i'd love if you covered more of them.

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You must love Godawful Movies.

  • @Applepoisoneer
    @Applepoisoneer ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yet another perfectly presented production from PushingupRoses. I'd love to see you delve more into this really odd faith-based movie hole, if you are so willing. I've run into reviews of other movies that're just as weird as this one that I'd love to hear your take on.

  • @michaelf1303
    @michaelf1303 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm 2 minutes into this video and I already have so many questions, thanks Roses!

  • @chillcreep4926
    @chillcreep4926 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:51 thrilled to hear a half-second reference to GHOST in one of your vids, I love them so much!
    Also David DeLuise (who played Thomas, I think?) is the son of Dom DeLuise. I was just watching Mel Brooks' "Dracula: Dead and Loving It" last night and caught his name among the cast and crew. He's worked in film, but a lot of his credits are films like these and TV shows where he was in a few episodes. He's a decent actor, and that's about it, lol.

  • @haletosis1380
    @haletosis1380 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hi, PushingUp, I love your content. Every upload brings me great joy. I love your sense of humor and your voice. You are like the best friend I never had, and I would be honored to support your coffee habit. I first got into your channel when I found your video of The Adventures of Pete and Pete which happened to be one of my favorite shows of all time. Now I subscribe and adore your videos and your honest and heart felt personality. Keep up the good work, you are totally awesome.

  • @desaigamon
    @desaigamon ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love hearing you riff on bad movies, religious or otherwise.

  • @wuzhere7518
    @wuzhere7518 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I thought the “halo” was literally Sox wearing the frisbee

  • @Lakeside80
    @Lakeside80 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Prince of Egypt is literally the only good faith based movie I can think of.

    • @inkystars19
      @inkystars19 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same for Joseph king of dreams

  • @kalystaortiz3701
    @kalystaortiz3701 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s like that trope where the wife/mom is gaslighted being told they’re the problem like they’re uptight and shit while everyone including her kids and husband give her a hard time stress her out and dgaf about her and downplay her feelings don’t listen to her etc but especially the husband because he’s a grown ass man so it’s even worse than the kids
    I rly rly hate it

  • @umbrellacorp.
    @umbrellacorp. ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:23 He acted in Wizards of Waverly Place as Selena Gomez dad.
    Dude, hard times is Really hitting him bad for him to act in this.
    I feel kinda sorry for him.
    8:04 How I feel about this Movie.😂

  • @masterman1001
    @masterman1001 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All the DeLuises look so damn similar that I can never remember which one of them was in silly Disney Channel shows, which one was in Jump Street, and which one was in Gilmore Girls.

  • @vl-s1716
    @vl-s1716 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The sheer glee I get when I see you’ve uploaded a new video… 👩🏽‍🍳 💋

  • @DanielleSalerno831
    @DanielleSalerno831 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just missed Wizards of Waverly Place age-wise, so I know David Deluise as Pete Shanahan from Stargate SG-1, but I had the same reaction to seeing him in this of just...why? Poor guy.

  • @timpancakes2011
    @timpancakes2011 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Another Perfect Presentation from our PushingUpRoses!

  • @snakewich
    @snakewich ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you like family friendly dog movies, you should do a brief history of the buddy movies. How they are talking puppies now with their own dedicated studio. The super pups TV series is hilarious.

  • @maplebob23
    @maplebob23 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I remember when my church showed The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes. I was so indoctrinated I learned to code. 😅

  • @Froggievilleus
    @Froggievilleus ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This so called movie makes A Talking Cat!?! look like Citizen Kane.

    • @AspasiaB
      @AspasiaB ปีที่แล้ว

      That movie is so cracktastic! I love it!

  • @rayceeya8659
    @rayceeya8659 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow it reminds me of the movies they'd show in school when it wasn't quite a snow day and the only teachers who made it in were the churchy ones who weren't hungover.

  • @leandrotami
    @leandrotami ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love it that you are using the Laura Bow and the Dagger of Amon Ra soundtrack

  • @Kristiekins2
    @Kristiekins2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you for echoing what I've been saying forEVER. Children deserve high quality entertainment!

  • @AshtonGarland
    @AshtonGarland ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun story when my family and I adopted my dog my mom did say his legs look funny. He has leg deformities in his front legs and she was the first to notice. We love him regardless and make sure he’s doing the best he can. He’s the best dog.

  • @JasonReimink
    @JasonReimink ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When Dale said "Sometimes when I smell other dogs I can smell..." I legitimately thought it was an implied hint that he was a dog.

  • @Junior6288
    @Junior6288 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The boom mic reflection in the van window. Love it. Great attention to details guys.

  • @DrakhValor
    @DrakhValor ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hey Roses
    Love your videos, especially since I share your love for adventure games and murder mysteries. And that brings me to my actual point. My fave murder mystery show is an anime called detective Conan (or case closed, as it was called in the anglosphere). It was pretty big in my country when I was a kid. Like most early animes it sadly got a bit destroyed in the us cause of bad dubbing and marketing choices, so it got canceled pretty quickly there. But because of that I’m pretty interested in if u know it and if so, what ur thoughts on it are. Would love seeing a video abt that someday. But even if not, keep up the good work and greetings from Germany

    • @Kuraiuta
      @Kuraiuta ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I literally cried in Chapter 1004 when Ran and Shinichi kissed and became boyfriend and girlfriend. Finally. After half my lifetime spent reading the manga, they got together.

  • @danielallen3454
    @danielallen3454 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey! Props for the mention of Spaceman Spiff!

  • @JamieMPhoto
    @JamieMPhoto ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They had a cute puppy ... and the puppy is cute. That's all I got. Also, Comic Sans on the end credits is somehow not the worst decision.

  • @conradlorgar5508
    @conradlorgar5508 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ironically biblically speaking that dog was more demonic coded than angelic
    Possessed animals? Check
    Encouraged sins? Lying, not respecting mother and father check
    Caused chaos just because? Check
    Mental manipulation? Check (although that one is an attribute of both sides)

  • @WolfHreda
    @WolfHreda ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have to imagine Dom DeLuise is rolling in his grave seeing what his son's acting career has come to.

  • @TheAluren
    @TheAluren ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A dog named "Turtle"? I feel like that's a Fudge-a-mania reference. Because Judy Bloom was probably super popular when this came out...

  • @MstrCorrin
    @MstrCorrin ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Socrates predates Jesus by about 400 years. Was he already a dog as a disciple? Is he immortal or does he reincarnate? I have so many questions

    • @ToHoldNothing
      @ToHoldNothing ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean,...I'd sooner buy the idea that he's reincarnated or even trying to put a twist somewhere on the Wandering Jew, even though that tends to be either a Roman soldier (Which is weird that he's called a Wandering Jew) or a rabbi that mocked Jesus on the cross, that situation generally where the folklore comes from: Jesus saying that they won't die until he returns

  • @Twillhead
    @Twillhead ปีที่แล้ว

    I KNEW I recognized the actor playing Dale from somewhere… he played Ernie Fishman in a Murder She Wrote episode! (Season 10, Ep. 17, The Dying Game.)

  • @TJForceIX
    @TJForceIX ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Talking about that tendency in kid's movies to have the supernatural element tell kids not to trust their parents reminds me of how the Learning Company decided to have Snuffleupagus reveal himself to the humans on Sesame Street. When he was first introduced, only Big Bird would see him, he'd mess stuff up, and when the adults came in later, no one would believe Big Bird that Mr. Snuffleupagus was the one really doing stuff and would blame him. They quickly came to realize this was teaching kids the wrong lesson that you can't go to trusted adults with things because they won't believe you, and particularly in response to the scandal around priests and alter-boys, they didn't want that to be the message they were putting out. So, he showed up in front of everyone and the adults apologized to Big Bird for not believing him and promise to do better in the future.
    Absolutely insane that they realized this in the 90's but people still make children's entertainment revolving around doing the opposite.

    • @Wednesdaywoe1975
      @Wednesdaywoe1975 ปีที่แล้ว

      I grew up watching Sesame Street and used to get a stomach ache everytime the adults missed seeing Snuffy. Can't believe it was the 90s before the writers got a clue.

    • @TJForceIX
      @TJForceIX ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Wednesdaywoe1975 I should have looked it up, for some reason I was remembering it being later than it was. It was back in the '85.
      That makes it all the more confusing about people later making parodies of Sesame
      Street not knowing he was real, like they should have grown up with that being the fact. Anyway, besides the point.

  • @erikaisadiah
    @erikaisadiah ปีที่แล้ว

    As a fellow childhood fan, I would love to see you cover the We Sing series. I feel like the wholesome cheesiness combined with your sense of humor would be spectacular.