Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List -
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.ย. 2024
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The cat is so chill and relaxed even with anxious Joe. Usually animals don't respond well to those vibes. He's a good boy, Joe! Really!
On the contrary it's Joe's disinterest in the cat, and his behavior giving the cat the vibe that Joe is not going to bother anyone, and that he's just lounging and looking after his own needs whilst never being threatening towards it. Basically when cats see someone just sitting in the room ignoring them (most people tend to shift their focus to the cat straight away and want to touch or beckon it), it makes cats way more comfortable knowing that each is keeping to their own rather than stalking them, and if someone feels like having some social contact, there's no pressure. Joe is just so extreme with sticking to his boundaries that he's the ultimate hard-to-get for lil' gay Greg when he wants a man's touch.
IKR, List ya pansy its a fuc&in cat!!
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
if the patreon gets to 6k, joe picks up the cat
13:40 joe describing his sexual fantasy is a classic
I can see Mark really likes the cat.
Ofcourse it's a cool cat. Real friendly
This is the world's worst comment...congratulations
@@frowningJoker lol
He better! It's his queefin cat!
Joe is such a cool guy, one second he’s scared to death of the cat the next he’s teaching geography to Mark
It caught me off guard so hard; Both Joe and Mark are possibly the most oblivious and uneducated people I've ever listened to, with a vocabulary that any 3-year old could match. It's like Joe took a course or something, and this is his one thing that he knows about; even if it is something that should be common knowledge.
@@JohnnyNatrium Don't worry: Joe is wrong about this so the world still makes sense:
The United Kingdom (UK) is England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland.
Great Britain is the big island with England, Wales, and Scotland (but not Northern Ireland).
Ireland is the other island. It has Northern Ireland (part of the UK) and Ireland (not part of the UK).
@@ThomasAndersonPhD this is true, and then of course The British Isles do include Ireland (and Jersey;Man etc.) - as opposed to Great Britain - and Britain can be used interchangeably to refer to Great Britain as well as The UK.
Chappelle giving Gillis kudos warms my cold heart 👌
Came for Mark and Joe. Stayed for the cat.
He's the first famous Greg in a while no? Gregory Peck and....?....?.....?...
Came on the cat.
@@davidperez5089 i was going to say Greg "opie" Hughes but then realized how much of an unfunny douche he is
@@BlandBandit Yet you were too stupid to recognize that the guy's comment was obviously referencing Opie and purposefully leaving him out
@@JohnnyNatrium solid point i guess i spaced out on that one but thanks for being a dick about it bud
I watched that cat for an hour like it was a lava lamp...
As a Brit that discussion on Great Britain, England and Boris Johnson was painful 😂
@@Simmo_AU 😂 give it a goog you chooches!!
Our pets heads are falling off!!! - gets me everytime.
Honestly one of the best cats I’ve ever seen, what a sweet sweet baby boy 🥰
I wish these guys would call a MLB game.
I thought that's what they were doing all this time.
@@thedude1316 Now that is funny
Gotta have Josh Potter in the mix as well
Mark has the voice of a 1950’s baseball announcer
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
Nothing beats the numbers of amazing jokes per minute from this pod. Nothing. I normally listen to it, but occasionally see it again on TH-cam, and realise I missed a third of the jokes and observations the first time…
Who else stays up to see this at midnight every week? Always a good pod.
10% comedy
10% gay
80% Greg
im smokin crack till 6am
You purposely stay awake to watch this snooze fest?
Joe vs. The Cat is a killer bit
Marks looking like he's on a blue chew right now.
#meat, eww
This is my team. My Tuesgay fix.
Greg dreaming at 17:15 😹
Now that’s a beautiful cat.
I know. I want one. We have a free cat from
The beach by our house but in the future I’m
Manifesting a Maine coon. Bonus points of its an orange one. *our current cat is amazing and perfect and has my whole
Heart for the record.
My fav pod by far - when Australia opens up, you gays best be on the first plane over here !1!
Mark lovin up on Greg ❤️‼️
“Markolepsy - it's my new album, it'll put you to bed” lmao
I take two blue chew every time before I start watching this pod, to get the full experience. Also, happy that Joe was wearing jeans this time.
Mark flipping off the cat and making a fart noise at it is the most cat owner shit ever 🤣
I like the part where the grown man flinches at a cat cleaning himself. Hilarious.
Greg OWNS Joe! LOL
Joe still misgendering the poor cat. It's a hot gay shame, really.
🤣🤣
Joe is one hot pale mess
What a hot ep! Laughed my queef off
Joe nailed the whole Britain thing tbf
45:22 Mark was so confident that the current prime minister of Great Britain was Boris Karloff.
mark you crushed in Phoenix this last weekend! really polished set!
Y’all brought the heat today boys
It's all pipes Jerry!
Greg is the best thing in this podcast. This made my week as Greg has been MIA. I do also enjoy these two queefs.
Joe’s safe word: hoochie mama
Rock and Chappelle in one night? thats insane NY is alive baybeeee
Greg's an excellent entertainment machine ^^
I wish my dog was as chill as your cat. So cute!
Hilarious Joe missed the easy analogue of West Virginia and Virginia trying to explain Ireland and Northern Ireland. Then literally makes up the fictional state "North Virginia".
I was screaming in my own head about Virginia/West Virginia, the founding of West Virginia was caused by a war too so the analogy is really close. To be fair people do say "Nova" for Northern Virginia or make the distinction, but it's no separate state.
Greg is the safe word
Nonstop hour and eleven minutes of quick quips you guys kill me!
I never seen someone more scared of a cat sleeping than Joe
"Like, Peruvians are Americans..."
"Gross" 😂
Noo..not on my watch.
@@kylevids3951 lol yeah..he said Not on my watch which is a lot funnier that Gross.. that was dumb..sorry..i guess thats why they have the show and we are just watching... gross? ..NO lol
@@BNG1Fdarest im so confused by your comment.
@@kylevids3951 I think Mark said NOT ON MY WATCH ...not gross..which was dumb and a lot better than GROSS is what i meant..so i was agreeing with you basically :)
@@BNG1Fdarest mark said gross first
Gregs photo needs to be on every bottle of FAT CAT RYE!
Wait did they use him for bodega cat in the end?
My God this is my first time listening and I never realized Mark and Joe were so talented at reading ads. Like legit they could do it for TV
I want to see Joe and Mark cast in an episode of Curb, working at Latte Larry's as new purple and pink haired antifa barristas.
Their names will be They and Them.
Zim and Zer
i only watch when Gary is on
I dont understand Joe's anxiety with this cat. Its so clear he's relaxed and Chill as can be.
Great Britain = England, Scotland, and Wales
United Kingdom = Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Don’t let the orange men hear you!!🤣
woot nice..i learned something from a youtube message.. thank you sir ..but still gonna look it up for accuracy though as one must not take anyone's word for it unless you trust them..even then! lol my appreciation stands
I had it in my head like Joe, so basically not realizing Northern Ireland is not part of Great Britain, but is part of the United Kingdom. We all learned something.
here to say i learned something, googled it after of course, thanks everyone!
FINALLY they put graphics up during the ads, it makes it soo much easier to know when to stop fast forwarding
Joe: Peruvians are Americans, but you don't say that. Mark: No... Not on my watch! Holy Hell that was funny!
Was Joe molested by street cats as a kid? It's hilarious that he's so intimidated by such a docile cat
I find it funny that they haven't clarified. Joe said he'll blow a dog tho, so I assume he was just raised with Dogs & not Cats. It could also be just a bit/more funny to interact & act afraid of the cat.
@@KingsnakeCobe Maybe hes afraid he'll fall asleep and the cat will start eating him
Mark's kitty 😍😊
🤣 🤣 That mouse superhero bit 😂😂
great cat!
I laughed AND learned!
mark sounds like a racecar "uuuuhhhhh... aaahhhhh.... AAAHHHH aaaAAAAH!"
I guess Joe is one of those dudes who calls all cats “She” even though the thing’s name is “Greg” 😂
"I want the N word flyin.." - Joe List
I'm mad that I haven't seen a recommended video of Joe List getting scared of the cat compilation
Make one then
43:26 sounds more like Strong Bad than Louie Armstrong...
fhqwhgads..
One of the funniest episodes yet!
Hey Joe, if you grab a tissue, you can use the air in your lungs to force any boogers out and onto the tissue....then simply toss the tissue into the nearest garbage receptacle.
Nice job on the 1:11:11 video length!
17:14 Greg is dreaming about killing mice.
Good eye!
Other than Northern Ireland not being a part of Great Britain, very impressive UK knowledge from Joe.
Mark worked on the elevator in your building the other day. Pretty cool roof layout.
Hearing Mark learn and struggle in his UK 101 lesson is hilarious
It took me 20 minutes to realize there was a cat in there I was so focused thinking about the reverse bukake
I love that cat, I can't believe Joe doesn't pet that furry belly! The cat's, that is.
stupid iz,stupid does. what can a cat do?
32:00 During the ads the way List handed it off to Normand. Lmao!
Joe your Knowledge on Ireland is pretty spot on. 👌 Big fan from Dublin here. Keep it up lads.
Greg should have a mic.
A contact mic on the belly for purrin'
Greg is the peoples cat
Plus gotta love Mark.. “Boris Karloff!".
Greg vs. List roast battle would be the lunchiest
Gman is back!
Cats back baby
43:25 Louie Anderson hahaha
Holy shit. The best joke writer just decided to go full send!
Adding the images when you read the ads is a game changer
1:01:30 The olde switcheroo
Here for the Gregg updates
The cat stretches out and touches joe with his paw and Joe gets upset, what's he doing, what's he doing
Hot ep
Mark wants to queef on the cat. And the cat isn't fighting it
I love that your ‘set’ looks just like my living room lol. Shit all over the place and can’t be bothered to put a picture on the wall. Idk it kinda makes me all tingly inside. Love you guys lol
So happy to Greg is back! BTW, Greg lovesssss Joe! It's so obvious!
Love when Mark calla the cat a pill head
all about the Scotland chat.
Tuesgay from near Glasgow
educate that queef Normand
👍🏻
Is it possible to put the ad logos over the video of Joe & Mark reading the ad? I'm a video queef and find it jarring to stare at a static screen of a brand logo. Just a thought. Keep up the gay work!
"Helen Merkel" lol
Mark showing his Louisiana public education.
*Our pets heads are falling off!*
Mark got a great geography lesson lol
lol except he's wrong about Brittian. UK is the Whole (including NI), Great Brittian is the whole island (including Scotland), Brittian is England and Wales.
I'll listened to the whole one this ep
All bullshit aside Greg is BEAUTIFUL
Market’s English sentence structure in totally perfect.
Market is great indeed
7:42
they their
here here
is the punchline to the greatest joke in the making
It’s called sleep apnea and the fat man is dying in his sleep. His heart is probably stopping dozens of times a night