Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List -
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.ย. 2024
- It's a piping hot ep this week as Joe gets a massage before a very invasive T.S.A. search while Mark travels to Madison, WI and has more car and moped troubles. Check it out!
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Sam spends 10 minutes condescending the midwest on WMBD then a day later these guys go on a gratitude love fest talking about how unique and great all the areas of the USA are. Love that grateful gay energy so much! Best duo in the biz!
Thanks so much #Doctorojie who cured my herpes
@@robtdocher8051 he killed in Oklahoma City
Joe dressing Mark down for trying to interweave comedy into his wedding was great. That's what real friendship looks like, someone who's not afraid to tell you what you need to hear. "You're overthinking it..." "No you're underthinking it!"
I was thinking the same... brought a tear to my dick
@@1H4NDC14PP1N6 hahaha
I'm from Michigan and it warmed my heart to hear the guys appreciate the state
UP in da house
YES
This is my favorite patreon subscription, these two are great together. Thanks guys 👍
Love Mark's 14-hour freeze at the end!
"These churches now, some sexy gay guy buys it and makes it all jizzy." Text that to Seinfeld; that puppy's got legs.
You said it fatty.
Throw a kangaroo tail on it and it will go places.
Joe + Mark, you guys have no idea how much we love y'alls comedy and stories. Happy for all the success, keep, it up
2 gays. 1 ep.
Mark lookin banged up with the bed head. At least his cat wont have Joe in horrific fear.
Mondays with stories
Sunday night with stories
Tuesday in Australia
I was already typing "Joe List special taping" into my calendar by the time he mentioned gopackjo. December 7th!!!
I almost googled the "Jizzy moon" book title.
Joe shouting out Iowa yet again! I love the respect these dudes have for the Midwest. Not always great out here but the open mindedness is much appreciated.
Boys, you aren't just doin alright. You're both fucking killing it.
Joe List sneaked a fart in. Love it
Zoom eps aren't so bad, better than nothing!
it has it's own charm.
The moped is in the bedroom now? So he has two hogs in there?
Chucks in trouble
Those airport security experiences sound like a great bit for on stage, so relatable.
Joe List has a legendary forehead
A dome
Hey Mark, look up Norm MacDonald telling the Rodney story about bringing his wife to the comedy club on their wedding day, she still in her wedding dress and he got up and did a set.....funniest story ever!
Sneaking the bike into the apartment, that story was funny 😁.
That “green Jew” line fucking rocked me lol I love when Joe says random/outrageous shit
24 hours early ?!? 👏👏👏
18:14: Every time I hear any butt hair reference, I can't help thinking about Joan Rivers' comment about her butt hair in Graham Norton's show, she said, "I have a 5 pm shade on my buttcheeks" when possibly Jake Gyllenhaal was asked about his facial hair or sth and everyone broke into laughter! Funny layday.
I've not had TV for a few years. Is Graham still on?
@@shablap I guess so, I watched it on YooToobe tho.
Great ep !
Blue Jew for those Kosher hard-ons! Comedy!
I'm gay for Tuesday
I started watching Mark when his H. pylori face special dropped. This man has beeeeeeeeen killing.
Hey Mark! Don’t let her make you an Alimony Slave!!!! PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!! 👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
HOME IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS THE WHOLE WORLD IS ONE TOWN EVENTUALY
Mark has 1000% entered classic German car territory. It breaks by accident, and you accidentally fix it without knowing what you're doing. And this all happens about 24 hours after you spend a couple grand having an expert German car mechanic fix it. That story about the lights and the clutch pedal struck my ass to the anal.
There is a framed Mark Normand photograph in the home of that mechanic.
and I was about to buy an Audi.
Congrats 🎊🎉 Joe on the new special 👍
Great show...exciting LIVES!
Just here from watching YKWD #132 w/ Mark, Joe ,Tim Dillon , Sarah, Cumia.
Hilarious , everyone should check it out. Duuude!
3:50 *if you wanna go past the ads* (no offense to Marcus and Joe queef I just have watched them a million times)
Typed in G A and this Pod popped up!!!
On Wisconsin! We have a lot going for us believe it or not Marky 😘. We like to keep it secret, we don't want our state getting clogged up. So happy you a had a good time doing your gig in our state!
I’ll be at Royersford too, can’t wait!
51:58 says 3 spots holds up 4 fingers lmao
All right....I dunno my father s gay ,my mom collected stamps. Let's fuck Tuesgays. Thanks for the laughs. Much love!
If someone could make a montage of all the podcasts that mark references a night cap and a candle lol
13:52 That really is a good haircut 💇♂️👍
44:10
Man this sounds like a terrible experience, just a few weeks after Mark.
That happened to me once and they literally told me lotion can set it off. I said how many fucking people use lotion everyday? What’s the point of the machine at all if it can’t tell the difference between lotion and gunpowder
The same thing happened to me at TSA and I knew the agent. I got violated by a guy I personally know. I felt the same way Joe.
And I was with my mom
been a fan for awhile, best haircut joe has ever had
Maybe I'll do an open mic at the ceremony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOOLOLOLLOLLOOL
The Midwest is absolutely miserable lol I’ve lived here my entire life and nearly every state blows
Joe you broke your spine from punching a pillow. I sneezed once and split in half down the middle. Straining a muscle sux
Just saw Shane last week in Chicago, his new Hour is killer
That new merch is hot gay garbaaaaaaaage
Amistad oh shiiiiiiii 😂
Not sure if it’s in this episode but list crying about the cat is annoying. Tells me I could never have a beer with this guy, the crying as well, get it together joe, love ya buddy but it’s a damn cat
He's exhausting.
I once got the explosives screening at the TSA and I told them "if I was making a bomb I'd have done it months ago". TSA guy just leaned in a said quietly, "let's pretend you didn't say that."
We’ll all pretend that actually happened
Joe's not alone in the trachea crush in the massage table face hole. Maybe its poor neck/ back posture, or a big Adam's apple, but it disrupts the experience.
Does anyone else think List should grow out his hair?
S'got to be better than this 4th grader cut.
@@portlandsamber you listened to ten min pod before?
beautiful
Hey hey ✊🏼 I'm gay.
BOWLING AGAIN ON BOTH TIMES should have this comment devotion good for everyone has this imagery urge
Shoutout michigan!
Would love to see Mark's bike in the next ep camera view
They call me pickle meat
List has a 5 head. Love you Queefs
I like chipotle too!
Move to Michigan gays. See you tonight Markthew😘
I’ll tell u why I don’t like zoom. It’s because what if joe has the urge to kiss mark? How can he kiss mark!!
Place a banner when you do the ads so I know where to skip to
Mark, where can I get the Queef band shirt?
joe! my Adam's apple hurts too when I get massages! but they can adjust the head rest so that doesnt happen, you just have to ask. and you should let loose and take off your undies 😉
When are you going to be SF Mark!
Mark doing what bikers do
Mark, Invite me to your wedding. I won't come but that way it isn't awkward.
Best looking crisis actors in the biz !!!
Motorcycle is a fire hazard tho
Having not much sex drive does not work I'm a quadriplegic/tetraplegic I can walk again
I was 31 and now I'm 41 and the only person that I have a sex with since becoming handicap is my ex girlfriend and she actually said it's like having sex with a virgin and since then I am still single and I'm probably at least average in look 6/4 ft tall. And I am not broke I at least have enough money to get by,
Clap clap for the handicap
A+
Her name was Choke Sum Dork
Hey comment section, i have a question. Do you guys care that the video quality is a webcam? I don’t mind it. Asking to see if i should buy a new cam or just go with what i got
GAY!
joe damn it I live in maine not too far from bar harbor, hit me up and be tues"gays" together
40:12 ads cease, for the love of Christ
so what
love the gays but i think they're wearing it the same underwear to sell it!
1:01:15 Its biblical, symbolism for the wicked. Shortly: Satanism.
59:29
Mark misgenders Greg #cancelled
I don't think we will see the cat anymore because of cat haters joe.
Minute forty in, and you're still selling shit. Bye now
Gg
You look like the socialist from Seinfeld Joe. Maybe that’s what caused the extra pat down
The communist?
am I the only female tuesgay?!?!
Of course not you goofy cooze. 😉