BOLTR: Hitachi MAGIC WAND modded to USB Power Bank.

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  • @reececline5811
    @reececline5811 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3406

    That's one weird microphone.

    • @aasdegwegwb
      @aasdegwegwb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      my gf hates when I pretend to use her wand as a microphone

    • @donnelson8121
      @donnelson8121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It’s a meat substitute

    • @josefaschwanden1502
      @josefaschwanden1502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Aaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaah

    • @qmelon4263
      @qmelon4263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1 year and I was your 900th like

    • @Julian_C826
      @Julian_C826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Looks like a vibrator

  • @NeoRipshaft
    @NeoRipshaft 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2412

    Ooooh a back massager - I had a roommate with one like that. I don't think she much liked it though, I'd always hear it buzzing away for ages on end, trying to find the sore muscle knot or whatever - though eventually she'd find it and lol, never heard someone so happy to find relief from sore muscles before, but whatev people are weird

  • @bigclivedotcom
    @bigclivedotcom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1177

    I'd wager that switchmode power supply will not withstand being doused with pussy-juice. In the UK in a 240v socket on a 32A breaker it would probably detonate forcibly in a lady-muff.

    • @crankshaft007
      @crankshaft007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      bigclivedotcom easy clive this is canadianstan not pound land

    • @bigclivedotcom
      @bigclivedotcom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Cam Shaft Genuine fact... Canada is the biggest market for sex-toys of unusually large girth. (I may have made that up.)

    • @MagisterMalleus
      @MagisterMalleus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      bigclivedotcom why am I not surprised to see you here XD

    • @CertifiedGhoul
      @CertifiedGhoul 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      bigclivedotcom I gagged at *PUSSY JUICE*

    • @chriskammerer3651
      @chriskammerer3651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Omfg I'm dying of laughter

  • @captpaulhaugan
    @captpaulhaugan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    I was in England on a week trip on a narrow boat trip with my wife and her lady friend. By chance I had seen the friends massager. The narrow boat had a 2800 watt battery bank inverter system 240 volt. I cautioned her that the massager would not work on European Voltage. She said she had an adapter and mind my own business. A couple days later while enjoying my first morning coffee I heard what sounded like a chain saw, then a scream and the friend came running out of her stateroom. There was much noise still coming from the room. I found the massager jumping off the deck and hitting the bulkheads. When I pulled the plug it fell to the deck with a column of magic smoke.

    • @finsterbarry
      @finsterbarry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ROFL!

    • @neilwilson5785
      @neilwilson5785 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yep, 240 voltz in the UK. Our three-pin plugs are awesome.

    • @charliebardo6255
      @charliebardo6255 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Dieing laughing at the mental images 🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣

    • @bentosan
      @bentosan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      brt 123 not creepy at all

    • @FroggyMosh
      @FroggyMosh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bentosan Correction. Very Creepy. Wouldn't get A Single Word Outta Me.... What is The quickest, most polite way to get to the other side of the room?

  • @geomanv
    @geomanv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2586

    "That'll rattle your fillings from downstairs"
    Crying.

    • @txoof
      @txoof 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      And then: "That's my old Judaeo Christian hysteresis showing"
      Just killing me. Still laughing so hard I can barely type.

    • @MoldyLunchBox87
      @MoldyLunchBox87 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      txoof c

    • @NGC1433
      @NGC1433 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I somehow overheared it for rattle your feelings....

    • @TheJafa09
      @TheJafa09 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Claaaaasic! 😭😂🤣

    • @Sacosniper
      @Sacosniper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I was watching this in bed and my wife asked me what I was laughing at, made me laugh even harder

  • @weareallbeingwatched4602
    @weareallbeingwatched4602 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1763

    I find it most amusing that the butyl gloves were required for psychological hygiene.

    • @HornadyMatt
      @HornadyMatt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      This made me laugh man from near past.

    • @jamesgarrison6430
      @jamesgarrison6430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well people have gotten them used so I don't blame him

    • @ch34pskate16
      @ch34pskate16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Weareallbeingwatched yup. Never know where that things been. Lol

    • @Sovereign_Citizen_LEO
      @Sovereign_Citizen_LEO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The mental aspect of it is part of the "turn on" (for him :) - Plus it could have been used before. I think this device has a CA Prop 65 warning on it.

    • @embracethesuck1041
      @embracethesuck1041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's the QC process it goes through before shipping I'd be worried about

  • @RockinPapa
    @RockinPapa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2340

    An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."
    So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
    One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
    Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
    God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
    Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
    God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
    Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

  • @bandogbone3265
    @bandogbone3265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    I remember when I was a kid, my mom used to have nightmares, but I never figured out why it only happened when my dad was away on business.

  • @JGB0990
    @JGB0990 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3065

    Isn't your wife going to be angry that you've been opening her mail again?

    • @jbbauer0
      @jbbauer0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      Not after he tells her about the upgrades he did!

    • @dylanzrim1011
      @dylanzrim1011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Or you know the time and effort could be spent getting better at sex...

    • @shitbag420
      @shitbag420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      ^ Clearly a virgin

    • @LunaStarFire
      @LunaStarFire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Sex is like air, its only important when you're not getting any =P

    • @tobycameron317
      @tobycameron317 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      i.imgur.com/17HBWE5.jpg (maybe not 100% work safe, but funny)

  • @cheyennequinn2189
    @cheyennequinn2189 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    "Look at the counterweight on that cork stuffer" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @M3iscool
      @M3iscool 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "That'll rattle your fillings from downstairs!"

    • @christopherboyd453
      @christopherboyd453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cheyenne Quinn dude I died tooo

    • @fwheels7776
      @fwheels7776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cried

    • @jamesloveland7018
      @jamesloveland7018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      magnet fishing

    • @darrenroops4756
      @darrenroops4756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep that made me chuckle, I love the humour

  • @neikoo7785
    @neikoo7785 7 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    Why am i watching a video about electrical design of a sex toy at 2 am on a school night?

    • @whoisadam944
      @whoisadam944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      So you can pick the right one out of course...

    • @myxomatosisification
      @myxomatosisification 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Well, im studying industrial design though... and this is my porn

    • @ShadyVectors
      @ShadyVectors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really? I saw it in suggestions and thought "finally!". Hahaha

    • @flweeptwo
      @flweeptwo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol history repeats itself

    • @oryxr5354
      @oryxr5354 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      00:00 for me

  • @alexbarnett8541
    @alexbarnett8541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    It's seems extra wrong having a child workforce assembling adult toys.

    • @SamSquids
      @SamSquids 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @D2RG6 a massager for your bits

    • @DudeInOhio85
      @DudeInOhio85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      It's a bean wiggler

    • @fazeprecum6087
      @fazeprecum6087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@DudeInOhio85 fuckin bean wiggler, I'm rolling

    • @deelanders6132
      @deelanders6132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's like working in government, the work is compartmentalized. The only one who knows what it is, is the final worker that tests it. Other than that Jimmy at step 2 just thinks he watches glue dry.

    • @rninja8844
      @rninja8844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      For every million assembled they get 1 free

  • @im1forfun
    @im1forfun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    If you measure the current across the rectum fryer x the voltage In you should get the power in twatts

    • @BrainSeepsOut
      @BrainSeepsOut 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If you have the balls, that is.

    • @vincentrobinette1507
      @vincentrobinette1507 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So that's how that thing "twirks" :)

    • @iainhill492
      @iainhill492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So is that "oooohhhmmmsss" law ?

  • @StefanGotteswinter
    @StefanGotteswinter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    The real one has the motor in the handle..and a flexible shaft up into the head. You can get it on amazon... ;)

    • @arduinoversusevil2025
      @arduinoversusevil2025  7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Vibratory polisher? Sure, sure Stefan.

    • @xtreme_dummy
      @xtreme_dummy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Vibratory polishers have a pompon on the tips of her, not silicon carney...
      Know the diffence!

    • @486kyle
      @486kyle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sounds like an aftermarket Foredom attachment.

    • @im1forfun
      @im1forfun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And you know this How???

    • @chubbysumo2230
      @chubbysumo2230 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the "real" ones are not made anymore. Hitachi has not made them for a long time. The ones you find on ebay and amazon listed as "new" are generally chinese rip offs.

  • @Pradatoru
    @Pradatoru 7 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    "Mom I found a microphone"

    • @makerstories4008
      @makerstories4008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Pradatoru sister wouldn't stop singin'

    • @bluntly2165
      @bluntly2165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's for practicing the high pitch notes

    • @Kelvin5378
      @Kelvin5378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Put that back that is your father's

    • @workonitm8
      @workonitm8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      C'mon baby, ............twist and shout ..............

    • @rfmonkey4942
      @rfmonkey4942 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      put your lips on and sing !

  • @generation-x406
    @generation-x406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    "I don't even want to think what this third switch could be for..."
    A divorce.

  • @spergasaurus
    @spergasaurus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1193

    How on Earth did you get through this video without calling it a cooch choocher?

    • @katgut
      @katgut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Never heard that one

    • @joeycummings8423
      @joeycummings8423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He uses the word chooch a lot. There are multiple meanings when I google it. Some mean that a part works. Some mean that something is finished. What does it mean in the context of AvE’s videos?

    • @nextlevelgamez9243
      @nextlevelgamez9243 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @k20nutz
      @k20nutz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@joeycummings8423 Verb, to go or to work. I turned the key and the motor started to chooch

    • @vincentrobinette1507
      @vincentrobinette1507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@joeycummings8423 To "chooch" is to function. The light comes on, or the motor runs. If something really "Chooches", it performs well.

  • @TruthSeiyer
    @TruthSeiyer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Me and the missus got one of these despite hearing they ruin marriages, we talked it over and reckon those other folks must not be turning it on.

    • @tomsmith6344
      @tomsmith6344 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      TruthSeiyer It's a starter motor basically.

    • @LateNightHacks
      @LateNightHacks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @TruthSeiyer, those damn robots coming for our jobs

    • @LateNightHacks
      @LateNightHacks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Tom Smith, or is it a motor starter?

    • @paddypeyton
      @paddypeyton 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @imchris5000
      @imchris5000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its a saver if your a man who works far from home

  • @LukeWooz
    @LukeWooz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Never seen this guy before. Expert level knowledge, expert level communicator. Rare combo.

    • @rgb_led
      @rgb_led 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And he has handsome hands.

  • @samwisegamgie8163
    @samwisegamgie8163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    5 speeds. "Low", "ok", "getting there", "pretty damn good", and "who the f@$% needs a man" lol

  • @Froghill666
    @Froghill666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    The innards of a PS4 controller

    • @kadenw9543
      @kadenw9543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Moritz Schmidt why do you know this

    • @jaydunbar7538
      @jaydunbar7538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@kadenw9543 all PS4 controllers have a vibrate function, it's not hard to guess how they do it.

    • @batery5156
      @batery5156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They have two motors

    • @jakethesnekk
      @jakethesnekk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kadenw9543 You know for a fact he probably smashed it. 🤣 Gta does that sometimes.

    • @Deepwaterjew
      @Deepwaterjew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jakethesnekk it be like that

  • @n00beh
    @n00beh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "it will charge your cellphone"
    goddamn genius. now the husband and wife will both be able to use it!

    • @arduinoversusevil2025
      @arduinoversusevil2025  7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Why didn't I think of that!

    • @klntym
      @klntym 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AvE your reply was added 29 minutes ago, it's 3:04 am, either someone's cooch was choochin or UBF's cell phone was dying?

    • @ChaoticAphrodite
      @ChaoticAphrodite 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      klntym you realize there are "zones of time," so it wasn't that late for the AvE?
      Besides, in the Weedy Socialist State of Beesea, there's only wood for carving dildo and stone for carving dildo.

    • @TheTruthRocks
      @TheTruthRocks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you mean...like..the wife can charge her cell phone?

    • @klntym
      @klntym 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aphrodite yup I do, and he's three hours earlier than me so it was around 2230 which is about the time we Canucks are doing other things. :)

  • @SteveWellsNZ
    @SteveWellsNZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Hitachi themselves stopped making it years ago once they discovered (to their horror) what people were using it for.

    • @marcusm5127
      @marcusm5127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I bet they knew.

    • @mopedmarathon
      @mopedmarathon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Bet they’re regretting all the lost sales now though.....

    • @vincentrobinette1507
      @vincentrobinette1507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      You mean, it was never meant for that?😯😯😯

    • @Pijawek
      @Pijawek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Ut's nit that they didn't knew. A few years ago they simply got cold feet and pulled the plug so their name wouldn't be associated with sex toys. AFAIK it was/is produced after that day, but without Hitachi in the name

    • @LN997-i8x
      @LN997-i8x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@Pijawek Hitachi still produces the Magic wand, but doesn't sell them directly. "Vibratex" out of the US imports and distributes them. They're very much still in production!

  • @spicymemeboi2646
    @spicymemeboi2646 6 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "fasten your strapons"
    *LMAO*

  • @awetastic
    @awetastic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    Dude had six adjectives to describe the smell of plastic.

    •  7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      plastique *

    • @HankePanke
      @HankePanke 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      plastiqueso *

    • @HankePanke
      @HankePanke 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Plastiquianonpqcheuoeso

    • @IMKINDOFABIGDEAL13
      @IMKINDOFABIGDEAL13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ashley Schaeffer hows the BMW business?

    • @ThinkyPain
      @ThinkyPain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I heard he's selling Kias now.

  • @Barnacules
    @Barnacules 7 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    "Look at the counterweight on that cork stuffer" - Barnacules lost his shit in 2017

    • @davidsolt9669
      @davidsolt9669 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Barnacules Nerdgasm yoooooo how did I find your channel here lol

    • @colbster54trains
      @colbster54trains 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why tf are u watching ave 😂

    • @codyhubert6178
      @codyhubert6178 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just gave you 69 liikes! You're welcome!

    • @MrDoboz
      @MrDoboz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was thinking about why am I watchning this, but now... why are YOU watching this? xDDD

    • @DingusOfTheHair
      @DingusOfTheHair 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WOOOOO, BARNACULES LOVE YA MAN

  • @michaelingrum4960
    @michaelingrum4960 7 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    "Dank, wet, moist, tropical wherehouse"? I thought you said it hasn't been used?

  • @stanislaviliev6305
    @stanislaviliev6305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    I had to lock my door while watching this.
    In all honesty simply watching normal porn would have been easier to explain.

    • @Blakhawk1703
      @Blakhawk1703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know that feeling. lol

    • @bradcampbell7253
      @bradcampbell7253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      stani iliev I'd give $20 to hear it done the commentary in a Scottish accent

    • @LasseGreiner
      @LasseGreiner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That is what being an engineer feels like...

    • @madscientistshusta
      @madscientistshusta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Normal porn for normal people?

  • @jonathangentile3447
    @jonathangentile3447 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I think you've misdiagnosed dank wet moist tropical warehouse effect on the PCB, it is actually the side effect of rigorous quality control on the part of the manufacturer. Lot of women leaving that job wobbly legged.

  • @NickScrivener
    @NickScrivener 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "I asked the wife to borrow hers, she just couldn't spare it!" glad I was in my shop watching this cos I did nearly pissed my self laughing (ok, a little bit came out I'm 43).

    • @t4concepts
      @t4concepts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      : )) .................. Brilliant!
      I'm glad I don't suffer from that affliction! .................... Yet!
      TURK

    • @iainhill492
      @iainhill492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aye..we all leak a wee bit after a good,solid prostate self examination..(with or without the help of hitachi ?) 😉

  • @emanuelperry6461
    @emanuelperry6461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "Its one thing to find a 12" black mamba." Great videos man, keep it up.

  • @gregorytoddsmith9744
    @gregorytoddsmith9744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Dons the protective prophylactic handgear just in case it was real world tested before shipping.
    Safety first.

    • @workonitm8
      @workonitm8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gloves were just in case something was a bit "fishy".

  • @jp-um2fr
    @jp-um2fr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Bit woosy really, in the UK they are 3 phase, water cooled and the lights dim.

    • @G0USL
      @G0USL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I have seen some with a kickstart!

    • @edwardtupper6374
      @edwardtupper6374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Had to run them on charcoal during the war

  • @simonj48
    @simonj48 7 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    no box? was this a used model ? did you have to pay extra for that?

    • @arduinoversusevil2025
      @arduinoversusevil2025  7 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      It came that way. I swear.

    • @doorguner01
      @doorguner01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AvE LMAO

    • @doorguner01
      @doorguner01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AvE sure it did! he he

    • @Oyashirochama13
      @Oyashirochama13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Welcome to Chinesium direct from its source.

    • @RobB_VK6ES
      @RobB_VK6ES 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I think the idea is you find a box for it when it arrives :)

  • @nicot589
    @nicot589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Anyone notice he normaly dosnt wear rubber gloves but chose to wear them while dismantling this um personal massager or as I call my girlfriends the jackhammer tooth chipping smile maker!!

  • @username110893
    @username110893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how every single slang word he uses is something I've never heard anyone else say in my entire life

  • @iguanamoat
    @iguanamoat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I have now learned more than I could have possibly imagined I'd ever know about personal massagers. Cheers.

  • @MalachiTheBowlingGod
    @MalachiTheBowlingGod 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    AvE is one of the few truly knowledgeable, multi-discipline gurus on TH-cam. When he says something very technical, he's usually right - and all impromptu and with a generous portion of humor.

  • @bcubed72
    @bcubed72 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    AvE, you were wondering what truck delivered it. Why the "Strap-On Tools" truck, of course!

    • @jasonsexton8869
      @jasonsexton8869 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Subsidiary of Mao's PowerFist LLC.

    • @nilzlima3027
      @nilzlima3027 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      oyea the strap-on / fap-off tools truck... that one is fun.

  • @josephphillips188
    @josephphillips188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    The silicon is so the wife won't chip a tooth

  • @forthetrololololols
    @forthetrololololols 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    The reason you can't find a Hitachi (lack of searching on Amazon notwithstanding) is because it's sold as a Vibratex, which is widely available in the United States. Your mileage up there in Canaderp may vary.

    • @scottscott9150
      @scottscott9150 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      forthetrololololols I found this in 5 'seconds. Not Real? hitachi.healthyandactive.com/?gclid=Cj0KCQjwi97NBRD1ARIsAPXVWWBkzO0PyLPjw9ET6aTUu-38jFzKtmJYaNVMiZschMHoJ8f3-kl1aK8aAj0BEALw_wcB

    • @MrPaukann
      @MrPaukann 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Orange Wrench, hitachi produce them under another brand, because they don't want to be assosiated with sextoys.

  • @namewarvergeben
    @namewarvergeben 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Legends have it that deep in the snowy desert of Canuckistan the trees are still shivering to the tune of a lonely hoohaa-rattler that was left behind.

    • @PikeSlayer69
      @PikeSlayer69 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha omg this!

    • @xtreme_dummy
      @xtreme_dummy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well played sir!
      What for doing a lonely hoohaa-rattler tonight?

  • @ClashClash89
    @ClashClash89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Best Vibrator Story I know, was about cops breaking and entering a flat in a high rise building because someone heard weird knocking against the pipes of the heating unit. Upon entering the cops find the flat completely empty and a vibrator stuck behind the radiator. rattling on all alone. Due to an assortment of other adult themed toy on the window sill, the enducated guess was the vibrator rolled from its place on the window sill dropped thehind the radiator, and got toggled on during said fall. Funniest supposed hostage situation ever I'd say.

  • @partypmp
    @partypmp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I don't know how I found your channel, but I'm glad I did. Let the ceremonial YouT​ube binge watching commence.

  • @BobofWOGGLE
    @BobofWOGGLE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    No glass fibre reinforcing? Why, for 30 of our good canuckistani shekels I'm amazed it's made of plastic at all! I'd expect no more than a particularly hard cheese for that price.

    • @buniprince6134
      @buniprince6134 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bob Woggle a hoo ha rattler made of hard cheese... now that's new!

    • @fUP420babe
      @fUP420babe 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      no way man, hard cheese is tres expensive here in canada!

    • @noahleek9696
      @noahleek9696 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Higgs Bonbon what the hell did I just read 😂

  • @PuzzleboxProps
    @PuzzleboxProps 7 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    cooter choocher!

    • @wdesign1189
      @wdesign1189 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This comment needs to be pinned

    • @psychotogen1
      @psychotogen1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      beat me to it

    • @ReverendTed
      @ReverendTed 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was thinking coocher choocher, but perhaps that's regional dialect thing.

    • @JustGuineaPigs01
      @JustGuineaPigs01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      S2Jesse 2 watts of hooha rattling power.

    • @axelmilan4292
      @axelmilan4292 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Muff thumper

  • @archiewoods70
    @archiewoods70 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    In tears !!! Mod to the counter weight..... priceless !!!!

  • @damarh
    @damarh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    this is like reviewing a Ferrari by disassembling a Lada.
    ;p

    • @greggrobinson9427
      @greggrobinson9427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      With PeeWee Herman as chief engineer.

    • @007turtle1239
      @007turtle1239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hey, ladas are good cars. Simple, reliable machines.

    • @edwardtupper6374
      @edwardtupper6374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@007turtle1239 absolutely. You seen the YT channel where they repower a Lada with three more Lada motors?

    • @-ahvilable-6654
      @-ahvilable-6654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@007turtle1239 yeah if you look at them from far far away

    • @anselmadelia9747
      @anselmadelia9747 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@007turtle1239 you're so wrong

  • @MattMetalbelly
    @MattMetalbelly 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "That would rattle your fillings from downstairs." I laughed so hard I hurt myself.

  • @sam49921
    @sam49921 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I'm crying, this is the most amazing thing I've ever seen

  • @fadmap9676
    @fadmap9676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Now I know how to fix my sisters neck massager everytime she burns out the motor from over use. Thanks dude!

  • @kenyonworthenii7389
    @kenyonworthenii7389 7 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    "This doesn't have any stank to it"
    Try a used one, it might have a slight stank to it ;)

    • @spudpud-T67
      @spudpud-T67 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Don't they get a factory test before shipping?

    • @LateNightHacks
      @LateNightHacks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      not in shenzhen, they just put a Q.C. sticker on it

    • @Tomartyr
      @Tomartyr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey if the sticker will stick it can't be that filthy.

  • @ferguson20diesel49
    @ferguson20diesel49 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I love my hitachi....
    Ex 120 Digger best machine around the place for making drains

  • @Lazy_Tim
    @Lazy_Tim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Fuck me I laughed. All science of course. Even the wife laughed. Do more of these everyday product reviews.

  • @workdesu
    @workdesu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    TH-cam: Do u want to watch some supposedly be a magic massager tech breakdown?
    Me at 3am: mm hm,yeah,sure..because why not

  • @MonkeyWithAWrench
    @MonkeyWithAWrench 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    so you say its garbage, eh? well, then i'll surprise the wifey with an attachment for the dewalt sawzall! that'l up the chooch factor!

    • @jasonsexton8869
      @jasonsexton8869 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I have stumbled across the wrong side of the internets a time or two. This is sadly a thing, lol.

    • @PantsODoom
      @PantsODoom 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember the stories of someone that tried to make one out of a reciprocating saw, they just shoved a dong over a reciprocating blade. Eventually the blade did what it was intended to do to the dong and fun ties weren't had.

    • @OOZ662
      @OOZ662 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      jason sexton The modified sawzall is just the foreplay before the machines the size of a smart car are rolled in.

    • @LitFart
      @LitFart 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "stumbled" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @PhoenixRevealed
      @PhoenixRevealed 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't even go there...
      www.google.ca/search?q=reciprocating+saw+dildo&client=opera&hs=UP2&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjBgKCE1qvSAhUKwYMKHV58BWMQ_AUICSgC&biw=1045&bih=600

  • @Exarian
    @Exarian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Hitachi stopped making Magic Wands a few years ago because of branding issues, though the exact same product in design and materials are made by some other company these days who I think might be owned by hitachi.

    • @CheapSkateGamer96
      @CheapSkateGamer96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Exarian Someone above mentioned "vibratex"

    • @PsylomeAlpha
      @PsylomeAlpha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They did take the hitachi brand label off of it so they wouldn't get typecast as a sextoy manufacturer.

    • @borttorbbq2556
      @borttorbbq2556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They wanted to keep selling but dont want it directly branded. If you look at branding on the box i think it still says it but who knows

    • @LapanNaxela
      @LapanNaxela 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wiki says they just renamed it to "Original Magic Wand" or "Magic Wand Original"

    • @milli-milli6618
      @milli-milli6618 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vibratex

  • @oBseSsIoNPC
    @oBseSsIoNPC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    You are laughing at this thing like a school girl, it's so funny. It sure becomes interesting when you got this thing in places and the lithium battery from Chi-na-eh decides to go into Fukushima Japan mode, it gets kinky real quick. Magic and smoke with your hands molten into the handle. Hell-of-a-lot better than the cord scorching around your ankles leaving a streak up to your parts.

  • @michaelbibby6341
    @michaelbibby6341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This man is a legend, my face hurts from laughing.

  • @mwm2929
    @mwm2929 7 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Finally got my wife to watch one of your videos with me! Thanks brother!

    • @badlandskid
      @badlandskid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      DJ Rodriguez if you had, she wouldn't need you. Unless you engineered it to fail... 😀

  • @kenyonworthenii7389
    @kenyonworthenii7389 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I can't believe you're actually tearing apart a Hitachi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Unholybeef
      @Unholybeef 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Kenyon Worthen II it's actually a Lowtachi, the off brand.

    • @5roundsrapid263
      @5roundsrapid263 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Knockoff. The real one only has two settings. Don't ask me how I know.

  • @Magnetic_Spaceman
    @Magnetic_Spaceman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I've watched all your videos and I laughed harder at this one than any others

  • @williammclaughlin2946
    @williammclaughlin2946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You should come up with some tshirts that say "FOCUS YOU FOCK!!" love your video my mans.

  • @gorinator
    @gorinator 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My understanding is that Hitachi pulled their name from the product, but it's sold as "the Original Magic Wand Massager". The big retailers do seem to take care to stock that one, at least in the states. It's certainly got a sturdier... head assembly than seen above.

  • @TheCort3z
    @TheCort3z 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Can I borrow your phone charger?"

  • @donzmilky5961
    @donzmilky5961 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    your supposed to add your own stank to it, pre stank costs extra.

  • @jeffreysidden1832
    @jeffreysidden1832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I proudly used the word "chooched" to describe wavelength of light absorbed by a chemical sample in a chemistry lab today.

  • @frozone7395
    @frozone7395 7 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Yo my mom has that wand o: She told me she roleplays as a magician and she made my dad disappear

    • @Armuar
      @Armuar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      InsertxInsanity - Epic!

    • @frozone7395
      @frozone7395 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed

    • @frozone7395
      @frozone7395 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wanna die

    • @frozone7395
      @frozone7395 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plz stop liking my comment

    • @frozone7395
      @frozone7395 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      O

  • @edbailey7533
    @edbailey7533 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Why you no put in extra switch and find hidden features???

    • @kirbysbestfan
      @kirbysbestfan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WE NEED A REVISIT!!!
      And if the switch does nothing than AvE will make new ones for it.

    • @allanasimov4625
      @allanasimov4625 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's for friction drilling, but no one ever bought the tungsten carbide accessory so what's the point.

    • @WirelessOctopus
      @WirelessOctopus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Agreed, mod with a switch please. Inquiring minds must know.

    • @GeneralSeptem
      @GeneralSeptem 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Perhaps make it vibrate to audio and play a reading of "fifty shades of gray" though it!

    • @Dloweification
      @Dloweification 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I could be wrong, but it is more likely this "massager" isn't the only thing the factory rips off from other companies and they have a huge stock of these boards with 3 slots as a different product that moves at higher volume needs them. No bonus round here.

  • @gigawertz2582
    @gigawertz2582 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    AvE's squeamish remarks are quite entertaining 😂

  • @4Thug2Life0
    @4Thug2Life0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    2:52 a random screw just falls out the thing, like wtf? 😂

  • @pauloesperon7697
    @pauloesperon7697 7 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Man what is your background? how the f** did you learn so much about materials, EE, manufacturing, machining?? I would love to know all of that. Would you mind sharing a bit about that?

    • @serious.business
      @serious.business 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      He read books and took classes.

    • @GirMoose
      @GirMoose 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Much business, so serious.
      No detail...

    • @Dloweification
      @Dloweification 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      A lot of it is materials sciences, paired with machining, mechanical engineering, and electrical engineering. That said, most of the stuff you learn in those fields comes from actually getting out there and practising, at which point, you realise all of the really important stuff is in the textbooks rather than the dense calculations. Essentially, if you are passionate about it and don't care about the paper slip that comes with university, you can learn most of it from books then use them as references when you run into something you don't recognise.

    • @urdnal
      @urdnal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      My guess is he's a mining engineer by trade. MSc, probably has an iron ring he keeps in his nightstand. Picked up the less job related stuff through a DIY attitude, a general curiosity, hanging out with other "in the trenches" dirty science/technician types in northern mining camps.

    • @Goretantath
      @Goretantath 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dloweification the internet is the best university.

  • @nevik2451
    @nevik2451 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As a person who pilots those go carts with wings let the lady know she is far from the first or the last to have that happen

  • @TrueBlueEG8
    @TrueBlueEG8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Rattle your fillings from down stairs :)

  • @Dingomush
    @Dingomush 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    One of the best “tool” break downs EVER! Spit so much soda across my tablet that I need to find a squeegee.

  • @amicloud_yt
    @amicloud_yt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    So... You've made it into a power bank. That's pretty cool! But it's got a PWM motor so that mean's this baby can be made to play some music! Someone whip up some raspberry pi software so we can have a musical vibrator please

  • @thebatzinator
    @thebatzinator 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    lmao!! This was the best!!! Do you upgrade hoohaw rattlers for a fee... I'm asking for a friend...

  • @BigAdam2050
    @BigAdam2050 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Yeah, thats a cheapo clone. They dropped the Hitachi name a while back now it just goes by "Magic Wand" or "Magic Wand Orignal". And for the $30 you paid, I'm betting that top isn't silicone.
    Proper ones have a beffier motor and is housed in the base, with a drive shaft up to the top for vibration.
    Clones be shite mate.

    • @brootdoom
      @brootdoom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      You know to much about this subject.

    • @volksrod6926
      @volksrod6926 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      troy zamora I was thinking the same lol

    • @Tigerskunk
      @Tigerskunk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A quick search and reading of the wiki page gives the info. Also the original is white only.

    • @scotthall7307
      @scotthall7307 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don't judge this man hes the hero your wives need!

    • @SianaGearz
      @SianaGearz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hv-250 has motor in the base, so that's what the length of the handle is from.
      I don't have Hv-260 Magic Wand Original (distributed by Vibratex), but photo of an Amazon purchase shows it to be exactly like this, and many have complained that it dies very soon. Counterfeits are something you need to contend with here, so I don't know whether they officially replaced them with shit, or whether people got fakes.

  • @thiesenf
    @thiesenf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The 9:06 mark: "rectumfrier"... hell yeah I want some of those...
    Not to mention the capacitors with lots of angry pixies ready to electrify their intended target in a pleasurable way... oh... I guess e-stim works too huh... :-)

  • @ultraneckbeardsupreme
    @ultraneckbeardsupreme 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I don't remember this from Harry Potter.

    • @snaffus
      @snaffus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chris Hendricks hogwarts didn't have lesbomancy on the school curriculum.

    • @DireWolfForge
      @DireWolfForge 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chris Hendricks the headmasters new name is Dumbleshutthedoor

    • @sheep1ewe
      @sheep1ewe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do...

    • @Recrofne
      @Recrofne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's the wand Hermione used off screen.

  • @ChaoticAphrodite
    @ChaoticAphrodite 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Vibratex, the company what makes them, stopped labelling their Magic Wands with the Hitachi name because Hitachi have bigger hangups than you do.
    From El Wiki:
    Hitachi decided to cease production of the device in 2013 because of concerns about having the company name attached to a sex toy. Vibratex persuaded the company to continue manufacturing it under the name "Original Magic Wand", omitting the Hitachi name. In 2014, the company used the name "Magic Wand Original".

    • @xtreme_dummy
      @xtreme_dummy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well... Hitachi's might be a little on the bulky side, butt they do the job aswell...

    • @chuckydickens7258
      @chuckydickens7258 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Username checks out...

  • @Sarge92
    @Sarge92 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    +AvE so if the moral of the story is take the battries out why did you make this one without removable batteries

  • @gregrichard1162
    @gregrichard1162 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Yer gettin 2 watts of who-ha rattlin power. That ain't bad." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead

  • @totally_not_a_bot
    @totally_not_a_bot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hey old man, you don't use a silicone lube. As you said, it doesn't wash out well. You use a nontoxic water based lube. Body flushes it out naturally and with haste, and it rinses off in the sink/shower/whatever. You know. Like the natural stuff.

  • @iandalonso
    @iandalonso 7 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    lol nothing is off limits with this guy

    • @crooked_dance
      @crooked_dance 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      -you should try bigclive

    • @LateNightHacks
      @LateNightHacks 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That shameless plug :p

    • @233kosta
      @233kosta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      crooked dance Fanny Flambeux and her gang come to mind

    • @machielste1
      @machielste1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      talking about plugs ... XD

    • @MadameTeqi
      @MadameTeqi 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      233kosta Funnily enough the dude who did Fanny Flambeaux just (less than 2 hours ago) did a magic wand teardown and even referenced Ave. In fact that's why I'm here!

  • @bamba1484
    @bamba1484 7 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    12 inch black mamba lmao

  • @robertborchert932
    @robertborchert932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If you install the third button, I think the mode is "Weekend in Thailand."

  • @levibeselt2068
    @levibeselt2068 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    we were waiting in this ducking Planet of Hoth weather waiting for the go-cart with wings to arrive.😂

  • @jamesgrimwood1285
    @jamesgrimwood1285 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Send it to Big Clive, he'll test it...

    • @paulsengupta971
      @paulsengupta971 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Clive is here in the comments!

  • @emilyk7680
    @emilyk7680 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    They do still sell the original but if I had to see the real thing hurt like this I'd probably cry

  • @jonathantatler
    @jonathantatler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    How had I missed this one?
    Haven't laughed so much for ages.
    You didn't do much on the quality of the motor though.
    How long should I expect mine to last?

  • @cabe_bedlam
    @cabe_bedlam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    And there's me thinking the sign-off would be "Keep your Dickin' Device"....

  • @draconis0469
    @draconis0469 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Needs to do a Symbian tear down. That thing is a real schmoo gether

  • @timtrainage
    @timtrainage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I'm surprised they don't sell this at Princess Auto, it is a... Power Fist.
    *ba-dum-tshh*
    *crickets*
    I'll let myself out...

  • @WhiteGreenRedTV
    @WhiteGreenRedTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    16:08 "that was kinda fun but fasten your strap-ons" ooooomg i woke up my wife laughing at this, had to explain myself after

  • @allanasimov4625
    @allanasimov4625 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Did anyone else cringe when he was tearing off the foreskin at 1:09?

  • @MultiMikim
    @MultiMikim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm surprised AvE didn't say 'Cooch Choocher' at some point. I mean it really seems like a missed opportunity.

  • @Mattantil78911
    @Mattantil78911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Finally a wireless skookum coochy choocher!

  • @JacoBadenhorst
    @JacoBadenhorst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    two years down the line, This is still the Best Video on TH-cam!!