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  • This 18V lithium Makita tool is a fantastic idea! It'll run on AC or battery. I'd like to see more gadgets like this run on tool batteries.
    This one's in my bug out bag.
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  • @GOMADandSquats
    @GOMADandSquats 6 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    I'm going to wait till the brushless model comes out.

    • @robertvinscent6568
      @robertvinscent6568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Guess you could call it the "fuel edition"

    • @jayrob7418
      @jayrob7418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao awesome comment 😂

    • @HanSolo__
      @HanSolo__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm into a regular one. The price just isn't worth it.

    • @jimmascaro2456
      @jimmascaro2456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      With app activated remote.

    • @AdminTechnopedia
      @AdminTechnopedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No need to, brushed version are the most reliable in the Makita sake.
      You don't even need to change that brush. as long you keep brush your teeth clean,,,

  • @dixonqwerty
    @dixonqwerty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    I wish your wife had a channel where she talks about how it is to live with you. That would be awesome. Don't get me wrong, I love your videos and I am AMAZED by your knowledge. Bit I love to hear a wifes perspective on a dude like you. Greetings from Sweden!!

    • @dixonqwerty
      @dixonqwerty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't get that reference, sorry. :) What is it from?

    • @dixonqwerty
      @dixonqwerty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just did, and hat off to you. I have read about that and had no idea you knew. Hahahaha. I call that a win in your favour! Nice move :)

    • @dixonqwerty
      @dixonqwerty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Huh? You are thinking about the Finnish people?

    • @ANproCUBE
      @ANproCUBE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like photonicinduction did!

    • @gregmartens758
      @gregmartens758 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ Solder King. What!? All they were interested in was his wife's perspective. I agree the SJM has over reached as of late and the backlash has resulted in some unfortunate circumstances *cough*drump*cough*, but doesn't mean you get to be a dick about nothing.

  • @tatsumiko2811
    @tatsumiko2811 7 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    should have left it "COOFI". That just about killed me.

    • @Ivan-kh4kh
      @Ivan-kh4kh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm gonna put that on my machine!

    • @billwessels207
      @billwessels207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RyanPedersen It's Canada.

  • @Bouzsi
    @Bouzsi ปีที่แล้ว +19

    WOW. He machined a block of cardboard into a battery powered coffee machine. That’s some skill 😳

  • @benjaminhopkins3896
    @benjaminhopkins3896 7 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    World's best unboxing videos.

    • @adamgretzinger963
      @adamgretzinger963 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Benjamin Hopkins hands down the best unbox and strip down on TH-cam at least for my liking

    • @tjsean0308
      @tjsean0308 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      End mill, I lost my shit.

    • @benjaminhopkins3896
      @benjaminhopkins3896 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes-no Don't forget the elegance.

    • @zwmm
      @zwmm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's gonna need a dust collector on the mill if he keeps that up.

    • @zedex1226
      @zedex1226 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      we all know his gibs and screws are too sloppy for climb cutting.

  • @hardrocklobsterroll395
    @hardrocklobsterroll395 7 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    opens box with milling machine

    • @tny-
      @tny- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the abom79 approach

    • @Beltfed45
      @Beltfed45 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Abom would have indicated it first.

    • @skizzik121
      @skizzik121 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ian Pfeiffer maybe twice

    • @xGaLoSx
      @xGaLoSx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      is there another way?

    • @phooesnax
      @phooesnax 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I had tears in my eyes laughing at that. Episodically when he turned 90 and continued!

  • @trentw26
    @trentw26 7 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    You need to work on your speeds and feeds. The surface finish on that cardboard is appalling.

    • @Iammastercheif1
      @Iammastercheif1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Trent Wainwright looked more like the chatter was on the end of the workpiece, needs to hold her more skookum

    • @garrettmesser3977
      @garrettmesser3977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I thought the cut was a bit deep

    • @allesklarklaus147
      @allesklarklaus147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      garrett messer yeah definitely not just chatter problems here. Tools also seems to be a bit dull, it's not cutting properly in my opinion

    • @jacobsweat1520
      @jacobsweat1520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@allesklarklaus147 not really, he's just using the wrong one. should be using a pile of razor blades on a string

    • @craigcode7103
      @craigcode7103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nothin' a little grindin' won't fix....and he owns 12 of 'em!

  • @WalcomS7
    @WalcomS7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    I was so fucking confused after you opened that. It's a 4$ Walmart Special coffee maker hooked up to a goddamned 18v battery.
    This is the future we chose.

    • @scarlettbandit2803
      @scarlettbandit2803 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WalcomS7 Had no idea you were an AvE fan, Wally

    • @TheGuruStud
      @TheGuruStud 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      But it would have a false "Made in the USA" sticker with fine print that says, "Actual parts may not be made in USA."
      Fucking shitmart.

    • @BH4x0r
      @BH4x0r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheGuruStud pretty much everything nowadays that has "Made in the U.S.A." on it's components etc are made in China, so don't blame walmart for it since it isn't their fault, cause they just get the components etc out of China, and then assemble it/put it together.
      Infact, i don't think that there are much semiconductor manufacturing companies that have it actually manufactured outside of Asia, if any.

    • @A_Man_In_His_Van
      @A_Man_In_His_Van 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Coofee Yum.

  • @fortj3
    @fortj3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Laughed my ass off when you said "machine gun shits"

    • @b4zzz4m
      @b4zzz4m 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      fortj3 provides a great and and accurate visual. Haha

  • @hotdogs1026
    @hotdogs1026 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Only you would mill a box open. I literally chooched my coffee out all over my laptop. Well done.

  • @craigcode7103
    @craigcode7103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I am not a pro but should you not have used some cutting oil while milling that box?

  • @fastacker2
    @fastacker2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I almost screamed when you opened up that coffee maker. Sacriledge. leave it alone! leave it alone! Coffee maker is friend... friend..no hurt friend. No kill I.

    • @hondaguy9153
      @hondaguy9153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No disassemble!

    • @smirage22
      @smirage22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is Alive!

    • @kentuckyken6479
      @kentuckyken6479 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bonus points for the Star Trek TOS reference!

  • @jason-ge5nr
    @jason-ge5nr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Still a good unboxing even if you took more care than normal.

  • @ElizabethGreene
    @ElizabethGreene 7 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    What is the correct feed rate for milling cardboard?

    • @treynathaniel4075
      @treynathaniel4075 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Fucking full/high/all out/240v on a 120v motor. You get the idea..

    • @AndrewBrowner
      @AndrewBrowner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      all she'll suffer

    • @RedfishCarolina
      @RedfishCarolina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      650 gnaws per minute

    • @imagineaworld
      @imagineaworld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One by each

    • @maxk4324
      @maxk4324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Here in Canada the technical term for the proper speed is "give 'er"

  • @psykoklown874
    @psykoklown874 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    On a job site I was on back in the day, we used to measure coffee exactly like that . The rule was, " if you can hold the carafe up and see light through it...it's too weak". If we were using pre-filled filters, we'd use three.

  • @craigphillips3154
    @craigphillips3154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I like my coffee like I like my women: Hot, black, and bitter."
    Thank you for the nugget of knowledge. I'll have to remember that line.

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or you can use my punchline: lukewarm and bitter.

  • @solvicCM
    @solvicCM 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The bastards won't let me put a 120vac inverter on my Getman lube rig for a coffee pot....
    this will show the damn clipboard mafia there's more than one way to get your piping hot liquid Crack underground!

    • @CurrySoSpicy
      @CurrySoSpicy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cory Miller stick it to those fuckers!

  • @pileggitech
    @pileggitech 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I always look forward to your next video, for both the laughs and the learning.

    • @neilarmstrong7094
      @neilarmstrong7094 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AvE Only pussies drink Japanese coffee. And only clinton types drink Canadian whiskey. I chuck them both in the same deplorable basket. BUT LTD??? I'd rather drink OLD CROW. Mmmm. BOURBON!!

    • @KnownAsScornic
      @KnownAsScornic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Neil Armstrong Kona coffee comes from The Big Island of Hawaii and it's some of the best coffee in the world on account of the low acidity from growing on a volcano.

    • @pegtooth2006
      @pegtooth2006 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Neil Armstrong you ain't no fuckin Sherlock Holms either. That was Lambs Dark Navy Rum.

  • @Jack-dc6hw
    @Jack-dc6hw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    he responds to comments once in a teal moon.

    • @Jack-dc6hw
      @Jack-dc6hw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      AvE it must be a teal moon

    • @fuckjewtube69
      @fuckjewtube69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Probably just when its late and hes drunk. Only time a man has to do anything.

    • @mnicol007
      @mnicol007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that'll put hair between your eye brows.

  • @JeremyCoppin
    @JeremyCoppin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never thought I'd have tears running down my face watching someone use a coffee percolator...
    Brilliant.

  • @kumaclimber
    @kumaclimber 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I was enjoying some God damned amon amarth when I heard the Ave yodel and came running.

    • @smeerdsn
      @smeerdsn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kumaclimber damn good band, my good sir.

  • @davidcoghill8612
    @davidcoghill8612 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I love a nice big mug of coofie in the morning.

  • @NimrodMR4A
    @NimrodMR4A 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cost me an absolute fortune to get hold of one of these 12 months ago! For some reason they'd stopped making them. BUT, Best purchase i've ever made. Gets used daily, And when working in the arse of nowhere, I can still have hot coffee by draining my supply of batterias. Top marks Makita. Top marks.

  • @Armithius
    @Armithius 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you for making me wake my wife up at quarter to 5 in the AM via raucous laughter. No, seriously, thank you. The video was hilarious. Her reaction even moreso. Good times...

  • @gc6329
    @gc6329 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Now that's what I call a box opening

  • @Lazarus19706
    @Lazarus19706 7 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Question - what's the recommended feed speed for opening a cardboard box?
    Asking for a friend.

    • @Iceberg86300
      @Iceberg86300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lazarus19706 how many rippums you using?

    • @MindCrime550
      @MindCrime550 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      About 6-10 inches per minute @ 9k rippems, it's good enough for the girls I go out with.

    • @zedex1226
      @zedex1226 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      criswellwj less than 3 tenths per tooth eh? I know who I want to race against in a productivity match.

    • @billmurray5073
      @billmurray5073 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      MindCrime 99

    • @zanpekosak2383
      @zanpekosak2383 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I go with 20 inches per minute.

  • @angrycatmeowmeow
    @angrycatmeowmeow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Feeling nostalgic watching old school AvE

  • @j-bdekker4871
    @j-bdekker4871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Got hair on your chest? It will move it to your back and shoulders" so that is how that happend? Learned something today!

  • @Thelawncarenut
    @Thelawncarenut 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Your best videjayo ever.

  • @bryanroberts
    @bryanroberts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    built in theft deterrent.... the color!!! Thanks my keyboard needed a proper coffee bath!!!

  • @marxkartredge
    @marxkartredge 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I call bullshit, this is fake. no way he machined that box without cutting oil.

    • @jrdn.lauren
      @jrdn.lauren 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      MarxKartredge its sealed with self-lubricating scotch tape.

    • @lolatmyage
      @lolatmyage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Such a shame he doesnt have a coolant line, wouldve been even funnier

    • @BixbyConsequence
      @BixbyConsequence 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Perhaps he was using the paragon of materials.

    • @chuckschillingvideos
      @chuckschillingvideos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It would take an expert eye to catch it (fortunately, I have one), but he stopped filming, applied cutting oil, then resumed filming several times. He's a master editor.

  • @TheRaptoer
    @TheRaptoer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's actually a drip coffee maker using a bubble pump. The heated water turning into steam drives the pump. Since you put ice water in it's not surprising that it took a while to start, but the bubble pump will ensure that generally the water going into the coffee is at the right temperature.

  • @Thanson199415
    @Thanson199415 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    man I enjoy your hilarious vocabulary, it's what makes these videos so awesome to watch

  • @TheWaffledOne
    @TheWaffledOne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Unboxing is just like reaming. Reduce your spindle speed by 2/3 and keep on trucking.
    Sincerely,
    -The Association of Machine Tool Protection from Cardboard Related Fuckery Association

  • @felixf5211
    @felixf5211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Agree, this is the best tool in the line. I drive as a hobby and once in a while, on a cold morning in the middle of nowhere, I'll pull over and brew a cup. Second best pleasure in life. May not be the better coffee around, but at that point it hardly matters.

  • @atowndown8732
    @atowndown8732 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    God Damn you never cease to crack me up. Been watching your vids for awhile now, your'e awesome. Keep 'em coming!

  • @SDCustoms
    @SDCustoms 7 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Please never use a box cutter again LOL Loving the creative methods!!

    • @ottersdangerden
      @ottersdangerden 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      How'd you open this box? Dull Beaver...

    • @Twinfire
      @Twinfire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The beavers I know have trapped many a man, not too dull after all

    • @psorek139
      @psorek139 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      10/10 unboxing technique!

    • @DG1TAL
      @DG1TAL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SD Customs Warning sign checking in.

  • @Wobblybob2004
    @Wobblybob2004 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thats an (IEC 60320) C15 applience connector, The bump prevents standard temprature cords (70°c C13) being used with hight temp (120°c C16) inlets.

  • @moagoo5714
    @moagoo5714 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:45 is my favorite part of any of your videos. I watch it all the time. Makes me feel smrt.

  • @joetylerdale
    @joetylerdale 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    If I'm ever injured in your neck of the woods, please ride in the back of the ambulance with me and sing till we get to the hospital!

  • @maxhammick948
    @maxhammick948 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    you're missing the chance to shill an ave coofi mug! way more skookum than pyrex for the semenivity between the bit you hold and the but that holds the goods, y'know

    • @ThePretendgineer
      @ThePretendgineer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I would buy that in a heartbeat. I just saw the ruler and laughed my ass off all the way to the checkout page.

    • @haploideallel
      @haploideallel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'd love to buy an AVE-branded Pyrex coofi-beaker! :)
      (Might also be the Duran brand though ;) )

    • @TheDanielConsole
      @TheDanielConsole 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Max Hammick i'll take no less than a borosilicate mug from uncle bumblefuck here

  • @MatteoSaitta
    @MatteoSaitta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The weird nema connector is due to thermal, the ones with the extra recess are rated for higher temps than the ones without

  • @skater4life31683
    @skater4life31683 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the package opening demonstration. A true professional!

  • @ionbladezofficial
    @ionbladezofficial 7 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    rectified by a *FULL BRIDGE RECTIFIER*

    • @jc40337
      @jc40337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is my favorite thing of all time.

    • @Jman116Films
      @Jman116Films 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ionbladezofficial boom

    • @Pottalowski
      @Pottalowski 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I like "rectum frier" more.

    • @whatshappenedhere1784
      @whatshappenedhere1784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ElectroBOOM hell yeah

    • @user-oq9jb8lm7x
      @user-oq9jb8lm7x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If it had the EVEN FULLER BRIDGE RECTIFIER it would probably have a bit more chooch.

  • @RedesCat
    @RedesCat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    i thought water came in bags in canada

    • @prmperop
      @prmperop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      youre thinking of milk, and thats only in certain provinces (our states)

    • @TRUE_GR1T
      @TRUE_GR1T 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it's sad that you still have to state what provinces are to Americans. I can look at a map and name all of the states and most of their capitals, yet I'm sure most Americans cannot do the same for Canada's provinces.

    • @RJSoftware2000
      @RJSoftware2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      We are the best so we don't have to care none.

    • @williwonti
      @williwonti 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      What's really sad is that Canuks can't lay off the inferiority / superiority complex bullshit.

    • @TRUE_GR1T
      @TRUE_GR1T 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      williwonti it's not about superiority. It's disappointing that people down there are so ignorant about everything (including their own country) but it's like they don't even have world maps in schools there, just maps of the US.
      and rjsoftware ignorance is bliss right? As long as you have your cheeseburger, guns and cable tv nothing else matters.

  • @shidder_mutt
    @shidder_mutt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Opening a box with a milling machine. Nice one👍🏻🤘🏻

  • @jamesconnors5653
    @jamesconnors5653 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Looked like a good little coffee maker to me. My experience with Makita has been that they scrimp where it will not harm the customer.

  • @eejuice
    @eejuice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy God, you sang Gumboot Cloggeroo! Just about my favourite Stompin' Tom song ever. It's going to be stuck in my head all weekend now. But a ring dang doo, for PI Sue, and take 'er to the gum boot clog-er-oo, do a little gumboot cloggin', do a little gumboot cloggin'... ,
    Priceless!
    I sometimes channel my inner ee-jiot and sing that at the top of my lunges in the garage and the kids think I'm a nut. But they like it. They just won't say so.

  • @RinoaL
    @RinoaL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    wow, that unboxing was perfect. that made me actually laugh out loud, thats kinda rare, like twice in a year thing. :D
    i dont get the love for this addictive brown sludge, but i bet this thing could make hot chocolate!

  • @verlicht
    @verlicht 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Great for 1 person that can wait 10 minutes for his coffee...
    That's comming from a Makita fanboy.

    • @dragthatsht
      @dragthatsht 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LoverOfPhotography maybe don't fill her with ice water

    • @verlicht
      @verlicht 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      charles streeter I said that before seeing that part of the video. It does actually take 10 minutes. He said it took 20 minutes with icewater...
      AND you only have ONE coffee!

    • @dragthatsht
      @dragthatsht 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ouch

    • @allesklarklaus147
      @allesklarklaus147 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lighting up a fire and boiling water for making coffee because there is no fucking power at where youre working is not really faster and it is just annoying so this might be a good thing. Wouldn't spend much money on it though. I dont even know how much this costs though

    • @allesklarklaus147
      @allesklarklaus147 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Crystal ah yeah that's some sex on a stick right there. but remember: the angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat. a real trap for young players

  • @Slking507
    @Slking507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My wife and I watching... in goes the ice. Wife "What the diddly?!" Then it happened. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mitchellellis3998
    @mitchellellis3998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    love the videos man! You should do a video about the different types of plastics and how to tell which is which

  • @Prometheus203
    @Prometheus203 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hahahaha! I just died when I saw you cutting the box with the endmill!!

  • @ThePlowGuys
    @ThePlowGuys 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    were you actually dancing to the song you were singing? You crazy Canadian.

    • @payday510
      @payday510 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Stompin Tom Connors, a national goddamn treasure.

    • @MurcuryEntertainment
      @MurcuryEntertainment 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saw what's left of the whiskey jacks a few yards ago, truly a maple blooded experience.

  • @oobayly
    @oobayly 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy crap - that's got to be the bestest unboxing method I've ever seen. I can also now picture you doing tool modifications à la Krieger.

  • @cunningpunt
    @cunningpunt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:46 I feel ya. Once put an extra 'N' in my own name marking a spanner because I was focused on making it neat. :)

  • @SilentGloves
    @SilentGloves 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Instructions unclear, vice caught in ceiling fan.

  • @radry100
    @radry100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That's no coffe maker, that's a water dyer.

  • @Paul-pj5qu
    @Paul-pj5qu 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love it when you use a ridiculous tool to unbox something--priceless.

  • @justhes
    @justhes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The taste test bit had me on the floor! Good videos as usual AvE! Keep them coming!

  • @mightyfinejonboy
    @mightyfinejonboy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Nothing like a bit of the brown milk in your coffee.

  • @Marvin.Runyon
    @Marvin.Runyon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That paint will never stay stuck to PP :-( Trying to glue/paint PP is when you learn about plastics.

    • @Marvin.Runyon
      @Marvin.Runyon 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Good to know about! Bumblefuck probably used the $1.50 stuff though. I used that shit to hide rust on the black trim of my first car. Worked well enough in that application!

    • @Talasas
      @Talasas 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plastic primer/adhesion promoter is your friend. Car bumpers are often made from PP and they are painted with many forms of paint and it sticks no problemo. As for gluing it, just plastic weld it instead, it takes pretty well to being welded.

    • @sugavmig021
      @sugavmig021 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he just did it fast and sloppy (thats what she said)
      i dont think he was very serious abut the paint, vriting with at sharpie :P

  • @chrisjohnson4386
    @chrisjohnson4386 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    You sir are fun to watch! Came here for the welding and am now working my way through all your vids.

  • @AuDixin
    @AuDixin 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the best videos you have made in a while bud. Hats off to you man

  • @lekoman
    @lekoman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Milling the box open? Instant Like. :D

  • @sabk21ify
    @sabk21ify 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    this is like buying a Snap-On fleshlight...
    matter of time

    • @rayers1000
      @rayers1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bringing a whole new meaning to the name "fap-off"

    • @jayholmes5775
      @jayholmes5775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I hope its ratcheting for edging 😁

    • @my11badkids78
      @my11badkids78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Testing it out right in the Snap-On truck even!

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right, because everyone equates drinking coffee with masturbation.

    • @billwessels207
      @billwessels207 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Had one.

  • @fogeyes
    @fogeyes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks Ave. Gave me a good idea for source of high temp wire and insulators to refurb an old tube amp I've been meaning to rewire and fix. Thrift stores got loads of old coffee makers I'm pretty sure. (I think?).

  • @rgreen93021
    @rgreen93021 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG! Didnt see the milling machine box opening coming! Awesome. Too funny. One of my favorite channels.

  • @EvanMJones
    @EvanMJones 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I look forward to every video you upload. Keep up the good work.

  • @GRom4232
    @GRom4232 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Was there a sneaky Laura Kampf reference? I hope there was.

  • @jesusivanperezmejia6753
    @jesusivanperezmejia6753 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best darn product review videos on the Internet. Thanks so much AVE.

  • @saulysw
    @saulysw 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the funniest episodes I've watched yet. Love the singing.

  • @StormbringerMM
    @StormbringerMM 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ha. Sweet. The "machine of hope and happiness" has a shrine built to it in my shop...gotta have it black though, that's more of a girthy beverage.

  • @kylehazachode
    @kylehazachode 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I have the same coffee maker, but mine's unbranded and red. Bought it from CVS about ten years ago.

    • @mattdattilo3865
      @mattdattilo3865 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmfao fuck

    • @digydan
      @digydan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If its unbranded, how does it associate with any/no particular battery brand or is it only AC?

    • @imthemistermaster
      @imthemistermaster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dan V probably came with its own batterias

    • @dos541
      @dos541 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      coffee makers dont last more than a few years in my house

    • @strangelyjamesly4078
      @strangelyjamesly4078 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      When the coffee maker in my house starts acting up I just ditcher her and get a newer sleeker model. They can be more expensive to run initially but who wants to be stuck with the same percolator for the rest of their lives?

  • @TheDramethis
    @TheDramethis 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    great videos man. its the terms that you use when you explain things, that really crack me up.

  • @deathbyproxy2
    @deathbyproxy2 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    TIME TO DO SOME MACHINING! ! LOVE IT! you crack me up with you banter..... always a pleasure to watch you.... keep them coming big guy!

  • @turbocobra
    @turbocobra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Good review. Crazy how your channel has blown up. I remember a couple years ago you asked Abom79 to give you a shoutout when you sent him something, and now you are giving him shoutouts lol

  • @llldodgelll
    @llldodgelll 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I frigging love you, Man.

  • @rhshel
    @rhshel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    oh what a voice, your bound for glory! Happy New Year

  • @stickyicky2120
    @stickyicky2120 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's it. This is the greatest video I've ever seen.

  • @richrandom9279
    @richrandom9279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Did that battery holder have a belt clip?

    • @19693201
      @19693201 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i was think the same

    • @Viking2dk
      @Viking2dk 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      was wondering about that too haha

    • @Paiadakine
      @Paiadakine 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      1:42

    • @richrandom9279
      @richrandom9279 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      OK..How many thimbles does it make? Didn't even put out1 cup a that Texas Tea for Him!..

    • @rionmotley2514
      @rionmotley2514 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, yes it did. I have no idea how that would ever be remotely useful.

  • @cameronsmith3988
    @cameronsmith3988 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I see you climb milling on that box. I too like to live dangerously.

    • @cameronsmith3988
      @cameronsmith3988 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      AvE We need a support group or something. I've shrapneled my share making dunderheaded mistakes.

  • @alexanderforbes2126
    @alexanderforbes2126 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    By far my favorite video to date.

  • @EdwinvandenOetelaar
    @EdwinvandenOetelaar 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very good review. You are also a new kind of stand-up-comedian, you found your own style, your own alter-ego, created your own vocabulary, you make it look so easy.. (which it is not) Great work.

  • @francisrampen9099
    @francisrampen9099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That isn't a percolator - a percolator as invented by Count Rumford continuously recirculates the water through the coffee producing the most wretched and highly caffeinated coffee possible.
    That is a drip brewer.
    Love the video

  • @dahveed284
    @dahveed284 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yeah, making coffee with ice cubes will NOT speed up the process.

  • @233kosta
    @233kosta 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Milling machine unboxing... I LOVE it!

  • @almckimmey8898
    @almckimmey8898 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It never >explicit< fails..How true..

  • @SeraphimKnight
    @SeraphimKnight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Using a mill to open packages huh... I feel like you got a good idea going here. Maybe clamshell packages would actually be openable that way.

    • @mindbreak666
      @mindbreak666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hacksaw blades.
      Broken hacksaw blades... avoid those "bimetallic" blasphemies. Grind away and make a scalpel sort of thingie...
      Sharpen the shit out of that thing, a clip point is preferred but not needed.
      Hold clamshell container flat against a proper sacrificial surface as wood, cardboard or thicker plastics and cut away.
      Keep several of those slashy things around, give some as gifts and preach the knowledge...

    • @smirage22
      @smirage22 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice Pfp Seraph

    • @davidamoritz
      @davidamoritz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lasers overpowered lasers

  • @therealjammit
    @therealjammit 7 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I like the ladies like I like my coffee.
    Chopped up and kept in the fridge...

    • @F1lthy_Casual
      @F1lthy_Casual 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I Like my coffee how i like my women. All over the floor.

    • @MillionFoul
      @MillionFoul 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I _enjoy_ my coffee the same way I enjoy my women. *Anally and piping hot*.

    • @jh9903
      @jh9903 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      l like my coffee like i like my women, hot, black and screaming for cream.

    • @todeswalzer6760
      @todeswalzer6760 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I like my women like I like my coffee.
      In my stomach.

    • @treynathaniel4075
      @treynathaniel4075 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Woman love me in their stomach

  • @emehtonich
    @emehtonich 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved the Microchip PIC Mega comment.
    I work at the At...chip fab in Colorado. Glad you're keeping up with the news.

  • @melsilva9158
    @melsilva9158 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG! Thank you sir. I found your channel through errant clicking with the mouse doohickey and laughed my arse off at this. More please!

  • @charlietripi
    @charlietripi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Probably a bit remedial for most of the clientele on this page, but there's a great video from Engineerguy explaining bubble pump operation on coffee makers

  • @bobalong131
    @bobalong131 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They're starting to come out with some cool gear for the batteries. I have seen a battery powered air pump for tires and such. I've been considering making something to use my batteries besides impact tools. dunno what yet.

    • @billrobert3226
      @billrobert3226 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I've heard the battery tire inflater is great just don't try it on 80psi, the milwaukee one will not do it! 40psi I've heard many people say it's good tho. better than nothing on the side of the road with a flat!

  • @JUANKERR2000
    @JUANKERR2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    No wonder I have problems opening cardboard boxes, I don't have a milling machine! Lovely, thanks for a laugh.

  • @joecarnes9174
    @joecarnes9174 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Business advice ta boot! You sir are becoming one of my favorites!

  • @hgurskov
    @hgurskov 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    lambs navy rum... ;-)

    • @adamjc86
      @adamjc86 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Try out Havana Club 7 for a cheap and good dark rum

  • @icondonnied
    @icondonnied 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Best... Tool.... Review... EVAR!!!!!11eleventy-one!!1!! If'n your coffee isn't chewable, you haven't made it strong enough..

  • @inspectiondepartment5843
    @inspectiondepartment5843 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    My Uncle owns Kona coffee. He lives VERY simply, it's quite amazing. Water comes from a downhill running hose. Electric comes from solar and generators. No windows in his house. It really is something to visit. Plus... you are on an island every day.

  • @TheREALHelly
    @TheREALHelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for reminding me... Gotta go make me a coffee in this 31°C weather, BRB