Inside Amy Schumer - Girl, You Don't Need Makeup

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  • @datickywickygurl
    @datickywickygurl 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1322

    This video is the truest thing ever! I can't tell you how many times I've been on the internet and a guy comments on a girl's photo saying, "You're so beautiful! I love that all-natural look." And the girl is clearly wearing eye-liner and mascara!

    • @AnnoyingBritishKid
      @AnnoyingBritishKid 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Beauty Effulgent Hahaha true but thats mostly because we honestly cant tell. Would be interesting if there was 1 day where NOONE. Men or women could wear makeup.

    • @whisper3794
      @whisper3794 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      AnnoyingBritishKid Nah. We can tell lol. We just want her attention.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Flying Pig Nah, a lot of people honestly can't.
      Also I like to go with the make sure your house has a good foundation approach. If you don't like how a girl looks without makeup, don't pursue.

    • @whisper3794
      @whisper3794 9 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      seigeengine If any guy honestly thinks that the outline of a girls eye is naturally black then they are on a whole new level of stupidity. I've never looked at a woman with makeup and thought "Oh wow I love her natural glazed lips, hot pink eyelids and poreless skin."

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Flying Pig "hurr hurr, if you don't recognize the same things I do, analyze them, and synthesize the same conclusion as me you're stupid"
      And you're also just bullshitting in the rest of that by describing far heavier makeup than people would actually confuse.

  • @DanicaDeCosto
    @DanicaDeCosto 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1053

    "Girl, I can't be seen with the ghost from the ring." Funniest part! Hahahahaha!

    • @johnathondrews9879
      @johnathondrews9879 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** f this show bring back chappelle show..

    • @scottmckinstry1698
      @scottmckinstry1698 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      floosh Fuck Chappelle, scared little bitch he is

    • @scottmckinstry1698
      @scottmckinstry1698 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** I just said he was just scared. Thanks for the reiteration moron

    • @scottmckinstry1698
      @scottmckinstry1698 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Learn proper grammar first, you hole. Dave left for Africa during filming bc the pressure was getting to him. IE: he was scared. Now go away.

    • @tetromiNolz
      @tetromiNolz 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** nice!

  • @PureNightfall
    @PureNightfall 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1238

    Shots fired at One Direction XD

    • @shwetayadav92
      @shwetayadav92 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Exactly what I was thinking!

    • @aapjew18
      @aapjew18 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

    • @STVYT
      @STVYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me three

    • @OriginalKarasu
      @OriginalKarasu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      nah nah ... this is big time rush XD

    • @elisejackson2854
      @elisejackson2854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      um no.

  • @markalexander3659
    @markalexander3659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    haha this is SO TRUE. When guys say they prefer girls without makeup what they ACTUALLY like is girls with natural looking makeup.

    • @martineshamzin7535
      @martineshamzin7535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They actually like girls with pretty faces, I think.

    • @Enigmatism415
      @Enigmatism415 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, no, I unironically prefer no makeup at all, not even a little bit of light makeup. Zero, none.

    • @Enigmatism415
      @Enigmatism415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@martineshamzin7535 THIS is the truth. Be naturally pretty or don't bother pretending.

  • @tamararose8538
    @tamararose8538 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1611

    When someone says that girls look better without makeup and then they show a picture of a girl wearing "natural" looking makeup.

    • @AmandaFromWisconsin
      @AmandaFromWisconsin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Diane Berg - How many girls are naturally pretty, though?

    • @mithrandirsilvertongue1406
      @mithrandirsilvertongue1406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Amanda From Wisconsin plenty

    • @viktoria8189
      @viktoria8189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @Diane Berg nope, it's about the girls with natural make up, natural fake eyelashes, natural highlights in the natural hair extensions. For real

    • @AD-eg9cw
      @AD-eg9cw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@viktoria8189 I've been asked if I'm a model by strangers in public many times while I had zero makeup on and naturally curly long hair. Natural beauty exists.

    • @chocobun4879
      @chocobun4879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@AD-eg9cw for some people.
      Not everyone is fortunate enough to be born with super attractive parents who's genetics produce amamzing looking offspring

  • @Utuber1265
    @Utuber1265 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1181

    "I'm trying."

    • @RichTake
      @RichTake 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Petreanna Aching That had me dying lol

    • @mrdestiny2011
      @mrdestiny2011 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Petreanna Aching OMG !!! That was soooooooo funny when she said that :-)

    • @حقداامام
      @حقداامام 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ll

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Petreanna Aching lolol

    • @brandysolo9165
      @brandysolo9165 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Petreanna Aching Lyric of the year.

  • @SohanDsouza
    @SohanDsouza 9 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    "You're perfect when you wake up
    Just don't go outside like that, okay?"
    Epic hilarity.

    • @cvcnet
      @cvcnet 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** lighten up Susan B. Anthony

    • @thesaurosie9209
      @thesaurosie9209 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** ah!!! don't live up to their ideas! he's agreeing with the video!!
      love from A FEMINIST

    • @jeffwalters79
      @jeffwalters79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sohan Dsouza possibly the best line in the video, but all of it is hilarious

    • @lorettaknoelk3475
      @lorettaknoelk3475 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sohan Dsouza 😂

  • @4WingedAngels
    @4WingedAngels 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1655

    I always hear the same comments from people. "You look so beautiful, and your skin is so youthful. You shouldn't wear makeup." When I don't, I hear "Are you feeling alright? You look pale and sick".😂

    • @Challa170
      @Challa170 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Amen!

    • @deadpoolsunicorn3359
      @deadpoolsunicorn3359 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I hear the same thing, all the time! People always ask if I'm feeling ok and say I look sick when I'm not wearing makeup

    • @saringongin
      @saringongin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I've never had that question before because I don´t wear makeup. People are pretty much used to my face. No problems so far. I get pimples every month and I have eye bags, no one cares 'cause I don't try to look perfect.

    • @jillmont3342
      @jillmont3342 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +saringongin same, but if I wore makeup I bet I would get you look so pretty, and then i would keep doing it and people would get used to my makeup face and would say you look better with it

    • @4WingedAngels
      @4WingedAngels 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      + martin jensen
      I usually don't wear that much makeup. But, what little I do just adds color to my pale skin.

  • @bonniezinck
    @bonniezinck 8 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    "It's like I tore up the shag carpet assuming there to be hardwood floors underneath, and it turned out to be just dirty linoleum" is fantastically valid, and I'm ecstatic they put such a metaphor in this.

    • @jbschr
      @jbschr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And then: “these are just metaphors, girl. But they’re about your face.” LOL

  • @quillber
    @quillber 8 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    "I regret missing my fathers funeral, to go audition for The Voice" gets me every time

  • @LeilaRice
    @LeilaRice 9 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    This never gets old. "Think of a clown and work your way back." LOL @AmyShumer and the other writers = sheer genius.

  • @puttivanitas7633
    @puttivanitas7633 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2017

    "I didn't know that your lashes were so stubby and pale, just a little mascara, you'll look female."

    • @LilybelleLocks
      @LilybelleLocks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Puti Vanitas haha I love that line, I have invisible eyelashes without mascara...which is fine, but I'm mildly jealous that my husband has longer lashes than I do ;)

    • @anacionqtfixo
      @anacionqtfixo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      'you'll look female' the best line

    • @xtusvincit5230
      @xtusvincit5230 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a great line, and so true.

    • @Nayzway
      @Nayzway 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I died on that part like fuck I'm ugly haha

    • @mattlemmons6647
      @mattlemmons6647 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LilybelleLocks For a guy, long eyelashes aren't a gift. I'm glad mine have thinned out (and gone gray) now that I'm older-they no longer get stuck together or make me look like I'm wearing mascara!

  • @Kohinoor1994
    @Kohinoor1994 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2325

    I just need people to understand how brilliant this is.

    • @umasoopie8945
      @umasoopie8945 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i agree

    • @vedikapainjane3591
      @vedikapainjane3591 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same here

    • @AaNdii14
      @AaNdii14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's why This song won an Emmy awards

    • @OnTheGSide
      @OnTheGSide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s genius

    • @Elufah369
      @Elufah369 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andy Zuliansyah really?????

  • @DavidFiveThirteen
    @DavidFiveThirteen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    I love at 2:00 how they take the camera from her to see if their pic came out okay. The PERFECT representation of how these "girl you don't need makeup" type of songs are all about the singer trying to feel like a good/nice guy so he can get the girl to like him. Barf. So self-involved.

    • @bluroguevyse08
      @bluroguevyse08 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's also probably because she wants to take a selfie with all of them and they don't want to be seen in a picture with her...

    • @cnsmooth
      @cnsmooth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No its not that. They pop stars are just an idealised image of a perfect bf. No such person exists.

    • @jillmont3342
      @jillmont3342 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +The Black Johnny Gat I thought she also was making them kind of like one direction

    • @cnsmooth
      @cnsmooth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jill mont yeh def

  • @forman208
    @forman208 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2731

    I gotta give Amy credit, I don't know how many female celebs would show themselves without makeup on TV and have guys call them ugly repeatedly

    • @migueltacos1610
      @migueltacos1610 8 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Right?! Talk about courage. Unfortunately, courage doesn't have the same effect for women that it does for men.

    • @iamtheilluminatedone2304
      @iamtheilluminatedone2304 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      well she is ugly

    • @plasticwrapcharlie
      @plasticwrapcharlie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      when you're a standup comic, if you can't take people insulting you, you won't last long. I can only imagine it's worse for female standups

    • @JoeMartinez18
      @JoeMartinez18 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      meh... she maybe isn't as pretty without make-up as with, yet she isn't quite ugly.

    • @plasticwrapcharlie
      @plasticwrapcharlie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Marsupilami that's not what I said, but the difference between her with and without makeup is clear.

  • @schmoyoho
    @schmoyoho 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1629

    this is a great followup to their single "You're Hot Even When You Wear a Hoodie…Oh, Why Are You Wearing a Hoodie Today, Too?"

    • @thelurkingpanda3605
      @thelurkingpanda3605 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      schmoyoho hoodies can be hot...

    • @richmahogany1
      @richmahogany1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      TheLurkingPanda Especially in the summer.

    • @JazzKeyboardist1
      @JazzKeyboardist1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Milk Milk Lemonade,,Without Makeup,,,Stevie Wonder said your Face,,,is a Band-Aid

    • @TCentanus
      @TCentanus 9 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @Sarahnessoyeah
      @Sarahnessoyeah 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +John Galt me too😔😂

  • @heynadine
    @heynadine 9 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    Amy has been KILLING it with these promos, haha love it!

    • @tigerlover219
      @tigerlover219 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love your videos nadine!!

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      @harshitjain19991 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

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    • @ahulbanar4345
      @ahulbanar4345 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey Nadine
      i was tired of trying sites and my friend told me about instaphamous.

  • @BlakeGrigsby
    @BlakeGrigsby 9 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Amy has been rocking it the past few years and I am so excited that her stuff is finally getting some incredible exposure. Very well done!

    • @bur2576
      @bur2576 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blake Grigsby i honestly think this new season of her show is the first funny one as a whole. all the episodes have been great so far. older seasons..eh..

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      @asgharbaku9676 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blake Grigsby use instaphamous,its faster and all the followers are real people if you order the real followers from them

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blake Grigsby i love her...and i sometimes wonder what it would be like being inside her lolol

    • @bur2576
      @bur2576 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kevin Pean me too ;)

    • @nishaverma19991
      @nishaverma19991 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

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      4 Click Sponsored Link
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  • @chickwit2575
    @chickwit2575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "Just get up an hour earlier...."
    *cries*

    • @reinforcer9000
      @reinforcer9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you can make yourself much girlier xD

    • @traceypolyflavor6233
      @traceypolyflavor6233 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually cried when I first watched this.

  • @abiakin7170
    @abiakin7170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Think of a clown and then work your way back" is absolutely my favourite part

  • @xxjackie21xx
    @xxjackie21xx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "See, it's like I tore up the shag carpet assuming there were hard wood floors underneath, but it turned out to be just dirty linoleum"
    Wow.. This is the realest metaphor I've ever heard LOL

  • @HowtoLiveInParis
    @HowtoLiveInParis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    The ad before this was a Sephora ad lol

  • @nikitanair6566
    @nikitanair6566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "But most of all I regret telling you to not wear makeup. That's on me but what's on you is hopefully more make up."
    I died. XD

    • @EM-cg4iy
      @EM-cg4iy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My favorite part hands down.

    • @jauntydamemusic
      @jauntydamemusic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I use this line on my husband at least every week. Can’t stop, love that line too much.

  • @AmethystEyes
    @AmethystEyes 9 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    This song was just nominated for an Emmy.

    • @emme2795
      @emme2795 9 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      it won

    • @spfcasual3786
      @spfcasual3786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Written by Kurt Metzger

    • @hellok7877
      @hellok7877 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spfcasual3786 was it him or Kyle dunnigan

  • @youseimonogatari
    @youseimonogatari 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I love how sweet that guy's face looks when he says "These are just metaphores, girl. BUT THEY ARE ABOUT YOUR FACE."

  • @PhilipDeFranco
    @PhilipDeFranco 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

    HAHA THIS IS AWESOME! Amy has been on fire lately.

    • @kaboom987
      @kaboom987 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** Agreed! Milk Milk Lemonade is the best one though!

    • @watchonjar
      @watchonjar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** preach it m8 she's on a streak

    • @LindsayKBurton
      @LindsayKBurton 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ***** PHILLLLL

    • @truegreen7
      @truegreen7 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Thanks for making me appreciate Amy, Phil!

    • @TheodoraSohHJ
      @TheodoraSohHJ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've watched this three times today. Thanks, Phil!

  • @thereforeiam2908
    @thereforeiam2908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    This is girl v society. Everyone is telling us how progressed the society is and how girls should just be themselves, but at the moment we do that they criticise us for not being pretty enough. The form she showed it was so relevant especially when boy bandand and male singers are kind of setting the model of what a girl should be like. Thank you Amy for bringing that issue into the conversation!. Brava👏

    • @martineshamzin7535
      @martineshamzin7535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No one criticizes women for not being pretty. But they are thinking it.

    • @flyingfireballmaster1816
      @flyingfireballmaster1816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@martineshamzin7535 If only that were true.

    • @Enigmatism415
      @Enigmatism415 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some people like no makeup, some don't; society isn't a monolith with a single unified will and opinion.

  • @cristianotorres7847
    @cristianotorres7847 9 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Even though it's supposed to be funny, it's still an amazing song. Really like the tune and the vocals.

    • @ayassafespace
      @ayassafespace 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought I was the only one who liked it 😂 it is catchy!

    • @OriginalKarasu
      @OriginalKarasu 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ayaJB1D ofc is a good song... and im a guy... and straight... if there was a boy band that sang songs and made videos like this i would be their fan... lol

    • @theeverydaylife1
      @theeverydaylife1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Cristiano Torres It's catchy because it's a rip off of One Direction - Sounds almost exactly like "What Makes you Beautiful". That's what makes the whole thing so funny.

    • @OriginalKarasu
      @OriginalKarasu 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well i couldnt like it bc it sounds like that song bc i dont even know that song...

    • @cristianotorres7847
      @cristianotorres7847 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      theeverydaylife1 I know, but I still prefer the vocals and lyrics in this one over One Direction.

  • @honeydew1
    @honeydew1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    wheres zayn

    • @lilliemullen513
      @lilliemullen513 9 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      He had to leave this band to join 1D, but I thing we can all agree that he was better in this band.

    • @bellymoriarty8438
      @bellymoriarty8438 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Lillie Mullen definitely

    • @khadijaelboushi7742
      @khadijaelboushi7742 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i love you 😂😂

    • @fufuberry1
      @fufuberry1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +screams he's busy in the bed all day. with his war zones and paradise

    • @lupus6134
      @lupus6134 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He left

  • @katjames2545
    @katjames2545 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I could watch this video a million times and it wouldn't get old. I LMAO every time!! Every detail, every diss, every action, every facial expression is just perfection. 😂😂😂

  • @simplypuff
    @simplypuff 9 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    I've met guys who claim that they don't like women who wear lots of makeup and prefer naturally beautiful women... then they see those women without makeup and immediately react, "ew that's what you look like? you're a completely different person!" Basically those guys care about a woman feeling good about herself... as long as they still find her attractive. The moral here: men, stop telling women how to look and women, stop listening to them.

    • @GT6SuzukaTimeTrials
      @GT6SuzukaTimeTrials 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I personally prefer women without makeup. It would be easier to tell who I find attractive.

    • @hamish4535
      @hamish4535 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      simplypuff Don't lie. You're too socially inept to talk to people in real life.

    • @CarbonatedTurtle
      @CarbonatedTurtle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      simplypuff Sooo, I guess you watched the same video at the top of this page that we all did?

    • @bur2576
      @bur2576 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      simplypuff us telling you how to look? we dont tell you how to look anything. you idiots read all these girl magazines, that funny enough, have a total BS opinion on the guys behalf. if your ever curious, pick one up. the guys they interview are so ass backwards. but, again you keep listening to your dumb magazines and tv, were not telling you how to look. we have to accept what you do and go with the flow so we dont get yelled at. my gf wears no make up because i tell her any make up actually makes her look worse, shes gorgeous without it.

    • @AnnoyingBritishKid
      @AnnoyingBritishKid 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      simplypuff My girlfriend looks fucking hot with or without make up.... but the fact is if she had worn none on our first date we probably wouldnt still be together. In real long relationships no guy gives a fuck about make up but for first dates/nights out it just shows that shes made an effort. If im on a first date I always wear a nice shirt, nice shoes and brush up. Granted it will take way longer for most girls to "make an effort" but its just dating etiquette.

  • @lurategh
    @lurategh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    These guys did a great job at this hahaha, they're hilarious.

  • @marisat.5103
    @marisat.5103 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1187

    Lamo I never ever wear makeup and people bug me to do it all the time. Generally speaking, the guys who say they prefer women without makeup don't realize what "no makeup" actually means. What they really want is just shit that looks natural, or one of the rare, endangered species of woman that looks good with or without makeup. Good luck finding one of those.

    • @marisat.5103
      @marisat.5103 9 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      ***** I do. Women who look what a man deems as "pretty" without makeup on are rare. I stand by what I say.

    • @marisat.5103
      @marisat.5103 9 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      ***** nope. I wash my face and shower daily. Never get attention from guys. I just reached the point where I said "F it" and embraced a life without male intervention, lols.

    • @marisat.5103
      @marisat.5103 9 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      ***** lol no in my original comment I said I don't wear makeup. I've tried it a couple times and it makes me feel like I'm wearing a mask. I got bullied by other girls all throughout high school because of it.
      I only know what I have observed from the sidelines of the dating world. I have seen many men approach and flirt with women, but rarely have I seen it happen to girls without makeup on. One of my friends from back in high school once told me that, when it comes to men, "The penis does the picking and the heart does the loving." Now, I think it works the same for both genders. People as a whole will approach someone who they regard as attractive before they approach someone who they don't. And the sad truth is, women who wear makeup look more attractive to men than women who don't. I'm really not trying to insult girls, I'm just being realistic here. If men still approach you a lot, congrats. You're one of the few naturally beautiful girls out there.
      I'm not into online dating. Tbh, I think I've reached a point in my life where dating just doesn't even interest me anymore. I've went this far without any guys in my life, and I can build a happy future for myself without one.

    • @norelius6008
      @norelius6008 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      M'legbeard.

    • @ulalaFrugilega
      @ulalaFrugilega 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Marisa T. loved your conversation with A little leaf. I don't wear make-up myself for decades now, and can tell you that I have been approached by guys nevertheless. Good guys, too. I think it's mostly in how you feel about yourself, seriously. The self-assured, open, fun girl that many men find attractive (and not fearsome) often coincides with make-up is all.
      Anyway, you got a point, too, but I suspect it touches more the part where those sexy workmen whistle after girls in the street, mostly.
      Still all this does not help one iota, if you are (like me) just not the self-assured, open fun girl, with or without make up. (Which is why non of my relationships turned out happily ever after)
      Except, maybe it does help you, if you actually still would like to find a man, you might start working on self confidence training in stead of getting a make-over ;)

  • @galaxystar1111
    @galaxystar1111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Guys be saying "I'd love a girl who is all natural" then be hardcore following the girl who is wearing full make-up.

    • @KaiDecadence
      @KaiDecadence 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yep irony. That's why it's hilarious when guys say crap like that and then when they get it (the girl stops wearng makeup), they have a problem with it lol

    • @makissaashlynn6551
      @makissaashlynn6551 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly

  • @elisabethk2737
    @elisabethk2737 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Some natural looking make-up" lol that's perfect

  • @Megahaha247
    @Megahaha247 8 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    SHE THREW AWAY LAURA MERCIER SETTING POWDER?! GIRL THAT'S LIKE 38$ A POP

    • @geist41334
      @geist41334 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Totally insane, isn´t she?!
      Children in africa could have eaten that Laura Mercer setting powdwer to survive another day!

    • @brandysolo9165
      @brandysolo9165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She really does have some nice makeup.

    • @mariasmith2198
      @mariasmith2198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It didn't go far.

    • @SomeBody-ce3gq
      @SomeBody-ce3gq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@geist41334 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gobbleswells2883
      @gobbleswells2883 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're missing the point, sis...She don't need no make-up, she's perfect when she wakes up, she just shouldn't go outside like that without natural looking make-up!!

  • @salwaaj1356
    @salwaaj1356 9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    LOL "so wear it when you sleep and swim"

  • @dlweiss
    @dlweiss 9 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Heh, I just noticed how she quietly mouths, "FUCK" at 1:27. XD

    • @bitchbye1988
      @bitchbye1988 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      dlweiss i think she said "motherfucker" doe 😂😂

  • @margaritam.9118
    @margaritam.9118 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    These are just metaphors, girl.
    But they *are* about your face.

  • @dee_deer
    @dee_deer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    this is so true. some guys says things like "girls don't need makeup" and then there is that person on youtube making compilations of "youtube beauty gurus without makeup" with the thumbnail of a really bad photo of a famous beauty guru

    • @NinaLauraDionne
      @NinaLauraDionne 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Diandra Herlambang I think you're on about Onision

    • @soniquecat4745
      @soniquecat4745 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had a male friend rattle on me how I "don't need all the make up" . Then once i went out without make up, because i overslept and was in rush,.... he actually asked me if I am sick. I am like "no, i am just not wearing make up". (It's not i look sick... i am just pale and have pale lashes.... so i look better when i draw out my face a bit¨.

  • @hanamarek8080
    @hanamarek8080 9 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Guys always want the "natural look", the problem is there us nothing natural about the "natural look"

    • @Djoawd
      @Djoawd 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Hana Marek Actually there is. Its just that people are becoming more superficial

    • @paulaacosta9954
      @paulaacosta9954 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Djoaw Oawed nah there is nothing natural

    • @strawberrybubblepop6290
      @strawberrybubblepop6290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hana Marek Perfectly said

    • @juliealexis7438
      @juliealexis7438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KA-md6je Totally agree!

    • @Kitticane
      @Kitticane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’d have to disagree because if it’s just filling in your eyebrow and putting on a little mascara, you’re just accenting your features. Being able to do that is definitely a 5 min job in the morning and can be put into your normal morning routine.
      The real issue is some men don’t understand makeup and girls just get carried away with it, then it stops looking plain and simple and starts to fall into the glam look.

  • @treetopy
    @treetopy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This is totally in a playlist with "normal" music of mine. I just dance around and love whenever it comes on. #ThanksAmy

  • @Eshajori
    @Eshajori 8 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    It's funny because all the guys in this video are wearing makeup.

    • @marti3189
      @marti3189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But when guys wear makeup they're brave, exotic, or even more attractive?

    • @kerrymoynihan6686
      @kerrymoynihan6686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No, just closet cases.

    • @mihaillapin1755
      @mihaillapin1755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This made me laugh much more :)

    • @YaroslavKostrov
      @YaroslavKostrov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stealthgeek29 how do you know that? Were standing right there holding a candle?

    • @psps2034
      @psps2034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@stealthgeek29 every straight male actor, newsreader, weather forecaster on TV wears makeup. Males wearing makeup doesnt mean drag make up, not that there is anything wrong with that either.

  • @annebode6458
    @annebode6458 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This is so accurate. I can never tell if some guys honestly don't know the difference between 'natural looking make-up' and 'no make-up at all' or if they just think it's the right thing to say, but the vast majority of men I've meet do prefer some make-up, even if it's just a little to mask the basic blemishes.

    • @JoeMartinez18
      @JoeMartinez18 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes we men prefer women with make-up,, perhaps society idk. And yes we say those things to be polite. I mean, how would a man be in the eyes of a woman if he says out loud " Hey, You're ugly without make up. Hide your ugly face"

    • @echostorm1996
      @echostorm1996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @sam 7 True, they'll have faces full of acne and blemishes and yet they aren't even expected to use skincare products to diminish them.

    • @echostorm1996
      @echostorm1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Frenchie McDonald I don't doubt many men do. It still doesn't change the fact there is absolutely more of an expectation of appearance for women than there is for men.

    • @echostorm1996
      @echostorm1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Frenchie McDonald Please don't play the "whataboutism" game. It's childish. I've personally experienced on numerous occasions just how much people care what I look like as a woman that I've seen them not reserve for men as well. So don't sit there and tell me it's all just some grand illusion. It exists and pretending like it doesn't does not make it go away.

  • @stacyg585
    @stacyg585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    these guys are so well-cast and great actors.

  • @brianscraper7433
    @brianscraper7433 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This is the funniest sketch I've seen in years! I can't quit watching it!

  • @fonzieru6755
    @fonzieru6755 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Amy must have a ton of confidence to be able to do these sketches.

    • @mulemule
      @mulemule 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really. More like a ton of self-loathing and poor body image permeating her entire schtick that somehow gets massaged into feminist courage. "Look at me! I hate my appearance! Now, where's my &%#@ medal?!"

  • @Flandersned08
    @Flandersned08 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "Girl, I can't be seen with the ghost from The Ring"

  • @klausweasley
    @klausweasley 8 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    TRIVIA: This song won the Emmy for Outstanding Music & Lyrics.

    • @ribidimi
      @ribidimi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      for real??? LOOL

    • @angelforyou
      @angelforyou 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Won* www.emmys.com/awards/nominees-winners/2015/outstanding-original-music-and-lyrics

    • @lupus6134
      @lupus6134 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

    • @allieschwarz8023
      @allieschwarz8023 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for the link!

    • @mattlemmons6647
      @mattlemmons6647 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now I'm all mad again that none of the songs from Galavant were nominated.

  • @pgfarber6576
    @pgfarber6576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I still sing, " Girl, you need makeup. Lots and lots of makeup." During my morning routine.

  • @Thunder-dz5db
    @Thunder-dz5db 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I like to listen to this as I'm getting ready half asleep in the morning sometimes 😂

  • @seananthony7494
    @seananthony7494 9 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I wish I knew the foundation those guys were using

  • @markalexander5479
    @markalexander5479 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "I'm trying!" lmao

  • @gabrielfischel294
    @gabrielfischel294 8 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    this just goes to show how easy it is to make a one direction type song. if they really did a song like this it would be number 1

    • @mariasmith2198
      @mariasmith2198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Everything looks easy when someone else is doing it. This wasn't easy to do. If its so easy, you do it.

    • @mattlemmons6647
      @mattlemmons6647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The show should have made a deal with a record company to release this as a single. It approaches ABBA songs in catchiness!

  • @-HRH
    @-HRH 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "I didn't know your lashes were so stubby and pale...just a little mascara and you'll look female." Ahahaha! Whoever the songwriter is they're a genius.

    • @SeeSawMassacre
      @SeeSawMassacre 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The music and lyrics were written by Kyle Dunnigan and Jim Roach.

  • @barbaraspencer5651
    @barbaraspencer5651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I only just "discovered " this video and I love it! Humor, vitality, great acting by Amy and the boys, dangerously catchy song and a message not to ignore = a little masterpiece in its own right. Good to know it won popularity and recognition. Congratulations to everybody behind it!

    • @kellyharney2385
      @kellyharney2385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watching again myself and I agree - the song is amazing, the guys act it out perfectly, the set design, any of course….even them pulling the make up out of the garbage and arranging it perfectly is hilarious. I think it won a well deserved Emmy

  • @inkyhip458
    @inkyhip458 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Gotta admit. This girl is damn brave for taking her make-up off, especially since she's not the prettiest flower in the pot. She is, however, a beautiful girl. But in hollywood, she is definitely courageous.

    • @kailyn1011
      @kailyn1011 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      couldn't have said it better myself

  • @2ndRatePetronius
    @2ndRatePetronius 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "These are just metaphors, girl, but they are about your face." 🙌

  • @codymeyers3092
    @codymeyers3092 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I never get tired of this. Her facial expressions throughout the whole clip are hysterical.

  • @fbarrie
    @fbarrie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kyle Dunnigan writing - Genius

  • @rawsomepossum3821
    @rawsomepossum3821 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    This is what boys really mean when they say they like the natural look

  • @blahblahooooooooblah
    @blahblahooooooooblah 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Amy is incredible! I love the messages she slips into her skits, very funny & smart.

  • @0dontspeak
    @0dontspeak 9 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    AHHHHH This is sooo fucking spot on!
    I wish I could send this to every douchebag Nice Guy (TM) who says they like girls without makeup without realizing "girls without makeup" are actually wearing natural looking makeup.

  • @liabug1164
    @liabug1164 9 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Does anyone kind of wish they were a real boyband? I'd totally put their faces on my bedroom wall.

    • @nina-he1dj
      @nina-he1dj 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes lol This song is catchy

    • @woojinpark8539
      @woojinpark8539 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Liabug11 I agree. Are they just actors?

    • @brandysolo9165
      @brandysolo9165 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Woojin Park I think they may be Broadway actors that were hired for this gig. But they are adorable.

    • @lSeKToRl
      @lSeKToRl 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Liabug11 lol bitch

    • @Varisunia
      @Varisunia 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Liabug11 To be able to make those goofy faces while doing that choreography... This would be a great boy band.

  • @infocool4609
    @infocool4609 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    It's funny, but the song is super catchy too!

  • @elcinequenovemos7851
    @elcinequenovemos7851 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "I 've got a lot of regrets on my life. I regret missing my fathers funeral for an audition for the voice, I regret been high when my niece was born; but most of all I regret telling you not to wear make up. That on me. But s on you is hopefully more make up.
    You see its like I torn up the shag carpet assuming there were hardboards underneath but it was only dirty linoleum
    There are just methapors, but there are about your face."
    Pure comedy.

  • @zasddsaf
    @zasddsaf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    this show is killing it every week!

  • @keemo9208
    @keemo9208 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hahaha 0:40 anyone notice the long haired dude pushes Amy hard and she flies forward?

  • @davidcowan4378
    @davidcowan4378 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    'Just get up an hour earlier, you can make yourself much girlier' 😂😂😂

  • @LaterHolmes
    @LaterHolmes ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Written by Kyle Dunnigan, comedy genius.

  • @rudetc
    @rudetc 9 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    If there's a God, these guys will actually become a successful Boyband after this.

    • @taunoctua245
      @taunoctua245 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Plebchok I agree. Great harmony arrangement. Comedy Central has an actual guitar player on the payroll, appearently. The song is more rock than techno, so 9od may not exist in the long run. This music actually has merit, unlike the music industry machine.

    • @OriginalKarasu
      @OriginalKarasu 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Plebchok Hopefully with songs in the same style as this. can u think how awesome that would be?

    • @PhillipMangiaracina
      @PhillipMangiaracina 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Plebchok Remember O-Town? I think we could totally use a legitimate boy band parody today.
      Or at least bring these guys back on the show for another song or two.

    • @5winder
      @5winder 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plebchok There IS, but they WON'T.

    • @CommonSenseless1993
      @CommonSenseless1993 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plebchok Nah. We have enough shitty music as is.

  • @TonyTigerTonyTiger
    @TonyTigerTonyTiger 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Think of a clown and then work your way back"

  • @lurkingShadows
    @lurkingShadows 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As someone who enjoyed One Direction yet hated "you don't know you're beautiful," this is perfection.

  • @Newzalicious
    @Newzalicious 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Love this!!! Its beautiful because its true, we are told we need to be natural but no one wants to really see us the way we are. Amazing Amy!

  • @dariakhaltourina9438
    @dariakhaltourina9438 8 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    I wish men would also wear make up. Why should we look at them unamended?

    • @pjacobsen1000
      @pjacobsen1000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Men on TV wear make-up. And in movies. And drag-queens.

    • @andreacb7595
      @andreacb7595 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      actors, but mostly singers in Japan, China & Korea wear makeup

    • @pjacobsen1000
      @pjacobsen1000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And 'emo's and goths.

    • @jackhentschel2223
      @jackhentschel2223 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ew fuck off

    • @SteelValyrian
      @SteelValyrian 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am honestly curious then, if you prefer men that have classic feminine physical characteristics; smooth face, thinner compared to males, shorter, maybe even long hair? Or is it more maybe you honestly dislike seeing the wear and tear everyone has from the years on their faces?
      I personally hate shaving, but do it for women lol, that said I still can't see much incentive to wear make-up in society at large as a man. By society I mean the part dominated by women btw, I haven't had a whole lot of pressure on what to look like from the men in my life. Other than the stuff I just see other men wearing ofc.

  • @emilyburess2995
    @emilyburess2995 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:28 had me dying. I'm watching that 10 second clip over and over and laugh every time.

  • @sydneymarlin9928
    @sydneymarlin9928 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    She looks gorgeous without makeup

    • @sydneymarlin9928
      @sydneymarlin9928 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doomhound this was 4 years ago when I was a kid. I agree with you today but god why did you reply to me 4 years late 😂😂

  • @druzillalafae2128
    @druzillalafae2128 9 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Amy Schumer looks good without make-up. Just like every girl, that should be common knowledge. But guys, I'm sorry, you need make-up. I mean.. men kind of have to fit the beauty standard; or else we just won't take you seriously, because natural is unattractive.
    I hope everyone who reads this comment sees the irony and satire. You're welcome.

    • @stddgv11
      @stddgv11 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow, that's a little mean don't you think? While I will admit that Amy is less attractive without makeup (ok, she's actually kind of ugly, happy now?). I don't think she's as horrid as your satire and irony suggests.

    • @TheRealSiccSe7en
      @TheRealSiccSe7en 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Skelectra Credenza You think that's what satire is?

    • @marjinahaque8445
      @marjinahaque8445 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omigod people its a joke
      Do you think the girls in boy band videos are really as natural as they sing about

    • @JoeMartinez18
      @JoeMartinez18 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... Ehm, I don't care since I'm ugly as fuck with and without make up.

    • @tubehax
      @tubehax 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't need makeup, I can kill bears.

  • @hopperthemarxist8533
    @hopperthemarxist8533 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    George Orwell wrote a great essay about women and makeup. It's not sexist he takes the right position

  • @karltroubles
    @karltroubles 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This song just won an Emmy. Congratulations!

  • @MediaLover194
    @MediaLover194 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This song just won a Creative Arts Emmy.

  • @quillber
    @quillber 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Blond dude in the waistcoat is ridiculously cute

  • @ZachB4901
    @ZachB4901 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    no but in all seriousness, Amy is attractive without makeup

  • @ValerieHalla-no1else
    @ValerieHalla-no1else 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am not the least bit ashamed to say that I've been watching this video almost daily for months now. It never gets old. I listen to it when I get ready in the morning. 🤓

  • @silentinfinity
    @silentinfinity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She's coming back with more Inside Amy Schumer! So excited!

  • @gracielamia94
    @gracielamia94 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I regret missing my father's funeral to audition for the voice"
    Crying.

  • @MsWhat4444
    @MsWhat4444 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Not only spot-on on Amy's part, but credit to the male actors who killed it as the jokey bouncy singers with daggy moves but superior attitude. This could actually be a legitimate song and video

  • @cminmd0041
    @cminmd0041 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Amy Schumer is a genius!! This video is SO true! (and a little hurtful).
    Men say they want a low maintenance girlfriend, but what they mean is the they don't like dealing with the hassle of dating Glamazon Barbie. That is like saying you want to date an Olympic athlete, as long as they never waste time going to practice.

  • @JosephOber
    @JosephOber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “We kinda changed our mind on the makeup thing.” @1:06

  • @InsaneNuYawka
    @InsaneNuYawka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Amy serving Neutrogena commercial realness at 0:56

  • @VioStarclad
    @VioStarclad 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Makeup is okay. I mean if you like using it, that's cool. It's like art on your face. But I don't like the idea of corporations making a fortune by telling women they're not good enough without it. That's fucked up.

  • @soccerchic365
    @soccerchic365 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    EMMY AWARD WINNING SONG RIGHT HERE

  • @ChooseStarlight
    @ChooseStarlight 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Love how this looks like a super viable boyband, and the autotune is spot on. Writers and performers nailed it.

  • @maitimerialysemakepeace7188
    @maitimerialysemakepeace7188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This song should be in heavy rotation on the radio. It would make my day to just randomly hear this.

  • @cindyastorga8321
    @cindyastorga8321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Who else is in 2019 and still listens to this?

  • @spiritualempress6691
    @spiritualempress6691 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lol guys say this all the time to me. I don’t wear a lot but they’re always like “you don’t need it” then “why don’t you do yourself up anymore??” 😂

    • @kil-roy
      @kil-roy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No guy has ever asked you why you don't do yourself up anymore. That has never happened.

  • @rgrndu
    @rgrndu 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    So funny and so well done.

  • @kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986
    @kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This has to be one of the funniest sketch song music videos I've ever seen!
    I laughed so hard I cried!
    It's brilliant and spot on!

  • @n.fer.2596
    @n.fer.2596 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Hilarious and makes a good statement.

  • @EvanRockwell1
    @EvanRockwell1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I regret telling you _not_ to wear makeup. That's on me. What's on you is hopefully _more_ makeup."