Top Gear - News Outtakes (Part 3)

The three chaps read a simple passage from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".
James says 'Sod Off'.
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[@RedDogeYT]

Alright, constable she said but be gentle 😂

[@tommyc5341]

Can someone explain please

[@Sledgeh101]

@@tommyc5341 a constable is a policeman. The joke is that the way he said it sounds like the beginning of a soft porn story.

[@tommyc5341]

@@Sledgeh101 thanks

[@formulafish1536]

Never fails to get me in stitches

[@rraftapapirpp]

yes I know, I've watched the video. thanks for repeating it without adding anything to it

[@SawdEndymon]

Never knew three grown British men reading from a book could give me such joy

[@JobiWan144]

> ...men trying to read from a book...
FTFY

[@N1lav]

I am a bit on the fence about these three orangutans qualify as 'grown'

[@matthwe3468]

Deep joy 😂

[@tailssonicteam1604]

​@@N1lavthere's only 1 orangutan.
Then there's 1 hamster and 1 old dog.

[@TheHutchy01]

I think James constable improvisation is the best

[@RonPiggott]

The Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy is why Top Gear worked with these three blokes

[@jameswilkins9277]

Ppppppppl

[@jameswilkins9277]

9⁹

[@nicholasw.3488]

0:05 “Little Richard” 😭😭😭

[@SMOKEY_HATES_TAXES]

1:01 "all right constable she said but be gentle" that got me laughing

[@JamaicanCastle]

3:10 I cannot believe James May, of all people, is implying that he _wouldn't_ love to talk for hours about steam engines.

[@DanBowyer-zp6ik]

It’s not that he doesn’t want to talk about them. He doesn’t want people forcing the country to stay in the past for the sake of American tourism

[@knuckles1206]

​@@DanBowyer-zp6ik then the real question is, whats the point of Britain if its not a giant museum? Theres nothing but history there.

[@Feandromar]

Christ, that woman's laugh is grating.

[@strokenumber3]

Everything about her is grating.

[@ElectricalSwift]

Hehehehehehehe ìiiiiiiiìiiiiiiiiii

[@drvlive2023]

It's like the witch from some cartoon shows

[@scsutton1]

I thought it was a dog when I first heard it.

[@Strike86]

'Simplify and add diamonds' 😂

[@RatelHBadger]

The Bill Bryson bit, is so true.

[@Ben_not_10]

That’s true of every place in the world including American states between each other

[@sahal3240]

"Little Richard" hahahahaha

[@harsaranhehar9073]

The gap between the audio and the picture on the screen is slowly killing me

[@kittyhawk3831]

I know what you mean, I'm guessing that's why those bits never made it on air

[@paulcarmi8130]

It's your connection bud. Avoid walmart next time you buy a modem/router

[@kittyhawk3831]

@@paulcarmi8130 Oof.

[@paulcarmi8130]

@@kittyhawk3831 his audio and picture matched up perfectly on my garbage laptop, so yeah, their connection must be trash. Only option left, logically.

[@kittyhawk3831]

@@paulcarmi8130 o-ok. *gets up and walks out of McDonald's*

[@valeriebrentin2692]

My favorite book being read by the cast of my favorite show.

[@thegeorgeshow2591]

Jame's rant here is hilarious lol

[@essentialandthecable829]

4:07 So hilarious

[@MadhouseGaming]

Yet another example of falsely named video everything in this video was featured in the tv show, hence they are not out takes

[@wasonfilms9397]

What’s with the Spider-Man font?

[@gooddypm]

These weren't outtakes, these were put out.

[@mrmawson2438]

Baby elephant 😂

[@JeffreyThomas-th2ps]

The best TV show ever😅

[@laurencewhittingham6688]

Jeremy was into iced jewelry before it was popular

[@pedrojarvis750]

Hilarious they thought the g35/7 wouldnt sell

[@oscarcardenas120]

Ten years later, but it's a lot better car the g37 than any lotus

[@JobiWan144]

It's still a Renault in disguise though. Frankly, I'm not aware of any reason to get a Nissan or Infiniti over an equivalent car from almost any other Japanese or Korean car exporter.

[@yeetithceetith]

@@JobiWan144 looks better.

[@JobiWan144]

@@yeetithceetith I suppose beauty is subjective, but I don't think many people would say, "Yes, Car 1 is roughly the same or noticeably better than Car 2 in every way except looks, but I'm buying Car 2 because it looks better." Not unless Car 1 were actively bad-looking, anyway.

[@michaelpetras1613]

5:40

[@michaelpetras1613]

2:30

[@TheUKNutter]

A 24-bit 96khz speaker really is outdated, lol. Most mp3’s are 320khz, and lossless quality reaches up to 1400khz. Not sure when this was posted, but if I was there I’d be up there telling everyone since I’m a sound engineer.

[@Fujiwara.Takumi1]

That was before 2010 so. You get it

[@nielslauridsen2323]

I think you're confusing kilohertz (kHz) with kilobits per second (kbps)

[@zackpenhaligon9904]

@@nielslauridsen2323 Clarkson read it just over half way through.

[@ThatGamerBlue]

confidently incorrect

[@hukama6911]

mp3 goes up to 320kbps not khz

[@vanargrand3199]

If I ever go to Englishland I’m only looking at the old shit I’ll avert my gaze from anything built after the War.

[@victorlarkey1743]

🤣

[@advancelast1740]

Two out of three now drive a Tesla …….

[@derlangsame4471]

Only James. Richard was just testing it for some moments

[@itsallaboutme9779]

@@derlangsame4471 Richard already sold it

[@loglog7]

Because they’re fucking idiots. Entertaining idiots but still absolute morons. But there are still stupider people who take this show seriously.

[@derlangsame4471]

@@loglog7 I wish you a better life

[@advancelast1740]

@@loglog7 you seem a little angry

[@alecmajor9]

Ok

[@vika0194]

So the audience is told when to laugh?

[@comediansactorsandall2502]

Richard Hammond kind of reminds me of a less funny Dudley Moore…
Not that the hamster isn’t funny either