Average Husband Looks After You ASMR (Mediocre Personal Attention, Lame Positive Affirmations)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ก.ย. 2024
- There’s a lot of lovely husband ASMR roleplays out there. This probably isn’t one of them. A hapless chap tries to take care of his poor spouse, while struggling with day-to-day living.
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"I found some ice in the back of the freezer. I ate it."
What a man
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Oh damn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ITS ME EVERYDAY
I keep fish shaped ice blocks in the freezer for my dog to play with, so I'm assuming he saw that and went "oo fishie" and ate it
"Chaotic-good husband does his best," that's what this video should be called! 🤣
Thank you Andressa, I have always considered myself that alignment, actually! x
Plot twist: you're sick because he's poisoning you for life insurance
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Oooooooooohhh! Scary plot twist! The setting of a horror movie!
i think that’s a jojos re-
"You must be exhausted from sleeping all day"
- It's like he's looking into my soul.
" Oh Lord, babe I appreciate the help but please don't do anything else"
- Responsibly average wife
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Every sentence he says makes me more and more stressed, while feeling grateful for his sweet intentions, and I imagine that's what's it's like to be married for real
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit 👍
Plot twist. This is a fever dream, because of your cooking...
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OMG so adorable. "Me and the cats formed a gang" I lost it...
"Is it good?"
me: *aggressively shaking my head no*
"... no. That's okay."
*immediately spoons up some more*
"Try a little bit more, just for me."
me: *eyes watering, spluttering pathetically*
"... still not good."
This husband might not know how to *anything* but I did love hearing "sweetheart" 🥺
This is a weird one for me because I usually listen to ASMR because my husband snores so loudly. So now I guess I have two husbands...?
You won the husband lottery Meagan! x
you have a day husband and a night husband!
ditto on the snoring husband and watching asmr. really all i want is a cool glass of beverage or hot tea and toast. otherwise fuck off.
The chaotic realism makes this so much better than any perfect spouse roleplay. Not the finest masseuse, chocolatier, or cook in the world...but the most enthusiastic.
I adore chaos.
Your title is hilarious, but sadly if my "average" ex was this attentive he wouldn't have ended up an ex lol 🤣 omg sentient potato lol
This comment is scary
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Угарала с концовки😂
Exactly I'm like there's nothing average about him
Literally my ex was just like this...
He is my ex now
oh my god this shit had me laughing SO HARD. i don’t know how this poor man survived without me and poor me for marrying him 😂😂😂 this is ridiculous and infuriatingly adorable
I love that all of us women are like "um average?" I legit had pneumonia and my ex brought me a half bag of lozenges and went to the bar. I'll take the chocolate/vodka/ honey. Lol
Hehe!
i must try that solidified chocolate/vodka/honey sometime..
-learned to use the dishwasher
-ate ice you found in the back of the refrigerator
Are you lost without me?
Lol seriously tho, I loved this. There was something really sweet about it
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This is my dad to my mom whenever she's feeling sick... I keep telling him dad thanks for trying but please stop.
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“You’ll be proud of me once you hear this!”
* gets an adrenaline spike while sick*
I am so into your sense of humor! 😂 I would almost say you are less of an ASMR artist and more of a brilliant writer and actor of skits!
Aww, thank you!
When you said ice was tasty, I just died :'D if someone ever took care of me, I wouldn't care even if they did it so poorly I'd die
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"You're gonna laugh at this..."
Me: Am i?
"We didn't have any hot chocolate."
Me: *donkey laughs*
Haha!
I’ve been single for 4 years and been feeling super down lately, so this actually brought me a lot of joy, lol. Thank you for this, Jim. Your humor as always is wonderful. 😂
I'll be your honorary husband Joshua 😄
Definitely wish I had something like this in real life..I'm only like 10 seconds into this video and you are far from average, you're amazing. You are so lovely in every way. Thank you for making such a great video!
Oh nOoOo, this is a mess lmao, but I still adore you. You're trying your best! Still the sweetest husband, even if a little..silly haha.
Haha 😅🤗
This man sounds like the father of Matt, the ice ham tomato meal really reminds me of bread soup 😂 thank you so much for all the lovely content! Have a fantastic day :)
The comments have me dying cause he expected us to hate this but in reality we’re all sO DAMN LONELY AND DESPERATE THAT HES PERFECT 😂😂
Miraculously I feel better, have sprouted 2 extra pairs of arms and am on the phone fixing the water situation, washing the dishes and sorting the darks from the lights simultaneously >.
Ah, I see you are an average wife 😅
I discovered this video just now and i am dying with laughter...the potato thing totally killed me 😂😂😂
Thank you for marrying us, Jim. 💗
Happiest day of my life.
6:12 “I hope you don’t mind baby”
My heart stop
Wonderful video Jim!
Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
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I got butterflies when I heard him say that. My boyfriend of 13 years doesn't call me baby/sweetheart and most certainly doesn't offer to give me a massage. So those parts hit me in the feels. 😍😅
See I had my first ex boyfriend 2 years ago, didnt last long, but he never called me "baby". Then my recent ex said it but it felt cringy because his voice was too high pitched. When Jim said "baby" I melted for some odd reason, so I can agree 😅😌
Damn it I wish I had someone that would do this for me in real life :( xx
Mysterious Moon same here.
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I'm here! 🤗
Except for the "soup" and the (ahem) "hot chocolate"....I AGREE!!!!!!
When your husband isnt the brightest but cares lol
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Me throughout the entire video: “What idiot did I marry??”
Sees the end: bursts out laughing
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I I have a bad day is made laugh so at 1:00 am
This vid had me either laughing or moaning in horror. Lol. I’d have kicked my husband out of the room after this diatribe. Fantastic and original vid, Jim. Thank you! Plus your voice is so deep and soothing even while talking about a potato in a u joint. 😂
Haha, thank you Major! x
The entire time I was like, are you trying to get divorce papers? Catch these hands if you try to microwave an entire turkey? GTFO.
30 seconds in and you have give me more care than my husband has given me in 5 years of marriage
😗 that's not good 😅
relatable
Sad thing is, I feel like a lot of men would be like "what's wrong with this?" ^^;;;
Ha, yeah, we're s**t... 😅
Omg, I laughed way too hard at this
How am I finding this out ONLY NOW?
Where do these mythical husbands that do washing and washing up hail from ? 🤔 . Adorably kooky as always Jim xx
A rare island somewhere in the Atlantic?
They are just a mystery....🤔🤔
This is just the sweetest thing in the world, and absolutely hysterical!! 😂🤣
“Well, now you have my undivided attention, all right sweetheart?”
I.. um.. oh.. oh my.. 😳😍
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oh yas
The way you say sweetheart 😭😭😩😍😍 I am ill & even though the food & everything is *no offence* disgusting, I am 100% here for this! Thank you. Your ASMR never disappoints. ❤️
Thanks Rose! Wha, you didn't like my food 😰
@@JimASMR I appreciate the effort but as a veggie I would have to decline 😂
I tried to fall asleep to this last night and I couldn't because I was laughing too much! Effortlessly entertaining! But 100% better than having no husband xD
Hehe 🤗
17:32 - But how are you going to do the washing if there's no water?
18:06 - You know what, evidently I am asking the wrong questions.
Probably best to ask no questions, then you'll get no lies 😅
I really like how you dont use gendered terms, makes it feel less weird to watch for me, ( i like hearing nice words ) it means alot, or if yoy did i havent notice im tired, also this feels like those videos where they trip sit you and create the weirdest thing, its great
Jim, The husband I didn't think I needed until now.
Great video as always man!
Haha, thank you Alex! x
Having someone serve me honey and vodka in bed is spouse goals. Just leave it by the bed while you are away. I'll eat it with the soup spoon.
Jokes aside, I love this. And it came at a _really_ good time. 🤗🤗
I'm very glad Tonya 🤗
This is my favourite “take care of you” video!!! The way you speak and how you use certain words just sounds really sweet and put together and not frantic and just really calm! And it’s really helping me to feel better. I have felt dizzy this week and it’s made me feel sick so I appreciate this a lot!
Glad to help, Bree! A stress and anxiety video should be out tomorrow 😙
Jimち ASMR oohh yay!! Can’t wait! 😊
Thoughts:
Most. Accurate. Husband satire. Ever.
Life is *exactly* like D&D.
I'm only relaxed because I laughed so damn hard.
Also, I would not expect this much attention if I were literally "mostly dead", so...
I'm trying to relax but your genuine attempts to help keep making me laugh.
This is perfect.
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Jim: "And you're so lucky to have me, yeah?"
Well, let's see, you unsuccessfully flushed a potato down the toilet, you got our water turned off, you couldn't vacuum, you can't cook worth a damn...(Please don't cook again by the way).
Still a relaxing video anyway and nonsensical enough that it got me laughing more often than not.❤️ Like, was this supposed to be a bizarre fever dream? 🤣
Watching this during self-quarantine in Alaska does lift the spirits 🥰
This is honestly refreshing, cause it's more like real life actually is x3.
Thank you 😊
@@JimASMR Welcome
This is why I love your content so much lol This is gold. Pure. Gold.
Thank you, my queen! x
@@JimASMR *love*
If this is your average husband role play I would like to see what your idea of the perfect husband is x
It would be where the husband is literally a bed.
@@JimASMR 😂😂
@@JimASMR Lmao it'd be a heated bed w/ a microwave and endless supply of hot pockets
I can't stress how much your wholesome content means to me right now.
"Lame positive affirmations"
Mood.
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Him: * telling me how he made the soup*
Me: sweetie no
This is hilarious! Your voice is very nice so it’s entertaining and relaxing all at the same time.
Haha, thank you!
“My weight might make you feel sick, I’ve been eating a lot recently😔...”
*Me:* Sit on me Daddy!
*Was that my inside or outside voice?*
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Absolute Gold! “You must be exhausted from sleeping all day”.
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You have an incredible voice. Thank you for being you! 💗
And you!
I’m not sure how you’ve managed to get into my room or my dorm building but if you say you’re my husband now, then I guess that settles it
It may be mediocre but clearly it’s the best you can do and that’s all I’d ask for 😅
Alex, this is the beginning of the rest of our week 🤗
Well, once we get you out of the washing machine, then we can start that of course 🤗
"...And if you're lucky, I may even do the washing, hehe!" - that genuinely made me laugh! Sidenote: I'm actually under the weather today 😂
Well, don't worry Alisa, I'll "take care" of everything for you. x
I genuinely thought you were going to offer bread soup
I was actually pretty pissed until he made the Dungeon and Dragons reference... You're forgiven everything buddy
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Jim: “I’ve been eating a lot lately”
Me: *So that’s why we don’t have any ingredients*
Well... to be fair. His diet mostly consists of ice from the back of the freezer!
I am always so freaking happy when you upload 💚 thank you for this I needed it xxx
Thank you Harley! x
Holy crud this is amazing! LOL, I have almost no words to describe the hilarity. I read the title and IMMEDIATELY knew I had to watch this. Sadly he seemed like a genuinely good guy compared to a lot of the guys out there
Haha, cheers Nathan. Yep, our gender has a long way to go!
I'm sick Jim, I dont care about the ice you are eating...😉
But it was so tasty!
@@JimASMR Well in that case.
I started to watch this to help me sleep one night. It didn't work because I ended up laughing throughout it. I absolutely lost it at the alley cats gang bit. But "...all you can hear is potato. You know what potato sounds like, don't be silly." OMG, this makes it sound like this is a regular enough occurrence that you both know what a potato stuck in the sewer line sounds like. Or that it's still calling to you...
Haha, you've never heard a potato before?!
What did you do today?
“Well I ate ice from the freezer along with a frozen pizza, raided the cupboards, bought a microwave to cook our no food with, made a really weird soup, a tequila and honey hot chocolate from scratch, cancelled our water supply and lodged and listened to a sprouted potato in our toilet u- bend and broke the hoover AND GOT STUCK IN THE WASHING MACHINE, but I know you’ve been asleep all day.”
“All you can hear is potato” I’m cryinggggg!!! 😭😭And it’s like 3am here!!! I think I just woke everyone up from laughing 😂 I thought this was like a cute little thing that’ll get me off to sleep smiling🥰 but NO... well kind of 🤷🏼♀️😂 now I’m laughing my head off and I think next door may of woken up 😬 thank you anyway you’ve definitely made me smile💗💗🙌🏻😭
Same her
I’d really love a part 2! This absolute oaf of a husband is the oaf of my dreams!
That ending reminds me of the time I got stuck in the washing machine. How did I get out? I didn't. I drowned and died, but then, as I was dying, I remembered the human body is 80% water, so I told the remaining 20% to stop being a little bitch, and then I stopped dying and waited for the cycle to finish and then broke the glass with a pair of socks.
Haha, bloody hell 😅
This sounds so real and natural. Great conversation 🤗
I needed this really badly. My boyfriend works on ships, he left a month ago and I miss him so much. Ngl I started crying at one point lol
Are things still going like this?
Hilarious roleplay with a "wait for it" ending. With regards to the Cat Gang invite, that would be a hell yeah. ;-P
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Every time you mention you've cooked us a soup I immediately think of a bread soup then all of a sudden get anxious and start counting my fingers 😁
P. S. "Right ho, Jeeves! "
So sweet. Practically useless but at least he's trying. Poor thing getting stuck at the end gave me a small giggle and then I just wanted to help.
I'd run a cycle.
Hi Husband you are fantastic, thank you calling in sick & for helping me, for entertaining & caring for the cats & doing the housework- you may have done it in your own way, but you've managed to get it done! Thank you! : by the way this was an awesome video Jim, always right on time ! 😊❤
Awww, thank you LJ! x
I’m going to go hug my man now. Lolz, that was hilarious! Thanks, Jim, I needed that. The last bit...I just died!
Hold him close Angela! 😅
Awesome, amazing, cute. I can’t find the right word. it's so good that I'm losing my words. 😭💕💕
Thank you akanekochan! x
Jimち ASMR You’re welcome 😄
Holy crap, this is gorgeous, been laughing so hard! XD Loved this character, he’s such an adorable jerk. THAT ENDING though!!!
08:05 is how i feel on top of him after eating dinner.
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Found ure channel by accident, I have to admit ure voice is rather soothing I going to subscribe
😂 The little "Help!" at the end always gets me.
All the food sounds lowkey nasty but his hearts in the right place. 100000/10 best husband
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Oh "pobty ping" - I love the Welsh language 😄 this was brilliant, my boyfriend has a habit of claiming that things in the house are trying to pick fights with him!
I....I must know what the vacuum did to you XD i was in tears when you said "since you feel under the weather and grouchy" XD
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why do your asmr videos make me sleepy faster than my pills? thank u so much, jim. that’s what i really need to feel myself a little bit better while i’m struggling with my depression and ptsd
sending all the love ~
I was dozing off until my husband started giving all that bad news. He sounds like he had an adventurous day. I think I love him even more now. Hahaha
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okay, THIS was the best one yet, im in stitches, lmao! he's a try hard and absolutely adorable, the kind you just want to hug and say "everything's going to be okay" good on ya dude!
It's not lame, It's AMAZING!!!
As a lesbian, this sure was an experience! Thanks for bein my beard and mediocre husband 😂
Can confirm, this is an average beard experience :)
I'm still giggling. Mediocre husband is mediocre
Always aim for the vague horizon 🤗
Him: *explaining what's in the soup*
Me: Cheers, now I've got salmonella! 👌🏻
listen you may call him average but all this care and effort is 10/10 ideal husband material
okay but vodka hot chocolate and "i'll be right next door playing video games just text me and i'll be there in 5-10 minutes" is the funniest thing and i couldnt possibly be upset
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Re: soup: "When you feel better it'll just be there."
Uh...yeah.
“Average husband, mediocre care”
Wait...you guys are getting care??? .-.
lost my shit at "found some ice in the back of the freezer, that i ate" XD i dont remember what i was doing here now