I have no interest in this film, but I love your reviews. Also, I noticed tgat you're at 42K subscribers. Great job! So happy for you both! Looking forward to you celebrating 50K subscribers in the very near future. ❤️
I love Freeway! I mean it’s not high art but what a great crazy ride. The fact y’all know that movie proves me right for watching this channel. Love you two!
Thank you Nick and Joseph. I have never been able to get through these Venom movies (I know what they're about, I guess, but just not big on the lore or have any interest for some reason), so you are perfect to explain it all to me and make me laugh. Btw, we don't need Tom Hardy. No disrespect to him as a human - I don't know him or anything. I am sure he is a fine human but I can't do anything but laugh or be exasperated at all of his movies because I cannot understand a thing he is saying EVER. He is so mumbly and monotone and low energy. Bane made me laugh so hard (In Dark Night Rises, Christian Bale's low mumbly Batman, who I loved, vs. Tom Hardy's mumbly Bane - even my closed captions couldn't help that mess of non-dialogue). I know I am a chatterbox, but come on! ENUNCIATE man. If he had the voice of either of you, I would be happy and not even need CC. heheheheh
Love the shade Nick gives when he says "a literary source and a comic book". 😆 Yeah I expect the movie was gonna be like the others. Hard to follow plot but fun at least with Eddie and Venom.
18:59 She has seen Venom in full form for the first time at the end of the first movie where he eats the gangster that collects protection money at the very end.
Knull is like a Thanos end of the universe level villain in the comics - there was a very awesome storyline called “King in Black” in 2020 that went across all the main Marvel titles like Spider-Man, Avengers, X-Men, Fantastic Four etc…He had no business being used in this movie but unfortunately since he is a “Spider-Man” related character Sony has the film rights to use him. He would have been better used as an overarching threat across like 5 MCU movies culminating in an Avengers level team up movie but whatever. It still baffles me how Sony just keeps doing this mess. The only success they have with this IP is when it’s a Marvel Studios co-production.
Thank u... Sony films suck so bad, and I hated the whole venom franchise because they made it a campy joke. Just hearing this review made the film a skip for me because I'm very familiar with Knull as a character. Super bad ass, and def shouldn't have just been a wasted cameo in this movie at all. He IS the Thanos of symbiotes
I really wish we could get past the whole "We've got to find a thing to get to the place so we can get the other thing" stories, it's beyond done to death.
Most exciting thing about this movie was seeing two people starring in Ted Lasso being cast for this movie (the bartender and the chief scientist lady). Someone must have really liked that show and its performers.
First of all who TF asked for this movie? 😒 Second, I saw the thumbnail and I knew before clicking the video that this movie was absolute fuckin hot garbage 😅!! Really appreciate how blunt you guys are in these reviews lol thank you for watching what I wouldn't 😅🤗💕!
What has happened to Tom Hardy’s career? He is so talented. Is this for the 💰? And I’m not happy with Chiwetel or Stephen Graham either. Rise above it gentlemen!
Frankly I was surprised to see another Venom movie get made so soon. Actually such a beloved villain from the comics should have been saved for something more special connected to secret wars. A third film is excessive but hey studios what’d ya gonna do
Knull is one of the recent additions to the franchise in the comic books. I never cared for him in the cox, so I can't really see getting excited over him in the movies if they're going to have a fourth one.
My renew of this movie As a fan who’s loved Venom since the beginning, this third movie is a huge letdown. The whole thing feels like a mess, and it’s obvious the writers had no idea what they were doing. This movie is yet another glaring example of Sony writers' complete incompetence. They have no idea how to handle these beloved characters or build a coherent story. This is just another example of Sony’s complete inability to make a decent movie. Madame Web is a perfect case in point - an absolute dumpster fire that shows just how low they’ve sunk. Here’s what went wrong: 1. Knull Is Heavily Under-Utilized They show Knull in the trailers to hype people up, but he barely gets two minutes of screen time. This is just a cheap, cash-grab move by Sony to trick people into theaters, and it’s just plain unfair. 2. The Mysterious Character Behind the Screens - Pointless There’s this random character behind all these screens, but who the hell is he? What’s his role in the story? It’s like they forgot to finish writing his part because he doesn’t add anything to the plot. 3. Strickland’s Pointless Power Grab Strickland asks for control over the imperial program, and he gets it-but it makes zero difference in the story. Why was it even there? 4. Knull’s Ridiculous Limits If Knull can create portals and send out nearly indestructible creatures, why can’t he just break free from that chair? And if he doesn’t need the codex to threaten the world, then why the hell did Venom have to die? 5. Eddie and Venom’s Dumb Motivations Eddie and Venom’s goals make no sense. They’re supposed to be heroes, but after learning about Knull’s threat, they still go to New York to clear Eddie’s name instead of focusing on stopping him. Seriously? 6. Their New York Journey - Pointless Filler First, they try flying outside a plane, then hitching a ride with some random family that doesn’t matter to the story at all. They finally reach Vegas, and instead of going to New York like they said, they end up at a casino where Venom dances with Mrs. Chen. What was the point? Venom isn’t Deadpool. This whole thing was just ridiculous. 7. Two Female Leads Who Contribute Nothing The female characters in this movie are pointless. Their motives are never explained, and they don’t do anything meaningful. Instead of sticking to the comics, they create some random characters that don’t fit at all. The ending was RUSHED. I give this 5 half of 10
"i don't know why with these silly stupid characters are the stakes so high" YES. We've come to a point where the entire world doesnt have to be in peril for most of these characters. Just stick to their own "world" The lethal protector comic series of Venom just stuck to San Francisco and Venom protecting his streets. I understand with Ant man the quantum world is introduced but these CBMs are so much high comedies the stakes null.
This is disappointing. It would have been better if they would have just worked on a plot where they could have the Andrew Garfield Spider-Man crossover with Venom.
@weareall1 Excuse me. Who sucks? You are a POS if you're making any disparaging remarks about Nick and Joseph. Be gone, bigot. Your opinion is not welcome. Crawl under the rock from whence you came. Nobody cares about your thoughts. The only saving grace is that your "lame" and "suck" comments help the algorithm.
They changed venoms personality so much he died before this movie started. Venom was meant to be comic relief but it came out cringe. Tom Hardy has one facial expression this whole movie, the same face we all had watching 😑
Only smbiotes that I know are Venom, Carnage, Knull, Riot, Toxin, and Scream... Damn it, I'm gonna have to watch it now just to see who y'all are talking about.
Liked your reactions when you realized everything this film got away with and still keep the PG13. The main villain creature was wood-chipping all of those other creatures with actual blood spraying out. I think that this film has pushed the PG13 a little further (but again showing how kind of meaningless the ratings are). Thanks for trying to make sense of this nonsense movie. I'll watch Tom Hardy in anything but I think he needs to leave these movies behind (unless Tom Holland comes calling)...
I actually enjoyed the first movie! Though I think part of it was just that I didn't expect it to be a buddy comedy? And I think having the "funny man" of the duo be offscreen for a fair amount of the movie helped with the jokes, kept it from being too quippy-Marvel and let them play with the comic timing. Didn't see the second one after it universally got pretty dismal reviews. I like Juno Temple a lot so I might see this if the humour is like the first one?
To better explain who knull is Knull like you said is the creator he made everything that involve venom, knull technically is the villain but he isn't due to the fact venom won't survive a straight on assault on venom cuz knull in general is physically too powerful for him to go up against the king in black (knull) so its rumored that knull will be saved for spiderman 4, but knull is mostly comparable to the likes of thanos the mad titan from infinity war and end game
All the symbiotes are part of a hive mind, so they telepathically talk to each other. That's why they know about acid wash (from lab host) and to team up against knull
I watched the movie. It was ok. I watched all 3 of these for Tom Hardy. He is ok in these movies but I don't like how he talks. Its like strange and false to my ear at times. Gentlemen you are probably busy. I saw Exhibiting Forgiveness at the laemmle. I thought it was an absolutely awesome movie. I want to see if you guys got as much out of that movie as me. I hope you will at least watch it if not review it. We need to support this Director Titus Khafar. He told a moving story with his movie.
not me feeling sad that Venom dies LOL. I'm no Marvel fan but something about these dumb Venom films moves me despite the very legitimate criticisms of the plotting and worldbuilding. I think maybe bc Eddie and Venom are both kinda losers, and they found eachother? And Tom Hardy's crackpot approach to performing these characters helps too. I'll probably watch this on streaming.
I have only ever watched the Carnage one recently on Netflix, and I’m told that’s the worst one of the three - no wonder! 😅 It was some of the worst writing I’ve ever seen. Hot steaming garbage 🚮🗑️
The way Tom Hardy looks in this reminds me of when I was at a theater in China. Leonardo DiCaprio was in an ad before the movie for a Chinese car company. Was so obvious they like put up a green screen in his hotel room in Italy the day after a party cuz he looked bloated and hung over as hell ... People were giggling
Worst marvel movie since quantamania!! So much wasted time and they could have cut a good 20 mins of pointless filler 🤦 Dancing queen scene was pure cringe 🫣
Don't quote me on this, but I think Disney has bought out Venom, so we'll most likely get a Spider-man film later. It sucks because I really like Hardy and this character, but it does them zero favors.
I think this movie will still make a lot of money at the box office. The first got 800 something million!! The 2nd got 500 something but it was 2021, during pandemic time. I've seen comments in other reviews, so many fans say they like venom, so even if it's a bad movie, they'll still go watch it. 😐
TOM HARDY: THE LAST PAYCHECK
Sad Last Days 😆
May he rest in peace 😫😜🤭
😂😂😂 last paycheck is crazy asf 🤣😭😭
These guys are lame.
This comment SENT me LMAO 😂😂😂
You guys are so entertaining. I can always tell when it will be a bad review based on how annoyed Joseph looks when he's introducing Nick.
Exactly!😂
There's venom coming out his eyes!
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@@questionmark5463 Great Comment 😆
17:10 😂 "how do we stop him?" "Vote for Kamala" lol 😂😂😂 you guys are hilarious! Also, best thumbnail yet!
This is a directorial debut? Ohhhh, sorry gurrrrrl!! 😮🎉
Can you give a hair and makeup review of EVERY movie ever? I would watch with gleeful laughter.
I have no interest in this film, but I love your reviews. Also, I noticed tgat you're at 42K subscribers. Great job! So happy for you both! Looking forward to you celebrating 50K subscribers in the very near future. ❤️
This whole franchise is crunchy
So you're telling me the venom gets acid washed, so does that make him denim?😅
They should call Venom 4 "Venom 4 Life"
The 5th will be 'V'enom
@@jacobstaten2366 The 6th must be "V6nom". The 7th - "7enom".
From the writer of 50 SHADES OF GREY
In her directorial debut
I'd sign up for Nick's screenwriter class. ❤
Definitely looking forward to this one! Time can't fly fast enough! I'm so Excited!
I love Freeway! I mean it’s not high art but what a great crazy ride. The fact y’all know that movie proves me right for watching this channel. Love you two!
I saw that movie when I was a kid😮
The extent of movie knowledge these two have is why I'm subscribed. It's incredible
Kiefer Sutherland was so SINISTER in this movie. Definitely a dark dramedy. 😮
“Vote for Kamala” haha yes 😂😂
I have no interest in this film but this thumbnail is giving me everything I need. Been waiting on this review
Thank you Nick and Joseph. I have never been able to get through these Venom movies (I know what they're about, I guess, but just not big on the lore or have any interest for some reason), so you are perfect to explain it all to me and make me laugh. Btw, we don't need Tom Hardy. No disrespect to him as a human - I don't know him or anything. I am sure he is a fine human but I can't do anything but laugh or be exasperated at all of his movies because I cannot understand a thing he is saying EVER. He is so mumbly and monotone and low energy. Bane made me laugh so hard (In Dark Night Rises, Christian Bale's low mumbly Batman, who I loved, vs. Tom Hardy's mumbly Bane - even my closed captions couldn't help that mess of non-dialogue). I know I am a chatterbox, but come on! ENUNCIATE man. If he had the voice of either of you, I would be happy and not even need CC. heheheheh
sometimes i wish you would interchange "directorial debut" with "directorial embarrassment"
the family was unbelievably accommodating to a stranger lmfao i was thinking the same thing.
She also created the before it's time big budget sci-fi TV series Terra Nova
I like how there review on movies match how I feel during the movie
I can tell by the thumbnail… you loved it.😂
lol 😂
Yeah right? 🤣🤣🤣
I thought they were just doing their best Venom impressions lmao
Love the shade Nick gives when he says "a literary source and a comic book". 😆 Yeah I expect the movie was gonna be like the others. Hard to follow plot but fun at least with Eddie and Venom.
These two are hilarious
i'll never get tired of Joseph calling it the milliNtary.
The best choreography of "Dancing Queen" for me is Ms. Swan from Madtv
18:59 She has seen Venom in full form for the first time at the end of the first movie where he eats the gangster that collects protection money at the very end.
Knull is like a Thanos end of the universe level villain in the comics - there was a very awesome storyline called “King in Black” in 2020 that went across all the main Marvel titles like Spider-Man, Avengers, X-Men, Fantastic Four etc…He had no business being used in this movie but unfortunately since he is a “Spider-Man” related character Sony has the film rights to use him. He would have been better used as an overarching threat across like 5 MCU movies culminating in an Avengers level team up movie but whatever. It still baffles me how Sony just keeps doing this mess. The only success they have with this IP is when it’s a Marvel Studios co-production.
Thank u... Sony films suck so bad, and I hated the whole venom franchise because they made it a campy joke. Just hearing this review made the film a skip for me because I'm very familiar with Knull as a character. Super bad ass, and def shouldn't have just been a wasted cameo in this movie at all. He IS the Thanos of symbiotes
I love your reviews. I saw this movie yesterday, and it was so disappointing. I couldn't wait to see what you guys thought about it.
I really wish we could get past the whole "We've got to find a thing to get to the place so we can get the other thing" stories, it's beyond done to death.
Most exciting thing about this movie was seeing two people starring in Ted Lasso being cast for this movie (the bartender and the chief scientist lady). Someone must have really liked that show and its performers.
First of all who TF asked for this movie? 😒 Second, I saw the thumbnail and I knew before clicking the video that this movie was absolute fuckin hot garbage 😅!! Really appreciate how blunt you guys are in these reviews lol thank you for watching what I wouldn't 😅🤗💕!
People did and it's a great movie look at the money it's making so far, I bet they be working on the 4th one soon
on a positive note I surprisingly enjoyed Cruella as well!
What has happened to Tom Hardy’s career? He is so talented. Is this for the 💰? And I’m not happy with Chiwetel or Stephen Graham either. Rise above it gentlemen!
I guess desperation unfortunately has no standards Lol 🤭 or they both need new managers
Mortgage gotta get paid 😂
@@Juju-taylor True dat
He has a family now. So, he wanted the money.
And it sad because he is a very good actor and made some great movies in the past
Freeway is a blast indeed 😂
Frankly I was surprised to see another Venom movie get made so soon. Actually such a beloved villain from the comics should have been saved for something more special connected to secret wars. A third film is excessive but hey studios what’d ya gonna do
Knull is one of the recent additions to the franchise in the comic books. I never cared for him in the cox, so I can't really see getting excited over him in the movies if they're going to have a fourth one.
My renew of this movie
As a fan who’s loved Venom since the beginning, this third movie is a huge letdown. The whole thing feels like a mess, and it’s obvious the writers had no idea what they were doing.
This movie is yet another glaring example of Sony writers' complete incompetence. They have no idea how to handle these beloved characters or build a coherent story. This is just another example of Sony’s complete inability to make a decent movie. Madame Web is a perfect case in point - an absolute dumpster fire that shows just how low they’ve sunk.
Here’s what went wrong:
1. Knull Is Heavily Under-Utilized
They show Knull in the trailers to hype people up, but he barely gets two minutes of screen time. This is just a cheap, cash-grab move by Sony to trick people into theaters, and it’s just plain unfair.
2. The Mysterious Character Behind the Screens - Pointless
There’s this random character behind all these screens, but who the hell is he? What’s his role in the story? It’s like they forgot to finish writing his part because he doesn’t add anything to the plot.
3. Strickland’s Pointless Power Grab
Strickland asks for control over the imperial program, and he gets it-but it makes zero difference in the story. Why was it even there?
4. Knull’s Ridiculous Limits
If Knull can create portals and send out nearly indestructible creatures, why can’t he just break free from that chair? And if he doesn’t need the codex to threaten the world, then why the hell did Venom have to die?
5. Eddie and Venom’s Dumb Motivations
Eddie and Venom’s goals make no sense. They’re supposed to be heroes, but after learning about Knull’s threat, they still go to New York to clear Eddie’s name instead of focusing on stopping him. Seriously?
6. Their New York Journey - Pointless Filler
First, they try flying outside a plane, then hitching a ride with some random family that doesn’t matter to the story at all. They finally reach Vegas, and instead of going to New York like they said, they end up at a casino where Venom dances with Mrs. Chen. What was the point? Venom isn’t Deadpool. This whole thing was just ridiculous.
7. Two Female Leads Who Contribute Nothing
The female characters in this movie are pointless. Their motives are never explained, and they don’t do anything meaningful. Instead of sticking to the comics, they create some random characters that don’t fit at all.
The ending was RUSHED. I give this 5 half of 10
"i don't know why with these silly stupid characters are the stakes so high"
YES. We've come to a point where the entire world doesnt have to be in peril for most of these characters. Just stick to their own "world"
The lethal protector comic series of Venom just stuck to San Francisco and Venom protecting his streets.
I understand with Ant man the quantum world is introduced but these CBMs are so much high comedies the stakes null.
The lady from Waiting, that's also in this movie looks different to me every time I see her.
This is disappointing. It would have been better if they would have just worked on a plot where they could have the Andrew Garfield Spider-Man crossover with Venom.
Didn't like the 1st movie so I refuse to continue supporting this franchise.
These guys suck.
@weareall1 Excuse me. Who sucks? You are a POS if you're making any disparaging remarks about Nick and Joseph. Be gone, bigot. Your opinion is not welcome. Crawl under the rock from whence you came. Nobody cares about your thoughts. The only saving grace is that your "lame" and "suck" comments help the algorithm.
I remember kind of liking the first Venom. Not enough to watch two more movies though!!!
They changed venoms personality so much he died before this movie started. Venom was meant to be comic relief but it came out cringe. Tom Hardy has one facial expression this whole movie, the same face we all had watching 😑
Knull is ugly and awful.He really doesn't do much at all in this movie.One of the worst villains i have ever seen.
damn so you're telling me tom hardy isn't even hot in this movie?? & what's with aliens being gigantic disgusting bugs all the time?
please tell me toxin is still alive
Hint... Christian Bale in Thor is involved but isn't.
A peice of Venom is in Tom Holland spiderman universe after the end of Spiderman no way home
Probably Venom4 will introduce agent Venom and Antivenom
Oof this movie was so bad. Thank you for ur review
So Knull isn't in the film? Thanks so much for the heads up on that. Auto skip
jojo you being hard on Hardy looks, many years have past since film 1
Love the sweeter!!
Only smbiotes that I know are Venom, Carnage, Knull, Riot, Toxin, and Scream... Damn it, I'm gonna have to watch it now just to see who y'all are talking about.
I love Tom hardy so much it makes me sad this movie was so bad. Nick is right, this is not a good look.
Save your money folks, if you're a venom fan wait for it when it hits streaming. I saw it on Friday (smh)
Joseph looks extra sexy in his thick mustache! 👍🏿
Agony symboite lasher symboite and a bunch of other symboites
I'm sure people will say it's a masterpiece! LOL
Tom Hardy looks horrible in the three films 😂😂😂
19:58 💎
Thats always been the 🗝 thing this generation of force fed ghouls have missed in today's comic 2 cinema 🎦
Liked your reactions when you realized everything this film got away with and still keep the PG13. The main villain creature was wood-chipping all of those other creatures with actual blood spraying out. I think that this film has pushed the PG13 a little further (but again showing how kind of meaningless the ratings are). Thanks for trying to make sense of this nonsense movie. I'll watch Tom Hardy in anything but I think he needs to leave these movies behind (unless Tom Holland comes calling)...
Venom: The Last 💣
I actually enjoyed the first movie! Though I think part of it was just that I didn't expect it to be a buddy comedy? And I think having the "funny man" of the duo be offscreen for a fair amount of the movie helped with the jokes, kept it from being too quippy-Marvel and let them play with the comic timing. Didn't see the second one after it universally got pretty dismal reviews. I like Juno Temple a lot so I might see this if the humour is like the first one?
To better explain who knull is
Knull like you said is the creator he made everything that involve venom, knull technically is the villain but he isn't due to the fact venom won't survive a straight on assault on venom cuz knull in general is physically too powerful for him to go up against the king in black (knull) so its rumored that knull will be saved for spiderman 4, but knull is mostly comparable to the likes of thanos the mad titan from infinity war and end game
Knull looks like longlegs
That sounds painful 😂😂😂
All the symbiotes are part of a hive mind, so they telepathically talk to each other.
That's why they know about acid wash (from lab host) and to team up against knull
I liked it y'all so harsh it was a good way to say goodbye 👏🏾 I liked this one and the first one I also think tom hardy did a good job
It's too bad Chiwetel Ejiofor's talent was wasted on this. I'm sure this review is more entertaining than the film. 😂
I watched the movie. It was ok. I watched all 3 of these for Tom Hardy. He is ok in these movies but I don't like how he talks. Its like strange and false to my ear at times.
Gentlemen you are probably busy. I saw Exhibiting Forgiveness at the laemmle. I thought it was an absolutely awesome movie. I want to see if you guys got as much out of that movie as me. I hope you will at least watch it if not review it. We need to support this Director Titus Khafar. He told a moving story with his movie.
Actually, it's possible to land a plane with just 1 engine! Those people probably survived. 👍
Please Joesph Watch Freeway!
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not me feeling sad that Venom dies LOL. I'm no Marvel fan but something about these dumb Venom films moves me despite the very legitimate criticisms of the plotting and worldbuilding. I think maybe bc Eddie and Venom are both kinda losers, and they found eachother? And Tom Hardy's crackpot approach to performing these characters helps too. I'll probably watch this on streaming.
I legit cried in the theater when he died 😭
Me watching this movie: 🤦🏽♀️
14:50 because all Hollywood actors want their face time 😂
I have only ever watched the Carnage one recently on Netflix, and I’m told that’s the worst one of the three - no wonder! 😅 It was some of the worst writing I’ve ever seen. Hot steaming garbage 🚮🗑️
I think Dr Payne, is a character in the universe, but he was a dude.
cant wait to see this next week have to work friday like venom series secind could be r rated as it should be
The way Tom Hardy looks in this reminds me of when I was at a theater in China. Leonardo DiCaprio was in an ad before the movie for a Chinese car company. Was so obvious they like put up a green screen in his hotel room in Italy the day after a party cuz he looked bloated and hung over as hell ... People were giggling
#IBlameAviArad
I was fine with the first movie except for Michelle William's hair but did not like the second one.
This was so much trash all around garbage
Haha. Be honest, you both review these types of films because it's your job 😅
Worst marvel movie since quantamania!!
So much wasted time and they could have cut a good 20 mins of pointless filler 🤦
Dancing queen scene was pure cringe 🫣
Venom is fun and this is a strike movie that’s why it’s choppy
Let's not blame the strike for this mess
Venom is a full blown Villan
Sony pictures are just morons
You started off as a villain, but then he became an anti-hero very quickly.
Freeway is dope
Joseph never seen the LOTR movies? Wow thats amazing, you guys watch everything.
I can’t watch this for like 2 weeks
Don't quote me on this, but I think Disney has bought out Venom, so we'll most likely get a Spider-man film later. It sucks because I really like Hardy and this character, but it does them zero favors.
I think this movie will still make a lot of money at the box office. The first got 800 something million!! The 2nd got 500 something but it was 2021, during pandemic time. I've seen comments in other reviews, so many fans say they like venom, so even if it's a bad movie, they'll still go watch it. 😐
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