There's 2 types of German main. The first is blind with room temperature IQ. The other, is the last 4 guys that are left to fight off the whole enemy team for 23 minutes
Most of the time I'm by my self holding of the whole enemy team and getting close to a nuke while my teammates the most brain dead people especially when it's a full German team
@@SquooshyCatboy german players when they realise that the king tiger isn't a wonder weapon(it can't pen??!!!) And they can't just charge blindly(their sides are exposed to at least 4 cannons)
Is winter camo supposed to be hard to get? I'm still fairly new at level 22 but I have that and I think 2 others. Also I am actually on a positive KDR with it too, Tiger's are a beast if you can set them up right.
@@russian_sovietbias.2 I remember marking one camping enemy for like 5 times from cover by all means using my commander sight and even using team chat; and a Tiger II totally ignoring what I'm doing, delightfully passing me by and going full speed up on small hill which was my cover, giving total side armor to enemy camper and getting shot right away and ending up his dead body aiming at stars.
And then you run into the experienced German main who 1.) says nothing in chat and casually destroys your entire team 2.) Probably has historical decals on his tank 3.) "Cavalier of the German Cross in Gold", has an insane K/D on every big cat 4.) Respawns in a Panther A and brings the hammer of God down upon you
Has the username 'Wittman88' or similar. Has gigantic iron crosses on the side of their tank. Only plays Germany and not past 6.3. Has garbage K/D stats. Always spawns in a stuka when they get killed so they can revenge bomb you with a suicide attack.
@@chexlemeneux8790 I honestly find those open tops a complete disappointment machines since I play AB and everyone there has neuron activation whenever they see anything like an open top. Hell, I even remember going top-down and setting some T-34 on fire via fighter (in case you never played AB it's a 1-kill killstreak or just survive first 5-ish minutes of match. Iirc 10 kills = nuke but I never reached that far because respawns are limited by 3).
@Unknown Commenter Airplane noobs in RB is also an issue. They go capture an objective , spawn up in a plane and start bombing the other teams spawn. They just suck at air battles so they play Mixed where it's EZ mode.
What I find hilarious is when I'm the only Tiger left in the match and all the opposing team realizes that I'm actually angling my tank. You can see the cogs turning, then I get bombed.
As a TigerE and jumbo enjoyer, yeah pretty much. It's quite rare for me to actually face a battle hardened tiger user and when I do I WILL NEED to take out said tiger as fast as possible cause not only is it a threat to me, it is a threat to my team cause they are no joke
I’m a German main and kill jumbos all the time 😂 most players yeah they just shoot at it, mg port and it always kills, unless I’m in a tiger 2 or m41 then it’s even easier
Same. The only things I am scared of are the M51 the IS2 and the ISU 152 in 5.7. But in 6.7 with the tiger 2, I get penned no matter what. The enemy is full of American T34s and It doesn't matter if I angle or hull down I just get absolutely initiated if the enemy shoots first. I last longer in a Tiger E in 6.7 than in a Tiger 2
The fact that the Tiger 2 isn't good enough to kill a Jumbo without a good player using it and the fact that a Jumbo is able to kill a Tiger 2 speaks volumes
Germany main here, can say thats on spot. Me in my tiger E seeing tiger and panther turning into fireworks and stukas crashing into the ground while wondering where is my team to cover my ass while I decimating the people in front of me.
@@MiguelDarkTiger I do and these days I am usually carrying my team after playing France, Sweden, and Italy. It feels like Germany always works for me and I have a special relation with it. I had my first 9 kills with Germany
See what im doing is im researching the panther and the tiger line because its fun having a cool tiger but the top teir leopard has to be worth it im still new and just got the tiger h1 and im researching the panther but idk if thats good
If you are planning to play Germany a lot go for panthers they are a lot better and you'll be able to research the leopard 1 probably the best 7.0 tanks once you get it research the tiger 1/2s and buy the m47 after that have fun
I am anything but that 75% my high k/d games show that... It happens often that I get 3-5 or more kills per spawn, I know weak points and I know angle lol
It's a real pain in the ass to play with them, but at least most of the German players I played with tried to angle or to some extent became mindful of their surroundings. So i'll give them an A+ for effort.
@@WE_DONT_LIE In Karelia. If I remember correctly, if you were the Jumbo I was shooting at, I was just taking Pot shots at you and then one of my shells ricocheted straight into your hull.
@@WE_DONT_LIE maybe? I don't remember, but all I do remember is that I was aiming somewhere in the middle of the turret and my shot suddenly ricocheted towards the hull. I don't remember much before that.
Yeah, just shoot the mg port which screws your shot up 50% of the times because volumetric shells suck ass, is nearly impossible to hit from long/medium distances, is often covered with bushes and can be angled while the jumbo can obliterate you *if your angling is slightly imperfect/it aims to your barn-sized cupola. Very easy trick. Very balanced gaymplay. *Tiger 1H taken as an example since we're talking german mains here
Thank you, made 2.6K points in a round with germany, i KNEW i do something wrong. Now i can improve my playstyle to 500 points per round and wishing all enemies an painful death!
The 2018 Allied players that had to learn to aim fast and choose the right ammo, because German guns also had 110pen turbo HVAP to face roll everything you had on their 20/30mm's. They were also the only teams that capped.
@@eijijivjiv difference is you need a brain to play those tanks well, if you get in a panther and have half a brain you can still do decently well, or atleast survive long enough to try and find out where the weakspots on the jumbo are
Ye its cause german tanks are worse in every ways so yer stuck sniping or you just die instantly… then you get to watch a kv-1 kill half yer team while bouncing every shit fired at it
This is just my entire war Thunder experience. It’s gotten to the point where i stopped playing with tanks. I have gone back to planes where I have fun using stealth ammo and I’m usually in the top 50% in points.
The tiger 1 (angled) has got to be one of the hardest things to pen in the entire game, yet they always present themselves perfectly flat making for an easy kill
You can bank your tiger at a 20 degree angle and you still will get your center most UFP buttered through by a standard m4a1 with regular ammo that is 500 meters away. Feels like most tanks at its tier just ignores its strongest armor
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You forgot the Stuka on the lineup on every goddamn BR
💀💀💀
but my brother, the stuka is the best plane ever/j
@@exceptionalanimations1508 lol
And a Puma
@@exceptionalanimations1508 not /j, /srs
There's 2 types of German main.
The first is blind with room temperature IQ.
The other, is the last 4 guys that are left to fight off the whole enemy team for 23 minutes
Totally relate able at 6.7 with king tiger for both seeing my teammates fail to kill a t29 hurts my brain
Most of the time I'm by my self holding of the whole enemy team and getting close to a nuke while my teammates the most brain dead people especially when it's a full German team
Aka assholes who spent the whole game hiding in a bush in the back waiting to corner peek idiots.
True
reletable germany main game
dont forget “tiger at 4.3”
Or 'jumbo deserves 6.3 it was OP'
@@LeMeowAu i find it funny they say they bcuz it literally will change nothing, the Tiger II still cant front pen it
@@SquooshyCatboy german players when they realise that the king tiger isn't a wonder weapon(it can't pen??!!!) And they can't just charge blindly(their sides are exposed to at least 4 cannons)
@@SquooshyCatboy tiger II easily front pens jumbo
@@abioticlife9087 in the hands of your average brain-dead German players, I don't think they're gonna hit the jumbo at all
that experienced German main with white winter camo tiger H1 :
Everyone : Hes just...Angling there...menacingly
angling, shooting and scooting, resetting the fight. Why yes, we do a little seal clubbing.
Hi yes, I feel rather called out
Is winter camo supposed to be hard to get? I'm still fairly new at level 22 but I have that and I think 2 others. Also I am actually on a positive KDR with it too, Tiger's are a beast if you can set them up right.
@@MCshadr217 No it ain't to hard to get
I mena it does require of 250 kills to get
@@Angelina-San But if you see a tiger with the white elephant decal, you're too close and it's already too late for you
As a German main every teammate does this and I have to hold off the entire red army myself.
Doesn't help with russian bias
Me too. Once i got 14 kills, 3 caps and 2 assists with my tiger.
As German main
I have the same feeling of the 44th BTLG
Is it just me but when you get down tired at 6.7 Germany to 5.7 and get like 14 kill and still loose every time
Same
You forgot driving into everyone at the beginning of the match
and being blind
@@russian_sovietbias.2 I remember marking one camping enemy for like 5 times from cover by all means using my commander sight and even using team chat; and a Tiger II totally ignoring what I'm doing, delightfully passing me by and going full speed up on small hill which was my cover, giving total side armor to enemy camper and getting shot right away and ending up his dead body aiming at stars.
And then you run into the experienced German main who
1.) says nothing in chat and casually destroys your entire team
2.) Probably has historical decals on his tank
3.) "Cavalier of the German Cross in Gold", has an insane K/D on every big cat
4.) Respawns in a Panther A and brings the hammer of God down upon you
Esse sou eu kkk
@Roniixxagree, people who good at german tank most likely from other nation who already extremely experienced
Now I feel called out, DAMN IT
@Roniixxthey don’t?
@Roniixx alright, thanks for the heads up.
Has the username 'Wittman88' or similar.
Has gigantic iron crosses on the side of their tank.
Only plays Germany and not past 6.3.
Has garbage K/D stats.
Always spawns in a stuka when they get killed so they can revenge bomb you with a suicide attack.
How did you know?
@@randomthings2062 because he's the one
@Icezinho_ L comment
@Icezinho_ yours is a cat with a shirt that says Russia, I ain't got Ukraine but atleast this guy got a nice flag of the people he supports.
@Icezinho_ Looks like a furry pfp...
Bonus tip: stare at the sun for 10 minutes to blind yourself
That too complicated, just blindfold yourself and enjoy
nah bro german mains already blind @@baonguyenhuu725
Wait, they unironically say "Jumbo is OP"? I mean bruh that's exactly why Jumbo was designed, to not get fucked by 88
I can kill a Jumbo even with Pz.4. And that 88 is a serious Jumbo freaker if you know where to shoot.
The reason my favorite tank is the Dicker Max , all the people using Jumbos are like a free buffet 😀
@@cosmicpotato3409 implying you know where to shoot, which average German main doesn't
@@chexlemeneux8790 I honestly find those open tops a complete disappointment machines since I play AB and everyone there has neuron activation whenever they see anything like an open top. Hell, I even remember going top-down and setting some T-34 on fire via fighter (in case you never played AB it's a 1-kill killstreak or just survive first 5-ish minutes of match. Iirc 10 kills = nuke but I never reached that far because respawns are limited by 3).
@Unknown Commenter Airplane noobs in RB is also an issue. They go capture an objective , spawn up in a plane and start bombing the other teams spawn. They just suck at air battles so they play Mixed where it's EZ mode.
You forgot about using smoke everywhere
Yeah that's right the amount of german player that using smokes for nothing was baffling,
As a german main i can confirm this is real
As a fellow German main I literally listen to erika unironically whilst tanking
As a American main I will listen to the star spangled banner now
Erika and Ghost division
As an Italy main, we are better in every way. Who needs to shoot at the mg port of a jumbo when you can flank them or just switch teams
You’re that guy that shoots peoples tracks and gets strafed or machine gunned to death
“Or just switch teams”
I was trying to be historically accurate
As a Japanese main we find joy in giving the enemy team a NIGHTMARE when they try to lure us out of our killzones XD
How do you live as an Italian main, they get 20mm for their main gun in both their reserve tanks
I was a German main, now I'm a British main I get more kills using the firefly than the tiger 1
Yea, Germany can be hard to learn.
@@unofficialleagueoflosers Update: I played the tiger again and angled my armor and I had fun
Low tier Brit is aids
@@roboyollumnanddrodo1419 i had the same story but i became a us main instead of british main
@@roboyollumnanddrodo1419not with volumetric you didn’t.
A tiger who knows where to shoot and angle while not being deaf or blind is the scariest thing i never want to encounter in war thunder
your lucky im grinding at 9.0 instead of 6.7 and below
What I find hilarious is when I'm the only Tiger left in the match and all the opposing team realizes that I'm actually angling my tank.
You can see the cogs turning, then I get bombed.
Yeah they panic for a minute because you're an actual threat
As a TigerE and jumbo enjoyer, yeah pretty much. It's quite rare for me to actually face a battle hardened tiger user and when I do I WILL NEED to take out said tiger as fast as possible cause not only is it a threat to me, it is a threat to my team cause they are no joke
me on my jumbo, aiming at another jumbo's machinegunner port:
I’m a German main and kill jumbos all the time 😂 most players yeah they just shoot at it, mg port and it always kills, unless I’m in a tiger 2 or m41 then it’s even easier
Well, your better than the average wheraboo💀💀
Same. The only things I am scared of are the M51 the IS2 and the ISU 152 in 5.7.
But in 6.7 with the tiger 2, I get penned no matter what. The enemy is full of American T34s and It doesn't matter if I angle or hull down I just get absolutely initiated if the enemy shoots first. I last longer in a Tiger E in 6.7 than in a Tiger 2
I'm sure it's a skill issue cuz there's no way that the tiger 2 is that bad.
The fact that the Tiger 2 isn't good enough to kill a Jumbo without a good player using it and the fact that a Jumbo is able to kill a Tiger 2 speaks volumes
All fun and games till the jumbo angles and has bushes💀
Doesn't angle and gets destroyed
Me: German skill issue
You gotta fend for yourself as a German main, it's 1v20+ in these servers.
Nah more like 1v39 a lot of the time since the teammates are more like your enemies 💀
I'm grinding the German tech tree for the TAMs, they better be worth it
They are pretty good
The tams 💀💀💀
Just buy the prem version and you'll be fine trust me playing Germany from 4.7 to 7.3 is pure pain once you reach 8.0 you start to find better teams
@@tizanikandothers The TAM 2ip?
@@tizanikandothers from 4.7 to 7.3? What about it is painful? Almost every tank in the bracket is usable if not really good.
Germany main here, can say thats on spot.
Me in my tiger E seeing tiger and panther turning into fireworks and stukas crashing into the ground while wondering where is my team to cover my ass while I decimating the people in front of me.
😂😂😂 so it’s not only me that’s a relief 😅
I believe that most people that go on Germany is just kids thinking they’re cool and edgy.
@@peppapig9833 sometimes I think that, I doubt people who like history would select germany because "monster tank" story.
@@MiguelDarkTiger I do and these days I am usually carrying my team after playing France, Sweden, and Italy. It feels like Germany always works for me and I have a special relation with it. I had my first 9 kills with Germany
Me and my tiger E always see atleast 2 Tiger IIs
Im uptired every single match i sware
Atleast im close to tiger II
Seems like things never change: the rare times you get competent German teammates, it's actually really cathartic.
You forgot to put blindfolds on your eyes.
I feel personally attacked.
See what im doing is im researching the panther and the tiger line because its fun having a cool tiger but the top teir leopard has to be worth it im still new and just got the tiger h1 and im researching the panther but idk if thats good
Panther better than tiger
@@jamesbyrd5742 ok ik thats why im researching it....
Personally I prefer panther over tiger 1,but the tiger 2 h is such a beast
If you are planning to play Germany a lot go for panthers they are a lot better and you'll be able to research the leopard 1 probably the best 7.0 tanks once you get it research the tiger 1/2s and buy the m47 after that have fun
I am researching the leopard line
As a german main i can confirm i listen to british grenadiers 24/7
Its erika bro
Basically what I do every day when I wake up.
You forgot to complain about the T-34's
Oh shit thats true tho!
Yeah you kill 1 and there's 13 more where he came from
@@unofficialleagueoflosers fking t34s they always bust up my m6a1
which one
@@punisher3607 Then he respawns with a kv-2 and gets bullied by m22 or anti air
The worst part about playing germany is the teammates
You forgot "completely oblivious"
You forgot to put a blondfold on and unplug your headset.
Legit almost 75% of the German mains in this game are like this.
I am anything but that 75% my high k/d games show that... It happens often that I get 3-5 or more kills per spawn, I know weak points and I know angle lol
As a Soviet main it’s pain having Germany as teammates
It's a real pain in the ass to play with them, but at least most of the German players I played with tried to angle or to some extent became mindful of their surroundings. So i'll give them an A+ for effort.
But when they are the enemy: kills you from 1000m or from the nearest trees
@@Just_somedumbass especially damn well when they push you off and they don’t realize it
Hey guys, have you ever met a German player named RS4949?
The worst part is that they’re physically incapable of capturing points. All they do is find some hill and snipe the whole time
A sherman can also be impenetrable at the right angle, that's how I hunt my cats
You forgot "Vision is driver's cupola"
IMO just use a Panther if you wanna pen Jumbo’s UFP or a long 88 if you want to pen it even when it angles.
lmao I remembered the time I shot at a Jumbo and the shell ricocheted straight into the hull.
@@schmeatgaming853 when was this because I think that was me
@@WE_DONT_LIE In Karelia. If I remember correctly, if you were the Jumbo I was shooting at, I was just taking Pot shots at you and then one of my shells ricocheted straight into your hull.
@@schmeatgaming853 off the barrel into the top?
@@WE_DONT_LIE maybe? I don't remember, but all I do remember is that I was aiming somewhere in the middle of the turret and my shot suddenly ricocheted towards the hull. I don't remember much before that.
Germany suffers.
From incompetent players.
Very accurate.
Do this, do not change german mains, do not change
You forgot the smoke when they get shot.
Yeah most of our players have no clue how to kill Jumbos which it's super easy.
I kill almost 2 jumbos every gameplay just by shooting them in the machine gun port
It’s annoying when they put bushes or Jerry cans to cover it up tho
Yeah, just shoot the mg port which screws your shot up 50% of the times because volumetric shells suck ass, is nearly impossible to hit from long/medium distances, is often covered with bushes and can be angled while the jumbo can obliterate you *if your angling is slightly imperfect/it aims to your barn-sized cupola. Very easy trick. Very balanced gaymplay.
*Tiger 1H taken as an example since we're talking german mains here
@@Incubus760 and then you have those players who cover their machine port
@@apathfinding9294 anyways, the amount of times i've penetrated through the machine gun port makes me invulnerable to bushes
As a German main I can confirm all of this is 100 percent correct
As an American main who’s favorite tank is jumbo 75, these types of players have given me so much happiness
This is very accurate.
Thank you, made 2.6K points in a round with germany, i KNEW i do something wrong. Now i can improve my playstyle to 500 points per round and wishing all enemies an painful death!
The germany players to be scared of are the ones that dont main germany
The 2018 Allied players that had to learn to aim fast and choose the right ammo, because German guns also had 110pen turbo HVAP to face roll everything you had on their 20/30mm's. They were also the only teams that capped.
pov : german main in all games
*Laughs at your shells bouncing, harmlessly, off my King Tiger from 2 miles away*
Downtiered T54s (they are everywhere):
69 mission score. *nice*
Lmao
Step 5:Complain
Dont forget getting uptiered every time
The very same jumbo with a whole forest on his front plate:
I’m a god with every nation in War Thunder, but with German tanks I’m just a incompetent piece of shi-
it's a good sign, Germany is the only nation you have to remove your brain to play right
@@Jake-eo8gd nah man thats US lol M18s and jumbo mains
@@eijijivjiv difference is you need a brain to play those tanks well, if you get in a panther and have half a brain you can still do decently well, or atleast survive long enough to try and find out where the weakspots on the jumbo are
@@Jake-eo8gd Panther's can be some of the deadliest tanks with a brain
Ye its cause german tanks are worse in every ways so yer stuck sniping or you just die instantly… then you get to watch a kv-1 kill half yer team while bouncing every shit fired at it
Germany does suffer tho🤷♂️
bro what 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
It does, at least for me
🤡
@@toomnLP didn't ask to see ur face 😒
@@UR_REAL_FBI_AGENT you could just be bad
Guess my chosen nation: "Want a cup a"thea mate?"
Me a german main shoots gun pod of jumbo:
American: W H A T
Looks like no one cares
how?
@@unofficialleagueoflosers because it looks like no one cares
Bro took it personally
@@postalsproutz2243 nope
@@Stanczyk09 the man himself responded 👀
This is just my entire war Thunder experience. It’s gotten to the point where i stopped playing with tanks. I have gone back to planes where I have fun using stealth ammo and I’m usually in the top 50% in points.
and some kiddies follow this instruction like its the goddman manual and my shermans are eating them happily
Well o must say you unlock some secret powers when you listen to Erika trust me I have tried
as an american main i can confirm this is real
You forgot whenever you are hit by a non-pen, you pop smoke in front of your teammates
T44 impenetrable in the front
And fun fact, Erika is a song about a flower sitting in a field.
I can confirm I am the german main
Forgot the lack of sight and hearing.😂
The tiger 1 (angled) has got to be one of the hardest things to pen in the entire game, yet they always present themselves perfectly flat making for an easy kill
Tiger: angles
enemy tank: slaps tiger in the turret with a large he shell
Panther tank in question:
As a German main, I approve this message
I just want to get Tiger II, and then I'm gonna main US🗿🚬
Obrigado, eu estava procurando esta musica há muito tempo kkkkkkkkk
You forgot smoke everytime a rifle caliber bullet dinks off your armor and always be fully zoomed in all the time
You forgot the intense tunnel vision
I unironically used carried HEAT for the 88 because I hated hellcats enough to sacrifice a few AP shells for hull break
you forgot the process of blinding themselves
The first one is so accurate
German mains from tier one to 4:👩🦯Versus German mains from tier 5 to 7👀
Nah i have to fight the whole Anerican tank brigades with goofy whearaboos on my team 😢
Главное красиво начать а остальное это мелочи жизни
Bro really said "doesn't angel"
im a german main and can confirm this is the average experience but i have recently become known as the jumbo hunter
Constantly throws smoke
Me shooting machine gun port while angled: Hehehehea
The jumbos machine gunner port begs to differ
You forgot tunnel vision
bro forgot tunnel vision
As a german main player i can relate
I had a change of heart im now American main HEEEEEL YEAHHHH 50 cal bias
I’m half focusing on German tanks, simply for tiger trolling, I’m also researching the jumbo
you forget to full load ammunition
As a German main who's at 3.7 I can confirm this
Funny, but nothing is scarier than a guy in tiger who knows what the fuck he is doing
Thank you! I had a Stuh and a Panther on my lineup, and I also angled, Now I can play properly!
gets 1 tapped by m-51
As a German Main, you just described me.
As a Germany main I can confirm that this is what I do 23/7
Good to know I’m doing it right. 👍
You can bank your tiger at a 20 degree angle and you still will get your center most UFP buttered through by a standard m4a1 with regular ammo that is 500 meters away. Feels like most tanks at its tier just ignores its strongest armor
Ok ok ok I'm listening
The funny part is I actually listen to erika😂😬
As a German and a German Main i can confirm