"My Gender Is A Green Orb" - Crazy People On THE BUTTON.

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  • @AlexHernandez-gn6rd
    @AlexHernandez-gn6rd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1859

    Hahahaha why is ABA mad lol s club is gay bro sorry hahahaha he's sooo mad 😡!!! Nah bro ok NSYNC ya.. fuck it. Backstreet boys ok whatever. But s club ???? GAYyyyy!

    • @AbaNPreach
      @AbaNPreach  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4149

      Bro... How is the music group with ladies in it more ghey than the all male boy band? Thats like you being out here suckin d*ck and call me ghey for eating poom poom. Y R U GHEY?

    • @IScreamedWolf
      @IScreamedWolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1354

      Y’all just be getting in the comments saying anything

    • @jonbruce4930
      @jonbruce4930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @adunce.5422
      @adunce.5422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@AbaNPreach Yo bro, if you need a therapist, I’m here for you ($12.99 an hour).

    • @lamarledennis3220
      @lamarledennis3220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Alex I will fight you

  • @Slushcams
    @Slushcams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4244

    "Those two girls look like they walked into a thrift store naked and were only allowed to grab 3 items" This shit got me crying laughing bro

    • @thevrana
      @thevrana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      And they had 30 seconds to do it.

    • @brojuleslewis2178
      @brojuleslewis2178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂🤣

    • @skinder124
      @skinder124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I read this comment before he said it. I still laughed out loud when it came up.

    • @GummyBearWA
      @GummyBearWA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They also puttheir make-up on in the dark.

    • @user-op6kt8pg9y
      @user-op6kt8pg9y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The hasan part killed me

  • @Tudor_Rusan
    @Tudor_Rusan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2863

    "How do you feel about pets? Specifically, bed bugs." - that was an absolutely brutal and underrated takedown, Aba.

    • @michialphelps2339
      @michialphelps2339 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bed bugs aren't attracted to trash and filth they are attracted to blood. Anybody that isn't rich their whole life should reasonably be aware of this fact yet both Aba and Preach are oblivious which means.....

    • @chongert6396
      @chongert6396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Fr bro sent her to kingdom come with that shit

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @sixk8333
      @sixk8333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It wasn't brutal you fcking loser

    • @ramenwithaliens5431
      @ramenwithaliens5431 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love it how he said it and I saw this comment😂

  • @maia3420
    @maia3420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5772

    So even lesbian/bisexual women do not want a woman with a high body count. Oh the misogyny!

    • @imjustgonnasayit415
      @imjustgonnasayit415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +936

      INTERNAL misogyny 😂😂😂

    • @Ravenbones
      @Ravenbones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They were brainwashed by the patriarchy to project that behavior because of the abusive toxic society they live in where they cannot be animals of love and sex as designed. Men ruin everything.
      -Some red headed (dyed) person somewhere.

    • @goblindvd
      @goblindvd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +559

      Paradox is a hell of a drug

    • @ReiMizere
      @ReiMizere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      Patriarchy

    • @Ash_twd
      @Ash_twd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +908

      Lmao I don’t think anyone wants someone with a high body count 💀 it’s gross

  • @thewaydownmachine
    @thewaydownmachine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    I'm glad to know these people's standards are so high, they'll never breed.

    • @ayporos
      @ayporos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      'Green orbs' don't breed to begin with bro.

    • @3amDayDreamer
      @3amDayDreamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ayporos 😂😂😂😂

    • @SanguinaryIV
      @SanguinaryIV ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sir ... greater words have never been spoken

    • @Elketjeable
      @Elketjeable ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amen!!!

    • @Mattie_Ice
      @Mattie_Ice ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ayporos Right you are cotton.

  • @ShinJTManiac
    @ShinJTManiac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8518

    Mental Health

    • @HeavenOrHell74
      @HeavenOrHell74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      ...is true wealth 🙏🏾

    • @zantiquechm3960
      @zantiquechm3960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +366

      ...is neglected too often.

    • @FelixMuk
      @FelixMuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@HeavenOrHell74 Only if you have a stable mind.

    • @yngstix
      @yngstix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Bars

    • @crow6050
      @crow6050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      3 days ago?🤔

  • @marlom7882
    @marlom7882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1203

    “You guys are catching Ls by *that* person?”
    Right? My self esteem would take a massive hit

    • @kataimason3230
      @kataimason3230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      But there's no need why put yourself a steam through that it's not worth it shorty got insecurities and it's buzzing everyone based off of her insecurities I'd have been popping champagne on the way out

    • @jonathanjacobs7063
      @jonathanjacobs7063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No cap I'd seriously be upset

    • @juicewilliss
      @juicewilliss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      People have taken worst Ls just to be on TV...mouhoohahahah

    • @killerdrew99
      @killerdrew99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kataimason3230 What??? “YOURSELF A STEAM”

    • @kataimason3230
      @kataimason3230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@killerdrew99 my dude I spark a blunt before the video 😭😭😭 it's on me

  • @networknomad5600
    @networknomad5600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    "Yeah, I see myself as a green orb in my mind."
    *The Button presses itself.*

    • @PriestApostate
      @PriestApostate 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I thought she was being funny with her response...

    • @PriestApostate
      @PriestApostate 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@actualwafflesenjoyer What I am saying is that I think she was intentionally attempting to be humorous - not that she was "crazy."

  • @DavidBaronStevensPersonal
    @DavidBaronStevensPersonal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1032

    "they both look like they walked into a thrift shop naked and were only allowed to take 3 items"
    Aba just won the internet.

    • @dapo3538
      @dapo3538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂💀💀

    • @Godeias
      @Godeias ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was one of the best roast lines ever said in history!!

    • @_peepee_
      @_peepee_ ปีที่แล้ว

      i actually liked the green orbs outfit

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      5:51 for myself and others should we return 😂

  • @johnlewis1830
    @johnlewis1830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

    "Mental health"
    He's only joking a little but he's actually serious and absolutely correct 💯😂

    • @rickvandam3238
      @rickvandam3238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i say it now to my friends and the ones who called me phobic for it i cut contact with
      well some the ones who just lemme be i can hang with

    • @AdamLove-me
      @AdamLove-me ปีที่แล้ว

      Frankly it depends on what you're hating on. If it's just being gay or trans in general, then you technically are homophobic, but Green orb girl? Mental health, bro. I completely agree.@@rickvandam3238

  • @Darkstar2425
    @Darkstar2425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1430

    The one annoying ass thing about the button is that one overly picky person can just run the whole thing because people are being nice and not eliminating them. Like damn okay. Must feel nice to have all the power. OOPS now you're out! How does rejection taste? Shallow ass people man I swear

    • @MargaretRodriguez9GenY
      @MargaretRodriguez9GenY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      I mean, what normal person would be on a show like this looking for a deep meaningful relationship anyway? It's not surprising some of the participates would be shallow.

    • @huare7946
      @huare7946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Why would you NOT be picky, it adds to entertainment

    • @Darkstar2425
      @Darkstar2425 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@huare7946 This is a valid point! I definitely feel a surge of satisfaction when that one person finally gets out LOL! NOW YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS BEING REJECTED! Fuck outta here! Bye bye! See you never! XD

    • @Darkstar2425
      @Darkstar2425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@MargaretRodriguez9GenY On god. As our boys mention here, everyone just oozes fakeness during this whole show. Makes for pretty funny entertainment though I must admit.

    • @Gchildwarrior
      @Gchildwarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I like the idea that someone mentioned: have the button randomly kick out whoever presses it
      That way one person doesn't sit for too long

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    Everyone wants to be the rejector, they aren’t looking for a partner, they want a power trip.

    • @plzletmebefrank
      @plzletmebefrank 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ouch.... But true.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @love-ip7sz
      @love-ip7sz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I hate how this describes a lot of modern dating...

    • @juanitaf.m
      @juanitaf.m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When a person is truly desiring a partner, being the rejector only becomes a power trip for people with low self-esteem.

    • @melrobertson2743
      @melrobertson2743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The only point of this "game"

  • @PuddilyOops
    @PuddilyOops 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    “They both look like they walked into a thrift shop and were only allowed to take three items.” That is a solid burn and I’m stealing it ☠️

  • @damonestephens8722
    @damonestephens8722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1898

    The fact that she doesn’t find him attractive but don’t even wash her sheets is hilarious

    • @IamINERT
      @IamINERT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      she just scared of being rejected first

    • @RealQueenBowsette
      @RealQueenBowsette 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that's indeed..... hilarious!

    • @reyis_here945
      @reyis_here945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@IamINERT nahh n**** she's scared of soap

    • @alexglenn2122
      @alexglenn2122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      She was terrified after ahe saw his reaction and panic slammed the button

    • @IamINERT
      @IamINERT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@reyis_here945 lol

  • @MrJayrock620
    @MrJayrock620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    When she said “I identify as a green orb”…. I’d keep walking straight past the table and to the exit if I was the next guy 😂

    • @willchurch8376
      @willchurch8376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah well the button can't go anywhere, dude.

    • @MrJayrock620
      @MrJayrock620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@willchurch8376 sucks to be the button then, cause I got legs and I’d be fuckin using em 🤣

    • @Jerbraska
      @Jerbraska 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      pretty sure she was joking

    • @DAILY-MOTIVATIONer
      @DAILY-MOTIVATIONer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Jerbraska Wheres the funny?

    • @Jerbraska
      @Jerbraska 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DAILY-MOTIVATIONer didnt say it was

  • @badrequest5596
    @badrequest5596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    the problem with this button thing is that everyone wants to be on the spotlight, so everyone will rush to push the damn button. if the rules were changed to whoever pushed the button got himself eliminated, things would be much more interesting. it would just go on until one of them was like 'ok i can't deal with this i'm pullin out!'

    • @Nautules83
      @Nautules83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      i like that idea

    • @nothingnobody1454
      @nothingnobody1454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      It would generate enough cringe to power l.a.
      I love it

    • @badrequest5596
      @badrequest5596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      MoistCrytical came up with it and i also think it could work. Also the cringe would be delicious

    • @blunt2416
      @blunt2416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The person with the LOWER SELF-ESTEEM will always have the Itchiest of Trigger Fingers (or hands)

    • @cjlooklin1914
      @cjlooklin1914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Eh, I suspect that would have the same result. The least self aware, most insecure person would have the highest chance of staying till the end. The first girl buzzed off 3 people in like 2 seconds and they were all better than her XD

  • @Batmonthesequel
    @Batmonthesequel ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Honestly if you sit down with a guy who can show up looking somewhat put together, washes his sheets, AND still smiles at you after learning you sleep in your own filth you owe it to yourself to look past “being attracted” for at least one more question.
    Like bistch, you don’t know

  • @Shooter_POS_Mcgavin
    @Shooter_POS_Mcgavin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1246

    The first girl eliminated 3 people, thats 3 people more than she had any right to eliminate. The nerve of someone who only washes their ass once a month and thinks they can reject anyone

    • @AsiyaIammuah
      @AsiyaIammuah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      AHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @josealvarez-lv7iu
      @josealvarez-lv7iu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Louder for the people in the back 👏 I'm sick of these overweight ugly ogres thinking they got power. Have a damn spine people !

    • @sub-harmonik
      @sub-harmonik 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      .. she said sheets not ass lol

    • @bunnyboo6295
      @bunnyboo6295 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those dirty bum people tend to be the pickiest ever notice its the really fat ugly girl more likely to have high standards they are overcompensating perhaps there is a belief surround yourself with the top people and others will think you look like them or they pretend delude themselves into thinking all the people they with are top so they must be the same in their head. As an average person felt bad for the odd ugly sitting by themselves, they are very rude when you're not a 10 trying to be nice to them they whine complain no one likes them but reject average and below people that offer kindness

    • @GeeseH
      @GeeseH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thought they were talking bedsheets not asses, I'll have to watch it again.

  • @es68951
    @es68951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1475

    Green Orb girl is toxic positivity incarnate… “I wanna look like a good person, but I’m a horrible person, so I’m just gonna do this sad puppy face and lie to you”

    • @rbaleksandar
      @rbaleksandar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Remember that one?
      "I'm a good person"
      😂

    • @redking36
      @redking36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I thought that was the girl before her. Green Orb girl was more though.

    • @sixk8333
      @sixk8333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You're looking into it too much

    • @Robinthebank__
      @Robinthebank__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She is into some slime worship shit

    • @blop-a-blop9419
      @blop-a-blop9419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@sixk8333 nah, he *seeing.*
      maybe "horrible person" is an over-reach, with such little we've seen, but damn hypocritical about her negative feelings towards someone, that's for sure. She doesn't accept the responsibility for feeling negative towards something, disliking a person, so she makes up lies and excuses and fake faces. That's facts. Thta's how she behaved with the first one 100%.

  • @LeeEverett1
    @LeeEverett1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    That first chick was definitely just trying to stay on for as long as she could. Probably the only time in her life where she felt she had the spotlight on her.

    • @Bonesawisready926
      @Bonesawisready926 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here and that ugly ass red eyeliner

    • @bufflatino5121
      @bufflatino5121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      *She's a ROUGH 2 at best.*

    • @oso2935
      @oso2935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@bufflatino5121 not even bro not fucking even

    • @backcountryme
      @backcountryme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@bufflatino5121 that eye makeup didn’t help any either.

    • @joanna0988
      @joanna0988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bufflatino5121 -2 for the dirty sheets 😫

  • @lubinkaaa
    @lubinkaaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    You are the friends I've always wished I had....but never really had. Thank you for making me laugh. 😄

  • @Jeremy-wp4yh
    @Jeremy-wp4yh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    The first girl was rejecting people based on her own insecurities.

    • @neoreign
      @neoreign 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Isn't that everyone in this twisted society?

    • @tobiaslawrence8928
      @tobiaslawrence8928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right this chick doesn't wash he sheets or her ass I would be more embarrassed than the bald guy.

    • @Jeremy-wp4yh
      @Jeremy-wp4yh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      @@neoreign no. Not everyone is afraid to date someone "better" than themselves.

    • @mathieul4303
      @mathieul4303 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meh

    • @janovcar
      @janovcar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Jeremy-wp4yh Almost every straight woman is dating someone better than themselves.

  • @aaronperez09
    @aaronperez09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1576

    The button should honestly eliminate the person who presses it instead. The conversations and interactions would be so much more meaningful, entertaining, and most importantly GENUINE.

    • @TheAmateurPodcast
      @TheAmateurPodcast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Or there is a random time frame at for the show anywhere from 5 seconds to a minute where pushing the button switches between eliminating yourself vs eliminating the other person. Makes it risky.

    • @alphafish4756
      @alphafish4756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@TheAmateurPodcast honestly this is a much better idea than these people pressing the button only to power trip.

    • @mills8
      @mills8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Wouldn’t make the conversations more genuine, people would just be staying in conversations they don’t wanna be in because they wanna stay in the chair.

    • @2BsWraith
      @2BsWraith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mills8 Yeah and they can edit that out though?

    • @threex0xthree
      @threex0xthree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I just got from a penguinz0 video about the same one and he proposes the same or similar thing too.

  • @anipigs
    @anipigs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    The way Preach imitated the interactions between American women was SPOT ON.

  • @jmaysjr1
    @jmaysjr1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    The first girl (Hannah) was eliminating people before they could eliminate her. Evidenced by trying to eliminate the girl who ultimately eliminated Hannah. That girl looks better than Hannah and Hannah was attracted to her. Hannah is a classic example of majority of women in the dating pool: average looking at best but relishing the power to reject people.

    • @monkeybench
      @monkeybench 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean...they also gave her a prostitute, a twink in a poly relationship, an obviously gay/questioning dude, and the girl from the dumpster behind the thrift store

    • @sayba6766
      @sayba6766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yea

    • @pantsenfuego9986
      @pantsenfuego9986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      She legit rejected Sapphire for being sex worker. and hotness didn’t matter

    • @TernaryOp-4
      @TernaryOp-4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don’t forget you can play the same tune with the same results….growing old alone or in and out of relationships.

    • @stxlaxPP
      @stxlaxPP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's a sad world when THAT looks better than THAT

  • @trevj8604
    @trevj8604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    This game makes NO sense it’s straight stupidity. It causes every participant to seek a power trip and screen time rather than pursuing and actually getting to know these people.

    • @monsesh1316
      @monsesh1316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That's the point. It's for our viewing pleasure. Them looking for a relationship is secondary.

    • @JustJohnny666
      @JustJohnny666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i wouldn't even call it "viewing pleasure". it's stupid. people just jump to click the button and you race for it as soon as 1 thing isn't good with you.

    • @trevj8604
      @trevj8604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@monsesh1316 it doesn’t give me any pleasure, it would give me pleasure if it was structured in a way that made sense

    • @JustATotalNerd
      @JustATotalNerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JustJohnny666 so basically like a dating app?

    • @Fozzy10XT
      @Fozzy10XT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's why they make money

  • @brickman3641
    @brickman3641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    She Dove on that button the moment he said he was in a poly relationship.
    Between that and eliminating that sex worker so fast, I don't think she's into sharing her spouse. Monogamy what a crazy idea right.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @seansangvannguyen9266
    @seansangvannguyen9266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    I think Cr1TiKaL said it best. Make it to where the contestants press the button for themselves to leave as apposed to the other person. Makes it a lot more interesting that way.

    • @mutemain8610
      @mutemain8610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ⬆️

    • @Sephiroso.
      @Sephiroso. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Instead of changing the shows format, cause it works, i say make that it's own new show.

    • @12th.jahlil
      @12th.jahlil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      this show does not work. The goal of the show is to find love. If the creators want to just show off how unforgiving people can be then keep it but to truly actually be a dating show the button needs to be whoever presses it needs to leave​@@Sephiroso.

    • @onemorescout
      @onemorescout 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@12th.jahlil Nah the goal of the show is to content farm there’s no love involved

    • @suppertimesims
      @suppertimesims 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      But then he said it wouldn't work because then what if there's one guy who's stuck there for a long time because no one wants to be there

  • @Coffycoloredworld
    @Coffycoloredworld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This video had me laughing my ass off from start to finish hilarious yall are too much definitely needed that

  • @lancecummard4123
    @lancecummard4123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    When you two are just throwing out jokes and going off “script” is when I crack up the most!

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @danaysiapaul3206
      @danaysiapaul3206 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamesdoakes4956 um hello abas BEEN HELLA racist & mad misogynistic almost in an effort to prove how much he hate women …

    • @cremeschnitte9185
      @cremeschnitte9185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ItzMalick still trying to find who asked

    • @HalfbreedTrini
      @HalfbreedTrini 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamesdoakes4956 what did they say?

    • @njux1871
      @njux1871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jamesdoakes4956 what. i just remember sneako talking like a confused cultist. what precisely did aba say?

  • @TheOnlyTaps
    @TheOnlyTaps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "They both look like they walked into a thrift shop naked and were only allowed to take 3 items each" 😂🤣😭🤣😂😭🤣😂😭🤣 fam

    • @TheOnlyTaps
      @TheOnlyTaps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And the honorary "Mental Health" 😭😭😭

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @minecraftvvg4250
    @minecraftvvg4250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Green hair girl: my gender I identify as a green orb
    ABA: mental health
    Never laughed so hard

    • @whatchyagonnado
      @whatchyagonnado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      When i first saw this comment, i thought the orb part was a joke 😂

    • @bigbay1159
      @bigbay1159 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The thrift shop part got me harder

    • @pg7607
      @pg7607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She’s “racist” to the other colors!😂

    • @tiffanykim2773
      @tiffanykim2773 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did she say gender or in her head? 😂

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @blvckaf8258
    @blvckaf8258 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "walked into a thrift shop naked and were only allowed to take 3 items" is a WILD bar 💀

  • @noctxrnal_cnvs
    @noctxrnal_cnvs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Preach's impersonation of women complementing other women is the funniest ish I've heard today 🤣🤣

    • @visitjessiechan
      @visitjessiechan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Made my whole day LOL

    • @noctxrnal_cnvs
      @noctxrnal_cnvs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@visitjessiechan same! Lmao

    • @oso2935
      @oso2935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@noctxrnal_cnvs na I cried at this shit and it’s so true 😭

    • @noctxrnal_cnvs
      @noctxrnal_cnvs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@oso2935 it was so spot on!!

    • @Elhastezy888
      @Elhastezy888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That sh*t was straight *FiRE!* 🔥

  • @TaddiestMason
    @TaddiestMason 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Why isn't The Button a way to leave the date? Why doesn't the person who pushes the button get to leave? Why does the person who's Quick Draw McGraw on the button getting to kick the other person out? The content would be much better if the person pushing the button left instead of the way they do it now.

    • @aunox5657
      @aunox5657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Because they want to make this as cringey and humiliating as possible...thats what gets the views.

    • @WaldemarPerezJr
      @WaldemarPerezJr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I agree but ☝🏼 The show was made for people with only 30 seconds attention span.

    • @liyaziiii3026
      @liyaziiii3026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I would actually love to see that!!!

    • @nothingnobody1454
      @nothingnobody1454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@aunox5657 the reverse will actually generate MORE awkward moments as the contestants try to outlast each other or drive the other into pushing the button. More fights, too

    • @AHersheyHere
      @AHersheyHere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Smart man, you definitely put more thought into it than the show creators.

  • @DJUniMekaju
    @DJUniMekaju 2 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    Wow. It feels nice to see others finding dating to be a scam. Just start off making friends, folks. People are more likely to show their true colors if they don't think they're going to get anything special out of it.

    • @lunarbunny3021
      @lunarbunny3021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      My sister married her childhood friend, they have known each other since they were five. They grew up together, and then eventually realized their feeling for each other went deeper than friendship. They’ve been together for 35 years

    • @LordVodka313
      @LordVodka313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      This person gets it. Stopped dating years ago. Making friends and the like gives you the opportunity to see how people behave and their values when there's no incentive to fake it

    • @DJUniMekaju
      @DJUniMekaju 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@lunarbunny3021, please tell your sister I'm so happy for her and her husband. Thanks for sharing. 🤗

    • @DJUniMekaju
      @DJUniMekaju 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@LordVodka313, sounds like you stopped, too, cuz you realized the same thing as me. 😆

    • @djjukeboxhero6491
      @djjukeboxhero6491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Too bad this method don't work on friends with benefits.

  • @WeartheGoodSocks
    @WeartheGoodSocks ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Glad I watched until the end. The 16:43 "omg, no you" montage was so funny.

    • @daly0206
      @daly0206 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yessss LMAO

  • @theezenriarinze9203
    @theezenriarinze9203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Gotta love how the 1st girl who doesn't wash her bedsheets rejected the other girl because she felt intimidated by her lmaoooooo

    • @Gail_the_Snail
      @Gail_the_Snail 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s prolly because the girl she was intimidated by looks freaking homeless. It’s a stinky girl power dynamic !!

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @ApeLikeThinker
    @ApeLikeThinker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    I love how when a lesbian says stuff like “It was the spandex” is totally ok but if a man said that about a woman he’d be canceled. 🤦‍♂️

    • @fruitesther
      @fruitesther 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lol yeah but wouldn't the equivalent be a gay man saying that about another man tho?

    • @candideggplant1575
      @candideggplant1575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fruitesther people are more touchy about calling dude things gay.

    • @Yilto
      @Yilto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No lol what world are you living in

    • @jironcummings1299
      @jironcummings1299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Double standards SON !!!!!!!!

    • @hiroshi7025
      @hiroshi7025 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Though I agree with that and am often one reminding it in important situations, living every sentence said by the opposite sex with this rethoric must be tiring as fuck. Are you guys ok ? That was just a light hearted remark, bro.
      And no, I don't know where you live, but absolutely NO ONE on earth would get canceled over this. Americans are dumdum but not that much lmao.

  • @sebswede9005
    @sebswede9005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "So, when was the last time you had sex?"
    Peter Griffin: "I just sat down. Who the hell starts a conversation like this!?"

    • @nathanw9770
      @nathanw9770 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      W interaction 🤣

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @Zelaznog93
    @Zelaznog93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    holy fuck, the how does *women compliment each other part* made me just burst!

  • @thiagots85
    @thiagots85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    That first girl just wanted to stay for the longest to feel good about herself. And you could see that the Pie react to press the button, thought about it, saw the other one raise her arm and Pie went with full force.
    And the Heely dude has a list. You know he has a list. We all know he has a list. And a heely altar. The list is probably near that altar.

    • @BigJohnson911
      @BigJohnson911 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She only washes her ass once a month.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @Hijodeganas1
    @Hijodeganas1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    "they both look like they walked into a thrift shop naked and were only allowed to take three items". Okay, that was the THIRD time they had me laughing out loud and that was the hardest I laughed...

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Thrift shop?” More like an “80s movie teen” taking the day off. (“ BEULLER? BEULLER? Anyone?ANYONE?”)

  • @Mackarre
    @Mackarre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Button is so randomly shady, pre screening really be ruining peoples chances

    • @onemorescout
      @onemorescout 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s all for the content

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @TheJandRReptiles
    @TheJandRReptiles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    this entire video had me in tears the entire time. love this

    • @sja6331
      @sja6331 ปีที่แล้ว

      favourite video😂

  • @ClaudiaAndreaTV
    @ClaudiaAndreaTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Aba - “I don’t know boy bands, I’m straight”
    Also Aba - “I know the songs AND the choreo”! 😂

  • @count4045
    @count4045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    That last section, Preach imitating how women compliment each other... pure gold. I died laughing XD

  • @julisacastillo574
    @julisacastillo574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    LMAO. Preach was so accurate about how woman compliment each other "i wanna hug you till you die" 😆

    • @gettingmulla8461
      @gettingmulla8461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That’s how😂😂

    • @Langley_Ackerman19
      @Langley_Ackerman19 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cringe AF

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @143bunzy
      @143bunzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When women are this fake towards each other in terms of compliments doesn't that diminish the compliments they receive and in turn women wouldn't even accept those compliments as actual compliments? Idk man

    • @julisacastillo574
      @julisacastillo574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@143bunzy some people might feel that way! Sometimes if I don’t notice the person is being fake, I might genuinely accept the compliment. Just depends on the situation

  • @yanalee23
    @yanalee23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love y’all I feel like we can have some real ass conversations with out bias one of the few male perspectives I respect

    • @okayimsorry5473
      @okayimsorry5473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Reverse the genders of your comment and think about how it would come off.

    • @miguelbranquinho7235
      @miguelbranquinho7235 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The bias is yours, sister.

  • @thesoundpurist
    @thesoundpurist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    10:05 while she's saying "I'm a green orb" I would have turn 180 degrees and passed the door even without warning the crew about it. Being confused like this about yourself... fix your issues then I'll maybe believe you can bring something to the table so we can negotiate a stable relationship, my God....

    • @AtheneHolder
      @AtheneHolder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      UNDERRATED COMMENT

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @timbelcijan9858
      @timbelcijan9858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jesus christ, what are you people smoking these days?? It's called sarcasm, look it up!

    • @Wabbelpaddel
      @Wabbelpaddel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@timbelcijan9858 Found the gender freak

    • @LethalByChoice
      @LethalByChoice 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@timbelcijan9858 You're a little naive aren't you.

  • @DarkDemon259
    @DarkDemon259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    This was rough all the way through. Which psychopath came up with this idea? Who decided the button should talk and be a third wheel? Whoever's responsible for this... they are a genius. Secondhand embarrassment is as captivating as a trainwreck in slow motion 🤣🤣

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's all about the -benjamins- views.

    • @notsoberoveranalyzer8264
      @notsoberoveranalyzer8264 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItzMalick You might want to focus on one thing, because YT recommend’s already a variety of content and even more so it calculates what each unique viewer may like.
      You just need a hook or something to pull people in or to stand out or just give people a reason to look you up.
      ( after writing this, I just realized I’m probably replying to a bot)

    • @darthnovo3526
      @darthnovo3526 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sociopath*

  • @lanegraamericana
    @lanegraamericana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I literally didn’t want this video to end, shit was hilarious.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @SaintDrahcir
    @SaintDrahcir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I think it is safe to say that we are completely devolving as a society. Doesn't surprise me that each person that showed up there was "special" in a extra kind of way.

    • @dapo3538
      @dapo3538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean it is Seattle 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @Dylangreat123
      @Dylangreat123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro that TH-cam channel only brings on sjw woke tards. But yeah I feel society is devolving as well

    • @Gwarzonicus
      @Gwarzonicus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i really dont think thats the case, these people are just a loud minority, who are all over social media. but our kids can easily be influenced by this if we dont control their screen time

    • @SaintDrahcir
      @SaintDrahcir 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Gwarzonicus - that's the issue though. These "youths" are sometimes as dumb as a box of rocks. They use very little to no analytical skills or even research to verify their outlandish claims. Most of these ridiculous ideas can be disproven in about 5 minutes or less.

    • @shirin8609
      @shirin8609 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Internet dating shows are not real life. Back when I was a young whippersnapper, we used to say, "TV is not real life." Darn this highfalutin fancy technology!

  • @gainzairplanes1551
    @gainzairplanes1551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Thrift shop three items was the FUNNIEST shit Aba has ever said. Shit had me spittin’!!!

  • @LorenzoCalgaryRealtor
    @LorenzoCalgaryRealtor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    After 1st girl: Perfect example why our society is messed up: the entitlement on that girl is over 9000.

    • @heraldofoblivion499
      @heraldofoblivion499 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, just white women

    • @joanna0988
      @joanna0988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It really is. My husband has 25-30 employees at a time and he hates hiring people under 30 because they will come in when they feel like it and then ask for a raise 🤣

    • @kingks1325
      @kingks1325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joanna0988 Since we’re making generalizations this is much more common in women under 30 as opposed to men under 30.

    • @joanna0988
      @joanna0988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kingks1325 Well my husband owns a warehouse so he mostly hires men and I can't speak to how women in this age group act but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the same. Also it's a generalized opinion but it's lived experience of running a business since 2007 and seeing this trend of flakiness just in the last 7/8 years.

    • @kingks1325
      @kingks1325 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joanna0988 Fair enough, just know when I worked at a warehouse majority of the problems we had were female hires under 30. Obviously that’s anecdotal but others in similar situations have corroborated that as well. Plus since it’s majority male dominated women coming in and exhibiting those negative traits stand out much more then the few men doing it.

  • @tricialemon
    @tricialemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    That was the best damn representation of women complimenting each other I’ve ever seen 😭😭😭 I’m genuinely shedding tears

  • @TamaraGKing
    @TamaraGKing ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When you guys know the most random uk artists and songs i can't lie in soooo here for it! As a new fan and sub from the uk 🇬🇧 ❤️ 💙 💛

  • @coachnobody3232
    @coachnobody3232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    The skater boy came in and managed to make someone who thinks they’re a green orb look sane. Legendary.

    • @TheDanAge
      @TheDanAge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      huh? how?

    • @Soulinfamous
      @Soulinfamous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Would you not be annoyed that someone classified wearing Heelys as being a skater?

    • @akumaku7930
      @akumaku7930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I've seen a green orb before...in the Doom game..

    • @victorstrh
      @victorstrh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Honestly to me it just felt like he was memeing the entire time.

    • @coachnobody3232
      @coachnobody3232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Dude is obviously an incel who wears shoes he knows are for kids ands gets defensive and bitter the second someone sniffs at pointing that out.
      Out here tryna reject Pie NOT because she calls herself pie and colors herself like algae but because she insulted his shoes accidentally.
      Unreal

  • @breeexmortis
    @breeexmortis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    It's so weird, I feel like the first two were extra nice to her whereas I woulda pressed the button over that damn vest alone 😂

    • @user-ph4mg1mh9c
      @user-ph4mg1mh9c 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Harsh but fair

    • @capo4270
      @capo4270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "He's outta line, but he's right"
      The Falcon

    • @Digger-Nick
      @Digger-Nick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like her whack makeup

    • @bahamasbroyt
      @bahamasbroyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You them entitled ones i see🤣

    • @nothingnobody1454
      @nothingnobody1454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That eyeliner. Gotta be a real baddie to pull that one off

  • @Murderface666
    @Murderface666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Alternate universe:
    Skater Boy: "Do you like The Cure?"
    Thriftshop Girl: "Yes!"
    Skater Boy: "Well I dont." (hits button) "This is Megadeth." (plays "Sweating Bullets")

    • @crappyaccount
      @crappyaccount 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ItzMalick no

    • @fallenknight5298
      @fallenknight5298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crappyaccount Do not answer, it's useless, report as spam instead. To everyone reading this, please do the same!

  • @albar.3038
    @albar.3038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    15:30 Aba you’re killing me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jacoh9591
    @jacoh9591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The first lady I feel is a bit insecure and this "game" exploits the fear of being rejected. First rejection she gave a half hearted reason followed "I guess" which just substantiates my reasoning. No real reason, just does not want to be the one rejected.

    • @LethalByChoice
      @LethalByChoice 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rejecting others before you get rejected can be a good thing tho

  • @Ministu-ws4yp
    @Ministu-ws4yp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Christ am crying laughing at this brilliant episode. Like your thoughts on the more... Serious things? But the ones you just have a laugh are belters!

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @di7787
      @di7787 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed ! Was not having a good mood and this episode made me laugh so hard my sunglasses slipped back :))

  • @blargh559
    @blargh559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Dating a sex worker is NIMBY in practice for a lot of people, most folks agree that they deserve a loving relationship, just not with them personally. I can't fault anyone for that, I feel the same way ngl

    • @ulvessens5902
      @ulvessens5902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Two sex workers I've known (through uni) both dyed their hair all the time. I reported to last one I knew that there seems to be a trend with sex workers dying their hair, and that it might be grounds for a correlational study. She immediately said.. "aah No". Yet here is another sex worker with dyed hair xD

    • @TheCastedone
      @TheCastedone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ulvessens5902 take that hair as a sign to stay away

    • @LethalByChoice
      @LethalByChoice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Nah disagree. Would never date a sex worker and I'm not obligated to

    • @milquetoaste7144
      @milquetoaste7144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I don't understand why dating a prostitute would ever be anything but a negative unless it's like a kink you're into where you get off on the other person being a prostitute but to each their own I guess

    • @josephwait7384
      @josephwait7384 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ulvessens5902 Research and studies have said that 75-85% of women have dyed their hair in like....the past 2-3 months. Know that almost every single adult female you've met in life has dyed their hair before. And well over 50% do it regularly at least once every 8 weeks. So....that's a weird specific thing to find correlation considering it's part of society in general. Now....do you maybe live in a culture where hair dying is abnormal? I don't know. but I know in most 'western' civs that hair dying or wig wearing is absolutely the norm.

  • @mattdryden4770
    @mattdryden4770 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The editing for Preach at the end was too much 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jpbarnes1
    @jpbarnes1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I am 55 and you boys make me laugh my ass off!!! Keep doin like you doin

  • @honorableh
    @honorableh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Aba.. "mental health"
    Me.. turned off the video and died laughing for 5 min before continuing

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @seaofseeof
    @seaofseeof 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    9:13 I have a parrot sitting on my knee as I'm watching this, and he started dancing to Preach's chanting.

    • @B4DF0RCE
      @B4DF0RCE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You're parrot is a birb of culture, protect it at all costs. Maybe show him some animes with birds in it.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @BlackMoridin
    @BlackMoridin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I honestly can't tell if Heely dude is using sarcastic humor and just has an amazing deadpan.... Or if he's sad...
    YO the cure is an amazing band!!!

  • @barryon8706
    @barryon8706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Why did you buzz?" "Because anybody who would be on this program has issues to work out."

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @ronin4303
    @ronin4303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Damn imagine a man not wanting to date a sex worker he’d be called everything under the sun by women and This broad literally says it’s cause she said she was a sex worker and she’ll go on without no one bashing her “preferences”. Double standards gentlemen

    • @noblegalifreyan4551
      @noblegalifreyan4551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It's femcel name calling they feel entitled to a relationship but they don't want to meet the relationship requirements

    • @Ash_twd
      @Ash_twd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Okay not all women agree with that tho, because I would never wanna date anyone with a high body count, it’s gross

    • @Ash_twd
      @Ash_twd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      And I completely understand a man not wanting to be with a girl with a high body count; let alone a sex worker lmao they’d literally be cheating on u for their “job”.

    • @candideggplant1575
      @candideggplant1575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the irony is that if you go and see one I wonder how open minded they would be.

    • @couragelk9428
      @couragelk9428 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ash_twd yet why are so many women angry at men for not dating sex workers? I don't get it. These women don't know what morales are

  • @brt5273
    @brt5273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Feck...I am so old I can barely comprehend what was even happening with that button business. In my day we used to go on a date for at least several hours before we decided if we hated each other enough just to have a gratuitous one night stand before never seeing each other again.

  • @ZephyrinSkies
    @ZephyrinSkies ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Saying her gender is a green orb seemed like a joke in response to the Button asking if she found it attractive, pretty funny response imo.

  • @Ravenbones
    @Ravenbones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    So the button turns red instantly for everyone else but for Skaterboy the button takes forever? Sounds like a set up to not let him continue.

    • @CaulkMongler
      @CaulkMongler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It was a setup to milk the awkwardness. For the views, duh.

    • @ItzSailorChaos
      @ItzSailorChaos 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They cut some of the clips out so it's probably happens more or less frequently than what's shown

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @stoutsprout4297
    @stoutsprout4297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    One woman laughs like a dolphin and the other smells like fish, they're meant to be

    • @Tlahuiltezcatl
      @Tlahuiltezcatl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh hell na

    • @skate8joe798
      @skate8joe798 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohhh shit 😂

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @A.Lien98
    @A.Lien98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The fact that my dad is a pro Volleyball player and this one goes “of course is a gay sport” I showed to him and he went on a rant hahaha

    • @Snoop_Dugg
      @Snoop_Dugg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What did he say 😂

    • @Gail_the_Snail
      @Gail_the_Snail 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Snoop_Dugg yes, tell us @ale_Grate

    • @A.Lien98
      @A.Lien98 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mostly after she said she a sex worker
      “These damn b*tches be juggling balls in the daily and selling themselves for five bucks online and they think their damn opinions are valid? Them clients should keep the d*ck in her mouth so she stops talking stupid sh*t
      I gotta clarify he’s in his 60s 😅

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @dcbaars
    @dcbaars ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dear Aba and preach I am happy you exist! I love your channel and your goofiness and bro level are amazing. It feels like I am hanging out with my bro’s

  • @kyledoherty9678
    @kyledoherty9678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The character arc from "thats gay" to "like a big bad bitch" was lovely.

  • @ashleyanstett6603
    @ashleyanstett6603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Every once and awhile you all say something that kills me.
    “ they both look like they walked into a thrift shop naked and we’re only allowed to take three items.“
    HILARIOUS

  • @milehighgambler
    @milehighgambler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    I thought women were all supportive of eachother when it came to "sexual empowerment". Funny how they expect men to take that offer and not blink an eye, but women are over here rejecting their fellow women

    • @sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986
      @sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty well established by now that most ‘sl*t shaming’ is done by women to other women

    • @marlom7882
      @marlom7882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Hm women having double standards how … utterly shocking

    • @calistafalcontail
      @calistafalcontail 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, "we" are not supportive of this ish and I dont know a single woman who is, BUT the media and woketard feminists on twitter wanna paint the image, that all women are up in arms about this. "Sex work" is not work and its a moral tragedy. Thats it.

    • @FionaChandoll
      @FionaChandoll 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stupidest comment of all time.
      Women are people just like men.
      Women are not monolith.
      So idiotic

    • @-Amiya-
      @-Amiya- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Goes to show that you shouldn't base your opinion on a whole gender by what you see on the internet.

  • @ashbudsby971
    @ashbudsby971 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok I never comment on Aba N Preach’s videos but this one was a banger. The thrift store joke and the “No you” edits was straight fire dawg.

  • @cindys6775
    @cindys6775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    They walked into a thrift store naked and could only buy 3 items- this is definitely one I’m going to be using 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rico2244
    @rico2244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Now, I’m trying to understand how “Do you think I’m cute?” led to her saying anything like “I see myself as a green orb”🥴 it was just such an odd way to reply. The robot thing asked if you thought it was cute and you started talking about yourself 🤣

    • @ReturnOfHeresy
      @ReturnOfHeresy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      It was either a weird admission, OR she was making a pretty funny joke about relating to an inanimate object like a button.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @Voyeurrrr
      @Voyeurrrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Answering the question wouldn’t have been sufficient enough to signify how special she is.

    • @yoface938
      @yoface938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s called trying to relate, finding common ground. She picked green orb because that’s the first thing she randomly could think of after talking about her favorite color and a random shape a robot may take.

    • @kublakhan2342
      @kublakhan2342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      She was making a joke... The button asked if she thought it was cute, she said yes and went on to describe herself as identifying as a green orb because the button is an orb of colourful light. It's really not deep as you have made it, it was a joke as in "yes I find you hot even though you are a button because I identify the same as you".

  • @jinpharn
    @jinpharn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    My guy when you said "7up" I nearly choked on my cigar, by far one of the funniest episodes yet

    • @milehighgambler
      @milehighgambler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro, I was waiting to see what you were talking about. Pure 🪙

    • @andy2172
      @andy2172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Thrift Shop joke sent me, great video today.

    • @Jebus53
      @Jebus53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      7up I'm f'n dead 🤣💀

    • @IanBPPK
      @IanBPPK 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is that cigar so close to the back of your throat bruv

    • @ericwilliams1575
      @ericwilliams1575 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 Did anyone catch the last girl while the LAW & ORDER theme songs playing; while Aba's visage lusted as he quoted "TITIES!! LOTS AND LOTS OF TITIES!" That part had me ROTFL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

  • @dokessezeaka5159
    @dokessezeaka5159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They should tell people not to mention anything back stage about the other person cause then it gives the new person a preconceived notion of what that person was like, like with green orb girl buzzing out the first girl

  • @Ipromiseimnotabot
    @Ipromiseimnotabot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    The green orb girl is the reason why my faith in our future as a western nation will crumble with ease. Also, I’m willing to bet $100 she has averages 12 hours a day on TikTok.

    • @Sephiroso.
      @Sephiroso. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It was obvious she was joking with the green orb comment.

    • @fluffywhitemanju
      @fluffywhitemanju 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      why, she was the one with the best personality?

    • @libraalibaba
      @libraalibaba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She seemed the most normal 😅

    • @kassaken6521
      @kassaken6521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@libraalibaba More normal than that heylees dude lmao

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @zack01598
    @zack01598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Comedic gold Aba. Was it the panels you've been on recently that made you be more extra now? I'm digging it!

    • @ComedianJoJo
      @ComedianJoJo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What panels? Lol I'm new to this channel, so I need someone to give me the summary of EVERYTHING I missed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Or your favorite Aba N Preach videos so I can start there first! Kidding, I miss cliff 📝notes! So far an absolutely great channel, hilarious! I appreciate someone that understands the craft. Are you guys standup comicedians as well? (I am, full time ) So curious if you do standup as well as create content.

  • @crakermac3818
    @crakermac3818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    A dating show full of degenerates. Now I've seen everything.
    The brimstone cometh.

    • @katanabluejay
      @katanabluejay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that's every dating show isn't it?

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @LethalByChoice
      @LethalByChoice 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its a dating show my dude. No shit

    • @crakermac3818
      @crakermac3818 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LethalByChoice degenerate even by dating show standards

  • @mip33
    @mip33 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had never heard of The Button before your guys' channel. Thank you

  • @samuelcosentino-hunter5545
    @samuelcosentino-hunter5545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "that question felt very inappropriate" YOU'RE GODAMN RIGHT, BRO A BUTTON IS TRYNA GET THESE TWO WOMAN TO SMOOCH.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @vyrses4184
    @vyrses4184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    @12:00 The way she looked at the camera like it was a scene from the office literally killed me.

  • @nickluckman1872
    @nickluckman1872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    After going to school in Seattle for 4 years, every time I see a video here from The Cut I get a wave of nostalgia. All these wacky people bring me straight back.

    • @nutsahoy
      @nutsahoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I moved out of that hellhole a few months ago they all looked like that and thought I was crazy because I believe in God🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @Steely_Phill
    @Steely_Phill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aba on point in this one them pop groups was bumpin back in the day

  • @Slim_Charles
    @Slim_Charles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “They both look like they walked into a thrift shop naked” 🤣🤣🤣 I am done with you sir

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I might have said some stupid shit when I was younger but "in my mind I'm like a green orb" on the internet is something I would bring up constantly when she's in her 30s

    • @kurokaizen1889
      @kurokaizen1889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She's in her what? 30s?

    • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
      @matthewtalbot-paine7977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kurokaizen1889 doubt that she never said a thing about her job

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @chalieboii4
    @chalieboii4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    These dudes be having a fun time man 😂😂😂 how can we not appreciate their work? EXACTLY! we have to!

  • @lukasklupfel2927
    @lukasklupfel2927 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    13:19 Yoo 😂 You've got to give Bateman credit for that witted response

  • @2821anttheknee
    @2821anttheknee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    11:14 "I can and I did! what you gon tell me🤨? I live in my glass house. Throw a rock bitch break the glass. Idgaf!! " 😭🤣🤣

  • @MindOfADon
    @MindOfADon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1 & "Don't stop never give up. Hold your high & reach the top. Let the world see what you have got"
    S Club was fye tho

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @BalloonFight
    @BalloonFight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    How in the hell did this girl not get insta eliminated from the eye liner alone by anyone?

    • @tree6787
      @tree6787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right!

    • @Ligmaballin
      @Ligmaballin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kate Moore mental health

    • @kopykat6843
      @kopykat6843 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kate Moore no it wasn't cute. Didn't work with her face. Literally looked like she was bored and added eyeliner last minute for no reason AND the color did not match anything about her at all. It was fucking terrible and even make up gurus and drag queens would mock the fick out of that horror of "makeup"