Towing the neighbors car.
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ส.ค. 2015
- So I really dont like to be "that guy" but I ws left with no choice. This has happened numerous time but this time I didnt have the subaru so jumping the curb wasnt an option. The cop agreed with me that you can clearly tell its a driveway and had no sympathy for the owner of the car.
This is the beauty of living at the Jersey Shore.
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You don't need to justify towing the car, blocking someone's driveway is a total dick move, they deserved it.
i know, I just hate to be the reason someones whole weekend was ruined. Even if they left me with no choice.
Its false imprisonment. Alot of them do it on purpose, to see if you will call police and then if you do then the gang justifies your beat down or property damages. Illegal drug cartels/domestic terrorists signature criminal behavior (sometimes), malignant narcissism
@@kathywedzik4905 That's exactly what happened to our neighbor, his family was terrorized for calling the police about a loud party, his life was basically ruined from the gang retaliation
@@jerseyforlifeyou didn't ruin it, they ruined it for themselves.
@@kathywedzik4905lol what
You should not have to drive over your curb because some jackass has no respect for others , glad you towed it !
damn right...
Romenite NY did you get your neighbor's on video when they reacted to the towing?
I'm a carpenter, I would've just built a ramp, but then I'd fuck up the grass
I agree
unfortunately i had to leave so i wasnt around when they got home..
You aren't being "that guy" you did the right thing. That neighbor is ignorant for just parking there like that.
I like how you cared about the neighbors even though they were wasting your time. Many people enjoy seeing other people go down but you tried to contact them multiple ways
Really wishing there was follow up video of that person walking out & frantically looking for their car
Travis R right
I am glad I scrolled down before posting same comment.
Travis R me too but he had to leaves.
Travis R.lol yea that would have been fun
Travis R
the follow up is the best.
I used to work at a company with a small parking lot.
All the street parking was metered.
Whenever I had a car towed, the response was almost always the same.
They would stop and look around, when they got about 50 feet from where their car USED to be.
Then they walk to where it was, walking more and more slowly as they get closer (like someone installed a cloaking device, and it's going to magically reappear)
Then, they call the number on one of the (3'X4') No Parking signs posted in the lot.
Most people took their lumps, only the most entitled came in to bitch about why they thought they were special.
Towing fee $125.00 Impound fees $500.00+ Damage to vehicle $1200.00+ Look on neighbors face when he sees his car is gone...Priceless.
you were just about spot on with those prices except for the damage part, and you left put the cost of the ticket. I estimate it was right around 700 to get their car back. Im sure they will look next time they park their car on the street though..
jerseyforlife Every time I've had a car impounded the stereo was ripped out, and if there was anything of value in the car it was gone. I considered 1200.00 a low estimate.
DONTUO Harris oh wow.. thats pretty shitty. do you live in a bad part of town or something? ive never heard of that happening..
jerseyforlife
No I live in a decent neighborhood, but the impound yard is filled with filthy crooks!
DONTUO Harris wow dude, thats insane.. You would think you should get the car back in the same condition it was removed.. Im sorry brother, nobody should have to go through such an ordeal
You honestly waiting longer than I ever would have, so I wouldn't even remotely feel bad. BTW, your dog is adorable!
Soooo cute peeking in the camera at us..
@@storyteller6418 I know right... such an adorable lil peanut
Black Hole Sun, Wont You Come, And Tow Away The Car...
that was actually awesome...
Thanx alot Dixie, now I gotta go listen to that song!
@@thisismagacountry1318 - Chris Cornell was suicided like alot of others. He wanted to tell the truth and that's a no no.
The guy blocking the driveway could have just parked maybe 10 feet back and not blocked anyone. Don't understand why he just didn't do that.
But, but, the shade from the tree.
The shade from the tree is nice tho. He sure got a point.
Shade from a tree is nice but he could have just bought a big Garfield shade cover for his windshield and life would be good.
moosefactory133 We, are joking.
Was being sarcastic. There was absolutely no reason to block a driveway even if it was a stupid reason as getting shade for the car.
I glad he had them towed. Some people don't care about anything but themselves.
Samuel Mason well if he he had a few beers and didn't realize what he was doing he should not have been driving in the first place. I hope you one day try that excuse in court and get thrown in jail.
john kidd exactly weed doesn't cause cancer
Samuel Mason did you watch the video? he did knock on doors.
i know a guy thats been smoking weed since before after the vietnam war and he has emphysema and other problems from it
and he didnt serve btw
Feel for you bud. Sucks you had to do it, but they gave you no choice.
You waited 1 hour which is 59 generous minutes extra that I would’ve waited.
I have people’s cars towed all the time from in front of my marked driveway. Some people just need towed......
People used to park in front of my driveway all the time, usually first thing in the morning while I was trying to go to work. No note, nothing; I would have no idea who's car it was. I'd have them towed and one of the guys came and yelled at me then next day because it cost them $350. How self centred do you have to be to not take any responsibility in that.
AmesKtown seriously... how much of an asshole can people be. the nerve of some people is just incredible
Absolutely disgusting I once had someone park blocking half the entrance to my driveway so there was no room for me to get out. When I had their car towed they had the nerve to come ring my doorbell 2 hours later cursing and everything talking about I have no heart. How stupid do you have to be to not even leave a note yet have the balls to say it's my fault. Get the fuck outta here
steve b Whose is not a word
@@anneschmidt5815 Except in the English language, you mean. "Whose" is definitely a word, and the correct one to use in this context, in the English language.
@@anneschmidt5815 "Whose is not a word"
You're an idiot.
lol at all the people angry at this dude, guess you're the sort of person to park like that then eh
this...soooo this... all day this...
You ever got a tow bill? The system is fucked and everybody that calls a tow company is helping a scammer. That is the problem, not the tow itselfe.
@@jonasf1275 Solution: Dont park there dumbass
@@jonasf1275 No, I've never gotten a tow bill, because I'm not stupid and don't block drive ways or other important areas of access. Have you ever gotten a tow bill? Was it because you parked like shit or where you shouldn't be?
Sure the tow companies might be a scam but if you were parked properly you probably wouldn't have been towed LMAO.
i was thinking the same thing. good people always get the bad end of the stick.
I can relate I’m a manager at a small grocery store and you wouldn’t believe how upset people get when u asked us them multiple times to move their cars out of the few handicap spaces we have so people who really need them can use them or to get out of the fire lane and the excuses they come up with to “justify” themselves
oh I know, I used to manage a deli and they always parked in the loading zone and the handicapped parking.. Some of the excuses are just insane.
" I'm only going to be a minute" is the usual (lie) excuse , like a minute is a pass around the rules.
Thank you for trying to get them moved. I’m a disabled veteran and need those spots.
My neighbor keeps parking his boat in front of my house so I just turned the sprinkler on so his boat will fill up with water 😂
You waited, you knocked, what the hell else were you suppose to do.
Stupid is as stupid does. Hopefully the tow fee helped shine a bit of light onto their decision making skills.
this...sooo this.. Thank you for being awesome..
The curtain dog made me smile!
little bitch always up in my biz
icheehuahua!
@@jerseyforlife she is very adorable ; )
"you guys saw it... I tried" idk why I laughed so hard at that... you're too nice man glad you got it resolved
thank you brother.. Its nice to hear that after so many people are calling me an asshole for "not trying harder", "waiting longer", or (my fav) "Just drive over the curb".. After I explained so many times why i couldn't.
Love it! You were patient enough and looked for the owner. You did what you could do. Great job!
Yesssss thank you.. so many people called me an asshole and said "you really ruined that person's day". They forget I had to leave and they were blocking my DW, not to mention by the time the tow truck got there it had been almost 2 hours.... they also forget I could have called the tow truck immediately but I didnt, I tried to find them AND the cop tried to find them..
We had to go this once...it never happened again. Sometimes, the only thing that gets thru to people, is when it takes $$$$ out of THEIR pocket. Good for you!
lol exactly, it hasn't happened again
Not when they're crazy.
They begin doing property damage to your stuff.
Then the burden of proof is on you to prove it is them, and you can't get blood from a turnip.
A hard case knot-head is lose lose. Some are willing and proud to do jail.
They'll even return after they've been evicted to harass.
There was a case in my region where a family bought a rural property from a bank repossession. It took several years to close the resale. They demolished the old house and built a new one. The former evicted tenant did arson on their new home.
Security cameras for the win
Would have loved the reaction to the missing car, bet they called it in stolen!
Or when the cops tell them why it's missing, where to find it...and pay for it :-)
You did everything you could, at least you tried to contact your neighbors first.
at least i can say i tried... some people would have went straight for the tow truck..
The "selfie" walk, it looks like a pregnant duck.
Maybe the towing fees and storage fees will teach them a lesson.
lol well it hasnt happened again so i think it may have done some good
who just parks in the front of somebody's driveway, no respect
or they were just completely oblivious to where they parked.. either way its still a dick move to block someones DW..
No respect? Who are you, Henry Hill? Or maybe Rodney Dangerfield?
They don't like you
I love the smell of Towtrucks in the morning!
"the cop agreed with me that you can clearly tell its a driveway" well yes and then he is your neighbor he should know better.
I wanna request a part 2 to see how the neighbor reacted hahaha.
Me too lol
Same here!
I was really hoping the owner would come running out when the tow truck started backing up to the car.
Justin Smith yea that would have been pretty awesome to see
"F",em...they knew better. 💸
Kudos to you for at least trying to find them. This is such a problem with my neighbors that I don't even care anymore. I've tried being polite to no avail. Now my mentality is; I don't care if it's been 5 minutes or 5 hours...I'm still having their car towed if I have to go through my lawn at all (yes that means even if they are just partially blocking my driveway.) I don't give warnings or ask them to move anymore. But hey maybe I'm just an asshole too.
I've had to do this multiple times when people park IN my driveway during fair time. It's gotten so that my favorite part of the fair is sitting on the porch with my phone waiting for someone to park there and walk away so I can call for a tow.
luvr381 ohhhh fuck that... fucking tow truck on speed dial
Yup, they'd come back and knock on the door asking where their vehicle was, I'd just tell 'em I couldn't remember which tow company I called.
hahahahaha omg that is the best response ever
luvr381 damn I'd be so annoyed at that, when we used to have our city festival they prevented people from parking in the grocery store and library parking lots for the fair in a 2 mile radius around for 8 different big businesses, everyone parked on the streets bumper to bumper, kinda miss that shit now it's gone.
Lol
You shouldn't have to drive over a curb, that is your driveway and no one is to ever block it. I can't believe the gull these people had in just parking there and thinking it was ok.
Can we have an update on what occurred after this video?
Be at rest about the rude comments, If they were in your situation, do you truly think they wouldn't have done the same thing. If they didn't , it's only because they are too afraid to stand up to what is right. Those are the kind of people that others take advantage of and walk all over them. You sir were totally in your rights.
exactly, but since its someone else and not them they feel as though they have some kind of right to talk a bunch of shit.. Thank you very much, your pretty awesome in my book.
Just ignore the detracting comments. You did the right thing. I would have done the same. Actually you were nicer about it than I would have been.
tigergreg8 You meant Gall, but your public school got in the way.
@@thisismagacountry1318 - It was probably spell check.
I moved out of Jersey 19 years ago...You couldn't pay me to go back...Good luck....
Lol who tf just parks right on somebody's front yard like that?!?
huh? you mean the person blocking the DW?
jerseyforlife Yeah. Not only was he parked in your driveway clearly blocking it (almost intentionally it looks) they parked like an ass and went all over your front yard.
i think youre mixing up the car involved. The blue car thats parked at an angle is mine (i had to get a bunch of stuff out of my trunk so I parked as close to my door as I could). The car in the street is the neighbors car.
jerseyforlife Oh XD my mistake. I now see it's the black SUV.
***** no big deal, just wanted to clarify
As I shake my head, this dude def got what he needed.
good job man!
elizabeth moscone thank you for your support :)
I wouldn't worry about being "that guy". People don't care now a days and sometimes you have to make them care. I would have done the same thing.
finally someone who gets it. Some people dont realize I didnt have to knock or wait. At least I tried and didnt go straight for the tow
Your Not "that guy" I've would of done the same.
I'm having the same problem. Doesn't matter what kind of vehicle you have, because you shouldn't have to drive thru your own yard. You did the right thing!
you did the right thing
haha I love your little Chihuahah coming to check out what's going on
☺ his little giant Chihuahua face at 2:25
e pen that's a cute observation 🤗
We have a chichi like that one. Curious fella...
you totally beat me to saying that...but so cute so true 👍💯
Chris C --> Yup, Chihuahua is very nosy. Ahahaha, experience with my own 1. I'd had him as 6 weeks old, but sadly I suddenly passed at 9 yrs old.
Great job. He will learn that lesson the hard way. No guilt needed.
You sir are a very patient person. You cared more about the owners. That was passed rude for the owner. To leave a car for any reason in front of a person driveway.
Could not agree with you more. I went WAY out of my way to try and find the owner but there's STILL people calling me the asshole for getting their car towed.
@@jerseyforlife the people calling you an asshole are the very same people who block people's driveways.
1:27 there you have it the sun is black
Capon Crunch omg Illuminati confirmed
You're racist! That sun is *colored*
I just push him away with my truck....works too
Dude I want to buy you a beer !!! I’m in Neptune nj. Make a long story short . I have this guy across the street from me and he loves having parties on weekends. Well little over a month ago his friends decide to block my driveway. I took my monster lifted f250 and hooked a chain to it and pulled it to the next corner. Then his friend did the same thing and so did I again . So glad you did that lol
I love the dog! It seems like it's curtains for the lazy neighbor! Great job!
That was a beautiful sight to behold!
Good for you!! Anyone who parks in a spot that blocks your driveway deserves to get towed!!
it almost seemed like they TRIED to block me in
I also would like to see their reaction. Also thank them for the entertainment of watching their car towed away.
Neighbors must live in peace with one another. You tried diplomacy. You did. I can't understand why neighbors are as they are.
we are very peaceful with each other. I think even if I hated them I still would have tried to get a hold of them.. I try to treat people as I would want to be treated..
jerseyforlife hey, give me an update after you came home from work.
honestly I wish I had some crazy story and video to follow up with..Nothing ever happened, they never brought it up and Ive spoken to them quite a few times since this incident..Never even apologized, i assume they are just too embarrassed to bring it up..
I would choose the most expensive towing company for em ahhaa
lol unfortunately I didnt have a choice, the cops have a certain company that does all the towing for them..Im sure it wasnt cheap though
Nothing but the best!
You did what you needed to do and went beyond being nice about it by checking multiple times before calling, waiting 40 minutes, etc. Cheers
this guy gets it...I went above and beyond what I had to do before doing anything drastic
I had a co-worker who had this kind of problem at least 3 mornings out of 5, for weeks. She didn't have time to wait for the police and a tow truck, although she did make police reports, but even getting occasional tickets didn't stop this person. She had to drive over her lawn and part of the next door neighbors lawn to get out. After weeks of this problem, the police finally went door to door at 4:00 A.M and they found out it was the boyfriend of a neighbor who had started to spend the night at her house. He got one final ticket and warned if he did it anymore he'd be towed, that finally got his attention.
To the owner of the car that was officially towed: You should NOT have blocked someone else's driveway. Consider this a lesson learned.
Well done. If I parked there and you had me towed, I'd have to realize it was 100% my fault.
I imagine they would have to realize it was there fault but a part of me thinks they literally had no iddea what they did wrong
Good for you! I wouldn't have lasted so long. It happens once, they get a ticket. Happens twice they get a ticket and towed. Thumbs UP!
I used to work swing shift Parking Enforcement and many of my calls were to situations as yours. I didn’t really care for the job in general but nothing was more rewarding than towing some inconsiderate jerk who parked in someone’s driveway.
This guy has nothing to apologize for and he was much more patient than I would've been. Seriously people, how hard is it to park legally!? Unless the block was full when they parked, there appeared to be plenty of legal spots they could have chosen.
Good job man. Some people need to be forced to be courteous. It doesn't occur to them otherwise. These people are otherwise known as assholes, and they deserve every consequence they receive.
RealityIsUndeniable I couldn't have said it better myself..
You're nicer than I would have been. The tow truck would have towed a vehicle with no windows left
If I didnt live on the main road in my town i would have considred it, It was just too risky.
How pissed was the douchebag owner after he realized his/her car was towed?
honestly no idea, he never said a word about it and Ive seen him a few times since then
Revolutional Libertarian Yeah, fuckem...block my driveway, shits gonna get towed immediately.
jerseyforlife You did the mature thing.
During Seattle Seafair Torchlight parade, people would park in our tenant garage for an office building. We tried putting up big signs warning the idiots not to park there. We once got 60 impounds in one night.
Should have left camera to record the reaction haha
loved it and what an adorable puppy
He wanted to be in the video.
1:20 Black hole sun
darthtortugas won't you come
darthtortugas Soundgarden for the win
Your chihuahua was stealing the show! 😂😂
Neighborhood bullies!! I'm glad you called the tow truck and would call them every time. 😠
"Good job!"
02:25 Best part of the video!
zudemaster Arf arf!
Excellent! former Jersey girl here-while my husband and his friend were set up in our woods to hunt, I had 6 hunters with 4 vehicles pull in to our upper driveway (Pocono woods) when we first moved in, to hunt on our property. ["but we always hunt here-- it's our right!" "we have permission from the owner to be here!" (((um, I'm the owner)))so I had to deflated all tires, unscrewed & collected tire bolts (to disable defiant vehicle owners), had 'em ticketed so we could have them towed. awww poor babies. Never a problem again--and they were all our new neighbors!
Lucia Mc so they were telling you they had permission to hunt on your property? They were parked in your driveway? Who the hell does that?
I can't say I wouldnt have done the sane exact thing as you. Usually a financial loss is enough for someone to change their ways.. Good on you!
You're far more patient than I am, I wouldn't have bothered to go knocking on doors or looking in other people's backyards, I would have called to have them towed right away if they had parked in front of my driveway and blocked me in... Some people, suffice it to say, need that kind of wake up call, many of these selfish, entitled scumbags won't learn their lesson unless it ends up costing them a bunch of money and/or a significant waste of their time for their ignorance/idiocy...
You absolutely did the right thing. I would have done it sooner, but still you're the man.
you are a legend sir..
Thank you sir.
i have a friend who gets the chains out and drags it onto the road.
Me and your friend, would be good friends. XD
jadekayak01 Your imaginary friend needs commutation skills
Like I said before , my friend is not imaginary or an electric motor so requires no "commutation" skills
No it effeminacy doesn't
I'm courteous where I deem it's needed,not you
And my life is anything but imaginary
Lol were talking to a sims 3 character lol someone hurry and make it run into a burning building
You're a saint. I'm not waiting 40 minutes for the use of my driveway I don't got them towed immediately after knocking on the door and no one answered.
joy barber by the time it was all said and done it was a lot longer than 40 min
If the tow truck for some reason wasn't able to come somethings happening. That fool doesn't get a pass. I'd be mad af too if someone blocked my stuff.
NEVER block a driveway without permission each and EVERY time. If you get permission one time don't think it is ok to do any time.
you did the right thing. i bet you from now on they will no do this again!
agreed
The person blocking the driveway must be pretty dim witted if they couldn't see that it was a driveway. You are a very patient person.
I did that with my garage in my apt complex. A guy parked his truck straight across the garages with signs everywhere. One call and the truck was gone. It was fun watching the guy pacing on his cell phone. He learned that us mere mortals have rights too.
When ur carrying the camera xD it looks like the most epic pelvic thrust!
I am pretty proficient at the thrusting of the pelvis
jerseyforlife smooth
I seen that hahaa
Expensive lesson!
In Jersey?? I KNOW those costs!!! Cheap ain't in their vocabulary! A picture of a ? is in the dictionary for cheap!
rolloverriderpgr "cheap ain't in their vocabulary!" Never laughed so hard
Castro As long as you didn't LYAO! ROFLMAO is better! Glad you got a chuckle out of it!
Blue Sky's and Safe Journeys!
Eh, it's Bay Head... These people wipe their asses with hundred dollar bills....
I've done that a few times with the neighbours in the flat next to me who think it's funny to park in the middle of the shared driveway and leave for hours or sometimes days. I'm stunned that after 6 tows and multiple notices from the landlord, they still haven't learned a damn thing
Hello! I am so sorry you had this problem. I had a similar situation myself. A neighbor actually parked their families RV in the driveway of a rental house we lived in for 6 yrs. every time (he) mowed their lawn. When they had the whole side street and driveway available. So I called the local police and they talked to them and they moved it. When they moved out they hung their toilet seat upon our mailbox and wrote "S__t on you!" Nice huh? Needless to say, we got a new mailbox and better neighbors. They told police (he) had always parked his RV there. " They were so mad they moved out
Good for you.
In considerate neighbors sometimes just have to be taught a lesson.
Why didn't they just park further back?
that is literally the same question I ask myself.. Even the cop said that..
jerseyforlife Maybe they didn't see there's a driveway. But that's on them.
Ibcn Things possible.. But my car was IN the dw. That would make me believe they literally didnt even look where they parked.
jerseyforlife Right? Most people are so into their own world they literately seem like the walking dead. Ha.
Ibcn Things it would be physically impossible for me to agree with you any more than i already do
Bro, I’m gonna be honest, you waited way longer than I would’ve. As soon as I would’ve seen it, I’d been on the phone with the police getting it towed.
Bro, You’re better than me. As soon as I looked out the window to see a car blocking my driveway, I’d call the cops. Eff that knock on the neighbors door crap!
That's their problem, regardless you shouldn't even have to go over a curb even if u had a truck , that's what they get
tell that to the idiot commenters that are convinced im an asshole..
jerseyforlife whaaat? Nooot! Lol :D Serious Wtheck, no way man, if someone's going to block a driveway or entrance of any kind to a residence or business either by ignorance or intentional, it's not for the home or business owner to accommodate that behavior in the least, not due to being mean at all ,simply because that is the owners right of way regarding entering their area, well sorry dear some folks aren't very intelligent even in a basic level, more so now days then before, hope all has been well for you since then, curious did you ever hear from the car owner after?
finally someone with a decent amount of intelligence. Ive literally been told I should have my throat slit for towing the car.. Like seriously, I waited and I tried to find them (even though I didnt have to, just for common courtesy) but somehow Im an asshole..
Agreed
@@leikilimaile2565 agreed
I would call up my buddy that owns a forklift and we would toss their car all over the road
Put it on the neighbors house
Don't think a fork lift gonna be liftin' that car...
Also it's illegal to do that sadly. I would personally put a sign up (if this was a common thing) saying "If you park in front of my driveway I have permission to spray paint your car."
I'm dealing with the same thing too, my neighbors have there own parking and they decide to park in front of my house every day!
I would have loved to see the reaction of the owner of the towed car when they returned to find their car gone.
You had every right to tow that car. Be careful, though...making a video of yourself while driving is risky.
they wouldnt do that for me when someone parked in front of my driveway, they said that I didn't have the authority to get peoples cars towed and told me to wait for a parking meter maid to drive by
who said that? the cops?
Somebody lied,,,,you don't even have to tell them who you are. Towing companies will tow their mothers car for the $250.00
i cant believe they told you that. they literally didnt ask me anything. The tow truck was like "a car blocking a DW?" and they were there before we could hang up the phone. Tow companies are kinda scummy, they make so much money just from towing a car in a situation like this. They made like $700 for about 15min of work..Where I live this shit happens all the time especially al the boardwalk by my house.. They make a KILLING around here..
to have to miss a day of work over a bad parking job would infuriate me to the extreme for sure.
This year my neighbours moved their dead dodge caravan and left it in front of my house. It sat there for at least close to two months before finally getting towed. Even though they didn't block my driveway, they were still taking up parking because they had way too many vehicles. Garage full of two vehicles, a renter who owns a vehicle, the owners who have three (plus the two in the garage which makes five that the home owners own), their two giant delivery vans they drive for work, the dead van plus siblings that come and visit and stay for days and weeks. They were taking up multiple of people's visitor parking and making the roads too narrow. My street and house became such an eyesore to me.
I would have called the cops a long time ago because the van was clearly dead, and the neighbour moved it away from their property to probably not get in trouble (although officers can easily look up the plates on it or the VIN), but I don't know how long I'll be living in my home so I didn't want to create an enemy. Even if what they were doing was wrong.
I hate community living for this very reason. And city folks move up to these small towns and bring their "I'm entitled attitude" and aggressive habits to these smaller communities and it just wrecks havoc.
You do everything right and covered your ass every step of the way. Good job.
@2:25-AGGGHHHHHHH IT'S ATTACKING!!!!!!!!!
That is a scary huge rat
rats in NY are bigger than her..
Chuck Williams Chihuahua of DEATH!!!
And maybe letting the air out one of the tyres would be the Cherry on the top - Priceless! I remember those adverts, they were great.
In my town, if that happened, the cop would've ticketed the guy, but the towing fee would've been mine to pay, and then have to sue the neighbor for it.