So if you're the opposite of MrBeast does that mean you take money from charity? or Maybe a "First to leave Circle loses $1 million" challenge coming soon?
That fact that The Onceler is one of the few villains in this series that could realistically serve their full sentence is a hilarious parallel to how actual companies in real life that endanger nature also get few repercussions for their actions
still it's kinds depressing how absolutely devastating the environment to that point only grants you $10mil in fines and 15 years, for context 10mil is about what youll need to buy a 10-15m luxury yacht so about nothing for rich people
What i love is that the onceler's sentence is realistic, not something like "10 trillion years," but rather something that in some cases isn't even as large of a sentence as what has been dealt out in real life. kinda fits the whole point of the movie pretty well
I'm actually confused by that. Shouldn't his punishment be more severe than this? Like, if the movie is anything to go by, Onceler RENDERED EARTH UNINHABITABLE, and forced people to live in these dystopian bubble cities where even air has a price tag
@@Sharlatans I mean, not really? No one in Tneedville is going around walking with a oxygen tank to breathe, they only buy bottled air because they don't have a lot of braincells. Also, unless the earth is really flippin tiny, there's no way he _actually_ destroyed every single tree in existence, maybe just drove the Truffula trees to extinction.
@@areldyperez8446 Who knows, the fate of everything outside that land was never shown to us, we never even really know what became of Onceler's estranged family, but Onceler's a cartoon villain so my instincts tell me that he really did just ruin the world.
It might be a stretch, but the poisoning of the minions could've also been categorized as mutilation, as El Macho disfigured them in a way that would've been permanent without the antidote created by Dr. Nefario, which El Macho never intended them to get.
@@ked49 *Minion* experimentation, but since they are as intelligent (Kind of), show emotion, and can (Kind of) speak for themselves, it could also be considered crimes against minianity
@@notlightbeam4889 close enough to Reality tbh. Heads of corporations whom Acts are destroying the planet are chilling in their villas right now. While the normal people and earth are suffering.
bruh this joke video is getting a bit too realistic; the people who actually destroy the world get away with less punishment than literal cartoon villains
You forgot one for El Macho. When he shows off his chest tattoo of the Mexico flag to Gru and Lucy, Gru is very uncomfortable, so it could be a charge of indecent exposure, which would nail him 5 months in jail and a $2,000 fine
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life
El Macho should also get charged with attempted fraud when he kidnaped the minions in the ice cream truck. Mainly because it was a fraudulent scheme to bait them into going near the ice cream truck, which was an attempt to use intentional deception to gain something of value.
and potential child endangerment as well, since it was shown that there were neighborhood children attracted to the ice cream truck who could have gotten caught by the trap
COUNTERS: -The charity fraud may not have been intentional. That could've been Onceler's brother just scamming him since he winked at the camera after. -"Don't let the boot hit you on the way out." By technicality can be deemed a warning that Ted responded to, proving he heard him. Potentially halving that charge. -Given how old the Onceler is, there's a chance the environmental laws might've been made after his actions. -Gru's first assault on the minor could be deemed a mutual fight given Antonio kicked his groin prior. Unnecessary as it was, that could possibly result in a lower sentence than 10 years.
i'd like to point out 3 other things once-ler did - first he deliberately drops an item (i think it was an axe or maybe a hammer) on the baby barbaloot after distracting lorax, which would probably be considered battery - right after that he tries to blame said barbaloot and claim that it chopped that tree, which could be considered an attempted frame-up - and shortly after that he was threatening lorax with said object, which is intimidation ("I would gladly pound you and your moustache into the ground!")
@@tyler1673 the animals seem to have human level intelligence, so it could probably be seen as both or just animal abuse i doubt the law says anything about self aware animals, so this one is a bit of a stretch
I wonder how the Once-ler's crimes would change if the original version of "How bad can I be" was reviewed. In it, he admits he knew that creatures were dying through his habitat destruction, and didn't care. He's far more culpable in that version.
If you look at it a certain way, Gru assaulting Antonio the first time could be seen as self defence since he literally had just kicked gru in the balls and you could say that grabbed him to stop him from doing it again
I think Antonio already knew how serious a kick in the balls is, before doing it to Gru, shaking him is nothing compared to that (I will not talk about the ice laser)
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life
Its interesting how technically the onceler could get away with most of his crime since the point of the song is that that is what most large companies actually do in real life
@@TheMastermind7259 you know who are the actual villains in the Lorax? the customer’s heck in the movie people didn’t want the thneed and the onceler was going to quit than they started asking for more than he has to chop the trees down with his family and than every tree died so u can blame on the customers not the onceler.
Gru getting pardoned is really funny since stealing the moon is by far the worst crime out of any villain since it would lead to mass animal species extinction, make some regions on earth completely unlivable due to climate, and it might even lead to a civilisation endangering ice age.
In the real world yes, but in the illumination world besides the surfer and werewolf gag it showed that the moon isn’t that important to sustaining life.
Actuality, you missed quite a few ones for the onceler. Here’s the real amount of crimes he committed: -Charity Fraud -OSHA Violations -Slander -Illegal Logging -Pollution -Eco Terrorism -Abuse -Assault And Battery -Reckless Endangerment -Environmental Laws -Deforestation He got most of them, but missed a couple. Still very funny vid and keep it up!
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life
at least now he got a sentence and fines that he can actually afford, meaning he the only one among these 3 to have a chance of comming out alive after this
@@David-gj9qr not prison, but you could maybe consider it like house arrest, though I don't think he has an ankle monitor on. Who knows though? we never see his ankle.
@@thetruegoldenknight btw, in case anyone doesn't know what I mean, Walmart gets tax breaks by donating to charity, except the Waltons also own the charity in question, and since charity only have to legally use a relatively small amount of their income in actual charity efforts (20% I think), they do exactly that and keep the rest.
@@tentaclesmod Also, I just realized where the name "Walmart" comes from: an abbreviation of "Waltons' Market". Off topic, but still, fun-fact...unless I am incorrect.
@@tentaclesmod Don't forget the not-illegal-but-should-be-illegal practice of asking customers to "round up their total for charity" which is really me giving the company that money so they can make the donation n get a tax write-off. Seriously, this practice is crazy common n shouldn't be allowed, y'all just donate directly to charities you want to support. Make it a habit in your daily life instead of depending on a billion dollar corporation to do the right thing
11:09 I'd argue there it was self-defense as the boy kicked him in the balls first. But hey, if I were Gru's lawyer, it would be impossible to defend him from other stuff he has done lol.
If Gru simply shoved or hit the child, I could see that being classified as self-defense, but Gru grabbed and shook him for a prolonged period of time, so I would say that charge was justified.
The factory is also under Gru’s home which is probably a zoning code violation in both local and California state laws meaning his home would probably have to be demolished with the factory along with a fine. I wish I had Minions, they'd be extremely helpful not only around my palace but also working on our missile program. They have the spirit to protect a country against a big threat.
@Eren B. no real lose there if it's the rattler. They number of rodents they consume doesn't come anywhere close to the damage they cause to both human and animal populations. They are like roachs, they exist but the environment won't miss them unlike Boas, we need them lol.
I'm pretty sure the Onceler could also be charged with animal cruelty because during the song "How bad can I be?" he knocked one of the bear creatures off a little table after petting it and he also stole food from them.
“And this poor minion getting physical damage to his head” 10:17 The minions have been on earth since the Stone Age they went through all the events that happened to earth they experienced the Napoleon war Independence Day D day World war 1 World war 2 Vietnam war And Covid 19 Although the only thing they like is bananas is which is SUS📸 Their live are still normal for all of eternity they will experience every day as it was like yesterday cause minions lives are just sad cause they will just witness every get destroyed and rebuilt again until it stops And they are still there sitting and just doing what they like too do all day long So get a brief view on the things minions experience in their daily lives although they are cute they have witnessed everything
Gru literally after all of the sentences he had for committing the crimes he did gets taken off because of of a pardon from a secret org, he is the first villain in this entire thing to achieve that and I couldn’t be happier about it.
In my opinion the thing where he turns the minions into the purple things would be biological warfare (for reasons I would struggle to explain) which is (I think) against the Geneva convention, thus making El Macho a war criminal, and rather than him having such a sentence, would most likely be put to death via electric chair
From the UN page: "Biological weapons disseminate disease-causing organisms or toxins to harm or kill humans, animals or plants." However you class the minions, there's the argument that was was in the syringe would be classified as a toxin given the reactions to injection. They would still have to be tried as a war criminal before execution, but there would be some serious scrutiny on the country where the operation took place.
That was probably the most life saving pardon ever. Imagine being literally infinite dollars in debt, then one day, suddenly having it all pardoned, and being given an excellent job opportunity.
The two most hilarious things in the video is that Gru got pardoned, then proceeded to do more crimes. The second was that El Macho beat the Onceler’s crimes by his first crime. Keep up the good work!
Very late but Antonio gets frozen in 11:11 so the “it’s half of what the minor did” argument kinda goes away. Also I don’t think Antonio struck first on the second assault.
@@d1kgaws12Yeah. In reality, I would say maybe no sentence on the first one because it was mutual. For the second one, yeah 10 years probably since this was a bit after they already tustled.
I do have a defense for El Macho (even though it’s not gonna do much) this also applies to the Onceler: They have been in hiding for definitely more than seven years, which is long enough for it to be looked over I’m pretty sure, unless they did something serious like kill someone. They were considered dangerous and did endanger people but weren’t shown actually killing them or causing too much damage to them.
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life
How is it that El Macho of all characters accumulates TWO death sentences, but HOMELANDER of all villains, one who deserves one the most so far, didn't get a single one!? It's just mind-boggling.
It would be nice if you cited the laws from the specific countries of origin. For the onceler, the movie is full of American accents, and Dr. Seuss was American. El Macho was Mexican (IIRC) I think you get the idea
@@dogcat823 well Tbf I don’t think it can apply since they are technically humanoid they have thumbs don’t they? Even so they can work and can have emotions so I do think OSHA rules apply or it would be animal abuse
@@dogcat823 Well... they are treated like humans but thats a different story. The real concern is more that Gru is an independent employer which OSHA doesn't cover. That means worksite accidents; including to Gru since he's human, can't be covered. OSHA doesn't cover independent firms and groups who work outside certain contracts, so even if the minions could file for it, they can't get it anyway. They would have to form a Union first and then they could qualify. Kind of why even though they aren't human (people treat them like they are) they might get away with it if a Union Rep can say otherwise... Despicable Me is weird man...
I love how the guy that basically ruined most of the earth got a shorter sentence and smaller fine than the guy who just abducted some off brand sponge bobs
1:45 For the Onceler, maybe, even if this is in a musical sequence, considering the speakers are depicted to be large enough to blow over several trees, it should definitely count as disturbing the peace (Noise Disturbance) ( According to google, it is illegal for any resident to knowingly create loud and unreasonable noises as a means of disturbing another.) this could land him with 90 days in prison and a maximum fine of 400 dollars. Also, considering the size of the speakers, it definitely left a few people deaf, which would probably count as assault in some form
Honestly, counting Onceler`s revenue at 1:20 and counting minions at 5:40 show how brutal this guy investigates the details of movies. Also, congratultions on getting sponsored! Your content deserves to be paid
I'd say El Macho mutating the minions would constitute human experimentation. They aren't by definition "humans" but are sapient enough to have culture and fundamental language so it works
That would matter if El Macho wasn’t charged with: Grand larceny Smuggling Mass kidnapping Assault and battery (3 times) Animal abuse Property damage Bank robbery Grand theft auto Mass poisoning Fucking WAR CRIMES Crimes against peace Child endangerment First degree attempted murder Assault with murder intentions Framing
@@mariavictoriaantipolo1994he got excused of all of his crimes and didn’t have to pay/ or have anything because he helped avl/ica/cia/fbi/swat/police and more for getting rid of some criminals, and in the end it was still a little.
characters charged for their crimes ranked: 1. Drago Bludvist: 4 death, 2 years (3,266) 2. El Macho: 2 death, 2 life, 253.5 years (2,040) 3. Red Death: 6 life, 64 years (528) 4. Vector: 2 life, 112 years (267) 5. Gru: life, 95.25 years (173) 6. Humpty Alexander Dumpty: 39.5 years (40) 7. Chantel DuBois: 31.5 years (32) 8. Gru pt2: 20 years (20) 9. The Onceler: 15 years (15) 10. Aloysius O’ Hare: 6 years (6) 1. El Macho: 2 death, 2 life, 253.5 years (2,040) 2. Gru pt2: 20 years (20) 3. The Onceler: 15 years (15) score: (death sentences*816) + (life sentences*77.3) + years death = 816, life = 77.3, average life expectancy in us. why 816? originally i was going to do 38.1, the average age in the us. but death sentences are only for the most severe cases so i thought it needed a much higher number. i took the number of people serving life (53,000) divided by the number of people on death row (2,474 in 2021) times 38.1.
You forgot the food cleanliness violations in Gru's factory. We see in 10:44 some of the jam in the process is left behind with no clear option for cleaning it out, nor a window of time to clean it out as since this is such a big machine for one batch Try would have to sacrifice time and energy lowering in and pulling out minions to clean up the leftovers. Which Gru doesn't seem to be doing, leaving the jam to rot and contaminate future batches. Not only that but the minions that are squishing the fruit seem to be wearing regular workshoes, which might be why the jam tastes awful.
*Not only that but the minions that are squishing the fruit seem to be wearing regular workshoes, which might be why the jam tastes awful.* I'M LITERALLY DYING AT THIS!
@@beaner1014 Two problems. 1) you cannot fine an animal because you can't serve them in court 2) Theres a huge difference between harming an animal for enjoyment or no reason at all and an animal hurting another animal for sustenance and/or self defense.
Technically the Lorax could get a similar prison sentence as the Once-ler since in the movie he puts the Bed that the Once-ler is sleeping on into a river, which is not only unlawfully driving someone off their land, but could be charged as attempted murder, leading the Lorax to be given a 5-15 year prison sentence and a 50 - 100,000 fine!
I would have to disagree on the whole “minion with a jar stuck to his head sues gru and has to under go therapy” argument. As shown in the minions movie, minions are indestructible and will follow their boss no matter what. So not only does his loyalty keep him from suing, but also the lack of damage done to the minion would also keep him from filing a lawsuit.
When it was revealed that Lucy was strapped to a rocket, you could've also tacked on a lot of years for numreous counts of illegal possession of a destructive device (explosives). Also it wouldn't be a stretch to guess that they were stolen, purchased, and sold illegally.
Knowing he also launched this later in the movie, it’s presumed this results in thousands of homicides, warranting hundreds of death penalties. (1 per 100)
I think it’s important to talk about the mental fatigue characters like these place on others. NO ONE talks about the therapy many people need after they interact with these evil shenanigans!
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life
this pretty much applies to anyone interested in pursuing criminal law, but it's funny to know what our childhood villains are liable for if, of course, the authorities are able to catch them.
At 10:39 I'm just imagining that minion in therapy as part of the movie Therapist: So what brings you in today? Minion: Babado, Gabofee Di Tor. Therapist: ...Uh huh.
I love how El Macho has the biggest crime counts (so far) in Illumination villan count. Ironic considering he is like one of the nicest villans of all time
@@carla-ge3ysWhile people likely will harp on it as an "excuse", it does make some sense - after all, he originally wasn't sure how to go about the Thneeds, and his mother gave him a suggestion, which he obliged to, eventually getting drunk on the corporate greed as he spiraled down further into it
Which villains would you like to see next?
part 1 here - th-cam.com/video/ONTyZfg42j4/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=MOUSAIT
Me personally? James Bond Villains.
What are you gonna do when you run out of villains?
Blue sky villains
Dr eggman from the sonic movie!
Scarlet overkill
Love how not even 30 secs in, El macho has a larger sentence than the once ler ever did
Had me cracking up the entire time
He's just too powerful
I know
Shows how little the law cares about the environment
How do two death penalties work
I love have El Macho's first action on screen immediately outdoes the Onceler's entire career.
It does tell a lot about governments prioritys
@@Nico_com_c which movie is he from
@@missm3199 Despicable me 2. He's the sole reason to why that movie is even watchable.
@@Nico_com_c El Macho was more dangerous and probably murdered people via endangerment in that first scene alone.
@@danialtarki572 Idk man, almost depleting the world from breathable air sounds worse
I love how almost all of The Oncelers crimes are commited in the song ”How bad can i be?”
So if you're the opposite of MrBeast does that mean you take money from charity?
or Maybe a "First to leave Circle loses $1 million" challenge coming soon?
@@GolenCheeseIt To be fair, "Last to leave circle gets $1 million" could be "i give my friends each $1 million and whoever leaves the circle loses it"
HOW BA A A AD CAN I BE
that’s when they show how many crimes he did lol
@@flowerdia0966 bad
That fact that The Onceler is one of the few villains in this series that could realistically serve their full sentence is a hilarious parallel to how actual companies in real life that endanger nature also get few repercussions for their actions
The said companies’s presidents should be unalived via animals or Chinese water tourture
still it's kinds depressing how absolutely devastating the environment to that point only grants you $10mil in fines and 15 years, for context 10mil is about what youll need to buy a 10-15m luxury yacht so about nothing for rich people
“Every 60 seconds in Africa”
@@Mrnothing152”a minute passes”
@@frostyelwood9898 "Together we can stop this!".
I like how Gru is the only villain until now to ever get pardoned, and he deserves it.
Yes
And then he gets 20 years right after that
This is a great video
Yes
i was honestly super happy about that, he does deserve it hehe
I like how even if Gru is tehincally a hero he has still done enough crimes to be covered in two parts(potentially more)
He should do If heroes were charged for crimes as well.
Gru seems like an antihero.
Villans can be protagonists too
I mean he was in 3 movies
@@JoLol20 he was the main character in 4, and appeared in 5
Man, this guy really just blew up out of nowhere, to the point where he can get sponsorship deals in no time.
True
true
Sponsored segments are always annoying, yet it's always nice to see a channel grow to a point where it's able to get them.
Weird that.
True chain rise up
ye lol
What i love is that the onceler's sentence is realistic, not something like "10 trillion years," but rather something that in some cases isn't even as large of a sentence as what has been dealt out in real life. kinda fits the whole point of the movie pretty well
I'm actually confused by that. Shouldn't his punishment be more severe than this? Like, if the movie is anything to go by, Onceler RENDERED EARTH UNINHABITABLE, and forced people to live in these dystopian bubble cities where even air has a price tag
@@Sharlatans thats how corportate crimes work. u mostly get a spank on the wrist and have to pay up some money
@@daveadoforblesse9710 damn
@@Sharlatans I mean, not really? No one in Tneedville is going around walking with a oxygen tank to breathe, they only buy bottled air because they don't have a lot of braincells. Also, unless the earth is really flippin tiny, there's no way he _actually_ destroyed every single tree in existence, maybe just drove the Truffula trees to extinction.
@@areldyperez8446 Who knows, the fate of everything outside that land was never shown to us, we never even really know what became of Onceler's estranged family, but Onceler's a cartoon villain so my instincts tell me that he really did just ruin the world.
It’s funny because the onceler literally said to the Lorax “I haven’t done anything illegal” even though he did multiple illegal things.
has multi million dollar fines moments (MORE THAN HE EVEN MADE from his product)
Very funny☠💀💀☠
JUST LIKE A REAL CEO
Frrr
Apparently he “had permits” and he has a lot of money, which sadly, is the most important thing here, making everything he is doing technically legal
It might be a stretch, but the poisoning of the minions could've also been categorized as mutilation, as El Macho disfigured them in a way that would've been permanent without the antidote created by Dr. Nefario, which El Macho never intended them to get.
And human experimentation
@@ked49 *Minion* experimentation, but since they are as intelligent (Kind of), show emotion, and can (Kind of) speak for themselves, it could also be considered crimes against minianity
@@ked49 Technically you're right cause he did it to himself.
He'd probably get something for that injection stuff not being approved by the fda?
@@Bioinfo123 that's not how it works he basically used a thing to make him stronger and would probably be use of illegal drugs
I love that the Onceler commits so much crimes just by creating a music video that was created without a greenscreen
HAHAH FR
FR FR
And el macho just surpasses all of it in 5 seconds
Still love him tho
I find it hilarious that El Macho, in the span of 5 seconds, not only surpassed, but literally doubled the Once-Ler's charges.
Watching El Macho surpass the Onceler's sentence in like 10 seconds is absurdly funny
bruh true
Even though the onceler basically doomed the entire world
@@notlightbeam4889 close enough to Reality tbh. Heads of corporations whom Acts are destroying the planet are chilling in their villas right now. While the normal people and earth are suffering.
Especially when you realize the Onceler kinda destroyed the earth
bruh this joke video is getting a bit too realistic; the people who actually destroy the world get away with less punishment than literal cartoon villains
You forgot one for El Macho. When he shows off his chest tattoo of the Mexico flag to Gru and Lucy, Gru is very uncomfortable, so it could be a charge of indecent exposure, which would nail him 5 months in jail and a $2,000 fine
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life
Not only that, having a tattoo of the Mexican flag is illegal by Mexican law
@@randomidiot8480 wait what
@@randomidiot8480 oh wow I didn’t know that
@@randomidiot8480 excuse me *what*
El Macho should also get charged with attempted fraud when he kidnaped the minions in the ice cream truck. Mainly because it was a fraudulent scheme to bait them into going near the ice cream truck, which was an attempt to use intentional deception to gain something of value.
Damn. You got a good point there.
@cock seriously
I feel like everyone is missing that him faking his death is also quite illegal-
and potential child endangerment as well, since it was shown that there were neighborhood children attracted to the ice cream truck who could have gotten caught by the trap
@@KnightRider5001 faking your death isn't really illegal, its just basically impossible to do without committing a lot fraud
*_"I have done NOTHING illegal."_* - The oncelers famous last words
COUNTERS:
-The charity fraud may not have been intentional. That could've been Onceler's brother just scamming him since he winked at the camera after.
-"Don't let the boot hit you on the way out." By technicality can be deemed a warning that Ted responded to, proving he heard him. Potentially halving that charge.
-Given how old the Onceler is, there's a chance the environmental laws might've been made after his actions.
-Gru's first assault on the minor could be deemed a mutual fight given Antonio kicked his groin prior. Unnecessary as it was, that could possibly result in a lower sentence than 10 years.
Woah
That's his father not brother
I think the Onceler's actions are the reason we have environmental laws
@@BerriesAnCreamL
@@HereJune ??
I love how at one point Gru got 2 life sentences and an infinite fine yet still evaded the death penalty.
Meanwhile El Macho got 2 lmao
To be fair, Gru didn't kill anyone whereas El Macho did more.
@@stevele987 u don't have to kill someone to get death penalty gru literally stole the moon he could've littrally killed alot people
@@coreywilson8161 but there no were witnesses, ie us. So yeah... no dp
@@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587 u don't need a witness to get gru to death penalty lol the hell
i'd like to point out 3 other things once-ler did
- first he deliberately drops an item (i think it was an axe or maybe a hammer) on the baby barbaloot after distracting lorax, which would probably be considered battery
- right after that he tries to blame said barbaloot and claim that it chopped that tree, which could be considered an attempted frame-up
- and shortly after that he was threatening lorax with said object, which is intimidation ("I would gladly pound you and your moustache into the ground!")
The only question being if that would be animal abuse or battery.
@@tyler1673 the animals seem to have human level intelligence, so it could probably be seen as both
or just animal abuse
i doubt the law says anything about self aware animals, so this one is a bit of a stretch
Watching Gru's sentence immediately skyrocket back up after he was pardoned was incredibly hilarious
Yep lol
I mean he is pardoned and it would treated as community service while he is working for the Anti-Villain League
And his sentence was a continuation.
Definition of “We do a little trolling”
Don’t worry guys, El Macho is immortal since his 2 life sentences evens out his 2 death penalties. Very macho indeed.
Yoso tyure . i'm so sorry -imagine -dragons v crap c . th-cam.com/video/bpV0Zk63kpQ/w-d-xo.html
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Um
Checks out
@@SCP--oz6oz did the math and he’s right. Even Dr. Bright confirms that’s true.
El Macho is such a gigachad that he quite literally pulled off the crime of the century and got the largest sentence in the video within 10 seconds
Shen with Genocide, Ressurection and Usurping The Throne crimes on his lawsuit: Am I a joke to you?
Not as big as Drago Bludvist.
Dude's a macho
Drago blood fist got a death penalty in the first 10 seconds
I mean el macho wont die, he got 2 lifes and 2 deaths
i love the vine boom for every crime that the person got at an aftermath, its the most realistic thing to make at youtube. keep it up!
I wonder how the Once-ler's crimes would change if the original version of "How bad can I be" was reviewed. In it, he admits he knew that creatures were dying through his habitat destruction, and didn't care. He's far more culpable in that version.
how are you first in front of someone with 3.1k likes
Biggering slaps
It could also be children and people
i mean he still did the same things whether he knew the effects or not I think he would still get the same sentence
truuuueee. I swear, he'd actually be EVIL if that song was put in, yk?
If you look at it a certain way, Gru assaulting Antonio the first time could be seen as self defence since he literally had just kicked gru in the balls and you could say that grabbed him to stop him from doing it again
yeah
I think Antonio already knew how serious a kick in the balls is, before doing it to Gru, shaking him is nothing compared to that (I will not talk about the ice laser)
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life
Love how Gru's sentences went from 91 years + Factory shutdown, to nothing, and went back to a factory shutdown, plus a $250k Lawsuit.
And another 20 years in prision lol
and points off his license
all within a few scene transisions
and a literal infinite fine
How do you even pardon an infinite fine
Its interesting how technically the onceler could get away with most of his crime since the point of the song is that that is what most large companies actually do in real life
Let’s see if he can lobby his way outta this one
8:06 You could also argue a hostage charge, because Lucy was held against her will by El Macho and he threatened (later attempted) to kill her.
To be fair his chicken did that. The attemption I mean.
@@thetester755 El Macho was pushing on the button, but a Minion took the remote before he could fully press it. He attempted it.
@@samdalseide5060 that would be intent to kill, right?
@@theguywhoseinsideyourwalls9153 It would be for sure.
I love how El Macho got a bigger sentence than The Onceler in 7 seconds
The onceler was just a reckless entrepreneur, el Macho is doing actually illegal things.
Ikr?
@@poyraz.TV456 still love once-ler more. He literally could kill the entire world with only one crime.
@@TheMastermind7259 you know who are the actual villains in the Lorax? the customer’s heck in the movie people didn’t want the thneed and the onceler was going to quit than they started asking for more than he has to chop the trees down with his family and than every tree died so u can blame on the customers not the onceler.
@@Reddeadidiot he didnt replant, so its still his fault
Gru getting pardoned is really funny since stealing the moon is by far the worst crime out of any villain since it would lead to mass animal species extinction, make some regions on earth completely unlivable due to climate, and it might even lead to a civilisation endangering ice age.
But it's okay because he put it back before anyone noticed. Y'know, besides the surfer and the werewolf.
@@mattsodano6264 they also have no proof that he did do that
In the real world yes, but in the illumination world besides the surfer and werewolf gag it showed that the moon isn’t that important to sustaining life.
Actuality, you missed quite a few ones for the onceler.
Here’s the real amount of crimes he committed:
-Charity Fraud
-OSHA Violations
-Slander
-Illegal Logging
-Pollution
-Eco Terrorism
-Abuse
-Assault And Battery
-Reckless Endangerment
-Environmental Laws
-Deforestation
He got most of them, but missed a couple. Still very funny vid and keep it up!
It's incredible that El Macho gets 3 years for assulting the snake, but only 6 months for assulting a human
The US legal system is fucked
Exactly
The justice system truly is run by scalies
To be fair the snake was in more danger then the actual human
@@justasentientmclarenp1879 The human that got thrown towards a shelf full of alcohol bottles?
An elderly human
It is a crime that "having Tumblr fangirls" was not a crime for Oncler.
Yes
Truely, the worst crime imaginable
Its a crime that "starting the tumblr sexyman phenomenon" isn't a crime for the oncler.
Regardless, his cell is bound to be filled with love letters from his fans 💀💀
@@anarchytheangel346 Now im thinking about those people who have babies while in jail.... I think the onceler would have a lot of those
It might be fun to have a episode showing the crimes of the heros/good guys.
That’s a great idea, like so mousait can see!
True
YES
Also the Once-ler:
*"I'VE DONE NOTHING ILLEGAL, I HAVE MY RIGHT."*
He is the hero of the story. They needed to get rid of those awful things, and bring about a beautiful world like Thneedville.
love how the onceler spends many years committing crimes to build up to a 5.5m fine, and el macho gets 5x that in less than ten seconds
Truly one of the greats
I don’t love it, it’s too real. That someone who destroys the world would get such a relatively small crime is extremely depressing
And that is assuming the full weight of the law, when in reality a fraction of that would gappen
I think it’s so bad that even when Gru’s huge past sentence is wiped clean, he still has big charge seconds later 😂
Well hey, at least he no longer has a fine of infinity dollars
@@JetFalcon710 True 😆
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life
@@otheraccount903 Nah, I am forever immune to this dumbass copypasta
at least now he got a sentence and fines that he can actually afford, meaning he the only one among these 3 to have a chance of comming out alive after this
Honestly with how long The Onceler was in that house,its safe to say he served his sentence. Now he just need to pay the 10.5Mil he owes.
I suspect he would
@@matityaloran9157 he probably doesn't have it anymore
Well even assuming that's the case, he still has 2 years to serve since he did the assault right before he left the house.
Well living in isolation of your own home doesn't count as prison. You're just living in your own home but not leaving
@@David-gj9qr not prison, but you could maybe consider it like house arrest, though I don't think he has an ankle monitor on. Who knows though? we never see his ankle.
Its always nice to know that the villan probably needs multiple lives to live out his sentences
Well, except for the Once-Ler, he can legit just carry out his sentence
@@ordinarylittlebastard3248hes too big to fail anyway…
OR IS HE
The onceler did 6 entire crimes in the span of 1 song, i dont want to imagine how more there would be if biggering never got cancelled
INSANE!!🤑🤑🤑
Onceler be like: make Thneeds=💰💰=🤑🤑=🙅♂🌲=🔒🏠=😃😃
Maybe the same, but like, it's more truly evil in biggering tho.
"Charity fraud is a serious offense" And yet the Walmart owners have yet to see a single day of prison...
Makes you wonder if, maybe, evil CAN win in our universe...
@@thetruegoldenknight btw, in case anyone doesn't know what I mean, Walmart gets tax breaks by donating to charity, except the Waltons also own the charity in question, and since charity only have to legally use a relatively small amount of their income in actual charity efforts (20% I think), they do exactly that and keep the rest.
@@tentaclesmod !!RECOOME KICK!!
@@tentaclesmod Also, I just realized where the name "Walmart" comes from: an abbreviation of "Waltons' Market". Off topic, but still, fun-fact...unless I am incorrect.
@@tentaclesmod Don't forget the not-illegal-but-should-be-illegal practice of asking customers to "round up their total for charity" which is really me giving the company that money so they can make the donation n get a tax write-off. Seriously, this practice is crazy common n shouldn't be allowed, y'all just donate directly to charities you want to support. Make it a habit in your daily life instead of depending on a billion dollar corporation to do the right thing
I love how the corporate villains are sentenced to paying the largest fines, but very little else.
Just like real life
Sounds accurate to real life
It honestly makes sense tho
Couse they did not done big damage to health and did not tried to kill somebody?
@@markfreenick oncler kinda killed the planet itself
11:09 I'd argue there it was self-defense as the boy kicked him in the balls first. But hey, if I were Gru's lawyer, it would be impossible to defend him from other stuff he has done lol.
If Gru simply shoved or hit the child, I could see that being classified as self-defense, but Gru grabbed and shook him for a prolonged period of time, so I would say that charge was justified.
@@Mason_Blondeau it depends on if gru shook the kid to keep him from hurting him even further. Hard to really determine that though.
The factory is also under Gru’s home which is probably a zoning code violation in both local and California state laws meaning his home would probably have to be demolished with the factory along with a fine.
I wish I had Minions, they'd be extremely helpful not only around my palace but also working on our missile program. They have the spirit to protect a country against a big threat.
Nobody gives a fuck about california
@@guangxi1654The US economy certainly does given that California’s economy accounts for a whopping 15% of the nation’s GDP.
@@mikeybroski3686 "Um acktually 🤓"
Love how abusing a snake is three years but grabbing someone by the head and throwing them is six months
Edit: MOM I'M FAMOUS
Animals are people too! Think of the years of therapy for the poor snake.
Yeah cuz if humans wish snakes can go extinct pretty quickly.
@Eren B. no real lose there if it's the rattler. They number of rodents they consume doesn't come anywhere close to the damage they cause to both human and animal populations. They are like roachs, they exist but the environment won't miss them unlike Boas, we need them lol.
That's literally what I was thinking. It should be reversed.
Ikr💀
I'm pretty sure the Onceler could also be charged with animal cruelty because during the song "How bad can I be?" he knocked one of the bear creatures off a little table after petting it and he also stole food from them.
Yeah
“And this poor minion getting physical damage to his head”
10:17
The minions have been on earth since the Stone Age they went through all the events that happened to earth they experienced the Napoleon war Independence Day
D day
World war 1
World war 2
Vietnam war
And Covid 19
Although the only thing they like is bananas is which is SUS📸
Their live are still normal for all of eternity they will experience every day as it was like yesterday cause minions lives are just sad cause they will just witness every get destroyed and rebuilt again until it stops
And they are still there sitting and just doing what they like too do all day long
So get a brief view on the things minions experience in their daily lives although they are cute they have witnessed everything
They have Not experienced ww1 or ww2 cuz they were in isolation
Gru literally after all of the sentences he had for committing the crimes he did gets taken off because of of a pardon from a secret org, he is the first villain in this entire thing to achieve that and I couldn’t be happier about it.
I love how El Macho got both death sentences and life sentences.
4 life sentences and 2 death sentences
What happens there, anyway? Does he stay in prison until they have the time to execute him?
@@samdalseide5060 That’s how the death penalty works
@@amandahugenkiss2310 but what happens if the Prisionier dies before the Day of the Death penalty?
@@ThePlagueDoctor1490 That’s actually very common due to the long appeal process. They don’t execute because the prisoner is already dead.
In my opinion the thing where he turns the minions into the purple things would be biological warfare (for reasons I would struggle to explain) which is (I think) against the Geneva convention, thus making El Macho a war criminal, and rather than him having such a sentence, would most likely be put to death via electric chair
And there’d probably be also counts for each minion of mutilation, torture, and human(?) experimentation, which is most likely a war crime
@@soundslikeskrillex9799 human experimentation is a crime against humanity, so death penalty
this means el macho commited a war crime, Poisoning, Mutilation & Brainwashing
From the UN page: "Biological weapons disseminate disease-causing organisms or toxins to harm or kill humans, animals or plants." However you class the minions, there's the argument that was was in the syringe would be classified as a toxin given the reactions to injection. They would still have to be tried as a war criminal before execution, but there would be some serious scrutiny on the country where the operation took place.
That was probably the most life saving pardon ever. Imagine being literally infinite dollars in debt, then one day, suddenly having it all pardoned, and being given an excellent job opportunity.
i love how gru was pardoned then did the crimes again like he never did anything wrong in the first place
The two most hilarious things in the video is that Gru got pardoned, then proceeded to do more crimes. The second was that El Macho beat the Onceler’s crimes by his first crime. Keep up the good work!
That and getting sued by a Minion
gru's "assault of a minor" can be partially justified by self defense as it is around half of what the minor did.
Yeah, because Antonio struck first by kicking Gru in the nuts.
Very late but Antonio gets frozen in 11:11 so the “it’s half of what the minor did” argument kinda goes away. Also I don’t think Antonio struck first on the second assault.
@@d1kgaws12Yeah. In reality, I would say maybe no sentence on the first one because it was mutual. For the second one, yeah 10 years probably since this was a bit after they already tustled.
I do have a defense for El Macho (even though it’s not gonna do much) this also applies to the Onceler: They have been in hiding for definitely more than seven years, which is long enough for it to be looked over I’m pretty sure, unless they did something serious like kill someone. They were considered dangerous and did endanger people but weren’t shown actually killing them or causing too much damage to them.
I can’t believe MOUSAIT took thee time to count every single minion in the ice cream truck scene. That just goes to show how dedicated he is.
Gru: *commits terrible crimes*
Avl: He is good now :)
Gru: *commits terrible crimes again like a boss*
> Minions:
Kid Gru: Assulted already defeated vilians, Theft
Mother: Lacks supervision for Gru (What category of Charge?)
@@TheGoldNinja101 child neglect?
@@TheGoldNinja101 Plus, in the original Minions he stole the Crown of England, which would be considered grand larceny and possibly treason.
@@TheGoldNinja101 child neglect
Get Ready For The… “Let’s just appreciate the hard work this guy puts into his vids to make us laugh”
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life
I love how "Sued $250k by Minion" is an actual charge
El macho having the most sentences ever seems appropriate considering he's a legendary villain
This is easily the best series on TH-cam I’ve seen in months
Right?!
I wonder when he will get to Disney villians
How is it that El Macho of all characters accumulates TWO death sentences, but HOMELANDER of all villains, one who deserves one the most so far, didn't get a single one!? It's just mind-boggling.
He’s Mexican.
@@changkaishrek3071 💀
Homelander does deserve so much worse, however he hasn’t done the same amount/scale of crimes that the Macho has done.
@@changkaishrek3071 BRO
Homelander never committed war crimes, plus I don't think an electric chair could kill him
“I haven’t done anything illegal”
-the onceler, 2012
It would be nice if you cited the laws from the specific countries of origin. For the onceler, the movie is full of American accents, and Dr. Seuss was American.
El Macho was Mexican (IIRC)
I think you get the idea
but he is in America and commits war crimes
@@SirToaster9330 But he goes to not america and commits war crimes there
I love how Gru is pardoned of all his crimes; and then its immediate OSHA violations
Agian
I swear that scene was before the pardon
Give that the minions are human osha rules wouldn’t apply
@@dogcat823 well Tbf I don’t think it can apply since they are technically humanoid they have thumbs don’t they? Even so they can work and can have emotions so I do think OSHA rules apply or it would be animal abuse
@@dogcat823 Well... they are treated like humans but thats a different story. The real concern is more that Gru is an independent employer which OSHA doesn't cover. That means worksite accidents; including to Gru since he's human, can't be covered. OSHA doesn't cover independent firms and groups who work outside certain contracts, so even if the minions could file for it, they can't get it anyway. They would have to form a Union first and then they could qualify.
Kind of why even though they aren't human (people treat them like they are) they might get away with it if a Union Rep can say otherwise...
Despicable Me is weird man...
I love how the guy that basically ruined most of the earth got a shorter sentence and smaller fine than the guy who just abducted some off brand sponge bobs
😨
Gru had an infinite dollar fine though
justice system for ya
@@newstartyt3700 ...for a while. He got a AVL Pardon, hereby erasing his infinite dollar fine.
all the onceler had to do was use a ladder to pick the leaves off easier and he could’ve avoided at least 90% of those crimes
1:45 For the Onceler, maybe, even if this is in a musical sequence, considering the speakers are depicted to be large enough to blow over several trees, it should definitely count as disturbing the peace (Noise Disturbance) ( According to google, it is illegal for any resident to knowingly create loud and unreasonable noises as a means of disturbing another.) this could land him with 90 days in prison and a maximum fine of 400 dollars. Also, considering the size of the speakers, it definitely left a few people deaf, which would probably count as assault in some form
That’s a good point
It wouldn't be considered assault but battery. Assault is threatening someone while Battery is actually injuring someone
I never noticed that as a crime
To be fair the onceler is depicted as tall in that scene too, but he isn’t as tall really
the story is from the past thought. how much of this was punished in the 70s?
I love how the onceler was instantly charged when the boot hit the kid 🤣
He was kind enough to warm him, at least… 😅
Honestly, counting Onceler`s revenue at 1:20 and counting minions at 5:40 show how brutal this guy investigates the details of movies.
Also, congratultions on getting sponsored! Your content deserves to be paid
8:57 how the heck do you charge someone for both death and life penalty
9:44 that was the ultimate joke and a massive comeback from Gru.
20 years and then kill ‘‘em with…the chair
Considering how El Macho’s sentence consists of 200 years, that’s roughly two lifespans. Makes sense.
He also has two death sentences.
@@deleetiusproductions3497 And two life sentances, so 6-7 lives.
That’s right. Assuming if the average lifespan is 70 or 80 years.
@@DrippycatBigmoney69 life sentence isn’t for life it’s 25 years
@@nununununi4840 True, but he already has a sentence of 200 yrs+, he’ll be long gone in prison regardless.
I'd say El Macho mutating the minions would constitute human experimentation. They aren't by definition "humans" but are sapient enough to have culture and fundamental language so it works
it could also go as mutilation because there wasnt a cure at thst time
@@kabeam5643 mutilation and brain washing
In animated movies, they really should consider adding in handrails to factories so that the characters don’t violate OSHA.
That would matter if El Macho wasn’t charged with:
Grand larceny
Smuggling
Mass kidnapping
Assault and battery (3 times)
Animal abuse
Property damage
Bank robbery
Grand theft auto
Mass poisoning
Fucking WAR CRIMES
Crimes against peace
Child endangerment
First degree attempted murder
Assault with murder intentions
Framing
I know right but I also found this funny
i love how all of el macho's crimes were either kidnapping or assult lmao
El Macho: *Recieves 253.5 years in prison, two death sentences and two life sentences*
Also El Macho: So what?
You dead *gets Glock* *shoots*
I love how Gru gets pardoned for his previous crimes just to get sued by a minion
Plot twist of the century 9:45
What’s the music?
Ok just for the record this is cause of employment negligence
what avl pardon mean
@@mariavictoriaantipolo1994 the AVL gave some amnesty for responsibility for crimes from the last video
@@mariavictoriaantipolo1994he got excused of all of his crimes and didn’t have to pay/ or have anything because he helped avl/ica/cia/fbi/swat/police and more for getting rid of some criminals, and in the end it was still a little.
characters charged for their crimes ranked:
1. Drago Bludvist: 4 death, 2 years (3,266)
2. El Macho: 2 death, 2 life, 253.5 years (2,040)
3. Red Death: 6 life, 64 years (528)
4. Vector: 2 life, 112 years (267)
5. Gru: life, 95.25 years (173)
6. Humpty Alexander Dumpty: 39.5 years (40)
7. Chantel DuBois: 31.5 years (32)
8. Gru pt2: 20 years (20)
9. The Onceler: 15 years (15)
10. Aloysius O’ Hare: 6 years (6)
1. El Macho: 2 death, 2 life, 253.5 years (2,040)
2. Gru pt2: 20 years (20)
3. The Onceler: 15 years (15)
score: (death sentences*816) + (life sentences*77.3) + years
death = 816, life = 77.3, average life expectancy in us.
why 816? originally i was going to do 38.1, the average age in the us. but death sentences are only for the most severe cases so i thought it needed a much higher number. i took the number of people serving life (53,000) divided by the number of people on death row (2,474 in 2021) times 38.1.
The onceler actually has a repayable debt compared to most other villains getting death upon death or life upon life sentence.
Yeah. Dude's probably rich enough for the fine, and with good behaviour the guy could be out in 5 years.
@@smell4685 "good behavior" mans could literally just puppydog eye the entire court and is inmediatley pardoned /j
You forgot the food cleanliness violations in Gru's factory.
We see in 10:44 some of the jam in the process is left behind with no clear option for cleaning it out, nor a window of time to clean it out as since this is such a big machine for one batch Try would have to sacrifice time and energy lowering in and pulling out minions to clean up the leftovers. Which Gru doesn't seem to be doing, leaving the jam to rot and contaminate future batches.
Not only that but the minions that are squishing the fruit seem to be wearing regular workshoes, which might be why the jam tastes awful.
*Not only that but the minions that are squishing the fruit seem to be wearing regular workshoes, which might be why the jam tastes awful.*
I'M LITERALLY DYING AT THIS!
“He would get six months for the assault, three years for the snake abuse…” ah yes we have a perfect legal system
but, the snek! Plus, I doubt the guy was seriously injured
I mean, this guy is not a lawyer to my knowledge so this isn't gonna be like SUPER accurate
If we're gonna fine people for hurting animals then we might as well fine the animals too
@@beaner1014 Two problems.
1) you cannot fine an animal because you can't serve them in court
2) Theres a huge difference between harming an animal for enjoyment or no reason at all and an animal hurting another animal for sustenance and/or self defense.
@@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim yeah, and maybe the animal is protected by law or something.
Technically the Lorax could get a similar prison sentence as the Once-ler since in the movie he puts the Bed that the Once-ler is sleeping on into a river, which is not only unlawfully driving someone off their land, but could be charged as attempted murder, leading the Lorax to be given a 5-15 year prison sentence and a 50 - 100,000 fine!
I would have to disagree on the whole “minion with a jar stuck to his head sues gru and has to under go therapy” argument. As shown in the minions movie, minions are indestructible and will follow their boss no matter what. So not only does his loyalty keep him from suing, but also the lack of damage done to the minion would also keep him from filing a lawsuit.
Same thing with handrails, minions are in no danger of falling.
Could turning the minions into those purple things be Mutilation?
Possibly
My exact thoughts
Also chemical warfare plus creation of bio weapons
Non-consensual drugging and enslavement might also work for that even if it's not mutilation
Until we find out if it can be reversed. Then yes
When it was revealed that Lucy was strapped to a rocket, you could've also tacked on a lot of years for numreous counts of illegal possession of a destructive device (explosives). Also it wouldn't be a stretch to guess that they were stolen, purchased, and sold illegally.
And assaulting a federal officer as well
3:10 Dude, He Also Left Without Paying For The Glass, He Broke!
8:00 you could also make a case for him owning weapons of mass destruction, that missile could easily destroy an entire city.
Knowing he also launched this later in the movie, it’s presumed this results in thousands of homicides, warranting hundreds of death penalties. (1 per 100)
@@patrlckballing yes
The way you said " *give him another death penalty* " made my day 🎉
Also the "copyright song replacement song" is such a vibe!
I think it’s important to talk about the mental fatigue characters like these place on others. NO ONE talks about the therapy many people need after they interact with these evil shenanigans!
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life
He did mention the Minion who got his head stuffed in a jar.
8:31 forbidden grimace mascot
this pretty much applies to anyone interested in pursuing criminal law, but it's funny to know what our childhood villains are liable for if, of course, the authorities are able to catch them.
Illumination: We make family friendly movies!
Also Illumination: *shows scenes with Kidnapping, Mass poisoning, Animal abuse, and Assault*
I don't think it's mass poisoning, but it's mass mutation and mass mind control.
But it's okay cause no human is ever gored 😁
AND A WAR CRIMINAL BEHIND ALL OF IT
@@HeWhoComments1 tbf beinf a war criminal is surprisingly common in fiction
but it's animated!
9:19 the ASSAULT sign popping up after this was funny af
2:14 I love hod Ted just becomes a blurred mess when the boot hits him
At 10:39 I'm just imagining that minion in therapy as part of the movie
Therapist: So what brings you in today?
Minion: Babado, Gabofee Di Tor.
Therapist: ...Uh huh.
It's a mix for all of the languages of the world
@@diegonadabcelestra7330estás Højre, Derudover er du en *Intello*
@@diegonadabcelestra7330a mix of a few languages + gibberish
I love how El Macho has the biggest crime counts (so far) in Illumination villan count. Ironic considering he is like one of the nicest villans of all time
He's the Tighten of Illumination by that regard.
yeah XD
I don’t think the Once-ler is truly a “villain”, he’s just a portrayal of when people let greed take control of their lives.
True dat
yeah and his mum made him do it too
agree it was his mums fault
@@carla-ge3ysWhile people likely will harp on it as an "excuse", it does make some sense - after all, he originally wasn't sure how to go about the Thneeds, and his mother gave him a suggestion, which he obliged to, eventually getting drunk on the corporate greed as he spiraled down further into it
modern game devs should watch the lorax
If I was the judge in the case where Gru assaulted Antonio, I would throw that case out only because Antonio is the son of a villian.